A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...
I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.
Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...
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«Oldest ‹Older 2401 – 2600 of 4282 Newer› Newest»ok you wana know what has been bugging me all day and will NEVER get out of my mind?
Hmm...
*retreats to goose cage* valduggerys not real it doesn't haunt my nightmares ... IT'S NOT REAL DANG IT!!
Ha... Nicolette and Israel... I like that too...
*sighs and ignores everyone comments*
*hypmotises Nicolette into thinking Valduggery doesn't exist*
IT DOOEEESSSNNNN''TT EXXIIISSSTTT...
yes that but this on deviant art thing i advise you not to read it i choked on my own breath and fainted *in my mind* because of it
here it is anyways caution DO NOT READ IT WILL SCAR YOU FOR LIFE!
ok cant find the link but its called "back in the Flesh" its HORRIBLE!
i was so appauled by it just thinking about it gives me the heeby jeebies it was so scary i choked on air and went into a mental shock of some sort
Hmm... I'm popular on here... I got 2 votes for me on Nicolette's blog... FROM PEOPLE...
*looks at ninja goldfish*
Your vote doesn't count...
Kallista speaking of your fan fic whens the next part there hasn't been a new part in ages ....
and your such a great writer!
*hypmotised into thinking valdugery doesn't exist*
what am i doing in my goose cage .. *climbs out* hey all what did I miss
Yeh Kallista, when is your new part?
Nothing really Nicolette...
MC is awsome... I've read it about 100 times...
Kallista, please start now... because your such an epic writer and I haven't read one of your stories in AGES!
fire away im good with that stuff
what is it :]
so whats the question
hellooooooo whats the question?
Kallista are you even there?
*knocks on Kallista's screen*
She's a slow typer...
Yeh... now I think about it the Remnant is gay lol.
I feel strangely happy... sorry, feeling things is new to me...
i think its more of an "it" because it can take on the thoughts and characteristics of the human so when they actually get inside the person they become boy or girl or at least thats what i think
but yeah i guess it could be a gay remnant
although i think my first explination was good
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I think it's a gay Remnant... but it says so much for Billy-Ray lol...
dang i ment to say demented porcupine hair
that actually does its funny :3
Lolage have you seen the new Currys and PC World advert with C3PO and R2D2? Lol funny advert...
nope but i do like star wars i have this clone wars animated movie it is sooooo epic
I have spikey hair... but it's dark brown, nearly black... but no where near as spikey as Fletchers...
I'm just cheking that my photo downloaded
crap
Fletchers hair is the best hair in the world and Derek should write a story about it
didn't work
did you press save?
I like Star Wars Battlefront... that's it, I just find it gay, people killing each other with glowsticks...
not glow sticks LIGHTSABERS! total diference!
*walks back in with squirtable cheese and silly string with added glitter and confetti*
glow sticks are something you use on the fourth of july LIGHTSABERS on the other hand can be used to inhalate people
glowsticks... on Star Wars Battlefront II I shot General Grevious in the head with a pistol and it killed him, one shot... he was killing all my men with his fancy glowstick techniques, and I just ran up to him and shot him in the head lolage... he's such a fail... you'll find a video of me killing an AT-ST on my blog... under Star Wars Battlefront - The Empire getting OWNED!
ewwwww squirtable cheese ewwww thats just gross
my new profile pic is of a super hot avatar the last air bender character.
*squirts cheese at skulgirl* hehehe
you sound like my brother i think he has that game i don't really know i bet Derek would know the game
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/star-wars-battlefront-empire-getting.html
That's the link...
And vids of me on GTA and Driv3r...
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/star-wars-battlefront-empire-getting.html
OMG ITS ZUKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHG NOT THE SQUIRTABLE CHEESE IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!
zuko? why?
bye guys gtg
No, sorry the last link is wrong, it's supposed to be:
http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/gta-driv3r-and-general-randomness.html
did you know the fire bending in that show is based off of the karate i do? so technically im a fire bender
Bye Nicolette...
BYE NICOLETTE!
*tells dj to change it to dancing queen and starts dancing to that*
the randme ness of it all
agg no the randOmeness of it all
Lol Kallista... hurry up with your fanfic please...
grrr my brothr is watching me type everything its52 soo anoying!
GAH! he just hit the key board with his head no 52 NO52!
*starts singing with kallista*
wait what exactly are we singing too?
NOooooOOOOOOOOO KALLISTA!!!!!!!!!!*jumps into cement to save kallista*
i want you to stay here!
grrrr i gotta go take a shower before mom gets home ill be back in like twentey min!
*saves Kallista from cement*
I'm the only English person on, yey!
I know you come from Michigan Kallista and Skulgirl said 'mom' so you two are both obviously from america... and there's no one else on so I am the only British person on...
I'm very observant...
*frowns at Kallista*
The British are awsome, and if you disagree I have Nicolette, Florence and Sarthacus on my side, because Sarthacus comes from Scotland which is in the british isles...
Our sweets taste better so ha!
We've won every war we've been in... even our own Civil War...
I took a long time writing that lol... can you tell a difference with me feeling things now?
AM I ALONE?
*echoes*
Great...
*plays chess with ninja goldfish*
Wait, how do you play chess?
Ah yeh... no, it isn't there...
True Kallista...
I think I'm human again...
Kallista, Britain will welcome you, and if you're ever in Yorkshire... come find me... but don't forget to have four layres on if you come in winter...
Brrr... freezing...
Thanks Kallista... I feel again and I am quite happy about that...
Oh, ok Kallista... You'll stick out like anything lol
*stabs the angry smurf*
I don't know why I did that... I just wanted to...
I think that every day Mr. Landy, believe me.
Although somehow I don't think it would be particularly beneficial to me as they aren't rich millionaires yet.
That'll be the day though, with the minions as my witnesses, that'll be the day...
im baaaaaakkkkkkkk! ad yes i am from america Dragona although i can do a very convincing brititsh accent
Have you noticed a difference since last night?
I think I have changed because I can feel again...
omg today my voice was scratchy all day in school i think im coming down with something
Aren't I good?
I can guess most things from a person by one sentence...
nice although i really want to go to england maybe i will for collage
I do have Florence to thank for making me feel again... when she told me that she was leaving I was sad... and I was amazed in two ways... but now she told me that she's staying and I'm happy... it's strangely cool to feel things...
you had that you were from michigan on your blog thats a dead give away
wait why was Florence gonna leave? wait like leave the blog for good?????!!!! *gasp* that would be terrible!
NOOOOO that would be terrible! i would HATE that i would run away from home if i had to
*waves around Connecticut flag* yes its true i am proudly american but i feel i should have been born in London
wow Kallista your seem to be very clumsy but then again i did trip over my own two feet plenty of times
sorry also reading deviant art stuff and no not *shudders* i can't even say it
not the *shudders again* thing i was reading earlier another thing that is quite predictable
*drags kallista out of manhole*
i wonder where Dragona went to?
8jumps back in shock of seeing Kallistas tantrum pulls out a twinkie* you want a twinkie kallista?
its ok ive yelled plenty of times on here
Who left who now?
Sorry... my blogger is running slowly...
I AM HERE!
I DO NOT LEAVE UNTIL 9:00 this blog time, and my time as well in England...
Kallista, have you done your fanfic yet?
I didn't ditch anyone!
It is my policy for not leaving without saying goodbye... so if I haven't said bye I haven't gone... I hope you would have realised that by now Kallista...
DO NOT HAVE FUN WITHOUT THE BRITISH KALLISTA!
We INVENTED fun...
yes we wi......AAAHHHHG NOT TEAM OOMI ZOOMIE!
Hi Florence!
FLORENCE! *runs up to florence and gives her a hug* im soooo glad your not leaving!
I don't want to jinx it but my blogger is running quickly...
team oomi zoomi????
no way fun was invented when you guessed it I came into this world oh yeah WHAT NOW!
*helps kallista up*
yeah my youngest brother is watching it its sooo annoying to only have one tv in the house
We invented TV, the Harrier, steel, suspension bridges, ships and lots of things you can mention... so ha!
sorry got caught sneaking on earlier....they wouldnt let me on...so i had to throw some massive tantrum and kick one of them....mum wasnt pleased but hooray hooray she will be home all day tommorow just for me :D
us russians invented the best circus' and army camps possible!
we also lie pretty well :D
(Russian revolution)
Well done Florence...
"violence isn't the answer... except to all life's problems..."
Dragona Pine.
english ppl invented the first freak shows...
well the english broke the enigma machine code and it was impossible the hardest code in the world :D
We invented Football... rugby, cricket...
And we owned you until 18 something when the declaration of independence was made... I know because I did it for history!
WE INVENTED....ok i got nothing right now but i have to say im the most but kicking girl in AMERICA!HIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
england invented rugby :D
oh thanks kallista i......ok never mind i agree i am a total freak
Television
Radio
Telephone
Steam train
Electricity
Underground trains
Steam Locomotive
World Wide Web
Sports
we also invented those!! ^^
we were actually talking about sports in hebrew school yesterday have you ever seen Bend it like Beckham with kiera knigtly?
I am deadly... I floored 30 people in less than 10 seconds... oh and I once knocked a year 10 out in the war between years, which we won, whoop!
oh stop braging
when i said me i ment england
we not me i cant spell!
o sorry i think i get the whole year thing but im not quite sure because we have grades like im in 8th grade
8th grade....something closer to year 9 then year 8 somethhing in the middle really..
oh god no have you seen MINE! when i write i leave the first letter out i mix word i put letters in the wrong order and my hand writing is terrible
20 miutes left dam
I don't really get typos... because I'm an experianced typist and have done it since reception at my school...
I have about 1/2 and hour left...
we also have three different schools elementrey *kinderrgarten to fifth grade* middle school *6th to 8th grade* and then high school *9th to 12th grade*
I have now learned that no one is on until 7:30 so I will try not to wake up until at least 7:00... if I can take them white lines long enough...
untill you guys have to leave?
i type without looking and i type with one hand while doing homework with the other....thats why i have so many typos.....
you should see my writing its unreadable unless i make it really really big..
i usually wake up at 630and go to sleep around 10 or later
1st comment!
We have primary school and high school... some people have playgroups and things before they go to primary school...
how many years is primary school?
i mean when do you actually start going to school what age?
i think i started typing when i learnt to write...or was it when i found out about facebook?????
I go to bed at 9:00 most nights, sometimes I go later, and I get up at any reasonable hour... except I woke up at 1/4 to four because of them damn white lines!
*curses the white lines under breath*
i went school when i was 2...but you lot dnt i went russian school first..
I don't have facebook... I have twitter and habbo, as you know Florence lol but I don't have facebook strangely enough...
i had twitter but i got bored.....
Yeh... twitters a bit boring... but habbo's cool...
no facebook here mom wont alow it
KALLISTA YOU LUCKY DUCK! i wish that happened to me even though i have never liked a boy that would still be fun and i also went to school when i was two...a preschool for like three years maybe four....i think i might have started when i was one...i can't remember
Lol Kallista... we play Murder Ball at our school, people just chase a ball around the field, and get it from other people using any means necessary... but people just step away from me when I have the ball... because I am MIGHTY at murder ball...
we were learning the dance soulja boy does in crank that....funny we kept tripping over and laughing...
wwe sadly don't have recess any more
ayaya! I HAVE THE MILE RUN TOMORROW!
we do that to it all starts with wanna play the shadow game? and then they copy everything you say from that point on
lol we used to play dodge ball until i broke someones nose....how come when something bad happens its alwasy me??? i said im a bad person...
more typos typos TYPOS!!!
People are scared of me... but I don't know why... I'm a friendly person... but people don't know that.
we used to play duck duck goose when we were in nursery..we played it a couple of weeks ago to remeber the good times :)
omg aparently im too nice everyone doesn't beleive me that i do karate they think im lying but im not
I'm a yellow belt at Tang Soo Do...
ppl are scared of me because im violent....and im probably the only one who stands outside the head masters door at least 7 times every week....
they even started calling me "bad man" and doing that stupid "respect" sign..... weird
I don't think your bad Florence, because sure your a bit violent and all but your a nice person...
thank you at least one person thinks im nice..probably two if i count kallsita..
whats your question??
Why you need so much space Kallista?
You're welcome Florence.
dont waste trees....wait wrong one.....dont waste the enter bar
button not bar...were did that come from??
Lol.
It's space bar and enter button...
"Ah..."
kallsita your choice
Nice quotation Florence...
I agree with Nicolette and Israel... they would be good together... and I came up with it earlier... Kallista was going to put Nicolette with someone else...
not sure it would ruin it....dunno stories cant only be action action ACTION all the time
*coughs*
I made Sarthacus and Nicolette kiss in my fanfic... although Sarthacus was unconcious and Nicolette was possesed, it still happened... but my fanfic is action...
IF it would ruin it IF....
*mumbles something about stupid typos*
Lol typos...
yep see something different for once and it hasnt ruined your fan fiction dragona... so you might aswell try 2 kallista.
you guys are so.....there is no word to describe you guys....i love it!
Hmm...
Ah...
Lolage...
Skulgirl... insane?
OUCH!
8starts mumbling and picks up katana and boad sword that have just fallen on skulgirl*
yes i am as mad and insane as you can ever find i broke the madness scale
Gimmie my Katana!
*snatches katana and puts it on crossed scabbard on back*
Now I have them both back...
noooo that MINE! *slices scabbard off of Dragona's back and hides katana*
yours is over there! *points to a katana stuck in a stone*
No... it is mine!
*snatches scabbard and katanas and runs off*
Oh... there it is...
*walks over to the stone and pulls sword out*
Much better...
hmm when you think about it..
kallista is funny
nicolette is random
dragona is tall
sarthacus is always depressed
i am violent..
we are all insane and totally bananas although we are still quite normal......or just plain weird
*random pople circle dragona and start bowing*
hail king dragona of camelot!
thats how i picture it anyway...
Lots of descriptive things and is that all you can choose? 'tall'?
no he pulled out excalliburs twin clarenet
Lol Florence... I am king of camelot...
so florence........what am i?
*pushes king arthur off the throne*
Mine now!
you cant just do that!.....you must behead him then the thrown is yours!
hehe it was how i see it :D i dunno tall was the best word i can also call you M.G.B.F.W.J.N.G.
Guards... arrest Skulgirl!
*they grab her*
? what does that mean?
Whats MGBFWJNG?
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