Hello.
Ah, my poor neglected blog. How I have ignored you. Once you were the apple of my eye (okay, not really — the name of this blog is what it is, after all), but then along came Twitter and suddenly you seemed somewhat clunky and... unwieldy...
But see? I have returned. I've been away a lot, I know. Work. I had that book to publish (which went really well, by the way) and then all those tours, including a trip to New Zealand and Australia to meet all those readers with funny accents.
My life has been somewhat chaotic as of late, and when things get chaotic, some other things suffer. You, it seems, are one of these things.
But I'll try to rectify that. I really will. I'm home now, after all, and settling back into normal life. What normal life will bring me, though, I have no idea.
Saturday, October 25, 2014
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«Oldest ‹Older 4801 – 4979 of 4979(You're not invincible, Soph. And Dragona could pose more of a threat to you than any goon with a gun.)
Sure. Anyway...
Hey omg can we build a fort??
(I pose a threat to him also. We have an agreement.)
Claire: Yes we can!
(And exactly how do you pose a threat to Dragona?)
*hugs Sil*
Yey! Okay..
*thinking*
(*hugs Tia*)
(As I said - I occupy the same amount of space. And I am stronger mentally, in addiction to the fact I do not give up. If we were ever to have a serious disagreement, I would win. Plain and simple.)
Claire: What should we use?
The sofa definitely...hmmm...should I get a mattress?
(Dragona might have some tricks up his sleeve, Soph.)
Hmm, might go clothes shopping tomorrow. I hate clothes shopping :c
(I doubt it.)
Claire: Sure!
Okay.
*steps backwards through a portal*
*comes back a second later dragging a mattress through said portal*
(@Soph Is gatorade popular in Canada?)
(Tia - I am from Canada. In a hundred and fifty or so years. Do not ask me.)
Claire: Nice! *grabs some of the cushions from the sofa*
(@Soph I'd ask Dragona but you don't like being a messenger so I'm asking you. Is gatorade popular in Canada?)
*pulls the mattress the whole wau through*
Where we putting it?
(Dragona is English.)
Claire: Use it as a base.
(...)
Helpful.
Claire: Yes. Then we can build up from there.
*rolls eyes and sets it down*
Claire: *places one of the cushions vertically on it* Right now you put one at the other side.
(I am here my darlings)
(Evening blogland)
(It appears to be quiet?)
(Ed! how art thou?)
(Hello Chloe, I be fine thanks, how are you?)
(Im great Xd I just carved a pumpkin, it was immense! now im drawing creepypastas in preparation)
(Cool)
(what are you up to?)
(Hello, the king of Switzerland land is here)
(Apologies. I disappeared briefly.)
(listening to the monster mash)
(Hello Gar and Sophia)
(Garrr! *glomps* ive missed you
hey Soph, how art thou?
I love the monster mash ^^)
(Well, it is all part of the Halloween spirit)
(I am depressed. Yourself?)
(Halloween is the best. Im debating whether to go as poison ivy or a wicked bith tomoz)
(I am good. I bought another skull to add to my collection)
(Poison ivy, batman beats all)
(Buying skulls is probably the more legal method of acquiring them.)
(*accepts glomping and holds you in a huggle* I've missed you too,
how be you?)
(Hello Ed, how be you?)
(Hello Soph)
(wolfie, I'd say go as poison ivy (if you can) if not, number 2)
(Fine thanks, how be you?)
(Batman is awesome!
I have 4 skulls in my collection.
one looks like an actual human skull
another is a pirate skull
one is a hippie skull
and the one I bought today wears a crown)
(okay, ill go as poison ivy ^^
I be great Gar, you? *huggles tightly*)
(My old biology teacher has a real human skull)
(O.o that sounds awesome! I seem to have a thing for skulls...)
(Who doesn't love a collection of skulls)
(I do not have a collection of skulls.)
(I'm happier now i can talk to you, but I've been feeling alright *huggles tightly*)
<the above is for Wolfie)
(I'm alright thanks, Ed)
(*giggles* im dressed in a skull jumper, equipped with a skull scarf and skull bracelet)
(And neither would I love one, actually.)
(*huggles Gar like a koala* aww that's sweet)
(So, a lot of skulls then)
(*smiles while being huggled* its like you*)
(anyone want to Rp?)
*is sat on the house roof* (my house)
(yep *smiles sweetly* I scare my friends irl)
Tawnee: *shouts out* Gar?
(aww and you are)
(I scare my friends)
(They said I was evil *looks innocent*)
(really? I don't know what it is, but I sorta like creeping them out...)
(*laughs* I bet you don't_)
(I had an idea to feed students to pits of venomous snakes underneath their chairs, the teacher did not agree with the idea)
(*laughs* that sounds awesome!)
(One of my many ideas)
(I do not believe I scare my friends. I do not have many to scare.)
(maybe I could come up with a plan aswell...I am a scientist...)
(I am sorry Sophia)
(aww thank you Wolfie and I'm slightly worried now (on the basis of you scaring your friends)
*looks down and shouts to Taw* I'm up here!
(It is not a problem. Not at all. I work best by myself.)
(you are my friend, and you don't scare me Soph)
(Science for the win)
(don't mind me Gar, im harmless...really...)
Tawnee: *looks up and smiles* hello sweetie
(
(I want to drop chemistry though, my lecturer hates me. but I showed her when I came 2nd highest in the class...)
(Well done, that is an impressive score)
(Perhaps, Chloe, that is because I have had no reason to scare you.)
(thanks ^^ the person who came first only had half a mark more than me, and she is a resit student.
Also, I have had 100% in two of my other tests...)
(Well done, I was one mark away from 100% in my physics test)
(i second what Ed said)
(are you harmless.... Are you really?)
*shadow walks to Taw* I'm here now
(that's brill, physics is by far my worst science
thanks Gar...and I am really harmless)
Tawnee: *hugs him* how are you?
(Chemistry is by far my worst)
*Drinks whiskey in water sat in tree*
(I used to enjoy physics. It was my favourite subject.)
*finds Ed* hello, want to go to the bar? *smiles*
(Chemistry is my thing)
*smiles* I'm happy, *hugs Taw* how are you and gizmo?
(ok i believe you Inks *offers huggle*)
Sure *they appear in the bar* *gets Ink a cider*
(Why twitter, why?)
(I believe Chemistry should only be used for two things - explosives and medicine.)
(*huggles Gar*)
Tawnee: *laughs* me and Gizmo are doing good
(whats up with twitter, Ed?)
*smiles* thank you *drinks cider*
*sighs happily* this is the life
(i agree with soph)
(*huggles inks*)
that's good *smiles* fancy doing anything today?
(im going to study veterinary medicine, so...chem is good)
Tawnee: *smiles* I don't mind
(It is emailing me for no reason)
*Drinks whiskey water* It is, how about a trip?
(ah, I know the feeling. it is annoying)
*tilts head* a trip? where?
The dawn of time, I'm joking what about Victorian London?
(I never went to university. I instead got a job as a police officer. Then some shit happened and I ended up joining the military.)
*eyes light up* that would be awesome!
(ill be the first one in my family ever to go to uni)
So be it *They appear in the middle of a street* Remember, no magic
*nods* okay
*covers ears* what shall we do about clothes?
(Good luck Chloe)
Blogger Inky Flame, Felix Corruption, Tawnee, Cole whatshisface (Chloe G) said...
(really? I don't know what it is, but I sorta like creeping them out...)
October 30, 2014 at 5:31 PM
I like freaking my friends out.
*shrugs*
I try not to, but it happens anyway.
Ok *goes and finds car keys*
(thanks ^.^)
(My parents met at uni, so. XD)
*thinks* Hang on *walks over to clothes shop* *Reappears in new suit* Choose what you like *hands her gold card*
(Starrrr! how art thou?)
(My mother and father went to university. I just decided that it was not for me.)
(Hello Star, how be you?))
*eyes widen* t this will work?
(Hello, Star. How are you?)
(It isn't for everyone Sophia)
Of course it will
*smiles* thanks sweetie
*buys a dress like this
http://www.lolitadress.co.uk/images/Lolita/White-Gothic-Victorian-Dress-TQL120427061.jpg*
*emerges with it on* what do you think?
Tawnee: okay *chirps*
(my mum didn't go to college and my dad only went for a year )
(Hello Star *offers huggle*)
(I'm in a huggle mood *offers huggles to anyone who wants one*)
It looks good, what would you like to see first? The houses of parliament?
(*huggles Gar like a koala*)
*nods* that would be delightful, good sir
Well then my lady *bows and leads her down the street towards parliament*
*holds his hand*
I love all the dresses and suits... this is great *smiles sweetly*
It is *they arrive at the doors* *shows guard a card and he opens the doors*
(*smiles while being huggled like a koala and huggles inks*)
*returns with the car keys* any particular place you want to go love? (<for taw)
*looks around in wonderment* wow
Tawnee: *smiles* how about you choose?
Now, remember to be careful of robbers. *guard stands in front of them*
Guard: Get out, both of you
*stands behind Ed*
Don't worry Inky, I will sort this
*guard picks Ed up and throws him out of the building* *Guard turns to Inky*
Ok........
light bulb, i have an idea
lets go to France
*frowns* hey, you cant do that to my man
Tawnee: France? sounds fun *chirps*
*Guards outside punch d until he is unconscious*
Guard: Yes I can, who are you to question me?
*smiles* Im your worst nightmare
*punches the guard*
*Guard falls back* *The guards attacking Ed run up and surround Inky*
Guard: Your in trouble now
*Police take Ed away without Inky noticing*
Ok France it is *opens car door for Taw*
*turns around, inspecting the guards* Come at me then!
Tawnee: *smiles* thank you *sits in car*
*Two guards jump trying to pin her down and a third grabs a knife*
(It seems I disappeared briefly.)
*dodges the first two guards*
*focuses on the one with a knife*
*pulls out dagger from top*
*smiles* what are you waiting for?
No probs *jumps into my seat and starts the car* lets go *drives away*
time interval
*arrives outside a hotel in Paris* we're here
(Welcome back Sophia)
*Guard with knife steps forward trying to stab her* *first guard stands and smashes chair into her back*
Tawnee: *eyes brighten* wow! I love paris
*gasps*
*wraps hand around knife, forcing it down*
*hand bleeds* two against one isn't fair
*roundhouse kicks the guard behind*
(I found the cutest pic ever!
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/356/9/0/smile_dog_and_lazari_by_inkswell-d6yzths.jpg)
(welcome back Soph)
I'll be back in a moment *shadow walks away*
*Guard behind gasps and falls* *Guard with knife continues to push* *More police turn up and guns are aimed at Inky*
Police chief: You attacked a guard
Tawnee: okay sweetie
*lets go of the knife*
*looks at the police* they attacked a lady!
*Guard with knife grins* She broke into parliament sir
Police: Well, I could arrest you. Leave this building now or I will have to arrest you
*Guard whispers to Inky* Nice try, but I don't lose
you don't what? *shouts* where is Ed?
Guard: He will be in a cell, awaiting his execution tomorrow
*returns with some suitcases*
lets go check in *smiles*
(I've looked up the picture link you've shared inks, and i find the pic really cool, the dog (thing) would make a great pet)
Execution? Take me to him!
(it is a creepypasta character called smile dog ^^)
Tawnee: ok, lets *smiles*
Guard: No, he will not be allowed visitors. He committed a crime, so needs to be punished
(The internet is a very boring place.)
*frowns* so did I
Guard: his crimes are a bit worse than yours
What did he do that I didn't...?
Guard: *Grins and pulls out a long list* He is most wanted for, theft, murder, trespassing among other crimes. The queen herself wants him arrestd
What? *thinks* I know,
*stabs the guard in the chest*
Transition to this:
https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?postID=2031506902569180701&blogID=1104475307058729066&isPopup=true&page=24
Oh, hello Blogland. How is everyone doing?
*Guard dies smiling* *Police turn up*
Police chief: Your under arrest Miss
(hello Tia, how art thou?
I am good)
(Hello Tia, how are you?)
*tries not to smile* of course I am
Police: *pushes her into cart and horses take her to prison*
(I'm fine, thanks. :) Everyone else?)
(I am depressed.)
(I is good Star ^^)
*smiles* ive never been in a horse and cart before
*they arrive and she is placed in a cell with the door locked behind her* Officer: Your trial will be held in the morning, there is an execution just before it
(Hello Star)
(Hello Tia,
to answer yours and Stars questions I'm happy thank you)
*goes inside the hotel*
Okay *waits patiently before they go*
Tawnee: you spoil me *grins*
Officer: You seem awfully calm about being arested
*smiles* yes I am
*hails dagger at the officer*
*hugs Soph*
What's wrong? :c
(*pushes Tia away* Nothing new.)
*Officer dodges*
Officer: Well, that was close. Maybe a higher security cell for you *Sleeping gas fills her cell as the guard puts on a gas mask
*coughs and drops to knees* No! Ed...
*falls unconscious*
Why are you always so depressed, Soph? Surely you possess happier feelings?
*Guards move her to a metal room where she is attached to a steel table* *Guard throws bucket of cold water over her*
*wakes up with a gasp* T that...was n not c cool at all...*looks around* what the hell?
(I have my reasons. None of which I wish to share.)
*smiles* ok,
*walks over to the desk*
i have a booking for Mr Garrett
check in person: ahh yes *gives Garrett the keys*
me: thank you *picks up suitcases*
*looks at Taw* lets go find out room
Guard: Your awake, good. I believe you were with the traitor?
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