Thursday, October 21, 2010

My God. You broke the Blog.

Did you know there was a 5000 comment limit on this Blog? I didn't. Of course, I never thought it would ever MATTER what the limit was, as the idea of reaching it was just so silly...

And now you've reached it.

Okay fine, you haven't actually BROKEN the blog, but still! I got an email from my agent a few minutes ago, and it simply said- "Five THOUSAND comments!"

So I came on here, realised what you'd all done, and I wept, for now my publishers will be jumping for joy and clapping their hands, because we have reached a landmark moment... And it's all down to the fact that you're all insane.

As for me, my Krav Maga course is over tomorrow, and I shall return to my normal life, in which I can complain about Blogs and I only have to train once or twice a week, instead of every single day... Normal service will be resumed shortly.

In the meantime, try not to break the internet, okay?

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Dragona Pine said...

hi

Nicolette Croga said...

oops i got 200 :| (whispers) sorry

Dragona Pine said...

Nicolette, split second, GTA... lots of good X-box games...

Dragona Pine said...

http://www.neoseeker.com/Games/Xbox_360/

Go on that...

Brb...

Nicolette Croga said...

ok

Dragona Pine said...

You should go on the link I gave you... it's got most games you can think of...

Nicolette Croga said...

that looks like a good racing game ... thanks for the website Dragona ...

if your interested in shooting games this is the best I have ever played

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx9sPQpjgjU

Dragona Pine said...

I don't have an X-box lol, I have a ps2 and a wii, a ds lite and a Gameboy Advance, 2 laptops, and a computer...

Dragona Pine said...

Need For Speed Shift.

Burnout Paradise.

Blur.

Nicolette Croga said...

ahhh that sucks its a great game :/

Nicolette Croga said...

I have all of those exept for burnout paradise

Dragona Pine said...

Burnout Paradise is awsome, and so is Burnout Revenge... and most Burnout games...

Nicolette Croga said...

I have one burnout game but it was for the xbox not 360 ...

Blur is at my dads and I love need for speed my favourite one is need for speed carbon

Darkane Claw said...

Turns out my drum teacher isn't coming.

Dragona Pine said...

I have Need For Speed Most Wanted, Prostreet, Undercover, Hot Pursuit 2 and Carbon, but I have need for speed Nitro for the wii which is cool...

Nicolette Croga said...

I guess thats ok then Darkane snce you can now practise piano ..

Darkane have you read my latest blogs?

Nicolette Croga said...

I have prostreet I don't really like it that much

Dragona Pine said...

Need For Speed Carbon is the best, but I do like Most Wanted, Undercover and Nitro...

Wonka said...

yey! we broke the blog!!!

mwa ha ha nobody ever said that ur minions rnt supposed 2 break things.....

oh! and i got shot in Spanish!

Wonka said...

omg Dragon Boy what r u on about???

Wonka said...

ah- games.
:) im clever

Dragona Pine said...

Games... Nicolette asked me about them...

Dragona Pine said...

I ADVISE EVERYONE TO GET STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT, NUMBER TWO OF THAT AND GTA SAN ANDREAS, WELL, ANY GTA GAME...

Wonka said...

okay. i know ur tlkin about games.

Wonka said...

NIcolette, u r now called Nikki

Dragona Pine said...

Get Tom Clancy's Hawx 2 as well Nicolette... that looks good...

Nicolette Croga said...

I ADVETISE FOR EVERYONE TO GET HALO AND MASS EFFET!

yeah completly agree with you there Dragona

Wonka said...

Nikki, u have him started now.....
boys and thier toys

Dragona Pine said...

*wipes Wonka from existance using Yorkshire Pudding*

No one likes your nicknames Wonka...


*sends a nuclear bomb in a dimension after Wonka*

*closes the dimension*

Wonka said...

*stares*
and girls apparently.

Wonka said...

sugar.
a nuclear bomb.
ah hell.

*smashes waw through dimension with UNBREAKABLE hockey stick*

Dragona Pine said...

I blew myself up on GTA... I put a satchel charge underneath my feet (I didn't know what it was!) and then I realised that I had a 'mobile phone' and used it, and I blew up... and I realised that the 'mobile phone' was a detonator... ah well...

Dragona Pine said...

*sticks satchel charge to Wonka's face*


*runs away*


*presses the detonator*

hehe...

Wonka said...

oh, and i am an Amalgamorph, which means i can absorb your powers and use them SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!
dont make me get a Magic Yorkshire Pudding out...

Wonka said...

whoa- my head hurts!!!

Dragona Pine said...

You can't use them because you don't live in yorkshire...


*Wonka's yorkshire pudding disintergrates and comes into mine*

Hehe...

Wonka said...

why are my brains all over the place??

AHHH MY HAIR IS ALL MESSED UP!!! I HATE U DRAGONA!!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Lol to that...

Nicolette Croga said...

WHAT OMG OUT OF ALL THE NICK NAMES I HAVE EVER BEEN GIVEN I HATE NIKKI THE MOST!

Wonka said...

i cant use Yorkies, but i can still use ur phcycic powers or however you spell that...

Dragona Pine said...

*shoots Wonka with shotgun*

Dragona Pine said...

I bet you didn't expect that!

Wonka said...

fine, Nicolette, you are now Ninny.

happy?

Dragona Pine said...

Wonka... you are nanny lol...

Wonka said...

hell! shotguns are pretty useless when theyre filled with paintballs!!

la la la lets go and have a shower...

Dragona Pine said...

*grabs Wonka and gets in a helicopter*


*gets to 10000000000000000000000000 feet*


*chucks Wonka out into space*

Nicolette Croga said...

ok i have now found somthing worse than nikki *hudles up in a ball and hides her face with a coat*

Dragona Pine said...

*uses Thors Hammer to bomb Wonka*

Wonka said...

i am not a nanny.
WHY do u- OOMG!!u like Nikki and Fluff... two timer....
*looks into futre and sees what Dragona will do next*

ahh... so THATS whats going to happen...

Dragona Pine said...

*Wonka melts because of the sun and lack of air*

Wonka said...

*puts up force field*
HA! let bloody Thor's Hammer get through THAT

Dragona Pine said...

WHAT?

*bombs Wonka again*


*she is a pile of sludge*

HA!

Wonka said...

and the sun. and there is oxygen in my force field.

Dragona Pine said...

*Thors hammer breaks the forcefield*

Darkane Claw said...

Sorry, my dad stole the computer off me

Wonka said...

hey! didnt u read about my force field??!!!

Dragona Pine said...

*Wonka floats away unconcious*


Now dead...

Nicolette Croga said...

:O thors hammer that reminds me if you ever get the chance buy the tomb raider games especially tomb raider underworld ...

it has thors hammer in it :D

Darkane Claw said...

I have piano in 15mins but I'm not bothered to practice

Dragona Pine said...

*turns wonka into nothing*

Wonka said...

*smashes Thor's Hammer with unbreakable hockey stick that is immune to all types or Yokrkshire puddings and insane attacks*

Wonka said...

HA! even nothing is something!

dillop...

Dragona Pine said...

Thor's Hammer is a US Millitary Satalite which can launch Nuclear strikes from space, it can destroy even the strongest Bomb-proof building.

Darkane Claw said...

I'm watching edward sissorhands, anyone know if it's good?

Wonka said...

and i have been dead about five times now!!!
i am still HERE

Wonka said...

yes, well my hockey stick is not the strongest bomb-proof building, is it?

Dragona Pine said...

Echelon is a US Millitary Base which monitors all communications in the world and searches for Key Words.

Darkane Claw said...

OMG WONKA IS INVINCIBLE

Wonka said...

that means??

Wonka said...

yey! D is on my side!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Area 51 is a US Millitary base which is often related to aliens. It is located in Nevada.

Wonka said...

i know about bloody area 51. that's where you should be locked up

Dragona Pine said...

Why am I giving information about random millitary bases?

Ah well...

Darkane Claw said...

I'm neutral, I just state facts.

Dragona Pine said...

*locks Wonka in a tube full of green goo*

Isn't that where your kind lives?

Darkane Claw said...

Johnny Depp

Wonka said...

because you are random and you know about all of them because youve had to escapre from them multiple times.

Wonka said...

and, no, this is not where my kind lives.

yey! lime jelly!!

Dragona Pine said...

No... I don't know how I know all that... I just do...

Darkane Claw said...

Piano in 10

Dragona Pine said...

*flies off in spaceship which stole of Wonka*

Darkane Claw said...

Lime jelly is awesome

Wonka said...

eeeww... this jellys gone off....
oh well, my gay croc friend will help me eat it.

Wonka said...

i never had a spaceship.
id get carsick in one of those!

Darkane Claw said...

I'm going now, BYE

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

sup yall!

Dragona Pine said...

*sniggers at Wonkas Gay Croc Friend*

Are you two... in a relationship?

Wonka said...

okay, the gay crocodile has eaten more than me and has gone on a rampage looking for more. as a concequence, he has broken us out of this goddamn vat.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Geckogirl.

Dragona Pine said...

*Wonka species cannot survive in air*

Wonka said...

no! im a girl! he only likes boys! ugh, i think he's eyeing up your ass....

Wonka said...

and i can survive in air, but only when you havent farted.... :X

Dragona Pine said...

*stabs the crocodile*

Dragona Pine said...

*stabs Wonka*

Wonka said...

hey! do you know how much those things cost??!!!

Dragona Pine said...

*stabs Wonka again*

*shoots Wonka*


*Nuclear bombs Wonka*

*Drowns Wonka*

*makes Wonka dive out of a plane*

*thows Wonka like a javellin*

Wonka said...

ow, yes that hurt so much.
*kicks Dragona in the face 300000000 times then kicks him on the testicles 300000000 times*

Nicolette Croga said...

deary me

Wonka said...

*laughs at poor ickle Dragona curled up on the floor*

Nicolette Croga said...

nessasery how you two?

Wonka said...

necessary in every way

Dragona Pine said...

*uses magic yorkshire pudding to get rid of blood and pain*


*throws Wonka like a javellin and crushes her with a 1 tonne weight*

Nicolette Croga said...

meh I'm off to write fan fiction

Dragona Pine said...

*looms over Wonka -midget-*

Wonka said...

ouch, oh, i actually thought you liked me. ah well.

*hires Tesseract to kill Dragona*

Wonka said...

i am not a midget!

Dragona Pine said...

*kills Tesseract instead*

Dragona Pine said...

Yes you are Wonka...

Wonka said...

im not. ur just a freak.
13 yr olds r not supposed to be 6.3 and a half

Wonka said...

and how in the hell do you kill Tesseract???

Dragona Pine said...

*Nuclear bombs Wonka*


Meh... I can't be arsed to fight anymore...

*goes and sits in corner while ignoring Wonka*

Wonka said...

dang i wanted to hug him....

Dragona Pine said...

Stab him, shoot him... nuclear bomb him...

Wonka said...

you know, Wolverine like powers do come in handy.
I heal in like, two seconds flat.

Dragona Pine said...

not when there's nothing of you left...

Wonka said...

ah of course. nuclear bombs are very handy.... to a cowardly cheat

Wonka said...

there IS something of me left. its called ME, you moron

Dragona Pine said...

So are you calling the army cowardly cheats?

Wonka said...

i am particularly resillient

Dragona Pine said...

*teleports Wonka to afganistan*


*leaves her there*

Dragona Pine said...

*ignores Wonka while sitting in a corner*

NICOLETTE, COME BACK!

Wonka said...

uh, yes, i am. because they go to pointless wars and are too scared to go over to the enemy lines who are like them, pussy cats, and say 'look dude, lets just stop the whole fighting thing, y'know?'

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese is nice.

Wonka said...

yey! i like the food over here!

Dragona Pine said...

*teleports to marshmallow land leaving Wonka*


*bounces on marshmallows like trampolines*

Wonka said...

oh look- there'a a teleporter.
*teleports back to bedroom and sits listening to emo songs for a while*

well, that was fun

Dragona Pine said...

*rides a random dragon*


AAAHHH!!! Dragon attack!


*runs away*

Wonka said...

oh yeah, Baby Dragon, i am ignoring you as well.

Dragona Pine said...

*tries to find someone who ISN'T Wonka*


Hmm... where is everyone?

Nicolette Croga said...

I'm here Dragona

Dragona Pine said...

Ah well... lets leave Wonka to do what ever wonka does with her gay crocodile friend... I'm going to write fanfic...

Nicolette Croga said...

just writing fan fic you see

Dragona Pine said...

YES!

*hugs Nicolette*


WONKA IS WEIRD!

*hides behind Nicolette*

HELP ME!

Wonka said...

i know i am weird.

be scared, scumbag...

Wonka said...

and my gay croc mate is DEAD, if you remember correctly

Wonka said...

but of course you dont, as you are the dillop of all dillops

Dragona Pine said...

I'm hiding from your ugly face, scumbag...

Wonka said...

all by myself....
gonna slit my wrists next thursday....
all by myself....
Dragona is a moron....

Dragona Pine said...

Thanks... I appriciate that... anyway... I'll come back later when wonkas gone...

Wonka said...

yes, well i can get plastic surgery, but NOTHING will help THAT ugly mug of yours, not even a magic yorkshire pudding

Wonka said...

Nicolette? u still here?

Leo Sparks said...

Hi all!!!!!!!!!! the blog did brake!!! i tried saying i couldn't post my fan fic till tonite which I still can't!!!!! have training but i PROMISE it will be up tonite around 9 ( time on this blog) gotta go talk to ye later bye!!!!

Wonka said...

uh, that was random Leo

Dragona Pine said...

Yes leo, save me!

Wonka said...

god im a loner!

Wonka said...

HA! still here, Dragona....

Wonka said...

im not a loner anymore! Dragon Boy is here!!

Dragona Pine said...

Aww, he's gone... shame...

Dragona Pine said...

Unfortinatly...

Wonka said...

just you and me... and possibly Nikki but that dont matter... i can draw out your pain... make you scream....

Wonka said...

like music! but more tuneless.

Dragona Pine said...

Ah well... Wonka, you stop annoying me, and I stop annoying you... deal?

Wonka said...

okay :)

Wonka said...

but, what will we talk about now we rnt killing each other?

Dragona Pine said...

*shakes hands with Wonka*

Dragona Pine said...

I dunno, what did you do today?

Wonka said...

nevr mind.
hey r u gonna sign up to that Army Camp thing Fluff was tlking about?? i wont- not enough dosh

Wonka said...

oh, i did school.

Leo Sparks said...

*looks onward with pride at dragona and wonka * . . . i did that on propose!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

She's not called Fluff, FLORENCE...

I don't live anywhere near her, and I don't want to go to army training anyway... I have better things to do...

Wonka said...

Leo did you just want us to stop killing eachother?

Nicolette Croga said...

*walks in eating gummy worms* hmmmmmmmmmm I think I will play my xbox ..

Dragona Pine said...

I've been to the doctors for a bloodtest, played on GTA and been on here... but at 6:30 I need to go for my hair cutting...

Nicolette Croga said...

I wonder what mass effect is like as a biotic :]

Wonka said...

same here Dragona.
in PE my friend got smacked in the face with a football...

Wonka said...

ah no, not about what YOU did, about the amry thing

Dragona Pine said...

That's nice... not for her like...

Leo Sparks said...

My nickname is squiggles . . . i don't know why . . . i like to doodle on the side of my copy and someone called my squiggles and it stuck for the past 3 years . . . i'm now called squiggs . . . i don't really mind it . . .

Wonka said...

it were funny! she fell over with her legs up in the air!

Dragona Pine said...

She's not called Fluff, FLORENCE...

I don't live anywhere near her, and I don't want to go to army training anyway... I have better things to do...

That was my answer to the army camp... I posted it a few comments ago...

Nicolette Croga said...

ahaaaaaaa mass effect has two disks thats how cool it is :]

Wonka said...

i KNOW
it just im slow at typing

Leo Sparks said...

yeah my plann was to stop you fighting by knowing there was someone else on and then left . . . yeah . . thats it . . .

Wonka said...

YEY HALF TERM!!! NO MORE MATHS TEACHERS TO SCREAM AT UR CLASS!!!!!

Wonka said...

Leo u r so strange

Wonka said...

but so am i, so i dunno.

Wonka said...

ah bum brb tea

Dragona Pine said...

My nickname is my last name... I dunno why but my friends called T.C, Joleane (because if you say his name really quick it sounds like Joleane, his first name is Joe), Corporal Moutache and Fabs, them are my best friends, but none of the rest of my friends have nicknames...

Dragona Pine said...

Sorry... Corporal Dutch... that was his old nickname...

Nicolette Croga said...

My nick names Fudge-Cake

now you all are getting along I shall leave and endulge myself in the world of mass effect 2!

Dragona Pine said...

*whistles to self*

Am I alone again?

Dragona Pine said...

NOOOOOO DON;T GO NICOLETTE, STAY HERE!

Dragona Pine said...

http://dereklandy.blogspot.com/2010/10/my-god-you-broke-blog.html?commentPage=2


A link to this page... I dunno why I put that but ah well...

Dragona Pine said...

www.randomness.blogspot.com


Is that real?

Lets see...

Dragona Pine said...

Yes it is real... cool!

Dragona Pine said...

Tea... then hairdressers... g2g...

Wonka said...

hello im back! we had pasta bake for tea...
i was shot in Spanish testerday. dunno if i said???

Wonka said...

ah no! im gonna b alone again!

Wonka said...

okay, that randomness blog thing is weird....

Wonka said...

sad times!

Derek how beaten up are you?
Derek can you invent something to stop me from getting bored over half term?
Derek im bored.
Derek im gonna go now.
Derek be warned we may break the blog again

):)

Florence B said...

hey! xxx

Dragona Pine said...

Hi all, I have a while longer before I need to go for my hair cutting...

Dragona Pine said...

Got to go dry up... brb...

Nicolette Croga said...

hehehe mechs are sooo easy to kill

SP_Horselover said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! WE FANS ARE AWESOME!!!!!! And I'd like to thank you again for these books. Becky and I are currently having a random conversation via Web Cam. XD
KEEP UP YOUR AWESOMENESS!!!!

And Becky and I wish you a very Happy Birthday tomorrow Derek. (Becky's B-day is the same as yours)

From 2 devoted fans,
Ashley and Becky.

Dragona Pine said...

I'm back!

Dragona Pine said...

What, it's Derek's birthday tomorrow?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!

*blows random party streamer*


*baloons and streamers go everwhere*

Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Derek Landy,
Happy Birthday to you!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*hands derek a big present*

*puts a cake infront of him*

Blow out the candles...

*gets camera ready*

For He's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
And I like Marshmallows!
For he's a jolly good fellow.

Leo Sparks said...

i am wierd . . . sausages are cool . .

Dragona Pine said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!

*blows random party streamer*


*baloons and streamers go everwhere*

Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Derek Landy,
Happy Birthday to you!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*hands derek a big present*

*puts a cake infront of him*

Blow out the candles...

*gets camera ready*

For He's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
And I like Marshmallows!
For he's a jolly good fellow.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!

*blows random party streamer*


*baloons and streamers go everwhere*

Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Derek Landy,
Happy Birthday to you!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*hands derek a big present*

*puts a cake infront of him*

Blow out the candles...

*gets camera ready*

For He's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
And I like Marshmallows!
For he's a jolly good fellow.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!

*blows random party streamer*


*baloons and streamers go everwhere*

Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Derek Landy,
Happy Birthday to you!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*hands derek a big present*

*puts a cake infront of him*

Blow out the candles...

*gets camera ready*

For He's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
And I like Marshmallows!
For he's a jolly good fellow.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!

*blows random party streamer*


*baloons and streamers go everwhere*

Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Derek Landy,
Happy Birthday to you!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*hands derek a big present*

*puts a cake infront of him*

Blow out the candles...

*gets camera ready*

For He's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
And I like Marshmallows!
For he's a jolly good fellow.

Dragona Pine said...

400!

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