Thursday, October 21, 2010

My God. You broke the Blog.

Did you know there was a 5000 comment limit on this Blog? I didn't. Of course, I never thought it would ever MATTER what the limit was, as the idea of reaching it was just so silly...

And now you've reached it.

Okay fine, you haven't actually BROKEN the blog, but still! I got an email from my agent a few minutes ago, and it simply said- "Five THOUSAND comments!"

So I came on here, realised what you'd all done, and I wept, for now my publishers will be jumping for joy and clapping their hands, because we have reached a landmark moment... And it's all down to the fact that you're all insane.

As for me, my Krav Maga course is over tomorrow, and I shall return to my normal life, in which I can complain about Blogs and I only have to train once or twice a week, instead of every single day... Normal service will be resumed shortly.

In the meantime, try not to break the internet, okay?

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Mary Hiashi said...

DEREEEEEEEKKK!!!!

Mary Hiashi said...

Derek, do you like tea or not. And what is your favourite kind? Tell me, or as I said before, hell hath no mercy on your soul.
How did I manage to get the first comment?

Mary Hiashi said...

See,this is what I said before you, in MY blog...
I think we've been capped minions, I think we discovered the comment limit. *Wipes tear* I'm proud of you guys. This is what I was going to say:
Hello Minions of the universe!
Has Derek commented yet?
You know what, I'm just going to say that Derek likes tea and that green tea is his favourite. So, there!
ANNDDD... If we all agree that we are 100% okay with wierdness to the tenth degree I may just post a story that kind of has to do with SP. It's... wierd for sure.
Blessed be,
Miss Mary Hiashi

Mary Hiashi said...

3 more days until Mortal Coil... 3. More. Days.

Amirila said...

Hahahaha, sorry, Master, I didn't mean to!
But I hope Master will be happy when his hard Krav Maga course is over :D

Mary Hiashi said...

Dear me! I'm babbling. In my brain I am thinking:
Stern Me-Dame de!
Odd Me-Iye!
Stern Me-Dame de, onegai.
Odd Me- I-Y-E!
Stern Me- Bakamo!
Odd Me- Nani!
Stern Me- Ba-ka-mo!
Controlled Me- Mou ii!

Skyril said...

Hahahahahahahaha!! I know!! I came here earlier and was like "FIVE THOUSAND COMMENTS!!!" So I tried to say something along those lines and it wouldn't let me. Hahaha! That's when I realized No one could. :D

Mary Hiashi said...

Don't You Cry- Kamelot:

little by little
I've come to this point
on my own I've been searching my way
I lost you so early
the days went so fast
you don't know I prayed every day

a song to remember
a song to forget
you'll never know how I tried
to make you proud
and to honor your name but
you never told me goodbye

now that your are gone
casting shadows from the past
you and all the memories will last

don't you cry
or suffer over me
I will be waiting for you
don't you cry
angels never fade away
I'll be watching over you
see you through

now I'm a man and
I'm feeling you still
could it be you were there all along
a time to surrender
a time to forgive
with solace I give you this song

now that you are gone
casting shadows from the past
in my dreams I hear your voice at last

don't you cry
or suffer over me
I will be waiting for you
don't you cry
angels never fade away
I'll be watching over you

I can see you tonight
in the pale winter light
father and son again
the bond of blood will never end

Mary Hiashi said...

I copied and pasted that so we're clear. Hey Skyril!

Holly said...

Ten! Hmm, I should put on some Converse and gel my hair back.
--
Derek, is Skulduggery's suit more 40s or 50s?

Mary Hiashi said...

I am listening to Papa Americano. They have Dr. Suess converse now, don'tcha know?

Mary Hiashi said...

He faces the world, head held high,
He is a hero, an idol, a beacon in the night.
But inside all of that, is pain, and shattered pieces,
Because he, for all that he's done, is powerless.

He cannot see his friends,
He cannot see his enemies,
He cannot even see himself anymore.

It is all gone,
Everything.

Because he is blind,
Because he has sacrificed,
Because he made a vow.

He knows life changes,
He knows life hurts,
But he, for all that he's done, cannot fathom why.

Pain continues and pain changes,
Life continues and life changes,
And the ability to keep everything you hold most dear,
that, that will always be like catching the wind.

Because that's the way things are, and that will never change...

See, poem I wrote. Ashtoreth's breath, I'm hyper.

Mary Hiashi said...

'Kay, here is a taste of my story. This isn't the wierd part, at all:

Derek's House (?) Ireland-

Derek Landy sat down on his favourite chair in his house, drinking his favourite (see this is partly where the tea question comes in). Relaxing mostly. He was about to take the first sip when the cup dropped out of his hands and poured out onto the ground. The chloroform ridden cloth was then removed from his face...

Derek's Blog, 2 weeks later-

Kallista Pendragon said...
Where's Master Derek?

Skulgirl13 said...
"Derrrrrreeeeekkkkkkkk?!!!"
*Looks under book*
"Derek?!"
*Taps his computer screen*

Dragona Pine said...
It's been 2 weeks. Where'd the Golden God go?

Mary Hiashi said...
I think I know...




Huzzah! The, Derek gets kidnapped by Hobgoblins from the orders of his reflection, Tilly, story.

pinata_BLASTA said...

FEEL THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SabriCami said...

5000 comments? Looks like someone's getting more popular.... and he doesn't want to be. Ha, ha. Karma. Sorry, Mr. Landy but your just going to have to face the fact that your popular. Popular people have to write blogs. Blogs make people happy. Blogs make minions. Would you have 5000+ minions were it not for this blog? Well, you probably would, but here you know what they think. :)

SabriCami said...

Y'know what's funny? I refreshed once and there was already a new comment. Maybe your right, we are crazy........................................................muahahaha........

deagle_pickle ! said...

wow,pretty close to the top for me...

Skulgirl13 said...

Thank you Mary for putting me into your little story it is soo nice to hear from Mr. Landy again i think i was like half of the comments.....maybe more.....I GOT REALLY BOARD OK!

Nerdy Skeleton said...

Well, to, uh, make sense, pretty much all of the comments have NOTHING to do with what you posted. Seriously. Or it's someone pointlessly spamming.

Even I think that 5000 comments is a little too much.

Before we know it, someone will make a meme out of this...

Skulgirl13 said...

Derek im just saying for future references that i might not keep that promise.....ill probably keep bugging you until you comment or post another post :3

Skulgirl13 said...

grr i really have to watch the timing on comments... i haven't been on this blog ALL day i was outside with my friends.....see i do have a normal life *sort of* when im not freaking out over when your next book is coming out or like if you posted another comment or when ill earn my black belt FOR GOODNESS SAKES WHO AM I KIDDING IM DYING OVER!

Skulgirl13 said...

ha i just watched Scary Godmother: The Revenge of Jimmy...ok so its a kids movie but i love it anyways one of the characters is a talking skeleton and my brother *the oldest of the younger 2* he said,"look its Skulduggery!" i almost slapped him for saying that....that skeleton is nothing more than a cheep rip off that has no humor....or a snazzy suit like Skulduggery......sorry im probably just hyper from a soda and the fact that girls kicked butt in soccer today! *that would be englands football* Bt during soccer at a corner kick in the girl kicked it at my face and i blocked it but it still got some of my face and it HURT! but other tahn that my day has been AMAZING! half day baby! yeah way too hyper.....

Skulgirl13 said...

Darkness spread through her veins as twisted thoughts cloud her mind. She looks down upon her self; her form is not fit for her being. She shrugs it will have to do. Power surges through her muscles, they twitch with the urge to crush something or someone with her dagger like claws. Dark purple smoke curls around her fingers. She leans her head back and takes in the sounds of war. The cruelty of war feeds her mind with thoughts of rage. A twisted smile forms on her lips; she has become what she feared of. No she was not her anymore she has become some one entirely different.
She was
Darquesse.




Ok Derek im posting this for like the FIFTH time i want to know what you think of it..it came to my mind after i read sorry reread the fifth book...i wrote it just for you so PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF IT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW! im going to keep posting this piece until i get a comment about it....well ill repost it tomorrow

Skulgirl13 said...

By the way he lives in Dublin Ireland i just don't know exactly where in Dublin yet.....*turns to an FBI agent and sends him and force on the task to find Derek's exact location*....but i will soon




......Derek will think im even crazier than before won't he.........

Skulgirl13 said...

OK Derek i know you haven't known me for long but right now as you are reading this with a mug of coffee or whatever you drink in the morning you are thinking," Man, Skulgirl13 is one messed up chic"































.......yes that is very true.....




































but i don't care































i just want to talk to my favorite author in the WHOLE world

Mary Hiashi said...

*Sarcastically*
Nope... Not in the least bit...ah, I have to put some more soy milk in the fridge before I forget. Anyway, do you like my quote on quote, story Skulgirl?

Mary Hiashi said...

So far I mean.

Skulgirl13 said...

and yes i am crazy enough to pace around my room thinking,"no why him WHY HIM!" and all these other things about what happens in the books




sometimes i wonder why you write things about certain people *cough Tanith cough remnant cough* but still there are things i can't seem to figure out in this book...............i LOVE IT!

Skulgirl13 said...

yes i LOVE IT! its really good and very accurate on me

Mary Hiashi said...

Hey Derek, would you like to write thus Murder Mystery for me before Halloween?

I'm behind in writing it.

WRITING SESSION TOMORROW!

...I don't want to though...

Mary Hiashi said...

Not thus, this.

Skulgirl13 said...

i like old time world like thy and thus and so forth ok that last one isn't really old time but still i like it anyway

Skulgirl13 said...

Mary you still there?

Skulgirl13 said...

I DON"T WANT TO BE A LONER AGAIN!

Mary Hiashi said...

Yes, yes... I second the old world notion.

Skulgirl13 said...

omg....DEREK! YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT MY BLOG PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's no don't use the carrots but still please check it out in your i guess very limited spare time and please leave a comment i would very much enjoy that!

Skulgirl13 said...

good my bank petition in SS was a major fail

Skulgirl13 said...

and i got hit in the face by a soccer ball today in gym

Skulgirl13 said...

by my own team mate

Mary Hiashi said...

You'd LOVE to write this Murder Mystery for me Derek?! Wonderful, you're hired. Don't worry, I've already have the characters set...

(It is SOOOOOO difficult to write a story or such using anothers characters.)

Mary Hiashi said...

Ummmm... No comment says I.

Skulgirl13 said...

What is this "Murder Mystery" you keep talking about?

Skulgirl13 said...

YES TOMORROWS FRIDAY! i love fridays they always go so perfectly for me i don't know why

Mary Hiashi said...

You know the dinner party games, where everyone gets a character to play, and everyone has to try and figure out who the killer is? That's what I'm writing. (I offered to for Halloween.)

Mary Hiashi said...

Yay Friday! Tommorow is Supernatural and I don't have to go to school tomorrow either.

Skulgirl13 said...

sorry bout randomness im like really hyper for no reason did you know that the tarus which is my birth sign one of their countries and capitols is Dublin Ireland no joke its kinda scary actually that i found this series in the first place

Skulgirl13 said...

LUCKY! why don't you have to go to school tomorrow?!

Mary Hiashi said...

Really? I call myself an ace speller? All of it twaddle speak. Lies spewing from my disgraceful mouth.

Mary Hiashi said...

Oh, tomorrow's a P.D. day, which means. FREE DAY!!!!

Mary Hiashi said...

*Does a little dance*
No school!

Skulgirl13 said...

whats a P.D.......what type of school are YOU attending?

Mary Hiashi said...

A Canadian one.

Mary Hiashi said...

Catholic.

Mary Hiashi said...

Uniform policy.

Mary Hiashi said...

Yep...

Mary Hiashi said...

And I have no clue what P.D. stands for, all I know is that it means that we do NOT go to school that day.

Skulgirl13 said...

ah i public school american NO UNIFORMS!

Skulgirl13 said...

your so lucky but in november my school only has one full week of school all the other weeks are broken in some way

Mary Hiashi said...

I miss public school. No Jesus this, Jesus that all day. The uniforms though, are COMFORTABLE!

Mary Hiashi said...

Surprisingly.

Skulgirl13 said...

i always wanted to wear a uniform and i wouldn;t know much about jesus because im jewish so the bad part is i have to go to a religious school too after regular school on tusedays

Mary Hiashi said...

Both this week and last week were four day weeks. (Thanksgiving and the P.D. day tomorrow.)

Mary Hiashi said...

Ah. I'm not Jewish OR Catholic. In elementary, I went to public school...Not anymore though.

Skulgirl13 said...

ug lucky we had two half days though and next week we have one half day and then the mile run on thursday and halloween dress up day on friday

Mary Hiashi said...

Why half days?...

Is that an elementary school thing?

Mary Hiashi said...

I remember half days...
I think...

Skulgirl13 said...

no its a public school thing we sqeeze our whole day into like three hours of four i forget wait no 2 hours and 30 min or something like that

Skulgirl13 said...

yeah sometimes there great but sometimes they can be irritating like passing time is like 3 min instead of 5 min i have to race up three flights of stairs

Mary Hiashi said...

Hmmm... The only days that we get 'half' days are on exam days where we're only there for an hour.

Skulgirl13 said...

wow that's like what happens for us when we get into high school

Skulgirl13 said...

im going to high school next year aggg new school too big for Skulgirl's precious mind to handle

Mary Hiashi said...

Are you in High School yet, Skulgirl?

Mary Hiashi said...

Question answered.

Skulgirl13 said...

yeah 8th grade is the last year of middle school for us we go to high school next year

Mary Hiashi said...

High school's not that bad. At least in my opinion it isn't

Skulgirl13 said...

we had three high school representitives give us other options for high school and the assembly just went on and on with no end all the schools were so boaring

Skulgirl13 said...

how old are you?

Mary Hiashi said...

Yep, 8th grade is the end of elementary for us as well.
Eighth grade was a GREAT year for me...Good times.

Mary Hiashi said...

Guess.

Mary Hiashi said...

Damn it! I apparantly am unable to spell anything.

Skulgirl13 said...

um 14?

Skulgirl13 said...

me either but still 14?

Mary Hiashi said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Skulgirl13 said...

15?

Mary Hiashi said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Skulgirl13 said...

coolio im 13 but now i must go or els big trouble for Skulgirl

Mary Hiashi said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Skulgirl13 said...

ack no else not els

Skulgirl13 said...

thats good oh and derek i like the title of your post!

Mary Hiashi said...

Bye.
Now to delete this...

Skulgirl13 said...

hy delet it? ack can i spell anything right?!

Mary Hiashi said...

Damn, that won't work... Anyway, I'll post more stuff later, I have to go write...and draw.
Blessed be,
Miss Mary

Mary Hiashi said...

Yes, I must keep secrecy.

Skulgirl13 said...

nice BYE!

Sarah said...

Hi Derek. Any plans for a film version of Skulduggery? I assume someone has already snapped up the rights. I was talking to my husband and we'd love to see it but think it would probably have to be rated at least MA to be true to the story. What do you think?

mae33 said...

You know you love us, Derek! You know you do and you hate it but there is nothing you can do about it! YAY!!!!

And you still havn't came to New Zealand! Bad, Derek, bad!! I gave you warning and i warned you but did you listen? NOOOO!!! Why didn't you listen, Derek, WHY!!! (Sobs uncontrolingly!)WHY!!!!!!!! Now i have to take matters in to my own hands! I will be on the first plane to Ireland and KIDDNAPP you! It shouldn't have come to this!
Oh, wait you have to have be over 18 to fly over seas... Ummm, the kiddnappins is off untill further notice...
Never mind! BYE, DEREK!!!!!

Naomi Wiflath said...

But I like breaking the internet :C

Alexandre Requiem said...

I'd like to see if we can break it AGAIN.
And do you really, truly, honestly read every single comment? And have you watched Tomorrow When The War Began? It's based on an Australian book by John Marsden. You've probably heard of it. It's epic, you should watch it Derek.

-Your favourite minion, Lynda

Rebella Tears said...

we broke the blog! yay!

Rebella Tears said...

100 comments!
‎1%of people would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you are the 99% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses, screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!", copy and paste this as your status :D

my friend said that

Aimee =] said...

You had to rhyme that didnt you... ;)

Kealy said...

Hey guys....
okay i havent been on in what....
a few weeks
let me explain this is gonna take ages....

Donkey Shooter said...

okay sorry some french woman forgetting to sign outs account there....
a couple of weeks ago i turn of my computer as i finished downkaoding my homework onto a usb and downloaded it onto my laptop
i go to bed and when i wake up my mother and the Hog A.K.A my dad are standing there with a bunch of tickets and apparently it was a lbunch of tickets to around Europe anyway im in France right now and lately its going crazy here we go...
1.I Go to Europe
okay well thats the only thing i can explain in a list but listen to this
In the Hotel in Greece which was our first stop i carry my mothers bag i drop it it and all this marternity stuff falls out and then she tells me SHES BEEN WITH THE HOG FOR 1 YEAR AND... this is big and i cant belive i tell people on the other side of the world this SHES prewgnant and its coming in a few weeks no wonder of all the daggy clothes
Okay less bad in Italy I had some sort of seizure which they call a convulsion later they find out it was a real one...
Is my life that horrible ill write my fan fic now....

Angel Prince said...

Whoo! Five thousand! Go us! *happy dance*

Derek, you shoudl be PROUD that you have so amny fans and FEEL SORRY for the poor souls who didn't comment in time!

Minnie Miracle said...

Giggles and greetings, Derek. Really, I giggled quite a bit at this post. And when scrolled down the comments, I was shocked at the end when I saw no New/Newest links yet. The page looks so short right now. Almost sickly. It'll grow. Sing to it and play it Mozart music. It'll grow.

Darkane Claw said...

I'm going to be voldemort today, FUN!
Mwahaha we broke the blog!
To school I go BYE!

Darkane Claw said...

That was very random..............................

Oh well

Darkane Claw said...

1%of people would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you are the 99% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses, screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!", copy and paste this as your status :D

Darkane Claw said...

Well.................. ^ That's not entirely true because my friend hates Justin Bieber but she doesn't like death, at all, of any kind so even though she hates him she just wants him to disappear into a cave.

Donkey Shooter said...

NEW FAN FIC ERRRR ALSO 1%of people would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you are the 99% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses, screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!", copy and paste this as your status :D

nicole.kattinger said...

^^ Yeah Mr Landy got 5000 comments…if you’re that powerful can’t you make the German book stores publishing your 5. book faster? Here in Germany it won’t be out till autumn next year T.T can’t wait that long.

Dragona Pine said...

Hehe... We'll try not to break the blog again...

It's because Derek is so epically awsome, and we are generally insane...

Dragona Pine said...

I'm going to make an overflow blog for this one... just incase it happens again...

Sarthacus Bolt said...

Yay! New post!




We reached the limit!!!
Muhaha!

Dragona Pine said...

Sarthacus,,, do you think it's a good idea for me to make an overflow blog?

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

what the....?
5000 COMMENTS
ON THE POST WHERE DEREK ASKED US NOT TO POST AS MANY COMMENTS :o

I WAS A GOOD MINION AND ONLYPOSTED LIKE.....10.
MAINLY BECAUSE I COULDNT KEEP UP WITH THE REST OF YOU.
HI ALL! I MIGHT NOT SPEAK OFTEN AS YOU GUYS ALL HAVE MAD TYPING SKILLS. (NO JOKE.)
HEY DRAGONA HAVE U PREDICTED ANYTHING ELSE FOR ME 2DAY?

Dragona Pine said...

Not yet Geckogirl... just waiting for something to happen...

Daniela S. said...

5000 comments? Nice :D
I saw a video of you german tour and have to ask: Why did you let them DESTROY your book??? D: I mean did you notice the color?????? It's a kind of pink isn't it....?
Well nevermind
Have fun at your course

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

actually u guys seem to have slowed down commenting today.
hey, maybe i can actually keep up :D
anyone else in the school holidays at the mo? its the first day for me :D
oh also does anyone have any cool random ideas about what to get for chrsitmas?

Sarthacus Bolt said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA_13_QD8KE&NR=1

Dragona Pine said...

Shall I make an overflow blog... just in case it happens again?

Dragona Pine said...

Geckogirl, I don't even know what I want for my birthday next month... never mind Christmas... I would like a bike and some dungbells so I can actually work out... I don't, I just have naturally strong and big muscles hehe...

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

lol ok dragona i believe u....
im thinking of asking for like a foam ball shooting gun. i already have a crossbow that shoots rubber darts but im not allowed to use it in the house and the target dosnt stay up outside so im thinking of getting that aswell so i can sneak up on people and hit them with it. teehee. yes, i am evil.

Dragona Pine said...

Ok... that's a random present lol... Should I make an overflow blog, someone answer me!

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

yeah dragona i think you should make an overflow blog! we should make a rule that all comments that are to be posted to derek himself should be on this blog and all random convos should be on the overflow blog! that way derek can answer all our questions and we can all have random convos without driving him insane!
simpplllllee!

Sarthacus Bolt said...

Yes, I think you should, Dragona!

Dragona Pine said...

*sees random dragon*


AAAHH Dragon attack!

*bounces on marshmallows*

Sarthacus Bolt said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM


lolification!!!

Sarthacus Bolt said...

Dragona, you did that yesterday!

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

have u guys ever been on firebox.com?
ITS AMAZING! HAS THE MOST RANDOM GIFTS EVER!!!!!!!
im getting like half my christmas suff from that place! and im not really getting that much christmas stuff coz im asking for a ded expensive camera.
BUT STILL PLLLEASSEE CHEACK IT OUT
and the best thing of all is that it delivers to theUK and not just america like most random cool stuff!

Dragona Pine said...

http://dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com/2010/10/overflow-one.html


Yes, that is the overflow...

Dragona Pine said...

I hope Derek will follow the overflow... because it is made for him, and us if his blog gets full...

Sarthacus Bolt said...

G2g, dentist. =(


Gettin' a filling.



No!!!!!!!!!!



*Cries*
Bye.

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Sarthacus, I've had a bloodtest this morning... I didn't feel it...

Dragona Pine said...

*gives Sarthacus a tissue before he leaves*

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

yeah...im back...*try and act cool skylara, like u didnt just make a fool of yourslef.* wats uppppppp?
ok.....never doing that again.

Dragona Pine said...

Lol...

Dragona Pine said...

*brainwashes self*

No... you didn't make a fool of yourself...

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

yess....thats right i didnt make a fool of myself. heh heh *thank god for brainwashing*

Dragona Pine said...

Lol...

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

cya i g2g bye!

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Geckogirl...

I'm a loner again...

*sighs*

Ah well...


*teleports to marshmallow land*

Dragona Pine said...

Ah... lets see if I can knock myself out...

*walks into lamppost*

Yey!...

Dragona Pine said...

*jumps into random table*

Dragona Pine said...

Yey... I've knocked myself out!

Dragona Pine said...

Now there's something fun to do besides being ill, trying to regain conciousness...

Ambiguity said...

rotfl. your blog title made me totally crack up. which is fairly hard to do while listening to the depressing stuff I am at the moment. However: YAY! We fans are SO awesome!
Including myself.
which was sort of implied when I wrote 'we' but who gives a damn?
I don't--
OH YAY! A happy song came on in my stupid shuffle, I was about to kill myself.
Oh well. I've just discovered (again) that my parents suck so I'm gonna go and wallow in my stupid teenage misery.
We're all gonna die,
~Ambiguity

Dragona Pine said...

I wonder if Ambiguity will post another comment... because I'm aaalllooonnneee...

*echoes*

Dragona Pine said...

I'm going to write a rant...

Oh, this morning is so crap... daytime tv generally is... especially this morning... oh why can't I go on GTA San Andreas? Oh, it's because I'm ill... fair enough... Anyway... what dvds have we got? Hmm... I don't want to watch Sherlock Holmes... have we got primeval?
YES!
Awsome... where is it?
Oh... I don't know...
Ah well... being a loner is such fun...

Dragona Pine said...

*walks into tank*

Sarthacus Bolt said...

Back, my cheek's numb, and i think I ripped it off!


=S

Sarthacus Bolt said...

Nope, it's still there.

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm... cheese...

Dragona Pine said...

Lol.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eIAAcWMDhc&feature=related

Skulgirl13 said...

i just wanted to say HAVE FUN DEREK! on his last day of the krav mag thingy

Dragona Pine said...

Lol...

Dragona Pine said...

I'm going on GTA San Andreas upstairs... and the computer upstairs...

Sarthacus Bolt said...

G2g, bye.

Abbi said...

Breaking the internet..... , sounds fun ^^

Rebella Tears said...

hi all.
i was thinking that all necromancers r tortured so y hasn't Val? book six ideas?

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

San Andreas is fun... there's a cheat for pedestrian riot with a golfclub, and I turned the corner and this guy have a massive BAZOOKA poiting at me!

Needless to say I shot him... with my rifle hehe...

And then there was a police helicopter and I bazooka'd it and it blew up teehee...

Dragona Pine said...

And then I died because a plane crashed into me...

Dragona Pine said...

RANDOM PLANE CRASHES ARE ANNOYING!

BECAUSE THEY COME FROM NOWHERE AND CRASH INTO YOU, DAMN AIR AI

Nicolette Croga said...

hmmm I can't guarantee I wont break the internet but I'll try ....

mabey I can get doctors to install a pin code on my brain so my insane side can only be accessed for 5 minutes every day ...

naaaaaa jus have to live with me :]

Nicolette Croga said...

Sarthacus I commented on your fan fic last night but did i mention it was exeptionally brilliant becasue it had the word mahogany in it?

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Nicolette, I've made an overflow blog for this one, just in case we fill up this blog again...

Nicolette Croga said...

ok I think i'm going to make a blog dedicated to malteasers or cheese balls

Dragona Pine said...

Well thats sensible lol...

Nicolette Croga said...

I follow my gut instinct if I followed my head who knows were I would be ...

Nicolette Croga said...

I advice you listen to the island by pendulum it is actually emmence!!

Dragona Pine said...

Lol...

Dragona Pine said...

I need to go for my hair cutting at 6:30 :(

And I had another bloodtest today...

Darkane Claw said...

What? We haven't got more then 200 yet. WEIRD!

Nicolette Croga said...

lol last week me and my freinds were stood on a road this was our convo

Me: strolling around looking at headlights in distance *walks slowly towards path
Freind: *doesn't realize i have moved* Why are we stood in the middle of the road
Me: *points at coming car* I'm not but I figured you were stood there because your suicidal
Freinds: *runs off road*

Dragona Pine said...

Yeh, but I have made an overflow blog, just in case we get 5000 comments again...

Darkane Claw said...

:O Thanks Dragona you just reminded me that I have to get my fringe cut over the mid term other wise my history teacher is going to kill me.

Nicolette Croga said...

another blood test??? are you sure there not vampires who are taking you blood then drinkikng it whilst you leave?

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Nicolette...

Dragona Pine said...

No, they need to check my liver profile, and that's my job anyway... when I've got a cut I suck it hehe...

Darkane Claw said...

YAY Midterm

Nicolette Croga said...

Oh my music teacher is really annoyed about my fringe he doesn't like me having this long he gave the excuse
"your not allowed a hairstyle that blocks your vision"
Me: it doesn't
Him: really close your right eye and tell me how many fingers im holding
Me: *does as he said 5 or 4 considering if you count your thumb

Dragona Pine said...

Yeh, it's half term for me... well... not really... this was the last day...

Dragona Pine said...

Lol... people on this blog are just so funny...

Darkane Claw said...

Bye people. I've got drums now. SHIT (for the people who think thats swearing ****). I forgot to practice my piano and I have my lesson straight after drums.

Dragona Pine said...

Ah... bye Darkane...

Darkane Claw said...

*Runs in circles* AHHHHHHHH I'M GOING TO DIE!

Nicolette Croga said...

I have a cut on my finger i cut it yesterday and it hasn't stopped bleeding I think theres some glass stuck in there stopping it from closing up.

I think my freinds are vampires they only come out at night or when the weathers miserable there lways cold they used to live in south africa but there really pale and there was this one time when I cut my ankle on some brick work and they wouldn't look at me and said they needed to go home when they were still allowed out for 30 mins?? suspicious i think so

Darkane Claw said...

BYE

Nicolette Croga said...

I did keyboard but they weren't teaching me anything new and I couldn't be bothered to keep at it

Dragona Pine said...

Lol... yeh Nicolette, but you said your friends were sluts lol...

Nicolette Croga said...

BYE!

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Darkane...

Nicolette Croga said...

no there my school freinds :[ these are people who don't go to my school but live round my area

Dragona Pine said...

I want to get 200th comment hehe...

Dragona Pine said...

Ah... that makes sense...

Dragona Pine said...

hi

Dragona Pine said...

hi

Nicolette Croga said...

anyone know any good xbox games??? my xmas list is rather short

3 games a cd player and a gaming chair

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