Hello.
Ah, my poor neglected blog. How I have ignored you. Once you were the apple of my eye (okay, not really — the name of this blog is what it is, after all), but then along came Twitter and suddenly you seemed somewhat clunky and... unwieldy...
But see? I have returned. I've been away a lot, I know. Work. I had that book to publish (which went really well, by the way) and then all those tours, including a trip to New Zealand and Australia to meet all those readers with funny accents.
My life has been somewhat chaotic as of late, and when things get chaotic, some other things suffer. You, it seems, are one of these things.
But I'll try to rectify that. I really will. I'm home now, after all, and settling back into normal life. What normal life will bring me, though, I have no idea.
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«Oldest ‹Older 4001 – 4200 of 4849 Newer› Newest»What? Are you sure you don't want a drink? *More glasses of cider appear*
*finds it harder to resist *
*smiles* y yes, I'm sure
*turns away*
Ok *a barrel full of cider appears*
Claire: What do you mean?
*coughs* well I'm going back to the cottage now... *goes to leave*
Stacey: *shrugs and makes a random hand gesture* Stuff.
O-kay..
ok *they appear next to the cottage* *A small lake of cider is in front of the cottage*
Ed stop! It's not funny
Fine *Lake vanishes* *Appears in bar and drinks water*
*crosses arms*
*pouts* meanie
*orders a glass of whiskey* *drinks then appears next to Inky again* Sorry?
*teies to stay serious*
*takes a sip* you're forgiven
*tries
Thank you *drinks glass of whisky disguised as water*
Hmm so what made you decide to go sober?
Well, I don't want to be drunk at the wedding
*smiles* good point
*rests head on him* you are brilliant
I know I am *drinks*
Claire: Details?
Stacey: Um..well..
*sighs* My mum...
Your mum?
*smiles* there's my narcissistic fiancé
Best. Shower. Ever.
Darwin is North of the Northern Territory...
You think I'm narcissistic?
Claire: What is your mum like?
What's the Northern Territory?-Zaf
Just a bit. But hey, who isn't a little bit narcissistic?
*Laughs* I'm joking, I know I am
Stacey: was...she's..gone. That's why I failed my exams..I was looking after her, juggling her health and exams..didn't sleep.
*giggles* oh haha, mr funny guy
The middle Northern section of Australia.
*drinks* *Is a little drunk* Thanks
*smiles* how are you feeling for the big day?
Ooh okay!!!!-Zaf
*kisses her cheek* Miss me?
Claire: So how did you find this place?
I am a bit nervous but at least I won't be drunk *drinks*
Stacey: After mum died..a lot happened and, well, this happened.
Happened?
You will be fine *smiles*
I did... I missed you heaps...
*She beamed up at him, pressing tightly against his chest*
So much that I thought I would explode!
And you haven't changed your mind? *finishes glass*
*shakes head* nope, looks like you will be stuck with me
Pleistocene Queen, crawling backwards,
Drowning in her own despair.
The ocean's calamity can not compare
To the sin within her heart.
Grief and unknown sorrow bears
Upon her sullen mind
From dusk until dawn.
And the vial looks so much sweeter.
Fine by me. Should there be a bar at the wedding?
(Hello Adra)
Claire: Define "happened".
(*Cuddles Adra*)
(Ey Adra)
I think we should have a bar *grins*
A bar would be brilliant
Stacey: I dunno..it sounds crazy
*giggles* the wolves will no doubt get pissed
Claire: Try me. I'm used to crazy.
(Omigod I love the pretty reckless so much! I love love their songs 'fucke up world')
They will *laughs* *Another bottle of whiskey disguised as water appears* *drinks*
Stacey: Well I just.. I was told I was being held back after missing half the exams so I ran..and this hapened..
(I have not heard of them Inky)
Now...no exploding on me, Rose.
Claire: Just randomly?
*drinks* they are a bunch of party animals. I remember weddings that happened years ago.. My favourite times
Stacey: Sorta
Would you like to pay them a visit?
*smiles* that would be nice
Ok *They appear next to the old alpha*
You ruin my fun, Loki.
*She pretended to be offended, then she cuddled him tight*
Someone called my author a ferocious marshmallow at her school earlier in the week... Also, she wants you to kill someone.
I love you...
Claire: Could you do it again?
Stacey: I don't know. I haven't tried
(Dammit.)
Old Alpha: hello my dear daughter. Alpha *smiles*
*Drinks* Hello sir *bows*
I shall kill them.
Claire: Could you try?
OA: *laughs* don't be silly. You are alpha now, you don't bow to anyone
You led this pack for years, I don't even know how to lead them. *bows*
Stacey: What, now?
They're giving her unwanted attention... He confessed his love my author yesterday... And she is now not going on facebook of fear of him...
*Cuddles tighter*
Thank you...
OA: you will be fine. Think of it like being a first time dad, you learn as you go
*smiles* you will be fine sweetie
Claire: Sure.
Ok, *Whispers to Inky* Did you tell him about the wedding?
( Stacey - http://pophaircuts.com/images/2013/08/Short-Hair-Color-Ideas-Girls-Hairstyles-Trends.jpg )
Stacey: Could we try some place else?
/z*nods * I did, why?
I was just asking. *Turns to alpha* So, will you be attending the wedding?
*cuddles Danni*
Is someone harassing you!??
OA: Of course, I wouldn't miss my baby's wedding for the world
(Hello Tanya)
(I dedicate this page to several things.
Firstly to Silente Tempest.
Secondly, to decisions.
There are some decisions which are easy to make. And then there are some decisions which are hard. Some decisions are not as easy as choosing between right and wrong. Sometimes there is no right and wrong. Sometimes you have to choose the lesser evil of the two.
There are some people who would refuse to make decisions of that nature. Then there are those who make them nearly every day.
But regardless of the type of decisions we make, the fact is we all make decisions about certain things. One of the most interesting things I think about life in general is the ability to make decisions. It is the ability to make decisions which can partly define us.)
(Hey Tia
How art thou?)
There will be a bar as well
Claire: Of course.
(Hear hear Sophia)
(Hear hear!
Hello Ed and OMG IS THAT CHLOE HELLO AWESOMENAUT!!!)
OA: *smiles* I knew it. It will be wild
(Hear hear to the second part.)
Stacey: Okay...*starts walking away*
*Drinks* A bar is always good
I am coughing. :)
(A awesomenaut?)
(Hello Snow)
Hear hear to both parts, Sil :)
Sarcastic smiley faces ftw
Claire: *follows Stacey*
*follows also*
Stacey: *stops a bit away, looking around*
Where is mam?
OA: in the house, she misses you
*to Ed* want to meet my mother?
O death, King of humanity,
Take me as I am.
Sugar sprouts the tale of salt water
Across ivorie veins and pale skin,
Dripping, Dripping, Dripping...
The hole of my hearth hath swallowed my fire
And quenched the flame of my soul.
Herr, King of Humanity,
Herr to my willing
Awesome astronaut?
Hey, Snuuuu...*cuddles*
Sure Inky
(Hey Snow!)
Hello.
(Adra?)
(Hello Amethyst)
Claire: *pauses beside Stacey*
Hello Edward. How are you?
(I am fine thanks, how are you?)
Stacey: So um I'm not sure how to do this..
(I am not an astronaut)
Bye daddy!
*leads Ed to the house* Mam?
*a woman comes from the garden *
*woman huggles inky tighrly*
Mam: hello sweetie, I've missed you
Hey mam, this is Ed
I am seriously thinking about staying in bed all day... but I need food...
Hello Mrs Flame *bows*
I'm fine, too thanks.
Hello Sophia, Silente, and Inky. How are you guys?
Hello Snow. How are you?
(ooooooooooooorrrrrr, I could take you instead, Adrasdos. I could take you to life. So you could live. Death sucks.)
(Hello, Amethyst. How are you?)
Hey Tanya! I'm fine, thanks. You?
(Hey Am, how art thou?)
Mam: *giggles* such a nice boy you have Inks.
It is nice to meet you, alpha
Pleased to meet you *Bows again*
Claire: Just try and replicate what you did the first time?
(I is great ^.^)
Mam: pleasure to meet you, now you may rise *smiles*
I feel like crap. Head colds suck. And I'm missing the first day of the athletics carnival because of it. D: it always rocks and and and we wear ojr colours and we can look as crazy as we want and DDDD: . But at least this year the second day is on Monday so I can still do it.
I'm fine, Inky, thanks.
*Stands* Thank you
Mam: my baby girl is getting married to a gentleman. I must have done something right *smiles*
Aww... *hugs Snow* Hope you feel better soon!
*Laughs* I am not a gentlemen, just a very lucky person to be with Inky
Aww *smiles*
Mam: now it's a mothers job to disapprove of her daughters other half, but I just can fault you *grins*
I shall gladly murder.
I have many faults, but Inky brings out the best in me
(Hello.......)
(Hello Gar)
*huggles him* aww Ed, that's so sweet
Mam: alright lovebirds, you go off and enjoy yourselves
(Garrrr *glomps*)
The ravaged face,
The queens complaint
The tumbling of the day.
A flower left out.
My bones hold a stillness, the far
Fields melt my heart.
They threaten
To let me through to a heaven
Starless and fatherless, a dark water.
(Damn twitter, I have a random person following me)
*hugs Inky*
(*accepts glomping and holds you in a huggle* Hello wolfie, how be you?)
(Hello Ed how be you?)
(Hello to everyone here)
(I hardly use my twitter)
*smiles up at him* shall we go and get you a drink?
(Fine thanks Gar, how be you?)
(*huggles tightly* I be great thanks Tiger, you?)
(*huggles tightly* I'm really happy thank you Wolfie and Ed)
(I just got it the other day, I still cant figure out how to use it)
A drink? Only water for me
(that's good ^.^)
(Sorry Soph had to settle the boys down.)
Stacey: okay..
*closes her eyes, focusing, nothing happening for a long time*
*then her image distorts slightly, as if seen through water, and shimmers*
*the shimmering extends outwards slowly towards Claire and Sil*
(yes it is,
its also, good where you are feeling great Wolfie)
*giggles*
*whispers* I know it is difficult to look past my brilliant tail, brains and looks, but I also have excellent ears and a nose. I can smell the whiskey
(I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO USE THAT QUOTE!!!
Ed, would you mind if I follow you?)
(I love 'Wolfie' ^^)
(Sure you can)
What whiskey? *looks innocent*
(whats your username? mine is chloe gray)
*smiles and kisses him* you don't have to hide it you know
(good i thought a couple of days ago (i think it may have been more) and it came to me because your a werewolf so why not call you Wolfie) - R (genius idea by me - R)
(R = Garrett's author)
(only Wolfie knows what the rest of my name is)
t(^.^t)
Claire: *whispers to Silente* Should we tell her?
(One second, brb)
t(^.^t)
(Choo choo! it was a great idea XD)
(okay ^^)
*whispers back* I'm not sure..if you want to keep her as a friend then probably..
Stacey: *takes a deep breath, the bubble growing more, envoloping Claire and Sil, changing their view* *Stacey no longer seems distorted and the inside of the bubble now has a babbling stream, a water fall, the picture of serenity*
(that was a complicated comment from me - R)
CHOO CHOO!!!!!! t(^.^t)
(why thank you, Wolfie *offers a huggle*)
Claire: There's... something you should probably know, Stacey...
(there we go, you have one more follower ^^)
Stacey: What? *still has her eyes closed, the bubble extending a bit more, then the barrier of the bubble fading from sight, the contents staying in place* *sits heavily*
*sits next to her*
(*huggles Gar*)
(Thanks)
(dim problem ^^)
Claire: Well... that's... what you did, that's magic. There's loads of us around the world. Many sorcerers and mages. All with various different powers.
Srry I really am distant msd I havemy chorus concert; Darker side of Broadway.-Zaf
Stacey: *opens her eyes, looking at Claire, then looking around* Magic?
Yeah. Claire has magic.
(*huggles Wolfie*)
*(* <that is pretty cool
~(^.^)~
(it is gar ^.^)
(Back)
(welcomes back Ed ^^)
(Thanks)
Claire: *her eyes begin glowing white* *her bottle of water floats a few metres away from her* *twists her hand and the lid unscrews* *raises her hand into the air and the water from within the bottle spills out into the air in one distinct mass*
See?
(its like you really cool (<for Wolfie) )
(its okay ^^
I have no decided to watch a very potter musical...)
Stacey: *stares* That's so cool..is that why the hurdles were moving??
Yeah. She was cheating. That's also why I tripped!
(awww, and you are Cookie Monster ^^)
(A very potter musical?)
Claire: *grins and throws half the water at Silente, the other half returning to the bottle* *screws the lid back on with her telekinesis, and floats it back into her hand* *her eyes stop glowing*
You have a variant of magic.
(there are 3. My friend introduced me to them, they are spoofs of Harry Potter)
(Oh)
*dives back as a blur to avoid the water* HA!
Stacey: So..I have magic? What about Rebecca?
Um..
(I don't know if I like it yet...)
(awww, thank you miss wolfie ^_^)
(I'm getting posh - R)
(no problem, Mr cookie monster ^O^)
Claire: Rebecca doesn't really have magic... She's... *swallows* She's a vampire. But they're not like they are in films and books. Not by a long way. But Rebecca is fine. She can control it. She's good. Alright?
(Anybody seem the job lot?)
*Seen
(no, I haven't Ed. Any good?)
(Yeah, it's pretty good, last episode is on now)
(*shakes head* no no no! Malfoy is b being p played by a girl....)
Stacey: *jerks and stumbles away at the word 'vampire'* SHES A WHAT??
*sighs* I'm a human who is strong, fast, doesn't age, need blood, and turns into a monster at night if I don't take my serum.
Stacey: *stares wide eyed*
(coolio ^.^)
(Never heard of it Ed)
(look at us two getting all formal Miss inks)
Claire: But she can control it! She's got medication. She really isn't bad. She made me breakfast. *smiles* Oh and... the weapons I showed you were definitely real and when I went to the bathroom before PE I was actually changing out of my armour. I am... kind of a Vigilante. I stop crime.
(*nods* indeed we are, mr Thief)
(I will be back soon.)
Stacey: *looks back and forth between them, not sure who to be more scared of*
*lets her sigils fade up into sight* I also have these..
Stacey: *stumbles, turns tail, and runs*
(Ok Sophia)
(KK soph)
(ok Soph)
(lol this is funny) (<for miss Flame) -if you want to get technical )
(BRB)
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