Sorry for the delay — was caught up in my Demon Road rewrite and lost track of time!
But now the moment you've been waiting for, with thanks, as ever, to Mr Tom Percival, artist extraordinaire...
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I'M SO EXCITED!
(Herro)
Her voice!
OMLI VIV!!!!!!!!
*supermegahuggletacklesofdoomvils*
HOW YA BEEEEEEEN!?!??!!??!??!
OMLI= Oh my llama intestines
(*nearly dies from supermegahuggletacklesofdoomvils*
Hi.)
(Hi viv.
@Dug breathe..)
Dying dyingdyingdyingsyinv probablysbouldnthavereplayedthwsonfagainohwellIT'SSOGREAT!
(How are your llama intestines doing?
Dang it...I have to go.
Bye!)
(Bye Viv..
*sighs*
*sits in he naught corner*)
Shaking!
GOODBYE FIVVY!
*pulls Sil out, hugging her, shaking*
(*hugs Dug gently back*
Shh.. s'okay.. don't explode..)
Oops, hit the repeat buttom! :D
(*rolls eyes*
*pokes*
Email..)
(I am back.)
Bethany: Thanks.
Liliana: I feel terrible...
(Hey *cuddles*)
*starts putting clothes in the closet*
Hmm..
*sets aside a warm coat*
Onwa: *hugs her*
Don't..
(*cuddles Jaimie back* Hello.)
Bethany: *she smiles* Always a good start.
Liliana: *she hugs her back* The poor woman...
Yep.
*sets aside a jumper too*
Onwa: I know.. I know.
(Hello)
(*glomps jack*)
(*is glomped* Chloe!)
(Hey Jacko, Hey Chloe :)
(Hello Jai, how be you?)
(Jack!
Jai !
How art everyone ?)
(I'm not so bad. You?
^^applies to Chloe
@Chloe continue?)
Bethany: That's good, also. *she sits on the side of the bed*
Liliana: *she sighs* Lets go back to the palace.
(Hello, Edward. Hello, Chloe.)
(I be good thanks Jai
How are you Chloe, I be good thanks)
(Okay !)
*holds wolfs dead body and screams* chris!
Chris: *runs down and sees wolfs bodt* no...
*choses some warm trousers too and a warm shirt*
Okay..
*choses simple underwear*
There.
*and fluffy socks*
Onwa: *teleports them back*
(Hello Soph, how are you?)
MrBBWolf: *is staring to look a bit waxy and purple*
(I'm shattered but pumped !
Hey Soph!)
*wanders past them into the kitchen looking for a drink*
(I am depressed, Edward. Yourself?)
Bethany: Thanks. *she smiles, starting to get dressed*
Liliana: Do you enjoy torture?
(Oh, I am good thanks)
Chris: falls to his knees* no...how could he do this
*cries and lays him dowb* I w was too l late.. A sorry
You're welcome.
*keeps putting clothes away*
Onwa: I..
*shrugs*
*walks up behind Chris holding a drink* Whats going on here then?
*can smell ed*
*shouts* ed! Come here,,,please
MrBBWolf: *he did this with a noose Chris*
Chris: *turns* can't you see ? *shouts* he's dead...
(Hi.)
*Tanya drives a car through Blogland, stopping on a hill, getting out, sitting on the hood of the car and looking at the sunset*
Oh *drinks* he is indeed
(Hey Kas
*strangles jai*)
(Hello Kas)
MrBBWolf: *for once a doesn't shout a retort at ed*
(*laughs and pushes Kas away*)
(**Chloe not kas!!!)
(hello kas!)
*cries* c can't you help him dear?
*looks around and finishes drink* I could help, yes
(Hello.)
*Tanya reloads her revolver without taking her eyes off the sunset*
(Stop making such a dad scene funny!)
(Can't help it!!!)
MrBBWolf: *lays there dead, definitely not being funny*
*hugs him * Thank you sweetie
(If Jai allowed it, time travel to save him?)
Tis ok *hugs her*
(Face plants
The floor)
Bethany: You could have chosen more elaborate underwear, you know?
Liliana: Please, answer me.
((XD
You can if you want ed. Wolf won't be too happy.)
*laughs*
Sorry..
Onwa: *sighs*
Yes I enjoy torture.
(Thanks)
*vanishes and reappears holding Wolf from just before by his coat* Here *the dead wolf vanishes due to timelines*
Bethany: It's fine. I meant more for your benefit?
Liliana: Why?
Wolf!
Thanks ed sweetheart! -8kisses*
Chris: wolf...
*as the sun sets, Tanya returns to the car and drives off, leaving Blogland behind*
MrBBWolf: *struggles, eyes wide*
Let me go!!!
*smiles*
Mmm..
Onwa: it's.. amusing.
*slinks in from the shadows and pokes Tempest's arm*
Hey, Snuuuu... how have you been?
Chris: *shootd up and hugs him*
Its ok *drops wolf and kisses Inky* now wolf, these people care about you
*Is hugged by Chris* its ok
I have been
hmmm
me-like
How're you, all you lot?
(*pokes snowy*
*winks*)
MrBBWolf: *sighs, hugging Chris back*
Chris: I can't thank yoh enough
Silente Tempest I swear on the seven seas, I'll kill you
Don't worry about it
Bethany: *her cheeks go red*
Liliana: How so?
(Hey snooooow)
one moment, I'll be back in a second. Got to pack my schoolbag.
I've been mostly okay, Snuuuu.
(Hello snow)
Chris ; *kisses wolf* don't you dare do that again
Awww Ed, look how happy you've made them *smilrs*
Aye, they do seem happy *smiles and finishes drink*
(*winks again*)
MrBBWolf: *kisses her back*
*sags into the corner*
*laughs*
Onwa: *shrugs*
they're so useless and pathetic.
Chris: follows him* please wolf..,
Shall we go to the pub?
*smiles* pub? Yes!!!
*Sits in her corner*
(Hello Gemma)
Hehe *takes his hand * come on! *pulls him along*
(Hi gem)
(Hello, Gemma.)
Bethany: ... What?
Liliana: No, Onwa, they are not...
Did someone call me?
hehe *allows himself to be taken to the pub*
*enters the pub and orders them both a lot of drinks^
*ever so slightly hits Tempest on the head viciously*
*sits down and begins drinking* thank you
Hello Snowbel, I believe you summoned me.
Tis okay honey *drinks*
*drinks* do you think chris and wolf will be ok?
*blinks at the seven seas*
I wasn't expecting you to appear, not for another hundred years.
(SORRY WAS TIDYING MY ROOM ALL DAY!)
Kali: *an intense pain burns through her head* *pain from the energy she installed in her and Felix's heads one night he was asleep* *twin streams of energy that would alert one if the other was hurt* Shit...
*drinks* I hope so...I mean lilith needs wolf...
(*hugs gemmy*
*WINKS AT SNOW*)
MrBBWolf: I-it went wrong..
Beautiful.. it doesn't matter what underwear you wear.
Onwa: They are.
(hello bob)
True *drinks* but... I just hope wolf sees that
*calmly, casually murders Tempest violently*
Kay: *teleports into Tanya's car* Where are you off to?
oh, Bobs here!
Yes, I know but I had an opening in my schedule so
*shrugs*
Why not
Felix: *collapses*
Sophie ( *smirks and walks away*
Chris: I'm glad
(Hey Snow!)
Bethany: I'm not beautiful...
Liliana: If someone would torture you, would you find that equally amusing?
(Welcomes sis!)
Yes...so do I...
Kali: *fades into Felix's house* Yo Felix?
well, now I'm just unprepared. Warn a girl, Steven, when you're going to appear a hundred years early.
(You too sis!)
We need to make him see lilith needs him
(*is murdered*)
MrBBWolf: *shakes head*
You are.
Onwa: *tilts head*
Hmm.. presumably not.
*felix is behin the phb*
*nods at Tempest's corpse* serves you right
Chris; please ...
But how?
Kali: *runs through Blogland, getting to the pub* *goes round the back* Shit Felix!
Bethany: I'm not...
Liliana: *she sighs* I used to find it amusing... But now I do not. *she thinks for a moment* Why do you not torture me, tonight, and see how far you can get?
I... I don't know
(*zombies*
*eats snows brain*
*winks*)
MrBBWolf: *shakes head*
(*glares at jack*)
You are.
Onwa: I.. do not want to see you hurt.
(What?
I havnt got your reply yet,signal)
Chris: I I thought I lost you...I can't... *dhakes*
*thinkd*
*is too drunk to think properly*
*hoccups*
You zombies are all the same. All about the brains and the flesh.
Beats me why you don't try cabbage. A lot less running involved when getting a cabbage. And the waste is easier to dispose of.
*tuts at Zombie-Tempest*
hehe *drinks*
(Just you wait)
MrBBWolf: Shh.. Chris.. I-I did it for the good..
FLAILS
FLAILS
(Yo Chloe, PWEASE can I have a reply?)
Bethany: *she finishes dressing, shaking her head*
Liliana: Why? Because you love me? And what about the people who love the people who you torture? Do you think they want someone close to them suffer a fate worse than death? To be broken beyond repair? Or do their feelings not matter?
*kisses her gently*
Definitely.
Onwa: *frowns*
Why are you saying this to me. I care about you, other people just.. Don't matter.
I dedicate this page to MAHU
#MAHU
MYCROFT AND HIS UMBRELLA
(because I owe Ember a thing)
(Shiz
Sorry sis!)
Felix: v Vel *breaths heavily*
What's soooo funny?
Chris: what good would come of it? Everyone will be heartbroken
(hear hear)
Yooouuuu
MrBBWolf: *shakes head*
But no one would be hurt..
(Hear hear)
(No worriezzz! :P)
Kali: *flinches at her name* *sighs* What happened... *energy tendrils begin to stick together the wound*
(Hear hear.)
Bethany: *she kisses her back* No...
Liliana: Not to you... But to other people, to themselves... Of course they matter. The only difference between them and me is the fact you care about me. There is no other difference. And yet you refuse to torture me and not them. So why don't you just torture me instead? Surely it would be more fun?
Felix: s Soph....
Hehe *laughs hysterically and launches I to eds arms* I love youuuu
Chris: it'll hurt more with you dead
*holds her close* I love you toooo
Kali: *sighs* How am I not surprised... *finishes with the stab wound*
gotta fly, bye guys
Yep. Come on, let's go get Claire?
Onwa: No. It wouldn't be more fun. I would never put you through that much pain. I care about you. The world could crumble and being sure you lived would be my one priority. I don't care about other people, when they squirm or scream it is amusing. With you it is just torture and pain.
(Goodbye, Snow.)
(Bye Snow!)
MrBBWolf: *shakes head*
I'm draining you..
(Bye snow :)
(Byii snow )
*kisses* your amaaaaazing
Felix: not really pregnant....
Bethany: Sure.
Liliana: It is exactly the same, no matter who you torture. Squirming, screaming and pain. No matter who you torture, it will be exactly the same. It will not be any more fun, whether it be me or someone else. It is only your mind which thinks differently, even though they are exactly the same events.
So are yoooouuuu *kisses*
Kali: *laughs* No way?! Now I did not see that coming!
*dmiles and kisses* Awww
You made our friends very happy, I'm proud of you
*threads her fingers through beths and walks to Claire's room*
Onwa: it isn't the same Liliana. Torturing you would be like tearing my own heart out and crushing it. Torturing other people, for who I care not, is funny.
Chris; I don't care!!!
Felix: it's not funny *sits up with head in hands*
*kisses ad smiles* Thanks, im changed you see
*kisses* you are amazing
So are you *kisses* How about a trip, pick a place
MrBBWolf: *winces*
*quietly*
Well I do..
Kali: No, your right, it isn't funny. The only thing that is funny is that you lost me, then she turned on you. You lost both of us, I hope you're happy. *begins to fade* Bye Felix, have a nice life and try not to get in any more trouble. I may not come to save you next time.
Bethany: *she opens the door*
Claire: *she is distributing her weapons around the room in a very ordered manner*
Liliana: But you are doing exactly the same thing... Just because you care about me doesn't make it right to torture others.
*kisses* hmmmm...Japan?
Felix: I wanted you to stay
But fine *shouts* I'll find someone else
Someone more mature
Someone better
Chris: you can't care when you're dead
*rolls eyes, leaning against the door frame*
Neat.
Onwa: *scowls slightly*
I never said it was right. I said it was fun.
MrBBWolf: But I can care now.
*they appear In the middle of a street In japan* ok
Kali: Be my guest. *pops out of existence on Blogland*
Claire: Oh, hi. It's all tactically placed. *she shrugs on her coat* Are we ready?
Liliana: But it shouldn't be...
Felix: *sighs* fine
*looks around in amazement * wow...
Chris: who shall stop me from following you when your gone?
Yep, all ready.
Onwa: Why not? I think its fun.
MrBBWolf: Inky will, and Lilith, and your common sense.
Chris: inky won't know...lilith cat stop me
MrBBWolf: *takes his hands*
You know better than to kill yourself because of me.
Kali: *fades back to the gate* Hey.
Gatekeeper: Hi Kali, you feeling better?
Kali: *beams* Much, thanks, mind letting me through?
Gatekeeper: Sure thing. *opens the gates*
Kali: Thanks. *walks through*
Well, what first?
Chris : the pain... *slips hands away*
Felix: *goes to the cottage *
*realises no one is home*
*goes to leave*
Taw : felix? *she looks pale and has t had much sleep*
*the baby bump has gotten bigger*
Felix: hey..
MrBBWolf: *sighs*
You get over pain..
*points to Tokyo tower*
*they appear at the top of the tower* nice view *smiles*
Claire: *she slips on her wellies* Then lets go.
Liliana: Please... If you're going to torture anyone... Please do it to me? Or at least, just hurt me instead?
Chris: I don't know that...
Kali: *gets to the Palace* Hey mum.
Elektra: Hi sweetheart, I didn't realise you left.
Kali: Yeah, there was a problem with Felix and I just went to see...
Elektra: Oh dear, is he alright.
Kali: He will be...
Elektra: What did you do?
Kali: Ummm... I kind of... Left... Him... *begins to explain*
It is *smiles*
Okay. Beth, do you have boots for yourself?
Onwa: I won't hurt you Liliana.. next except for recreationally.. please don't ask me go change.
*hands her a glass of wine* to wolf and Chris
MrBBWolf: That's because you're lucky.. haven't felt pain before..
*toats+ hear hear
Felix; so how are you holding up?
Taw: alright *dmiles *
Felix ; sure ... *raises an eyebrow*
Taw: *smile drops* I'm alone...
Felix: *hugs her* it's okay
*taw starts crying *
*drinks* aye, hear hear
Bethany: I... No...
Liliana: I am not. Perhaps substitute your feelings to hurt someone else by hurting me recreationally?
Chris: *mutters* that's right...being lonely most your life...you get used to it *goes to leave * do it, I'll just get over it and resume my miserable life
Kali: I mean, he called me immature for gods sake!
Elektra: To be honest darling, just disappearing like that was a bit immature...
Kali: *growls*
Elektra: *looks shocked* Talk to him, go and apologise and things will sort themselves out.
Kali: *sighs and begins to fade*
(Back soonish!)
*smiles* I'm proud of you, I love you
Want to make some for yourself?
Onwa: *sighs*
As you wish.
*materializes a collar with a bell on around her own neck*
MrBBWolf: Chris..
Awwwww, I love you too *the sun starts to set*
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