A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...
I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.
Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII&ob=av2e
awsome but old but awsome..heheh i remember when we tried to learn the dance :D
i hate it when pople read your comments but never talk to you...
vanilla icecream with sunflower seeds are nice :P
is nice
being a loner can be awsome :D
I'm on the windows 7 laptop :( I want to go on the XP one... but my damn sister needs to do homework... so do I but I'm putting it off until the weekend...
Im Back!
Hi Nicolette.
Florence, are you still on?
Nicolette... anything to do with white lines you found?
Oh Heya Dragona ... florence you here ?
shopping wasn't so bad mum made me go in H&M, primark and new look *shivers*
got a hoodie two tops and some jeggigs so ... yeah mum got mad because I did'nt like anything she did they were the only things we agreed on...
im here i was just getting more ice cream from the kitchen :D
:] yes I did dragona
line-
To see a line in your dream symbolizes duality and flexibility. It may refer to changes, or may mean status quo. A line is also indicative of your personal limits and boundaries. Hence, to dream that you are crossing a line suggests that you are testing your limits, stretching yourself outside your comfort zone or simply doing things that you would not normally do.
To see a line of people or objects denotes that you need to be keen about your surroundings and observant of people.
To dream that you are standing in line signifies your need to be more patient and tolerant. You should learn to wait on something without losing your composure.
white - To dream of the color white is symbolic of exclusivity, the new world, appeal, protest, reform, succession, purity, simplicity, justice and innocence.
you said flashes of green yesterday so heres green to
Green-
represents a beneficial change, positive well-being, maturity, productivity, healing, hope, and peace. Green also represents your desire to earn respect and to gain your freedom. Money, prosperity, and envy are also represented by this color.
Dark green represents consumerism, greed, dishonesty, deception, and trouble sharing. You should find a common ground between your masculine and feminine sides.
heya flo :D
lol its quite long
and i think that i have the best news in the world...
That's not what the website said... but then that was a phycic dream website... not a dream journal...
Tell us!
i take it that you dont care if i stay and not go boarding school...
this isn't coming from my dream journal thats why this is coming from my mums phycic book
What?
Your staying!?
TELL US FLO ARE YOU STAYING!! :D
is that a bad thing now??
IM STAYING HOME!!!
and my dad rocks :D
*hugs Florence*
That is brilliant... absolutly brilliant...
And I feel things, yey!
When you told us that you were leaving I must have felt sad and now my feelings are back!
Whoo!
And now I feel happy...
only two pople arent happy...the head teacher and my gardener...
YEAH !!! We must have a party
*teleports everyone to new look*
when I came here today they were playing good music and there was loads of sparkly cloths
I don't care about them Florence... it is awsome news that you are staying!
*hugs her again*
EVERYONE MACERANA!
*gets clones and ninja goldfish in a long line doing the Macerana*
EVERYONE JOIN IN!
PAARRRRRTTTTYYYY!!!
dad heard that i saved the house from ebing robbed so he cancelled the boarding school...he said that now i am responsible and grown up....*laughs* he can wish..but i wont ruin his day.
*looks nervously at macarrina line*
last time I joined in I got trampled on
Florence, you should try not to get excluded again, because it might ACTUALLY happen next time, you were lucky... but luck doesn't last forever...
*does the macarena*
ham burger
cheese burger
lettuce and tomato
ham burger
cheese burger
lettuce and tomato
ham burger
cheese burger
lettuce and tomato
WERE IS MY KETCHUP??
^well thats how we do it in school anyway...
narr i got dad to promise that he will never send me away...his promises are golden :D
anyway exclusions arent fun...they are lonely...so i will be a good person.....until christmas anyway
Your dads a legend Florence...
yeah-lo? what up people? READ MY FAN FIC!
but i dont think that threatening the nuns this morning was a good idea....they phoned to say that im not allowed anywere near the school 2 miles is how close i can get to the school and no closer or else they'll call the poice...
there was ment to be a . before 2..
The new TLOASOTB is up for people who haven't read it yet...
And I declare... for all Derek Landy Blog followers everywhere... today 27th October is a day of party... today... is 'We-are-not-going-to-loose-Florence-day'!
*everyone claps*
Thankyou, thankyou...
How can elephants fly? they can't even jump for god sake ...
HEYA LEO!
dads never change x)
its the 27th of october???
hmmm I forgotten who brought me yesterday in the auction of candy?
STOP THE MUSIC!!
its the 27th of october today???
Yes, it's the 27th of October... nearly for the rise of the Shadow Brothers...
dam i forgot ...
You have had more things to worry about before today... so I'm not supprised...
I have feelings whooo!
Thanks Florence for restoring my feelings... although it was bad news...
1st!
*shakes fist angrily at white lines*
If you don't stop ruining England with your flowing Dodginess then your going to pay!
Wait... they're indestructable in my dreams... but I'll connect with them and try to corrupt you in 2 seconds...
hehehe I own the page I own the page!!
*runs around laughing untill a tree picks her up and shuts her up by coving my mouth with leaves*
mmmm mm mmm m mm mmm
your welcome :)
but im ment to have a haloween party in my house and i
A) didnt write out invites
B) still dont have a costume
C) no decorations
D) everyone knows i will have one
E) its in 3 days...
F) stuff i order takes 4 days to come..
Damn white lines... they ruin the country... IT IS A GOOD COUNTRY WITHOUT THE LINES!
maybe its a vision...word domination simple stuff like that..
Well invisible lines to all but me in my dreams... they haunt me! FOR A WEEK AND A HALF NOW!
Oh... that's really bad Florence...
oh no I'm out of medication .... do you think smarties count?
Ok new post but read it !!! its not a story but it's important so Read it!!!! and comment on what you think!
i need ideas... i dont even have a theme...
No, not world domination, they annoy me and I really want them to stop... they don't move, they just flow, some bits forwards and some bits backwards, they join up two places in the country... but I cannot identify them because I'm no good at geography...
which continents then you should know those..
It starts in the middle of the country and goes nearly to the bottom of it... it curves slightly to be in the bottom left of the country... near London I think... if that's where it is...
Oh btw when I say 'the country' it's england...
meh ... Im going
you know it looks a bit weird if you draw it onto a map and then turn your head to the right....it loks simular to my singature in year 3 :D
bye nicolette
Your signature flows?
I hope I don't have a dream about white lines tonight...
yh my middle name is florence and everything around me flows....well thats what a gypsy said anyway..my signature now is all loopy..
Cool... nice signature lol...
listen to a sleep tape it makes you forget...or watch a horror..
I feel relieved about you not going... I can wipe all sad thoughts from my head now...
It feels weird to be feeling things again... but it's strangley cool...
Brb... signing on other laptop...
look at that..i really should become ghandi :D
lalal you can now call me Guru Florence :D
back :]
Hey, hey, hey! I'm back,everybody! I bet you all missed me, didn't you! Well, I'm completely stupped on what to say now... Erm... I've started high school, yeah you probably don't care, but, hey! Yeah skulduggery stuff would be cool, I want S.P. Wallpaper in my room!
My name feels funny now :D
Back... Guru Florence lol.
*shruggs*
though no one would care :/ .... hmm well i'm going to read
No... I think you should change it back to Florence B again... it looks weird...
Hi Nicolette...
Happy We-are-not-going-to-loose-Florence day 2010 everyone!
rawr i have a leopad bookmark
my sister attacked me .... vicious
Right... all sad thoughts are gone... I'm just trying to persuade myself that it's all good now...
errrrrrrrrrrr im bored ...... hmmmm I wonder If i could overload the plug socket again :]
KALLISTA!!! :D
Hi Kallista, it's fine... I was joking about being angry anyway...
But I HAVE DECLARED 27th OCTOBER We-are-not-going-to-loose-Florence day... so happy We-are-not-going-to-loose-Florence day 2010 everyone!
kallista heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!! ...
now I'm still pondereing was it sarthacus or flo who brought be in the candy auction?
woo....yh you are right i think i should change my name back...
Now lets do the Macerana to celebrate!
It's not tradition to do the Macerana on the 27th October!
I DECLARE A BLOG WIDE MACERANA!
*does macerana with clones and ninja goldfish in a long line*
Nicolette, it was me!
*gets dragged away* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gtg
Ok bye Nicolette...
i brought nicolette !!
bye nicolette...
*mutters something about wasted smarties*
Fine, you can have her Florence... because I'm a nicer person now that Florence has restored my feelings... I FEEL AGAIN WHOOP!
i wonder who would buy me if i sold myself...
YES!!
I would Florence... you could be Nicolette's keeper... lock her up in a smartie filled cage...
no dragona you can have her i already have 15 pople to my diposal including a grumpy gardener..
Has everyone read TLOASOTB?
If you haven't make sure you do...
I don't want her...
*pushes her to Sarthacus*
He can have her...
I don't have any minions but I suppose people are scared of me for some weird reason... I'm a BFG I swear!
Kallista... randomness... we always talk about random things...
Nicolette... we had an auction and we are now deciding who bought her...
I have feelings again!
YEEEYYY!
I feel happy now...
random things that no one understands..
... except for people who are in the conversation...
"Randomness is one of the best qualities friends can have"
Florence Black
yes exept for those...and kallista
That is very true... very true indeed...
"Betrayal hurts, but not as much as if people walk away from it as enemies"
Dragona Pine
That's when I went all wise and my brain imploded...
I feel much happier than I did... but I didn't really feel happy or anything at all so it's an improvement...
"Darkness doesn't always mean evil, as Brightness doesn't always mean good"
Florence Black
^Another one of my favourites
I don't say anything else... that's the only thing I said when I went wise.
*claps*
you have feeling and i have ice cream! xD
we are all happy dappy!
wait what word rhymes with happy...
happy
snappy
nappy
flappy
lappy
rappy......
...i need a rhyming dictionary...
Thanks Florence... I really appriciate having feelings again, although it did make me feel when you told us that you were leaving... but at least your not now.
im happy to stay!!
"home is one of the best places in the world"
...i need to stop thinking about quotes...
Kallista... DO NOT HUMILIATE YOURSELF...
As it says in Shine by Take That...
"Stop being so hard on yourself
It's not good for your health"
Take that know all...
Dorian seems to be happy he keeps jumping on my lap then jumping of twilring and then doing the same again....
But seriously Kallista... don't do it... I was faking being angry, you can tease...
See... everyone is happy that your staying Florence...
Nearly time for the Shadow Brothers to rise...
Kallista... just don't do it... it makes me feel depressed...
Poor Kallista...
If anyone wants a game like GTA but isn't an 18, try Driv3r, it's a 16, and I think it's better than GTA... but that's just my oppinion, you can get it on Xbox and PS2...
I wonder where Florence got to...
Unless it's torture Kallista... or feeling sad...
I dunno... people have left...
a well ppl gtg now ill be back later! :D
Bye Florence...
I know Kallista... but it doesn't make you stronger... it brings you down until you forget it... and I remember everything because I have a photographic memory, sometimes I don't want it...
shh im on secretly
White lines, white lines, dodgey dreams about white lines...
Psst... Florence... I'm not...
mum got some web ppl to check this website out and they say that its full of hackers...
It isn't... no where near...
i need to type very slowly bacuse it doesnt make a sound then :D
Alright... :D...
:P to everyone who thinks Blogger is full of hackers...
you never know they could be hacking you right now...
Ok Kallista... we had a mini-tornado on the moors...
No, it would come up with something if they were doing, we learned it in ICT when we were doing Internet Safety...
lol a hail storm is the worst that can happen here :D
well its harder to hack my system cause i have this weird machine that vibrates if a virus or something else happens...its vibrations are sent to the police and they can track down the hacker :D really awsome
We have like 3 foot deep snow or more... we don't have just a covering... I once jumped in a drift and I sort of sank... you couldn't even see my head lol... it was about 7ft deep drift... but we had a couple of mini-tornados sometimes... you can see them whirling on the moors...
the only thing i learnt in ict was how to get into blocked websites....from my friends...the teacher just hands out booklets and goes to sleep...
That's a cool computer/laptop Florence...
computer.. mum doesnt want ppl looking through her/mine/dads stuff
They always block games at school :(
we all know how to unblock ours :D
I need a new sledge... one that I can steer and brake so I don't go into a wall again... at like 20mph... we have this really steep hill and it is AWSOME for sledging...
We made a ramp last time... oh I have an embarassing story...
A year ago, I was riding my Go-cart, it's not a pedal one, you can only steer and brake with it... and I pushed it to the top of my road and was going to go down to the bottom of my roa, and I set off and I lost control, did like 10 rolls, broke the brake and landed on my head although it didn't hurt... I was wearing a helmet, and one of my friends were watching because his mum and dad came for a cup of coffee, and all the little children at my primary school which only had 38 people in and is up my road lol...
It might be the plasma in the screen Kallista, wind and magnets can affect it...
No, not scary, AWSOME!
Best crash I've ever had...
It is awsome Kallista... one of my favourites I've read... it takes a lot to please me... but I love them.,,
Kallista, I've already made romance in my fanfic... sort of... when Nicolette was possesed and knocked out Sarthacus, and kissed him to cover it up lol... but I don't mind, as long as I like the person... but if I don't like them then I object...
Tacos for tea... brb...
AHHHHHHHHHH *comes running in* sorry friends knocked on me and I already denied them 3 times since I came home and I had onlt been back for 40 mins
:O kallistas bald!!! *locks self in goose cage*
*comes back out smiling* AHHHH :]
Back!
Lol Kallista...
lol its ok kallista .. nobody saw
heya dragona !
Kallista... do you have any questions about what my reply was to what you said about your fanfic?
Hi Nicolette... damn white lines lol...
*shakes fist angrily at the white lines*
Ah well...
*hides in goose cage thinking Dragonas shaking fists at her*
I'm not shaking my fist at you Nicolette...
oh.. ok ....
can i still stay in here its suprisingly confy ... plus im feeling ill .... always feel ill after going on swings
*stabs the white line*
Oh... your indestructable...
*tries to connect with the white line*
*green flashes appear*
Oh no...
*green flash*
*green flash*
*green flash*
*green flash*
*green flash*
*green flash*
*green flash*
*GRASS*
Need to go wash up, brb...
You can do what ever you want with your storky Kallista ... I really don't mind how my characters used anyway
ahhh luci toke ee 9 tims :/
*teleports back to the chinese restraunt she was in earlier and sits down at the big table spinning the part in the middle around*
*get telepatic message from Kallista*
*orders food pudding and drinks to go along with 2 fortune cookies*
*recives her order steals the mints from the bill bowl then disapears before paying*
*teleports back here and sets out chinese food on a picnic mat*
DIG IN KALLISTA!
And now I need to go for a walk...
*sets up chinese chocolate cake and slices it up and puts on a plate then chucks Kallista her fortune cookie .. when your ready dig into pudding!*
*snaps open fortune cookie*
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To Love is to forgive
Lucky numbers
52 11 82 21
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(according to facebook)
back sorry had to put new cloths away and decided to put on my new hoodie ... its so nice and comfy
Yey, I'm back!
here *duplicates hoodie and gives it to Kallista*
Heya Dragona!
Kallista... do you have any questions about my reply to the thing about your fanfic...?
hang on mum wants me to try on all my cloths to see if they fit brb
Ok Nicolette...
Kallista, I think that would be fine but I like most people on this blog anyway... but you can do what you want with your story...
I think Nicolette would be good with Israel Kallista, just a thought...
*see's Nicolette giving me evils*
No, it was just a thought...
My character is 83, is that the oldest?
It takes a lot to unsettle me Kallista, I have a concious on iron...
Ok...
does nobody ever answer any of my comments. hey have any of you seen the avatar the last air bender tv series? it's cool
back .... one tops to big but mum said i'll grow into it :] ....
whats that about be and israel!!! .... *gives dragona evils* meh my character not me I don't mind who you pair her up with whoever it is ... because it's not me :D
.... its a bit wierd tho because me and hellboy have the same birthday
No I haven't... isn't that a cartoon?
I used to watch it when I was like three... I remember there was this guy with an arrow on his head...
Yes Nicolette... that's why I said you should be together...
yes I have watched the last airbender TV series it's great :D
IM BAAAAAAAAAAACK!
did yea miss me i love that show!
Ah well...
Yey, first comment on new page!
DAMN! noooooo i hail to the dragona pine!
just one second off ONE!
Sorry Skulgirl, I didn't want to get it... it just happened...
Ah...
I'm easy who my character is with... it's not be afterall, even though he pretty much looks like me...
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