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Halfway through the rewrite. All going well. All going REALLY well. The title, you ask?
The title will be revealed HERE... on March 3rd.
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- Derek Landy
- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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*smiles*
So, shopping?
Hello, Silente those kittens are soooooooooooo adorable!
(Hey Dreams! And ikr! They actually are.)
Hey Audra
Hey Jai *Hugs*
(*hugs gem back* hey..)
And Silente, that is the cut >>>
I've since named it Gilbert. (I was tired, okay?) It's not that bad.
Hello Aria!
(Oh God.
They've learnt to climb stairs!!!)
(@Dreams *shakes head* it looks like a mix between a monkey and the Joker..)
Awwwwww!
I'm a cat person. :) I love t her animals as well, I just understand cats more.
@Jai: :) Yay!!!!
**Other
He's kinda cute, isn't he?
(Yey!
*cuddles Dreams, bouncing*
Cat people ROCK!!!)
(He is :)
Yeah!
*cuddles back*
(*smiles*)
Jai, I instantly thought of the daleks learning to climb stairs...I'm such a geek
(Daleks are awesome.
Hmm. So far:
Up stairs ✔
Down stairs ✖)
Omg Jai that's so adorable...
(They're great. And ones purring!!! =D
*cuddles gem*
How are you?)
For anyone who likes cats:
http://www.hallmarkchannel.com/kitten-bowl/videos/the-kitten-bowl-shuffle
I'm fine, just sitting in Keiron's playing FT with him :P
(@Dteams awwwwww!
@Gem ahhh. The boy.)
Herrow herrow herrow there.
Hello Trip! Do you like Gilbert? The red part is a cut I got yesterday and then I drew a face around it!
Hi.
Liliana: *she continues to kiss her ear*
Bethany: *she nods*
Claire: We can go where we went to get me some clothes?
Onwa: *moans louder, sighing happily, holding her tightly*
Yeah. sure. It was a nice enough place.
Cute kittens.
(Their claws are less cute!!!)
Yes Jai, da bae. But I'm home now.
*Cuddles*
Trip!
*Tacklehugs*
(If he's still here)
*hugs Jai and Gem, saying nothing*
(*cuddles back*)
a strange, eerie whistling can be heard, the kind that sends shivers up your back and goosebumps rise on your arms. The whistling gets louder and louder, seeming to come from all directions. The air gets warmer and the whistling stop, only to be replaced with singing
Naughty John, Naughty John, does his work with his apron on. Cuts your throat and takes your bones, sells 'em off for a coupla stones.
there is a scream, on that sounds like a women's, and the all is silent except for the whistling, getting fainter and fainter..
When someone finds the body the will notice her skin has been ripped away
(You know what REALLY annoys me?
"Jaimie are you okay looking after Connor while we go out for half an hour?"
"Yeah sure."
~An hour later~
*frowns and calls the mother*
*the mother has left her phone*
*calls the step father*
*who has given me an incorrect number*
*thanks, next time I'll make sure I'm dying*)
*sighs* -Zaf
(*waves at Zaf who will no doubt ignore this comment as that is what she usually does even when one tries to start a conversion*)
(*sighs*
*leaves*)
Lorelei: Should I... go elsewhere?
Bethany: Could you make a portal, then?
(*mentally murders the parents*)
Onwa: *smirks slightly*
Perhaps..
*opens a portal*
Angels and Children first.
*smiles*
*hugs Jaimie tightly*
I'm sorry.
(Hillo to all)
(*hugs Kas back, growling*
Hi you too.)
Lorelei: Right... I'll go. Sorry. *she exits the room*
Bethany: *she runs her fingers over her necklace, her wings vanishing* *she steps through the portal*
Claire: *she steps through, also*
(Okay. New plan. Next time I go out, I'm not answering my phone and I'm staying out after curfew JUST TO PROVE MY POINT!!!)
Skeleton.-Zaf
Onwa: *smirks, kissing the tip of Liliana's nose*
We're alone now..
*follows them both, closing the portal*
ice giant ...
(Zafira isn't an ice giant. That's Loki and Zanida.)
(soz it was on loki's)
zaf ...
(Good morning people )
(Good afternoon Chloe.)
(Jai Jai! How art thou?)
(Potentially murderous. You?)
(I'm good
Nude toys? Why?)
*murderous
(O_o)
(Bloody autocorrect)
(Auto correct corrected it to nude toys??
Do I even want to know in what context you've been using nude toys?!)
(I've never used that term!)
(Helloooooo)
(Jack! 8glomps*)
Liliana: We are. And also in another person's room.
Bethany: *she looks around* This is... amazing.
(Oh suuuuuuuure xD
Thanks. I needed that. Even if it wasn't intentional.
And hey Jack!
Hey Chloe, is THAT who you've been talking about them to? ;P)
Onwa: Is that an issue..?
*smiles*
It is quite cool..
(I will be back soon.)
(No! I've never used that term!)
(*Is glomped* Chloe!
No Jai, she has not XD
Hello Jai, Soph, Chloe, Skul, Loki)
(*blushes* how are you jack ?)
(I be great thanks, you?)
(Hehehe suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
*nods, smiling*
Okay. A bit better now.
How are you Jacko?
Continue Chloe?)
(I be great thanks Jai, you?)
(Ah. You already answered. Never mind.)
(I'm not so bad. Still contemplating murdering my parents but oh well.)
(Embarrassed
Sure Jai )
(Oh, I'm sorry Jai, I am here if you wish to talk
There there Chloe XD)
I feel like Zaf hates me now ...i'm sorry
(Hats the matter Jai?)
(Hey Skul, how be you?)
(@Skully Don't be. You did nothing. She doesn't like Skulduggery and she barely talks to anybody.
@Jack nah. Is cool :)
MrBBWolf: *mumbles, blinking spots from his vision*
*getting dizzy from blood loss*
(Hey skully! Will you tell them to stop being immature?)
Chris: are you okay?
(If your sure Jai
Skul, don't worry about it)
(@Chloe they said they'd be half an hour.
Two hours and twenty minutes ago.)
Yellow, yellow!
MrBBWolf: *nods, nearly falling out of his arms*
*tries for a shakey smile*
(Hi Dug
Aaaaaaaaaaaand they're back.)
(Hello Dug)
(Ah right
Hey dug !)
Hey Ed, Sil, and Inky!!
How be's yous?! How be's yous eyes?!
(I be great thanks Dug and I still need glasses thanks)
Chris: hold on& *runs bak to the cottage quickly* Tawnee!
Taw: *comes runnig*
(I am hungry (Only had a pot noodle for tea) my stomach hurts (stomach cramps) and angry (mood swings and parents)
My eyes are fine.
You?)
(Embarrassed *blushes*)
MrBBWolf: *holds on*
*smiles dizzily*
(@Chloe hehe)
*appears in cottage slightly drunk and singing*
(Yes, hello parent o' mine. Whats that, no apology? No food? No anything? Mhmm. Gee thanks.
Gonna stop b*tching now.)
*funds ed* ed! You've been drinking?
Taw: quick! To the bedroom *runs*
Chris: follows her*
*laughs*
Nude toys XD XD XD XD
Ok. Anyways....!
Aw shoot, I Gtg. Should bbs!
(Parents eh!)
(Bye Dug
If you ever wish to talk Jai, then I be here)
*laughs* have I, I d... didn't notice
You went without me? *looks hurt*
(*sighs and smacks head against a wall*)
MrBBWolf: *holds tight, getting dizzier*
(i'm good thanks never been happier actually, the other day was the good feels:P wbu ?)
*tries to look sorry and fails* The bar at t... the end of the u... universe. I was j... just passing
(Good thanks Jai
Jai, you ok?)
(*Good thanks Skul
Sorry)
(*grumbles angrily*
No. I'm fine. Angry at myself now, and hungry.)
(my int keeps breaking i'm sorry for the long wait there, but as long as people are happy then immature isn't always a bad thing. It's when you are stupid and immature that things go wrong, so you know try not to do wrong)
(Don't worry Skul
Ok Jai, try to eat if you can)
Gee thanks
Chris : *lays wolf on the bed
*taw activates the sigils*
S... sorry, I didn't mean to s... stay so long there. I got in a d... drinking match with the fourth king of M... mars
(As if I'm gonna be allowed to eat at this time.)
MrBBWolf: *blinks, starting to regain the ability to focus*
Oh. Thanks..
(I dedicate to autocorrect and how it ruins peoples lives)
(Ah, sorry Jai
Hear hear Chloe)
(Hear Hear!)
(you have nothing to be sorry for Mr Smith -insert another name if you don't want me to call you that-)
Taw: it's okay
What happened there?
Who won?
(hear hear)
(Ok Skul, I tend to apologise a lot though)
MrBBWolf: I..uh.. I got bitten?
Actually, neither of u c... could remember w... who won
(I noticed but I wanted to make you feel better anyway :P plus I thought I missed something at first)
*laughs* I guess you won't want to drink with me now
Taw: by a wild animal
Chris: by a fallen angel
(Don't worry Skul)
Of c... course I want to drink w.. with you *stumbles and tries to hug
*catches him* I think you've had enough
MrBBWolf: Was my on f-fault..
*smiles* N... not yet
Chris: no it wasn't
Taw okay.....
Really? Shall we go the ?
Y... yup, to the b... bar *hiccups and appears outside* oops *laughs*
Ed! What are you like ?
MrBBWolf: Yes it w-was.. I provoked him..
Hehe, s... sorry
Chris: no...he wasn't right
Shall we drink?
Y... yup *walks in opposite direction to bar* Oh, s... sorry *walks the right way*
*laughs and guides him in*
*orders the drink*
MrBBWolf: *smiles*
It's fine..
*Takes drink and sits* T... thanks
Chris: no...you were protecting me I'm sorry
MrBBWolf: Don't be, it's fine.
It's okay *drinks a few pings and hiccups* t the cottage is sooooooo busy!
Chris ; I shouldne have provoked him
Hehe, *drinks drink in one gulp* It i... is, I j... just have to b... be nice
MrBBWolf: Shh..
*kisses him gently*
It's fine..
*whispers*
You'll make it up to me.
W we hardly *huccup* get a any p privacy!
I k... know, it is n... not fair. We always g... give them their p... privacy
Chris; *kisses* oh? How will I do that?
I I know...w what shall w we do?
I d... don't know
MrBBWolf:*smirks slightly*
I'm sure you can guess.
I I just w want some quality time with you
So do I, but the cottage is a... always full
Chris; you'll have to show me
Taw: so I'll just,..leave you two to it
A shall we go Oon a trip?
*grins* W... where to?
A surprise me *giggles^
MrBBWolf: *chuckles*
Sorry Taw..
V... very well *attempts a portal but is very drunk and they appear on a battlefield* Oh, its the battle of h... hastings
Taw : don't worry ...just don't be too loud, children in the nursery
MrBBWolf: *nods*
Sure.. of course..
W what? *shrieks^
*taw leaves*
Chris: and now?
Hehe *stands up and wanders over to a small tent* Hellooooo *several guards point spears and ready bows at them both*
If one more fucking person fucking tells me about getting a job over the summer I'm going to kill someone.
If I wanted to ruin my break with one I would. But I don't. So if they'd kindly fucking shut up I'd be happy.
-Zaf
MrBBWolf: Mmm.. our room or stay here?
*grins, eyes lit up playfully*
(Hello Zaf/Loki)
(Hey Zaf )
Chris : right here right now
Ed! *cries* somewhere more private?
Hi.-Zaf
S... sorry *they vanish as several arrows pass through where thy were* *they appear in a huge glass structure* The planet of diamond, and t... this is the most luxury hotel in t... the universe
A wow:.. *hiccups*
(Hello Zaf.)
MrBBWolf: *Grins*
Good..
*kisses him passionately, pulling him onto the bed*
Y... yup *grins*
Chris : *is pulled and kisses passionately*
Hmmmm now why did you bring m me *jiccups* to a hotel ?
Hehe *blushes and smiles*, why, would you like to g... go somewhere e... else?
(Time skip Chloe?)
*shakes head and smiles* n no...
Very well *grins* S... shall I b... book a room?
(Okay Jai ^.^)
Y yes please
Right *stumbles over to the desk and hands over the card* *hiccups and a bottle of wine appears* *drinks and appears next to Inky* The pent h... house suite
MrBBWolf: *is, as per usual, sprawled across Chris*
*is dribbling on his chest*
W wow ed! *squeals*
Hehe, a... anything for y... you *they appear in the room overlooking a diamond waterfall*
Chris: *watches him and chuckles*
W wow... Ed... *pulls him into a hug* thank you
*smiles and hugs* I... its ok
MrBBWolf: *mumbles in his sleep, snuggling closer, still dribbling slightly*
Chris : *smiles and squeezes him $
*kisses ed*
*kisses Inky and smiles* you a... asked for p... private, only seven l... life forms on this w... world
MrBBWolf: *smiles sleepily, blinking*
Mhu?
Chris : morning sleeping beauty *grins*
R really ? A amazing *hiccups*
Yup, I c... could go on about t... the star it orbits if you w... want
MrBBWolf: *blushes slightly*
*wipes his mouth, wincing*
Sorry..again..
*wipes Chris' chest*
N no,..+smiles* l let's just enjoy ourselves
Chris: hehe it's okay
*smiles* O... ok
*smiles and wraps arms around his neck * I I have a secret
MrBBWolf: *smiles*
Mmm.. race you to the kitchen? Looser has to make the coffee?
*smiles and wraps arms round you* Y... yes?
Chris: ooolay.... Goooo *runs*
MrBBWolf: *laughs, jumping up and throwing a pillow at Chris, running also*
*whispers in his ear* it's my birthday
I... is it? W... well, what w... would you l... like?
Chris: hehe! *runs more*
M nothing... J just you
W... well, y... you can h... have me
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