As a treat, and to help you pass the time until I announce the title of the new book, the kindly folks at Harper Collins have come up with something that thrills me to the very core — a throwback to my childhood love of video arcades and all things Space Invaders...
http://www.skulduggerypleasant.co.uk/game/
Unbelievably awesome...
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«Oldest ‹Older 1401 – 1600 of 4768 Newer› Newest»(Sophia...you were right about the whole year thing...
But I don't want to be alone for a year...
Yeah sure I have you guys.
But I don't want to be stuck on the computer all the time typing.
I'll still be alone in my room.
David and Adam live in East Kilbride...I won't get to see them.
Stuart hardly talks to me.
Kris is in England and so is Jai.
I have no one...
(*shakes head at Boy*
Not helping yourself.)
(Wow.
I saw a lot of things coming.
But that? That right there surprised me.)
(*sits and cries into her pillow*
Y-you were wrong about me John...
But i'll be alone now...so it's fine...you got what you wanted...
*Cuddles Jaimie tightly*)
Liliana: *she kisses her passionately back, pulling her close*
Bethany: ... Do you think she will be?
Claire: I'm a vigilante, idiot. And she is a criminal. This is what I do. *she draws her pistol* If you want, I could shoot her in the shoulder? Although, I'd really hate to do that. Selling damaged goods and all that. I'm afraid she won't do much in terms of moving. I paralysed her. *she pulls out a needle, waving it a little* Specially designed to stop vampires in their tracks - derived from their serum. I made it myself. Just give the order and I'll shoot her. It's not like it matters to me what condition she's in.
Lily: Yes. *she nods* White is so much better than red.
(*cuddles Gemma tightly back* shh.. it's okay..)
Onwa: *smirks*
Mmm..
I do.
James: shoot her.
Manuel: I have to agree.
(Gemma - Just because you do not have a boyfriend, does not mean you are alone. Actually, it means the opposite. People in relationships tend to talk to each other and not a great deal to anyone else. So by being alone, that will not happen - so you should get closer to your friends.)
(I don't have any friends. The ones I have live ages away...apart from Stuart but he hardly comes out of his room...)
(Brb. Teeth.)
Liliana: I always thought I was rather shallow.
Bethany: Would he kill her?
Claire: Sure. *she shoots the mannequin in the shoulder, playing the very realistic sound on her phone whilst doing so* *she places her hand on her forehead, as if she has a headache, concealing her eyes for a moment - in which time, she has made the mannequin shift slightly to "protect" the wounded area, but only slightly to convey the concept of paralysis* *crimson paint leaks out of the wound* Damn, I think I have a migraine coming on. Could we make this deal quick?
Lily: I think we will get along rather well. *she smiles*
*pokes her head hesitantly out from behind the trees*
...
*wonders if now's a bad time to reveal who she is*
*though she finally thinks it may be time*
...
*yet she kinda liked being a shadow...*
Onwa: Hardly.
..Yes...
James: Mmm..
*watches it all very closely*
Manuel: I hope so. Here we are.
*opens the door to his quaint little cottage*
(@The shadow go ahead and reveal yourself if you wish.)
(In twenty seven years, I have had one boyfriend and one one-night-stand with a woman when I was rather drunk. Admittedly, I am somewhat introverted and I never really had any friends when I was younger to begin with, but nevertheless.)
*wait*
*so Cheryl is fictional,
And is actually the boy / K*
*I'm so bamboozled*
*no one has to explain if you don't want to?*
*it'll be okay*
Liliana: Mmm...
Bethany: Would he kill her immediately or...?
Claire: I have not had exactly the most stress free day. Are you coming or what? I want my money, and I don't want to get shot by the police.
Lily: *she smiles* It's cute, and beautiful.
(*hugs Sophi*
Ah. I have the ded.
I dedicate to Gemma. She's my friend, my sister. I hate how much pain she's been through cause of guys. Yes, she's been foolish, but still.. She's brilliant.)
(I think you're right Elleni... since I went out with George I've never been out of a relationship for long, which is probably why I'm so scared of being alone...it's been like 3 years since I've been alone for a long time...
I'm kinda scared...loneliness is really my biggest fear...
All the other fears seem so little...the darkness isn't as scary when you're with someone.
Onwa: *smiles*
Hmm.. May you tell me how you killed each of the angels?
I'm not sure..
James: I'll leave money by the window, in return you leave the girl. Understood?
Manuel: Why thank you..
*opens the door*
(Lonely - I once said that no one here is ever new, and that those who claimed to be so were just attempting to hide themselves. It is somewhat pessimistic, but entirely true. It is actually rather sad, coming to think of it.
*hugs Jaimie back*)
*feels totally mind fucked*
*yeah not pretty*
*I'll see you guys around sometime*
*probably the week after next*
*because next week I'm on holiday so no blog and im thiking of staying away for the rest of this week*
*because yeah mind fucking... *
*anyway, I'll see you guys around sometime
Peace*
*hugs*
*waves and poofs*
*thank you Soph*
*so my above was right
Mind fucked*
*nice... *sarcastic tone*
*properly poofs now*
Liliana: Mmm... If I can remember them. Lily I stabbed in the chest and slit her throat whilst she was asleep. Rebecca, I think, I suffocated her with her wings. Rachel I impaled...
Bethany: I'm worried...
Claire: Of course. I was expecting to see you, though. *she smiles* Part of me actually wanted to watch what you'd do to her.
Lily: *she waits politely for him to enter*
(*hugs the person*
@Soph 0hjkxoUwZxY8lVVNMDuyOKD/biifR1n+bub8UQnpK2hBv2p+JJ8eV+8DOVuCiWkbio8xtU9TXpIx22eLdyTf5kpYHJELx0zvs1RUXMtzwpj/xhBxciYU78E1tk2bDaFV
(Check your email, I'll explain.)
Onwa: *smiles slightly, leaning back*
Don't be.. it's fine.
James: Then you aren't a very good vigilante.
Manuel: *walks in, holding the door for her*
(Alright, Jaimie.)
*wishes goodnight to Adam and Aria*
*and a goodbye to Lonely*
*shadow never pretended to be new*
*she was just... here*
*is finding it difficult to show herself*
*also, her iPod is acting strange...*
Liliana: Lauren I decapitated, Katie I threw into a volcano...
Bethany: Okay...
Claire: I don't claim to be... Please could I watch? I'll just take the money and sit in the corner silently?
Lily: *she smiles, walking inside* It's nice in here.
Onwa: *raises an eyebrow*
*cuddles close*
James: No.
Manuel: *carefully closes the door*
Thank you. It's.. meant to be calming..
Liliana: I held her by the wings above the lava, then sliced off her wings.
Bethany: *she cuddles her closely back*
Claire: Okay. Fine. I'll go the moment I have my money.
Lily: It is. It's wonderful.
...
*mind is arguing with itself*
*half of her wants to say who she is, the other half wants to stay... not named*
*though she figures people will find out*
*Sophia had known since the start*
*wonders who else knows*
Onwa: *twitches a small smile, trying to control herself*
Continue.
Love you.
James: By the window.
*money slowly floats and then drops in front of the window*
Manuel: Good.. food?
(*hugs the shadow*)
Hmm... Earlier this morning I was fine. Now I'm starting to feel the effects of not sleeping until past 2:30 AM...
Good morning.
(*hugs angry lonely*
*hugs scar* Hey..)
Yikes... Was this a bad time to come on?
*knows who Shadow is due to a certain deleted comment*
*was told not to say anything, though she's like to*
Liliana: Annette I cut off her arm and beat her to death with it... She won't be forgiving me in a hurry.
Bethany: I love you, too. *she cuddles against her*
Claire: *she smiles* Thanks. *she moves to the window, picking up the money*
Lily: *she nods* Yes please... But I have rather strange dietary requirements. Nothing that is the result of the death of a living being, or is a dead being itself.
*she'd
Hi, Sil...
Onwa: *bites the inside of her cheek to stop from laughing*
James: Now leave.
Manuel: Hmm. Interesting. Any preferred food?
(*cuddles scar* hi.. sorry about earlier.)
...
*that deleted comment was an accident*
*she didn't mean for it to post...*
*is still thankful that Scarlet won't say anything though*
*returns Sil's hug and cuddle*
It's okay... How are you doing now?
*glances at Shadow*
*mumbles a you're welcome*
(I'm okay now.. Will probably sleep soon..
*has no idea who the shadow is*
*won't ask Soph or scar because privacy..*)
*nods*
Okay. I'm glad you're feeling better now though.
(*notices the time* Okay... I guess father and daughter movie night isn't happening... *sighs* Night.)
(Night saoirse.
How are you Scar?)
*silently thanks Sil*
*she'd rather reveal herself in her own time, though part of her wants it done sooner than later...*
(You're welcome Shadow :)
Hi.
Well.
That's
Somebody doesn't seem to understand rp's and characters...
Anyways...
Hi.
(I don't wanna go. I'm feeling down again. These mood swings are becoming too frequent, I can't get my head around it. *sits down* I might just hang about for a while if that's alright...)
Good night, Seir.
I'm doing well. Having trouble organizing some thoughts, but it's okay.
(*hugs Kas*)
Okay. Late comment is late. :P
Hi again, Seir. *hugs* I get what you mean. Mood swings are hard to deal with sometimes. I get them easily because two different personalities sharing a brain. :P
Hi Kas.
I didn't even get mood swings till I was 18. They're not fun, I know. But they'll pass.
(It sucks, one minute I'm hyper and the next I'm all moody and I can't be bothered to go on the trampoline with my sister which I always would have done had I not had a mood swing. Hate it.)
*hugs Seir and Scar* :)
Correction: author gets them easily. I'm me so that's different.
At least... I think? Now I'm confused. Oops. ^^'
(Good. I used to get the occaisional one, like, once a month when I was younger, this week I've been have up to five changes of feeling in one day.)
I understand. *nods and hugs*
(*jumps and swings on the lampshade*)
*tacklehugs Seir* :P
*returns the hug*
Same Kas, the mood swings started around the time author was 18.
Her aunt says it may be just something many teenagers go through, though some start later than others.
(*giggles as is tacklehugged* *presents Kas with the "Congratulations, you made me happy again" medal*)
*smiles*
Good to see you happy again, Seir.
(*grins* Thanks Scar.)
Darn, gotta go deal with laundry.
Be back soon!
(Byeee Scar, see you soon!)
(*whisper* Ellie, I would watch it but I don't have headphones and I'm supposed to be asleep... But I promise to watch it soon!)
(@Lucifer ...)
*cuddles, ignoring the medal* :3
(I don't need no medal :P)
Hello, everyone.
(*needs to get her "beauty" sleep (I sure need it :/)*
GOODNIGHT PEOPLE OF BLOGLAND! :D
*needs to say goodnight to the missing big brother*
KASSS? Where are yooouuuj? *giggles giddily*
OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME! *has a fit of giggling*)
Don't be so hard on Rhos, please.
But only if you're not so hard on Keiron.
Okay?
(OH YOU'RE BACK GOOOOOD! *presents Kas with a medal of humbleness* *dies from laughing* YOU TURNED ME INTO A MONSTER WITH ONE TACKLEHUG! O_O *dies again*)
In the last 38 hours, I only got 3.5 hours of sleep. I should sleep too.
(YES YES KAS)
Why are you handing me medals? Did you buy a box of chocolate medallions or something? Are you hyper because of the chocolate??? :3
*finally realized what happened as she didn't real the role playing earlier*
*blinks*
Huh...
*is distant while she folds the clean clothes*
(I donnoooooo. I have no chocolate but I'm hyper... :/ :D)
(GOOODNIGHTTT)
*wonders if she should wait and see before saying good night*
*smiles while watching the hyper happy two*
(Goodnight Scar!
Goodnight Kas!
*faceplants and snores softly*)
Good night, Adam.
(HYPERHAPPYTWOOO HYPERHAPPYTWOOO SAY IT ITS FUN!)
Night, Adam.
Everyone should chill out tbh. *sighs*
Or am I missing something? Tell me what I'm missing! JUST GIVE ME A REASON TO GET THE PITCHFORK OUT!!!
Night, Seir.
And to all UK minions who're going/went to sleep, sleep well. :)
(PITCHFORK YAY! *grabs a pitchfork and hugs it*)
Seirsha, uh... bed time, not hyper time? *cuddles*
*pulls Scarry into the cuddle*
Oh noes what have I done?
*laughs*
(Thank you Scar but despite my best efforts, I do believe I shall not sleep tonight.)
*cuddles both back*
:)
(*cuddles* CUDDLE TIME! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYASDFFGHHKKLSHDBYEJDNGCJDHEUMSJSJDHYDY
BLOB)
*pulls away the pitchfork and puts it away*
I did mention there being a reason to get the pitchfork out.
(*cries* I want my pitchforkkkkk,k)
Then I guess I /should/ have waited to say good night. :P
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYA
*laughs again*
Some first comment. XD
(I dedicate to Kas! *gives Kas a medal of wonderfullness, hyperness and a medal of yay*
I also dedicate to Scar! *gives Scar a medal of amazingness, boo ness and asdfghjklness*)
You can have the pitchfork in the morning, Seir.
For now, though... *hands her the RTG worm*
*blobness
Hear hear! And thanks! :D
*accepts her medals with a flourish*
(NOOO PITCHIE! Waaaaaaa. *pokes the RTG worm* I remember this strange contraption!)
*gives all the chocolate medallions to Scarry, hoping she won't get too hyper*
Hear hear! :) Scarry! :3
(*dumps a mound of chocolate on Kas*'EAT IT
Gosh, you two are distracting me from folding! x)
*pulls herself away from the iPod screen*
*RTG worm is warm and radiates heat*
*noms on chocolate*
CHOCOLAAAAAAAATE. :D
*uses chocolate as blankets*
Scarry, be wary of ninja blankets! :|
(*huggles le worm* Wifi goes in five so NIGGGGGGHHHHHTTTTTTT! *huggles Scar et Kassy* BYEEEEE!)
(*dives into the chocolate*)
Bye Seir! Good night!
Oh noesssss! Ninja blankets!
*karate chops a piece of chocolate*
*sees that it's the real thing*
Ooh!
*noms on a half silently holding the other out to Kas*
:)
(*realises she is about to fall asleep in her clothes rather than pajamas* WHOOPSIE!)
*laughs and gently pokes Seir*
Change and go to sleep silly you!
(In all seriousness, can I please just say a massive thanks to you both, I don't know what I'd do without you guys and everyone deserves friends like you. *huggles* Night now, see you tomorrow!)
(Changing is overrated. ;P)
Good night, Seirsha!
(Night Kas!)
Honestly, I didn't do anything. I'm pretty sure it was Kas. :) Who started it, at least. :P
*smile fades as she realizes something*
Hmm...
(*waits for the WiFi to cut out* *will not leave until then*)
*smiles again and pokes the hyper one*
(Just because he started it doesn't mean you didn't help it last! What did you realise?)
*smiles and eats the chocolate*
I'm glad you feel better, Seir. And you helped, Scarry. It's not just me.
(*is poked* HEY! *cries* KAAASSSSSS, SHE POKED ME! *pokes Scar*)
(Thanks Kas!)
What's wrong, Scarry?
*pokes them both*
There, I fixed it.
*shakes her head, smiling again*
Nothing, it's okay.
*grins*
*pokes Seir back and sneak pokes Kas too*
*runs away laughing*
*assumes Seir's wifi cut off*
Have a good night, you! Sleep well. :)
Hmm...
I'm gonna see if I can set up an email account on my iPod.
*chases and cuddles Scarry*
Idk... I usually feel so depressed in the evening. But you two cheered me up. :)
*cuddles warmly*
Try Gmail
Good night, Seir! *places the RTG worm near her to warm her up*
*cuddles back*
I'm glad to hear that, Kas. :)
And I was planning to. But... That means I'm going to have to log off this email and create a new one. I may be gone for a bit.
Aww :/
Why are you trying to open a new account?
Because... So I can have my own rather than using Lavender's...
Ya know... If I ever wanted to email under my own name...
If that's okay...
Okay...
I'm falling asleep with a smile on my face now. Thank you for that. Good night! :)
You're welcome. :) Good night, Kas.
Sleep well.
Okay.
I still agree with Sophia (I'm doing a lot of that lately :P).
And I also agree with Elleni.
Keiron wasn't being Cheryl in-roleplay. He was being her out of roleplay too. It was full-on impersonation.
That is why Rhos is mad, although I admit his reaction was a bit extreme.
However, if you're less used to everyone changing their identities and, to paraphase, fucking with your mind, ypur reaction would be more extremr. Just pointing out.
(this is just me...
I would like to apologise for my extremeness last night
I do have good reason for it
But yeah, it was a tad too extreme...
So yeah, I'm sorry for it
I've deleted it and now would prefer
That we leave dead things buried
Thank you
And I'll see you guys the week after next
Peace )
(*Sighs*
So pissed off and upset...
We're completely done...
I'm sorry this involved you as well Rhos...I can tell you got on well with Cheryl and it's all just been a big lie to get to me..
*Hugs Rhos tightly*)
Hi.
(Hey Kassy...
*Cuddles tightly*)
(*cuddles Kassy and Gemmy*)
(May I just point out - this is why anonymity is a bad thing.)
Liliana: Those are the most memorable.
Bethany: *she holds her close* Thank you for marrying me... I mean it.
Claire: Sure. *she starts to walk out* *at the very last second, just before the door, when she is out of sight, she ducks between two containers in a space adults cannot fit through*
Lily: I prefer drinking to eating, so when I have something to eat its usually rather small.
(Morning Jaimie...
What pisses me off more, is that Rhos started to like Cheryl.
And he used her to try and convince me Struan was gay and to trick me into going back out with him...)
(Struan is gay and you were already back out with me )
(*nods* the Rhos thing is bad..)
Onwa: *smiles*
Mmm..
*kisses her gently*
Thank you for marrying ME..
James: *teleports to the dummy's side, fixing a hand on its shoulder*
Manuel: *nods* fruit?
(Gemma - I, personally, would not go so far. He may been have attempting to help you rather than hinder in his actions. I rather think that his intentions were somewhat good towards you - not to Garrett, however. To Garrett he was an asshole. And should he actually decide to come on again, I will be saying exactly what I think on the matter.)
(Don't sit there on your pedasyol thinking you are better than me Adam you made her cry too... I just needed a break from being me.)
(Don't sit there on your pedasyol thinking you are better than me Adam you made her cry too... I just needed a break from being me.)
(@Keiron he doesn't have to pretend to be better than you. YOU FLIRTED WITH GARRETT. At least Adam only hit on Gemma. Cheryl was a friend and she was MADE UP.)
(Oh, he's actually turned up. Alright. Hello, Keiron. First - I have told people about the dangers of anonymity for a while, and no one has been exactly taking notice, because everyone here would "not do something bad" whilst being anonymous. But you have done exactly that. What you did to Garrett was disgusting. It is people like you who I was concerned about. I do not give a shit about your reasons for doing it - whether they be good or bad. The outcome is what matters to me. And you fucked up. Big time. It was not just a "mistake".)
(You also deceived and lied to her.
You also potentially manipulated her.
And she probably sees this as betrayal.)
(KUSCO)
Liliana: What are the various ways that you killed people?
Bethany: *she kisses her back* I would have always married you.
Claire: *she quickly shuffles between two containers, coming out behind him* *she quickly aims at him with her pistol, and pulls the trigger*
Lily: Mango... Banana... I like most fruit, actually.
Onwa: Hmm. Mainly I've just relied on my magic. I'm a fan of making it bloody and painful.
*smiles*
And I would have always married you.
James: *jerks, ducking and hissing, the shot landing in his shoulder*
*teleports away*
Manuel: I think I have mango?
( hit on flirt what's the difference he's your ex that was a new person I was being nice to ...I can't apolofize enough either you know.... I didn't manipulate her how could I were were already going out again.... I showed her that it is possible to get through this type of shit and people agreed... I made sense you know I did... Just because I pretend to be someone I'm not when that's what here is for... Are you actually a dragon is your name actually malygos / Lucifer and a devil ? None of us are who we say we are we come here to get away from something else or to face something as a different person I'd like to point out not once did I lie when helping when trying to reassure... Multiple people every bit of advice was from me. From personal experience... I didn't lie about the music I live hu I didn't lie about moral kombat only my name and back story the same as the rest of you)
(Ooops, bad timing, sorry...)
Liliana: Bloody and painful... Intriguing.
Bethany: *she kisses her cheek* It's our wedding night, isn't it?
Claire: Running from a ten year old? Seriously?
Lily: Whatever you have is fine. *she smiles*
Onwa: Is it?
*grins*
It is.
Manuel: *nods and goes to the kitchen*
*comes back with a mango for her*
(Keiron, we all know that Adam is Malygos/Lucifer.
You pretended to be a girl, you said you were thinking about making a facebook. You were pretending Cheryl was a real person. Adam isn't, he's changing his name for a character. So am I. You were using Cheryl as a real person, speaking out of character. That's the problem.)
(Oh fucking great. He's outside my house right now.
I'm not going out...I'm not speaking to him...)
(My brothers came rushing in saying Keiron was outside.
They gave me an owl toy we were looking at yesterday.)
(He's outside your house?!?! Shout; OI NUTT JOB I DON'T WANNA TALK TO YOU, BUGGER OFF!!! Then ignore him. *nods*)
(Your brothers are adorable..)
Liliana: Mmm... May I have a sample?
Bethany: Once Claire comes back, we could...?
Claire: Well, I expected better. *she opens a container, taking out her motorbike* *she climbs on it, starting the engine and inputting the code* *she drives off, through the door, weaving through police officers*
Lily: We could share it?
Onwa: Of blood and pain?
*grins*
Mmm.. one sec.
*calls Claire*
Manuel: Of course, if you wish.
p: ¡ɹɹɹǝdʎɥ ooos ןןıʇs ɯ,ı ¡ǝǝǝʍ
(*cuddles Saoirse, smiling*)
(*cuddles Jai*
http://www.boredbutton.com/random
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Liliana: Mmm...
Claire: *she answers by a hands-free device in her helmet* Hello?
Lily: That'd be nice. *she smiles*
(I will be back soon.)
Onwa: Hmmm..
Hey. If I leave the door unlocked and leave some keys in your room are you okay with me and my wife..
*smiles to herself*
going out?
Manuel: *nods* *gets a knife, slicing the mango up*
Hey, Hyper Girl! *hands her a pitchfork*
Uh... sorry about the cake.
*goes to eat pancakes instead*
(PITCHIE! *tacklehugs the pitchfork*
Kas, did you get the email? *giggles*)
(YOU GOT THE EMAIL! Did you like it? *gives Kas CAKE*)
*eats all the cake*
Yes! :3
But I must go eat now.
(*giggles* Bye Kas!)
(*looks at the time* Oh noooo! I'm supposed to be going into town with my sister to get lunch! D:
WHOOPSIES!)
(He just left.)
(Who did Aria?)
(Keiron, he was at my house.)
(What happened?)
(It doesn't matter...)
(Okay. *hugs*
Got to go now, byeee!)
(Bye Hyper.)
Bye, Seir!
Hey, Gemmy!
(Hey Kassy)
(I am back.)
Liliana: *she grins*
Claire: If you mean sex, just say sex. James ran away, by the way. I shot him in the shoulder, though.
Lily: Thank you for letting me stay here.
Hey, Soph.
And I don't know what to say here. So I'll just ghost, okay?
(Hello, Tia.)
Actually, no, Tanya has some unfinished business to attend to.
...
*Tanya writes a letter to Sil, asking her to find James and get him to meet her*
(*cuddles Soph*)
Onwa: Hmm.. did you leave your whips at your old castle?
*rolls eyes*
Yes, me and Beth would like to go consummate our marriage. Is it okay if we leave the door open and a key next to the door?
Manuel: Of course.
*smiles, picking a slice up and eating it*
(@Kas it'd be quicker to text..)
(Tanya is busy and can't be bothered to find her phone)
(...)
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