A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...
I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.
Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...
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dont make the SP auditions happen in 2013. plzzzzzzzzzzz
on a brighter note,
Fletcher's story reminds me of a movie called Jumper.
Hi all.
*whistles to self*
I hope someone comes on soon.... I may go a little crazy otherwise...
Ah well...
*sighs*
*sits in corner without blinking*
I have to go to my auntie barbaras today so I'll be on until about 9ish and then won't be back until maybe 2...
I am a loner...
*sighs*
*whistles to self until someone comes on*
Am I always the one to cure your bordem?
Either you or Florence...
true true ..
Either way... someone's on at least...
I can hear the wombatts coming
Lol...
dragona theres two new post on my blog
What are wombatts?
Oh yey...
lol sorry above that earlier comment it just popped into mt head and made a big fuss about me posting it
I have no idea .... I think there an animal in australia
Ah...
I wonder where Florence is... she's normally on by now...
Ah..... Oh..... Urm..... Hmmmmm......
is that all you say latley ? ... or have I gone partly blind
I don't know...
cocopops and milk make a bowl full of fun
I don't like cocopops... they're nasty..
*yawns its only a matter of time before mum gets up ....
when she gets up I have to go because were off into southhampton so mum can get me some cloths .....
cloths shopping never ends well becasue we can never agree she hates stuff i like and she likes stuff I hate then we get into the argument there my cloths I have to wear them not you and then she'll say well your my daughter and I don't want you looking like a tramp and so on ...
on the plus we do normally get a mac donalds ..
well bye gtg
Nicolette, you still here?
Bye Nicolette... have fun clothes shopping lol.
hey
Hi Florence, you just missed Nicolette...
ive noticed
Did you listen to the gardening tape again?
i couldnt get on earlier because of a few things
no didnt have to i had a warning dream instead
Oh... it doesn't matter anyway, luckily I had Nicolette to talk to...
A warning dream?
yh it gives me a fragment of reality and that something bad is going to happen...i usually know because it is short and it replays itself over and over and over again until ive had enough and i wake up.
What was it about?
2 figures climb over my house gate their faces covered and they are carrying two large bags...
then my house alarm goes off.. in the dream
Maybe their evil nuns lol.
Florence, have you read the new TLOASOTB?
evils nuns?? lol
well i wake up and take out my phone ready to take a video and call the police....or the gardeneer....and i see two pople climb the gate and i take a video...before they reach my house one of them stumbles over the sprinkler and the alarm turns on..they run and i call police...
doing it now :D
Dream police... they clean up criminals in your mind...
Hey people of the universe.
Hi Darkane...
I'm re reading MC soooooooooooooooo good
Init Darkane... I've read it every day since it's been out... oh except when I read H.I.V.E Zero Hour, that only took me an hour and the new Darren Shan book which took me 1 and a half hours...
... I'm a quick reader...
oh no the other part with my camcording pople was real thats why i wasnt on
Well most of the Darren Shan books aren't that long.
I have a camcorder... it's a Samsung...
mines sony
i think that i wrote phone instead of camcorder.....
Where's my box for it?
Wait... so's mine, I get confused with Samsung and Sony...
Yes new page!
lol last comment on page :D
Lol.
stupid valduggery fanfiction.....dont pople have better ideas then that...
I think that but I don't really read other people's fanfic except for the people on this blogs'
that was my mistake...i started reading one and then i was like..WTH???
That's why I don't read them lol.
Toast is the best
never again....i have a couple of ideas how to get out of boarding school...
Lol that's random, I got some gloves for 20 quid yesterday... that is awsome... they have a pocket and they are thermally lined and everything... but you need them when you live in yorkshire...
Tell us Florence...
they must be cool :)
Yeh... they're Screamer gloves... they have a grippy palm as well...
What are the ideas Flo
Are they fingerless gloves
Nope... normal gloves, they're really thick... I think they're ski gloves...
yeah mums already in a strop throwing things around the kitchen .....
hmmm Spooky puffs are nice ...
have around I don't know only little time though
I had a dream about white lines again last night...
no effence but fngerless gloves are a fail gloves are meant to keep your hands and fingers warm
white lines ... hmmmm
My mum has a more detailed dream journal I'll go find it see if it has white lines in becasue its blatently bugging you
It is bugging me... the line seems to annoy me and I want it to stop... but all my attempts to destroy it don't work, but connecting with it works... but it's just flashes of a colour and it forms a picture for a split second before I wake up...
first of all i need to get spray cans....if all fails i will spray paint GOD DOESNT EXIST LETS GO TO HELL! on everywall i can find, totally not my style but its wrong not to try new things...
i will also need to stock up on permament markers...and explosive paint...the nuns sleep there aswell...i will also need red paint to write a few things in creepy writing...
i might try poisioning one the the hags
randomly painting their faces and cutting their hair during sleep....foam beards that stiffen are funny......
and if all fails and im stuck in there cleaning the mess i made than im doomed and dont forget me i might come back one day....
thats all i have now but ill think of more things...i can cause a lot of chaos in one day imagine three.....
I love fingerless gloves, they're awesome for cycling and climbing, way more grip
Ah... cool!
I G2G now, I'll be be back about 2 ish, or maybe one... I don't know I need to go see my autie barbara...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei8hPkyJ0bU&ob=av2e
bye dragona
Bye Dragona, I won't be on at 2 I've got band practice.
ill probably be here at 2....
line-
To see a line in your dream symbolizes duality and flexibility. It may refer to changes, or may mean status quo. A line is also indicative of your personal limits and boundaries. Hence, to dream that you are crossing a line suggests that you are testing your limits, stretching yourself outside your comfort zone or simply doing things that you would not normally do.
To see a line of people or objects denotes that you need to be keen about your surroundings and observant of people.
To dream that you are standing in line signifies your need to be more patient and tolerant. You should learn to wait on something without losing your composure.
white - To dream of the color white is symbolic of exclusivity, the new world, appeal, protest, reform, succession, purity, simplicity, justice and innocence.
you said flashes of green yesterday so heres green to
Green-
represents a beneficial change, positive well-being, maturity, productivity, healing, hope, and peace. Green also represents your desire to earn respect and to gain your freedom. Money, prosperity, and envy are also represented by this color.
Dark green represents consumerism, greed, dishonesty, deception, and trouble sharing. You should find a common ground between your masculine and feminine sides.
dang it didn't type fast enough Bye Dragona!
I wont be here at 2 either
lol nicolette thars long..
i guess that ill be a loner then..
Nope I'm just watching some drum covers on utube
nicolette can you find anything about my dreams...and if you can can you mail me it???
i actually would want to know what it means..
sure whats your email?
or inbox me on facebook your choice
oops sorry gtg byee
a well bye!
Bye Nicolette
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywVgC5RWSk8
There's an awesome stick throw in there somewhere you should watch this Flo
i am i am!
Hellooooooo?
hi!
Did you watch it?
Hey! Its me, again... :D
my friends say i should put my drawing up on deviantART...do you think i should??
yep you're right it is awsome :D
hi mary!
Drawing? Ive been drawing a lot and they're not that bad....I drew, KatyPerry, Mollie(Staurdays), SelenaGomez, and Emily Osment....
Which pic
Hi Florence
Hey Mary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJpWi1CSWC0&feature=related
Crap sound nut look at the kit
But not nut
dunno they just point at random ones on my wall and shout THAT ONE!
Lol, well I think you should, it'd be cool
Skulduggery should definitely have way more merchandise.
Forgot to mention in your last post that your cat is the most adorable thing and a picture would be much appreciated.
My nan's cats used to sleep behind her television.
I'm going now, Bye.
Flo put a drawing on deviantART. T'would be awesome.
i dont know which one i should put up first....any ideas..i have about a 100 on my wall including the ones on my blog...
Well think about how many people would be looking at and which one you think would get the best response and that you wouldn't mind if people criticized.
Not that anyone will criticize it but some people might, just think about how idiotic they are.
i dont know...
is anyone still on???
How do you get drawings onto your blog?
you press the little upload pictures icon type thing... then you just take the picture which is saved on your computer ... well thats how i do it anyway..
Cool Thanks
hope it helped....
I think I'm gonna put some up later
i need to draw something new...
Speaking of drawing I have art HW
me to
They gave us HW over the mid term, so evil
lol i got four sets of homewrok cause i have to draw for the school inspectors.....stupid teachers
I'm doing a mock JC this year so we're basically doing the exam. it sucks.
I have to write a new song for the tempted tears...I called it the skeletong key and thatis is what the beggining goes like....its a speciallity for haloween! :D
THE SKELETON KEY!
Every key unlocks a door
were unlocked things are found
but locked doors can be hard to open
if the key isnt yet found....
^that bit is more whispered then sang..
i need a chorus first and then ill work out the first.. any ideas??
rest not first...
Sorry I'm crap at writing lyrics, you want my friend who sings in my band, she's written about ten songs in the past month and they're all awesome.
lol i think i found something tho..
Let's hear it
Hey, Im back....sorry bout that
Hey Mary
hey ok ill write what ive got..
dam dorian was hungry and ate my paper i have to write all my ideas again....bad dog
I've gotta go now. Bye guys.
bye!
all aloney on me owney
slowly going crazy on my own
lalala boarding school is bad lalalala
if all fails i will spary paint the school
how are you lord landy??
you havent added people on facebook....you havent added me
spagetti
i blew up a ipad :D
it was awsome
i will write more stories..
now u mention it there is kind of trilogies
1-3=the faceless ones
4-6=Remnants?
if they r about remnants that means in the net book tanith must b killed or rescued
and whe WONT be killed
do i make my self clear
cos that wud just b mean
i wonder whether 7-9 will b about Lord vile, Necromancy in general, Melancholia or whatever the person who is being fused with power is called, Valkyries mental battle with Darquesse, a mixture of all of those or something completely different
lalalalalallallallal
balamory
teletubies
tweenies
bill and ben
....erm
club penguin
Blip
Now I'm the loner.
Tennis
Badminton
Squash
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Bored
I'm going now. Bye no one.
NO! I dont wanna be a loner
im back and no one is on :( typical
good game good game gamey game game!
*mysterious voice in the background*
All alone, alone. I'm coming to get.....
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Darkane runs by waving arms above head shouting*
IT"S A MONSTER RUN AWAY!!
*Tiny dog runs by*
*Florence shakes her head*
seriously its just someone with a white blanket on their head
*pulls blanket and theres nothing under it*
ITS A MONSTER GHOST!!
*florence runs after the dogs and darkane*
*monster looks at everyone running away*
i only wanted to make friends..
near, far, where ever you are!!!
Hi, Flo.
Nobody on??
Crud.
omg someone is on!
random pople gather round sarthacus and satrt bowing to him shouting "Hansa"
there moment of glory over....you still here??
Yay!
I'm writing a book. No, I mean for real. I'll probably write a childrens book first, publish it, then go onto oler books. =D
omg i just go eat something and in that time pople go on say something think your not here and then come of..
I want to make money!!
i wrote a book when i was 5... its more of a novel then a book its over 1342 pages long and now im going through it......
The adult one is called: The Necromancer's Shadow
Children's: Sammy The Stickman.
its quite funny actually i keep writing about this big bogey man going around and killing innocent unicorns and then one horse has enough and stands in battle.....i never knew that as a 5 year old i had a imagination like that...
what about teens..?
i have a plan to get out of boarding school...its totally awsome....and if it fails it only leaves me one plan..to spray the words "God is fake, the devil rocks, we will all go to hell its ment to be fun there" that will get me kicked out for sure..
i will spray it on every possible wall...
every door
even the roof.....
all i need is a lot of spray paint..
sarthacus.....u still here???
SOrry, I just had to put the bins back.
Ah..
actually i have a better idea...
*phones the boarding school and threatens them*
omg it actually worked they just phoned back on my house phone and said that they are full and take me in.....
SCORE!!!!
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! *punches air and falls to knees* YES!
why didnt i think of it before??
i will change my name when im 18
sarthacus??
did you ditch me??
i guess you did..
lonely mocarella sauce
Hang on... I just finished writing a children's book, and I need t oillustrate it. Brb...
If you're bored, listen to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB1yehXQpAA&feature=related
i might write a childrens book aswell...
mine will be called
Were's bob hiding?
or should i do jim??
lalalala watching random horror movies in black and white
Crud, I g2g, only allowed music... I'll try'n sneak on , though.
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