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*sends majestic takeaways to Chloe*
*is tacklehugged* Hello, Gem.
(Weird dream, Trip.)
I'm so unlucky...I didn't even make it to keiron's house. I was round the corner when he came to meet me and said his mum wasn't going to let me in. He asked when she got in and she said it was fine >.< she's busy cleaning because I'm going over for dinner tomorrow but still!
I had to walk all the way back home so I was really angry and it had been raining so I got muddy and my jeans were soaking.
Uck.
Adam, I'm sorry for the possibly hurtful things I said to you. I never meant any of them...it was a spur of the moment thing as I was angry and there was five people getting on at me and shouting at me so... I'm sorry, For everything.
(You could make a sandwich, put it in a paper bag, leave the front door and return with it, and pretend you got it from some italian deli or summet?)
*is tacklehugged* Herrow Ariadne! You seem in good spirits.
(Thanks Kas! And may I ask for you to change your name?
Cool dream trip
Everyone dies in my dreams)
(Hello, Ariadne.)
(*collapses into bed*
*debates between sleep, and socializing*
*socializing somehow wins*
Hi guys!)
Onwa: As do I. Surely having created most of this realms population I should have known of her abilities.
Love you Beth.
I am in good spirits considering what just happened to me xD
But as my bus driver says "I'm always smiling"
Because despite all the fighting on Blogland, there are things that make me happy. But they just occur so rarely...I'm always happy in the morning because I get on the bus and the bus driver's smiling face makes me smile too, and he always says good morning. I gave him a cake one day. Even though it's a little thing...it always makes me smile. Which is why he thinks I always smile. Because he makes me happy ^.^
Keiron too, even though he just saw me very very angry. But I'm ok now. Glad to see some of my old friends are on :D
Hey Chloe! *hugs tightly* You're amazing
(*tackle hugs* Jai Jai!)
Jaimie! ^.^ *taklehugs*
Hey sis how are you?!
(Hello again, Jaimie. *hugs her tightly*)
Liliana: Indeed. She is an oddity.
Bethany: I love you, too. *she stirs the syrup again, getting another pan* *she fills the pan with water, before placing it on the heat, and putting the bowl of chocolate on so it sits on top*
Claire: Are you trying to make nutella?
(*shivers slightly*
Okay.
I have two undedicated pages.
One; I dedicate to Sophia Keating the awesome woman who I rely on very much and will probably defend to my last breath.
Two; An end to the fighting.)
(*huggles tightly * thanks gem ^.^ so are you, don't forget it)
*gently hugs Gem* That is really unfortunate :/
@Chloe Only after a certain person changes theirs.
*hugs Jaimie* Hey. I'm sorry, Jaimie. I'm sorry.
(AHHHH!
*wakes up as she's tacklehugged*
*tacklehugs Chloe and Gem back*
Hey guys. I'm sleepy. You?
*hugs Soph tightly back*
Hey Soph.)
Onwa: Mm..we may want to keep an eye on her.
I think she is.
Gah...I'm really not Chloe.
But thank you very very much.
How are you and Jack doing?
He better be making you happy :P
(*hugs Kas back*
Hi. Stop apologizing please..)
(I'm hungry but I'll live
And finally I've convinced my mum to take me for a blood test!)
Why do you need a blood test Chloe?
Kassy, Jai, both of you change your names back to normal please ^.^
(@Chloe FINALLY!!!)
(@Gem normal?
Hmm..
I'll meet you halfway. One sec.)
(I would rather you be doing more important things with your last breath, Silente.)
Liliana: Indeed. She is harmless, but it is better to be safe than sorry.
Bethany: I am... *she stirs the chocolate until it is all melted, then takes it off the heat*
*nods at Chloe*
@Gem I will...
@Jai It's all my fault, of course I'll apologise. I'm sorry for the pain I've caused.
(I am showing most symptoms for diabetes
But I hate self diagnosing so id rather go to the doctors and get a blood test)
@Soph: Not really. *frowns* I can't remember my last example, but I remember trying to argue against someone who didn't see why they should follow our definition of gender because surely they could use whichever definition they wanted and surly us telling them to use particular pronouns when they addressed people was restricting their freedom of speech . . . and I and others were saying, no, we can't tell you what to say, but you're going to make people feel hurt and invalidated if you don't take a second to add something into your speech.
And I could repeat that last sentence (the bit after the ellipsis) to you.
The only difference is, you're hurting people less by not acknowledging them.
@Moss: :)
Thank you.
*hugs*
And hi. :)
Hey, Star-Bubble!
Hear, hear. :/
@Chloe: Yaaay! :) *hugs*
(Huh? *blinks at Soph* last breath? AM I DYING?! PLEASE TELL ME YOU DON'T PLAN TO KILL ME!!!)
Onwa: exactly.
Mm..melted chocolate..
(*huggles star* )
(@Kas Shh. No apologizing.
Hey star!)
Hey Star
Kassy, you change yours back now :)
*Hugs Kassy and Jai*
I screwed up, Jai.
...
:c
Still gotta work on that name, Jai.
(No, you didn't Kas. I did.
And the names fine.)
(Perhaps I would hurt people less by ignoring them, than I would by speaking to them, Star.
Jaimie, I would sooner shoot myself in the head than I would harm you.)
Liliana: *she turns to the assassin* Keep an eye on her.
Bethany: You can have what's left.
(...
*calmly takes Soph's gun away*
Ha.)
Onwa: Warn us if any...unlawful activity occurs.
*grins*
Yey!
You're not a bitch, Jai.
...
(Sorry if I'm distant, I'm looking to apply for a job in town.)
@Sophia: Fair enough.
(Good luck Kassy!)
(Hence self confessed)
(I am not exactly planning on shooting myself in the head, either, Jaimie.)
Assassin: I shall.
Bethany: *she crushes the hazelnuts, before mixing them into the chocolate* *she tips them into another bowl, not being too careful to scrape the bowl which had the melted chocolate in clean* *she hands the bowl to Silente, along with a spoon from the drawer*
*to the bowl with the hazelnuts and chocolate, she adds oil, sugar, cocoa powder and vanilla, forming each of them in turn before she adds them in*
I LOVE SKUDUGGERY
(Jai Jai! You aren't a bitch!)
...
You're a kind, friendly person. You should put that in your name.
(Aah, not enough jobs to go around!)
(hahahaha I don't meet the requirements to join Mcdonalds I'm so done
(Why would you want to work at McDonald's in the first place, Tia?)
(Because there are no jobs at retail stores, I checked.)
(This is the last time you guys are making me haul my sloth butt here to sort things...
So:
Jai, you are not a bitch
I don't care if you think you are
Because the final fall of the dice says no one you aren't!
Kas,
You haven't messed up here trust me on that,
You are an amazing person
I know we hardly talk and stuffs but I can clearly see you are amazing.
Star,
You are just sooo you,
You are bubbly and starry and amazing and just yeah :D
Chloe,
You and your Chloeness
Well its amazing and yeah :P
Soph,
You are the responsible adult here
And i respect you *nods*
You are also an amazing person and well generally just you
Gem,
You are an amazing person as well (this blog is full of them )
You are Scottish so that makes you amazing too
And you are a really good friend and yeah
All of you here on this very blog are my friends in some way
Even if I don't show it
So some of you will disagree with me and well that's fine because this is just my view on things
But remember
You are all awesome and amazing and just some of the bestest people ever
So please stop making me haul my ass out of retirement
You'll get sick of me :P
*poofs again*
Kassy, you'll find a job...
I need to look for one too.
Tia, it would be good to remember that sometimes there are young children who may ghost the blog, and I don't know if they would want to see the word "Bitch" in someone's name.
Just to point out
*Her heart has been beating quickly from the endorphins and adrenaline* *It kind of hearts her heart*
*Ow...*
*Now can't lay on either her left or right sides*
*Lays on her back* *Legs and muscles throb*
*Curls in her den and tries to nap*
(No Danni!
Thanks rhos...)
DANNI I'M SORRY PLEASE GO TO THE DOCTOR'S OR CALL AN AMBULANCE PLEASE : I love you.
You told me you would "have my head" if I hurt John. Which I already have, so you were threatening to kill me.
...
*Shakes her head*
For the record, because suicide isn't a joke, I'm just going to point out again that anyone isn't responsible for suicide.
...
And that people don't kill themselves in anger or to get revenge on another. Unless you're in the Fundamentalist sect of Islam, but no one here is.
...
And that suicide, when happens, is quiet. Grand Egbers died and no one knew he was suffering. Robin Williams, too.
My point is that, Rose has said things like this before, and that if she were really going to kill herself, she wouldn't say so in such a fashion. Here. Publicly.
And I just hate it every time it happens.
That is my two cents.
Blogland has fighting. But it also has a boatload of melodrama. And I think that if people just bucked up and stop blaming themselves for every event in the world, this place would be a lot happier.
Because it's just a matter of letting go the attention. I'm attempting to be happier in this way, and I know a number of you can do it to. Just let go of the sadness, and set boundaries, and don't get caught up in the melodrama.
That is my very pissed off, haughty two cents. Please, yell at me if it makes you feel better, but I'm sick of this place being full of drama- to which all of us are to blame.
...That's it.
I agree, Noelle.
*Hugs her if she wants to be hugged*
*is worried that she doesn't want a hug so meh*
Who would even leave her with drugs if she had overdosed before?
(gtg eat. Bye!)
Excuse me I have a few murders to plot, and how to get to England to carry them out.
-Zaf
I think I'll go before I see the responses.
but even I have never seriously considered suicide- I mean, I've wondered what it would be like, and I know that it takes about three bottles of pills to die (Which, btw, liver failure is a painful thing). But never have I actually tried it, or planned to do it.
My point being that people who are at the point of suicide end their life. And are willing to not continue...
And that is a big decision. It isn't just a "fun thing" that you decide to do one day.
That's why this blog makes me angry sometimes. People toy with big problems and treat them like they are no big deal.
*Shakes her head* I hate it. It's gross. In my generation, maybe one or two of the regulars had actual medical issues. Self-proclaimed depression isn't a medical issue, and not every regular had depression or something.
...
I'm saying that people can feed off of others-unintentionally- and that unless your doctor says that you have a mental illness, I'm not likely to believe it.
Again, that's my words, and I'm deffo going to go before I'm yelled and screamed at.
I just ask that if you do, try not to curse so much.
*Will probably read them anyway*
*Will probably break her heart*
*Whatever*
*Bye*
She isn't stupid, she knows how to pick the lock.
-Zaf
Noelle, I think you're completely right...
(Zaf?)
(I agree, Noelle.)
I'm fed up with people driving Rose to the point of this, i do think she did overdose...I mean hopefully her brother finds her before it's too late, but I hate when people say she's lying! You don't know! I recall being told off for not believing Adra was cutting, but now all of a sudden its okay to think Rose is lying? She would do it publically because she feels nobody is there for her so she reached out and well....Didn't get help.
-Zaf
(Zafira, perhaps you should consider whether or not killing said people is worth spending your life imprisoned. Because I rather doubt it is. And I rather doubt you are actually considering it.)
(I will be back soon.)
Shove. Off. Sophia.
Now I see why people can't stand you. Just learn to fucking shut up! You don't need imput every time someone comments.
-Zaf
(Right
What the hell were we all saying about no more arguements?
This is really what everyone needs
I'm off)
It is difficult to like Sophia at times, but she is only stating her opinion. Which she is entitled to.
Calm down Zafira...please.
...
Why do I bother?
Seriously, why do I bother? Why?
Danni... *hugs her tightly*
No no no no please don't go Danni please
Kassy you're not a nobody...
Rose, you're making kassy and Chloe and Zafira upset...there are people here that care about and you're hurting them. Live, for them.
*weakly hugs Gemma*
...
Kassy, do you want to call...?
I can't right now, sorry. *hugs*
*Hugs tightly*
It's ok.
Do you want to try and RP to cheer you up?
Maybe... I don't know. If you want. Okay.
If she dies...I'll never forgive anyone.
(I am back.
What I said, Zafira, was only an attempt to make you realise that killing someone is a serious matter. Nothing more, and nothing less.)
Ok then, Zafira.
(Don't worry, Zafira. If I get a job, I can make enough money to come to you.)
I just tried to make her stop zafira, so at least I tried.
((*blinks*
*blinks*
Right.
Okay.
Uh..
I shouldn't fall asleep or leave the blog..shit seems to go down when I do..)
(*cuddles Soph's gun*)
Onwa: *nods*
Shall we return home? Or would you like to warn your sister of possible impending doom?
*grins*
*hugs the bowl, using a combination of the spoon and her fingers to eat from it*
Silente, it's not your fault because you leave the blog...that would have happened anyway.
(Jaimie, please may I have my pistol?
*cuddles Jaimie tightly*)
Liliana: What do you mean?
Bethany: *she mixes the chocolate sauce, before putting it in the fridge*
(*smiles gently at Gem*
Yeah. Seems like it. The arguments always happen when I'm not here..)
(*cuddles Soph tightly back, still hugging the gun*
Nuh..)
Onwa: is there any chance the parasite is after us, and is going after the girl to trick us? If so then if may be worth warning your sister.
Mmm..
*grins, continuing to scrape the bowl clean*
They happen when you're here too, Jai. It's not your fault, ok? especially that you had nothing to do with it.
(*sighs*
Okay..okay.. I'll try not to blame myself..)
No, you won't blame yourself.
Promise me that.
*hugs Jaimie and Gemma tightly*
Not your fault, guys.
...
(I don't make promises I know I can't keep.)
Jaimie it's not your fault...
*Hugs kassy tightly*
(*hugs Kas back*
*smiles gently at Gem*
Perhaps.)
Ok, whatever Jai.
Even if it was because you went away, you can't stay here all the time.
So there is bound to be fights anyway.
(*blinks*
She already planned this;
Death Rose said...
I'm hoping this will take a while for people to find....
...
By the time you read this, I'll be dead. Hanging in my closet, probably.
I just thought I should say goodbye...
And thank you.
*goes*
February 21, 2015 at 11:53 AM
)
Yes, she did plan it. So it's not your fault.
*returns*
...
*just looks, there's not much he can do*
(*grunts*
That hardly means it's not my fault, merely that we should've, could've helped sooner.)
(I will be back soon.)
Alastair posted a link, to all of us.
We knew.
(Gem?)
(Oh..
The link didn't work for me..
That's why I always make it a hyperlink..)
Yes Kassy?
Keiron is singing 'Can you feel the love tonight' to me. Cutie...
(Just wondering if you're ignoring my texts, Gem.
And that's cute.)
(I am back.)
Liliana: The parasite can not spread from her. She does not love anyone.
Bethany: I like cooking. *she smiles*
(*cuddles Soph*)
Onwa: *tilts head*
What about her queens?
*nods, smiling*
I like eating your cooking.
(*cuddles Jaimie back*)
Liliana: I rather think she fears us.
Bethany: Good... I should probably start with the pancake mixture. The syrup is nearly done and so is the chocolate spread.
Onwa: *nods*
Very well then.
*takes Lil's hand and teleports them to the castle*
Okay..do you need extra hands?
*has finished the bowl and spoon*
Well.
*hugs Noelle*
And for the record, we know Noelle cuts because she posts pictures on her blog.
Just clearing that up.
Also, Jai, if it always happened when you were gone, wouldn't that mean that you actually had the power to keep arguments at bay . . . ? So shouldn't that make you feel like you were useful . . . ?
*hugs*
Liliana: Much better.
Bethany: Could you start making the pancake mixture whilst I sort out the plates and stuff?
(*wonders vaguely why she can hear drumming*)
Onwa: I agree.
Sure.
How do you make pancake mix?
(OHHHH It's the last day of moonraking.)
(Oops. Oh well.
@Star Mmm..)
(Hey Adam.
Bye Adam.)
Adam, did you see what I said earlier?
I'll post it again if you didn't.
Liliana: What else would you like to do today?
Bethany: Put some flour in a bowl and whisk some eggs. Put the milk and eggs into the bowl as well. And whisk. Then add one tablespoon of vegetable oil and whisk.
Onwa: Hmm...how about a game of chess?
Okay!
*sives flour into a bowl then eggs into a different, smaller bowl, whisking*
*adds them to the flour then a little milk, whisking*
*adds more milk, whisking*
(I'm here)
Liliana: You know how to play?
Bethany: That's good. *she smiles, stirring the syrup* *she sets knifes, forks and plates down at the table*
(Hello.)
(Hey Kassy)
*ruffles Chloe's hair* Hey! :)
(How art thou?)
(Hi Chloe, kas.)
Onwa: Of course I do. I enjoy playing. It's a good, strategic game. Plus, I add twists.
*grins*
*adds the rest of the required milk and whisks, then adds a teaspoon of vegetable oil, whisking quickly*
I'm... yeah...
How are you?
And hey, Jaimie!
(I'm alright
Hey Jai Jai )
(*mumbles something*
Someone come to my house and eat the giant stash of chocolate and sweets I have? There's Oreo's too..)
(Chocolate!!!!)
(Jaimie, you should eat it. *nods*
Eating is important.)
(Yes! Chocolate! Terry's Chocolate Orange, Feraro Roche, Santa chocolate, quality streets, celebrations, mini Oreo's, Cadbury's dairy milk chocolate, Thorntons chocolate deserts, jaffa cakes..)
Keiron and I are just having a sing-song karaoke thing xD
(@Kas I really dont want to..)
(Don't like Oreos...you can have them)
(*laughs* thanks..)
(@Gem Cool!)
(@Jai eating is important. Chocolate can help make you feel better. Please eat some.)
(@Kas THAT much chocolate is not --->)
(*jaw drops*)
(Please help me eat it..)
(There's too much..)
Jaimie, I live in Nottinghamshire. I can't help you. You have to eat it yourself.
Maybe we should make you a chocolate eating schedule?
(I don't even LIKE jaffa cakes..or the Thorntons puddings classics..)
(Or half of the quality streets/roses/celebrations..)
(I know!
SOPH PLEASE COME SAVE ME FROM THE CHOCOLATE!!!)
I would love to help you eat that, but I have pringles.
Why have you got so much chocolate?
And do you really want to get rid of it?
(I live too far away...)
(*pouts at gemma*
There are wotsits..?) And mints and haribo's..)
(Because people give me chocolate and I dont eat it then people give me MORE.)
*hugs Gemma*
*sighs*
My brain is struggling to form coherent thoughts. It's like I'm drunk.
Because of that, I think I'll just watch. I don't know what to comment and everything is just dull.
*appears*
*sits on the floor*
*makes toast*
(*puts poptarts in the magical toaster*)
Liliana: Twists?
Bethany: You're a good assistant. *she smiles*
Jaimie, I think you and me and Dragona (and Sophia indirectly) should meet up in the summer . . . because we live so close.
Good idea/not good idea?
So if some of it doesn't go off for a good long while, I'll take some off you then. :P
Onwa: *grins*
I don't use traditional pieces.
Why thank you.
*grins*
(Good idea star!)
(I don't mean dull as in boring. I mean dull as in grey and monotonous. Which is my fault.)
You're not fooling anyone, toaster! *stripe his cover to reveal a grill*
@Jai: :)
I would attempt to join this name war, but I love my name too much. :P
(I'd join it nicely. Like set my name as 'Kas and Jai are great :)'. But . . . yeah.)
(Hey, Star.)
Oh!
Oh!
I forgot I was meant to be saying hi to people!
Hi Kas! :) Hi Jai! :)
*Hi Sophia! :)
(*frowns* I want to me you guys but I'm stuck here)
*Sighs*
I don't live close to anyone on the blog, Apart from Cassidy and I'm so happy I met her.
But no one else :-/
(*casually leaves the jaffa cakes for mum downstairs*)
(@Gem give me tiiiiiiiime!)
*makes the pop tarts for Jai*
*is attacked by Kas*
*isn't a grill underneath but another toaster*
*ooooh plot twist*
...
I-
I'm really lonely. It'd be nice to meet someone. Anyone. Anyways, I'm off to cry again. I seem to be doing it a lot these days.
(*is confused*
I had you pinned down as a grill. I guess I was wrong.)
(*starts eating some chocolate*)
(yes I'm a magic toaster *nods*
That's why I'm still a toaster not a grill )
(Hi rhos
...)
(*hugs Jaimie tightly*
Good.)
(@Kas not good.
Yucky.)
(Rhos isn't here...
He's in Switzerland
Leave a message...
*shoots toast to Chloe* )
I'm sorry, Kas . . . :( *hugs*
(I am dedicating this page to Noelle and Danni
I hope they are fine, wherever they are. I hope they can one day be happy again)
My sister was born in Switzerland . . .
oh. Hi, Rhos. :) Hi, Chloe. :)
:)
Hear, hear.
(Hear hear.)
(It's okay. *hugs Star*)
(Hear hear!)
(*doesnt eat toast*
*puts it in bin* )
(Hear hear )
Hi Star!
Cool story :D
I want to go to Switzerland... Seems like a great country)
(Hello Kas, Jai, Soph, Chloe, Gem (and any ghosters )
(yes i see you *nods* *looks straight at you* )
I'm away to watch this means war and obviously won't be back before the internet goes off so, Bye everyone!
*Hugs everyone tightly apart from Sophia if she's still here*
(I'm going to CERN )
(*hugs gem tightly back*
Bye sis!)
(*eats chocolate*
*scar tissue starts quietly aching*
*feels sick*
...)
(Byii gem )
(Scar tissue?)
Goodbye Gem *shoots you some toast*
*self-destructs*
*poofs to listen to music and potentially fall asleep*
(Cleft pallet.)
(What?)
(Bye, Toaster!)
(Really Jai?)
(Cleft Lip and Palate info (Only had the palate))
(@Chloe Mhmm.)
(Apologies. It seems I disappeared briefly.
Star, I would definitely like to meet up with you and Jaimie at some point.)
Liliana: What do you use?
Bethany: *she gets a pan, greasing it with butter*
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