A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...
I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.
Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...
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bye
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMmQSEaS-w0
best song eva(besides a few others)
kill me. i hav no life
HI all.
I need to go to Halfords today to see about a bike for my birthday...
*plays on Star Wars Battlefront with ninja goldfish*
You are going to die...
*gives goldfish evils*
Boooorrrrreeeeeeeddddddd...
Florence, Nicolette, where are you?
*sulks*
People are normally on at this time :(
*headshots ninja goldfish on star wars battlefront*
Hehe...
*whistles to self while waiting for someone to come on*
Oh what joy it is to be a loner...
I'm so bored...
*sighs*
Ah well... I'll just talk to myself...
Hey Dragona, how are you doing?
Fine, how are you doing Dragona?
Fine.
Your a bit grumpy today.
Maybe because I'm a loner.
That makes sense.
I wish I could say the same about you.
Oy. *punches*
*punches back*
I'm going to throw you like a javelin.
So am I.
Your going to throw yourself?
No I'm going to throw you.
I am you.
Oh.
Is anyone going to cure my bordem?
No, except me.
You are me.
I know.
Really?
You've already said that.
Have I?
Yes.
What do you want for Christmas?
I don't know.
Neither do I.
Because we're the same person.
That makes sense.
Yes, it does, to all but you.
Why me?
Because your me.
Eh?
That doesn't make sense... does it?
Nope, not a chance.
Ah...
*haves a group huddle with clones and ninja goldfish*
We have an urgent matter to discuss... cheese...
Does anyone like cheese?
Me.
Probably because your my clone.
Ah...
Hmm...
Lolage... this is fun...
No it isn't.
Yes, it is.
Nope.
Shut up.
Your the boss.
I know I am.
All hail king of camelot.
Thankyou... thankyou...
Wait, aren't we kings too?
No, because your my clones, I am the original.
Ah...
*continues in hushed conversation*
You think I should?
Yes.
Really?
Yes... it's the only option.
No it isn't, I just not do it, that is another option.
Oh...
Who thinks I should?
*10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 hands go up*
Great...
If you don't want to...
No... I want to do it... just if it goes wrong...
It won't...
How do you know?
Because I'm phycic...
That makes sense.
But really, should I?
Hmm... yes...
*jumps in massive block of cheese*
Done it...
*climbs out*
It's fun talking to myself.
No it isn't.
Yes, it is.
You can't persuade me that way.
I can.
*grabs clone in headlock*
Ok... ok... it's fun.
I don't give up that easy.
I do.
Because your weird.
True.
Hmm... what do you want to talk about?
Stuff...
Well yes, we have to talk about stuff...
No we don't.
Shut up, you're annoying me now.
You're annoying me.
You're my clones.
I know.
No you don't.
Well now you do...
*100000000000000000000000000000000000 clones whistle at the same time as me while waiting for someone to come on*
I'm bored...
I'm going on habbo... but I'll still check if people are on, and if there are then I'll exit habbo and come on here...
I cba to go on habbo... ah well...
PLLEEAAASSSSEEEEE someone come on...
I'm lonely... pllleeeeeeaaaaaasssseeee someone come on.
*begs*
:(
hey
"Lets... do the time warp agggaaaiiinnn"
What?
I'm bored...
*hugs Florence*
YES!
AT LAST, SOMEONE IS ON!
If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call? - Ghostbusters!
If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who you gonna call? - Ghostbusters!
mum wanted to bake a cake and the oven exploded... :)
lol i had to calm mum down when she started saying she was a really bad mother and stuff...
the exploding oven happenend to me to...i usually blow stuff up without even noticing...
I think Florence has abandoned me...
No she hasn't... lol nice...
i thought it was those weird guys who always run and wear shorts....118 118 i think...
I've never blown something up... except for in science once I accidentally did something with chemicals and all this smoke filled the room...
Lol... it's the ghostbusters theme but 118 118 took over it with their dodgey moustaches...
lol thier adverts annoy me
Same... but not as much as 'Go Compare, go compare, with a few clicks, spondoolicks, and you thank your stars you went to go comparrreee'
Them annoy me more.
compare the meerkat.com , compare the market.com simple
^
that ones just weird...
Brb, need to get dressed... have you had another one of those dreams? Or was it about bananas or burglers?
The meerkat is awsome, but the advert isn't...
Aleksandr Orlov is the meerkats name..pretty awsome.
nope no dreams...ok i did have a dream but you werent in it
Sorry about that, I needed to wash my hair as well...
Ah...
Damn gel... I need to wash my hair every few days otherwise it goes cobwebby and nasty... I want my hair to be naturally spikey so I won't have to wash it...
my dream was that world domination started happening by a volcano exploding...i was a 23 year old verion of myself. and i could drive a car :D
anyway a disease broke out and there was no possible way of curing it so pople died and lava killed them and then snow started falling....and i was in some private library watching it all, then someone puts their hand on my shoulder. i turn around and my dream just ends........
i might have died..or my dream will carry on later..
You can't die from one touch... unless it was Tesseract... but I have a tip... if you die alot in your dreams just think 'I don't want to die... it is my dream, I can take control' that's what I do and I never die... well except when I jump off cliffs and things... but that rarely happens...
naturally spikey hair??
i never saw naturally spikey hair...no wait my cousin has but he is worse then fletcher :D
TEAM FLETCHER!
i hardly ever die in my dreams....but with this one is its one of the most confusing dreams i ever had......
how are the white lines by the way??
Eh?
What's team fletcher about?
Ah I don't really care...
My dreams are hard to explain... if it's my minds interpretation of the future then there's a part of me which is inside the dream... if I can let it out then I take control of it... and it's just like being in a place where you can do whatever you want... I know that doesn't make sense but it's like using cheats in a game... like you can make things appear from nowhere and be indestructable and all sorts of things... which is cool... I normally cause havoc but sometimes I go with the flow of my dreams...
WHITE LINES... DO NOT MENTION THEM TO ME...
*shakes fist angrily at white lines*
I really want them to go... they ruin england but I must admit... the Earth looks very nice from above...
well you know twilight started that team edward
-DIE EDWARD CULLEN!
team jacob thing...
well now pople have started
TEAM FLETCHER
TEAM CAELEN
TEAM SKULDUGGERY
Oh...
so if anyone asks im team fletcher and so is nicolette :D
Ah...
i think that i exploded skulgirls mind yestersay by repeating valduggery to many times :D
Lol...
I don't know why people made Valduggery... it's stupid...
I need to go to halfords today to look for a bike for my birthday...
awsome what type you going to get???
mountain bike
bmx.....
Some of my dreams are sad... some are cool and some are just plain weird... like jumping out of a helicopter... when my Grandma was driving it and she had red eyes and was evil...
But apart from that they're the future... it doesn't happen much but... it does sometimes...
Mountain Bike... it's illegal to ride a BMX on the road... and I want to go offroading anyway... and I can go faster on a mountain bike...
Top speed on my bike : 42killometres an hour... I've got a speedometre...
*comes in in a po go stick*
Hey look what I found in my back garden!! ... it wasn't there yesterday ... but im not complaining *bouces around the room*
i have a mountain bike..but i still cant ride it...
even 5 year olds can and i cant :(
And that was down my road, I braked and my tyres squeeled and it left a black mark on the road, but it washed away when it rained and my back end turned and I stopped with a skid... it was cool...
Hi Nicolette
Florence, you should ask your mum to help you learn... it's easy really... and once you've learned you'll never forget...
hello *waves and then falls off po go stick* ... ow
1st
Lol Nicolette.
wooop wooop wooop wooop wooop !!!
NEW PAGE whoop!
Lol.
WOOP!! I GOT 3400 and new page ... I thought someone would steal it from me *eats bread nervously*
AHHHH MY HANDS ARE STILL ALL WRINKLED!!!! .... we went smimming after shopping yesterday and my hands are still all wrinkly
curse you chlorine!
hey nicolette
mad moment over ... now can you pleeeeeeeeese stop laughing at me?
People on this blog are different...
Nicolette is random.
Sarthacus is Scottish.
Kallista likes Dreadlocks.
Florence is violent.
I am... dunno... me and King of Camelot...
I'll think of some others...
HEYA FLO!!! *hugs flo* I didn't know were you had gone .... I even checked that the halloween cupcake we made today were still there in case you were stealing them
We're making a spider cake for Halloween... but we went a little random with the icing picking so it's blue with yellow spots... not my fault I swear... ok I chose both of them but ah well...
i need to write a shorter letter to my french penpal....the one i wrote earlier was 10 pages bach and front ..... and she will probably answer with 2 words...
your mad
Nicolette is mentally hillarious
Kallista is funny and kind
Sarthacus is scotticsh and has a good taste in music
Dragona is .... urm tall and funny
Florence is great company and violent
:]
I'm not funny... I didn't have a sense of humour until Florence restored my feelings randomly... and I haven't used it yet...
I have a german pen pal I sent her a 1 page message about how cool fish are
I'm listening to Pendulum... I know it's random but ah... it's me...
you do funny things with you magical yorkshire pudding ...
Yooou like pendulum??? since when!
No... I do the right thing with my yorkshire pudding... I use it for good... and stupid things like cheese...
I dunno... it's just on my Ipod... I'm just listening to all my songs... it's finished... I didn't even know what it was called and I didn't even know I had it! Until I looked who it was by...
Yey, Crazy Frog lol...
heheh most of mine is about why i dont like blue cheese, if she eats cheese...if she likes cheese....
this is one of my best questions!
us londoners like stalking ppl in shopping centres, what about you french baguette were do you shave fun?
A bing bing bing, a bing bing bork bork... du du dudududu du du dudududu dudududududu Bing Bing... lol
I had a baguettte for breakfast!
A little one... mini...
Thats weird ...
I love pendulum and asked everyone on here if they did but you said you didn't really know ... ooooh this is like me descovering my best freind likes pendulum all over again
i have weird 80's songs on my ipod..
Most of my songs on my Ipod are eighties... 80s were cool... they're music was cool...
"Let your love flow, like a mountain stream and let your love go... like the smallest of dreams and let your love show... and you'll know what I mean, it's the reason..."
Wait what's this song called... Let your Love Flow by the Belamy Brothers... it's cool... but it remindes me of white lines!
It's the song off the barcleys advert... the one where that man is sliding down the blue slides... it's a good song and I didn't know I had this either...
Flo funny you should say that becasue I'm a professional stalker ...
here an hour away from london we sit in macdonalds guessing how many times people have been there judging by there size then ask.
We stand out side stores where they were name badges guess a girls name and boys name and then walk in and if its the name of the person buying we buy the person who guessed correctly sweets ... if someone guessed correctly.
We follow people down the streets that we don't know and ask them questions and hide in cloths racks in shopping stores guessing what peice of clothing the person were stalkings going to pick next ...
its all fun :]
i like
the riddle by nik kershaw
poison by alice cooper
the final countdown by europe
Africa by toto
and
i wont let the sun go down by nik kershaw
but when I say we I mean me and my abnormal friends normal people don't do those things
The final countdown is alright... I like 'Lets do the timewarp aggaaaiiinnn', 'Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, those cats as fast as lighting' thats probably my favourite... I like Real Radio because they do all them sort of songs...
On GTA San Andreas I listen to K-DST because they do 80s songs... I like 'White Wedding' and it always seems to come on when I'm flying a bus... random eh?
i pick eh?
me and my frineds just folow pople around and stop everytime they stop.....i remeber when one of my friends got so carried away in the stalking that she folowed someone into central london :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is9JXZDqESw
Watch that... it's funny... Rush Hour 3 clip... please watch it...
You two are stalkers...
*hides in corner*
learning the dance is quite hard when your best friends are aound you :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII&ob=av2e
lol :D when I took the tube to london I was stalking someone with funky shoes and nearly went with them to catch their train instead of mine..
well we only do it for a laugh :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is9JXZDqESw
WATCH THAT!
It's funny...
Stalkers... watch it!
im ofeneded
Lol... I'm jking... it's kinda freaky but hey...
dont tell me you never folowed anyone for fun..
Um... no I haven't... I didn't mean to offend you but it is a little strange... you must admit...
yorkies are mean
Sorry... but yorkshire people aren't mean... and now I feel bad... oh my do I have to feel things now?
ok its a bit weird..
did you know that its like summer here...
no no the chocolate bar thing called a yorkie...
It's freezing here... really cold brrr...
everyones walking around in short sleves
Oh... I thought you meant yorkshire people lol... I had a yorkie when I came out after my liver scan...
Everyone here has like 4 layres on outside... thick coats, hats, gloves, scarf... brrr... I hope we get 7ft drift again... that was fun to dive in...
im back :[ had to give back the neighbour po go stick
Aww... poor Nicolette lol...
yh we do call yorkshire ppl yorkies and we call scotish ppl scotys and welsh ppl subs.....
We didn't go to school for like 2 weeks last winter because we couldn't get the car out because of the snow and the bus crashed a couple of times... or it didn't come or got stuck... good for us...
Yorkshire people are cool... they practially INVENTED a roast dinner...
lol we didnt have to go to school for 5 days...now thats a record :D
i didnt say that your not cool or anything like that..
we call them scottish welsh and irish...
but yorkshire people are still calls yorkies here...
and yes poor me I taught myself how to use a po go stick then they take it away from me ....
i don't care if its "theres" they don't love it as much as me if they chucked it over the fence ;'[ besides i thought it was finders keepers
Lol Florence... I'm jking... I feel happy... strangely...
lol i guess yorkies are nice after all...
see you yorkshire ppl are named after a chocolate...
we are called londoners is anyone asks...
we got 2 weeks off because off ice and snow then they cleared it :[ but it snowed again after 4 days of school and we got a futher week off :D
were not called anything because our towns not important enough
Hmm... why am I happy?
I don't know... I'm strange...
weirdly enough we call americans "cheese burgers" i dont know why though....
We just refer to london and everything round it as 'down south' I haven't actually met a londener before... so your the first londoner I've talked to Florence... congratulations...
i guess that you are the first yorkie i ever talked to
*claps*
Lol.
primark is funny
primark is realy funny!
I've never been in it... there's one in town but I always go in Gamestation instead...
ppl say that primark is a really bad shop but they still go and buy stuff from there...
my mum dragged me into primark yesterday 1st time I had been and it was a funny little place ...
my mum promised me we could go to game after primark but we never did ...
I got to go to halfords now... bye all.
*hugs Florence*
Bye... I hope I see a nice bike...
Bye all.
*fades away*
yeah I know all the sluts in my school say primark is rubbish yet still go buy there cloths there
i swear that everything is on the floor and nothing on the tables they have...
bye
Yep... bye...
I guess they spend so much on make up they don't have much left to spend on decent cloths so go to cheapy old primark ...
Bye Dragona
I know when we went up to the seond floor we couldn't get out because the pushchair couldn't get over all the shoes scattered across the floor so we had to go backdown
thx for the dream thing..
no problem
nicolette??
I'm here sorry pc crashed
ima loner
a loner
aloner you hear me?
oh I must be a ghost again
sorry got carried away...
hmmmm I feel hungry
lol same...i now remember how me and my friends got kicked out the library :D
one of us kinda fell on a book case which toppled over which hit another book case and that one hit another.....
all i will say is that the library was a mess...
nicolette is gone again..
lol that happened to me in block busters with my freinds but we legged it as soon as the first shelf began to tip .... we only knocked two shelves over though
am i am i really?
i will talk to myself
hi
hi
who are you?
im you
no im me you cant be me...
yes i can
why are you haunting me ghost
im not a ghost
what are you then
im you
are you hat annoying voice in my head?
im not annoying
yes you are
im not
*punchs* leave me alone you annoying thing
let the 7 seas curse you
what the hell are you talking about
i dont know
then shut up
but you are making me talk
do you like cheese?
*silence*
why arent you talking?
cause you told me to shut up...
sorry i just sloe some bread from downstairs
lol i liked woolworths... but they are bankrupt now..
same
stop leaving or at least tell me when u will!
meh I'm being ignored ..
sorry :[
see
see what?
you have me when you are lonely
i still dont know who you are
im you
no im me
in your conscience
what that?
a voice that talks to you...
do you like cheese voice??
you do then so must i...
does that mean that you dont like bacon...
yes
and eggs
yes
and..
SHUTUP
i thought that you were ment to be kind...
so nicoltte are you here..
she keeeps ditching you
shut up
*silence*
thank you
your welcome
*sigh*
No I'm another one of your many personalities
oooh which one are you?
shes your..
shut up
the crazy one :]
i wonder who's my brain...
your brain is..
shut up voice its not..
i missed out the you bit..
i hate the way ppl write something delete it and then write something else..
"thats what you do tho"
didnt i tell you to shutup?
"Sorry"
coolio
lol maybe my voice can meet your voice...i wonder how the convo would go...
im just reading darren shans last demontana book "Hells Heros"
i don't know lol
ok :] im eating plain bread
talking in that weird robotic voice it sounds funny....
nicolette will you write more fanfiction??
um sure
yay!
sorry you didnt post for ages..
OK
I have to say I'm having a bit of an annoyance with you....
I dislike the way you bring Tanith into the book and then make her be COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY USELESS!
She doesn't do anything except get the crap beaten out of her and then scowl when she loses a fight.
Book 1: owned by the white cleaver
Book 2: Smashed by the grotesquery, then again by the grotesquery
Book 3:Gets beaten up by Murder Rose. Twice.
Book 4: Thrown off a moving car and then nailed to a chair
Book 5: gets taken over by a remnant
She only ever looks cool when she wins the occasional sword fight but other than that she is completely usless.
I think that you should somehow bring her back into the book as a kick-ass character. I don't care how you do it, just please do it. I mean seriously she has potential. In the first book she seems pretty awesome and all then she gets beaten by the white cleaver, thats completely acceptable seeing as the white cleaver is very powerful.
She then gets owned by the grotesquery twice. Once again acceptable seeing as the grotesquary is a part god and she helps damage it.
Then in the third one she gets owned by Murder Rose on top of the building. She then gets smashed completely by her again. From then on its really annoying.
Also I can't believe that you ended a 3rd book in a row with a cliffhanger, I mean I know you have stuff to sell and all but like there are better ways to get people to buy your books than ending them with a cliffhanger, its bloody annoying having to wait 6 months to a year for another stupid book I mean come on man, really?
That is all I have to say.
Except for every other aspect of your books are awesome.
P.s. Please excuse all grammatical and spelling errors, it is late at night......
did i just read that ^^
Funny. By the way Your books Are AMAZING I brought every single one.I especially love the conversations between Skulduggery and Stephanie/Valkyrie/Darquesse.
I finished flo but have you read the part i posted 2 days ago yet because you havn't commented
yh i was just reading your stories over again..
i see well want me to post the next part?
yh i sitting in my seat twiddling my thumbs wondering what will happen next...
I NEED THE NEXT PART!
http://stories-random.blogspot.com/2010/10/yummy-icecubes-nom-nom-nom.html
lol i like the fighting
i see that normal titles are gone again..
Glad you like it ... sorry just had to make dinner ... sapgetti bolognase ...
brb need to eat it now :[ sorry I keep leaving you
ahh... appears I'm larrified
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