A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...
I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.
Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...
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The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock stuck one,
The mouse ran down.
Hickery Dickery Dock.
hey all, am back from my cousinsssssss!
hey
*gets into her car an zooms along the motor way*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
*police sirens can be heard*
Oh no! *drives little faster*
Police: please pull over
me: ummmmmmmmmmmmm NO! *speeds off* WEEEEEEE!
Police: *zooms after me hen skidds in front of me*
Me: AH!!! *brakes*
Police: *comes over* Do you have any idea how fast you were going
Me: No but you were going just as fast to keep up with me
Police: ok.. never mind that you still resisted the police order I could get you done for that
Me: well I'm no police officer but I think nearly starting a car accident is illigel*
Police: well.... have a nice day
Me: *drives off* WEEEEEEEEEEE!!
HEYA GECKOGIRL HEYA FLO!!!
lol i dont think it would go like that..
it does in my mind .... but hten again in my mind roads are made of lollipops sooooooo
i drew a really cute picture of a girl trying to cartch a fairy in the moonlight...
ahhhhhhh ... flo whats happening to you *shake flo*
I THOUGHT YOU WERE VIOLENT!!!
hehehe randomly pink- fun house just popped into my head *dances*
oh no *send telepathic message to flo and geckogirl* COME BACK!!
ahh cute little fairies.....
OMG IVE BEEN BRAINWASHED THESE STUPID 5 YEARS OLDS GET ON MY NERVES....
soz caps i had to get a stress ball....i still dont knnow why i started babysitting....oh yh to prova im responsible...
at least they are sleeping...well right now anyway...
Nicolette Croga said...
Nicolette is mentally hillarious
Kallista is funny and kind
Sarthacus is scotticsh and has a good taste in music
Dragona is .... urm tall and funny
Florence is great company and violent
:]
October 28, 2010 9:35 AM
What about me nicolette?!?!?!?!?
Also another new post of mine is up about the prologue!!! my fan fic will be up tonite i promise!!
you better these small fairy things give me the creeps...and if you want to know i am tied to a chair , im covered in glitter and i have pink feathrs in my hair....
AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Florence NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! You are the voilent and angry one!!!!
OH... I used to do baby sitting but I quit and with good reason ... they locked me in the sitting room and ate threw the kitchen ..
right now im pink and glittery
Nicolette read my above comment!!!! what about me?!?!??
NOOOOOOOOOO *tries to brush off the sparkles of Florence franticly* PLEASE WASH OFF!!! PLEASE WASH OFF!!!
about 10 mins before there mum came home they showed me the flooded kitchen with empty packets and food everywhere and sauce poored all over the side with spil coke and milk on the table and told me to clean it up .... :[ ... I hated it
im taking care of three 5 year old ...IM TIED TO A CHAIR,COVERED FROM HEAD TO TOE IN GLITTER OR "FAIRY DUST" AND I HAVE PINK FEATHRES IN MY HAIR!!! WHAT THE HELL AM I MENT TO DO!!!
Leo cool and ..... good writer
nice!!!! tanks nico!! now lets free florence!! *attacks 5 year old*
ummmmmmm I'm trying to think how I got out of a situation like that whilst I baby sat ... well there was this little boy I baby sat once and he wanted to play cops and robbers so he caught me and handcuffed me to the radiator so he could paint my top white and orange like they do in america ..
oh you wait for the mum to come home .... toy handcuffs have that little click bit that undoes them .. if I knew that he wouldn't of ruined my favourite t-shirt ... but it was ok because I brought a new one with the money I was payed with
yeah think of what else you could do wit that money!!!!!!!! *gets beaten up by 5 year old* Gotta go talk to ye later bye!!!!!!!!!
bye all!!!!!!
i am not going to hit a 5 year old leo..and neither should you...they have really snotty noses and keep sneezing everywere....thats why i dont want to touch them thier dollies or anything else ....
bye leo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH1IE8R-P9o&ob=av3n
like the song but the videos weird
wooh soz i just disapperered for a while. i have been away for so long that i have had some major catching up to do on fan-fics! just finished on leos gonna start on urs now nicolette then ill move onto urs florence!
Nicolette Croga said...
Nicolette is mentally hillarious
Kallista is funny and kind
Sarthacus is scotticsh and has a good taste in music
Dragona is .... urm tall and funny
Florence is great company and violent
:]
October 28, 2010 9:35 AM
What about me nicolette?!?!?!?!?
gasps! i repeat what leo said: what about me nicolette! *puppy dog eyes*
great now their big brother comes and is trying to untie me....he cant untie me so he went to get scicorrs ..
gecko girl kind and good laugh
typical...i have to be the violent one..
lol at least your being untied :]
*big grin* yay. thanks nicolette ;) i am content now. *turns into cat jumps over onto nicolette purring*
one moment please, my sister wishes for me to come and help her wash a pumpkin. dont ask.
lol halloween ;]
ahhh. it warms my heart to see a pumpkin getting covered in soap and showered down. my sister wishes for it to be clean before we carve it. she is hygine crazy.
heya Dragona flos been tied up by 5 year olds
omg this boy is so lousy he cant even cut through string...
lol she does sound it gecko girl
hiss at him florence. it always works.
he told me to shut up and stop typing about him...
well why dont you cut the string let him give you the sissors
like a cat. i do it and people avoid me. it works like a charm ;)
Eh?
A five year old?
lol
well he is kinda on the floor right now cause i kicked him....i think that i will slowly escape when he finnaly unties me..
3 five year olds actually...i have pink feathers in my hair im covered in glitter or "fairy dust" and im still tied to this chair!!!
I found a bike for £299.99 that I really liked... but my mum wouldn't let me have it :(
kicking or hissing. either is fine. both work very well. well...exect kicking a five year old could have some nasty consequences...
very nasty
that sucks dragona
well earlier on i tried doing no hands on my bike and i fell in a ditch..
aww poor dragona. i found a £300 camera that i liked and my mum sed no until my grandma gave me £100 and then mum sed fine if i put the money towards it :D
no no the boy is 15 he just came back and his friends who are trying to untie me right now...
dragona here are some tips:
1. do puppy dog eyes
2. if she still says no grab her leg and beg.
3. still says no say u will do lots of chores for her.
4. if still says no hiss at her,dind a carboard box, grab food,drink and entertainment and say you are only comming out of the box when you need the loo or to go to school and you will never talk to her again and everytime she gets too close hiss at her.
see? simple.
Nah... I'm fine... Florence if I could help I would... but y'know... I can't get to London in the next five minuites...
I'm raving to p!nk ...
Give me a few hours... and extra for being pulled over for speeding and I could help...
im still covered in pink...
Oh and a Ferarri... my Nissan won't go that fast lol... 140mph won't get me to London in a few hours lol...
Whoop, new page!¬
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY NINGA PLAN FAILED ME!!!!!!! *goes locks self in goose cage*
Yey I got first comment!
Lol Nicolette...
I got a mask which looks like Hannibal Lecter... I might go as a serial killer with my trademark weapon as a coathanger... or a glow in the dark axe...
yes im free!!! brb ive got to get to my house 5 minutes :D
my sister is still not happy with the quality of this pumpkin. it is not clean enough she says. she'll be there for hours.
Well done... enjoy your freedom Florence...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_XhIi41UJM
ahaaaa I remember this song i used to love it when I was little
Wow... I've got a new message from Florence... have you sent me a new one or have I just got it from ages ago?
how do you get onto messeges on blogger?
Nope... it's the one from ages ago...
im back!
Sign in on Google friend Connect and it'll say, one new message is ready for you and then you need to deliver it to your email inbox to see it...
*runs over to Kallista and saves her* I knew you had come because my epicmeter blew up
it probably the old one..
Hey Kallista.
its the more complicated one..
Yeh it's the one that you sent me on habbo but it said something about china at the end... it took a long time to come lol.
I've got four friends on my Friend Connect account... I sent an invitation to everyone on my blog but they musn't have seen it yet...
hey kallista!
Kallista did you finish writing??
Is there a new blog or is just no one on at the moment?
Yes more people on than there was 2 seconds ago!
*holds mirror infront of me*
If you dare turn me to stone then I'll deflect it back at you...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I accepted your friend request Dragona!!!!
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to make Kallista float in the air and change back to Kallista instead of the snake haired woman*
Yey thanks Nicolette...
*puts on Zelda jumps inside TV jumps out*
ha I have a mirror sheild
Florence... I understand the start of it but why china? The message you sent me on habbo was much less... random...
i think that im your friend...
ahhhh I got my mirror sheild for nothing *throws at a random goose*
I am king of camelot... just so everyone knows... I am your king! But I won't go power-happy...
Yeh Florence... you are my friend on Friend Connect...
i dont know...i dont remember what i wrote....china....dunno they apparently have some awsome casinos though....
wait i think i have it down somewere..
soz guys g2g peace out!
i dont know why i wrote about china...i had a memory attack this morning so you cant blame me for not remembering anything..
omg I have had that dream before! exept it was squirrels not teletubbies
bye skylara
bye geckogirl :]
"ill get the cook to kill me for deporting him to china"
That's what you said Florence... brb...
Back, just signed in on other laptop...
Hi, all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbnptXTQ-GM
Random title, but a good song, from TNBC
ahhhhh...yh i deported him to china cause he couldnt cook stuff i wanted to eat... he didnt like me anyway...so i just sent him back home
Heya Sarthacus!
hey sarthacus
Wow only 2 minuites lol.
But why did you call it: whatever you do it's your fault? Can I just ask?
yh it would be easier for him to kill me so i didnt have to ruin the bathroom and drown myself
Hi Sarthacus.
You don't need to kill yourself lol... there's just no point...
cause you started it.....
*gives kallista the evils*
Me?
Ah yes I see why... but I still don't get it... I liked the habbo message 'you are not going to like it' that was a better title...
Why are you giving Kallista the evils?
some things just dont need explaining....
she knows why
Everything needs explaining because otherwise we don't know what any of us are on about...
*stands between Kallista and Florence*
are you questioning my authority??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1T0ZTXyoCo
Skip[ to 0:57
MEIN HERZ BRENNT!!
For some strange reason I've taken a missive turn to Necromancy.
Hey people of the universe
Dragona, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you are Tesseract.
Why am I tesseract?
No Florence... I'm not questioning your authority... just questioning about what you mean...
Well, you said you feel no emotions and nether does he and I'm pretty sure you'd be a good assassin like him because you can take on a lot of people at the same time, like him. You are Tesseract.
big words are awsome :D
Sorry I'm going to be on and off, I'm making rice and curry.
he is not russian i know when i meet one..
Lol Darkane... I have a hannibal lecter mask so and it looks a bit like tesseract... so yeh... pretty much BUT I FEEL AGAIN! I have felt things since the night before last... but I do not want to be an assassin...
I'm not russian... I come from Yorkshire...
kallista is writing ff
nicolette is probably doing something
sarthacus is finding music
Hmm... how you would you describe me?
Anyone?
tall
OMG .... sorry guys I'm back
the ninga kiwi kidnapped me but it's all good now
Well most of us are doing things such as breath and moving but nicolette is probably doing something more worth while then that.
Florence, tall is my appearance... not my personality...
i broke a stress ball today...
you said how would you describe me...so i said tall....
Nicolette is probably locked in an airtight container eating crisps...
not sure about tht one...ill ask the person whi is trying to hack my computer..
True... so how would you describe my PERSONALITY?
who who who not whi stupid typos..
Nope I was kidnapped by a ninga Kiwi and but in a big bucket of jam
Wait... someone's trying to hack your computer and Nicolette isn't here? There's only one solution...
Ah... that makes sense Nicolette...
yh the machine i told you about thats built in is going crazy...
*sighs and walks away* I think the Kiwi turned me into a ghost mabey he said you'll come back just you see when I escaped and he went ARRRK
nicolette did you eat the ninja kiwi??
If you go to the bottom of my blog I now have fish and two games :]
had a power cut last night :D
... mabey ... no
Hmm... how would everyone describe my personality?
LOL snap I was sat in the corne of the room on my xbox because mum got some new fuses and the power went out and I was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I CANT GO ON LAPTOP BECAUSE NO INTERNET AFTER 10 CANT GO ON XBOX BECAUSE NO POWER AND CANT READ BECAUSE NO LIGHT ....
i dunno how to describe it....
ummm don't know
Kind, funny, cool, rarely annoying.
Oh... I get powercuts sometimes but I get a lot of fighter planes coming over my house... about three each day... I think there's a millitary operation over the hill lol.
*starts dancing like and indian* *does funny indian calls*
Oh Thanks Sarthacus lol.
only one word pops into my head caring...
Ah...
I just want to know what people think of me...
I'm gonna try and write some more of The Necromancer's Shadow.
Bbl.
* tames a tiger and rides it threw the rain forrest*
i wonder what ppl think of me....
"violnet g..."
shut up voice i told you to be quiet..
*silence*
*starts indian dancing and calling again when she sees Kallista*
*random monkeys and birds join in with the dancing*
I fear what people think of me which is why I tend not to thing of what other people think of me because I don't want to bring myself down
*starts banging indian drums*
*puts on the indian face paint symbols and rides off into rain forrest on her tiger*
Thanks Kallista.
Florence, I think your kind, funny, violent, loyal and friendly.
"i want to join in with the dancing"
shut up voice you cant dance
"yes i can"
no you cant
"well you can dance"
no i cant
"yes you can"
Shut up
*silence*
Cool, after the 1st chorus of MEIN HERZ BRENNT!!! It's kind of a deamon-like tune. Gives me the creeps, and i LOVE it!
What do people think of me???
Hmm... Sarthacus, friendly, kind, cool...
Awww thanks Kallista :]
you are Kind Freindly Funny Loyal great freind smart ambisious cool amazing imaginative and so much more :]
thanx ..i dont usually think about what i like about people.....
Dragona you are brave, friendly, really fun to talk to, you are probably someone who i can tell things that i cant tell other people and you are quite reliable.
I can't dance... I haven't done it since year 3 so what do you expect?
Oh thanks Florence...
Dragona kind loyal freindly smart and funny
Sarthacus great taste in music funny random freindly and kind when you want to be
What do people think of messa
Thanks, Nicolette.
Thanks Nicolette...
Flo brave funny pretty talented and fun to be around
Darkane: Kind helpful lolifying, friendly, cool.
cross out the 8th word please kallista...
Kallista you are hialrious, kind, you never get mad at people,one of the best writers i ever talked to (i should have added that to dragonas list) you are a person who always wants poeple around you happy.
Darkane: Kind, cool, sporty, funny, friendly...
*stops being an Indian and starts dancing to the island by pendulum*
Nicolette what can i say?? RANDOM, funny someone i can talk to for ages, smart, loyal, friendly, imaginative, talented
Darkane: cool funny freindly kind creative
lol aww thanks Flo :D
*yawns* god I'm always tired I fall asleep and wake up as tired as I was before and look at me now nearly falling asleep in broad daylight
Kallista can think of such good words but it takes me a while to think of them...
Darkane, strong brave funny talented kind
Nicolette: Funny, random, awesome at writing, imaginative, friendly, cool
Flo: Funny, imaginative, awesome at writing, strong, brave, cool
Dragona: Strong, funny, awesome at writing, logical thinker, cool
Sarthacus: funny, awesome writer, good taste in music, random, cool
Kallista: kind, funny, random, cool headed, cool in general, awesome writer
Sarthacus,you are someone who has weird friends, good taste in music, you are funny, friendly, loyal, you can keep secrets, cool, friendly, kind
Kallista, what do you mean by "just fair forgiving (i hope)"
Florence... I think your someone who I can say things to that won't be told... or teased...
*gives evils to Kallista*
Thanks guys :D
Thanks Darkane...
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