It's not easy writing a book.
I mean, it's easier than mining coal. It's easier than most factory work. It's probably easier than a lot of office jobs as well.
But STARTING to write a book... those first few inches you have to push that boulder till it hits the edge and starts to roll downhill... THAT'S the hard part.
Not as hard as teaching, granted. Or working on a farm. Or being a doctor or a nurse or a cop or a fireman. I doubt it's as hard as construction, either, or carpentry, or plumbing, or engineering.
But STILL...
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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MrBBWolf: *blushes, smiling*
A-as s-soon as I can af-fford..
*the soldier moves slightly when the blast hits, dying*
Elizabeth: I said hello, would it not be polite to answer?
Liliana: *she bites her nose again*
Parasite: You'd like Chicago?
Bethany: *she nods, climbing out of bed, putting on her underwear and her dress*
Chris; I'm sure our friends will help *smiles^
Onwa: *wriggles her nose, chuckling slightly*
Mm.. that's not a chew toy.
James: Yes.
*gets up, pulling on underwear, a shirt, trousers and one along the chest sheaf of knives*
MrBBWolf: H-hopefully..
Sure about that Jai? And you Sil, you sure about that? :P
What if Garrett helped Cole? What then? )
Gar: *sounds serious* Taw? Why are your scales showing? What's happened? Did it have something to do with the guy I saw coming out the hour when I came home? *raises an eyebrow*
Daisy: Well because I've told you why, well in the bag is some money... I did a quick stick up for it, coz you know being a wanted fugitive doesn't really help...
(well Con, in normal person (who can't really be called normal but here we are now) they don't really have thoughts about murdering people but each to their own really
And yeah... That's slightly odd K but thats your thoughts, as long as you don't make them reality then its cool I think.... :P )
Chris: *smiles* they will
MrBBWolf: *nods*
Morgan: Hello.
Sorry. *gestures at head* Bit busy
*the world is slowing down a bit for him now that he's lost that energy*
Taw: it's nothing... What guy? *tries to look confused*
*feels unbelivably guilty and uncomfortable*
Cole: *raises an eyebrow* you better get rid of that, you can have a nice life here
(Hey El ^.^)
Lilith: *drops slightly and yawns*
@Elleni: XD
And - I thought so (about there being nothing wrong with tattling). I don't see the issue with tattling, myself, but I don't see the issue with a lot of things that apparenlty 'clearly have issues,' so often I tend to assume it's just me . . .
Gar: Taw honey... Please don't lie... Did this man do something to you? Please tell me? *sounds worried and a little agitated because of Carmine*
Daisy: But wouldn't I need it for a nice life here?
(Hello El *offers hug* well said (in a nice way you know) )
(lol I won't make it reality... -glad it's cool, thought you'd all be scared.-
Con: yeh.. I suppose... I still want someone else to agree with me this oaf ^ doesn't count.
Hey El... so was it neither of us ? nahh *offers hugs*)
There we go! That wasn't so hard now was it? *smiles* That's barely anything... you must have done more to get the sanctuary on you ? *pauses* I could always make you a place to stay... if you don't want my place.
Taw: I don't know what you're on about... Where have YOU been?
Cole; nope
MrBBWolf: M-maybe it's time we rest..
Chris. *nods*
Lilith: *floats to the floor and curls up into a ball *
(if you say so :P *hugs* btw Daisey is Rhos not Gem :P)
Not really nope... money is for mortal folk.
Gar: Please... Just tell me... And I've been out for a long walk in the woods, got lost, slept in a tree and well came home yeah weird misadventures...
So please tel me what's happened I promise I won't be angry with you
Daisy: So I can just ditch the cash? And just get a house here?
*looks at Con* why the sanctuary are on me is a secret, i may tell you later as for the offer of a house... No thank you *smiles* thanks for the offer though
(Yeah El, Daisy is me Rhos not Gem
But dw bout it, tis all cool :P easy mistake to make :D )
(Elleni - All I can think to say at the moment is "nice going"?)
Liliana: *she grins, starting to chew on her nose*
Parasite: Then Chicago we shall have.
Bethany: *she cuddles Silente tightly*
Elizabeth: *she tilts her head slightly* That is alright.
Taw: are you sure you slept in a tree? *looks at him, eyes getting wet*
Cole; you can stay with me
(I'd say so El XD)
(I am not speechless, Elleni, I just think you did something both good and amusing - hence my answer.)
*smiles* yup no need for it really. *looks confused at the no thanks*
@Sophia&Elleni: :)
Gar: I swear on my life I did, *hugs her tightly* what ever it is, I promise you, its okay to tell me, honestly I'll never get mad at you.....
Daisy: Hmmm.... I'll have to consider that Mr Cole thank you for the offer... If I do take you up on it, then it won't be for long okay?
*looks at Con* what's wrong? I declined the offer because I don't really want somewhere permanent right now, if you catch my drift
(Yup El, you've got the humorous achievement :D well done )
Taw ; *pushes him away* why are you lying? I'm not an idiot... I know you were in someone's bed... *shakes and steps backward* you swore you wouldn't...
Cole: *shrugs* okay
(omg sweet :P I'm going Letterkenny the 19th july :P for 5 days whoop whoop I finally get to go to Ireland and see the giant's causeway.)
Ah. Okay then *half heartedly smiles*.
@Keiron: Ooh cool. :)
Gar: *stumbles back, with a hurt look* Taw... I'm not lying to you... I was honestly sleeping in a tree, it hurt and it wasn't comfy... Who told you i was sleeping in someone else's bed? And yes I did swear and i still stand by that... Honest
Daisy: *pats Con on the shoulder* don't be glum chum *laughs* and thank you Mr Cole
You both are really nice gentlemen
(Dang K you lucky sod :D
Please take pics of Ireland, I want to see what its like lol ) (that and it'll help my amazing plot.... Yeah... *shifty eyes 👀 * )
(Don't worry I plan to fill my phone. :P :D hehe )
Taw: he... He showed me. *looks away*
Come: you really don't have to call me mr
No problem Daisey. *looks at the hand* It's fine I just offered first *laughs*.
*cole
*Daisy
Gar: *pleads* Taw who are you going to trust, me or some random guy?
The man you love or this dude who has no emotional attachment to you?
Daisy: Well Cole, I find it polite to call you Mr you know and Con, I know you did and I'm grateful for the offer *smiles* it was kind
Taw: he showed me you in bed with another woman. And you're right, who should I trust? I mean, you did it before. You had a daughter you didn't tell me about... *looks to the floor as tears roll down her cheeks* I'm sorry *goes to run out of the room*
Cole: just helping a newbie
(Would the effects of the potion completely ware off??)
(Star - I responded to the roleplay.)
Gar: Well that was bull... He made it up somehow... I don't know how he did it... He's lying, I swear on all the love I have for you Tawnee and that... That was because... Okay you have a point there... *sighs* *stops Taw as she tries to leave* please don't leave... *sounds like he's in emotional pain and lots of it*
I'm sorry.... For the last time round and i promise you, I didn't cheat again
Daisy: *smiles* that you are Cole, that you are *nods*
(Yes, they would've by now Chlo :) )
(@Sophia: Right.
I'm not too reliable of a person, sorry. XD)
Morgan: Good.
(apparently it takes 8 hours on the bus to get there :P 2 to the coast 3 on the ferry and another 3 to Letterkenny not to bad tbh!)
Again no problem. *smiles awkwardly*
Cole; shall we get going?
Taw: *cries uncontrollably* don't you realise that even if you didn't I did something unforgivable? We are done *runs to the kitchen hysterically and grabs a knife*
(It is fine, Star.)
Elizabeth: *she sits down beside Ember, her eyes closed*
Morgan: *to Elizabeth* Are you alright?
(thats pretty good for going to Ireland :) (the time to get there )
Daisy: One moment please Cole before we go, *looks at Con* are you okay?
Gar: Nothing you do is unforgivable Taw! Honest! *runs after her*
What do you mean we're done? And please put the knife down! I don't want you to hurt yourself... Please... *emotionally breaks, and manly cries*
(is this the end of Tawnett Chloe? )
Cole: *waits€
Taw: I bloody slept with him! He comforted me... Made me tea and then I felt the strongest desire for him... *falls to knees* I don't k know how... *holds up knife* I I am so sorry... I knew it was a trick but just seeing it....
(No, not if you want, she's just reverted to how she was in the beginning)
(Okay. Here.)
MrBBWolf: *carefully drifts down, letting Chris go, scooping Lilith up, smiling*
Aww..
Onwa: *laughs, squirming, twitching her nose a lot*
James: Mm.. Good.
*cuddles her tightly back, smiling*
*kisses her gently*
Food time.
hello ^_^
Chris: *smiles* inky will be happy that she won't be waking up during the night
Lilith: *sleeps and makes little noises*
(Hey Fera
How art thoy?)
Elizabeth: Yes, I am just linking with my father so we can synchronise time. *her eyes begin to glow blue through her eyelids* *her voice takes on a calm quality, and it sounds as if several voices are talking at once* You are not from here. You seek my help. You wish to return home, and find those who sent you here.
Ember: *she wakes up, slowly, groaning* She's having one of those creepy psychic moments.
MrBBWolf: True. She's adorable..
Me? Yeh i'm fine... do you want me to come? I thought it'd be weird.... Are /you/ okay?
(yeh i thought it'd be longer than that, :P
hey Fera :P)
Chris: she will make a fine succubus *smiles*
Liliana: *she chews more*
Parasite: Insanity is beautiful.
Bethany: *she kisses her back, nodding, smiling, taking her hand and starting to lead her down the stairs*
well you decide really :P but I see... Okay, lets see if Gar cam do what he did before when this happened originally (when they first met) )
Gar: Okay so he's a sly bastard... Its honestly okay he obviously put something in the tea its okay... Just please put the knife down... Its okay, at least you knew it was a trick... So please listen to me... Remember when we first met, think back to then... When you wanted to die... And i stopped you... That was because I knew I had feelings for you back then and I still love you now... Please Taw...
Daisy: Yeah I'm okay and its up to you if you want to come *smiles* it won't be weird right Cole?
(Hey Fera )
Morgan: *watches her with interest* Pretty much.
MrBBWolf: *face drops slightly*
*swallows and nods, pulling on a smile*
Of course she will.
Onwa: *squirms back, falling out of the bed*
*blinks, surprised at having fallen, face shocked*
James: Hmm. Perhaps.
*squeezes her hand gently*
Taw : *falters* you've been nothing but good to me *sobs* and I did that,.. At least now I can be a decent meal for you...
Cole: *smiles* not at all
Chris: is something wrong?
Alright then, I'll ponder to you some more. *begins walking towards where Cole was facing -guessing as you said going etc?- *
Cole: *starts walking towards his home*
Gar: *kneels down in front of her* listen, I know I've been good to you and my heart says you've been good to me too, what you did that was just an accident, because you knew in their *points to where her heart is* in their, that he was lying... That I wouldn't cheat on you... And there's no way I would bite you... Never! I would rather eat myself! *places his forehead against Taw's* we'll get through this okay... Believe me....
Daisy: Well then its settled then *grins* the three of us are going to have a house party! To your house Cole! Woo!
Taw: *looks at him horrified* b but what if he...? I can't remember him putting on... Oh my god...
Cole: *smiles and raises an eyebrow* a party?
*looks to Cole then Daisy then back to Cole arching an eyebrow the entire time*
*sigh* *leaves*
(What is it fera?)
sorry, i am just not that great atm ^_^
(Skype me)
Gar: Don't panic... If you are... Then its your call if you want to keep it or not
If you're not then its okay either way its okay, I'll be by your side regardless of what happens, come on who else can put up with my craziness? *smiles*
Daisy: Yeah Cole *skips by his side* *looks over her shoulder* come on Con!
(what are you thinking K? ¬_¬ ) (<shifty face) )
Taw: that's true... *a tear runs down her right cheek* I love you... Thank you
Cole; inky is the one who throws the parties
(in all honesty dirty thoughts... like 2 dudes one girl all go into a house together only one comes out :P hehe
Or me? :/ *hugs F*)
*shadow walks to catch up to them looking concerned*
(K! XD )
Gar: *wipes the tear away* see and I love you too, I always will... *whispers* there's no need to thank me *kisses her*
Daisy: Who's inky? Do they good parties? If so lets bring them round! *smiles*
What do you think Con? Bring inky to the party? And what's with the concern, lighten up Mr strict... *while walking, does a little bit of random dancing*
(aww gawd man... GG, true... I can see what you mean.. But yeah XD kinda awkward... Lol )
Taw; *kisses* a notmal person would've walked away now...
Cole; inky is a childhood friend of mine
*hugs keiron* :)
Gar: Since when were we normal? *winks and kisses again*
Daisy: Ohhh I see, *grins* do you like her? You know like like? *raises an eyebrow*
(yeah once she's cool with people, she's a bit crazy and in touch with her inner child )
(i get that but shh :P
and nice that she is comfortable with us I could get down with tht if I was keiron not Con :P he doesn't have feelings)
Well I think it's up to Cole here if we even have a party.
(not like that... )
Taw: true... *kisses*
Cole: good god no... *thinks of anna*
*remembers that she loves jes*
hey daisy..sorry for not saying hi back, but i am gonna do it now, hi ^_^ :)
(*hugs f again* You okaii :/ ?)
(Its cool Fera *hugs* )
(Awwww Con has a crush :P )
Gar: See *smiles* you now understand why we haven't walked away from each other *kisses her nose*
Daisy: Okay, I was only messin... *notices the lost in thought look* do you have someone special?
*looks to Con* *smiles* I certain its okay to have this party Mr Cagey... *laughs again*
Taw: *wraps arms around his neck* there is no one else I want to be with
Cole: the party is fine... I did have someone once
MrBBWolf: Nothing, its fine.
*smiles*
(Con: why are you shipping youself with me? :/
*cough* shh.)
Oh okay then *smiles for real letting his guard down a little* I am not cagey... Miss *gestures crazily before sighing* hmph nothing comes to mind *laughs*.
Chris: if you are sure...
MrBBWolf: Shall we get back?
Chris: *smiles and looks at lil* yes
(Con, I'm not I'm shipping Daisy TC because you I can :P
And yeah K you tell him! :D )
Gar: *smiles as Taw does her work* thats my favourite thing right there *winks* and awwww I don't want to be with anyone else either, I rather be here with you and happiness
Daisy: *smiles to Cole* yay and awww... *friendly hugs* I won't pry... Because that sounds painful... *after hugging she turns to Con* see, told you its okay and you do seem cagey... Well maybe cautious... And awww that's funny how you're trying to make a nickname for me *smiles* its appreciated
MrBBWolf: I'll race you?
Taw: and we have the kids *smiles weakly*
Cole: *huggles* it was ... Painful
Chris: *smirks* try it wolfie darling
MrBBWolf: *grins*
I'll give you a small head start
Gar: See, we have them too, one big happy family
Nothing will get between us, The Falcones *grins*
Daisy: Well if you want to talk about it, I'm sure I can help you out *smiles a little*
Chris: yay! On your marks, get set, go! *starts running*
Elizabeth: There will be death if you continue. If you wish to do so, Aztraya would be a good place to start. You have two places to search for answers, this timeline and another. Your quest will result in the death of an innocent.
Liliana: *she laughs* Oh gosh you just fell out of bed!
Parasite: You have not yet seen the beauty in it.
Claire: And where have you two been? Wait, I don't want to know.
Taw: *smiles to self* I'm not a falcone yet *yawns*
Cole: I'd rather not talk about it *smiles*
(Con: I'm guessing that was " I'm shipping her with you because I can" Which is what I was going for... I mean I don't want to get creepy... although she's kinda cute if that's her.
*facepalms* shushing both of you. :P)
I have every right to be cautious... you could be sent here to kill me after all. I'll get one just you wait *pouts*. *looks sadly towards Cole* We're here for you...
Cole: thank you, but I'm dealing with it...
MrBBWolf: *grins, holding Lilith tight, spreading his wings, flying radiply towards the house*
Onwa: *blushes*
*holds her head high*
I did not fall, I strategically retreated to a lower location.
James: Hmm.. Perhaps I haven't.
We've just been upstairs, bonding.
Chris: *laughs and runs faster*
MrBBWolf: *flies faster, grunting slightly at the effort*
Chris: *starts losing distance and tries to keep up* hey!
MrBBWolf: I'm w-winning
*pants slightly, sweating*
Gar: Well let me fix that then, miss tired
I have the perfect plan *holds Taw in a hug and shadow walks them both to one of those little churches in Las Vegas* well surprise *grins*
Daisy: Okay Mr Cole *nods* I get you
*laughs at Con* you have a point... Yes I'm here to eat your liver! Kidding of course
I'm not here to kill anyone so you let your guard down and awww yay *grins*
(well my profile pic is what Daisy looks like so feel free to crush
And K I will not be silenced! :D )
Chris; *struggles to keep up, cottage is in sight* a bit more..
MrBBWolf: *flies faster*
Taw: *looks around, eyes wide* garrett. ..
Cole: *arrives at his hand made cottage* here we are
Chriz: *trips over*
MrBBWolf: *sees him fall*
*immediately stops, like he's hit a wall*
*lands quickly, running over to Chris*
Are you okay?!?!
Gar: That's me *still with that grin on his face* come on, it'll be our turn soon *takes Taw's hand and leads her to the reception desk*
Daisy: Wow *eyes wide* that's amazing! I'm in awe at this... Just wow!
(Con: ... *sigh* cute.
But... what if things... )
*loosens his shoulders walking with a slight bounce* Happy ? *Grins* Do you have a nickname you'd like to be called?
*looks at the cottage* sweet crib
Chris: *get up and smiles* fine *ignores the cut on his leg and runs*
Taw: *squeezes his hand and mouth hangs open*
Cole: it isn't much
(Another friends reference I see)
(sorry if I'm slow... i'm occupied kinda and I keep analyzing things)
MrBBWolf: *blinks, confused, holding Lilith tight*
*was legitimately worried*
(well yeah I guess it is Chlo, I guess it is :D )
(awwwww Con, trust you man... And whatcha mean K? I don't get you?)
Liliana: *she laughs more* You totally fell! Your face!
Parasite: If you do not enjoy it, of course you have not.
Claire: Oh, yeah, sure. I really, really don't want to know so please just shut up and eat your pizza.
Chris: *laughs to self and gets to the cottag first*
(Friends is a good show ^.^)
Onwa: I did not! I'm much too graceful to fall!
James: True.
Is it in the oven?
*has Beth stopped blinding everyone?*
MrBBWolf: *turns stiffly to look at him, blinking*
I..
(and its cool, the question was for the earlier comment K)
Gar: Excuse me
Receptionist: Yeah?
Gar: I want a wedding please
Receptionist: Sure... Give it 10 mins and the church is yours *smiles* congrats in advance
Gar: Thank you and thank you again *smiles*
Well there go Taw hun, we're getting married
Daisy: It isn't much!? Its amazing to me!
Yes I am happy thank you Con and no, see what you come up with for a nickname *smiles*
(sorry bout the two part comment, weird shiz happened with my phone lol )
Chris: *smirks*
(Yes, yes it is ⌒.⌒ I totes agree Chloe )
MrBBWolf: *slowly walks over, holding Lilith tightly still*
(*feels so sorry for wolf, he's confused now, and slightly upset*)
Elleni, i don't know wether to take that as an insult or not ;)
And aww Keiron i'm glad you liked it. And if you guys like cute stuff and practically all SP ships, read my next few fanfic chapters of the Christmas dance.
Liliana: Your face said otherwise!
Parasite: *she thinks for a moment* We have five hours.
Claire: Yep.
(The glow has got less, but it will still be shining brightly, Jaimie.)
Taw: I ... I can't believe it... *is in shock* earlier.,, I was preparing for you to leave me ... And now... *wipes eyes*
Cole: *smiles* thanks *opens the door*
(I mean if he gets lead on he might kill some people... he isn't the best with feelings.
Con: Trust me to like a cute person? *nods to K* I kill anyway. :P)
Are we going in? *smirks*
I need to come up with one? what if I offend you?
Chris: are you okay? *frowns*
(Oops)
Onwa: *rolls her eyes*
My face clearly lied.
James: 5 hours.. hmm..
Good.
*opens the oven, grabbing the two pizza boxes*
MrBBWolf: I.. you've c-cut yours-self-f..
(New as in a new chapter? so soon? :P Np :) I always enjoy your writing :P I read it super fast with spritz at 1000 words per minute. :P)
Chris: *looks at his leg and winces at the blood* I did...
MrBBWolf: C-come inside..
*opens the door for him*
Chris; *walks inside, limping slightly*
*smiles taking the offer stepping into the cabin after Cole*
(Well I'm not planning on leading Con on you know... Im not sure how Daisy feels about Con... Yet.... Yeah )
Gar: I know *smiles* but, its all true and happening, there's no backing down now
So are you ready to commit? *smiles again*
Daisy: You're welcome Mr Cole
Con, you won't offend me unless it is really offensive you know *smiles* and yes we are going in *goes in through the open door*
Thank you again Mr Cole
(Hey Gem :D )
MrBBWolf: *closes the door*
*runs to the nursery, putting Lilith to bed*
*runs back, lifting Chris, carrying him to the kitchen*
Taw: *squeezes his hand* I devote my entire life to you
Cole: just Cole, not mister *takes them I to the living room* any drinks? Food ?
Chris. Where would I be without my handsome prince?
Gar: Awwwwww *smiles incredibly happily* thats just awwwwww thank you *hugs Taw tightly*
Daisy: Okay so just Cole it is then *smiles* and have you got any Doritos please?
MrBBWolf: L-limp-ping into the k-kitchen?
*sets him down*
*gets the first aid kit, sanitizing the cut, cleaning it*
(Con: Ok *smiles* :P
I was just saying just incase you were going to kill him he might not appreciate that.)
*smiles following into the living room* Only if you have...
*Looks to Daisey* What about Daisinator ? makes you sound badass *smirks*
Taw: *huggles tightly* for better or for worst, I am here
Cole: Doritos ?
Chris: *shrugs* true... And alone
MrBBWolf: Y-you'd have Inky..?
*makes sure it's clean before trying to decide if it needs a bandage or stitches*
(my phone keeps changing Daisy to Dasiey :( )
No, not yet Keiron. I'll do it when i get my mum and dad's laptol. And i'm working tomorrow and friday...
Chris: *shrugs* she has her own family, I would be intruding
(well i don't intend to kill Con either so you're both lucky ;) )
Daisy: *smiles* sounds good, although it makes me sound like the terminator or something like that *giggles*
*looks at Cole* you know.. They triangle shaped crisps yeah those ones
Gar: Awwwww thats the perfect vow there *smiles* I make the same to...
*the doors open and the couple comes out*
...you too, and now its our turn *smiles and leads Taw to the doors* here we go
Cole: I've never heard of those... But I have cake
Taw: *gulps, slightly nervous* here we go *squeezes his hand*
MrBBWolf: It isn't-t int-truding..
Chris. It would be, and I probably wouldn't have stuck around if it wasn't for you
Daisy: You seriously need to try some, they're great! But yeah I'll settle for cake then please *smiles*
Gar: Yeah... *sounds nervous* here we go *squeezes her hand back* together in three... Two.... One *he walks in through the doors to the vicar, dude inside*
MrBBWolf: Y-You would have..
*decides its worth a bandage*
*wraps his leg tightly*
daisy: *hugs*
keiron: not really but i am gonna be fine thanks ^_^
(alright :) just the way you put it thought there was more already ...
Con: I'm lucky ;P alright. hehe
@F my skypes there if you want.)
Yeh that's what I was going for... badass killing machine in a cute body. *clears throat* a human body...
*quickly looks to cole* I'd love some cake.
Chris: *shakes head* I only stayed for you
Cole: what flavour?
Taw: *walks with him* I cant believe this is actually happening
MrBBWolf: *kisses the bandage gently*
You have multiple? If there is velvet then that please :)
Liliana: Or perhaps your mouth is. *she grins*
Parasite: Lots of time.
Bethany: Which one is mine?
Cole: *nods* velvet, got it
*to daisy* and you?
Mmh. Still not 100% a fan of the whole marriage thing. :P
(each tp their own star ^.^)
Morgan: Right.
*frowns, thinking*
And if I adapt my quest so instead of fighting to return to my own world, I fight to get a stable internet connection through, will an innocent still die?
@Chloe: Yup. :) :)
(more of what? And yes you're lucky Con :P )
Daisy: *blushes* thank you... *smiles* that's real sweet
And Cole, do you have chocolate please?
Gar: I feel you hun, never thought I would do this before I met you...
*he stops before the Vicar*
Vicar: Can I help you?
Gar: I would... Like.. A wedding please... Yeah
Vicar: Okay *smiles* can I just say before we start, that you two look like a perfect couple
Onwa: Hmm.. definitely my face. My mouth would never lie.
*grins*
James: *smiles* Lots.
*opens one*
Mmmm.. not this one.
*hands her the closes one*
(tbh I hope I get married in the future ^.^ its just, weddings are so fun ^.^)
COle: chocolate coming right up *goes to the kitchen*
Taw: *blushes and smiles to herself* t thank you
(Can you just walk into a church and get a wedding like that? Because often when I go to my church, the vicar's like (in vicarspeak, not in mespeak. I'm paraphrasing :P) "Yeah, I have some bands of marriage to publish for these people getting married in another church somewhere, this is for the third time of asking, these two people wanna get married, does anyone object?" and like, he asks us three times on three separate weeks or so. :/ Idk how well my experience relates to the rest of the world though.)
(more of Gemma's Chapters. I thought there was more the way she said it :P
Con: Oh! really? :D *smirks* how so? )
Sweet like chocolate cake *smirks at his awful joke*
(no you need to book it Star... that sounds weird... ehm you are only meant to ask that once... if no one objects then it continues to the vows.)
@Chloe: :) Well, in that case, I hope you get married, and I hope it's really enjoyable for you. :)
If someone really wanted to marry me properly and I liked/cared about them enough, I'd marry them with a proper wedding, I guess.
I could easily see myself just getting a legal certificate of marriage with a friend for the tax benefits. XD
@Keiron: *nods*
awwwww thats adorable Chloe :) )
Gar: *grins and kisses Taw's cheek* thank you Sir
Vicar: You're both welcome *smiles* now shall we begin?
Daisy: Thank you Cole *smiles*
*looks at Con* who is? *smiles sweetly* (yeah that's coz she thinks con has just complimented her ;) )
(Star, I know in Las Vegas you can do this sorta thing because they have mini churches there and people get married at them and in them the vicar dude, can be dressed as Elvis or someone like that you know
But in a normal church, I don't think you can do that :) :) :) )
(Con, you're lucky on the sense that Daisy isn't like harlequin from batman and doesn't try kill you ;P.)
(thanks star ans rhos ^.^)
Taw: Im ready *smiles*
COle: *comes back with chocolate and velvet cake*
(Con: If I was the joker I'd be into that :P
she used to be his physiatrist btw.)
*smirks almost choking on his words* You are *looks away quickly hoping for cake to break the awkward* (Con: that's because I did )
(yeh in places like that it's possible, in a proper church no... )
*smiles at the cake* thank you ! None for you ?
Cole: nah, im not hungry
@Rhos: Ah kay. :)
But it's cake... *offers him some of the velvet* everyone has room for cake.
(You're welcome Chloe ⌒.⌒ )
(Hello again El :) )
Vicar: Okay, we shall begin
Dearly beloved we're gathered here today to witnesses the marriage of this gentleman *gestures to Gar* and this lady *gestures to Tawnee* *skip over all the other bits and pieces la la la la* does anyone have any objections?
*the room is empty*
Vicar: Okay then, groom did you prepare your vows?
Gar: I did *nods and smiles*
Vicar: Please read them aloud
Gar: Okay,
So Tawnee, ever since I first met you, I knew I had some kind of connection to you I couldn't explain it at first but now I know... It was love for you
So onto mt vows:
I vow to, never leave your side regardless of what happens, I vow to spend my life with you and always love you to the end of days and beyond *smiles*
To help you and cherish you, in sickness or in health for better or worse, richer or poorer, till death do us part *whispers* if you die first, I'll revive you *smiles*
Vicar: Well said my son, well said *smiles* *gestures to Tawnee* now it is your turn
Daisy: *smiles at Con and blushes again* thank you, you're too kind *gratefully accepts the chocolate cake* thank you kindly Cole *smiles*
(yeah I know that K, I believe it was she who broke the joker out as well i remember my friend told me that
Lol Con... I didn't know you did that sorta thing ;)
And awwww little compliments too )
(And yup, that's the joys of the Vegas churches :D )
(Yup, its cool star :D
I only know of these churches because of friends XD )
(yeh she broke him out :P and joined with him "continuing his care" love batman :D
Con: I'm not all bad, I just enjoy the odd death especially when they get in my way. She Deserves them... :P
I know of them through general knowledge of the world via tv and movies etc :P)
*blushes eating a spoonful of cake getting some on his face too busy looking /elsewhere/ *
Cole: seriously, I am fine. Your welcome Daisy
Taw: um *blushes* when I woke up after you rescued me, I thought I was dead, because you are so handsome and just seeing a handsome stranger watching over me... you've rescued me numerous times, both from my past and from myself. It was because of you I saw the light and now I have a family to cherish forever.
I vow to stay by your side forever ad ever, to remain faithful to you and only you. I will love you, in sickness or in health, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, till death do us part
Okai then *smiles* thanks *continues eating trying not to spill*
Cole: *sits on the seat facing the window*
(oh, btw
im thinking of introducing a new character ----------->)
(exactly, that's the best way to care for someone lol :D
Break them out of the loony bin and go full criminal and all that :P )
Daisy: You sure, you aren't hungry? *starts eating her cake too*
Vicar: *wipes away a tear because he is so touched*
Gar: *does the same*
*there's not a dry eye in the room*
Vicar: That was a lovely vow *smiles* I now pronounce you husband and wife or wife and husband, you may kiss the bride
Gar: *kisses Tawnee full on*
Me and Cat are arguing again. -_-
She refuses to admit when she's wrong and it pisses me off. -_-
Also, wbd. I have six tabs open and am trying to sustain conversation on four of them and have been all day. I can't handle this shit. :P
(Hmmmm interesting character Chloe
How you goin do the intro?
Are you going to go down the quiet entrance route or the enter with a bang sorta route? )
Cole: I am sure
Taw: *also kisses full on*
*wraps arms around his neck*
(I haven't decided yet! I don't even have a name, a personality type
which part of my personality haven't I covered yet?
*thinks* I also need a background story)
(maybe have them meet us ? :P and yeh go full insane always works)
(hmmm I haven't got enough details worked out yet
inky- childish/ normal me
felix- badass/mean me
tawnee- happy me
cole- caring me
alys- shy me
chris- reasonable me
flauros- angry me
have I missed any aspects of myself?)
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