Did you know there was a 5000 comment limit on this Blog? I didn't. Of course, I never thought it would ever MATTER what the limit was, as the idea of reaching it was just so silly...
And now you've reached it.
Okay fine, you haven't actually BROKEN the blog, but still! I got an email from my agent a few minutes ago, and it simply said- "Five THOUSAND comments!"
So I came on here, realised what you'd all done, and I wept, for now my publishers will be jumping for joy and clapping their hands, because we have reached a landmark moment... And it's all down to the fact that you're all insane.
As for me, my Krav Maga course is over tomorrow, and I shall return to my normal life, in which I can complain about Blogs and I only have to train once or twice a week, instead of every single day... Normal service will be resumed shortly.
In the meantime, try not to break the internet, okay?
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thanx...
kallista what does dragonas clone girlfrined look like??
*keeps crying under blanket*
AHHH YOUR STEALING MY LIFE AND MY MIND!!...
ONLY I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MY IMAGINARY PET GIRAFFES AND STICK INSECTS!!
hi croga!
Hehe... ninja goldfish are cool... my pets hehe...
Yeh Kallista, what does my cloned girlfriend look like?
OHHHH my name is timothy the tim tam I'm made of chocolate I'm used to sip hot drinks but only a few droplets I'm similar to penguins but taste better please don't waste me because I'm not bigger ....By Fudge Cake I think.....
DONT TALK TO ME!!
Fudge tim tam will take that away from me to!!
well my uniform is a grey nun skirt thats has to go past our knees a white shirt a marron tie with blue stripes enveloped in gold. black shoes and knee high socks...there is also a marron blazer which is really gay....and we have to wear it to and from school but cant during school....
Timothy... there is one thing to know... we are all insane in our special ways... me and Florence have got photographic memories... I am phycic and so is to an extent... Nicolette...
*cries harder*
they stole it again I feel my life being stolen from me
there is a facebook group saying...
"we are nuns lol JK we go STM"
*drowns the blanket in tears*
*shoos Kallista away and turns around still under blanket*
Dammit I'm gonna have to change my name to something something epic !!!!!!!!
I am an expert typer... no typos for me!
thats so true and a lot of ppl from our school joined it! :D
*pops with mouth*
Cheese Spread!
OMG DRAGONAS GIRLFIEND IS A BARBIE!! SHE IS TWO TIMING HIM AND KENN!! D:
I used to be called Fudge-Cake you see I had a pic of a ninja penguin ...
I have a feeling to run down stairs and bunny hop into the kitchen
brb
I'm trying to cheer up Nicolette... by crying lol...
AAAHHH!!!
*stabs clones of girlfirends*
*all the clones do the same to ken*
yh course you are you sissy...
*throws marshmallow at Florence*
*Bounces off her head*
Hehe...
Lol.
THE CHEEK OF SAYING THAT!
*whispers*
The bum cheek...
I have gone a little hyper... please excuse me while I go for a bathroom break...
lol your creations are blond and has violet eyes...a typical barbie!
or one of them bratz things...
W
T
F
Are them?
also know aka bimbo!
I have no idea what your talking about Florence...
Maybe people are scared of me...
hehehehe I just had nice biscuits and milk
the nice biscuits are nice ... must be in the name .... as you imagine im reallly hyper really really
ohhh i hear music from next door *dances forgetting about her identity being stolen*
*starts crying again with pixillated tears*
ewww there listing to rap!!!!
*turns pendulum on up to full volume*
BATTLE OF THE MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*turns random Jedward song all the way up*
NOOOO NOT THIS!
*turns it onto Crazy Frog*
my blog?
they are these weird doll things that when you pull their shoes of they have little circles and no feet ill geta a pic...
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.gone-tomorrow.com/images/obm004446.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.gone-tomorrow.com/toys.page4.htm&usg=__OR9qoZE_z89FKSV1UB_pZy6VEno=&h=300&w=300&sz=6&hl=en&start=0&sig2=_k8o9B_2jliv9vx0YT6aZQ&zoom=0&tbnid=5Gy3jkKJeZlp8M:&tbnh=109&tbnw=111&ei=juDBTK7VBciXOp3u7e4H&prev=/images%3Fq%3DBratz%2Bdolls%2Bno%2Bshoes%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1009%26bih%3D619%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C30%2C3&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=144&vpy=241&dur=1865&hovh=116&hovw=116&tx=78&ty=60&oei=juDBTK7VBciXOp3u7e4H&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&biw=1009&bih=619
i got you a good picture :D
BING BING!
*does the crazy frog dance*
No... bored of this song...
*puts on the macerana*
Come on Ninja Goldfish, dance with me!
*does the macerana in a long line*
*nearly become death after jedward then hears crazy frog and starts bouncing off the walls*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee!
fools
*turns up the prodigy invaders my die*
MACERANA!
What?
Redheads?
No... not readheads... anything but redheads!
*looks to clone*
GInger ninja...
why did you just make ginger bimbos for kallista??
let me make some and dragona will decide..
*joins in with Florence on invaders must die while doing the macerana*
Two awsome songs...
*turns macerana all the way up and broadcasts it onto every radio station in the world*
*does maccarina for 10 seconds then jumps away and starts dancing to pendulum the island*
AHHHHHHHHHH LISTEN MY TYPE OF MUSIC GUYS!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kJmKFe2FtE
EVERYONE DO THE MACERANA!
*disobeys Dragona and continues raving to the island* this is better :D
Ok I'm back and I'll never sing the Tim tam song again niccolette
Blondes... Brunets... Black haired people... anything but ginger!
ahhh thank you now rave with me *grabs cj by wrist and pulls them along and dances*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kJmKFe2FtE
What are black haired people called?
makes a original design
5ft5 girls with chocolate coloured hair and light blue eyes and a pearl white smile. They each have a unique style.. choose your own, they all like partying. they can also calm down anyone and have their nails painted blue with little golden stars! they all like swimming and each have 5 fish.
MACERANA!
Nicolette*
HAAAYYY MACERANA!
*changes direction*
black haired ppl are called black haired ppl
*goes and helps Kallista up*
Ah... that makes sense now...
what do you think of my clone girlfrends??
Has anyone been on the blog on an iPhone ???
Hmm... just lets say Kallista isn't knocked out or dead... it's a pixillated coconut, they do weird things...
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.pageantrymagazine.com/assets/images/Modeling_and_Talent/Showbiz/2007/c07/c07_Showbiz-MissTeenUSA.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/tami-farrell-vs-carrie-prejean-whos-hotter/question-426363/&usg=__T6CF6xsUsqtKXGj-No2dUzxo3Ik=&h=401&w=290&sz=87&hl=en&start=49&zoom=1&tbnid=2fWaiIJI5X0lSM:&tbnh=137&tbnw=88&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dreally%2Bpretty%2Bteen%2Bgirls%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1T4ADRA_enGB392GB392%26biw%3D1003%26bih%3D355%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C1252&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=115&vpy=-4&dur=3928&hovh=264&hovw=191&tx=105&ty=205&ei=n-LBTIL9FtHxsgb6_73lCA&oei=fuLBTNXKI9W6jAf22IlZ&esq=7&page=5&ndsp=14&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:49&biw=1003&bih=355
my clones.... so i copied point *bounces up and down past 6 min mark when it goes crazy*
did you look at the bratz picture??
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.gone-tomorrow.com/images/obm004446.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.gone-tomorrow.com/toys.page4.htm&usg=__OR9qoZE_z89FKSV1UB_pZy6VEno=&h=300&w=300&sz=6&hl=en&start=0&sig2=_k8o9B_2jliv9vx0YT6aZQ&zoom=0&tbnid=5Gy3jkKJeZlp8M:&tbnh=109&tbnw=111&ei=juDBTK7VBciXOp3u7e4H&prev=/images%3Fq%3DBratz%2Bdolls%2Bno%2Bshoes%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1009%26bih%3D619%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C30%2C3&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=144&vpy=241&dur=1865&hovh=116&hovw=116&tx=78&ty=60&oei=juDBTK7VBciXOp3u7e4H&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&biw=1009&bih=619
Jxiyddgftdtufdyhzrythkvxbfyxtrgcrg EHH MACARENNA!
'ridin' across the desert on a horse with no name'
'it's a good day for a... white wwweeeedddiiinnngggg'
K-DST on GTA San Andreas is the best radio station ever...
*starts doing the macerana* hey guys LIBRARY"S ROCK! im in my local library right now because i had to bring my bro to the doctors then i had to go to the library to check on the blog.....
OK Dere this may sound wierd but today i have
seen a skull
almost wrote Bently instead of Bennet for a last name of a character in book
quoted skuldugger
quoted Valkyrie
quoted your book randomely
thought i SAW Skulduggery in an empty seat in class
and i think i saw a 1954 R-type continental bently.....
i think i have gone mad from Skulduggery withdrawl!
DEREK I HAVE SKULDUGGERY DESIEASE! PLEASE WRITE MORE OF THE SIXTH BOOK SO I DON'T HAVE TO LIVE THE MADNESS ANYMORE!
*does macerana with cj and 10000000000000000000000000000000000 ninja goldfish*
imonly gonna be one for thirty min cus thats how long this stupid computer will let me on for
awwww Kallista come back!
*stands there watching ppl do the macarena*
shoot the police man!!!
cool
I want them to play pendulum at my funeral because then they can rave and party because it would be different :] ...
ahh come on there are plenty of people who would celebrate if i died why not let them
*jumps out of macerana thingy* ok im seriously going crazy or something...im sooo suffering from Skulduggery withdrawl
*thanks Kallista for making such nice clones but they cheated*
WHAT?
WHY HAVE YOU CARJACKED ME YOU STUPID NOOB?
LMAO...
*CARJACKS THE NOOB FROM MY OWN CAR*
*SHOOTS THE NOOB*
*DEAD*
LMAO, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!
i can't stand it anymore today i have felt like i had to move or do something ican't just sit here and not move its tourture
are you playing with other pople by and chance??
*nicks the noobs money*
Hehe...
*drives off in car*
*goes and finds kallista and drags here back to america*
No... it's just a random ped which carjacked me...
hey we r in england
we r right??
kallista you need to be tough we need to be as tough as we can be we can't run away and be some one else we have to be proud of who we are!
Yeh, go england...
nope i am in AMERICA! wish i could be in England right now though...
*hugs Kallista*
*joins her with drinking but has beer*
Hehe...
Drangona you are one crazy wacky person
do you think its a bad sign for me to be imagining what my funeral would be like? meh
when i die i want to be able to see everyones reactions .... someone bound to want me dead and that someone will be haunted by a ghost
i think that i killed my penpal in france...i wrote him a 4 page leter talking about salami if he like salami and what he ate for breakfast on the 1st of october 2004.....he hasnt answered yet..im worried...
the gohst of Nicolette oooo thats scary sounding
meh *licks her fingers and is sat next to kallista on other side drinking J2O*
WTF?
STUPID NOOBY TANK LMAO...
2 seconds earlier...
*driving around corner in sports car*
WOOOAAAHHH TANK!
WTF LMAO, I DON't even have a 6 star wanted level...
*crashes into tank*
*car catches fire*
*shoots the tank*
Ah... now I have a 6 star wanted level...
maybe its comeing through escargo!
hey skulgirl!
well a lot of pplwant me dead...
i planned out my funeral yeasterday because my frineds planned me a perfect wedding :D isnt that awsome ??
yes it was meant to be lick :]
Have ya ever been told that your a** is to big have ya ever been asked if your hair is a wig have ya ever been told that ya mediocre in bed have ya ever been told that ya got a really big head has ya family ever forgotten about you while they've driven away and once again they forgot about CJ have ya ever been called homo cause in school did drama have ya ever been told that you look like a lama
*shakes kallista awake and hads her water* so does it really matter it should mean nothing to you
I can't get a wedding because I haven't got a girlfriend!
*starts crying again*
sits next to nicolette and starts drinking red wine .. i always wanted to know what it tastes like....
nope.....Cj you ok? you sound kinda down
I JUST GOT YOU A GIRLFRIEND!!!
im sticking to Root
i meant to say root
5ft5 girls with chocolate coloured hair and light blue eyes and a pearl white smile. They each have a unique style.. choose your own, they all like partying. they can also calm down anyone and have their nails painted blue with little golden stars! they all like swimming and each have 5 fish.
^ thats crystal Comebrdge!
what the heck this thing wont type in
hey what about i plan your wedding dragona since mines already planned??
AGGGGGG i meant to say br with two ee in the middle it wont type it this computer is strange
CJ is the guy from GTA San Andreas... who I accidentally killed with a train...
3 minuites earlier...
*crosses railroad tracks*
Nice parking spot...
*gets out of car*
*barriers close*
NOO, I can't get out stupid nooby barrier controller lmao...
*two trains coming the opposite way at the same time*
Ah hell...
PLEASE LET ME OUT!
*coming closer*
CAR, PROTECT ME!
*hides behind car*
*train hits me, taking my car out and knocking me onto the other track just as the other train comes*
*splat*
Oh...
*wasted*
thats the spirit Kallista *man im good*
NOpe I'm just happy that I did a rap xD
i feel sorry for Cj
After getting hit by a train...
ok good for a second there i thought you were sad and i dont want to talk to sad people because om all happy!
grr this computer is too slow
*J2O makes her extremly hyper and she bounces in her sleep really quickly before fallin asleep*
*talks about pom poms and nuclear missles in her dream*
*hugs Kallista*
I still like you, y'know... but your clones cheated on me... lol...
love your new pic Kallista
*invests in Multi-billion dollar corperation with Kallista*
ok your wedding is planned Dragona i even have matching ties! all you need is a real girlfriend...
nooooooooo if i dont respond in like 30 min or so that means my computer logged me off because of the stupid time limit
I'll buy 10%
random thingy i have never had a boyfriend.....and look at me im still as happy as ever
ill invest...
Yes... but I'm me... so I'm awsome... and I'm allowed to cry...
Thank you Kallista!
*yawns and falls off stool onto floor and get sswept away and thrown in bin by the cleaner*
or ill be your body guard...
*picks nicolette out of bin and gives her a shower before placing her back on stool*
What all this then? It's Derek's birthday tomorrow? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
I'll be a better bodyguard...
Beetlejuice!
Now tell me a 6ft 3 and a half tall person who is a perfect shot with a bow and arrow wouldn't be good at a bodyguard... who can pick up a 5ft 6 tall person with one hand...
what about im kallistas body guard and you are my body guard.. or the other way round..
Whoo... I grew half an inch in a week!
oh yh first comment!
OMG DEREKS BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW?!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK! i hope you have the most amazing birthday ever! just stay home relax and ill see if i can fly over tomorrow to attened to your every need *starts looking online for tickets to Ireland*
SWEET NEW PAGE...wow im very hyper
*falls off stool again asleep and gets mopped then thrown in the washing machine, when done she is placed still asleep across a sofa in the bar still asleep*
Is anyone gonna say hello to me?
Lol...
I'll be Kallista's bodyguard... you be my body guard Florence...
Hi Darkane!
ok.. thats means i can stalk you....wait whoso my body guard then .. ?
i can protect myself no body gaurd needed *transforms into ninja broad sword in one hand katana in the left*
One of my punches could knock someone out... that's why I generally don't do it...
o love how were almost at 1000 and this post has only been on for like two days
Hi all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! writing fan fic . . . who will die?!?!?!!?!?
But my ninja goldfish can be your bodyguard Florence...
NOT ME LEO!
i can break someones bone without much effort...
mabye for someone who is not trained in the art of Showlin Kempo Karate and owns five weapons but was trained in six
I can break someone's bone with minimal effort... I could lift you up with one hand...
I am a yellow belt at Tang Soo Do, I can shatter someone's knee cap and disarm an armed opponent in less than a second...
ok im not gonna start in a competition because ill get agressive trying to prove im an amazing worrior
im almmost a black belt thats my next belt
its only been on for 18 hours 34 mins :]
If you'll be my body guard,
I can be your long lost pal,
I can call you Betty,
And Betty when you call me you can call me Al.
Sorry all the talk of body guards reminded me of that song.
^^ yup the german book is pink, I was shocked, too...but I thinks it looks quite ok =3
yay a ninja fish bodyguard
*ruffles dragonas hair getting bits of cut hairs on hand*
dam you have always got something in your hair that will get stuck to me
I don't mind if I die :]
i would....theres still so many things i want to do...
Hmm... I would be a good bodyguard...
hey i was hit by weird and wonderful cars including a lorry van and ferrari i was also beaten i went army camp and i know how to use 6 types of guns i even got shot with one..if i can survive that i can survive anything! :D
I'm only 5 foot 2 but I can kick above my 6 foot 2 brothers head
yes you would i probably would be too if i wanted to
I don't want to die... I have so much to do...
But at least i'm not scared of anything... which is a good addition...
im just good with pressure points where hurts most to kick and what way to twist an limb to make it hurt I have given people black eys brocken nose and loads of bruises but I'm nothing special
wow im so board right now and im like really tiered all of a sudden
i can also survive three days on my own in a wood...! which is full of freaky boys....if i can do that i can do anything!
niether am i
Florence... but I don't get into a coma, do I?
Like somepeople although we are basically the same...
*looks at Florence*
*yawns* guys if I stop commenting it's because I have fallen asleep at the laptop
i survived a month of being the only on a tennis team at summer camp and once they had shirtless practice *shudders* that memory will scar me for the rest of my life
Beetlejuice!!!!!
Nicolette how late is it where you are?
gah i that movie!
hey i only got into a coma for three days because i had a memory attack which has pictures from the future and past that arent mine...it just makes me colapse randomly...not my fault...
Ah... that makes sense Skulgirl... but I'm phycic and both me and Florence have a photographic memory... so I can see the past AND the future... and the present... obviously...
only ten to nine but went to sleep last night at 11pm and mum woke me at 6am :[
Thank you why must library's be so boaring?
At least I don't collapse when it happens, I just feel tired... and if I use it too much then I get a headache... photographic memory just happens... but I can remember things that I've seen... but I can CHOOSE to use phycic powers, but it normally happens in my dream which I have no control over...
awww you should get some sleep im not joking its unhealthy for people not to get 8 hours of sleep a night
*walks to a german bar and gets into a bar fight by accident..*
dam
YAWN!!
i swear im a mind reader i TOLD my friend what happene in her scocial studies class
I'm phycic the dreams i remember all come true in around 2 days and when i can't remember i'm always getting de ja vu
*helps Florence with the barfight and we win*
well so what.. i dont care i can floor my pe teacher who is 7ft4 and get away with it!
man what time is it where you guys live its like 4 in the afternoon here! .....Hey where did kallista go?
Hmm... yeh... but my dad's siter is phycic, so that's where I get it from...
but i don't want to .. want to stay here
DUST
It's 8:55 with me... and about -8 lol...
i feel so normal around you people like right now i feel like a normal overly obsessed fan
Nah here it's 8 55
lol same
G2G people... bedtime yey!
I'll be on tomorrow... promise... but ah well... I have seen the future... I know what happens...
Night all.
oh sometimes i can feel so alone........*skulgirl vanishes into thin air*
Night Dragona
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