Did you know there was a 5000 comment limit on this Blog? I didn't. Of course, I never thought it would ever MATTER what the limit was, as the idea of reaching it was just so silly...
And now you've reached it.
Okay fine, you haven't actually BROKEN the blog, but still! I got an email from my agent a few minutes ago, and it simply said- "Five THOUSAND comments!"
So I came on here, realised what you'd all done, and I wept, for now my publishers will be jumping for joy and clapping their hands, because we have reached a landmark moment... And it's all down to the fact that you're all insane.
As for me, my Krav Maga course is over tomorrow, and I shall return to my normal life, in which I can complain about Blogs and I only have to train once or twice a week, instead of every single day... Normal service will be resumed shortly.
In the meantime, try not to break the internet, okay?
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Happy Birthday Derek!!!! ... for tommorow :]
hehehe heavy armour mechs finally a decent enemy ... but sertainly not a challenge
I think it might be an overload in randomness, obviously caused by Nicolette which made the blog get broken lol... that and 5000 comments...
Nicolette, this is my page, whooo!
hey if i didn't get 5000 someone else was bound to ... :]
Dominated by me!
You didn't have much celebration...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!
*blows random party streamer*
*baloons and streamers go everwhere*
Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Derek Landy,
Happy Birthday to you!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*hands derek a big present*
*puts a cake infront of him*
Blow out the candles...
*gets camera ready*
For He's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
And I like Marshmallows!
For he's a jolly good fellow.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why did I give information earlier about Millitary bases in the US, I don't even live there, and I don't even know how I know that information... it just happened...
*shakes Dragonas hand* concratulations on your own page ...
I would love to stay and chat but I have places to be and people to shoot :]
Echelon, Area 51, Thor's Hammer... I don't know how I know about them...
No, don't go, please stay here on my page, it's awsome!
I know about Thor's armour threw tomb raider ...
:O The new and improved normandy!!!!! oh yes!!
*plays random songs on radio*
DISCO!
TO CELEBRATE DEREK'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!
I would but then I'd get shot ... do you want me to be shot ?
*dances to the music*
What game are you playing Nicolette... I think I might be able to help with that...
hey again...
mass effect 2 :]
but I don't need help played it thousands of times :]
Ah... help I shall...
Hi Florence, welcome to Dragona Pine page!
well bye for now come back on when I have beat up some aliens :]
got a new phone today and im happy happy happy...
dont ruin it for me...
Missing in Action (5) Save your crew from an overwhelming attack
Very Elusive (10) Return to active duty
The Convict (10) Successfully recruit the biotic Convict
The Krogan (10) Successfully recruit the krogan
The Archangel (10) Successfully recruit Archangel
The Professor (10) Successfully recruit the Professor
The Quarian (10) Successfully recruit the quarian
The Justicar (10) Successfully recruit the Justicar
The Assassin (10) Successfully recruit the Assassin
Friend or Foe (10) Obtain geth technology
Colony Defense (25) Defend a human colony from attack
The Prodigal (10) Gain the loyalty of the Cerberus Officer
Ghost of the Father (10) Gain the loyalty of the Cerberus Operative
Catharsis (10) Gain the loyalty of the biotic Convict
Battlemaster (10) Gain the loyalty of the krogan
Fade Away (10) Gain the loyalty of Archangel
The Cure (10) Gain the loyalty of the Professor
Treason (10) Gain the loyalty of the quarian
Doppelganger (10) Help the Justicar resolve her mission
Cat's in the Cradle (10) Gain the loyalty of the Assassin
A House Divided (10) Hack a geth collective
Ghost Ship (25) Complete the investigation of a derelict alien vessel
Suicide Mission (50) Use the Omega 4 Relay
Mission Accomplished (125) Save humanity throughout the galaxy from certain annihilation
Against All Odds (15) Survive suicide mission
Insanity (75) Complete the game on the "Insanity" difficulty level without changing the setting
No One Left Behind (75) Keep your team alive through the suicide mission
Long Service Medal (75) Complete Mass Effect 2 twice, or complete it once with a character imported from Mass Effect 1
Paramour (50) Successfully pursue a relationship with a teammate
Head Hunter (10) Perform 30 headshot kills with any weapon on humanoid targets
Brawler (10) Shoot and kill 20 enemies while
they're knocked back by a punch
Big Game Hunter (10) Thresher Maw defeated
Tactician (10) Hit 20 different targets with multiple biotic powers to combine the effects
Master at Arms (15) Kill enemies with 5 different heavy weapons during the game
Merciless (10) Make 20 enemies scream as they fall or are set on fire
Overload Specialist (15) Disrupt the shields of 25 enemies
Warp Specialist (15) Warp the barriers of 25 enemies
Incineration Specialist (15) Incinerate the armor of 25 enemies
Operative (15) Complete a mission discovered by scanning an unexplored world
Agent (50) Complete 5 missions discovered by scanning unexplored worlds
Prospector (5) Retrieve mineral resources by scanning and probing a planet in the galaxy map
Explorer (10) Visit 100% of the planets in an unexplored cluster
Power Gamer (10) Reach Level 30 with one character
Scholar (15) Unlock 15 new Mass Effect 2 codex entries
Technician (15) Obtain 10 technology upgrades
Weapon Specialist (15) Fully upgrade a weapon
Scientist (10) Complete any research project in the Normandy's laboratory
Fashionista (5) Personalize your armor in your quarters on the Normandy
Power Full (15) Evolve any power
Highly Trained (15) View all advanced combat training videos at Shepard's private terminal.
DLC Achievements Zaeed
Revenge! (15) Gain the loyalty of the mercenary
bye for a bit
That help Nicolette?
fast typer much??
Bye Florence...
And now to continue my page!
Copy/pasting Florence...
wait wait i dont have to go.
ahh now that explains it all...
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MY EPIC PAGE!
YEY I'M NOT A LONER!
back now that there are people here.
hey, Fluff!
Well, Welcome to my awsome page, owned by me... you can be the assistant owner Florence... and Nicolette can be the Assistant Assistant Owner...
Wonka... you can be the Assistant Assistant Assistant Owner...
what type of phone did you get???
Yeh, what was it?
AAA Owner?
nice to know you actually remembered me.
Yes... this is my page... lol
WHOOOOOOOOOOO!
........
*starts pulling out hair*
I HATE THE BOY SCHOOL NEXT DOOR!!! THEY BLOODY NICKED MY PHONE WHY DO WE HAVE TO SHARE A PLAYGROUND WITH THEM....ITS JUST GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!................
sorry i just looked in my purse were my phone was and there was a sticky note saying..
"hey sorry needed to borow the phone ill give it back l8er kisses
boys next door"
FUCKING HELL IT WAS NEW!!!
*whistles*
sorry it was a blackberry...
*starts knocking head on table*
my blackberry!!!!
*hands Florence a shotgun*
make good use of that...
Woah... I predicted someone would get a blackberry 3 weeks ago... and two people I know of now have one... weird...
poor poor Fluff...
THAT, is exactly the reason why i have a crappy brick phone :)
ill need a hell lot of bullets..i want them to feel the pain..
*puts up foecefield in case Fluff uses the shotgun*
I have a touch screen... I think it's a T-mobile Vairy Touch... it's a really good phone, I think it's better than the Tocco Lite, even if that is bigger...
here ya go, force field bullets: they disintergrate on impact and appear back in the gun :)
SHUT UP WONKA!!!
*shoots*
who brought you back to life anyway...?
FLorence, break there knee cap, shatter it, kick them in the side of the knee quite hard, side kick it, then it shatters it...
*gets out bazooka from purse*
FEEL MY RAGE!!!
i dont actually want a fancy phone, cos knowing me ill get in a fight and itll get broken in my pocket...
or ill drop it, or something ridiculous like that.
Punch the side of the head, it knocks them out or gives them braindamage... like that would do anything to them...
Dig your hand into their shoulders, it forces their neck up to their shoulders... and that'll let you do something...
Kick them in the balls.
KNOCK THEM OUT!
HEY! i was only trying to help!
and Dragona sort of brought me back to life, and i am also like Wolverine as i heal in like 2 seconds.
bullets do nothing, so you can shoot the crap outta me if you want and channel your anger.
in a week or tommorow if they come to my concert!
whooo Tempted Tears are playing!
..weird everyone knows that they should make me angry or take anything from me because i will probably kill them
(not every 14 know how to use a double barrel gun or a 47e you know)
so my question is why did they take it??
and i will LIVE....
to annoy you another day :)
BREAK THEIR HAND, FINGERS, WRIST, ARM, Collar BONE, SKULL, BALLS, LEGS, KNEES, ANKLES, TOES, HEART!
I know how to do it, and you went to army camp, so you should too...
they took it to phone people up and say they have planted a bomb in a plane and will only deactivate it if all women die, or someting strange like that.
*ties up wonka to a tree in a daserted forest in austarlia (the other side of the world to me) full of very very hungry dingos and puts about 100 bits of tape over mouth*
there much better!
FEEL THE WRATH OF DRAGONA PINE!
*SENDS THEM TELEPATHIC MESSAGE TO HAUNT THEIR DREAMS*
HAHAHA!
Tell them their going to die... make them die!
so THEN, the CIA or whoever will trace the call to YOUR phone, so then YOU will be put in prison for the rest of your life.
why is it always me who gets the feeling theyre not loved??
Hmm... how are they going to die... I don't know... hmm... just say that their going to die in a car accident at the age of 24 will you?
(I don't know if it's right)
THEIR UNLOVED BECAUSE THEY ARE S**T HEADS!
yey! dingos!!
i will name you George, you Tiffany, you Florence, you Dragona, you Kallista, you Darkane, you Leo...... um........... you can be... Derek, you are Steve, you are....... Banana adn you are....... Fluff.
wait i cant just go about beating the hell out of every boy from the school next door there r over 1003 of them... even i cant do that much damage...
hey, Dragona? i thought we were friends now.
*stabs Wonka*
Shut up will you?
*sigh* You can be verry annoying...
Flo, i wouldnt put it past you.
WE SHOOK HANDS AND EVERYTHING!!! and this tree is making my back itch badly
hehehehe I helped someone with the plague :]
Hi Kallista.
I've made an overflow blog for this one, view my profile for more information... good idea right?
And Wonka, we are still friends... now...
Kallista, back me up would you?
WONKA
you have tape over your muth so you cant speak... and i cut of your tounge nose toes and fingers so you cant type!
Dragona, does this mean you wont stab/shoot/nuclear bomb/kill/maim/torture me any more?
i told you Fluff, i heal in two seconds.
http://dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com/
G2g get my haircut... bye... for now...
*eyes everyone suspiciously*
I will be watching you phycic-style...
yep wonka thats what it means..... but i can!!!!
heheh
ah no wtd the matter KK?
Florence there is no point. i will come out alive anyway.
http://dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com/
Bye, that's the overflow...
wonka if you keep saying fluff i will just keep ignoring you and so will other people because you are a annoying boy!
bye dragona!
bye Dragon Boy. dont have too much hair cut off, would you? like it when boys have longer hair, very short hair is wierd.
I AM NOT A BOY! I AM A GIRL!!
how many boys do you know with bloody Little Miss Sunshine as thier profile picture????
We'll try not to Derek, but I doubt it'll work XD
Sup Golden god? I was wonderring, what is your favourite genre of music? I lik rock,metal,alternative and indie! =)
HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE INTRUDE!! THIS IS MY SCREAM LINE!!!!
Kallista why don't you like your dad?
oh, soz KK.
god that sucks my folks stress me out but only when they try to be kind and turf me off the computer :)
i will keep calling you a boy and tell on my friends on facebook that check this blog out (its over 509) that you a boy if you keep calling me fluff....
bitch.
im gonna put a pic of actual ME up, and i think they may find i am a GIRL
im gonna do it right now ):(
i luv all of you! ♥ ♥ ♥.....*added in small peint*
"exept for the wonka boy"
plus i know three gay boys that have their profile pics as little miss sunshine if that interests you!
well at least your parents talk to you mine never spoke to me ever.....ever....
FUCKING BOYS SCHOOL NEXT DOOR NICKED MY NEW PHONE THAT I GOT TODAY!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
much to my annoyance, i have no pics of me ):(
but my friend drew this 4 me :)
Fluff i do not care about your bloody phone.
KK i am still here
he he thx!
I DONT CARE THAT YOU ARE STILL HERE IM HAVIN A RWALLY BAD DAY SINCE 17:02 WHEN I CHECKED MY PURSE TO FIND A STICKY NOTE!!!
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
*bangs head on key board a couple of times*
yuh76hyju nhjb
yh Flo they tlk 2 u and then freak out realising that youre a hard nut cow and u beat people up over a PHONE...
i dont think the other 2 r still here
*sweet voice*
Florence...?
do you live somwhere near Bournemouth??
i wouldnt care if someone nicked my phone so long i keep the SIM card
Kallista i got a new phone this morning and i took it to school..we have to share a playground with the boys school next door cause their playground got demolished..anyway at 17:02 i open my purse to find a sticky note saying..
"hey sorry needed to borow the phone ill give it back l8er kisses
boys next door"
and i was like... and still am...
FUCKING HELL IT WAS NEW!!!
you should wash your mouth out with soap, young lady.
wot wot?
hello?
god im bored g2g
mum wants lunchbox :S
FUCKING GAY BOYS FULL OF S**T!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA PULL THEM APART.. THE WHOLE 1003 BOYS IF I HAVE TO!!!!
what if they dont give my phone back....?
*starts crying*
I WANT MY BLACKBERRY BACK!!!
theres one rule about me kallista..
I dont let other people sort my problems i take care of all of them by myself..even if i have to beat someone bad to do it...
my parents are 24 hours seven days a week working freaks they never spoke to me never..
my dad sells cars and my mum is a lawyer we have a lot of money and two villas...
ahh well ill hunt down the boy or boys that done it and ill beat the hell out of them...
my poor blackberry
bye!
anyone still on??
loners are awsome! ..me...
Cheese balls I have cheese balls I love cheese balls the cheese flavoured crisps!! (sings to tune of lonely)
552 beep beep booop
553 boop boop betee
554 beep boop some more
555 hope your keeping score....
boop boop beep boop be beep beep bo bo bo bo beep
like my song :D
Mass effect 2 ...
Prision Guard: as this is a high-security vessel, you'll need to relinquish your weapons before we proceed.
Me: No.
Wardan This is my ship, your weapons will be recived on the way out this is just standard proceeder
Me:It's my standard proceeder to keep my gun
owned lol :D
My EPIC RETURN!
I have made an overflow blog just in case this blog gets full again...
dun dun dun
Im here to retrive a convict in out simple right?
... untill they aim there guns at me and try forcing me into a cell
BLOW THEM UP NICOLETTE!
hehe just did ....
I think he had plenty of time to regret his disision as I shot him threw the head :D
I don't care about whatever game your playing so... is anyone else on?
lol
Heeeeeeeeeeeeey YOOOOOOOOOOOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUYSSSSSS!!!!!
I AM ALIVE!!!!!
how are you all?????? Wwll im good you know.... still scared of the holy cows and what not.....scared of the internet.....of hell.....of death etc......
i have stopped my blog FOREVER!!!!! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO STEVIE RAE AND CONNOR IN CARNIVAL TRICKS!!!!!! okay ...yeah.. its true... you... never will know.....
YOU MUST READ THE MORGANVILLE VAMPIRE SERIS!!!! YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST YOU MUST
OOOOOKAAAAYYY!!! well i g2g my cousin Laura is here and is having relationship problems so i must go and turn on my doctor phil mode!!!!!
i am a victim of the faceless ones and have just released a remnant into the body of opera!!! MUHAHAHAHA you could be next!!!
BEWARE THE HOLY COWS
OMG I DO READ THE MORGAN VILLE VAMPIRES!!! WHAT BOOK YOU ON????? BECAUSE I AGREE THERE EMMENCE!!
this is all i know about who took my black berry..
there was three
were they live
their phone number
their girlfrineds numbers (all three)
i have ten setes of pictures
that they have facebook,bebo and fliker.. and their names
what games they like/ dont like
their family trees
what the car (all three) looks like and number plate
(and that one of the dads was speeding last sunday)
and what they are doing now.....
thats all... *sigh*
now i have to hunt them down..
howdy!
On GTA this happened:
Me: *driving down highway in sports car listening to 'white wedding' on the radio*
Police: *sounds siren*
Me: GODDAMN IT! *floors the accelerator*
Radio: 'It's a good day for a... white weeeddiiinnnggg'
Me: Nice song.
Police Helicopter: Please step out from the vehicle.
Me: No, it's my car, I'm driving it.
*random rocket comes from nowhere and takes out the helicopter*
Me: Ah... cool.
Radio: It's a nice day for a... white weeedddiiinnngggg.
Random sound: NNNNEEEEAAARRRRMMMMM...
Me: Some random guy with a bazooka.
*looks behind at police cars following me*
Me: 10!?
*looks infront*
Me: AAAAHHHH PLANE CRASHING TOWARDS ME!
*turns on flying car cheat quickly*
*flies over the top of plane*
*police cars crash into it*
Me: Ahhh... cool...
*plane crashes towards me again*
ABANDON CAR!
*blows up*
..and beat the hell out of them...
How dare they tell me to get out of the car... it was mine... but I BLEW UP BECAUSE OF A RANDOM PLANE!
PLANE CRASHES ARE TERRIBLE... AND THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO HAPPEN TO ME!
They aren't even controlled by me, they just crash into me... no cheats... they just do... damn AI planes...
*shakes fist angrilly*
that was really random dragona...
Bagpacking 4 school
im in 6th and were saving 4 all weather pitch
by the time its built we'll be gone
SOOOOOOOO not fair!!!
Am I alone again?
*starts singing to 'on the road again' but with Am I alone again?*
Wait...
*starts singing white wedding*
What? It's a good song...
am i invisible...
*kicks a random police man and he starts hitting me with one of those bat thingies*
i guess not,
*shoots police man*
YAY i wuz 12 on Tuesday
now officialy 2 years older then my sister!!!!
YAAAYY
GUESS WHAT!
THEY DO HAPPEN, I SWEAR!
It happens...
Like:
Me: Driving down motorway in a pickup.
*turns on jetpack cheat*
*crashes into a car*
*it starts floating*
Me: Urrr... glitch...
*police siren starts sounding*
Me: AHHH HELL!
*turns around and smashes into police car*
*it floats away*
SEVERAL SECONDS LATER:
*big explosion*
*plane wreckage comes down and hits me*
*WASTED...*
Me: AH...
*at edge of screen police car comes and lands in sea*
Ah... not good...
*plane comes and squishes me as soon as I respawn*
I know, it's awsome init Kallista...
*shows off hair*
But I need to wash it before I go to bed, otherwise I'll get hair on my pillow...
dang it I;m on the bit were I have to recuit the krogan ... *sighs* I think the most boring mission on that gane can wait till tommorow
(saves game, turns off xbox)
http://florenceblackblogs.blogspot.com/
i posted a new fanfic a day earlier!
is it a mochecon??
*starts ruffling dragonas hair*
dam the typos
Hehe... GTA San Andreas is so random...
oh well at least he's not crying....
No, not a mohecan... just short, and spikey... not much has changed, I SHOULD BE A YETI FOR GODS SAKE, NOT BIGFOOT, although I have big feet, size 13... BECAUSE IT'S FREEZING OUTSIDE!
hello..
BRRRRRR... FREEZING!
Hi deagle...
AWSOME FAN FIC FLO!! .. soz it wont let me comment it's being quite queer
dragona do you have a uniform in school??
There's a bear in the woods on GTA San Andreas, people think it's bigfoot but it isn't...
Yes, black jumper with the school logo on, black trousers, white shirt and a red and black stripey tie with a bit of white in the middle of the black stripes...
Wow... 600th!
Yey, new page!
1st comment on new page!
WHOOOOOOOO!
yes i got my black berry back!!!
who 4th!
YEY!
I predicted someone would get a blackberry 3 weeks and 3 days, 2 hours and 45 minuites ago, and 2 people that I know of have one now!
Yey my clones!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I might make them into the Republic of Star Wars Battlefront II, hehe... I can imagine it now...
*falls to knees and punches air*
but then to get it back i kinda needed to bribe/threaten/beat/stalk/phone until they would answer pople so i would know...
Nah... I'll just have the real me on blog, one of me going to school, one of me... going to flamingo land and one of me going... to space!
I have black berry but it's red :(
Make 100000000000000000000000000000000000 clones Kallista!
YAAAAAAAAAAYYYY IT'S MA BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!!!!
i want a clone..actually i dont i like that there is only one of me and that im unique....exept for the pararel unvierse were the pararel me is sitting talking to a pararel Dragona nicolette and kallista..and pickle boy if he is still here....
My uniform is a white shirt, Black jumper with logo, black trousers of black knee lenght skirt for girls but I never wear skirts. A tie thats black with gold stripes that have a different colour in the middle of the tie depending on your house
but are gay head teacher stopped the houses and so colours don't matter anymore there is red green blue red and purple and prefects had plain gold. but our new head teacher has introducer clip on ties identical to prefects there really weird but hey only yr 7's need them :]
Wow... 3 people have a blackberry and I predicted it 3 weeks, 3 days, 2 hours and 47 minuites ago...
Sooooo....
hi pine
guess what colour mine is...pretty obvious if you know what my fav colour is...
oh mines the blue striped tie :]
Hi deagle... I have 100000000000000000000000000000 clones... and at the moment, everyone is drowning in tears...
*joins in with the crying*
FUDGE TIM TIM!! I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!!
you stole my timothy the tim tam song ad my last name!!!! your stealing my liiiiiife!
*starts crying in the corner and hides under the blanket*
no no you are filling up the room with water again!
Ah thanks Kallista...
*makes 100000000000000000000000 clones for Kallista in return*
Hmmmm you guys aren't as crazy as the others. So far......
has anyone checked my blog?
*the room is about to burst with tears*
CHEESE SPREAD MUFFINS!
muffins?
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*oats dragonas shoulder*
im not sure if u r a clone but still you will get a pat on the shoulder.
I'm sorry but that song was really cool ...
im drowning!
*starts going under for the 3rd time*
Thanks Florence...
*clones random suacidal planes from GTA San Andreas*
Oops...
*they crash into everyone*
Ah well...
*the room explodes in tears*
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