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Hey!
*laughs and takes it off her head*
Don't look...
*slips off her dress half-way and puts the top and jacket on*
*Her dress changes into jeans*
Done.
Chi: *looks at the twins*
A-alright...
Onwa: Then a curry we shall have. Leg, arm, breast, bum, cheek? Any favoured part?
Good girl..
(*whispers* H-hi K-k-kas-s-s)
*looks away* Alright, I don't see anything that resembles trousers but that would be too convenient now wouldn't it ?Right has fletch got everyone in place ? we should probably start driving towards the coast or we'll never get there in time.
*hugs Seirsha and buries her in blankets*
I think so...
Yeah, let's go
*Smiles*
Bethany: What would you like your house to be like?
Liliana: Hmm... I will go for the leg.
Onwa: Very well.
*forms a Cleaver in her hand, removing the girl she grabbed's legs*
*starts scrapping the meat off of the bone*
*leaves the store and walks towards the Bentley before nodding as if saying goodbye* Come on you. *gets in the drivers seat and starts the engine waiting on her*
(Yay - blankets that haven't been in my freezing cold room all day... Thanks Kas! *squeezes*)
Chi: um... I- I don't know...
3 bedrooms...
*Quickly gets in the passenger seat and puts her seatbelt on*
Ok
*smiles*
(*sneezes* Well it's official - I now have a cold from being in a house with no heating... (How can that even be possible?!))
*rolls eyes*
Three rooms, one with ensuite. One communal bathroom. A modern kitchen a large living room a small conservatory aaaaand..
*thinks*
A games room.
*nods*
Bethany: Would you like it here or...?
Liliana: I really do have a good time with you.
*slams on the gas going faster than ever before* alright it'll be two minutes before i'm at a designated stopping point,just somewhere I can park the bentley and no one will notice
*hugs Seirsha tightly and makes her tea*
Onwa: *grins*
I should hope so. After all, we share a kingdom, my leige.
*starts chopping the meat into smaller parts*
Alright.
*is grinning widely at the speed they're going*
Woah!
(Goodnight everyone, I love you all.
*Hugs everyone tightly apart from Sophia*
Goodnight, Sophia.
*Smiles*)
(*hugs gem tightly back* sleep well!)
That's us here *slamming on the breaks and getting out almost before they are at a fullstop*
(goodnight will continue tomorrow ... dun dun dun I love cliffhangers :P)
(TEA!
Anyone for rp?)
*offers biscuits*
(No thanks Seir. I'm gonna sleep soon.
Art ---->)
@Jai that's good. Is that Sophia?
( My Annoying Disease
Okay, so I have this "disease" as seen on the link above, and the symptoms only happen when I'm out on a long walk or occaisionally in the supermarket where the have the fridges where they blow the cold air.
It's happening to one of my fingers and three of my toes... AND I'M INSIDE FOR GODS SAKE!)
(Goodnight, Gemma.)
Liliana: Would you like to use my dagger?
(Okay Jai! *steals the biscuits*)
(Its just an N7 operative Kas. Any relationship to people dead or alive is purely coincidental.)
Onwa: That may be easier, yes.
(Of course, Jaimie.)
Liliana: *she hands Onwa her dagger*
(Four toes and counting...)
(*raises an eyebrow at Soph* what? You disagree?)
Onwa: *chops the meat with a lot more ease now, into small chunks*
Pot. Water. Stove.
(*hugs Seirsha*
My dad has that.
I don't know if I do, maybe I've inherited it. It sometimes takes me over an hour of lying in a very warm bed to get my toes warm. So it's not serious but still annoying. My toes are always so cold...)
(*hugs Kas* I got it from my Nanna... :()
(*places Seirsha's feet on the RTG worm*)
(You are well aware that I do, Jaimie.)
Liliana: We should probably go into the hall to do it? It would be a shame to cover our bedroom in hot water.
(*raises an eyebrow and wonders what that possibly could be*)
*hugs Jai :)*
(*smiles* Indeed I do. Okay, it was meant to be Soph but turned out slightly wrong..Its not a very good portrayal of her in my opinion..)
Onwa: *nods and levitates the chunks*
(*hugs star back*)
(I like it, Jai. *hugs*)
(It's a device that emanates heat. Enjoy!)
(If you ignore the left side of the mouth and the left eye it's not as bad.)
(*hugs back* thanks.)
(And ignore the ear..)
(*giggles* Yay! *hugs it* You give heat - we are now friends!)
(*radiates)
(*stares* Well, that's a fast way to make friends.)
(It is not a bad portrayal by any means. My cheeks are a little thinner than on the image - and my lips are not as thick, but other than that it is very, very close. I like it, Jaimie. It is very good. Well done.)
Liliana: *she smiles, opening the door for Onwa and holding it*
(The chubby cheeks are adorable! But the lips are a bit much..and the chin might be a bit weak..hmm..)
Onwa: *walks through and smiles*
(I am friends with anything that give me things I want! Now I get to try sleep again! oh, and for the record: *holds up twenty normal fingers/toes*)
*cuddles Seirsha*
Good night, cake lover!
(Night night Seir!)
Device that emanates heat?
*blinks*
Heating fabrial?
(I definitely do not have chubby cheeks. But yes, I see what you mean about the chin, also. I really do like that image, Jaimie.)
Liliana: *she closes the door behind them, creating a pot full of water on top of a stove in front of them*
(I will be back soon.)
(*cuddles Kas* NIGHT BIG BRO! *giggles and disappears before she can be tickled/told off/whatever*)
(*laughs* don't diss your own cheeks!)
Onwa: *sets a pan next to it, frying the onions, peppers and mushrooms with a nob of butter before frying the meat*
(Okay. I msd..)
*teleports into Skulduggery's car, leaving a stink bomb before teleporting away*
(*cries/laughs at above post*)
*teleports over to Seirsha, flashing a grin*
I'm hilarious.
*teleports away*
(*giggles*)
*tickles Seirsha*
:)
Joy I had a pot thrown at me today.
-Zaf
(BAD BROTHER! *poofs*)
Hey, Zaffy. *hugs her*
That's mean :/
@Zaf: :o A pot???
Yes, a pot. Apparently throwing a pot at me is okay. Not like I have feelings.
-Zaf
It's not okay. *keeps hugging Zaffy*
Yeah well I never had a say in life.
-Zaf
Throw that pot right back at them. Or destroy it.
Also ignore my advice.
*hugs Zaf* That's out of prder . . .
*not really here*
Yeah and get grounded for 'talking back'
-Zaf
Yeah... that sucks.
47...
47 what
Hours.
Hello, Noelle.
*It too has been a while since she ate*
*years since she slept well*
*Minutes since she made her marks*
Noelle, you should eat. Three meals a day, remember? With breakfast being the most important one.
And cutting... I'm not perfect. I can't help you. But I wish I could. *hugs gently*
Noelle, please try to reduce your cutting. It's not good for you.
Noelle, regarding your post:
Noelle, there are no people who are affected. We're all here for you. *hugs*
47 hours isn't what you think it is.
(I am back.)
Liliana: This will be very flavoursome.
...
Noelle?
Hello, Sophia. How was your day?
(Hello, Tia. Rather boring, your own?)
(Rather bad, actually. But hey, I've been worse.)
(Noelle, no-one is feeding off anything. You're overreacting, really.)
@Noelle(from her blogpost):
*hugs*
It's only your own mind that's thinking that. I don't see any way that people are feeding off your energy, unless it means they're taking your energy away from you? In that case, maybe it would be good to distract yourself from the blog for a bit, until you're ready to comment again.
But if you mean people are acting in a certain way because of your energy, I really don't think that's the case. It's not you, Noelle, but I'm sorry that you feel that way.
*hugs again*
[hugs Noelle tightly]
We all care about you, okay? Even if not all of us are great at showing it.
My email is always open if you want to talk.
I can't actually comment on your blog, some error of not being a team member comes up.
Noelle, you needn't apologize for ever posting links, it is your way of coping. Nobody is feeding off your energy, I mean it. Nothing bad is happening because of you.
-Zaf
(*just passing through*
*hugs everyone* you're all awesome.)
Onwa: *grins*
Exactly how I like my curry.
puts the contents of that pan into the water, scrapping it and shaking the pan to get all the juices*
Mmm. Spices..
*can't post on Noelle's blog* *is posting what I would have posted here*
I'm sorry . . .
Like they said over yonder, we're not entireky sure what you mean . . . but if you mean we're taking energy away from you/etc., then please leave if it's better for you . . . but if you mean you being there is making us feel more negative, I can promise we want to help and we don't mind, and that we'd rather help, regardless . . .
If you mean that . . . *thinks very hard, trying to phrase correctly* . . . we're using your energy, as in, we're just using you for your energy . . .
Same applies. If it would make you feel better to leave, please leave, but if it would make you feel better to stay, please stay . . .
(Hello.)
Liliana: I cannot say I have had many curries in my time.
(*stretches and smiles* Mmm. Much better. That was a good sleep. *tacklecuddles Soph*)
Onwa: I rather enjoy then myself.
(*cuddles Jaimie back* Hello, Jaimie. I am glad that you slept well. Apologies for the late reply.)
Liliana: On a random note, is there any way to check about buying a Lamborghini or a Mercedes without actually being there?
(It's fine. I've been getting ready anyway.)
Onwa: You could probably call them, or look up the car statistics online..
(As was Dragona.)
Liliana: On... Line?
(*nods* school and college. Yucky. But I think we're doing hockey in games, so I might get to give someone a concussion!!!
...or most likely will get one myself.)
Onwa: The internet?
(Hopefully you will not be doing either.)
Liliana: The laptop device?
(I wouldn't mind giving cery's a concussion..)
Onwa: Yes, the laptop device
(Maybe you would, but any head injuries are more likely to result in death than nearly any other part of the body.)
Liliana: Well, at least I know I can guess effectively.
(Mmm..Good point... plus the stick isn't meant to go higher than your waist..hmph. Meh. Shins.)
Onwa: *smiles* indeed.
*adds coconut milk to the curry contents*
(That would work.)
Liliana: I shall attempt to get my hands on one at some point.
Onwa: good.
Liliana: So, what else does the curry need?
Onwa: spices
Hello.
(MathsTeacher: Jaimie! How do you ever get so much work done in my class when all you do is giggle!
Me: *in a too loud (hyper) voice* I'm awesome!
*facepalm*)
SILENTE
I'm trying to fix/update the Name Project. I currently have you on there as Tempest because more people called you that when you were really new and also Shakespeare. Since no one really calls you that anymore, I was gonna swap it out for either Silente or Jai or both. Any preferences?
(If I don't reply right away, it's because I'm getting ready for school)
Hello, Jaimie and Fabi.
(I guess no-one read the top comment...)
(I dont really mind Fabi. Sil, Silente, Jai, Tempest, Little Vampire, Arnold. Hell, call me Silus if you want, although that's a conspiracy ;P
@Kas huh?)
(Ahhh!
*yanks the chainsaw away from Kas*
Nuh!)
I dedicate this page to Jaimie.
(Deleted comment?)
(Hello? Deleted comment?)
(...
Hello?
Please talk to me.)
...
*can't sleep*
*her deleted comment, in a nutshell*:
*hugs Kas*
*hugs Sil too because she /is/ awesome, and happy she admitted it herself*
...
*poofs to try sleeping*
*hugs Hope*
*who he's missed*
You're awesome too, Hope. :)
(*was only joking when she said that to her teacher..*
*hugs Lav tightly back*
Hey kas. Sorry. Distant.)
Today I was sat on the bus with my sister and it occured to me that if we lived in Roshar (Stormlight Arcgive universe), we wouldn't be abled to school if there was a highstorm so we'd miss an awful lot of school . . . and I mentioned this to my sister and she said we'd probably have underground roads. And she said, or maybe not coz their ground's harder than ours (they don't have soil, only stone. Imagine what would happen to the soil if a highstorm blew over it . . . yeah), and I said, no, but they could Soulcast the stone away. And then we were imagining all the roads being underground . . . and thinking about how we'd have underground garages and underground entrances to our houses and atuff. And we'd have gates (stormgates!) at all the entrances to the tunnels and we could close them wben a highstorm came, and keep travellung along the roads regardless.
At the time I was like "Hang on, how come they aren't underground already? Surely that would be the sensible thing to do?" but Soulcasters aren't awfully common . . . plus you'd have to have really good drainage so it wouldn't be possible unless someone put commitment into designing it and funding into making it happen . . . and pretty much all of their scientific and economic efforts are focused on warfare. -_- I'm pretty sure that the majority of lighteyes would care more about mre effective ways to wage war than they would more effective ways to travel from one city to the next . . . plus, all of their architecture and travel arrangements are arranged around highstorms (particularly in the East, where the highstorms are strongest), so it wouldn't really be a problem for them. Plus, they're sobused to their lives being ibterruoted by highstorms that it wouldn't jump out at them as a problem . . .
I also spent three hours with C today, which was rather nice. Science, ofcourse, and then RS revision session at lunch, and also we got to sit together in maths . . . and we got to work through problems and help each other out (mostly me helping her, as she was completely overdue homework that I'd already done, but she did point out a few flaws in my methods :P), so yay. :) :) :)
Also, in biology today we were doing about BMI, and during part of the lesson we had to work out the BMI of celebrities, and I was saying how horrible it must be to be a celebrity and have people working out your BMI like this, and C said, "Poor celebrities. They don't get treated very well, do they?" and I said, "Bridgemen get treated worse," and she said, "Bridgemen don't exist," and I got so - yomfdujn.
Some things, like the Stormlight Archive and Sophia, are far too real not to exist. And I was insusting that Sophia was real, because she just was, and C was like, "But she isn't real," and I was like, "But she IS."
And I was ranting pretty hard by this point, so I pointed to my exercise book in front of me and said that imagine if someone told me that this book wasn't real, because that's what it felt like, and I was just like, "But it HAS to be real. It's right in front of me and O can touch it *strokes pages of book* and I can see it *looks at writing on pages* and it's just so detailed and so real and you're telling me it's not real?? It's just . . . too REAL not to be real."
And she was.'t even listening but oh well.
I asked C yesterday how one stopped being obsessed, because I was getting a little sick of being that obsessedvwith the Stormlight Archive, and she stared at me for a moment, thinking about what to say, and she said that first you had to stop thinking of it for a little amount of time, and then once you could do that you didn't think about it for a little longer, and then once you could do thst you didn't think about it for a little longer, and then eventuwlly you stopped thinking about it altogether.
But I can't bear the thoufht of ceasing to think about the Stormlight Archive so meh I'll just carry on being obsessed.
I also realised that I am just the sort of person Kaladin HATES, because he hates lighteyes and I pretty much live like one. Everything I do is so pointless and my concerns are so frivolous and everything I want, I basically just have. I might paste a rant of Kaladin's about lighteyes when I get to it, to show how much he would hate me.
Idk, am I meant to be bothered by the fact he would hate me? It's not like the pointlessness and luxury of my life is a new concept to me. So I think he's kind of half-justified and half a prejudiced idiot. Well, maybe more justified than half. Really, if you're as priveleged as I am you should be using your privelege to do someyhing decent for those less priveleged, but I'm not, so idk maybe I partially deserve his dislike of me.
What else . . . ? I know there was something else . . . maths, check, science, check, English, don't even storming go there (actually, it was quite good today, but), RS/luncg, done, history, history history, we were doing about surgery again, hence I was fangirling again, that wasn't it . . .
Oh!
In my school, when walking from the bus layby to Kingston (the building my and my sister's form rooms are in), you have to walk around tge Tech block, and you can either walk right of it next to the sixth form building or you can turn towards Welton (languages building) and walk right of it past the 3G pitch.
And I always do the first route, becsuse that's the way you go to Riding (another school building; where the lunch hall is) and so it's more familiar to me, but my sister prefers to take the second route. So we have decided to time ourselves each day walking from the bus layby to Kingston and record the time and which way we went (I have a stopwatch on my phone), and after the end of a two-week period we will take a mean time of the results and so work out which way's quickest. :)
I love my family. <3
It took 2 minutes and 51.59 seconds to walk my route today, fwi.
Fwi?
*fyi
:P
My rants:
- Stormlight Archive
- C
- C and Stormlight Archive
- C and Stormlight Archive
- Stormlight Archive, about something I earlier ranted to C
- Mini Stormlight Archive mention
- maths + family.
:P
Oh dear.
Apparently the theme of my thoughts is . . . apparent.
*frowns*
(Hello.)
Liliana: Anything in particular?
Hey guys :)
Hi Sophia, Aria. :)
(Hello Star. Hello Gemma.)
Hey Star, Sophia.
How was your day?
(*cowers in a dark corner
In black clothes
With black choker*)
Good, thanks, Aria. :) I ranted about it up there. I wouldn't want to read it if I were you there, and I wouldn't recommend it to you if I were me. It's not particularly pointful.
:)
Hi, Chloe. :)
*is trying to quickly teach myself about stationary points*
*'quickly teaching myself' doesn't tend to work with further maths :P*
(*waves* hey...)
Hello Chloe
Why are you sitting in the corner?
*sits with her*
(I should be sitting jn a hole)
(Geblub...)
(Hey Seir)
(Hayyy sistaaa! *hugs*)
(*huggles* I should be in a hole)
(*shakes head* Nope, holes are for worms! *huggles*)
(*huggles* well that is what I am)
(Bah! My shoulders hurt..)
Onwa: Chillie, Paprika, Madras..
(Hi Jai)
Hi, Seirsha. Hi, Jai. Hi, Matex. :)
(Hey mat)
(Hi Star. Chloe. Gem. Matthew.)
(*jumps in a hole*)
(we good to go ? and how we working it? time freeze on our end? jump in like nothing has changed except now the bentley smells....*growls at Fletch* or jump in like we've been searching hyde park for ages ?)
There's a hooole in the ground... and I wanna be a worm!!!
*brass solo*
*leaves*
(*jumps in with Chloe*)
(I am the only one here who deserves to rot in a hole)
(Pfft. Sure.
*handcuffs herself to Chloe*)
(*also jumps in* Chloe. You. Are. Not. A. Worm. Worms are pink wriggly slimy yucky things. You are amazing and fabulous and epic and awesome and *inserts more similar words*. And I know that because you are my sister and I wouldn't let you be my sister if you were a worm. Because they scare me.)
(I'm just a piece of trash)
(Nope. If you were trash I would have thrown you away by now but I haven't.)
(You're not, Chloe.
Hello.
Super noodles!)
(*mutters* still trash)
@Seirsha http://i.imgur.com/LfXGilj.gif
I'm so evil.
(Don't watch it seir )
You are definitely not a piece of trash and you definitely do not deserve to die in a hole.
(Chloe, hehehe :3 and you're a good person. You really aren't trash.)
(CHLOE YOU SILLY PERSON -TELL ME TO WATCH IT AND I'M JUST MORE LIKELY TO WATCH IT!)
(I dedicate to Chloe.
Because she isn't a piece of trash.
And doesn't deserve to rot in a hole.
Ever.
I dedicate to Gemma.
Because she isn't a b*tch.
And doesn't deserve to be called one.
At all.
I dedicate to Seirsha.
Because I always forget to.
I dedicate to Star.
Because her ability to rant scares me.
And amuses me often.
I dedicate to Sophia.
Because she's a good person.
And she looks out for me.
Always.
I dedicate to Elleni.
Because I miss her.
And she works too hard.
I dedicate to Dug.
Because she's insane.
And I don't want her to kill meTC.
I dedicate to Mithria.
I'm glad I have her email.
I'm lucky.
And finally I dedicate to anyone who has ever;
A) Been through a struggle
B) Blamed themselves.
C) Been upset/hurt by me.)
(Thanks guys
Don't mind me
I'm in a gloomy mood
*sits in corner*
Just ignore me)
(Hear hear to most of that)
(It seems I disappeared briefly.
Hello, Jaimie. *cuddles her tightly*)
Liliana: I see. *she forms an assortment of spices*
(*cuddles tightly back*)
Onwa: *starts combining the spices, mixing them expertly, occasionally having a sip*
*adds salt and pepper*
*taste*
Hmmm...
*adds quite a bit more paprika*
*and a tiny bit of cinnamon and mustard*
(Hear hear!)
(THAT IS HILARIOUS! --->)
HEAR HEAR
(*huggles everyone*)
Um...Searching Hyde park?
I wonder if that China person is still around...or the other characters. Cause we'll kinda need them.
Kassy! ew! I just ate dinner!
Hear hear
(*squeezes Chloe*)
(@Gem wanna continue?)
(hear hear)
Yeah, sure sis :)
(*huggles the goddess* I've missed you sis)
(Me too!)
(Okay. *hugs*)
Okay.
*picks Lira up and grins*
Beth can make you a house..
(@GemandChloe should we FINALLY FINISH THE DARN FIGHT BETWEEN COLE AND JES?!)
(Have you been well?)
(Okay, you can start
I'm no good at fights
So sorry for my lameness )
(yeh we might . I mean we could improvise around them, I am the great skeleton Detective now)
(Shh. *pokes* you aren't lame. Neither are your fights. Just see if Gem wants to.)
Liliana: May I taste?
Bethany: I... Can start to create it and change it as I go along?
(No, I've had two earaches, a headache, a sore throat, a stiff neck, one bloodless finger, eight bloodless toes, one bruised bone, a stomach ache, a runny nose, a cold, I've been dizzy and I've seen doubles. And that's only so far this week... Plus my boiler's broken... D:)
(*is poked* okay)
(ANYONE FOR RP?!)
Onwa: Hmm..
*adds a tiny bit more pepper then nods, stirring it a bit*
Go ahead.
*hands her a spoon*
*nods*
That works.
(You're more clumsier than jack
Bless you!)
(*hugs Seirsha tightly and warmly*
I wouldn't want to be grabbed by one of those worms)
(Has my thing frozen for anyone else? --->)
(*turns into one of the worms and grabs Kas*)
(Yep, it has. It still works on above comments.)
(*is grabbed* :O)
(@Seir yes.)
*stops and looks at Ariadne* I don't know where else to look, we've practically turned Hyde park inside out and god nose where those two are, teleporting across half of London to try and find them. *looks off across the park at Albert Hall*
(Maybe it's because I changed my name?
Sorry Kas! *turns back* Rp?)
(I'm being squashed/laid on. And having my eaten.)
(Maybe? I'm making noodles, distant!)
(NOODLLLES!)
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