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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 2401 – 2600 of 4907 Newer› Newest»Onwa: *laughs*
So you are bullet proof?
*holds her close, smiling*
Liliana: I have never been shot, I would not know.
Bethany: Thank you for asking me to marry you... You're perfect.
Onwa: Hmm..I'd rather not find out.
*kisses her*
So are you.
(msd)
Liliana: What is the worst that could happen?
Bethany: *she kisses her back* I'm not... Did you see how nervous I was?
Onwa: You could get stuck in your mother's realm..
*smiles*
You were brilliant.
Liliana: *she shakes her head* The rule is that when I die, I reappear in my realm - or the closest thing to it. It used to be my mother's realm. Now - it is here.
Bethany: *she shakes her head again, curling up whilst snuggling against her*
(I have to go now. Goodbye.)
Onwa: it is?
*tilts head*
*smiles, kissing her head*
Hello.
(Hello.)
Liliana: Of course.
Bethany: I love you.
Hey, Sophia! How are you? How's your day going?
(Hello, Tia. I am depressed, and my day is boring. Your own?)
I'm okay. Sorry for the distance.
(That is fine.)
Do you want to talk about anything, Sophia?
(That would depend on what there is to talk about.)
Well, maybe you'd like to discuss something?
(Such as?)
I'm asking you if you'd like to discuss anything. I have nothing to discuss, really.
Apart from ridiculous shipping costs, but there's not much to discuss there.
Okay, voting. The upcoming vote. We could discuss that. Find out who's the least greedy of the politicians, and vote for him or her.
(I do not like politicians. They are all greedy in one way or another. They do not live as normal people, yet claim that they know what is best. And then there is UKIP, who are all that, and most of all racist. I understand politics, I just do not want anyone who is the leader of a particular party to be the prime minister. I do not like any of them.)
(Yeah. But I have a chance to vote. Inaction can be more deadly than action. I'll try looking into who to vote for.
But you have to understand, Sophia, that politicians lie and lie and lie.
But they don't lie because they want to. They lie because they need to.
Who'd vote for an honest politician when you've got a lying one promising to do all sorts of good stuff that a honest politician has admitted he doesn't have the funds to do?
And then people complain that all the politicians they've voted for are liars and don't do anything.
There's too little accountability. Unlike in the military.
Anyways... let's look at the candidates.
(I am aware that they lie, and that is one of the reasons I do not like them. It is not, mostly, the parties I have a problem with. It is the individuals.
I also disagree with the concept of one person from a particular party being the prime minister. I believe that, rather that a prime minister. there should be a group of representatives who all have the same position. I also think these people should be chosen from within society's ranks than someone who was born in privilege and has no idea what the real world is like.
I think law enforcement should have more power and more money being spent on it, instead of cutting it. Take some of the money that footballers, celebrities and other pointless individuals have and make it do something which actually matters.
More money should also be spent on the NHS, than cutting it, because otherwise healthcare quality will continue to go down.
I think it should be illegal for companies to offer money to borrow, as that will only get people into debt.
We could save money by stop getting involved in conflicts which have nothing to do with us.
More money should be spent on preventing climate change, also.
I think the death penalty should be reinstated for the more serious crimes such as serial killings.
And I think that prison sentences should be longer.)
(Have to disagree with you on that one. There would be too much people who have power, so they'd just be arguing and nothing would ever get done.
And it's not like the Prime Minister has that much power anyway.
I agree, public services should not be cut on funding.
And I disagree with the death penalty. Killing a defenseless human being is hardly a good thing.
As for prison sentences, I agree. And fines for lower offenses are too low as well. They don't encourage people enough to stop crime.
...
There was an American politician visiting UK some time ago. He was asked if he believed in evolution and he refused to comment. That's because if he admitted that yes, he does believe in evolution, he would have lost whatever election he was going for back in USA.
People don't let their politicians be honest and open-minded.
Onwa: *tilts head*
That's wise..
I love you too Beth
*kisses her passionately*
(Mum has chocolate crusha!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
Drink it, drink it all!!! Mwahahahahaha!!!!!
How do I explain to people that I'm not a duck?
Um, you're not a duck?!
Thanks for the ded, Silente!! Why would I kill you TC?
(im here my darlings!)
Hey Chloe!!!!
(Hey Duggy!)
How are yooooou?! How be's yous eyes?!
(I be good ^^ my eyes are as blue as ever
you?)
I'm goooooooooooood! And my eyes are slowly melting and drowning in refried beans but overall good!!!
(*huggles* what you up to Bach?)
Hello Duggy and Chloe!
*hugs back*
Sitting in TA period. I might disappear for a bit soon, but then I'll be back!!
What about you?
Hey Kas! You're a duck!!
I'm not a duck! Nuh.
Hey Kas!
I'm home watching Jeremy Kyle )
(Hey kitty Kat)
(Yep ^.^)
(*mumbles about sleep*
*flops onto Chloe and uses her as a bed*)
I completely agree about the license thing, Elleni.
I don't agree with the death penalty. It's more expensive, for one thing, and for another . . . why wiuld you kill people when you could safely keep them alive? If we lived in a world where prisons were less secyre, then maybe, but . . . for whst reason are we killing these people?
There's a good Stormlight Archive quote somewhere. Hang on.
*supermegahuggletacklesofdoomvils Elleni*
*cuddles ze kitty*
(You like being on top of me Jai?)
*supermegahuggletacklesofdoomvils Sil*
Hey!
Why would I kill youTC?
(Mmhmm
*wriggles then curls up*
*mumbles about sleep*)
*scratches behind her ears*
We should meet up again soon!!
(Hey Duggy!
Cause Idk I can't remember.
Ugh. Food.
*points at Chloe*
Stay.)
I mean that a defenseless human is one who is captured.
I mean, execution makes us no better than ISIS. Argue all you want, but we're killing people. Well, actually we're not. UK and all. But the point stands, if we stop killing defenseless people who could be imprisoned, that's a start.
And yeah, but you can't stop people from having kids. They'll bring up religion, tradition, whatever. But you're right.
I've given up on humanity.
Okay! :D
Well, thanks for the ded!
How be's yous and yous eyes?! (Goes for everyone!!)
(Okayyyyyy Jai)
Bye Elleni!!!
DGFS I'M FUKUFKUUFKKDHDBTXHTDBTDHYDHDTHDHTD BRANDI CARLILE IS GREAT!!!
(Byii kitty)
I'm too optimistic to give up on humanity; I just constantly get disappointed. :P
@Tia: Actually, if people had kids without a license, they'd just get their kids taken off them.
ATNE: What do you enjoy doing most in your free time?
BC: Fishing and hanging out with little kids.
ATNE: How do you unwind after a show?
BC: Me and the twins - we jump on the bus...we start to cool off and we eat oysters out of a can...
ATNE: Do you wash them down with anything?
BC: Yeah, we wash them down with Diet Coke and Cheezits...it's really glamorous!
ATNE: If you weren't an entertainer, what career would you have?
BC: I would be a cowboy
ATNE: Would you be a good cowboy or bad cowboy?
BC: It depends on any given day.
Hey, Jai and Star-Bubble!
*is also in bed, sleepy*
@Dugglyn: :) :) :)
Watching obsession from the other end is funny . . .
Hi, Kas!
It is!!
I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT TUESDAY FOR HER NEW ALBUM!!
(So how art everyone?)
Bye, Elleni!
@Star And how would UK handle 100,000 children a year taken away?
Hint: the word taxes is part of the answer.
You've got to stop this at the source. You don't buy parts to make a bomb, assemble it, arm it, then proceed to disarm it. No, you just avoid building one.
MUM HELP I BUILT A BOMB AGAIN PLEASE GET THE DEFUSAL KIT
I blame the sugar rush.
And Stalin.
Mostly Stalin.
Also the German one. And the Italian one. And the Spanish one. And the Chinese one.
Gtg
Hello everyone.
I'm happy. Fairy Tail is working again :D
And I still have a lot of catching up to do
*nods* especially that I missed so much time because of this...
The leader of my guild gave me vip 2 so I have one of the strongest characters on the game now and 300+ gold so I'm really happy.
But I missed the escort cause I disconnected :(
(I never know how to say Hi... I mean Chloe usually says I'm here my darlings, other people have their own ways of entering yet I come on and the only thing I can think of writing when I arrive is "geblub"...)
(Hi Gem!)
(Hey seir!)
(*reappears*
*on the Chloe*)
(*sighs* I've been objectified)
Ooh, also, you know that argument?
Well, C was on the phone to B's brother until midnight last night (and she normally goes to bed at night), and apparently she got totally owned and admits that he is not Hitler. :P
(I totally ship C and B's brother, fyi. :P)
Also, before C was on the phone to B's brother, she was on the phone to B, and today B and C told me what happened to B last night.
C: Her light in her bedroom wasn't working, so she lit a load of candles.
B: Which is quite reasonable, because like, I had no light! How was I meant to see?
C: So she had all these candles out, and whilst she was on the phone to me, she got bored adn started burning things.
B: Well I was just like . . . you know . . . *mimes casually dipping things incandle*
C: And obviously, burning these things created a smell, and after a while she said "Oh my God it smells like weed."
C's friend: It smelt like WEED?
B: Well, I was burning earbuds adn stuff, so you know . . .
C's friend: Why would you burn earbuds?
B: Well . . . um . . .
C: Anyway, so then she was like, "Oh my god what if my mum comes in and thinks I've been smoking weed," so she tried spraying perfume to overpower the smell.
B: And it didn't work.
C: No, it just smelt like she'd been spraying perfume to try and disguise the fact she'd been smoking weed. So then she started rubbing wax all over everything.
B: No, right, I was trying to burn the smell away!
C: But she jsut got wax all over everywhere.
B: Yeah, I did.
C: So then she opened a bottle of nail varnish to clean the smell away.
B: And it didn't work.
C: So I suggested she tried to fan the smell away . . / *mimes fanning smell away*
B: So I opened a window and was just stood there like *mimes shivering* and I was like "C, I'm cold."
C: And then she realised that she had a load of candles out and that it looked like she was doing a Satanic ritual, so then she got really worried in case her mum walked in and thought she was doing a Satanic ritual.
B: Because I had all candles out and everything.
C: But then I was like, well, why don't you do a Satanic ritual?
B: And I know wickery (is that how you spell it?) and all, so I knew how to do a Satanic ritual, so I started setting everything up.
C: And her bedroom now looked like -
*finds me a picture onher phone of B's Satanic ritual*
B: But then I thought, hang on, what if I actually summon Satan . . .
C: And she got really worried, but I suggested that she prayed in the middle of her Satanic ritual to placate God so he wouldn't hate her for doing it.
B: And then I asked C if she'd help me summon a demon to clear the smell away . . .
C: And I said no, obviously. Because like . . . yeah. And then her mum walked in and saw her candles and was worried that the tealights would damage her worktop.
B: Honestly! I spent so long worrying that she'd be mad at me for the smell of weed adn the Satanic ritual, but all she cared about were the bloody tealights on the worktop!
:P
C says she wants to write down everything in B's life and turn it into a Series of Unfortunate Events. I said it was compliment the Fifty Shades of Cydney we were forming in French. :P
(Well, the girls on my table are forming it. They're trying to get a guy convicted for rape, or were on Monday. Tbh, he pretty much did rape Cydney due to the fact that she was underage and drunk (although he was pretty drunk too), but considering how fine she is with pretty much anything sexual it's clearly not a big deal to her, so I kind of think "ohmygosh, poor guy getting convicted of rape," but then again, he does have to learn that he can't behave like that with people . . . ? Idk)
Hello Chloe, Seirsha, Jaimie, Elleni *hugs them*
Bye Dugglyn!
Like the picture Chloe :)
Wait no drying up. Bbs.
(Hey Chloe!)
Velvet: No, YOU STOP! *a tendril hits Felix's cheek hard* *drops to knees* I'm sorry, I'm so sorry... *strokes the burn mark*
Exactly, Elleni.
It'll be a "You want to keep that child, you've got to go to these classes" kinda thing.
@Tia: Well . . . I'm not sure. Could you develop a remote-control contraception and only turn it off if you'd passed your license adn wanted kids?
:P
I'm being serious here. It must be possible.
Hey Star!
(*huggles* thanks ^.^)
Felix: don't come near me *moves away*
(Hello Gemma!)
*follows him*
(hello all)
Felix: don't follow me... Take the cottage *runs off*
(Hello skully!)
Hey kassy! *Tacklehugs*
Hey skully! *Hugs*
*mutters* I guess he didn't like my power then... *sighs* Shame... *turns into a spider and begins to follow him*
(Hi Inky :) Hi Ariadne *pats head* )
Felix: *goes to a cemetery*
*goes to an old grave stone names Soph *
*kneels there*
(Okay. Back AGAIN. *nods*
Chloe,
Gem,
Wanna continue our rp's?)
Anyway.
In The Way of Kings, which is the book I'm obsessed with, there's a character who's obsessed with a book called . . . The Way of Kings.
:P
The Way of Kings is an ancient text (the most ancient complete text they have), and it's written by a king called Nohadon (or, at least, that's his honorary name).
And here's an excerpt it -
"Those dear to me took fright for my safety and, perhaps, my sanity. Kings, they explained, do not walk like beggars for hundreds of miles. My response was that if a beggar would manage the feat, then why not a king? Did they think me less capable than a beggar?
Sometimes I think that I am. The beggar knows much that the king can only guess. And yet who draws up the codes for begging ordinances? Often I wonder what my experience in life - my easy life following the Desolation, and my current level of comfort - has given me of any true experience to use in making laws. If we had to rely on what we knew, kings would only be of use in creating laws regarding the proper heating of tea and the cushioning of thrones."
*shrugs*
Basically, I agree with what Sophia said earlier.
(Okay!)
@Elleni: Because they might say that God gave everyone the ability to haev children and that God made us to have children and all that kerfuffle.
*watches him*
*if a beggar could manage
MrBBWolf: *blushes more*
I-I..I don't.. like..my fluids being all over y-you..I didn't mean to d-dribble..
Felix: hey Soph sweetie, I can't believe it has been fifty years. I hope you are okay in heaven. It's where you belong
I miss you
*pouts in spider form and thinks "Well that's not very nice...* *spider giggles*
Chris: *chuckles* don't worry
I'm pulling your leg
Felix: *sighs* I thought I found love...she's changed. Shall I leave her
MrBBWolf: *smiles slightly, kissing him*
Oh..right..
*thinks "Well of course she's gonna say yes isn't she!"* *decides to wait and see what happens*
Chris: *kisses and smiles* I love you
Felix: *a tear runs down his cheek* I wish you were here
MrBBWolf: I love you too Chris.
*smiles*
Chris: shall I make you breakfast?
MrBBWolf: Breakf-fast..? If you want-t..
*sighs and changes back* Hey...
UK Labour Party (HBO): http://youtu.be/2sWRXr2Yu9g
Chris; okay *gets out of bed*
Wait here sleeping beauty
Felix: *doesnt turn* hey
MrBBWolf: *blushes a little*
I-I'm not a beauty..
*snuggles into the covers, hugging a pillow*
Chris: *smirks* you are
*walks to the kitchen and starts to make a full wnglish*
Hello again. Hey Gemmy and Seirsha.
MrBBWolf: Am not..
*buries his face in the pillow, finding the smell comforting*
(Hey Kas!)
*plucks at grass* So... You wanna breakup... Is that because of the power...?
Chris; *dishes everything up while humming*
*carries it to the bedroom* breakfast is served
*Makes ghost noises*
Felix; you aren't the Vel I fell in love with...I want her back
MrBBWolf: *smiles*
Thank y-you..that looks amaz-zing..
Ghost? Hello?
(Hey ... and Kas!)
Chris: *smiles and passes him the plate* here
She was nonexistent I was me all along, I just didn't know it. Could I really just turn my back on being a goddess? That's like a dog growing up wanting to live his life as a cat, then eventually finding out he was a cat all along. He would have been so happy to find out that he was finally the species he had always wanted to be- you can't just turn him away from his true nature when he wanted it so badly, that's just selfish... *huffs*
Mr Gray will see you now
MrBBWolf: *sits up, setting the plate on his lap*
Thank y-You
*smiles*
*starts eating quietly*
(No thanks Mr Grey.)
it's an a
(Mr Gray is my dad! )
Felix: the. How was I able to turn my back in being a demon?
I have fathered no children
Chris: anything for you *smiles*
Aah I'm so nervous...
(My last name is Gray
My dad is mr Gray)
Jesa: *Is shocked and taken aback*
*Sits there for a couple of seconds trying to get her head around what's happening*
*Suddenly her pain melts away and she kisses her back, pulling her closer to her*
*holds on tightly to him as they go back up the tunnel*
T-that was amazing...
*Looks down*
Do you think they're dead?
Felix; just leave
(*frowns* Grey is spelt with an E...)
MrBBWolf: *smiles back*
*spears some mushroom, holding it out for Chris to eat*
(Yes but that decision wasn't made for you. You have no powers, you were banished and are forced to live like the rest of us, you have no choice. *has an idea* I wonder if I can release your inner demon myself... *runs a hand down his torso*
Annabelle: *relaxes, calming a little*
*slips onto the bed with her, holding her tightly, not bothered by their lack of clothing*
(Gray with an a for me)
Chris: *smiles and eats jn*
Felix: I refuse to be a demon
Cole: *waits patiently*
Mmm... Shame, I never got to meet him properly...
MrBBWolf: *smiles back*
Tast-ty..?
(*not sure if I feel bad for Cole or not xD*)
Felix; you won't ever again
How about we reach a compromise, I meet him and I'll give up the power and whatever, yes?
(Cole poor guy XD)
Chris: mmmm yes, but not as tasty as you
(Ikr! Well..uh.. I don't even understand how Annabelle feels xD)
MrBBWolf: *blushes and tries for a smirk*
Y-you'd know after last n-night..
Felix: promise?
(Don't be a fool Felix..)
Yes, but you also have to promise that you have to stay a demon for twenty four hours, no stopping when you feel like it. Otherwise I won't change.
Chris: yes I would. So sweet
(Shh Jai!)
MrBBWolf: *smiles, pretty much bright red by now*
xD she's indecisive.
Jesa: *Moves her hand down to the bottom of her back, pressing her closer even though the alcohol is still rubbish into her cuts*
*She hisses in pain but keeps kissing Annabelle, afraid that if she lets go, she'll leave her again*
(@El don't approve of which part?
That its a film/book
Or that the stuff within it actually happens irl in BDMS relationships?)
Annabelle: *blinks, blushing, pulling back the tiniest bit an panting, looking shocked*
I-I-I...
*looks a little confused by now*
(**BDSM)
Chris: you're cute when you blush
Felix: okay
Rubbing*
Not rubbish...
(It kinda is.
Bondage Discipline
Domiant Submissive
Sadist Masochist.
The only missing part really is Masochist, I think?)
Cool, so is ther a cool flash of light or something? Or a puff of smoke?
MrBBWolf: You're cute all the time..
I don't know but by any means it's definitely going to slow them down, I know they are at least part Vampire so salt water should hurt them hopefully, * looks at her looking down and holds her tighter in case she falls again *
*slows down as he reaches the end of the tunnel and decides it would be quicker and dryer to just fly up*
Chris: *smirks* yea right
Felix; not really
MrBBWolf: You are!
*shrugs* Okay...
(Hello.)
Liliana: It is indeed.
Bethany: *she kisses her passionately back*
(Fifty Shades of Grey is not an accurate representation of a BDSM relationship.)
Chris: how could this *morions to scales* be cute?
Felix: *his ears suddenly go lon and pointy. His fangs grow sharp and he is surrounded by blue flame*
Omg, Chloe is that blue exorcist?
Jesa: *Blushes slightly as she pulls away*
*Hisses in pain again*
Why...?
*Looks up at him and smiles*
I hopefully won't fall again, not when I'm with you...
*wraps her arms tighter around him*
Ooh, you like like that dude in the Disney movie! Ummm... *clicks fingers* In Hercules!
(It is!)
Felix: *looks confused*
(*nods* Ah okay. Sorry. I don't actually know that much about it but my mum tried to tell me about it. I didn't know. Soz.)
Onwa: Although I doubt dying should be pleasurable?
*smiles, pressing against her*
MrBBWolf: *smiles*
Scales are cute..
Annabelle: *blinks*
Please don't hurt yourself..
No? You haven't seen the guy in Hercules with the blue fire on his head? No? Okay...
(Hades Velvet. He's called Hades.)
Chris/ really?
Felix: I haven't
(THANK YOU JAI!)
(*hugs El back*
*smiles slightly*
Maybe next time I should look into the book/film more before arguing about it..)
(xD you're welcome Seir)
MrBBWolf: *nods*
Really..
*smiles at her* I hope you don't. *leans in*
Okay... Wait, so when to you go all power crazy and stuff like me? I thought we'd have a nice day being all powerful and then return to a lid elf boringness, no?
(LID ELF?! LIVE OF, SORRY!)
Chris: *kisses* thank you
Felix: yes
Jesa: It hurts less than you leaving me again...
MrBBWolf: *kisses him back*
You're welcome..
Annabelle: I..
*sighs*
I have to see Cole..for Belle and Copper.. but..
*looks around as if checking for watching eyes*
But I'll..I'll come back if I can..?
*huggles everybody*
Somebody forgot to ded.
Also, let me find a 50 Shades picture...
*giggles* This is gonna be so much fun! Whatcha wanna do?!
(*huggles Kas*)
Hehehe http://i.imgur.com/VhKnZ2G.png
Jesa: No. I'm not being the rebound, Annabelle.
If you don't want to be with me, then leave.
*Looks away from her, still blushing slightly*
*drowns (metaphorically) Seirsha in boilers*
Chris: I've never felt this for anyone before
Felix/ what do you want to do ?
(Yay! *swims (metaphorically) in boilers*)
*Sighs*
I dedicate to Keiron, da Bae.
I dedicate to Fairy Tail online because it's amazing.
I dedicate to the blog and everyone on it, especially those who have left.
Aria: *Blushes, turning bight red*
*Parts her lips slightly and leans in closer to him too*
(Hear hear!)
(hear hear)
Annabelle: You..aren't a rebound!
*looks angry and hurt*
Fine. I'll leave. Don't hurt yourself.
*starts storming off*
MrBBWolf: *smiles, holding him close*
Neither have I..I-I was taught we c-couldn't love..other than incubi..
(Hear hear!)
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