A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...
I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.
Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...
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well i will tell you that i blew up a ipad today...
hey lizzy!
Hi Lizzy... yes we do, we've just got more important things to talk about... don't take that in a bad way...
hey Flo
Do that at boarding school Florence and you'll be fine...
so you are all sad that im leaving...even though you dont know me and probably never will??
(i would advise you not meeting me for your own good)
its ok Lizyy we can talk to each other :]
Come on Dragona, pull youself together...
wait, whats going on?
I now think that feeling things isn't a good idea...
G2G people... night all.
*hugs Florence*
Well, night...
*fades away*
see thats what i felt like when i cried yesterday and now
i will listen to my depressing song now
my heart will go on
bye dragona
night Dragona
hey Flo, did you get my email
yh i agree it defenitally not good
what are you going to do?
.... welll
urm
god Nicolette your Cra* with soppy stuff *slaps*
urmmm ...
good to know your not leaving to christmas flo but still not good your going .... just be you and you'll be out of there in no time ....
:] ... ( if i was you i would bring in one of those bullhorn things and say in an assebly gods not real)
i was thinking about it nicolette...ive seen the picture of the school..,,thats what i will spray over the name of the school...yes graffity not my style but ill try
hehehe ;] we'll discuss this tommorow right now I'm going to go because it's nearly 9pm and time for vampire diarires :]
bye Nicolette
Byee all be back at around 10 after vampire diaries ........
bye nicolette
i have 3 miutes left..
Why does everyone seem to knoe each other?
I'm just some loner now, ah well. What is going on with your post Necros? I'm slightly worried :) nah I've heard worse. Anywho what's going on in the world in this world of book blogging?
CADAVER x(
we know each other cause we talk to each other everyday :D
cheers!
im florence black *shakes hand* i write stories about time travelers..my earlier set werent good so i deleted them! :D
http://florenceblackblogs.blogspot.com/
damn..im of fli-rider over and out!
part 4 is up by the way its brand new enjoy :D
bye lizzy!
*fades from blogger land*
bye Flo!
allllll aloneeeeeeeee
im going to type some fanfic, ill check in later
any one?
Ah, just finished watching "Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother". Sych a funny film! Ah, well, I have ot go now, see you al in the morning!
Night, all.
*sigh* florence even though i barely introduced myself to you ill miss you...
Though we could set up a blog...
Get florence out f boarding school!
OHHH
Dack the nun!
*does cadburys eyebrow dance*
I won't be her until late tommorow because were getting up early to get into southhampton because my mums buying me new cloths *gulps*
they never end well because I don't like any of the stuff she does and se doesn't like all of the stuff I do :/
Well...
might as well do something
Inanimate objects cannot move without support...
Does that mean we are inanimate.
we cant move with friends and family cant we?
thought of the day
oohh nic wassup?
ummmm ummm ooooh I know this one
nic have you written your fan fic yet im still suffering the occasional seizure so im staying home today
my head really hurts
Ahhh my head burns
help mee i need a fan fic
yes (whispers) want me to post it?
AGRHHHH
nic you there everything is spinning
yes please befor my head ignites which it will if i light a match
hurry i need a fan fic/ book to distract me
oohhh i know just the book after i read th fan fic
oh hurry im picking up the inheritance series already!
hey people!
im pulling out eragon!!!
hey lizzy
im waiting for nic to publish a fan fic
before my head starts a bushfire
http://stories-random.blogspot.com/2010/10/broccoli-jam-are-they-serious.html
sweat is pouring down my head
ive got s really bad fever
oh i just got back nicollete didnt i ask you to include lillivale?
:'(
well new fan fic for me!
donkey your in the next fan fic to come the shadows tail
VISIT MY FAN FIC
hey Nicolette, did you see the pictures you inspired me to post?
http://skulfanfic.blogspot.com/2010/10/random-pictures.html
OH OK
WELL VISIT MY FAN FIC
well i might write a small prologue for a new story which wont haooen
There he stood on top of a large tower gazing at the city that lay before him People were happy it was chistmas eve and they were having fun children sleeping in front of trees too see santa.
This year all would change.
He jumped down and the ground shatered
a police car was near by
"Freeze Police!" They shouted coming out of the car.
"I dont have time for his" he grumbled and the car shattered.
he twirled his hand and the Police men's rib exploded out
he grumbled moving on A car almost hit im
"Watch it freak!" The man in the car yelled
The man wh had been hit twirled his hand and the car crumpled in with the man in he stared at a family having fun in christmas
He twirled his hand and the house exploded
This christmas all would change...
Like that that will be a prologgue for my next story maybe
gtg bye
byeeeeeee
i have to go now to, bye
http://stories-random.blogspot.com/2010/10/stroy-route.html
*peers around* I'm ... alooone
well.... WELL..... WELL!!!!!!
meh I'll let it go *release grass hopper she had captive*
Night all new post on my blog 1 is fan fiction the next part (new published about 30 mins ago)
and an important notice
.... *yawns* Night all :]
now your not because in here! my voice just gave out so now i cant talk so its very quiet here in my room i can't stand the quiet......
oh wait you left.........can someone else or nicolette come back on? Derek how about you you seem to be VERY quiet lately......I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE!
ok i have no ideas so basically im talking to my self..........hmmmmmmm...........
Skulgirl13: hey me whats up
me: nothing much just doing homework
Skulgirl: really that sounds very um...boring
me: yes sadly it is that is why im blogging here but no one seems to be on at the moment
Skulgirl13: not true! im here
me:your just a figment of my imagination
Skulgirl13: really because i seem so life like i feel fall in love read eat and sleep just like you!
me: nope your totally fake i got so bored i made you up out of thin air and meat
Skulgirl13: no wonder i taste so delicious
me: yeah i didn't have anything else with me at the moment
Skulgirl13: good bye me! *logs off internet*
Me: WHAT?! no don't leave! stupid imaginations even they won't stay and chat hmf
me: by the way i have NEVER fallen in love!
wow i have reached the top of madness scale
hey skulgirl!
YEAH! hey lizzy!
sorry it took so long to answer i was having dinner
did you see my insanity?
lizzy?
great now i know i can't even keep a conversation with a REAL person!
Hey!
yeah another real person! whats up i need to talk to some one so SPEAK!
if you dont know how mad ive gone just scroll up a little and you will see how mad i am
I haven't really read the past few hundred comments, but I did read the ones on this page.
Florence, I don't much fancy the thought of you leaving. You won't be around and we'll have a sulky Dragona. That is not pleasing.
i do that just to see if Derek commented....im that much of a fan........or maybe im just even madder than i thought
what do you think give me an honest thought
ack! im trying sing with my music and my voice wont come out!
Ummm...
I couldn't find any sauce for my rice...:( So, I'm eating it plain.
you eat rice with sauce? thats un ok so it is natural i just think its wierd i have my rice plain :p
...I won a school talent show once by singing...good times...
coolness i love to sing i just hate singing alone in front of people except with my closest friends
I do sometimes. But I usually fry mine up with some garlic and sesame seed oil, OR have plain brown rice (love that stuff) or this other rice that's really good.
i like white jasmine rice from trader joes
I hate singing in front of people but I decided that I might as well. You only live once I say.
...and sorry about the latness of my comments. I'm eating dinner as well as this.
Damn. Lateness. Not latness.
in front of the computer? lucky my parents would never let me do that
its ok were all bad spellers here
I like the rice from the one restaurant...it's a vegan/vegetarian restaurant.
are you a vegetarian?
Not really, no. But I don't eat much meat. It's for the most part gross.
I do, however, eat a lot of eggs.
i love steak favorite meat its so good
ack why am i reading this sh*t not the blog something on deviant art
I also can't drink milk anymore...not after that milk noodle incident...and I refuse to eat yogurt now too...
What are you reading...?
then what do you.......AHHHHGGG WHY DID I READ THAT VALDUGGERY THING! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!
http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&global=1&q=valduggery#/d2xbkl3
that but i definitely advise you NOT to read it its so HORRID! i choked on my own breath
mine!
yes!
sorry had to do that
*Shudders* Valduggery *pukes* is *falls into fedal position* horrible...
Damn...
i know i don't know WHY i bothered to even look it up because it made me go into a semi coma and i feel like i can't breath its appauling
Milk is almost as bad as Valduggery. Almost but not quite.
i dont like drinking straight milk but with cereal yes
no valduggery defeats the purpose of life its self
Yes it does.
I drink soy milk. And have it with cereal. It's delicious!
belch not to me but i do like soy chocolate milk yummy!
*Laughs*
...Now to find some cheese cake...Aren't I the odd one...
yes you are im more a chocolate person myself
im not a fan of cheese cake
I can't eat much chocolate...and I can't eat doughnuts...or pastries with nuts...or...pancakes...or waffles...or...or *sighs*.
awww why? i feel so bad maybe we should switch subjects
I feel nauseus when I do... Why do you feel bad?
because i hate seeing people sad
have you heard "Come on get higher" by Matt Nathenson?
Sad...I'm fine. I've learned to live with it.
Ummm...unsure.
look it up on youtube its so good i love it
KALLISTA! have you ever heard of that song?
Hey Kallista!
mabye
yes
hey yall!
I only read about a quarter of Mortal Coil so far...I can't enjoy it properly. I got through half an hour and had enough with the noise...grrr...and I was being all critical and pointing out the spelling/grammer/etc, mistakes that I happened to find...
i love mortal coil :D it was so epic. im writing a fanfic about the Dead Men right now
Ya at my house...*sighs* I also had to take a break after chapter eight because I feared death by laughter.
im going to type now, im almost finished with the first part
My brother has a gaming computer and some REALLY loud speakers. My parents always listen to the tv really loudly. And I keep getting bothered. "Mary watch this", "Oh Mary do this for a minute", "No that book isn't as important as you say." Grrrr...
OMG IM IN LOVE WITH THAT BOOK! it was actually because of the third book that i am here right now sorry it took me so long i had to do things and dad came home had to greet him
sadley though i have to say *looks sadly at feet taps pointer fingers together and in a small voice8 i read them out of order i read it 3 1 2 4 5 i was reading the third one without knowledge it was a series and so i had to read the first two
Don't worry Skulgirl...I've done that for a few series, mainly because that was the only book there. Like the Time Travellers Quartet for example.
mary i feel your pain my brothers kept distracting me when i was reading and i have this thing with the books they can not have a single bent page conner etc and so i was like so aware and when i let my brother borrow the books well lets just say it was one lousy two weeks
NEW FANFIC!!!!! it's called "The Dead Men tales" and its all about the war and stuff
http://skulfanfic.blogspot.com/2010/10/dead-men-tales-part-1.html
cheers!
well i had no other choices and i needed to get back to homeroom so i just picked up the first book that looked interesting.....surprisingly i got it all and it wasn't confusing!
@kallista ack i hope your all right! i was once caught in a hurricane hurricane charlie down in florida im terrified of like rain and wind at the same time because of it
my mom NEVER leaves me alone and when i hang with my friends my brother tags along because my best friend lives next door to me
I love my books so much that I wouldn'tbe surprised if someone told me my blood is made from ink. My books to me are dear friends. I'd rip someone's throat out if they trashedone of them.
My words are being mischevious today...
omg i feel the same way even though my room is a mess i can not let people read my books my mom and dad had to force me to let my brother read my Skulduggery books i almost cried but i had to be strong plus my mom would be worried that it would be a very unhealthy obsession shes right but lets not tell her that
one day i was at my cousins house visiting a friend and i brought my fourth book along with me note it was brand new and i had little less than a chapter left so we had to eat tso i put the book in the safest spot ever and then when i wennt back to it.....gone vanished poof.......i flipped out i tore the house apart no one would admit they stole it i was in tears finally after like two hours we found it under my cousins pillow i know she didn't do it because om like her mentor and she would never do that to me we still dont know who did it though....
then later i reread the book and found a TEAR in the page! i was freaking out it was a small tear in my moms eyes but it was HUGE to me i like freaked over it and taped it and then locked myself in my room for the remainder of the day
i actually think it was the guest we know him very well and even though hes like 28 or something like that he would do something like that to me
Okay, I know this is random, but this show is immensely funny and amazing. I suggest seeing all of season 8 if nothing else. This episode was just...wow. Please look at it...and the other episodes, you might understand it a bit better. Here's the link:
http://redvsblue.com/archive/?id=1541
whoa, thats a little crazy Skulgirl
yes i know i told you unhealthy obsesion and the fact that i have gone mental ever since i read this series
i was actually thinking of going on during french because were using the mac books right now
i was already bonkers before i read them :D
but i didn't because she was watching us
i was normal crazy but when i read this it blew me over the top
I almost had a mental breakdown over one of my books having a huge tear once...although...I won't get into detail...That is something I regret...
i regret nothing except the fact i didn't go to g=camp a year earlier....don't ask
There are few things I regret. But that one thing I do...
*sob* only Kallista commented on my fanfic
http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=valduggery&order=9&offset=0&offset=48#/d2xjjzv
awww so sweet i like died from sweetness
sorry let me check it out....um can you repost the url
Copying and paste-ing:
Okay, I know this is random, but this show is immensely funny and amazing. I suggest seeing all of season 8 if nothing else. This episode was just...wow. Please look at it...and the other episodes, you might understand it a bit better. Here's the link:
http://redvsblue.com/archive/?id=1541
Please? The episodes are only 5-19 minutes long.
Gah! 5-10 (10)minutes long.
BYE!
Off to bed says I!
let me ask you guys something why is it the thing we are most repulsed by we are sometimes drawn to...........*looks away and sits on ground as if being bad mumbles* im reading a valduggery deviant art *those lines on a character show up on the back of skulgirls head*
BYE MARY!
BYE MARY!!!
skulgirl did you read my fanfic?
no you must repost the url then i can and kallista im like drawn to it i have to read it even though its scaring me i like cant stop reading ahhhgh gross!
fire away Kallista
*gasps for breaths as if she was drowning diying or something horrible* AHHHG THAT IMAGE WILL NEVER GET OUT OF MY HEAD NOW! *starts gaging on air*(
i quit out of it it was that that......*faints on the floor from terrible thoughts*
i like caelan and val together, but im sick and twisted. Kallisia, i think its a great idea to add some romance, who with who?
ahhhg no not Caelan no hes not right for her *faints again8
*shrugs* i like Caelan and Val together, but i cant stand tanguine
*thinks about the guy's reactions* LOL
*epic yawn* got to go, night yall!
*wakes up* be right back have to go try on costume be back to talk some more in like a few
ok ill be backin just a few more min just came up to see how i look in the miror
ok im back! btw mom made me look in the mirior
agh i just had some spasm attack agh
noooooooo were gonna have storms tomorrow on a half day! no fair!
kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssstttttttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EGADS! its almost 11!
no i had spasm because of bad thought it send a big wave of chills it was evil
i don't know i probably should go to bed too but i dont want to
maybe write a fanfic about Dragona! i dont know just throwing out some ideas here
no evil thoughts came and passed no need for dance *yells at dj to cut the music*
i wish i was magic
i want to learn the magic or fire my type of karate is what the fire bending is based on in AVATAR the Last Air Bender
teleporting would be cool too
* gets all excited and waves hands up and down like an idiot8 WE COULD TELEPORTE TO DEREK'S HOUSE!
ok get some sleep youll need it trust me i need mine too
*starts doing the caramel dance*
psh im not leaving yet! i thougth you were! but i guess your not
Kallista did YOU leave?
oh yeah you did he i got that the wrong way YOU TOO KALLISTA!
i should probably leave to
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