Did you know there was a 5000 comment limit on this Blog? I didn't. Of course, I never thought it would ever MATTER what the limit was, as the idea of reaching it was just so silly...
And now you've reached it.
Okay fine, you haven't actually BROKEN the blog, but still! I got an email from my agent a few minutes ago, and it simply said- "Five THOUSAND comments!"
So I came on here, realised what you'd all done, and I wept, for now my publishers will be jumping for joy and clapping their hands, because we have reached a landmark moment... And it's all down to the fact that you're all insane.
As for me, my Krav Maga course is over tomorrow, and I shall return to my normal life, in which I can complain about Blogs and I only have to train once or twice a week, instead of every single day... Normal service will be resumed shortly.
In the meantime, try not to break the internet, okay?
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 3008 Newer› Newest»that looks like a good racing game ... thanks for the website Dragona ...
if your interested in shooting games this is the best I have ever played
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx9sPQpjgjU
I don't have an X-box lol, I have a ps2 and a wii, a ds lite and a Gameboy Advance, 2 laptops, and a computer...
Need For Speed Shift.
Burnout Paradise.
Blur.
ahhh that sucks its a great game :/
I have all of those exept for burnout paradise
Burnout Paradise is awsome, and so is Burnout Revenge... and most Burnout games...
I have one burnout game but it was for the xbox not 360 ...
Blur is at my dads and I love need for speed my favourite one is need for speed carbon
Turns out my drum teacher isn't coming.
I have Need For Speed Most Wanted, Prostreet, Undercover, Hot Pursuit 2 and Carbon, but I have need for speed Nitro for the wii which is cool...
I guess thats ok then Darkane snce you can now practise piano ..
Darkane have you read my latest blogs?
I have prostreet I don't really like it that much
Need For Speed Carbon is the best, but I do like Most Wanted, Undercover and Nitro...
yey! we broke the blog!!!
mwa ha ha nobody ever said that ur minions rnt supposed 2 break things.....
oh! and i got shot in Spanish!
omg Dragon Boy what r u on about???
ah- games.
:) im clever
Games... Nicolette asked me about them...
I ADVISE EVERYONE TO GET STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT, NUMBER TWO OF THAT AND GTA SAN ANDREAS, WELL, ANY GTA GAME...
okay. i know ur tlkin about games.
NIcolette, u r now called Nikki
Get Tom Clancy's Hawx 2 as well Nicolette... that looks good...
I ADVETISE FOR EVERYONE TO GET HALO AND MASS EFFET!
yeah completly agree with you there Dragona
Nikki, u have him started now.....
boys and thier toys
*wipes Wonka from existance using Yorkshire Pudding*
No one likes your nicknames Wonka...
*sends a nuclear bomb in a dimension after Wonka*
*closes the dimension*
*stares*
and girls apparently.
sugar.
a nuclear bomb.
ah hell.
*smashes waw through dimension with UNBREAKABLE hockey stick*
I blew myself up on GTA... I put a satchel charge underneath my feet (I didn't know what it was!) and then I realised that I had a 'mobile phone' and used it, and I blew up... and I realised that the 'mobile phone' was a detonator... ah well...
*sticks satchel charge to Wonka's face*
*runs away*
*presses the detonator*
hehe...
oh, and i am an Amalgamorph, which means i can absorb your powers and use them SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!
dont make me get a Magic Yorkshire Pudding out...
whoa- my head hurts!!!
You can't use them because you don't live in yorkshire...
*Wonka's yorkshire pudding disintergrates and comes into mine*
Hehe...
why are my brains all over the place??
AHHH MY HAIR IS ALL MESSED UP!!! I HATE U DRAGONA!!!!!!
Lol to that...
WHAT OMG OUT OF ALL THE NICK NAMES I HAVE EVER BEEN GIVEN I HATE NIKKI THE MOST!
i cant use Yorkies, but i can still use ur phcycic powers or however you spell that...
*shoots Wonka with shotgun*
I bet you didn't expect that!
fine, Nicolette, you are now Ninny.
happy?
Wonka... you are nanny lol...
hell! shotguns are pretty useless when theyre filled with paintballs!!
la la la lets go and have a shower...
*grabs Wonka and gets in a helicopter*
*gets to 10000000000000000000000000 feet*
*chucks Wonka out into space*
ok i have now found somthing worse than nikki *hudles up in a ball and hides her face with a coat*
*uses Thors Hammer to bomb Wonka*
i am not a nanny.
WHY do u- OOMG!!u like Nikki and Fluff... two timer....
*looks into futre and sees what Dragona will do next*
ahh... so THATS whats going to happen...
*Wonka melts because of the sun and lack of air*
*puts up force field*
HA! let bloody Thor's Hammer get through THAT
WHAT?
*bombs Wonka again*
*she is a pile of sludge*
HA!
and the sun. and there is oxygen in my force field.
*Thors hammer breaks the forcefield*
Sorry, my dad stole the computer off me
hey! didnt u read about my force field??!!!
*Wonka floats away unconcious*
Now dead...
:O thors hammer that reminds me if you ever get the chance buy the tomb raider games especially tomb raider underworld ...
it has thors hammer in it :D
I have piano in 15mins but I'm not bothered to practice
*turns wonka into nothing*
*smashes Thor's Hammer with unbreakable hockey stick that is immune to all types or Yokrkshire puddings and insane attacks*
HA! even nothing is something!
dillop...
Thor's Hammer is a US Millitary Satalite which can launch Nuclear strikes from space, it can destroy even the strongest Bomb-proof building.
I'm watching edward sissorhands, anyone know if it's good?
and i have been dead about five times now!!!
i am still HERE
yes, well my hockey stick is not the strongest bomb-proof building, is it?
Echelon is a US Millitary Base which monitors all communications in the world and searches for Key Words.
OMG WONKA IS INVINCIBLE
that means??
yey! D is on my side!!!
Area 51 is a US Millitary base which is often related to aliens. It is located in Nevada.
i know about bloody area 51. that's where you should be locked up
Why am I giving information about random millitary bases?
Ah well...
I'm neutral, I just state facts.
*locks Wonka in a tube full of green goo*
Isn't that where your kind lives?
because you are random and you know about all of them because youve had to escapre from them multiple times.
and, no, this is not where my kind lives.
yey! lime jelly!!
No... I don't know how I know all that... I just do...
Piano in 10
*flies off in spaceship which stole of Wonka*
Lime jelly is awesome
eeeww... this jellys gone off....
oh well, my gay croc friend will help me eat it.
i never had a spaceship.
id get carsick in one of those!
I'm going now, BYE
sup yall!
*sniggers at Wonkas Gay Croc Friend*
Are you two... in a relationship?
okay, the gay crocodile has eaten more than me and has gone on a rampage looking for more. as a concequence, he has broken us out of this goddamn vat.
Hi Geckogirl.
*Wonka species cannot survive in air*
no! im a girl! he only likes boys! ugh, i think he's eyeing up your ass....
and i can survive in air, but only when you havent farted.... :X
*stabs the crocodile*
*stabs Wonka*
hey! do you know how much those things cost??!!!
*stabs Wonka again*
*shoots Wonka*
*Nuclear bombs Wonka*
*Drowns Wonka*
*makes Wonka dive out of a plane*
*thows Wonka like a javellin*
ow, yes that hurt so much.
*kicks Dragona in the face 300000000 times then kicks him on the testicles 300000000 times*
deary me
*laughs at poor ickle Dragona curled up on the floor*
nessasery how you two?
necessary in every way
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to get rid of blood and pain*
*throws Wonka like a javellin and crushes her with a 1 tonne weight*
meh I'm off to write fan fiction
*looms over Wonka -midget-*
ouch, oh, i actually thought you liked me. ah well.
*hires Tesseract to kill Dragona*
i am not a midget!
*kills Tesseract instead*
Yes you are Wonka...
im not. ur just a freak.
13 yr olds r not supposed to be 6.3 and a half
and how in the hell do you kill Tesseract???
*Nuclear bombs Wonka*
Meh... I can't be arsed to fight anymore...
*goes and sits in corner while ignoring Wonka*
dang i wanted to hug him....
Stab him, shoot him... nuclear bomb him...
you know, Wolverine like powers do come in handy.
I heal in like, two seconds flat.
not when there's nothing of you left...
ah of course. nuclear bombs are very handy.... to a cowardly cheat
there IS something of me left. its called ME, you moron
So are you calling the army cowardly cheats?
i am particularly resillient
*teleports Wonka to afganistan*
*leaves her there*
*ignores Wonka while sitting in a corner*
NICOLETTE, COME BACK!
uh, yes, i am. because they go to pointless wars and are too scared to go over to the enemy lines who are like them, pussy cats, and say 'look dude, lets just stop the whole fighting thing, y'know?'
Cheese is nice.
yey! i like the food over here!
*teleports to marshmallow land leaving Wonka*
*bounces on marshmallows like trampolines*
oh look- there'a a teleporter.
*teleports back to bedroom and sits listening to emo songs for a while*
well, that was fun
*rides a random dragon*
AAAHHH!!! Dragon attack!
*runs away*
oh yeah, Baby Dragon, i am ignoring you as well.
*tries to find someone who ISN'T Wonka*
Hmm... where is everyone?
I'm here Dragona
Ah well... lets leave Wonka to do what ever wonka does with her gay crocodile friend... I'm going to write fanfic...
just writing fan fic you see
YES!
*hugs Nicolette*
WONKA IS WEIRD!
*hides behind Nicolette*
HELP ME!
i know i am weird.
be scared, scumbag...
and my gay croc mate is DEAD, if you remember correctly
but of course you dont, as you are the dillop of all dillops
I'm hiding from your ugly face, scumbag...
all by myself....
gonna slit my wrists next thursday....
all by myself....
Dragona is a moron....
Thanks... I appriciate that... anyway... I'll come back later when wonkas gone...
yes, well i can get plastic surgery, but NOTHING will help THAT ugly mug of yours, not even a magic yorkshire pudding
Nicolette? u still here?
Hi all!!!!!!!!!! the blog did brake!!! i tried saying i couldn't post my fan fic till tonite which I still can't!!!!! have training but i PROMISE it will be up tonite around 9 ( time on this blog) gotta go talk to ye later bye!!!!
uh, that was random Leo
Yes leo, save me!
god im a loner!
HA! still here, Dragona....
im not a loner anymore! Dragon Boy is here!!
Aww, he's gone... shame...
Unfortinatly...
just you and me... and possibly Nikki but that dont matter... i can draw out your pain... make you scream....
like music! but more tuneless.
Ah well... Wonka, you stop annoying me, and I stop annoying you... deal?
okay :)
but, what will we talk about now we rnt killing each other?
*shakes hands with Wonka*
I dunno, what did you do today?
nevr mind.
hey r u gonna sign up to that Army Camp thing Fluff was tlking about?? i wont- not enough dosh
oh, i did school.
*looks onward with pride at dragona and wonka * . . . i did that on propose!!!!!
She's not called Fluff, FLORENCE...
I don't live anywhere near her, and I don't want to go to army training anyway... I have better things to do...
Leo did you just want us to stop killing eachother?
*walks in eating gummy worms* hmmmmmmmmmm I think I will play my xbox ..
I've been to the doctors for a bloodtest, played on GTA and been on here... but at 6:30 I need to go for my hair cutting...
I wonder what mass effect is like as a biotic :]
same here Dragona.
in PE my friend got smacked in the face with a football...
ah no, not about what YOU did, about the amry thing
That's nice... not for her like...
My nickname is squiggles . . . i don't know why . . . i like to doodle on the side of my copy and someone called my squiggles and it stuck for the past 3 years . . . i'm now called squiggs . . . i don't really mind it . . .
it were funny! she fell over with her legs up in the air!
She's not called Fluff, FLORENCE...
I don't live anywhere near her, and I don't want to go to army training anyway... I have better things to do...
That was my answer to the army camp... I posted it a few comments ago...
ahaaaaaaa mass effect has two disks thats how cool it is :]
i KNOW
it just im slow at typing
yeah my plann was to stop you fighting by knowing there was someone else on and then left . . . yeah . . thats it . . .
YEY HALF TERM!!! NO MORE MATHS TEACHERS TO SCREAM AT UR CLASS!!!!!
Leo u r so strange
but so am i, so i dunno.
ah bum brb tea
My nickname is my last name... I dunno why but my friends called T.C, Joleane (because if you say his name really quick it sounds like Joleane, his first name is Joe), Corporal Moutache and Fabs, them are my best friends, but none of the rest of my friends have nicknames...
Sorry... Corporal Dutch... that was his old nickname...
My nick names Fudge-Cake
now you all are getting along I shall leave and endulge myself in the world of mass effect 2!
*whistles to self*
Am I alone again?
NOOOOOO DON;T GO NICOLETTE, STAY HERE!
http://dereklandy.blogspot.com/2010/10/my-god-you-broke-blog.html?commentPage=2
A link to this page... I dunno why I put that but ah well...
www.randomness.blogspot.com
Is that real?
Lets see...
Yes it is real... cool!
Tea... then hairdressers... g2g...
hello im back! we had pasta bake for tea...
i was shot in Spanish testerday. dunno if i said???
ah no! im gonna b alone again!
okay, that randomness blog thing is weird....
sad times!
Derek how beaten up are you?
Derek can you invent something to stop me from getting bored over half term?
Derek im bored.
Derek im gonna go now.
Derek be warned we may break the blog again
):)
hey! xxx
Hi all, I have a while longer before I need to go for my hair cutting...
Got to go dry up... brb...
hehehe mechs are sooo easy to kill
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! WE FANS ARE AWESOME!!!!!! And I'd like to thank you again for these books. Becky and I are currently having a random conversation via Web Cam. XD
KEEP UP YOUR AWESOMENESS!!!!
And Becky and I wish you a very Happy Birthday tomorrow Derek. (Becky's B-day is the same as yours)
From 2 devoted fans,
Ashley and Becky.
What, it's Derek's birthday tomorrow?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!
*blows random party streamer*
*baloons and streamers go everwhere*
Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Derek Landy,
Happy Birthday to you!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*hands derek a big present*
*puts a cake infront of him*
Blow out the candles...
*gets camera ready*
For He's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
And I like Marshmallows!
For he's a jolly good fellow.
i am wierd . . . sausages are cool . .
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!
*blows random party streamer*
*baloons and streamers go everwhere*
Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Derek Landy,
Happy Birthday to you!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*hands derek a big present*
*puts a cake infront of him*
Blow out the candles...
*gets camera ready*
For He's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
And I like Marshmallows!
For he's a jolly good fellow.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!
*blows random party streamer*
*baloons and streamers go everwhere*
Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Derek Landy,
Happy Birthday to you!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*hands derek a big present*
*puts a cake infront of him*
Blow out the candles...
*gets camera ready*
For He's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
And I like Marshmallows!
For he's a jolly good fellow.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!
*blows random party streamer*
*baloons and streamers go everwhere*
Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Derek Landy,
Happy Birthday to you!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*hands derek a big present*
*puts a cake infront of him*
Blow out the candles...
*gets camera ready*
For He's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
And I like Marshmallows!
For he's a jolly good fellow.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!
*blows random party streamer*
*baloons and streamers go everwhere*
Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Derek Landy,
Happy Birthday to you!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*hands derek a big present*
*puts a cake infront of him*
Blow out the candles...
*gets camera ready*
For He's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
And I like Marshmallows!
For he's a jolly good fellow.
400!
Happy Birthday for tomorrow that is...
WHOOO new page!
I played the Bass Guitar in music on tuesday, random I know but it's what happened...
I've made an overflow blog for people I haven't told... for this blog, obviously...
YES, I AM DOMINATING A PAGE!
Dragona Pine's Page!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That's right, the best page of the whole blog!
WHOOOOOOOOOOO!
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