Thursday, November 6, 2014

How to Write Books Good, Part 1


Thinking up the idea:
  • Think of an idea.
  • Lie in bed and think about the idea some more.
  • Dismiss idea.
  • Walk around house. Do menial tasks. Allow the mind to wander
  • When the mind has wandered around to an idea, stop doing menial tasks and pay attention.
  • Write it down.
  • Read it over.
  • Change it.
  • Lie down on sofa. Let idea form a story.
  • Dismiss idea. Hates idea. Idea is stupid.
  • Decide to write from the headlines. Switch on news. Read newspapers. Look for inspiration. 
  • Ebola, eh?
  • Brand new idea. A plague that wipes out most of humanity! The few survivors come together under some vague supernatural (religious?) pretence. 
  • But evil people have also come together! Drama! Conflict!
  • Realise your idea is The Stand, by Stephen King.
  • Read The Stand, by Stephen King.
  • Go back to original idea, decide it's good enough. 
  • Congratulations! You now have your idea!

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Dragona Pine said...

(I play as soldier in ME1, by ME2 I've switched to Adept/Infiltrator and then ME3 depends on the import. :P

My favourite infiltrator is the Female Quarian... for whatever reason. The Shadow is FANTASTIC. But the Female Quarian is amazing. Give her a Crusader or a Valiant or well... anything, really. Even something like the Lancer. And she's great.

I was asking, though, about singleplayer characters, like Tali and Garrus and Liara and Grunt etc. :P)

Chione Asahina said...

(*dances with him, equally happy*
Hi Xan! Back from where we left off?)

John said...

Erebus: Wonderful to know my existence is being acknowledged, Fletcher.

*Blake clamps his mouth shut and mumbles something that sounds awfully like "Stop using my f@!king mouth!"*
*Waves cheerfully to Ed*

Edward Fletcher said...

(Sorry Chi, how are you?

Hello Chloe, how be you?)

Inky Flame said...

(Hey Xan! How art thou?)

Edward Fletcher said...

(Hello Xan and Dragona, how be you?)

Inky Flame said...

(I be really happy thanks ^^)

Dragona Pine said...

(I'm fine, Edward. :) You?)

Chione Asahina said...

(I'm great Edward, absolutely great.)

John said...

(Hello Xanadu.)

Edward Fletcher said...

(That's good Chloe and Chi

Fine thanks Dragona, glad to be inside rather than in the rain)

Garret Falcone said...

(sounds good Chi)
(Hello Ed and Xan)
(Dragon, I've all of me1 and a bit of 2 and everytime i do, i always play solider i don't need any biotics)

Dragona Pine said...

(But biotics are GOOD. They're fun. Even if I play as a soldier in ME2 I always give myself Slam or another biotic power. It's so fun to do it to mechs. :D)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

I can't decide.

I could tell you who I play with.

ME1: Garrus and Liara. Not much to say here.

ME2: Miri because tech and biotics

And Jack for Collector missions for team warp ammo.

Then I mix up the team by bringing Miri/Sumi or Miri/Zaeed

ME3: Nobody. Only the prothean interests me. I found single player combat to be much worse than before. :(

Dragona Pine said...

(Tia - I meant like during the cutscenes not the actual combat. :P



Brb.)

Garret Falcone said...

(I only need bullets.... Lots of bullets,
i do agree that biotics can be useful sometimes)

Inky Flame said...

(Anyone up for rp?)

Chione Asahina said...

(Blake, come and get me from the house so we can beat up Xan)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*takes a deep breath*
*it breaks her heart to break her word, even if her word were only to herself*
*but it breaks her heart more to not comment, to sit and lurk*
*she still believes it is for the better that she lurks*
*but, for once, she is going to be a little bit selfish*
*steps into blogland from the shadows*
Hello...)

Edward Fletcher said...

(Sure Chloe)

Edward Fletcher said...

(Hello Sil and Blake, how be you both?)

Inky Flame said...

(Sil! *huggles tightly* how art thou?)

Chione Asahina said...

(Silente? what are you talking about? is that why you weren't on yesterday?)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*tacklehugs Sil* Hey! :) how have you been?

Inky Flame said...

*makes cookies in the kitchen*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Steps into kitchen* Cookies?

John said...

(*Pats Sil on the head* Hiya shorty.)

*Leaps out of a shadow behind Chi, tacklehugging her*

Surprise!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*IMMEDIATE REGRET*
*BAD SILENTE*
*hugs people back*)

Inky Flame said...

*turns and smiles* yes they are sweetie, want some?

Inky Flame said...

(You aren't bad Sil *continues to huggle*)

Edward Fletcher said...

Sure *Eats cookies*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Sil... you're not bad. If you want, or need, this, then who are you to deny yourself this?

*looks confused*

Garret Falcone said...

(Hey there Sil)

Inky Flame said...

*smiles* so how are you feeling?

Edward Fletcher said...

(Sil?)

Hungover, too much drink

Garret Falcone said...

(Anyone notice anything different about me yet?)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*hugs Xan* lurking...I said I'd take a week off...I planned to take longer...I broke my word...*looks longingly back at the shadows*)

Inky Flame said...

(You drive a tank?)
*laughs* I have a slight headache myself

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(@Garr you now drive a tank.)

Inky Flame said...

(Sil... Please stay)

Edward Fletcher said...

Perhaps a morning drink may help *drinks a glass of wine*

Garret Falcone said...

(Yup i do *smiles*)

Edward Fletcher said...

(Sil, stay)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Oh sshh. Now I have to ded.

Um...

(While you wait, book-themed tablet covers!)

https://www.klevercase.co.uk/index.php?route=common/home

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*hugs Xan still* sorry...I was..I was hoping to fade...completely...email included...I broke my word...)

Inky Flame said...

*giggles* that's my Ed alright
*pulls out a can of cider*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Sil, I understand if you want to go. I understand if you want to stay.

I know I'd rather you stayed, but it's your choice *hugs*

How have you been?

Edward Fletcher said...

(Hello Fabi)

*Finishes bottle* Nothing beats a drink in the morning

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(In some ways Tia, better. In others, worse. How are you?)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(@Ed Shouldn't be drinking in the mornings :/

How are you?)

Chione Asahina said...

Sil why...? what happened? why do you want to go? D:

Inky Flame said...

*crumples can* nothing can beat it *smiles* so, what do you want to do?

Inky Flame said...

(Sil and everyone

My email is always open ^.^ )

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*mutters*fadingisgoodishouldvestayedfaded..
As stated in my previous comment Xan. How are you?)

Edward Fletcher said...

(Fine thanks Tia)

How about a trip somewhere?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*hugs Chi tightly, offering no explanation, just hugging*)

Inky Flame said...

Oooo where? *eyes light up*

Edward Fletcher said...

Well, there is a bar on the moon in the future?

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Sad. Even more sad if you leave. I understand I'm pressuring you. But it's true.

I'm sorry. I'm mean :c

*hugs Sil tightly*

I'm here for you, ok?

(Please don't fade.)

Inky Flame said...

*whiles face lights up* really? That's awesome!

Chione Asahina said...

(Silente what the heck? I'm not hugging you if you don't tell me what's going on...If it's that I left you at the wedding I wasn't planning on it. I was going to come back and drink with you but I didn't see the time and I'm getting my laptop back really soon.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(I've said before Xan, you shouldn't worry about me.)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Hello. *hugs Silente tightly*)

Inky Flame said...

(Sil... Everyone worries for you
We are your friends... Please stay)

Emerald Melody said...

evening all

Edward Fletcher said...

Yup, a bar on the moon. You can invite Cole and Felix if you want.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(No Chi it isn't that! I didn't mind the wedding, I know you have limited time, I would never hold that against you!)

Edward Fletcher said...

(Hello Em

Sil?)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Hello, Emerald! How are you feeling?

Inky Flame said...

(Hey Em
How art thou?)
*chirps* okay
*rings them*
*felix and Cole enter*
Cole: *smiles* hello
Felix: Yo, how's the married life?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*hugs Soph tightly back*)

Chione Asahina said...

(Then what's wrong Sis...?)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Sil, ...

*hugs*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Nods Cole, Felix. Its good thanks. So, a bar on the moon, what do you think?

Chione Asahina said...

*is standing next to the twins crib, smiling*
Won't be long now cuties...

Inky Flame said...

Felix: *smirks* never been to the moon before
Cole: that sounds brilliant


Yay! *smils sweetly*

John said...

*Pokes his head out of the wall over the crib, making a silly face at the twins*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*hugs Tia*
*also hugs Chi, not caring if it isn't returned* some things I can't define chi, the mess and reasoning in my head is one of these things.)

Edward Fletcher said...

Very well *They appear in a large bubble on the moon in the middle of which is a bar*

Chione Asahina said...

(*is so confused but hugs her back tightly anyway*)

Emerald Melody said...

feeling okay.
Been poked, prodded and had as much blood taken as a vampire could take.
It was a good night and day in the hospital but everything is okay.
My back however is in a bad shape, my muscles are all inflamed and in pain so I'm on a strong painkiller for that.
My chest (which was what I went in for) tightened because of the pain in my back.

So all and all, I'm home, with about 20 pillows propping me up and relaxing.

Chione Asahina said...

*smiles and kisses Blake's cheek*

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(I am glad that you are alright, Emerald.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Thank you for hugging me back.
*breathes*
How is everyone?)

Edward Fletcher said...

(At least you are ok Em)

Chione Asahina said...

(Of course I would hug you back! You're my sister)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(I'm glad you're okay Em)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(Sil, emails...)

Emerald Melody said...

Even though I feel like a 90 year old, I'm glad I'm home and okay too.

John said...

*Grins at Chi's kiss and tickles the twins, his grin turning to a full smile when they giggle*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Thank you nevertheless...



*aihjd vtirau sy jrtdraf* ofopy)

Inky Flame said...

*looks around* so this is what it's like *smiles*

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*hugs Em*

I'm glad it's okay... :)

I hope you heal soon.

Edward Fletcher said...

Just don't step outside of the bubble, no atmosphere

Inky Flame said...

(I prey for your swift recovery Em)

Inky Flame said...

*they all nod*
So, what is everyone having to drink?
Felix: larger
Cole: same please *dmiles*

Edward Fletcher said...

Cider for me please

(Get well soon Em)

Inky Flame said...

*chirps* okay
*orders everyone's drinks *

Edward Fletcher said...

Thanks *downs drink*

Chione Asahina said...

Blake...*closes her eyes and grins*

I think that girl has came out to play.

John said...

Then play we shall.

*He places a hand on her shoulder, and they're whisked away into shadows*

*A few moments later, they step out of a small storm of darkness in front of Talia*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*crosses her legs and watches*)

Inky Flame said...

*all three drink a lot*
*hiccups and laughs*

Cole: Inky has hiccups! *bursts out laughing*

Chione Asahina said...

*grins happily* Oh it's been months since I've had a good brawl... *takes a deep breath a if it's her first taste of fresh air in forever*

Inky Flame said...

(Sil, this may cheer you up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLrpST_KXk0&list=FLMvKph9NngI1bjqPBlkSHoA)

Edward Fletcher said...

*Laughs and downs another drink*

Inky Flame said...

Felix: *gazes longingly at Cole*


*hiccups and laughs*

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(*keeps hugging Silente*)

Edward Fletcher said...

*Falls over with laughter*

John said...

Hello again, it crossed my mind that we never finished the other day.

*An almost sinister grin spreads on his face*

Care to pick up where we left off?

Inky Flame said...

*crouches by him* a are y you okay...?

Edward Fletcher said...

I j...just need a d...drink *laughs*

Garret Falcone said...

(I'm going to disappear for tonight (i need an early night, because of tomorrow) but I'm still available through emails,
so good bye and good night)

Inky Flame said...

*hands him a drink*
here you go s sweetie


Cole: *notices Felix* w what is it

Felix: *looks away and blushes* nothing...

Inky Flame said...

(Okay Rhos ^^)

Inky Flame said...

(listen to this...I DARE YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL5qjeKRBKU)

Chione Asahina said...

*looks at the umbrella and smiles*
2vs1 or you can choose what one of us to fight.

John said...
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Edward Fletcher said...

(Bye Gar)

Thanks *downs drink*

Chione Asahina said...
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Inky Flame said...

*giggles* no p problem
*keeps drinking*

John said...

(Impatient Blake is sorry. Go ahead and pick q.q)

Edward Fletcher said...

*Continues to drink* *Whispers to Inky* Whats up with Felix?

Chione Asahina said...

(It is really difficult Elleni.)

Edward Fletcher said...

(Hello El, how be you?)

Inky Flame said...

*whispers back like a little girl* someone has a crushhhhhh

Edward Fletcher said...

*Laughs* Ohhhhh

John said...

(Listen to this, I dare you c;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t8-_pI1-9Q)

Inky Flame said...

*grins* this is greaaat!


Cole:w why di did you look at me ....


Felix: *sulks* n no reason

Chione Asahina said...

(How was the blog being harmful to anyone except zaf? Zaf was the one who started this shit storm.)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(That seems a very reasonable request, Elleni. One which I support.)

Inky Flame said...

(Ha! I added that to my playlist months ago Blake!)

Edward Fletcher said...

*drinks* It is

Inky Flame said...

*smiles*
*drinks more*
*starts tickling Ed*

Inky Flame said...

(Hear hear El, I agree with you)

Edward Fletcher said...

*Laughs and drops drink* S...s...stop

Chione Asahina said...

(I didn't hear Rose. And I certainly haven't said anything towards her so it's unfair that she said "the blog" which would involve all of us. But I won't be mean to someone who doesn't deserve it. And I won't start it first.)

Edward Fletcher said...

(I agree with you El)

Inky Flame said...

*doesn't stop* Nopeity Nope!

Edward Fletcher said...

*Continues to laugh and falls over* P...please.

Emerald Melody said...

*hugs Elleni tightly*

Thank you so much.
All I've ever done, is right by Rose because she needs it. She needs to be right with herself before anything else.
I haven't done it to piss off Zaf or for the craic and I'm glad someone can see that my intentions were that of being a good friend to Rose.

Chione Asahina said...

Fine, you can take her... *sighs* I'll go look after the twins or something...

Inky Flame said...

*grins* not on your nelly

John said...

Chi hasn't fought in forever. I can wait a bit longer.

*A rolly chair of shadows forms under him*

Just shout if you want some backup, sweetie.

*With a few kicks, he backs off to the sidelines*

Chione Asahina said...

*her eyes glow* Really?! *jumps happily* yay!

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Chi, she says its "the blog" because it IS everyone. EVERYONE.
Everyone fucking arguing and blaming each other, just like you tried to do just now. That's what causes her harm. So it is the blog. Not Zaf. Not any individual.

Edward Fletcher said...

*Cant stop laughing* Tickle F...felix

Inky Flame said...

F felix is b busy with Cole!
*continues*

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Emerald - You were being a good friend to Rose. I am sure that 99.9% of people can see that. There are no questions in my mind about your intentions.)

Chione Asahina said...

(No Matex, Zaf deserves it. It was her that drove Adra away (mostly) so I blame her. And no one's going to change that. But just won't talk to her.)

Chione Asahina said...

*stands and waits*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Tries to drink while laughing it but spills it* P...please

Inky Flame said...

*thinks*
*sighs* okay....
*stops*

Edward Fletcher said...

Thank you *starts to tickle her*

Inky Flame said...

(hear hear El)

Inky Flame said...

*collapses in laughter* stopppp!

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

If you want to insist on blaming Zaf go ahead, but its that attitude which hurt Rose, nothing Zaf did. Rose said that herself, over and over again. So don't attack Zaf as the cause of Rose's problems. Don't attack anyone, because THAT is the cause of problems right now, right here. People attacking.

Edward Fletcher said...

(Hear hear Elleni)

No *Carrys on tickling her*

Chione Asahina said...

(Don't you think I know that? I'm one of the oldest on the blog. I know that it's gone to shit. No one will argue if no one starts it, but when it starts, everyone has their right to an opinion.)

Inky Flame said...

(that's true Mat)

Edward Fletcher said...

(I have had enough of the arguing, I shall leave now, bye if you need me then my twitter is open)

Inky Flame said...

*shakes* please...stop! I st stops!

Cole: *walks over to Felix*
*towers over him* Tell me

Felix: nope

Inky Flame said...

(Ed...tweet to me)

Chione Asahina said...

(I'm not angry at Zaf because of rose. Ive been angry at Zaf since Adra, Matex. I don't like her. I think I've made that clear. But ive already said i'll stop fighting with her, it's you and Elleni who are keeping this going. Now I'm going to beat up Taila, so if you'll excuse me-)

Yeah, well, you're the new person. *steps to the side, watching the flame just incase*

Inky Flame said...

(*sighs* I may as well go too...)

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Yeah that's understandable. I was only defending the statement about Blogland causing harm. I have no interest in entering the argument regarding Adra, I understand that and your feelings about it. I apologise if it seemed that way.

Dragona Pine said...

(*waddles into Blogland*)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

You know what hurts? Burying other people with your problems. It's what hurt Rose.

But keeping it all locked up, that hurts even more. It builds and it builds until it's ready to explode.

I hurt. Sometimes a lot. Sometimes not.

Not a day seems to go by without something bad happening. Call it bad luck. Call it bad life. Call it bad person. It doesn't matter.

You were my safe haven. You were caring and you understood a small part of me. So I used you, all of you, to make myself feel better.

Well, now I care back. I can't make myself feel better at such a cost to you.

Expect me to continue being me... just a little bit colder, a little bit more reserved, but same old me.

My problems are no longer yours, and neither are my pains.

Dragona Pine said...

(Tia - :/ There must be someone who you can talk to.

Who is your favourite character from Mass Effect? (Okay so... I don't mean multiplayer classes or anything to do with classes or the characters in combat. I mean the characters THEMSELVES.))

Chione Asahina said...

*lands on her hands and flips, kicking her in the face*

The Grave of a Coward said...

My new haircut makes me look like one half of a buddy-cop duo from a bad 70's TV show.

Also, greetings, Blogland.

Chione Asahina said...

*rolls to the side*

Dragona Pine said...

(Hey, Clara! How are you?)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

The 70s had bad TV shows? *looks confused again*

Hey, Clara! How are you?

The Grave of a Coward said...

I'm doing quite alright.

I see that you are a penguin, Dragona. Is this a recent thing? Noot noot.

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(There are three people.

All of them are distant. I don't want to hurt any of them.

*hugs*)

The Grave of a Coward said...

Anyone who wishes to talk to or e-mail me is, of course, welcome. I'm told I make a rather good armchair psychologist.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Goodbye.)

Dragona Pine said...

(Well um... it's a Mass Effect penguin. :P It's rather recent. I made it not a great deal of time ago. Like a day or so max. Only took me ten minutes.)

The Grave of a Coward said...

Greetings and goodbye, Silente.

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Goodbye, Silente. *hugs her tightly*)

Emerald Melody said...

Back.

Was nearly smothered with a pizza but I survived.
That boyfriend of mine is such a caring bitch.

Chione Asahina said...

(I don't like the way she said that... Guys...what if she's going to try and leave for a week again?)

The Grave of a Coward said...

Greetings, Emerald Melody!

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(Chione - should it have a negative emotional affect on her I will attempt to talk her out of it.)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

*hugs Sil, not letting her go *

:c

Chione Asahina said...

(You saw what she was like when she came on... she didn't want to come back, partly because of the fighting and partly because I'm so distant, I think. But she can't stay away. She loves the blog.)

Commander Sophia Keating (N7 Operative and Council Spectre) said...

(She did not want to come back because she gave her word that she would not return for a week and wished to prove to herself that she could keep to it.)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

(I'm crying again :c

If anyone else is crying, feel free to message me.)

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

If she's going to leave for a week you should all fucking support her and not beg her to come back. She left to try and sort out her own life. She didn't "disappear". She made a speech announcing she was taking a one week holiday.

I want to scream at everyone. But i understand she didn't explain much, and her departure was sudden. So I'll say it now; she left to see if it would help. And IT DID.

I don't know of she wants to leave again, but if she does, support her. She would stay her for you all even if it killed her, just because you worry so much about her. Worry worry worry.

Anyone who knows her at all knows she doesn't want to cause worry. So she does things that she doesn't enjoy. She stays here even when it hurts her at times, because she thinks she can't leave.

The Grave of a Coward said...

. . .

I'm just going to . . . depart . . . quietly . . .

*melts away into the darkness of the hotel*

Chione Asahina said...

(*laughs* Of yeah, the closest person to me is going to leave for a week and I've to-

Right. Sure, I support her. If she feels better leaving. Fine.)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Clara! *huggles tightly* :(

Email...

Chione Asahina said...

(What's your e-mail Tia? *sighs*)

Tanya Halcyon (Kas) said...

Chi, it is in my profile, you're not obligated to message me. I only need one person to talk to. Any more than that is too much. You shouldn't all share my pain.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Chi, she felt better. She slept better. It was only a day, but it helped. And she comes back and everyone pretty much says she can't leave, ever. I'm not saying don't care about her; just try to understand and don't insist that she has to be here. I know she didn't explain much, I get it. I don't fully understand it, but IF taking a break is going to help, then that's a good thing.

Chione Asahina said...

(Right. Well I'm going to go actually cry. Night guys. Might take a break from the internet too...I probs need it. Things are a bit difficult the now, sorry I was getting on at everyone. I have my own shit storm to sort out and I was taking it out on you guys. I'm sorry. I was being a bitch. I had no right calling zaf that.)

Chione Asahina said...

(I just said that Matex, stop getting on at us and acting like some sort of life guru. We all have shit to deal with. Goodight.)

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Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Chi :(
If I seem like a bad guy right now I really am sorry; at least try to understand it's not a fun thing for me either if she leaves.
*hugs Chi*
Its okay, I get it. I'm not having the greatest time either so the same applies to me, and a lot of what I've said came out wrong, and I am sorry. I hope you feel better soon!

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