Sorry for the delay — was caught up in my Demon Road rewrite and lost track of time!
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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MrBBWolf: I.. I was going to t-tie myself up..?
Chris: that didn't sound so certain...
MrBBWolf: *sighs*
I.. I was g-going to.. dispose of myself..
*hangs head*
Chris: *frowns * why...WHY WOLF?
MrBBWolf: *grimaces, taking a step back*
Chris: *steps towards him* you would leave that precious baby girl? How could I tell her that her dad took his own life and left her?
*after a lot of persuasion from her parents, Kali gets out of bed and begins to forget about Felix*
Pearl: *grins*
MrBBWolf: *whimpers, *stepping back again*
C-chris I.. I wasn't.. I was.. I..
Felix: *shoulders slump* you made me lose her and know you plan on killing me? *shoves her away* you aren't pregnant are you
Soph; *smirks* I should've become an actress
Felix: *growls* that's low
*locks the doors when she steps out* You might wanna hold on, we're going to go fast. *holds out his hand, humming if you go out in the woods today*
Chris : let me guess...you wanted to do yourself in so you wouldn't hurt anyone. Well what about lilith? When she's older she would think she's a monster and might follow in her fathers footsteps
Pearl: *giggles and holds his hand*
MrBBWolf: *shakes head frantically*
Sh-she isn't a monster..
Kali: *comes out of her room with immaculate hair and makeup, wearing a gown and necklace* *finds her old throne and sits on it* *smirks*
MrBBWolf. :o
Chris: she'll think so
Felix : *summons kuru kara* you vicious bitch
Soph: Felix, don't you see? I have to kill you to rest in peace
MrBBWolf: n-no.. she won't.. you'll t-teach her to k-know better..
* holds her tightly, without hurting her* Okay, try not to faint this time. *manipulates the air to start floating* Come out, come out wherever you are, we have a new comer and I believe we should let her choose whether or not she wants to be a vampire.
Sil2: *watches skully, grinning like a demonic munchkin*
Chris: but how would I explain that daddy committed suicide because of why he was?
(Demonic munchkin XD)
MrBBWolf: Y-you wouldn't..
*points at the note he left*
*according to the very official letter he joined the army and was missing in action*
Chris: don't kill yourself...please
MrBBWolf: I.. I n-need to..
(lol at the demonic munchkin :P has to take lucy out now will be less than an hour soo yeh ) *flys around holding her stopping whenever they meet a new person* -insert dialog with new people here- *continues till she knows most people*
Chris: n no...you don't ... *shakes*
MrBBWolf: p-please Chris.. d-don't..
Chris: *shouts* I won't let you
(Is it possible to hate a character that you created?)
(@Chloe it really is.)
MrBBWolf: *winces, whimpering*
P-please Chris.. d-don't make this an-ny harder..
Chloe, I need to email you something. But I don't have your email. Mind letting me know what it is?
Also, not staying. Got a shower to take.
*poofs quickly*
Kali: *is a happy little Princess Goddess*
Pearl: *grins* This is amazing... How do you fly and everything?!
(It's on my profile Lavy)
Chris; I will not stop protesting!
*lil starts to cry *
MrBBWolf: *flinches at the crying*
*he, himself, is also leaking from the eyes*
*whimpers*
I-I'm.. I'm sorry Chris..
*spins, grabbing the window edge and vaulting through the window*
Felix: *charges at Sophie and she dodges*
Soph: come on baby, you can try harder than that
Felix; you made her leave!
Chris: no! *summons fiddle and plays, manipulating water to trap wolf in a bubble*
Kali: *has a wonderful kingdom*
(CHLOE I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS!)
Magic ... pure and simple, if you got it then you can control it to do pretty much anything. (really has to go now, out of shower)
(Does she have something like a crystal ball to see what's happening in the world?)
Felix: *drunkingly swings *
Soph/ *smiles and plunges the knife in his stomach*
MrBBWolf: *lands in the giant bubble, looking shocked and confused*
Chris: *makes the bubble rise and float into the room*
*stops the water, freeing wolf* stupid ass
MrBBWolf: *coughs slightly, blushing, looking sad*
Chris: *kneels* please...don't do that again
MrBBWolf: *hangs his head sadly*
Chris: please wolf...i icant take it anymore *shakes* it kills me inside to see you like this...i cant lose you...Lilith cant...
MrBBWolf: *looks at his hands*
I have t-to..
Chris: *shakes his head* no...no you don't. fed on others...just don't leave me
MrBBWolf: *shakes his head*
I-I can't keep.. feeding from people..
Chris: then feed off me...
MrBBWolf: I don't want to kill you..
Chris: I don't want you to die...
(I am back.)
Claire: Hmm... Can we play it like a game of hangman?
Liliana: Right... We can go and heal her, remove her memory of the torture and pay her family some money.
(welcomes Sophia ^^)
MrBBWolf: A-and I don't want to be a murderer!
*laughs*
Hangman? Hmm..
Onwa: *nods*
Okay..
Chris: is there no hope of getting you to change your mind? you want me to raise your daughter? No i will not *stands*
I am going back to my swamp.
That way you will have to raise her
*runs out of the nursery and down the stairs, out of the cottage*
Claire: Please?
Bethany: Hang... man?
Liliana: Can we teleport?
(I will be back soon.)
Lavender Hope is BACK!!! :D :D :D
*laughs*
I feel happier than I've felt in a looooong time! It feels so good to be happy again! :D
But wbd for now. Still getting ready for bed.
(welcomes Lavy!)
(i replied to the email btw)
(*frowns deeply* wait.. what..)
MrBBWolf: Chris!
*jumps up and bolts after him, passion and lust already being projected at Chris to call him back*
Its a game..
Onwa: *nods and teleports them*
Ooh, thanks!
*looks at her picture and laughs*
Oops, probably not the right one at this moment, I do actually feel a little, slightly tiny bit crazy. :P
(It can't.. you can't end a book like that with no plan for a sequel.. that's.. what?! It makes no sense.. it.. that.. it.. what?!?!)
(Sorry for disappearing.
I can't stay...
*hugs everyone and poofs*)
(i replied to Lavy's email)
Chris: *starts to be attracted* i c cant t take it anymore...
(My head hurts now..it.. that.. But.. NO! You just CAN'T end a book like that!!! It's not finished!!!)
(@Jai hahahaha tough!
I'm not getting any sequels I want either. Such is life.)
(what book is tat?)
(Dorothy must die..
It..
It doesn't..
There isn't a happy ending or a sad ending there just ISN'T an ending!!! It's like she was writing it and then got bored so she stopped!!!)
MrBBWolf: Chris please..
(hehe)
CHris: *falls to his knnes* i can't....it hurts too much..i want my old life back...when there was no hurt
(Words cannot express how deeply I have come to loathe this sinful book who soul, should it possess one, is a dark and rotten one, laid deep within his black and empty core! Bah! I damn this book to the firey pits of hell for truly it is far fouller than the devil!)
MrBBWolf: *swallows*
Please.. c-come back..
*increases the passion, hating himself for what he's doing*
(hehehehehehe XD)
Chris: *stands up* o okay...i know what youre doing...
Replied(twice, accidentally) Chloe!
I thought Dorthy Must Die did have a sequel?
*hugs Kas*
See you later, I hope.
(peoples where meant to say hi with their characters :P now i feel bad btw im back )
MrBBWolf: *takes his hand gently*
I'm sorry..
*leads him back to the house, sitting him beside Lilith's cot*
I.. I'll send Inky here soon..
*kisses his forehead*
Stay here for me..
(@lavy oh. So it does..
I MUST FIND THE WICKED SHALL RISE!!!)
Welcome back, Keiron. :)
(hello Keiron!
and Kay Lav!)
Chris: o okay...
*gives a quick laugh and pokes Sil's nose, smiling*
I've read a sample of Dorthy must die, but how good is the rest of it?
(hey lavy and hey inky :P )
MrBBWolf: *kisses him gently, eyes tearful*
I'm so sorry...
*walks out, away from the house*
*walks all the way back to his home*
*and sets up the noose*
*calls Inky*
(@Lavy its a very fast paced book.
Then it slows down a bit.
Then it pisses you off at the end.)
*picks up* hello?
Chris: just sits there* no...
MrBBWolf: *forces his voice to be cheery*
Hi Inky. I was just calling to say that Chris needs you at the house. I'd go myself but I'm busy getting the shopping in and buying some more toys for Lilith..
*picks up on the lie and frowns* no you aren't...
(I am back.)
Bethany: But... Hanging people isn't a game...
Claire: You guess letters in a word - for each one you get wrong, part of a hanging man is drawn. If the man gets completed, you lose.
Bethany: Why would you draw someone hanging...?
Liliana: *she stands up* Can you remove the silver?
MrBBWolf: *swallows*
Y-yes I am.. Okay, no I'm not. But Chris does need you at home and I am busy..
Maybe a different game is in order?
Onwa: *nods, standing up*
*the silver slowly melts off of the woman*
Woman: *is staring, petrified, hyperventilating, and quite badly burnt*
*laughs*
Well, with the sequel, maybe it won't be too bad an ending. :P
Welcome back, Soph!
*looks at the time and frowns*
*knows she should go to sleep, but doesn't want to yet*
(Sleeeeeeep lavy :)
What are you doing ?
MrBBWolf: I'm hungry and I don't want to drain Chris..
*leaves her to fill in the blanks, knowing she'll probably presume he's gone out to a bar*
(Hello, Lavender.)
Claire: No, come on. Lets play.
Liliana: I... Am sorry. Very sorry... I did not want to hurt you. *she shows the woman her leg, her fingers and underneath her arm* All of what I did to you, I did to myself, also.
*raises an eyebrow*
Hmm..
Woman: *stares at Liliana, looking half wild*
Onwa: *carefully places a hand on the woman's foot, starting to heal her*
What? No!
*runs to the cottage*
*goes to the nursery*
What is wolf up to?
Chris: he's going to kill himself
*curses and runs out, towards his place*
Claire: Do you have some paper?
Liliana: I really am sorry... I did try and lessen your pain.
MrBBWolf: *hangs up at 'What? No!'*
*sighs and throws his phone to the ground*
*climbs the tree, necklace of rope on*
*says a prayer and jumps*
*:(*
I don't think so..
Woman: *nods slowly, trying to breathe evenly*
Meeeeeeehhhhhhh
(really late reply, but was emailing :P)
Fiiiiineeeeeee, night guys!
*hugs everyone*
(Nooooooo)
Inky: *runs and swipes the rope with her dagger*
(*hugs lavender back*)
Bethany: *her hands glow white, and some parchment forms in Claire's hands*
Claire: Yay! How many letters?
Liliana: *her hands glow black, and a large bag of gold forms in her hands* *she places it next to her* I am very, very sorry. *she holds out her dagger, handle facing towards the woman* Feel free to cut me, if you wish.
MrBBWolf: *drops*
(Nos da hope)
Wolf!
*rolls eyes*
Thirteen. Six in the first word, underscore, seven in the second word.
Woman: *just stares, eyes down cast, sure this is a trap*
MrBBWolf: *lays on the ground*
Claire: *she draws down the appropriate number of lines - the underscore, also* E?
Liliana: *she kneels next to her, her knees behind her, so her legs are not of much use* *she moves her hands behind her back* I am not going to hurt you. If it makes you feel any better, I want you to cut me. I have done something unforgivable to you, and only wish you peace. There is enough gold to last you and your family for six generations.
*kneels down and shakes hum* are you alive?
Second to last letter of the first word.. second and fifth of the last word.
----e-_-e--e--
Woman: *swallows*
Its okay my q-queen.. i-it was an honour to serve you both..
MrBBWolf: *nope*
Claire: *she writes down the letters* A?
Liliana: No. Do not say that. *she places the dagger in the woman's hand* What is your name?
Please... Lilith needs you! Chris does too ! You selfish bastard!
First and last letter of the first word.
A---ea_-e--e--
Woman: M-Mariee..
MrBBWolf: *well that's just rude*
(Jai! Stop making a sad moment funny!)
*whimpes and picks him up*
*takes him to the cottage*
MrBBWolf: *sorry, sorry*
*is limp in her arms*
*skin tight and an ashen colour*
Chris!
(Must go to Kung fu now
Bye!)
(Bye!)
Bethany: Is the first word... Ashlea?
Liliana: Hello, Marie. Are you alright?
*grins*
Yup.
Mariee: I..
*looks slightly confused and rather scared*
I-I am.. Okay?
*keeps her eyes down cast*
F-forgive me but I.. May have dirtied myself, your majesty..
Onwa: *snorts slightly in order to not outright laugh*
Claire: Hmm... And is the last one Tempest?
Liliana: *she shoots a glare at Onwa* It is perfectly fine, Mariee. *her hands glow black, and Mariee becomes cleaner again* So are you alright?
Yep. Okay, maybe it wasn't the best password..
But that's not exactly it.
*takes the paper, using a pen to write it out*
'4$h/34_T3mp3$t'
Onwa: *holds up her hands in surrender*
Mariee: Th-thank you my leige.. and yes I am q-quite alright..
So ill . . .
(*hugs star*)
*hugs Jai*
Wbd. Einner happening soon. Not sure I'm able to dot up at the table . . . I might have to askif I caneat mine on the sofa . . .
In other news, the Stormlight Archive is brilliant.
*Dinner
*sit
Oh.
I meant msd.
Sorry.
(@Star *cuddles* awww :/)
(Ah. Poop..)
*hugs Jai*
:)
Thank you for existing.
(*raises an eyebrow at star*
Uh..?)
:) Well, I felt glad you existed at that moment, so I decided to say it.
. . .
Sometimes I think these things at random times. Like how I compliment people on their bag after they've had it for six months, because idk it just struck me how nice it . . . was . . . is . . . what tense am I talking in . . . so I decided . . . decide . . . to say it.
(xD *hugs star* your ill brain is funny..)
*hugs Star-Bubble*
I hope you feel better soon, Bubble
:)
I guess we're done with truth or dare?
(I dedicate this page to 'We Are One'
As you go through life you'll see
There is so much that we
Don't understand
And the only thing we know
Is things don't always go
The way we planned
But you'll see every day
That we'll never turn away
When it seems all your dreams come undone
We will stand by your side
Filled with hope and filled with pride
We are more than we are
We are one
If there's so much I must be
Can I still just be me
The way I am?
Can I trust in my own heart
Or am I just one part
Of some big plan?
Even those who are gone
Are with us as we go on
Your journey has only begun
Tears of pain, tears of joy
One thing nothing can destroy
Is our pride, deep inside
We are one
We are one, you and I
We are like the earth and sky
One family under the sun
All the wisdom to lead
All the courage that you need
You will find when you see
We are one
Because.. in a way it kinda represents all the good things about blogland? At least to me it does..)
:) *hugs Jai*
Glad you think so. :P Though my brain is generally funny. :P
(Hello, Star.)
Claire: Thanks. *she takes out her phone, inputting the Wi-Fi password*
Liliana: Good. Would you like me to remove the memories of your experience?
(Hear hear!)
*rolls eyes*
You're welcome. Right. Unpack and get read for the walk, Kay?
Mariee: If.. if my leige wishes for me to remember my experience..
*is shaking a tiny bit*
Then it would be an honour to keep them..
(xD that person who i sent my 15th picture to is now talking to me about kittens because I send her a picture of a kitten.)
Claire: Sure.
Liliana: *she places her hands at the side of her head, erasing her memory of the torture and all the events after it - other than being given the gold*
*takes beths hand, walking back to their own room*
Mariee: *blinks, looking down at Liliana before looking away*
My leige.. would you like a hand up?
I'm probably exaggerating it, anyway. I tend to portray myself on here, and I'm feeling bleh so I'm probably portraying myself as bleh in order to portray myself accurately. If that makes sense.
Bethany: *she smiles, walking with her*
Liliana: No, I am fine, thank you. *she stands up*
(Star - that is perfectly fine.)
(That's fine star :)
*smiles*
I love you Beth..
Mariee: *nods*
Yes my queen..
*steps back to give her space*
Thank you very much for the gift..
Ohmygosh.
My mum conflicting with the rest of my family is pretty much a perfect represemtation of capitalism vs. socialism. :P
My mum being the socialist who keeps telling everyone they should do things out the goodness of their heart to help the family as a whole. My siblings being strong capitalists. :P
Also, I realised that mqybe I'm NOT exaggering it. Verballly, my sentences are just kaputt. XD
(*cuddles star* nawwww. Our I'll little friend.)
*sighs*
(*hugs kas*)
Three messages and nobody noticed I was here.
*sighs*
*is hugged*
Hi.
(Hey. Sorry for not noticing you..)
*sighs*
Don't be.
Bethany: I love you, too. What should I wear to go for a walk?
Liliana: You are welcome.
Something warm?
Mariee: *nods*
May I return home..?
:) *hugs Jai*
Lol spending time with my family is actually Insoector Calls revision.
Sorta.
:P
Sorry Kas. I'm not really here. :( :(
*sighs*
I'm sorry. See you later. Take care.
Bethany: Could you... choose?
Liliana: By all means.
Purple!
(Hello, Dugglyn.
I will be back soon.)
(Sorry was eating.)
Hmm.. I could try..
Onwa:*lays a hand on her shoulder and teleports her home*
(Hey Duggy! Reply on the amigoes blogggghggg!!!)
Hi Sophia! :)
See you soon!
XD Just did!
Oh, they make me laugh/
And always make me cry
'Til they drop like flies/
And sink like polished stones
Of all the stones I throw/
How does that old song go?
How does that old song go?
*hugs Tia*
*hugs Star, too*
*laughs* :P
Might be a bit here.
Might also be not here.
idk. :P
TAIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D
*supermegahuggletacklesofdoomvils*
(*pats her head*
Good Duggy :)
*hugs Taia*)
We saw the tulip fields yesterday! :D >>>>>>>>>
*frowns at the head patting*
(Pwetty :D)
(*pats her head more*)
DUGGLYN!!!!!!!! C: C: C:
*is supermegahuggletackleofdoomvilled/hugs back*
Hey! :)
How are you? & your eyes? :P
*hugs Sil* :)
How're you doing?
(I'm okay thanks Taia. You?)
@Sil: :P
O_O
NICE, Dugglyn. :0
Ikr! They just went on and on! We took a ton of pictures!
*frowns, snapping at her fingers*
I'm good, thanks, Jai. :)
Supposed to be revising, though, which is not working very well.
It's HARD. :P
(*laughs*
*RUFFLES HER HAIR*
*PATS HER SKULL UNTIL IT CAVES IT*
*PATS HER BRAIN UNTIL IT'S MUSH AND GOO*
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
*manages to eat Sil's hand before her head caves in*
(Noooo
Sadness swirls within me like the snow
I've frozen out the only friend I'll ever know
There's no way I can win, but I wish that I had been there for her long ago.
Lifes too Short
To be such an oblivious fool, so reckless that I couldn't see..
Life's too Short to be so desperate to be loved that I only ever though of me.
I wish I saw things clearly, I guess I'm just not the sort.
Now all I know is lifes too Short..)
(*frowns at her eaten hand*
*caves her head in with the stump wrist*)
O_O
*WOuld give Dugglyn a crash helmet or something but... I think it's too late :P*
*shakes, eyes wide*
()
*she's Now a ghost*
*haunts Sil*
(*is secretly a ghost buster*
*busts Dug the ghost*)
(Even though it's a fact that positrons don't react like that..)
*her fingers hover over the two profile picture possibilities*
Artemis Fowl or Brandi Carlile? Artemis fowl of Brandi Carlile?!
*shakes*
Series over. Over! OVER!!_!
Concert September. So long! LONG!!!
nxjznsjssjssjsjsj
(@Dug given your name, Artemis Fowl because then your name shpwns Brandi Carlile and your picture shows Artemis?)
ARGH I CAN'T DECIDE I'M SHAKING
(Oh. Well you've changed your name now.)
Deep breaths..
*hyperventilates*
Oh dear..
*grins*
Ooooooooo Ooooooooo
I have seen the Firewatcher's Daughter
Watching fires burn from smoke to black
There's nothing she won't burn
From Styrofoam to urns to someone else's ashes in a sack
(*hugs the malfunctioning dug*)
This song!!!
Bayreuth
AND THAT PART NDHDHDUEJDU
*DIESDIESDIESDIESIDESISIIDJDJDJEIDIDDKEKKEJEJDJ*
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