As a treat, and to help you pass the time until I announce the title of the new book, the kindly folks at Harper Collins have come up with something that thrills me to the very core — a throwback to my childhood love of video arcades and all things Space Invaders...
http://www.skulduggerypleasant.co.uk/game/
Unbelievably awesome...
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«Oldest ‹Older 1801 – 2000 of 4768 Newer› Newest»Onwa: *makes a tight leather dress (that's really more like a belt) with no back in her hands*
This.
*hugs her tightly back*
Manuel: Hmm. Interesting.
H- hi.
(Hey Kassy
*Cuddles tightly*)
Liliana: Of course. *she smiles, putting on her underwear before finishing with the dress*
Bethany: Portal?
Lily: It's almost like queuing up to go on a boat to another country. Once you're in the other country, it's hard to get to you and hard for you to get back - but I could pull you out of the queue before you get on the boat.
Onwa: Mm.. beautiful.
*nods and opens a portal for them to their house*
Manuel: Interesting. What, I wonder, is their rate of procession.
*is cuddled*
Hello.
(Hi kas :)
(Hello, Tia.)
Liliana: Not as beautiful as you.
Bethany: *she takes her hand, smiling*
Lily: From the back of the queue... It'd be 10 hours until Minerve could even touch you.
Onwa: I'm not even wearing a dress.
*takes her hand, walking through with her*
Manuel: and from further forwards?
Liliana: You'd be beautiful, even if you'd wear a sack.
Claire: *she lays sprawled across the sofa, watching the television, her weapons laid out all over the floor, as well as two very large bags of money in the corner* Hey guys. The police found James' blood. No leads with me, however. I managed to get away pretty quickly after I disabled the camera on the helicopter.
Lily: From half way it'd be five?
Onwa: Mmm.. you may pick out what I wear.
*rolls eyes*
Slob.
*starts organizing the weapons into a neat pile*
Manuel: *nods*
Thank you for apologizing.
And I use whoevee is a good example, nobody on the opposing side made the example I needed.
-Zaf
Liliana: Mmm... Tempting... I could be really mean and just hand you your underwear... But given that we will be in public, I rather think something a little more suitable is in order... *she hands her a long, purple dress, with a slit up the leg and no back*
Claire: I did just rob a bank, a clothes shop, then had to convince James I wasn't lying, then I had a police chase. I'm allowed to be a slob. I've already ordered the Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4.
Lily: *she takes another piece of mango* Would you like me to create some wine?
(Then do not use the example, Zafira, at all. It was not needed - you had already got what you wanted. There was no reason to even mention Jaimie's name.)
(Well I've asked you not to use me. Respect my wishes.)
Onwa: *chuckles*
A shame.
*puts the dress on, smoothing it out*
*rolls eyes*
Mm. Not in this house you're not.
*finishes piling the guns up*
Manuel: I thought that was too challenging..?
Liliana: You would have done it?
Bethany: How did it go, anyway?
Claire: Alright, I suppose. The bank robbery went fine, then I stole a mannequin and some red paint from a shop. I threatened the witnesses to say about a girl with silver hair with speed and strength, before driving to the warehouse. I filled the mannequin with red paint, got a sample of sound from Silente because any logical person would ask to make sure she was actually there, and it wasn't just an image. Then James came, so we talked a little, I shot the mannequin in the shoulder to prove it was real, as well as moving it a little with my telekinesis. He then paid me £1000, and asked to be left alone. So I walked to the exit, ducked behind some containers and shot him in the shoulder before he vanished - then I came home.
Lily: I can manage glasses.
Onwa: Of course I would.
So all in all not to bad..
Manuel: If you are certain it won't strain yourself?
Hello, Zafira.
Liliana: Next time. *she grins*
Claire: He paid a thousand pounds for a doll, got shot in the shoulder and ran away from a ten year old. James isn't having a good day.
Lily: The worst that could happen is I'd make the bottle unstable and maybe radioactive, or out of shape or something. Glasses will be fine. *her hands glow white, and wine glasses form in her grip, full of white wine*
Onwa: *grins back*
Of course.
No. He isn't..
Manuel: Radioactive wine?
(I'm going to go to sleep now guys, Goodnight...
*Hugs*)
(*hugs gem back* night sis )
(Goodbye, Gemma.)
Liliana: *she slips on some high heels* Ready?
Claire: I am. This has been a fun day. And I have above £700,000 left to modify my Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4.
Lily: I have to make everything atom by atom... One could be incomplete or unstable.
Onwa: *slips on her own shoes*
I am.
*rolls eyes*
Mmm. Well watch your back, okay?
Manuel: ah.
Liliana: *she takes her hand* Then we can depart.
Claire: Yep. The car can go from zero to sixty in 2.9 seconds and has been measured to go two hundred and thirty mph despite the official top speed being two hundred and seventeen. I am totally going to remove some of the less necessary parts and add in machine guns and bulletproof glass.
Lily: These are fine, by the way. *she has a drink*
Onwa: *nods and teleports them, shunting to earth then teleporting to a good Italian restaurant*
*rolls eyes, smiling*
Manuel: *takes a glass, having a sip*
Liliana: Mmm... Where are we?
Claire: I'm going to remove things like the CD player and put in machine guns instead... Because then it'd just be beautiful.
Lily: Good?
Onwa: My favourite restaurant
Weirdo.
Manuel: *nods*
Good.
(Yes I'll sleep now.)
Anyone else awake at this unwholesome hour?
I'm awake, and completely lacking in the inspiration to do anything, hence why I've returned to this comment page.
*motivation
Or actually probably both, come to think of it.
Sweet.
I simply don't have the energy to do much of anything, but I'm not tired, you know?
...
In that case, I imagine it would be a rather unfortunate moment to be attacked by demonic lemur-ninjas...
True, but an ideal time to be attacked by astral angel-ninjas.
Lucifer is basically a pop culture reference at this point...
Oh, I see, it's continuity thing.
Well that's downright hypocritical.
If I see any astral angel-ninjas, I'll let them know.
What's that about Lucifer?
But, I suppose that'll just cause issues no one wants or needs.
Sorry, I forget that I'm the old guy that pops in and grumbles every now and then, and not here every evening :p
I love this place, and you guys. You know, there's always some sort of talk of the blog dying away, or everyone leaving. There's too many arguments, everyone seems to hate each other, things are different now. But the essence, something here always feels the same, among all the new and different stuff. And I think the only think that'll keep me gone for good is running out of comments.
So, sorry guys.
Oh... Nothing. Zaf said a thing. I saw it. Hilarity ensues.
And thanks.
Oh.
...
I don't know what to say to that.
Any of that.
Yeah, I'm pretty tired. People say that to me most when I'm tired. 'This when I spout the most crap.
I think I'm going to go to bed now. Sleep well Rosalind, thanks for keeping me company. Even if I did act a little nuts.
Alright, well, happy sleeping.
*Fades into the distance*
*May or may not comment again, it depends on a variety of factors*
Though actually... I think I'll be a little bit evil.
*steals dedication*
I dedicate this page to the phone number of my favorite banana bread!
*Thinks Dug is weird*
*Because I'm completely normal*
*yup.*
@Trip's 6th comment on the last page-- I'm right there with ya...
I have edited my profile.
...
I think it says more about me now then it ever has.
.... :)
(Hello.)
Liliana: Mmm... I like it.
Claire: Just Google it and you'll see how beautiful it is!
Lily: I'm glad. *she smiles*
Onwa: Why thank you.
*Looks at the waitor people*
WP: Hello! Welcome, welcome. A table for two is it?
Nah thanks.
Manuel: *nods, smiling, taking another sip*
(Morning everyone)
(Hey Gemmy! *cuddles* how are you?)
(*frowns at your profile picture*
Yeahhhh.. waistcoats don't make 'em stand out THAT MUCH..)
Hey Jaimie *Cuddles tightly* I'm fine. A bit tired.
They do kinda, I have a friend with big boobs and they look much better with her waistcoat on.
(*cuddles tightly back* sleeeeeeep
Yeah, I have two waistcoats and they really aren't that effective.. yes I'm a midget but still..
Hey Adam. *waves*)
(Not so bad. You?)
(Yes you probably should. Or you could sleep more.)
(I had a waistcoat that had little clasps and it wasn't fitted so because of my boobs, the waist bit wasn't actually against my waist and it was out to where my boobs stopped. And the claps kept unclasping. Which was annoying)
(xD I have too waistcoats. Waistcoats are awesome.)
(**two)
(I do not think I have ever owned a waistcoat.)
Liliana: Yes, please.
Claire: But it's gorgeous! One moment. *she pulls out her phone, searching for an image for a moment before showing it to her*
(http://blackywall.com/file/2015/04/blackywall.com-2013-lamborghini-aventador-lp700-4.jpg)
Mine will be black and purple. *she smiles*
Lily: *she takes another piece of mango, finishing it*
(Waistcoats are amazing)
(They actually are.)
WP: *nods*
Right this way.
*walks, leading them to a window table showing them to be high above London at night*
Your table, ladies.
Onwa: Thank you.
*shakes head*
Mmm. Just be careful. You've probably pissed him off now.
Manuel: *smiles*
Would you like another one?
*has decided to show herself*
*but now isn't the time*
*she will be on later*
...
*is happy with her decision, but considers having Scarlet help her when they're both on*
...
*changes her mind, wants to get it over with now*
*bites her lip*
*takes a small breath*
I'm Lavender Hope and Scarlet Melody's author... But you can call me Tamami. Tamami Hope(*because there's no way she's putting her last name on here, and any wordplay she could use instead sounds strange with how her Japanese last name is translated*)
It's cool, because that's sort of like my given name, just read differently because Chinese characters. I like the name Tamami more than my real one so... Please, I hope you can accept it.
I can't stay long, but I'll be back later to make it official.
And lastly, now that I figured out my author name, I'm going to do some major account switching arounding. Scarlet got her own email, so she can use that to sin onto blogger. Lav can have hers, and I'll use this one. It works because that means all the emails will be for the same people(because Scarlet was using the email for Lavender).
Anyway, I have to go, but I'll be back later. I'm happy with this descision and I hope you guys will be too.
*the shadows disperse with the girl*
(What do they... do?)
Liliana: Thank you. *she holds Onwa's chair out for her*
Claire: Awesome. *she smiles* That means I'll have more opportunities to kill him.
Lily: I think I'm fine, thanks. *she smiles, moving closer to him*
(*hugs Tamami* Love you friend. Bye.)
(Waistcoats? They pull your stomach in a bit, enunciate your hips and curves, and border your bust.)
Onwa: Who's brought who on a date here?
*pulls Liliana's chair out for her*
*shakes head*
Be. Careful.
Manuel: Of course
*holds her close gently*
(Tamami is a nice name *smiles and hugs*
Bye)
(I see. Usually not the thing I would wear.)
Liliana: You have brought me on a date here, but it was my idea to have a date. *she sits down*
Claire: I'm always careful!
Lily: *she gently leans against him*
(*grins* Mmm. Maybe not.)
Onwa: Mm. But I brought you.
*pushes her chair in*
Are not!
Manuel: *smiles, gently resting his cheek on her head*
(Love waistcoatssssssssssssss
Love them on guys and girls.)
(*nods at gemmy* Like them on girls more.)
(Yeah, especially if they look like Aria...
But guys in suits and waistcoats look...amazing...)
(xD meh. I don't much like the one Aria is wearing..
Suits and waistcoats are quite nice.)
(I prefer things which... hide everything, rather than showing it off.)
Liliana: I suppose so.
Claire: *she reaches behind her head, pulling out a submachine gun* *she coughs* Yes, I am.
Lily: If I'm making you uncomfortable, please say so... I just want contact.
(*raises an eyebrow at Soph*)
Onwa: *sits down, smiling*
WP: *walks over*
Champaign?
*rolls eyes at her*
Manuel: Its fine.
*smiles*
(I would say that would go for every piece of clothing I own, other than that vile red dress without a back...)
Liliana: Yes, I will have some Champagne. Thank you.
Claire: What's the worst that can happen?
Bethany: ... You die?
Claire: Cheerful.
Lily: Are you sure?
(*grins* aww come on. You suited that dress. Manuel certainly thought so.)
WP: *nods and fills a flute for them each*
*hands them their menus*
She's only being truthful..
Manuel: I am, thank you.
(I do not like that dress.)
Liliana: *she takes a look at the menu* *she whispers to Onwa* I do not understand what half of the things are on this menu.
Claire: I'm not afraid to die. *she shrugs* But all I know is that James has to.
Lily: Good. *she has another drink of the wine*
(Mmm.)
Onwa: *laughs slightly*
Theres a small description underneath.
You aren't dieing
Manuel: *smiles gently*
Liliana: And even then nine times out of ten it still doesn't help.
Claire: I know I'm not. But still.
Lily: What time is it? Is it getting late?
(Yes! Hopefully I've blocked those STUPID calls now!)
Onwa: *chuckles*
Ask me about the ones you're thinking about.
Mmmm.
Manuel: Yes. I'll show you the spare room.
(I will be back soon.)
Hi.
Hey. How are you? You. Right there. That's right, I see you. You.
Hello, Trip. I'm okay. How are you?
I'm very well, thank you. Enjoying my easter holidays by doing literally nothing. You?
Well, same here, except I get the added frustration of doing GTA 5 PC online heists. Naturally, I chose to leave the house for a relaxing walk instead of putting up with the plebeians.
Yeah, I've seen some really funny stuff coming out of that game already. People on aferris wheel while people try and strafe them in a fighter jet, stuff like that.
I've actually ended up playing Minecraft again. That and a bit of Endless Legend. Oh! And Cities Skylines. My latest acquisition.
I found a site that sold it for sold it for £22, which is amazing.
I heard Cities is fun.
And I don't have Minecraft on PC -_- but I'm guessing it's good.
That, my friend, is a card I am sin of PC gaming. Yeah, imagine the Minecraft you played with about twice as much content and a far more accessible community. And CS, man, talk about high qualitu. The cities you build just grow so massive. It's awesome.
Who can afford to sell the game so low? Holy shmow.
It was a Brazilian website, required a proxy and all. But I'm not spending more than I have to because I already paid £65 for a 360 copy.
And also I'm poor -_-
(I think my leg is stuck..)
I know Minecraft is better on PC. But I enjoyed the 360 version for a bit, then got bored.
I guess I'm not into building things.
(Correction; my leg is stuck.)
And the astronomical prices for triple A games are kind of unjustifiable. It's sort of the reason I don't have myself. It's just so much, you know? What happened to triple A charging £30 for a game? At least then I considered buying their game. But then, I suppose I'm not really the target market.
Hey, Jaimie!
Stuck? :/
(Yup. Stuck.. um.. hmmm.. this is.. awkward.)
It's still funny how the company that originally pushed AAA games to the £55 mark is Activision, which makes the most unoriginal game around.
Stuck where? *hugs gently*
(AHA! FREE!)
(*hugs back* It got stuck down the side of the spare bed.)
(Um, vat? How?)
It really shines online. I can spend maybe five hours on an unmodded single player world (with mods this can go up drastically) but twenty or more on a multiplayer server. Because then, your achievements cease to merely represented by how marvelous your base is, but by how much stuff you own, and your martial prowess. Basically, reputation. It's really good with others.
(I would update what I said, but I think it stands...)
(I'm trying to the bed a bit away from the wall at the top..)
Deleted comment?
*acknowledges Trip's and Jai's comments*
(Using your knowledge of science to the fullest, I see. :P)
(@Kas me. Sorry. Double comment.)
(@Trip obviously. Needless to say, it didn't work..)
(Hey! I did use science sorta. I was trying to use my leg as a sorta lever.)
(Oh wait.. yeah it worked a bit..not enough but a bit!)
(I am back.)
Liliana: I may try some pasta.
Claire: I'm not going to die! I have no intentions of dying.
Lily: Thanks. *she smiles*
But then shouldn't you have pushed from the bottom?
I got to try out Elite Dangerous. Took me a week to get bored. :/
(@Trip huh?)
Onwa: *nods*
Pasta is good. I may have the spaghetti alla chitarra..
Good. Okay.
Manuel: *stands, taking her hands*
Hey, Sophia.
@Jai levers, yo.
(@Kas hmm?)
(I think I may have misunderstood the task.)
Wb Soph.
Well yeah, but that's because it's basically Euro Truck simulator in space. I'm not sure how long I'd last either. :P
Hmm...
No.
Nvm.
(Whyyyyyyyyy does moving a beeeeeeeed have to be so haaaaaaaaard.)
(Do you have a deep carpet? Moving my bed is mode harder tenfold because of that.)
Is there a way to take the mattress off?
Oh yeah, that'd help.
Liliana: I have literally no idea what that is.
Claire: Did you two have a good time?
Bethany: Yes. *she smiles* Yes, we did.
Lily: *she squeezes his hands, resting against him*
Hey!
*twirls*
Man, I feel really good right now! This is amazing! :D
*laughs*
Another thing about this name is that it really fits me in real life. So in Japan, Tama is actually a popular name for cats, and I actually kinda DO act like a cat at times. Just... I sometimes meow. XP What happens after spending a long time with Japanese folks. Heh. Anyway, so this friend of mine(he's a guy, but we're close like brother and sister. We joke and tease each other and he helps me with things), he was the first to use the name, so I've already gotten used to hearing it from him.
Then today, which is where my big change comes in, my cousin started talking about my name and how it sounds cute(I guess, but I still like this one better!x) and she asked about my other names. Tamami and Akemi(the Chinese characters mean red and beautiful, as you can see, Mi is in each name, this character means beautiful) and one of my aunts(she's funny and jokes a lot, I have a pretty big family, did I mention? Sorry I keep getting sidetracked. Sadly, this happens a lot. ANYWAY) she started calling me that, but I'm not sure if she still will. She's used to my real name, but I don't really mind.
In conclusion(finally, right? XP), my cousin gave me the idea to use this name.
Hmm... I can never be short and to-the-point with things. That's a flaw that lots of people point out. I'm sorry if it bothers anyone...
Hmm...
That sounded better in my head...
Hey! :) it's okay, it doesn't bother me at all. But do I call you Tamami or Hopey?
(*hugs Tamami!*)
Onwa: *smiles*
A type of pasta dish.
*grins*
Oh we really did
Manuel: *smiles, leading her to the spare room*
Yes. I am very bothered by your long comment expressing your good mood and sunny disposition. Grrr. :p
Alright I have to go and eat lunch, apparently nutrition is a thing humans need? I'm not so sure, but I'll humour them.
Adios, Trip.
See ya, Trip! ;P
*hugs Sil(or Jai?) back*
You can call me either, Kas. Hope is still a part of my name. :)
Or Tama, if you want to use that nickname.
(@Tamami call me Jai :)
Okay! :)
*hugs Jai again*
(*hugs tamami back*
*glares at this damn bed*)
*giggles*
Good luck! Sounds hard, stubborn bed. :P
Liliana: I see. *she smiles* What is it like?
Claire: I definitely won't ask what you did.
Lily: Thank you. *she smiles* I... Uh... Do you have something I could wear to sleep in? Maybe a shirt or something? I don't have any clothes...
(I will be back soon.)
Tamami Hope :3
See ya Soph!
*wishes her iPod would stop autocorrecting 'ya'*
Yup! Makes me happy. X)
(*flops and breathes*)
Onwa: It is long strands of pasta with mince and herbs.
(I think)
Probably for the best.
Manuel: I.. May have? One moment.
*walks to his room, going through his wardrobe*
*comes back with a shirt that's a bit long on him and some shorts that fit him but likely will be slightly too big on her*
Will these suffice?
Did you manage or are you taking a break?
Why are you trying to move you're bed anyway? Too close to the wall?
OMLI the rainforest is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
(Think.. Think I've managed it..
And I wanna move it because the back half of the bed is hollow (the part against the wall) and I want a den.)
(Uhhhh hi dug?)
How are you even getting reception in a rainforest, Dug???
*laughs*
I didn't think you'd be able to.
But I'm glad you're enjoying it! TAKE LOTS OF PICTURES AND SHOW US LATER!!!
(Hi Dugglyn, Jaimie, Kassy, Sophia, Tamami
Damn I missed Trip...)
Ooh! Dens sound nice. Comfy once you get it to your liking. :)
(Yey! I can get in! Now I just hope I can get out..)
(Uh oh.)
Hi Aria!(still don't want to be called Gemma?)
*hugs*
:)
(Hi Gemma.)
Uh oh indeed. You stuck, Jai?
(Ow. Note; needs moving..)
Aww that sucks.
*notices the time*
Oh whoops! Gotta go! Still need to take my shower. I might be back later, but maybe I should head to bed early tonight... I'll see after my shower.
Bye!
*hugs everyone*
Bye! *hugs Tamami*
Bye Tamami!
Yeah I still prefer Aria...
Jaimie what the heck are you doing?
(Okay. That was awkward. Mum wanted me and I was stuck..)
(@Gem would you believe trying to make a den?)
Hello, Gemma.
Hi folks! Well I'm in a hotel in a rainforest in Costa Rica. But the WiFi is awful!!! I wanted to email pictures but my camera won't connect to the WiFi D:
But the place is amazing! There are hot springs! :D and it's beautiful! And instead of one huge hotel building it's a bunch of one room places!
I have a huge email I typed out about yesterday but Idk if anyone would want to read it.
(Its my bloomin legs that are making this so hard!!!)
Wow, it finally posted!
Hey, Duggy! :)
(*cuddles Duggy*
*chops the bloomin legs off*)
Yes Jaimie, I would believe that you were making a den...
Hey Kassy *hugs tightly*
How are you?
That would be amazing, Dugglyn, I hope you're having fun.
(*sits and thinks*)
(*nods at gemmy, smiling* it's almost working!)
(Except for the fact that my hips are getting in the way.)
I'm okay. About to set a bad example to the kids.
Metaphorical kids.
And Seirsha. :P
Hey Kas! :D
*cuddles Sil*
Yo! :D
Thanks Aria!!! I am!!!!!!!!
@Kas *cough*ifyouretalkingaboutonehereimyoungerthanSeir*cough*
Anyways, it was long. About a little more than half way the scenery changed and it got rainforestyer. We had to drive around this huge lake, it was so pretty! It actually wasn't a natural lake, it was a river that they dammed but it was still really cool! At the end of the lake is the volcano and our place, though we're not super close to the volcano.
My brother amused himself by making videos and begging for a YouTube account. His channel would be called Pea Soup. His fans are peas. He always starts his videos by saying hey PEAple but the way he says it sounds like pee hole and I was dying of laughter. I then told my mom never to let him get a YouTube account and she said, I agree. XD
It's so beautiful and green and wet! It's also cooler which is nice and there's so much wildlife!
When we got close to our place of course it started pouring! It was pouring, hard. Which was slightly annoying because our place isn't a normal hotel, there are a whole bunch of one room houses around the place but they are all separate. So we had to walk along a path to get to our place in the pouring rain. Luckily they had umbrellas.
The whole area is so beautiful, they have cool flowers and trees and just a ton of birds! (They don't own the birds but there are a bunch) there's a pool and hot tub and then the hot springs. The hot springs are cool, while the pool part is man made, they don't heat the water, it is naturally heated. They are all surrounded by beautiful exotic plants. The first one is the biggest and it is the perfect temperature. The next one is the cold one which feels really good but is a lot colder. The next one is so hot I don't go in it. There is also a Jacuzzi and another perfect temperature one. We spent all afternoon in them.
Along the way we had bought mangos and we ate them tonight. They were the best mangos ever!!!!!
A long the was we also saw a cool bird, I have pictures I'll email.
At the place we've seen a tiny frog, about the size of a dime. I didn't get pictures though :((
There are also these exotic duck goose things that like our place. A and then after it got dark we saw big frogs or toads!!
*huggy Duggy*
*pulls Jai and Gemmy into the hug* :3
(*cuddles Duggy back* sounds ace.)
(*hugs kas back*)
(Things I have learnt from this experience; dens are overrated. They're hard to make. They're even harder to hide.
Side note; don't punch the purple wall, it isn't very strong.)
It is :)))
I don't want to leave and go back to school ever.
(Other side note; DONT MOVE THE BED IT WILL START TO BREAK)
@Duggy you could move and live there when you grow up, right?
Yeah but that's a loooong way away :/ but good idea! Gtg, pie!
(*Facepalms* Jai you are the worst den maker...
Bye Dugglyn!)
[Sighs]
[Can't seem to avoid being notified about what's going on here]
[Is now, again, in that little dilemma spot where I've read a little bit and am at least a little updated on events but if I comment and give my opinion on them, I'll probably start something again]
[Sighs]
[Scowls]
[hugs anyone who wants a hug]
[disappears]
*hugs Fabi*
*leaves because really, what is the point of staying*
*will try to not comment from this point onwards*
*have a good life, guys*
I'm sorry...
(*hugs Fabi and Fay tightly*
Bye Fay.. we love you.. live long and prosper..
@Gemmy at least I tried?)
*hugs Fabi and Fay*
Fay... I'll miss you...
(*huggles Fay*)
I got the photos on my kindle if anyone wants to see them!
C:
Yay for the name Tamami!!!!!!!!!
*hugs Tamami*
And I'm glad you're happy. :)
@Dugglyn: O_O That sounds wonderful . . . O_O And beautiful. And interesting. :) :)
@Jai: Yup. Journey before destination. :)
Today at lunch it was just me, B and B's other friend, and we were opposite a group of year elevens we didn't know, and they were all discussing their boyfriends and their ex-boyfriends, and why they'd broken up with so-and-so, and how they wouldn't take such-and-such from so-and-so, and how they'd met so-and-so at such-and-such, and I was just sat there like ' . . . ', and I looked at B like 'D:' and she looked back like ':O', because that tends to be what we do when other people have these conversations, and I said, "These conversations. They're scaring me," and she was like, "Yeah, ikr," and she she said, "This is the stuff normal people talk about; you know? These are the problems normal people have," and I said, "Oh my God. I'm so glad I'm not normal," and she said, "Yeah, me too." And I said, "You know, throughout my whole life, I've always thought that normal people were better than me, like they were doing it right and I was doing it wrong, but now I realise that I'm doimg it right and they're doing it wrong."
If I'd been online I would have phrased that a little better. More like, "You know, I always thought it was somehow better to be normal, and that I was kind of doing life wrong, but now I realise that I am not doing life wrong at all. I am doing life perfectly well and I am so happy that I am a weirdo who is living life like a weirdo, because it just seems to fit me as a person much better than being normal would."
And most of all, I am completely, intensely, IMMENSELY glad I am friends with people like B who I am exchanged weirded-out expressions with when this lind of shit goes on and knows how scary their normality is, instead of friends with normal people, with whom I would just retreat into myself with until my prescence was barely worthy of note.
Having the friends I have is such a blessing.
Anyway. Yeah. That was my Momemt of the Day.
See
I bet most of you will read this and won't even know what we found scary
that's precisely my point. :P
It's just the sense of finding people whose minds and lives are so alien and unlike yours and you're just like " . . . What on earth. Your life is actually like that? Wtf?" and it weirds me put so much that I just want to exchange a scared expression with B and back away slowly.
I bet this is what Kaladin feels like when he hears Adolin say something like, "This place is so boring. No art galleries or sculpture contests," and Kaladin's like, "This is what you people DO with your lives? Heaven help you if you don't have a SCULPTURE CONTEST to watch!"
. . . except Kaladin's eeirded-out-ness eould probably be mingled with hatred. Mine isn't.
Also, today I calculated how much energy my body would created of ot were E=mc^2 -ed.
It's an awful lot of energy. O_O
And then me and C were saying we could start up a business transferring bodies to energy instead of just letting them rot into the ground, but we'd have to be awfully careful not to blow up in the planet in the process, and I said you could just do it a finger at a time and she was like, "That wpuld take AGES! Surely you'd just chuck five in at once!" and I was like, "You'd blow up the planet1!" and she was like, "No, because ypu'd make the container REALLY STRONG" but idk I don't think that's possible.
And then she said, "Ooh, you know, we could start up a business that cremates bodies, but when we burn them we can transfer the power ti the National Grid" which actually sounds like a much more realistic and very good idea. I mean, there's people dying all the time, so we may as well put them to good use if we're going to burn them anyway. We could give the ashes back to the family after burning them, of course.
:)
I teally need a two-minute distraction between my artwork, but no one's here or on Whatsapp so I'm writing this comment. :P
(Hi Star.)
Hi Aria! :)
Wbd; art, everyone appeared on Whatsapp (blue ticks!!!!) and it's dinner soon.
For Aria / Gem:
http://theironforged.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/for-my-scottish-friend.html?m=1
)
*note,
May or may not hang around...
Not too sure...*
(Mum accidently turned herself ginger.)
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