On August 26th, just twelve short days away, we will be kicking off the tour with a NEW, special event in Waterstones in Hampstead. Apart from the fact that you'll be able to snag a copy of Demon Road a day ahead of its release (you'll even be able to snag one of the limited Platinum editions), and for a full TWO POUNDS off, we'll also have goodies to give out on the night, I'll be yammering on about writing or some such nonsense, and then I'll be signing whatever you want me to sign.
Reserve tickets in store or on www.waterstones.com/events.
This is IMPORTANT, and it applies to all of the signings and events — I will sign WHATEVER you bring. I don't care what the book is (so long as I've, y'know, actually written it) and I don't care how many are in your bag. If someone, at whatever signing you turn up to, tells you I'm only going to sign books you buy in their store, let me know and I'll sort it out. That rarely happens anymore, but some staff members are over-eager. Obviously time is sometimes an issue, so if the queue is long as I have to jet off to the next signing, we'll impose some limitations — but that's always a last resort.
Demon Road is coming...
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(No you aren't Chloe.)
Mark: One of them, yes.
(No one reat knows how insecure I am)
Clocky: I see
I am not saying what you did is okay, but as I said, I won't judge you on your reputation
You've been morning but good to me
Mark: I have..
you aren't terrible though.
((*hugs Chloe* :) You're awesome. Trust me. :)
And also, 'depressant' is not connected to the word 'depression'. Just saying.))
( @star huh? ... idek ? ... I guess it still doesn't help to drink a depressant when depressed is what i'm going for like I went from super happy to telling them that... uhm yeh awkward)
@Keiron: Depressant is the opposite of stimulant. It shuts you down as opposed to waking you up.
Definition of depressant from Google - "(chiefly of a drug) reducing functional or nervous activity"
My RS teacher doesn't know that and tells us the wrong definition. I once put my hand up and told her she was wrong but I bet she doesn't remember. She once said that an advantage of the death penalty was that it was cheaper than prison, and I put my hand up and said that in America at least, it was actually more expensive. The next lesson, she was telling us that an advantage of the death penalty was that it was cheaper than prison.
I just get pissed off in RS about the generalised inaccurate information they tell us ugh. GCSE RS is such a load of bullshit.
:) Then again, it is a free GCSE. I didn't revise AT ALL and I'm expecting a B or an A (I'm hoping for an A, but realistically I may get a B.) It's such a load of bullshit that you don't need to know anything to pass it, haha.
It was actually so fun, that RS exam. I just sat down and rambled for an hour. <3
Sorry I get rambly when tired.
(*hugs everyone*)
Clocky; how else have you treated me?
*hugs Chloe* Even if you don't think you're awesome, there are plenty of people here who DO.
I hope that means something to you. :)
*hugs back if you want it*
(I must be off to bed now
Nos da)
(*cuddles star*
*hugs Chloe back*)
Mark: I keep confusing you..
Trying to remember my past scores in GCSE RS . . .
Yeah I might get an A. Don't think I'll get an A* though. :/
*cuddles Jai back :)*
:) Fours Chloe.
( Ok... well it can't cure depression at any stage... and in my case made me say some regrettable things to some people I need to see on friday... because they are going to ask on friday... they will also remind me that I kissed Darren... and Kevin .... )
( WHY am I still Friends with these people... oh well ... at least I have an excuse to not kiss every guy they throw at me... because that's what people do when you tell them you're bi! *is annoyed now* *hugs Chloe* Nos da!)
Alexandria: Can I go have a look at some?
Bethany: *she kisses her back, cuddling against her* I don't deserve you... You're perfect.
Isabelle: Fun. *she grins*
Lily: Do what myself?
Onwa: Of course.
You're right, you don't deserve me. You deserve more than perfection.
James: Very. Arms or legs?
Manuel: *shrugs* that depends what you're buying.
(..Clara's blocked me on Twitter..)
(That.. hurts..)
Aww jai... -cuddles-
I'm going to bed guys. Goodnight.
(She blocked snow too..)
*hugs Jai*
:(((((((((
And btg... :c
(Sorry Dug.. Me and Snow will have a talk but.. BTG might have reached its end.)
Did something happen?
(No.. we didn't get a goodbye or anything.. She just blocked us both..)
That's...not very nice.
[isn't sure what else to say...]
[leaves hugs for Jai and Snow]
(*hugs back*
*leaves to curl up and.. sleep.. eventually*)
(*repeatedly hits things over and over again* THis wall will break before my spirit does, even if my hand breaks before the wall. )
(I can't sleep, I want to kill something, someone ughh !! stop it stop it stop it! 30 mins I can try in 30 mins... )
(fuck 30 mins i'm going now! see you tomorrow when hopefully I am not as pissed)
Goodbye
I love you, Noelle.
Noelle, don't go, please...
*hugs tightly*
I love you, Noelle
Please don't go
Just a song, for anyone who's feeling like giving up...
I know it won't matter, and you probably get tired of hearing it a lot... But please, never give up hope... <3 You all mean so much to me. *hugs*
(Noelle please don't.. we all love you and want you here..)
(Clara blocked me months ago)
Noelle..
Please, stay. I'm here if you need me...
*hugs gently*
(@Chloe the last time she talked to me was the 17 of July.)
(Was it?
Not long after she left I tried to message her but I couldn't)
Idk maybe she just wants to have time alone¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
(I asked her if she'd noticed me and snow had emailed her.
She said she had nothing to say. She finds herself rather preoccupied at present.
Nothing since then..)
(*hugs draggie and jai*
Hopefully she'll contact soon
Rp Jai?)
*hugs Inky* :)
*is probably going to Ikea maybe tomorrow* *wonders why Ikea doesn't have a day where people can play hide and seek in the shop* *or laser tag* *both would be cool* *could totally set up a sniper position next to idk maybe the cafe although realistically the little shop that sells biscuits* *because biscuits*
(*hugs Chloe back* Mmm.
Hey draggie.
Sure Chloe :)
(That would be awesome draggie!)
Clocky: that's okay though... You're still kind to me
Mark: *smiles gently at her*
Thank you.. for forgiving me.
Clocky: it's okay *ticks fastly*
*covers her chest quickly*
*does it out of embarrassment and trying to hide something *
*over where her heart is, there is a heart shaped clock embedded in her chest*
IT TOTALLY WOULD INKIE AND THEY'D EARN SO MUCH MONEY LIKE IDEK. Charge £20 for laser tag per person or £10 for hide and seek and they'd earn MILLIONS in a few days.
(Hehe you must suggest that and then we could all play and I can beat you XD)
(*rolls eyes* It'd be anarchy.)
Mark: *and, you know, the two mounds either side of that clock might want hiding too!*
*stereotypical heart shaped clock or realistic heart shaped clock?*
So.. we should get back?
(Jai! XD)
Clocku; *stereotypical
It's mre romantic*
That's a good idea
(What!)
Mark: Okay.. I'm gonna shift, its easier for me to walk that way.
*smiles and shifts*
Clocky; I'll shift roo... *concentrates and shifts*
*her pained screams turn to a jowl as her bones crack and realignI
*isnnow a wolf*
Eh last time I actually played laserquest I got like 8% accuracy. *would probably leave the Ikea laser tag to Sophia because idk she's better* XD
(Hehe and I can imagine hide and seek would be difficult for you XD)
(She is better, when she remembers there's no head tag.)
Mark: *winces at the scream*
*licks the side of her muzzle, whimpering gently*
I CAN STILL FIT UNDERNEATH THE BEDS I THINK ER MAYBE.
Clocky; *shoots off running towards his home*
(Hehe XD I can't even imagine how tall you are
Oh! You can pretend to be a lamp and bit a shade on your head!£
Silente XD
The 8% might be because like I was shooting my friend in the back then realised nothing was happening because he was on my team :P *totally pro at laserquest*
( *throws a hand up and shakes it slightly with his other hand* mornin' )
Inky eh tbh I think it sounds bigger than it is but Starfish wanted to take a picture of the height difference between me and Silente XD
Hey Con. :)
hellloooo
(There's a laser zone in swansea
It's fun ^.^
Morning k)
(Right XD
Hey F)
(You want to know how tall he is? He's f****** MASSIVE.)
Mark: *yelps and sprints after her, grinning*
(Also hi people who appeared.)
Hey Fera. :)
( I'm 6'1" maybe 6'2" )
Clocky; *continues to run*
(Hehe XD I would love to meet you guys XD)
(I thought jack was tall
He's 6ft 2
And he's still growing XD)
Silente I'm NOT everyone else is SMALL XD
Hey guyssss.
I made a horrible mistake.
I went outside with a flower hairband on.
And i'm terrified of bees.
Thank god none of them tried to pollinate.
Ariadne I watered a bee yesterday when I was watering the plants outside XD Didn't think it appreciated it :)
(Dragon the giant XD
Hey Gem)
hey clo, dragona, jai :) I am 5"8-getting to 9 ish XD
I wish I could go ;-; Why do I have to live in Czech republic...
Mass Effect jokes.
A Quarian exercising.
It was Car'Dio vas Cular.
(My friend midge is called midge for a reason
He used to be really short
Now he's taller than me -_-
I'm 5ft 3)
Maybe here. Erm. Going out in an hour. Having lunch during that time.
(@Draggie you're GIGANTIC!!! Like, seriously dude!!! AND YOU'RE STILL GROWING DAMMIT!!!
@gemmy that wasn't very smart xD)
Mark: *runs faster, panting, catching up to her*
*smiles over at her dopily*
*pounces, knocking her onto her side, pinning her on her back*
*licks the tip of her nose then pauses, looking at the clock*
*sniffs it*
(@Draggie it upsets me that I kinda understand that joke.)
(what height are you draggie? )
No it wasn't very smart. I took it off as soon as i realised.
-hugs Jai tightly-
No i don't think it would have appreciated that Dragona xD
Hey Star, have fun with that.
Hey Chloe, Frank, Keiron.
(Hey star
He's still growing ?!)
Clocky: *yelps and whimpers as he does*
lol, 'the hell is he growing XD :P
I'm 6ft 7. :)
*HUGS STARFISH*
(William Wallace was 6ft 7)
(@f guys don't stop growing till 21... roughly, obviously it slows once you have reached peak heights but other things still grow more...)
william wallace was a nasty dude. proper tough guy.
*suddenly feels short*
*hugs Dragona* Hi. :)
Yeahhhh I'm pretty sure I've stopped growing. XD
(*hugs gemmy back*
Yes. The BFFG is still growing.)
Mark: *looks at her questioningly*
*licks the clock gently*
(Leave the Scottish hero out of this... He doth not compare )
(*sings the William Wallace song from HH*)
dragona: ok? :P i know that ^_^ I was just messing around, saying why the hell is you growing still XD I hope by the time i am finished, will be around 6 foot.
(@Chloe xD)
(*kisses jack* you are tall to me sweetie)
Clocky: *ticks really fast*
Cheers Chloe XD *kisses*
Mark: *rubs his cheek against it, nudging it, not sure why it's there*
I think i've stopped...i'm the tallest female in my family i'm pretty sure and i'm like 5"7/8 i think...
SILENTE LETS SEE IF YOU UNDERSTAND THIS
A QUARIAN SHIP WAS UNDERTAKING A MINOR OPERATION.
THE CREW WERE SAID TO BE VAS IKTOMI.
(Oh also HEY JACKO
Also ewwwwwwwwwwww. Coupleyness.)
(*tries to kiss jacks nose*
*is too short*)
Clocky; *whines*
(*mutters* I better not have stopped growing..
@Draggie I don't think I understand that one..)
(*tackle hugs Gemmy kissing her* Girls don't stop till 19 roughly)
Mark: *shifts off her, feeling bad*
SILENTE MINOR OPERATION VAS IKTOMI SOUNDS LIKE VASECTOMY.
(Ewwwwww. Too many people kissing!)
*laughs* hehe, awwwww Chloe
Hey Jai!!!! How's you?
Clocky; *gets up and licks his muzzle*
(@draggie vasectomy?)
( OW! why'd you have to bring up vasectomies)
It's a type of operation Silente to sterilize people XD
jack: you're still 0"4 taller than me :P
(@Jacko everyone keeps kissing!!! It's yucky!!!)
Mark: *rubs his cheek against hers, looking concerned and questioning*
(Ohhhhhhhh.
Oh! That's the female one!)
Still growing Fera, I've grown quite a bit since Chloe saw me
Hey draggie, how's you?
Hehe, there there Jai XD
I'm good thanks Ed. :) You?
(*sulks*)
Clocky: *gives him an 'I'll explain later' look*
(*shudders*
*separates the couple's and glues them to opposite sides of blogland*)
I is very happy thanks draggie!!!!! And call me Jack
There there Chloe XD
*um... Is stuck to side of blogland*
Mark: *nods in reply*
*tilts his head back and howls loudly*
(*nods sternly, proud of my logic*)
(*is stuck*
*cries*)
Clocky: *watches him*
(*pats Chloe on the head*)
Mark: *continues howling, happily, hoping Clocky will join in*
(well that was mean jai :P )
@Dragona: I didn't get the second one, either. :P
*frowns* *doesn't like being glued*
Jack then XD
Silente that's MEAN XD If they want to idk hug and stuff let them XD
(It's not MEAN. They need to learn to live with longing?)
What glue did you use?
*curious*
(I want jack!)
Clocku; *tilt head back and howls*
(I used every type of glue star.)
Mark: *relaxes, eyes slipping fully closed, howling with her, ecstatic*
(*dissipates his clothes into shadow and walks free * *shadow walks to Gemmy and cuts her free* )
Hehe, thanks draggie XD
Chloeeeee
Clocky; *howls some more, happily*
(Jaaaaack!)
Starfish XD I think this website is crap XD
*um..... Unglues?* XD
fera: *summons acetone and uses it to free both of them*
(*glares at K*
*binds his magic and glues them both back to opposite sides of blogland* STAY!)
Mark: *nudges against her and stops howling, smiling*
Baby! -cuddles tightly and kisses him-
You saved me :D
-glares at Jai for being mean-
Overdosing sucks
The doctors have taken so much blood already
(*pouts*)
)*is free* yay! *runs and glomps jack*)
(*hugs Noelle tightly* But you're okay right??)
I expect I'll be discharged today
I'm so much thinner
( YOu can't bind this :P hehe *hugs her tightly kissing her* always :D )
(Oh Noelle,..)
Clocky; *stops and runs to cottage*
*hugs Noelle . . . * :/ :/
I hope you'll be okay . . .
@Dragona: What website? *looks confused*
XD *laughs at Chloe and Jack*
at least you'll be ok Noelle
*is glomped by Chloe*
*I hope your ok Noelle
♪can't touch this mmmm-mmmmpmmmmmm--- mmmmmmm♪ XD :P
(Please, please don't try again Noelle. Please just.. don't..)
(+kisses jack*)
*moons walks while song is on* XD
(*hugs noelle* be okay, it will get better)
*kisses Chloe* we made it, we unglued XD
(I'll never leave your side again !)
Noelle :(
Omg XD
What's the difference between a geth and a ginger?
Only one of them has a soul.
(Hehehehehe XD)
Wow draggie XD hehe
I'll never leave you too Chloe
@Dragona: What?
*doesn't get that one*
staR: gingers HAVE SOULS! IT PISSSES ME OFF! XD :P
@Fera: *looks confused*
(I love you jack )
Mark: *runs back to the cottage with her*
I got that joke!!!! *is happy* XD
I love you too Chloe
*continues to look confused*
star: *sighs* have you never heard of this joke? that gingers don't have souls? also...there was a guy on youtube who used to make these videos, shouting at the camera, saying that gingers do have souls....poor guy, must've been bullied a lot.
@Fera: I don't get why it's funny, though. :S
Star basically the Quarians started trying to kill the Geth when they became sentient and asked about their creation and whether they have a soul.
Clocky: *bohnds through the door*
Mark: *walks through after her*
staR: it's taking the mick, and also, because even most gingers say this as a joke...it's kind of a running gag...not really funny, but it's fun to bring up i guess? :P
@Dragona: Okay?
*is still kinda lost*
(+hugs jack*)
@Fera: Okay?
*assumes it's the kind of joke you need more context for . . .*
(*hugs thin air*)
Clocky; *shifts into human*
Mark: *stares*
*pervert*
*hugs Chloe*
Awwwww, there there Jai *gives you a kitten*
(*looks at the kitten*
*puts it down and watches it run away*)
*hugs jai*
star: I guess so :P
*kitten returns to Jai and stays with Jai*
I ded to happiness, cuz it's a good thing to have and i am also happy right now for some reason ^_^
(Rp sweetie??)
Clocky: *covers up and runs to the room she stayed in*
*puts a nightdress on*
(*kittens don't do that*
*they run around and attack everything*)
Mark: *pads to his own room*
*remembers he still hasn't bought any clothes*
*huffs*
Clocky; *dteps ou of the room* mark?
(Hear hear
I am happy too *smiles at jack*)
(Hear hear *is happy for reasons*
Sure Chloe, which one?
*um.... It's a magic kitten that doesn't run and attack*)
(Hear hear..)
Mark: *pokes his head out of his room, looking up at her*
(T and flauros?
Or Inkward?)
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