Due to unforeseen circumstances, the announcement of the title of my new series will take place on WEDNESDAY instead of tomorrow.
I could go into the whys and the hows and explain it all to you, making perfect sense and being entirely reasonable...
Or I could just grin and enjoy the fact that you are now cursing my name.
I think I'll do the latter.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1001 – 1200 of 4885 Newer› Newest»Chris: it isn't working!!!
(Ok... Fera, I don't want you to take offence to this, but I'd rather not RP with you. Your writing style and such just doesn't work with me.)
Oh gosh
I ended up in an argument with C
and now
a) I am going to lose because she is always right and I am usually wrong
b) we've been at it for forty-five minutes and I need to do homework
and
c) B is going to fucking murder me.
I'm going off the edge
I'm going on the list
I'm going to get a dead horse in my bed.
(Hi all)
(*cuddles starry*)
(Hey Jacko.)
@inky: because there's nothing i don't observe, miss *stares right into your soul* that was not the answer i want *smirks* now i am sure you're going to be a good lady and hand over the information *glares*
@sierra: *frowns* what's wrong with you?!!......*smirks* I am jsut messing :p ^_^ *smirks*
MrBBWolf: *stops convulsing, lying still, not breathing, heart still*
:)
*cuddles Jai*
Look
both Fera and Saoirse and perfectly happy with this flirting
but everyone else is complaining when it is actually none of their business as it doesn't include them.
Flirting is not a crime. Persistent flirting is bad when the person you are flirting with doesn't want to be flirted with, but that is not the case.
(Jack! *glomps*)
Inky: w what information?
@lumen: why would you assume i'd take offence for such a minor thing? *smirks*
(Hi Jai, John, Velvet how are you all?)
But I do understand protective instincts.
*hugs Inky*
That paragraph was directed at mulitple people, not just you. I wouldn't be so harsh if it was just at one person.
(@Starry I'm sure a dead horse won't show up in your bed.)
(@Jack I'm okay. You?)
(Just in case, I've met some people who get very offended very easily.
So if anyone else wants to check out the massive flash of light up on the volcano?)
(*raises an eyebrow* Nothing's wrong with me. *grins*)
(*is glomped* Chloe!!!)
@Jai: Yeah, I'm pretty sure too. But she might punch me in the face. She's done that to people.
(*mutters* I just asked if he was)
Chris: wolf! *runs to his side* oh god! He's not breathing!
(Hi star
I'm good thanks)
MrBBWolf: *is dead*
(Good thanks Ed, you?)
Iris: *trots up the volcano with her horse to check out the flash*
(Hey Ed, I'm doing alright, a lot better than I was. How about you?)
(I'm good thanks)
(John, you can call me Jack if you want :))
(*huggles jack* how art thou sweetie? )
Chris: *cries* someone...help...
(*huggles Chloe* I'm good thanks, yourself?)
(I'm gooood ^.^)
@inky: the one I NEED (changes voice from normal to unnaturally deep) *feels as if though i grew 20 feet and glaring down at you*
@sierra: I know there isn't *lets out a small giggle* *looks at your hand and takes it* come on, let's go somewhere :D *smirks*
(Good ^.^)
(*raises an eyebrow but stands up all the same*)
MrBBWolf: *remains dead*
*loves how no one is helping xD*
(Still conscious on top of the volcano. Can't really be introduced if there's nobody around to be introduced to.)
Inky; *whimpers*
(Unconscious*)
Iris: *gets up to the top* *gasps*
*appears behind Fera* hey!
(I know Jai)
Inky: *shouts* ed!
It's alright inky
(John, I have Mercy to rp with?)
@inky: *goes back to normal* perhaps...intimidation isn't the way to go with everyone *smirks* are you feeling ok, you look a bit pale *smiles*
@jai: I've helped -_-
@sierra: where do you want to go? *smirks*
Hello creatures.
(*shrugs* I don't mind. *smiles*)
(Hey Dugg!)
*Laying on his back in the dirt is a young blonde-haired man. He looks to be in his early to mid twenties and is dressed in a bl-(Okay y'know what? The picture is what he looks like. Dunno why I was gonna bother explaining it.)*
*The only sign he's still alive is the slow rise and fall of his chest*
(Hello dugglyn.)
@ed: well hello there *smirks* how is it going...you were rather quick to react, a very skilled teleporter indeed *smirks*
(Duggy!)
Inky: I w wonder why...
(Sure Jack, if you want to.)
(Oh hey I gotta dedicate.
Um...
To new beginnings.)
Fuck
I've gone over the line
fuck
B will kill me.
Iris: *jumps off the horse and runs to the guys side* *hesitantly shakes him* H- hello?
I'm no teleporter, last time traveller alive. And you threatened my wife! *eyes glow blue*
(Hear hear
Ok John)
Mercy: *climbs to the top of the volcano and looks at the man* ahem, sir?
Inky: go easy on him dear...he's an idiot...
*His eyes flutter open for a moment, revealing bright orange irises. He slowly looks at Iris and tries to say something, but slips back into unconsciousness*
@inky: I apologize for the uneasy that i've caused you *smirks* it seems as if though they really have wiped your memory clean *quickly appears next to ed*
@ed: I've heard rumors about you being the last one of your kind...take very VERY good care *smirks*
Hey Seir!
Hello Silente Tempest!
Inky!
This song is too awesome.
*desired eds z
OMLI I FORGOT BRANDI CARLILE IS COMING TO THE ZOO AND WE GET FREE TICKETS AND SO NOW WE'RE GOING TO SEE HER TWICE BECAUSE WE GOT TICKETS FOR PORTALND TOOOOOOOLOOOOOLLOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....I wasn't going to explode. That didn't work. Oh well!!
*goes to add exclamation points at the end of everyone's greetings*
Liliana: Mmm... I like the sound of those. *she whispers* You could pull out the feathers and use them for a pillow.
Bethany: I love you so very much...
Claire: *she uses the twist to cartwheel so her wrist is no longer twisted* *she swipes her leg out to knock his legs out from underneath him*
Lily: *she kisses him back*
(I will be back soon.)
(*frowns slightly*
*wonders why dug used her full character name..*
*...*
*fades out*)
Inky: w what?
Iris: *looks shocked and begins searching for any signs of the man being wounded*
(That's great news Dugg! If Taylor Swift is singing I might be going to the STB!)
Onwa: Mm.. or for clothing.
I love you too Beth.
Hack: Ah!
*falls onto his butt, blinking*
Manuel: *kisses her back*
(*now fades*)
@ed: I didn't threaten anyone, the only thing i remember is standing here, and asking her a question *smirks* oh...that's even better, your skills are completely useless regarding the astral plane *smirks*
He threatened you inky!
I am the last of my kind
*is feeling weird*
*want to be mysterious and sadistic and cool and just feels odd so she was being odd*
*sorry,sorry,sorry Jai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Fera, I could age your entire life in a few seconds, my skills are pretty useful
Inky: don't talk to him like that *growls and turns into semi wolf form*
He's my husband
*There are no marks on his body, save a few scars around his midriff that are obviously from far earlier injuries. If anything, he simply seems entirely devoid of energy*
@inky: I am just telling him to be careful, what's wrong with that? *smirks* a man always has to be careful...and then there's also that a few soul catchers have been stolen from the council lately *grins*
Mercy: *sends a wave into the strangers mind to wake him up*
Inky: so that's why they kicked you out
@ed: they are very useful...but could you really age me now? are you 100% on that? *smirks*
Iris: *sends white tendrils of energy into his body*
@inky: no...i have nothing to do with that *smirks*
Yes I'm sure, or I could just turn you to dust, or erase your existence from time. Done that a few times before
@ed: you done that to normal magicians and creatures, correct? so how are you sure you could do it on me as well? *smirks*
Inky: liar *growls* sock him ed!
*He shoots upright and stumbles backwards into a rock, leaning against it as he looks back and forth between the two people in front of him with a frantic expression*
Where am I, who are you!?
@inky: oh, dear miss, the last thing i would do is flat out lie about something *smirks*
Hang in Inky, he's questioning me *laughs*
Fera, I have seen your life in the blink of an eye, you are nothing, hardly worth my time
Iris: You're in Blogland... I'm Iris, are you okay? Where are you from?
@ed: *turns head* i didn't come here to fight with you two *smirks*
Mercy: I am but a traveller
Inky: I'm sure...whatever your name is
*tegan and Ben start crying*
MrBBWolf: *is dead*
*lived a miserable life*
*died a miserable death*
*will probably have a miserable afterlife*
@ed: did you now? Or did you see the story i had made up as substitute for my early life? *smirks*
MrBBWolf: *his pocket watch stops ticking*
Chris/ *feels really bad about not cheering up wolfs life*
*leaves hugs for Sil*
*continues to read past comments, 700 to go!*
@inky: I am sincerely sorry for causing you trouble and *looks over* making your children cry. I will find another way of getting information about what happened in the council *smirks*
Flo: *is stumbling around, lost*
(Jai, where is Wolf?)
If you didn't come to fight then fine, but you threaten my wife again and I will be back *he, inky and the kids appear in the bar*
Blogland..? That's not... Damnit!
*He punches the rock and tries to walk towards Mercy, which results in him winding up on his hands and knees as he stumbles and falls forward*
*forget leaves hugs*
*just hugs!*
**Jai gah! I need to remember to call people by there given names!
Iris: *runs over to the man to help him up*
Inky: I've never had anything to do with it
*appears in the bar* this is no place for kids
Mercy: *tilts head in confusion* are you ok mister...?
You'd rather the kids were with him?
MrBBWolf: *oh, and his hat fell off somewhere in the house*
*bored so I'm gonna recount where all his possessions are*
*his hat is on the floor, part way between the nursery and the room*
*his usual crumpled suit is on him, his watch in his pocket*
*his mothers teddy is with Lilith*
*the suit he wore to the ball and wedding is neatly folded up in a draw somewhere, pressed and ironed*
(*sighs slightly*
@Saoirse Cottage.
*leaves again*)
Inky:... Good point
(So wanna cry over wolf)
@ed: *senses you in the bar* huh, that is a splendid ability *smirks* *start hearing voice in your head* however, watch your back, time-boy...the ages of your kind being the most powerful has officially expired *whispers* you're not invincible anymore *summons a pillar and walks in, disappearing from this plane of existence*
But if your sure *the kids vanish*
Inky: what?no! Ed...
@ed: so you think i would hurt kids *giggles*
Fera, I have taken on those who dwarf your power *laughs* you are nothing
@inky: *telepathically talking* and I am not your enemy *giggle*
The kids are safe Inky, *they appear next to her*
Inky: *whimpers* leave us alone
(*changes mind and goes into detail*)
MrBBWolf: *lies there in his crumpled suit, the shirt sleeves rolled up to the crooks of his arms, collar down and the askew*
*his trousers are creased*
*his skin is ashen, his lips devoid of much colour, turning blue along with his nails*
*the covers around him are thrown off and messed up from his convulsing, sick and drool making a small pool on the pillow*
*his hair is sticking up at slightly odd angles, limp and dull*
*his eyes are closed, thankfully*
*his scars barely stand out now, they're the same colour as his ashen skin, just little lumps of flesh*
@ed: You haven't faced those who REALLY dwarf my power, and you wouldn't want to either *giggles*
(**tie askew not the askew*)
*laughs more* trust me, I have
Only, forgive me, but lament may be the only answer to him
Inky: *holds the twins close*
@inky: i just want you to take extra care...something is about to happen...something powerful...i feel it in my bones *shivers* *laughs*
*inky not only
Inky: no...not him
(I am headin off now
Nos da)
(Night Chloe)
@ed: I am not expecting you to believe me...you are used to being omniscient, so you wouldn't listen to me anyways *appears in bar* oh, well what a coincidence, i am the owner of this bar, right? now, i wonder why you teleported right here...did you have the urge to...as your wife said, why would you teleport here? *giggles*
@inky:(goodnight)
The owner of this bar is Trip
And Mr Lament alone could dwarf your power
@ed: Is he now? *shows contract of owning the bar* see? *smirks* Who is Mr. trip? *smiles* Mr lament huh...would you care to enlighten me who that is? *smirks*
*a history of his life*
*he was born, and with his birth came his mother's death*
*left with only his father to raise him he grew up with no real home, moving from place to place, each night being deserted by his father*
*his first kiss wasn't a voluntary one, his father has hired someone to celebrate his entrance into puberty*
*he was welcomed to the succubus/incubus community, met lots of them, none like him*
*when his father found out about his orientation he went mad*
*the horrible night, pinned down, screaming and struggling as his father removed his wings, tail and horns, branding him and leaving him for dead in that graveyard*
*his pitiful existence, trying in vain to control himself*
*meeting Inky, and meeting Lilith*
*meeting Chris, finding a mate*
*and the downward spiral of knowing he was hurting Chris with every touch*
*and his decision*
*and his end*
(*night Chloe*
*crawls into her corner*
*and joins the shadows and smoke*)
*He looks up and grimaces*
No... I'm about to pass out again, and a min trick will do nothing but open my eyes this time.
*With that, he drops face first into the ground*
(Mr Trip occasionally comes on here)
Mr Trip could take you down with a wave of his hand
And Mr Lament is... Complicated
I am Mr. Castalan, and THAT, is a forgery.
Mercy: wait *sees him drop*
(Trip old friend, how are you?!)
(Very well, my chum. Very well. You know how I love a dramatic entrance. Yourself?)
(You do love a good entrance
I be very well thank ye)
(Excellent.)
@ed: *cuts hand with a blade* *a portal sucks both of us in and takes us back to the location we met* huh...it is futile to look into my past, or future.. you can't see something that practically doesn't exist *smirks* oh....i can sense mr trip...the thing that is coming...mr trip is nothing compared to it *shivers* *Smiles*
(Aye
I was only just thinking how good the old days were, I kind of miss it, but as they say, nothing is eternal)
(Mind*)
*they reappear in the bar* your tricks do not work on me, and Trip is one of the best warriors I ever knew
Perhaps not, but at least I'm considerate about how I open my portals.
And nevertheless, that bar is mine, and not even the primordial god of darkness could remove it from me.
So good luck to your unimaginable force.
*laughs* Mr fera, you would challenge both I and trip on his land?
(The old days were excellent, but these days are too, in a different way. We must simply learn to see where it lies.)
(I suppose you are right, it has its own charm now, but I shall never forget those days for they were truly great)
(So says everyone no longer young.)
(Haha, very true)
@ed: oh really? than why did a copy of yourself remain there? *smirks* and i don't doubt that...but what's coming is...not even the faceless ones are...*shivers*
@trip: hmm...so, did you notice the demon eye behind you? *smirks* i didn't remove it from you, i just temporarily borrowed it *smirks* That unimaginable force is...the faceless ones were gods...the god of darkness...nothing compares to it *smirks*
Whatever your "threat" we have faced much worse
@ed: I did not challenge you, not that i would be too much of a coward to do so, just rather not seeing the point *smirks*
@ed: That is a very dull statement...there's always worse than the most horrible thing you've faced *smirks*
You did just teleport me, for me that's a threat, and that copy will simply vanish
@ed: it's not my "threat" it will be bad for everyone...we...i must stop find out what's happening and stop it *smirks*
Oh please, fought the worst of the worst
(I am back.)
Liliana: Mmm...
Bethany: Could we... Again?
Claire: A good start. You need to watch everywhere, otherwise people will take advantage of your lack of vision.
Lily: Would you like to get out of the shower?
I did. I tend to find they are of little consequence. Not to mention, they are unbelievably easy to fool. And if you happen to be lying, you just revealed your true colours.
Either way, victories for me. Now, normally I won't be throwing you such bones, but as you are returning my bar to me, I feel as though I should.
And your faceless ones do not scare me. If you know me at all, you'll know that I am long past fear.
You do that, you stop this threat, when it is a problem for me I shall take action
@ed: well, sorry, after spending years in other dimensions...i forgot that teleporting without permission is not a thing you do *smirks* yes, it will disappear, however, that just shows you can't nullify my abilities...and i wonder why that is *smirks*
I am a Lord of time, yet I have none for a threat that I don't even know
(Wb)
Well, if you're here to warn us, why are we being so confrontational?
*he walks behind the bar, picking up three glasses and pouring each of them a water*
Please, sit. Ed, you're here provisionally. Be good.
What is this threat who's details you're pussyfooting around?
(*murmurs and curls up against Soph*)
Onwa: *grins, running her hands through the feathers*
*laughs* Of course.
Hack: *grunts and stands up, brushing himself off*
*folds his arms across his chest*
Manuel: Its fine.. I do, however, need to wash my hair and self..
@trip: i wasn't talking about the faceless ones...this is something more powerful *looks up* *points at the ceiling* made out of black crystal the same stuff that they used to murder the faceless ones with...very splendid work indeed *smirks*
Of course trip, I forget my mistakes *takes a drink and sits*
@trip: I was just asking Ed's wife a few questions, and they didn't take this lightly...oh and eliminated a spy that was over-hearing the conv. between me and mrs inky ^_^
You mean my floor? Not as I recall.
You often do indeed, Ed.
@trip: well...i have no idea...but i got some information from the spy...would you like to hear it, gentlemen? *Smirks*
Trip, you need to help me here. I brought up the argument from last year about how she says women can't go out with men weaker than them, and she's being really stereotypical and I'm too rubbish at arguing.
. . .
Okay, you don't NEED to help me. Only help if you want to. :)
The past is the past trip, or in my case, it's when I choose *laughs to self*
@trip:no...the stuff that surrounds this bar...i can just smell it *take a seat*
Who are we arguing?
-----
Yuss. Hand it overrr.
Arguing with C. Sorry. Just, she's always right, so it's hard.
@trip: well you see, i sucked some information out of the spy...it contained information, that *comes to a realization* wait...so you said that you have absolutely no black crystals in this bar, or around it? *windens eyes*
I forgot to add a >:D to that, Star.
If anything happens to this bar, he and I shall protect it
@ed-trip: answer me...does this bar not have any black crystals around it or in it?
I never said I didn't have any.
And whether or not I perceive massively dangerous crystals around my bar is another matter.
Give up the goods. Spill the beans. CONFESS!
And her argument is -
"Look. Women are more important than men because women bear the children. Therefore men are stronger so that they can provide for the family. It is scientifically proven that men, when they are retired, often become suicidally depressed because they are no longer providing for the family. So if a woman goes out with a man who's weaker than her, it's WRONG. IT'S DEFYING NATURE."
Articles she's linked me -
http://www.patient.co.uk/health/depression-and-men
http://www.thinkadvisor.com/2014/06/30/the-secret-sadness-of-retired-men
http://thoughtcatalog.com/dave-elliot/2014/11/10-huge-mistakes-women-always-make-in-relationships/
Star, what's her argument?
:p
@trip: it's not that...i feel a massive amount of black crystals..something that i now realize couldn't be even if the bar was made from it...*grins* gentlemen, i think we have some company.
I love company *grins*
(*cuddles Jaimie tightly*)
Liliana: I know what we're going to do when we get home. *she grins*
(Time skip, Jaimie?)
Claire: Is there something wrong?
Lily: I have cleaned everywhere else. I suppose I could clean you, too.
@ed: i would have to agree with you *smirks* they must be from the one who hired the spy...they realized i'd taken him down *smirks* shall we fight, or shall i take care of things peacefully? *grins*
*leaps over the bar, whipping out his sword. He levels it to his fera's throat*
I don't care. Tell me.
(One moment, Star.)
The bars defences will kick in *finishes drink*
(:) Thank you.)
Onwa: Oh?
(Yes)
Hack: is this how you learnt?
Manuel: clean me?
*smiles*
@trip: you do not threaten me *leaps into sword with throat then appears behind trip* let's not fight, we already have others that are waiting outside *smirks* if you so want to have your information *claps hands* than i shall get rid of the intruders for a bit *reality warps around bar, and takes it to another realm of dark void* now here, we can talk peacefully *grins*
@ed: this was necessary...the bars' defenses wouldn't have been able to protect us from what was waiting *grins* plus it's a splendid bar, didn't want it to get damaged *smirks*
@trip: well... here's the thing, i am sure you've all heard of lord vile, right? *smirks*
(Star - Single mothers are able to have children and provide for the family by themselves. So even if a woman was in a relationship with a male who was weaker than her, even to the point of him being unable to provide at all for the family - it would not matter.)
@Sophia: Thank you. :)
This bar kept hell out, it would manage
Vile? Sure
(i dedicate this page to single mothers :P)
@ed: hell would piss itself if it had to face what was outside... *smirks* well...vile...apparently has a great grand son...and he sohuld be nothing like vile...the difference is like earth and heaven...*should be...i never met him...that's the only information i could really get out of the spy *smirks*
Liliana: We will be making a pillow.
Bethany: *she cuddles against her* Thank you...
Claire: Of course not. By this point, I was being beaten to unconsciousness by my father for being unable to defeat him.
Lily: Yep.
(I be off now)
(ok, tomorrow we continue this story, right? :) )
Firstly, whether women are more important than men is really more of a value our society has placed upon the genders. While certainly in terms of agriculture, females are significantly more valuable than males, this is because males are only required to be sperm factories and little more. If we are assessing our subconscious monkey brains, saying a female is more important than a male will be a matter of simple natural selection. Tribes that were programmed to value females would have more children and out compete the others who left pregnant women to lag behind and get eaten. But when we look at their actual society from the outside, saying either aspect was more important is like saying a builder is more important than a carpenter because they make the tools the builder needs. But then without the builder, where does the carpenter work for all day to make the tools and stay warm?
But that's sort of beside the point.
So, 'proven' isn't really correct, and 'often' is a bit strong. Not to mention to claim that it's because they are no longer providing is causation not causality. It's most possible that these men are depressed because of their declining health and relevance to the future, and the slow march of time threatening to wipe their friends and themselves off the face of the earth.
And lastly, since when did humans give a damn for the natural order? It's been a long time since we did, that's for sure. Look around you, everything you see is testament to the fact that no matter what nature tells you you should do, it's just a guideline if anything. Me saying this to you is in total defiance of everything the natural order says I should be able to. We are more than what we ever should have been, so what if we defy nature? I prefer it this way.
@trip: don't worry, your bar is going to be fine once it returns safely to its own dimension *smirks*
@trip: so....is that information valuable to you? *smirks*
(Okay, but I think I'll finish this confrontation.)
*keeps the sword pointed at the odd one*
So.
We have a threat why? If he's so good?
Thank you, Trip. :)
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