- Sit down at desk.
- Open Word document.
- Look at blank page.
- Become anxious.
- Decide that the problem is the font.
- Change font.
- Be much happier.
- Look at blank page.
- Make cup of tea/coffee.
- Drink tea/coffee while looking at blank page.
- Do not check Twitter/email/Facebook/Tumblr.
- Check them a little.
- Take a break.
- Sit back down.
- Write something.
- Change font.
- Be much happier.
- Take out phone in case someone wants to ring you.
- Do not play Angry Birds.
- Do not play it.
- Play it a little.
- Put phone away.
- Delete what you have written.
- Write something else.
- Read back over it.
- Shrug. Decide to fix it in the rewrite.
- Congratulations! You've started the book!
Sunday, December 14, 2014
How To Write Books Good, Part 3
Beginning the book:
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«Oldest ‹Older 1001 – 1200 of 4873 Newer› Newest»Bye Rue! Good luck sleeping!
*nods goodnight to Vel and Tia*
*sleeps*
Lav, have 2 cats, but they are both outside right now, but the house has been settling alot recently, and there aren't many crimes in the area, so should be safe
(im back my minions!)
Okay, Bye everyone!
(INKY! *tacklehugs* It's been days! Do you wanna rp?)
(*huggles* hey Vel! ill brb
gotta phone my nan)
(Okay! *sits down and waits patiently*)
(Im back ! sure we can Vel ^^)
INKY!
*supermegahuggletacklesofdoomvils*
I've missed you! I don't feel like we've talked a lot!
(Your minions? I am not your minion Inky.
Hello all.)
(Duggy! *huggles * it has been a while my friend! how art thou?)
(Hello Sil
oh aren't you now? *grins*)
(No, Inky, I most certainly am not your minion.)
(*puts a necklace on Sil* sit girl!)
(-smashes face first to the ground and groans-
Not this again.
-gets up, brushing off, pretending the necklace doesn't exist-)
(Hey Dug and Sil!)
*calls Felix*
(*grins* hehehe im in an evil mood)
Felix: *answers* hello?
(Clearly. I swear you'd be a great torturer via email..)
Do you wanna build a snowmaaan?
Come on let's go and plaaay!
I never see you aaanymore,
Come out the dooor,
It's like you've gone awaaay!
Hey Sil!
Hey Velvet!
I know Inky! I'm good! How be's yous and yous eyes?! (That goes for everyone!!)
(Me and my eyes are great Dug! What about you?)
(Iz be cold Dug! Mah eyes be considering a nap!)
(I read it as "please prove you're a robot" and now it's only one word.
Also hello, Sil and Amazinky and Velv and Duggy!)
(Hey TiaTia. Where were we last night?)
(Um. Idk.
Tanya is building an army to conquer Blogland. Anyone can join, which will guarantee their survival.)
*huggles Velv*
*mock stabs her a few more times*
(An army to conquer blogland?
Yeah..Sil won't like that..)
(hey Kassy ^^
my and my eyes are gooood
I have a recruitment event earlier)
Felix: okayyyy
(*screams*)
*runs to the window* Look it's even snowing! *stops, realising it is sunny and there are no clouds in sight*
Felix: *smiles* its not snowing though...
(Will Sil kill Tanya to stop her?
*huggles Amazinky and Silly c:)
*grins and shoves hand out the window, changing the weather in Blogland to be cold and snowy* Really? *frowns* Check again...
(*huggles back*
Well that despends on the situation. If she has another choice and isn't angry then no. If she's angry, probably.)
(*huggles Kassy* how art thou my friend?
me and a few friends did secret santa and we exchanged gifts today, because it is the last day of college
my friend got me a choker and mints that said 'for a small penis instantly')
Felix: *eyes widen* wow....that's some serious power
*giggles* Yup! Sooo... You coming?
(*wraps a leash around Inky's neck, tightening it so she cant remove it*)
Felix: well...I don't know *smirks*
(*glares at Sil* sit girl)
Awww, please?! I already walked all the way over here! *knocks* And in these shoes! *looks down at my red heeled boots and pouts*
(-smashes into the ground, keeping a tight hold on the leash so that Inky faceplants with her-)
(*mumbles* damn...,)
elix: aren't you too young to be wearing those? and fine...
*frowns* No... Maybe... Yes... Well it doesn't matter because I don't have a mother to tell me not to!
(*laughs* Take it off me.)
Felix: *frowns* but you have me and I tell you so
(I am ok, I guess, until mother comes home.
Sil, it is an army of Tanya clones.)
(An army of Tanya clones? Oh God. That'll be fun..ahhhhh that explains yesterday.)
Yeah, but... But... Ummm... *tries to come up with a good reason why I can wear them* I look good in them?
(after you take this leash off me...)
(Do you really think I'm that stupid? Necklace first.)
Felix: *smiles* sure you do...but you look perfect without them
Yeah but without them I'm too short!
(you wont take the leash off me if I do...leash first)
(Sil... Inky... JUST DO IT AT THE SAME TIME FOR GODS SAKE!)
(You want take the necklace off if I take the leash off first!)
Felix: *frowns* too short?
(I will! promise)
*kicks off shoes and tilts head right back too see Felix* See! *chokes on a snowflake*
( No you won't! You'll say 'Good. Now sit girl!')
(Would you like me to take them off, children?)
(oh will I now?)
(only I can take off the necklace)
(Yes you will! You know you will!)
Felix: *smiles* a perfect height for me to tdo this
*picks her up and kisses*
(Okay, why don't you just do it at the same time?)
(I wont! pinky promise!)
*kisses back*
Felix: *smiles* your height is cute
(-glares and tightens the leash to make her breathing a bit harder- necklace. Remove.)
(*winces* l leash)
*puts head on his shoulder, sighs and then yawns* I'm not cute...
(Remove the necklace and the leash comes off)
(*rolls eyes* fine *necklace turns to dust*)
Felix: yes, I think you are...
(-nods and removes the leash- was that so hard?)
Whatever you say... *shifts position in his arms to kiss his cheek*
(knowing you, you might have not let me go!)
Felix: *smiles and puts her down*
take this *throws a snowball at her*
(Please I'm not that lean!)
HO HO HO!!!
SANTA'S HERE!
(**mean)
(AHHH SANTA -HIDES-)
(santa baby! *glomps*
not that lean?)
*screams* *throws a snowball back*
Felix: *laughs and chucks a big one*
(Mean Chloe. Mean.)
(SAAANTAAA!)
(of course *grins*)
Mrs Claus! *smiles and accepts glomping and holds you in a huggle*
How art thou? )
Sil its only me no need to hide....
On second thoughts, hide and be afraid be very afraid!)
*grins and looks up over Felix's head where I am suspending a huge mountain of snow*)
(-nods:-)
(*huggles tightly* ive been a good girl *grins* how art thou?)
Hello Vel!
Felix: *face drops* no....
I'm feeling festive!!!
And i have presents for those who have been good!
*huggles Chlo tightly*
(yay! what do I get?)
Lets see, what do you want? And I'll see if I can give you it
(you!)
*lets go, laughing like a maniac*
(Hi Gar! I've been good! Apart from dropping a huge mountain of snow on Felix...)
Felix: *falls* Vel!
(damn, my emails take ages to send()
Okay Chlo *puts a little bow on* merry Christmas! )
Well you still get a present Vel! *gives you a box* (It has whatever you want it to be inside) )
(yay!)
*continues to laugh madly*
(*squeals* Thanks Garr! *opens the present* A gun?! How did you know?!)
At least 130 young girls were slayed in Pakistan.
*huggles tightly* your very welcome *smiles* (and tis okay bout the emails) )
(hey Adra...)
Felix: really?
(thank yooouu)
I took an educated guess Vel... *smiles* )
(my last comment was for Chlo Chlo)
Ho
Ho
HO!
DAMN RIGHT I GET TO DED, BOUT TIME TOO!
(hehe XD)
Boil, toil, bleed on the floor...
I stand atop a top stair,
and a feather pushes forward,
and I fall...
*starts laugh crying* Sorry Felix but you should have seen your face! *notices how silent Felix is* Felix? Felix?! FELIX!
(That's amazing Adra... How are you?)
My ded!
I ded to,
Chloe G,
She is an amazing person, is always there for people when they need it, she's a good listener and helper, really huggable (I speak from personal experience), a lovely person, who I loves so much and im lucky to be her boyfriend
Chloe is one of a kind, you'll never meet anyone like her again
She is the Ying to my Yang, the Craig to my Bellamy
So this ded is to thank Chloe for being amazing and may you forever be amazing! Also your are cute
So everyone with me now.....
HEAR HEAR!! and HOORAH!!
Felix: *darts up and starts pelting snowballs*
(HEAR HEAR!)
(Rhos...t thank you... *huggles death tight*)
*growls* You're gonna wish you hadn't done that... *picks up all of the snow and compacts it into my hands* *throws my hands out, sending a huge wave of snow at Felix*
Tis okay and all true Chloe *is huggled death tight and smiles* )
(Thank you Vel)
(Welcome!)
Felix: *dodges*
(you are the best and I loves you ever so much)
*stomps feet and tries again*
Awwwwwwwwww, Chloe *smiles* same to you too *huggles tightly*)
Felix: *frowns and continues to dodge * Vel?
(*huggles tightly* awwww
rp?)
(okay *nods and smiles* you start?
And i believes I know where we left it *nods* )
*murmers* Yes darling? *looks at the colossal mountain of snow behind Felix* *pulls the snow forwards, triggering a giant avalanche*
(okay ^)
Alys: y you can stay a at m my burrow I if you want...
Felix: *srerams and runs*
*laughs as the Avalanche rolls forward* *stops laughing as it reaches me and I fall*
(-watching..-)
Felix: *also falls*
(*huggles Sil*()
(*hugs Flick*
*sighs*)
(whats wrong bach?)
Valentina: Well wasn't that fun?
Velvet:
Valentina: Come on wake up, we need to get out before we suffocate! Today is not the day to die I'm afraid...
Velvet:
(Nowt.. just thinking..)
Vik: Thank you, but only if you are okay with it?
(okay)
Felix: *shouts* Vel!
Alys: I its the least I I can do *nods and looks at the ground*
(*fades away slightly*)
Valentina: Hey look, there's Felix!
Velvet:
Valentina: Come on! Stop being annoying and wasting my fun!
Velvet:
Valentina: Urgh... You're so selfish just letting us die like this...
Velvet:
*sucks Sil into an industrial size vacuum* no fading for you! (please) )
Vik: Thank you *smiles*
(don't fade! *huggles*)
Felix: *roars* Vel! *starts digging*
Alys: h how about h here *points to a massive okay tree*
Vik: Okay *nods* looks good *looks the tree up and down*
Alys: t thanks...
(-Is apparently in a vacuum cleaner-)
Valentina: Move you useless bitch!
Velvet: *shakes head* This is what you get for controlling me... I hope you're happy...
Valentina: What about Felix?
Velvet: *starts crying* Tell him I'm sorry and I love him... Please... *closes eyes and stops breathing*
Valentina: No... Stop... Open your eyes and get us out of here!
Velvet:
*oak tree XD
elix: *finds her* Vel! *picks her up* wake up! *roars*
Valentina: Look, you've gone and upset him now... I hope YOURE happy...
Velvet:
Valentina: *groans* I really shouldn't have used up all my magic to get her to create that Avalanche...
Velvet:
Valentina: *tries to take control and fails* *begins to swear badly* No... You're ruining everything!
Felix: *shakes her* please wake up !
Vik: Tis okay bud *starts digging*
(yup you are Sil, if you get lonely just say and I'll put someone else in there too *looks at Chloe and smiles* .......)
Valentina: *fades away*
Velvet:
(-sighs and curls up-)
Alys: *smiles as helps*
(*smiles and Rhossie*)
Felix: *roars and turns into his demon form*
(SURPRISE! *uses the vacuum on Chloe and sucks her up too!* )
Vik: Thank you *continues digging*
(Eeeek!)
Alys ; *turns into a fox and continues digging*
(*looks vaguely up at Chloe*)
*Grins* Rhos - two, other people - Nil )
Vik: Hey! That's cheating *speeds up and tries to out dig Alys*
Velvet's Conscience: I'm not ready... I can't go yet... *looks back at Felix* He's right... I have so much to live for... I can't leave him... I don't wanna die... I just want to be back in his arms, I want to be safe...
Death: *shakes head*
VC: *turns and walks back to my body*
Death: *grabs VC's arm*
VC: *starts crying* LET GO! I don't want to leave goddammit! *reaches for Felix and whimpers* I'm sorry...
(Hey Silly)
Alys: *digs faster*
Vik: *uses fire to burn the soil away* ah ha!
(Hi...-fades completely-)
Felix: Vel...please *starts crying*
Alys: s show o off *digs more*
(don't fade sweetie!)
(-pauses-
...
Sweetie?)
(yes, sweetie...its meant to be endearing)
Vik: Says the one who is part fox.... *smiles*
(I second what Chlo said, don't fade please ) (unless you really really really want too)
Alys: *shifts back only to roll eyes before changing back*
(...okay...
-sits and watches the rp silently-)
VC: *is dragged away* Wait... Before I go completely... Can I just see my body once more?! Please?
Death: *tilts head*
VC: Thank you... *walks over and crouches down*
Death: *touches her elbow*
VC: *jerks it up and hits him in the face*
Death: *goes sprawling*
VC: *leaps back into my body
Velvet: *sits up and gasps*
Felix: Vel! *crushes her in a hug*
Vik: *quietly sneaks away and takes a break, while Alys digs*
*starts crying* I'm so sorry... so so sorry...
Alys: *continues digging until shes down far enough*
*murmurs an incantation which transforms the burrow into a home*
Felix: h hey...its okay *still cries* ive got you...
Vik: *continues taking a break and nods off*
Alys: Vik I... *sees him asleep and approaches him*
(James Erica Mr Wol) Annabelle Ashlea Sil Mum Dad Granmama Manuel Orpheus
James Erica Mr Wolf Annabelle Ashlea Sil Manuel Orpheus
James Erica Mr Wolf Annabelle Sil Manuel
James Erica Mr Wolf Manuel
Mr Wolf Manuel
...
)
*snifs* *wipes away his tears* Please don't cry... I'm here, I'm not going anywhere. That made me realise that there's no place I'd rather be than with you... I don't wanna die anymore, I just want to spend the rest of my life with you- I love you Felix! *kisses him*
Felix: *kisses* I love you too...I cant lose you...
*sighs* I know... And I can't lose you...
(-scrunches up a piece of paper and throws it away-)
(Sil...)
Felix: please...just stay
(-curls up-)
(Sil, change your name please
You are somebody
you are worth as much as everyone else
You do exist)
(-hugs self-)
(*huggles Sil tightly*)
*hugs Void*
(Wait, since when did you (Sil), or anyone else here consider me a friend?)
((Back soon just gotta wash dishes, heat up some beans :) and look up uni plans. So back in 5.))
(Sil is a character. She is busy..)
(ive always considered you a friend Kassy)
(...)
(Yeah Sil! You're one of my best friends! Doesn't that make you worth something?!)
*puts forehead on Felix's* I am... I don't want to die anymore, I've realised that I found happiness the day I met you... I was just too blind to notice it...
(Jai... *huggles tightly*)
(Since I met you Tia!)
(*hugs Chloe tightly back*)
Felix: *kisses her forehead and by now as changed back to human form*
well now you notice....
Yeah... Took me a while... *grins* You're a cute demon!
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