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- Derek Landy
- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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YOU WILL NEVER GET DUGGLYN BACK!!
(I will!!!
*jumps on it*
*starts eating it quickly hoping it can't, like, absorb people*)
ARGH!!
How is eating going to get Dugglyn back?!
(She's in you somewhere!
*eats quicker*)
*eats Silente, slowing her progress*
I've disgusted her!!
(Aaargh stop eating meh!
*eats quicker, trying to out-eat the marshmallow*)
*the marshmallow makes themself taste bad, still eating Silente*
A blue marshmallow.
How very...quaint.
(Ewwww..
*gags and pulls a face*
*starts digging into it instead, now very sticky*)
CHINA! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!
*makes itself harder so Silente can't dig into it*
Today I realised that Kaladinwas somehow too optimistic, too pessimistic, and too realistic.
What even -
(*growls*
*grabs a chain saw*
*CHAINSAWS THE MARSHMALLOW!!!*)
*leaps at Star, nomming her face*
*She raises an eyebrow*
If I decide to help you, either of you, what's in it for me?
(*frowns at star*
...huh?)
*to China*
I wouldn't eat you?
(*looks at China*
*pauses, smiling dopily*
O-oh...hiiiii..
*blushes*)
*takes this moment to jump n Silente from behind, chewing at her neck*
No deal, I'm afraid.
*She taps a sigil and an energy shield appears around her*
*She smiles*
Hello there.
(*squeaks, ducking to avoid being chewed*
*hacks at the marshmallow with the chainsaw*)
*the chainsaw cuts it in half*
*now there are TWO evil blue marshmallows!*
*they both leap at Silente*
(*sighs slightly dreamily, standing straighter, lowering the chainsaw And just staring at China*)
(*doesn't notice the marshmallows*)
*the marshmallows take bites out of Silente*
>:D
(*frowns slightly*
*tries to brush the marshmallows aside*)
*one marshmallow goes flying off of Silente, towards China*
*the other one continues to eat, growing larger*
(*catches the one that's moving towards China*
*squashes it*)
*the deformed marshmallow tries, and fails to eat Silente*
(*smiles*
*squashes the other one*)
*now neither marshmallows can bite her*
*they harden themselves and roll away*
(*watches them rolling*
*is hating*)
*stick their tongues out at Silente*
Told you you wouldn't get her back!
(*chases them, tackling them and squashing them more*
WILL TOO!
*uses the power of the sombrero to call her fallen amigo to her*)
*a slightly chewed Dugglyn rises out of the marshmallows*
(*cuddles the dugglyn tightly*)
*cuddles back then disappears in a puff out blue smoke*
(Mah!!! D: )
*is a bubble*
*doesn't have a face C:*
@Jai: Yeah . . . idek. :P
On the wikipedia page for skin picking, there's this picture of this person with picked-at skin, and the first time I saw it (like, last year) I thought, "Well, at least I'm not as bad as THAT," but actually, I think I am as bad as that now . . . oops.
(*hugs Star* you MIGHT want to..you know... STOP picking your skin so much..)
Yeah, I used to try and do that, but then I got bored of trying to stop so this week I was like, "Meh, I feel like picking my skin, Ishall pick my skin."
Plus my mum has a go at me if I've obviously been picking my face,and my dad adn siblings have a go at me if I pick at the skin around my nails, so I try to encourage myself to pick at my legs because nobody can see those and so it seems like a safer alternative . . . ?
(Well, no one can see those except when it comes to PE, at whihc point I'm like "Oh, shit, yeah, I have scabs all over my legs. Meh.)
But legs, I have found, heal reeeeeeeeeeallllllyyyyyyy sloowwwwwwwwwllllllllllllyy . . . like, the wounds are still THERE like a week later and I'm like "Shouldn't you have cleared off by now . . . ?" because they're very shallow and small.
So it looks worse than it is, I guess.
*frowns*
I got sidetracked there . . .
Heh, my sister just came in to talk to me and I had the edge of my laptop over one of my eyes so I was half seeing wall and half seeing reflection from the laptop . . . it was cool.
Anyway.
Yeah, so, I mean, sometimes I try to stop, but it just takes so much emotional effort and, like, I have exams so that's draining enough of my emotional effort.
Hi.
I have to go shower, I can't be here, sorry.
*leaves a warm hug for everyone, and disappears*
(*sighs*
Just...don't do it as much star..? And hiding it isn't good..)
(I'm here my darlings )
(Chlooooooeeeeee!!! *tackles* how's Cole? And Chris? And Lil? And you?)
(Hi...I am good
Lil is happy with life
Chris is heartbroken.
So is Cole
You?)
(Aww. I'm glad you and Lil are okay :)
I'm slightly sleepy.)
(You should rest)
*hugs Kas*
Hi Inky. :)
@Jai: :P
My mind, you see, is kind of a lazy mind.
It minds people having a go at me more than it minds a scattering of random scabs, because people having a go at me provookes more negative emotion, so it will make me avoid that first.
It'll only try to avoid random scabs if I devote enough energy to make having random scabs seem negative to me.
(I'm actually quite fortunate in that I don't do it due to negative emotion, so trying to solve it with negative emotion actually works for me. A bit. Well, it's been the most effective thing so far.)
Anyway.
*turns back to whatever I was meant to be doing before I got sidetracked*
I need to get more sleep tonight . . . I keep waking up real early.
(Hi star!!)
(Nah. I'll rest later..
I think wolf is drunk..)
(Awwww poor wolfie)
(Mm..
But if he's drunk..
He can't be in the barren lands anymore..
So..
Where the HELL is he?!)
(I don't know ^.^)
@Jai: . . .
*wouldn't know*
I have my phone in my mouth (I'm on a hammock with a laptop. I was running out of places to put it) and it feels real weird . . . if I breath through my mouth then I can feel the air moving past it. O_O
. . .
now I'm kind of worried in case I get bite marks on it.
*spits phone out and uses chin to hold it against chest*
(Hmm..
I've lost my character xD
Oops.
Oh wait, Nm. Right. A place with lots of fermented plants apparently.
Wanna rp..?)
(*rolls eyes at star*)
@Jai: XD
*melts*
(Sure
You first)
(Hi Viv! *waves vigorously *)
Hi Viv. :)
(Hi Viv..)
MrBBWolf: reg *hic* na terraaaaaeeeee *hic*
*appears, back in the earth realm, stumbling through the forest*
(Hello all.
Btw, Sil, you missed Owl City...)
Chris: *sits on a rock and plays a mournful tune on the fiddle*
(Owl city?
*confuzzled*
Oh. Your songs. Owl city. I was just going through the ones on my playlist..)
MrBBWolf: *trips, rolling head first down a hill, over roots and leaves*
(Yep
Have you tried Nickelback? I don't think he's tainted and I don't really like him...but you might.)
(Nah I haven't. Maybe I'll try that out. How are you?)
Chris : *hears the racket*
*runs and finds wolf* wolf!
(I'm pretty good, yourself?)
(Actually I'm really happy!!! I GOT A LASER POINTER!!!)
MrBBWolf: *blinks drunkenly, squinting at Chris*
*smiles slowly*
K-know.. *hic* know somonn ike Ewwww..
(xD LASER POINTER!!!)
(Kaiser pointers are well cool!)
Chris: are you drunk? *helps him up*
(I named it Báleygr!)
MrBBWolf: *stumbles, leaning on him*
*thinks carefully about that question for quite a while*
Maybbbeee..
*giggles*
Whrr m'iiiii?
(Awesome! I can imagine my dog chasing one)
(That's a weird name! How do you even say that? Is it Welsh? Are you Welsh?)
Chris: *holds him close* I thought you abandoned me
(XD I'm going to try it on my dog!!!
@Sil: neither the word nor I am welsh. The word is old norse. I'm me.)
(It's another name for Odin that meams Flaming Eye!)
(*pouts* that's a shame
There's only two welshies here )
MrBBWolf: Abadodd? S'baaaahd..
*giggles more, stroking Chris's chest slightly*
Eww're ike crssss..
(That's a cool Norse name.)
(Sorry Inks...sometimes life is rough.)
Chris: I am chris
Let's get you home *picks him up and flings him over his shoulder^
(Aww don't worry Chloe! You welshies are cute. *nods*)
(*huggles Báleygr*)
(Aye I guess
I was at this creative writing workshop yesterday
We had to use swansea slang and write a dialogue )
MrBBWolf: *looks confused, groaning slightly, a tiny bit of puke dribbling down his chin*
Nhhhhh.. crss's n erf..
(Hehe thanks XD
Apparently I have a cute accent
I don't like it though)
(I want to read that dialogue!)
(That.. would be a weird dialogue..)
Chris: shush, you are terribly intoxicated
*carries him to the cottage and lays him doe on the settee*
Viv!!!!!!!!
*tacklehugs*
Hi there
Hello everyone else.
*Cuddles Chloe and Jaimie tightly*
(It's nothing great
A couple who are arguing over what pet to buy in a pet shop)
MrBBWolf: Mmmm nhht..
*frowns*
Luuuh..fmilarm..
*sits up, looking round*
Prrrrrty...
*smiles drunkenly*
(*cuddles gem* hey gorgeous )
(Hey Gemmy!!! *cuddles tightly back*)
Chris: this is your home, you rest
MrBBWolf: *shakes head, laying back and mumbling*
Dhh hve Hmm..lfffftt...pruruct mmmmmm..
Chris/ *turns wolf on his side* I love you, please stay
I think it's the lack of sleep that is making me so spaced-out and distracted . . . but it's really irritating. :/ I can't seem to get anything done . . .
MrBBWolf: Mmm..
*grins, grabbing Chris, pulling him down beside him*
Cnnn mahke kew lurvvvv mh..
I'm not gorgeous, Chloe.
If anything, you are.
Hi Jaimie...just got home...I hate taxis...it was 30 minutes late.
(Stupid taxi.
And I second chloes statement.
You are gorgeous.)
(Thank you gem
But you are too!)
Chris: I already love you
MrBBWolf: *kisses him sloppily, tasting of alcohol and puke*
Dhh tllllllll crssss..
Chris: *kisses gently* you need to rest
MrBBWolf: nehddds ewwww
*giggles, pulling Chris onto him, kissing him again, more than before*
Chris: *kisses* don't do something you'll regret
You will leave me again when you've sobered
MrBBWolf: Shh..duh thnk..jsssss feeeehl..
*kisses him again, a sloppy circle of attraction energy forming around him*
Chris: *tries to resist*
*mutters* atleast I can't get you pregnant
(Hey Star, Gem, Chloe, Jaimie and Viv.
Sorry, I don't feel too good. I'm lying in bed. Might fall asleep :/
How are you, guys?)
(I'm alright
Feel better soon Kassy!)
MrBBWolf: *giggles quietly*
I haahzzz dahtrrrrr...s'drble.. Mmm...
Chris: please rest....
MrBBWolf: Mmm..mkh mhh..
(I dedicate this page to Jack
He is wonderful, kind, sweet, funny,smart, handsome and he has always been there for me. I love him so much
And also to Martin daws
He is the young peoples laureate for wales
He's an amazing poet
So inspirational
Listen to his poem 't t together'
It's amazing, truley amazing )
Chris: lay down, I'll get you some water
MrBBWolf: Lhy dwnn
*nods and stays laid on the sette*
(Hear hear)
Chris: *goes to get water from te kitchen*
*brings it back* here you go wolfie
(Yogurt)
(Thank you)
(Hey sis!(
MrBBWolf: *takes the glass, almost immediately dropping it*
*frowns*
Shhryyyy..
(Hey Seir!)
Chris: *sighs* what am I going to do with you ?
MrBBWolf: Ksss?
*grins sloppily*
Sxxxxs?
Chris: wolf! I wouldn't take advantage of you while you're like this...
(Hey sis et Jai!
Continue Chloe?)
(Sure, you first(
MrBBWolf: *pulls him closer again*
I wahhnt eeetttttt..
Chris: you wouldn't want it when you're sober
You'd want to leave
MrBBWolf: shhhh
*kisses him passionately and drunkenly*
Dhhht thnk.. fehhl.
Chris: *kisses back passionatet* you'll...regret it
MrBBWolf: Nhh ytt. Dhhnt mtehrrrr
*giggles, kissing him again*
Hey Seirsha.
Jai where did we get on the jesanna RP?
Chris: *kisses* it'll be your fault
MrBBWolf: *smiles*
Uv cursssss
Annabelle: *licks her face, whimpering, happy, trying to show she loves her too*
*tickles again*
Chris: shall we go to the bedroom *kisses*
(Hey Gemma!
I haven't used Flo in a while if you're not busy?)
MrBBWolf: *giggles, stumbling up, holding him tight*
Yehhhy!
Felix: a stop it! Please..: *laughs*
Chris: *scoops him up and carries him to the bedroom bridal style *
MrBBWolf: *holds tight, kissing him passionately*
Okay. *grins and stops*
Chris: *kisses back passionately and takes him into the bedroom *
*places him gently on the bed*
Felix : thank you
You're welcome. What do you wanna do?
MrBBWolf: *pulls Chris down, flipping them so he's on top, giggling*
(Time Skip?)
Chris : *laughs* okay, I'll let you on top this once.
Felix: what do you want to do
(Okay Jai Jai ^,^)
MrBBWolf: *snoring quietly, dribbling onto Chris's shoulder, sqrawled half on Chris half on the rest of the bed*
(Hello.)
Liliana: I think not.
Bethany: Definitely clothes first...
(I will be back soon.)
Chris: *watches him and sighz*
*bites lip* I wanna meet my parents at some point but that can wait, I can do it whenever. *smiles*
*Sortilege walks over*
Felix: shall we go now?
(Hi/bye Soph.)
Onwa: *smiles*
Some think so.
*smiles, kissing her gently*
MrBBWolf: *groans slightly, shifting, grimacing*
Oww..head..
Chris: that's what you get for getting plastered
*looks shocked* Now? As in right. now?!
MrBBWolf: *freezes slightly*
*swallows, blinking his eyes open, looking at Chris, staring*
Ohh...crap...
Felix: if that's what you want
*sits down on a metal bench with some initials carved into it*
*pulls out notebook*
(Initials carved into it?)
No I'm not busy. Just owning keiron at pool :P
6-1 so far to me.
Jesa: *Laughs and tries to push her off*
You know, I don't really like making out with furry creatures
Chris: told you you'd regret it
*gets out of bed and starts changing*
Well I don't know... I mean this is big... *starts to panic* What if my parents are dead, what if theirs a mistake and I'm normal, what if they don't like me? *begins to panic*
*begins to panic more ^^^
(Yay Gemma! I'm rubbish... :D)
Felix : I'm sure they'll love you!
*looks up* You do?
7-1 xD
Felix: yes *nods*
(VK & ST...)
Annabelle: *jumps off her*
*tenses up, howling in pain, the howl becoming a scream then dissolving into giddy laughter*
MrBBWolf: I..sorry Chris..
*grimaces*
Crap I'm so sorry!
7-2 lol
*takes notes*
(Ah..That bench..*nods* right. Yeah..)
Okay, then let's do it! Wait, how do we even get to heaven?!
Chris: and now you're leaving
(Well...not just that one but yes...Viv made a lot of benches...)
Felix: actually... I don't think I can go
(Omg new character idea! *beams*)
Course you can! You're my plus one!
(I knew of one he made. Didn't know there were others..)
MrBBWolf: Chris..
*sighs*
You k-know I cant stay..
*rubs his forehead*
(Yay Chloe! Who?!)
(Every time that he needed to sit he made a bench...)
Chris: you can... Please
If not for me
For your daughter
(Aww Viv...
8-2)
(Not telling
I have to think of how to introduce them and stuff
Tis a surprise )
(😁 got to go for dinner bye!)
(Ah..awkward...)
MrBBWolf: My daughter deserves b-better Chris!
(Bye Viv.)
(Byii Viv !)
(Okay Chloe!
Whoops dinner too!)
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