A few hours ago I was sent the finalists for the Gordon Edgley Book Review competition, where people had to review books that they (or anyone else) had never actually read. These reviews were BRILLIANT. We got some of the best, most imaginative responses back, and it was not easy picking winners.
But picking winners is what I had to do, and so the winners are Patricia Snake, Sophie Carter, Ella Corkum and Katie Roberts-Malpass.
Huge congratulations to the winners, and a huge congratulations to EVERYONE who entered. You have kept me entertained...!
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*laughs*
*gets up*
(*edges away from Sil*)
(im keeping in the brakets cos Wolfie is basically depressed atm)
*hugs flick again*
(I got my formal dress!)
(Yay! hi Death ^^
*hugs Sil* well you have already infected me....)
(this song scares me....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfEFQRgmakk&list=FLMvKph9NngI1bjqPBlkSHoA)
(I have college to attend now, be back laters....
Byii!)
(I think I'm sick...
*Cries*)
morning, morning, morning
Morning, Em!
Hey babe.
Right, it's your turn to start today sweetie :)
(It's my turn? I did like 100 starts in a row...
Payback.
You start. Or you can continue from last night.)
Oi cheeky lol I started last night, so you start this morning.
Give over lol
(Nope! I'm pulling a You so you start first.)
(Bitch lol)
*Chase was outside on the porch. They were getting ready to leave, to visit Lorcan's family.
He wasn't sure what his son was feeling but he was starting to feel the excitement.
He then coughed, quite violently as he settled back to just watching the early morning. Emerald and Lorcan were getting ready so he just had to wait. He wondered where Rose had gotten to, but he was sure that she was preparing for them to leave as well.*
*She leaned her elbows on the counter inside and smiled*
So, Roland says that all should be good. So, that should be cool. You'll like them. Ariana is really amazing. She's a little beauty, that kid. A powerful little angel.
*She laughed quietly to herself*
They're all angels, by the way. Casha and the other Lorcan are-slash-were silver mages. I reckon Ariana knows a little, too, so werewolves behave.
You guys ready?
*Emerald smiled at Rose as she tied her hair back tightly into a ponytail. She took a breath as she put her jacket on.*
Emerald: Ready as I ever will be.
*She walked to the bottom of the stairs and shouted up for Lorcan. He came down a few minutes later after changing into a pair of jeans and a shirt. When he put his leather jacket on, Emerald put her hands on his cheeks and smiled.*
Emerald: You look ready, and handsome.
Lorcan: Knock it off mam, and lets just go. Dad is probably bored of waiting for us.
Emerald: Right! Rose, we are all ready to go *she smiled brightly*
Great idea: Neither of you start, I start and kill everyone but Rose.
Zanida: Loki! Nice!
Apologizes, love. I needed to threaten a life today.
((Ah msd.-Zaf
*She saw Lorcan and smirked, chuckling softly*
Someone looks quite charming, don't they?
*She smiled at Emerald, shying a little away from Lorcan. She took her hand gently in her own and took her outside*
Before we go there, I would like to officially apologise for anything rude I, Casha and probably not Roland will say. I hated the other Chase and the other Lorcan really, really bad.
Also, just so you know, my name isn't Cynthia. That bit was a lie. Just call me Rose.
*She pulled out her phone and texted Casha's number, telling her that they were coming and to be ready. Then she looked back up at the family, her eyes noticeably growing colder the longer they rested on Chase and Lorcan, but turning soft when they looked at Emerald*
It's not far from here. Come on.
*She turned and started walking towards the car she had borrowed from Gig*
(Loki, don't be mean...
*She tilted her chin down, trying the hide her neck*)
*They all walked to the car, Chase then opened the front passenger door for Emerald to get in before he and Lorcan sat in the back.*
-
*Casha was pacing, furiously. Roland was sitting on the floor with the children, they were playing with the Lego again.*
Roland: Casha, sit. You will make the children nervous and yourself anxious.
Casha: I thought I could do this Roland but now I don't think I can... I just...
*She went back to pacing just to stop herself from talking out of this.*
*She drove quickly, recklessly, almost. She was nervous and angry but she tried to remain cool. She chatted about Marrok and Ariana for a few minutes, but eventually lapsed into silence.
When they arrived, she got out and jogged to the front door. She took a deep breath, closed her eyes, and opened it. She glanced at the family behind her, then towards the house - an unspoken invitation.
She saw Roland sitting on the floor with Ariana and Marrok. She swooped into to kiss both of the children on the head and Roland's lips. Then she looked at Casha, taking her hand*
You're nervous. I can see that. These people are different. They're better than the ones you associated yourself with. Trust me. Grab Ariana and then I'll introduce you.
*She kissed Casha on the cheek and walked back to the door, waiting*
(Hello I'm here)
*Casha took a deep breath before gently and carefully lifting Ariana into her arms. Ariana made a noise that she wanted to stay down with Marrok but she stopped when she felt how nervous her mother was.
Emerald was cautious walking up to the door, even though Rose was there waiting to show her in. She still felt nervous.
Casha smiled at Emerald and Ariana cooed when she saw a new person. But the minute Ariana saw Chase, she put a forcefield around herself. Marrok clung tightly onto Roland as he cried slightly.
But when Ariana saw Lorcan, she put the forcefield around Casha as well, making it crackle with electricity as a warning.*
*blows nose* are we all ill?
Ariana, this is a different Lorcan and Chase. That isn't your father, sweety, he's not going to hurt you. And Chase is very nice. He won't lay a bad finger on you. He won't take you like the last one did, will you?
Casha, meet this dimension's Lorcan, Chase, and Lorcan's mother and Chase's wife, Emerald. Everyone, this is Casha and her, along with Lorcan's, daughter, Ariana.
Love? Can you come here with Marrok?
*She beamed at Ariana and then at Emerald. She was still weary of Chase and Lorcan, no matter how badly she tried to convince herself they were different*
Roland is Casha's brother. Marrok is... Our son. He was a wolf once. Ariana made him human.
(Possibly, Tia.
*Cuddles*)
(Oh, I was walking down the street today. My fried and I were the only people on this section of street for a while and we were chatting away.
Then, a guy puts his head out a car window and shouts at us "F*** HER RIGHT IN THE P***Y!"
I hate my town...)
*friend
*Roland was whispering as he picked up Marrok, trying to calm him down but the closer Roland got to Chase, the more panicked Marrok became, clinging onto Roland and crying.
Roland stuck his hand out to shake Chase's hand before he stepped back a bit to calm his son.*
Roland: I apologise Chase, I am sure he will calm down after a while.
Chase: Please, don't worry about it on my part. Everything's been explained and I understand.
*Emerald was looking at Ariana through the forcefield, she had tears in her eyes and a huge smile on her face. She could see parts of Lorcan in Ariana, even though the little girl had all the silver features.*
Emerald: She is the most beautiful little girl I have ever seen. She is... wow...
*Lorcan, however, had stopped dead in his tracks. His mouth was slightly open and he couldn't speak or move from the moment he laid eyes on Casha. It was something he couldn't explain. She looked tired and worn out from life but it was that vulnerability that made her beautiful to him.*
Well, hello love.
Zanida: I am going to hit him. I really am. Oh, I survived the elf realm.
They never saw the one we want. The others put up a fight.....
Zanida: More like trying to mutilate us all.
Great of course Alexis is never to be loved....no wonder she hates her life. No wonder she tried to get over to the alternate reality, probably hopes she'll be arrested. -Zaf
(*Fangirls so hard*)
*She smiled quickly before she joined Roland, stroking Marrok's face*
Hey, hey, it's okay, baby. This Chase is different. He's different and good and he won't hurt you. I know what he did to you last time... He won't touch you, son.
*She kissed his nose and looked at Chase. She'd forgotten to explain*
Chase... Can I speak to you for a moment...?
*She walked through the door, noticing Lorcan's reaction with a stifled giggle. They definitely had chemistry. She got on her tip-toes to whisper into his ear*
She's my sister. Hurt her and die. But I think you two should talk. The other Lorcan was an arse. He's dead. Show her you're not the same as that bastard.
*She turned and waited for Chase, biting her lip*
()
You two should become comedians. You make my author laugh.
*She rested her head against Loki's chest and sighed deeply*
Blake hurt me...
(back, how is everybody?)
(Sick... You...?)
I'll kill him. *holds her close* Zanida or I will make him regret it.
Zanida: I will, I know with the power I have he will be hurt. Nobody touches you and gets away.
*Lorcan shook his head as he came out of his daydream. He cleared his throat as he introduced himself to Casha and Ariana.
Ariana still hadn't let the forcefield down but it had stopped crackling. She was getting used to this Lorcan. Casha smiled slightly but didn't want it to seem like everything was okay because for her, it wasn't.
Chase smiled at Emerald. He could tell that she was dying to give that little girl nothing but cuddles. He then followed Rose, coughing slightly but he continued.*
Chase: Is everything okay? I didn't mean to make your boy so upset. I can leave for a while if that will calm him down.
()
He has children, don't forget... Don't make them go without a father.
*She looked at Loki and tilted her neck to the side, exposing the chain-link bruising around her throat*
(School now, get better soon, guys!)
No, no, Chase. It's okay. I just forgot to tell you something... The other you... When he came for Ariana to take her away, he shot Marrok and killed him. But Ariana brought him back to life. Marrok thinks that you're the man who killed him.
*She patted Chase's back softly*
Nasty cough you have there... Have you seen an angel before...? That's what your granddaughter is. And her mother.
*She chuckled softly and looked at Lorcan*
I want to kill him for everything his other self did... He abused Casha. She has marks all over her back from it. But they are cute... That's what's stopping me...
(Have fun at school!
I hope I never get better. That way, I can keep talking to you guys all day forever!)
He just will know pain, beyond anything he could ever imagine. *sees the bruise * May I take you home? Astrid can heal that.
Zanida:My king, may I stay here to wait?
No, I will have Heimdall watch for him, you need to stay in Asgard.
((Msd....class...
(I'm ok thanks.)
()
Please... I don't want to leave the palace... It seems as if every time I step outside, I get hurt... I'm never leaving there again... Please don't make me leave...
(Okay, Zaf.)
(If I vanish, I died from sickness...)
*Chase gasped softly as he listened to Rose. He looked over at the little boy in Roland's arms. He had stopped crying but was still holding on tight.*
Chase: I... I just can't apologise enough for what the others have done to your family. None of you deserved it.
Don't worry about that cough, been feeling a little under the weather lately. And I noticed the wing tips.
*He looked over at Lorcan and smirked slightly.*
He wouldn't hurt a fly. And believe me, if his other part was still alive, he would kill him just as quick and as easily as you.
His mother was an abuse victim from her father, she still has the marks and scars from it. He never met his grandfather but always said he would kill him the first chance he got.
(*chokes on half her food*
*comes crawling in, red in the face, eyes watery*)
(Hello, Sil!)
(*Dashes back to lesson*)
I never shall make you leave.
(hey Tia.)
Don't apologise, Chase. Please. If the others didn't do those horrible things, then you wouldn't be here to make everything better. Marrok should be fine.
*She leaned her head on Chase's shoulder comfortably*
I'm sorry that you're not well. Ariana might be able to fix you, though. You can see what your granddaughter can do, poppy.
Lorcan... The one I knew... I was so sweet and caring when I first met him... Then he became frightened of what Ariana could do... And he took Casha and left... Then he abused her while Roland and I took after her.
I'm happy you're all here, though. I'm happy we're kind of like a big family...
*She looked at Ariana and thought as loudly as she could*
Remember how you saw Lorcan have a black heart? Look at these new people. When you're older, I will explain everything. I promise. I need you to calm Marrok down, please, Angel.
()
Thank you, Loki... I can't tell you how much you will always mean to me... You're always... I... Thank you, Loki. For everything. For being my husband.
*She threw her arms around him tightly, trying to hold back the tears*
(*hugs Deathy*)
Chase: I want to make it better now. It's the least I can do for all of you.
And my wife is going to burst if she doesn't get cuddles soon *he laughed*
You've all done so well to stay so strong through all of this.
*Ariana heard Rose before she looked at Lorcan. She searched far and deep inside of him but couldn't find the same blackness that was there before. He wasn't the man that hurt her mother.
The forcefield came down and she reached her hand out to Lorcan. He hesitated before slowly walking forward so her hand touched his cheek. He smiled at her, amazed by her small hand.
Marrok looked at Ariana and started giggling.*
(Hello.)
(I will continue to be here.)
(I am here!)
(I have arrived ^^)
Hi. :)
(Hello Chloe. Hello, Star.)
(Hello star, how are you Bach?)
Good, thanks!!! :)
How're you? :)
(hey soph! Hey flick!)
*dumps another shovel full of dirt on Min's shrine*
*who knew it would take so long*
(Hi Soph! How is everybody?)
(hey star!)
(Hello silly! )
(I am average, thank you. Yourself?)
(I am on the bus back from college... I had 94% for my psychology test)
(That means I'm estatic)
(well done flick!)
*dumps another shovel load*
*and another*
(*grins* thanks, silly)
Minerve: *shadows spill from Silente, landing in front of her* *the shadows solidify into her form*
Well done, Inky!!!!!! :) *hugs*
*hits min in the face with the shovel*
Go away.
(*hugs Star* thank you, I didn't know how I would do, I'm not great at essays)
Minerve: *waves her hand, and the shovel dissolves into shadow* Mortal.
I suck at essays in English. I'm okay at them in history.
Does this mean I suck at essays or not . . . ? :/
*realises my mind has wandered off-topic* Well, it's good you did well. :) :)
They're moving the psychology taster lesson to Monday after school. -_- Which sucks.
Bitch.
*grabs one of four spares*
*dumps more dirt on the shrine*
Minerve: I have changed my mind about the offer you made me.
(Naw that does suck -_-
The mark sounds better
7/10 spelling
3/4 first question
12/12 essay
I don't know how the hell I did so well....)
You have?
Minerve: Indeed.
@Inky: Neither do I, but I'd put it down to your awesomeness. :)
It does, but I am GOING to that taster lesson. :P
What it WILL mean is that the people who do go will -
- probably be a small class
- will probably be actually interested in psychology
(because I mean, if you were just going for the lols then you probably wouldn't bother to come after school)
Which sounds good, but it will actually be BAD because it will give me an inaccurate taste. :/
Which deal would you be specifying?
( aww I'm
Not 'awesome'
I guess so Star, on the college taster day though in my college, they made us draw pigs and the way we drew them determined parts of our personality. that was interesting )
Minerve: I do not harm anyone in this place, and you become my pet.
*looks min up and down, looking for the catch*
And id the deal has expired?
Minerve: It has not. You never specified a expiration date.
*folds arms over chest*
Hmmm..
*the HMS Midnight Hotel cuts through the ocean spray*
*stands at the helm*
*hands on hips*
*chin up*
I smell treasure in these waters, gentlemen! Let us gild this ship with gold, and swab the decks with the tears of our enemies!
The Crew: YEEEEEEEEEEAH!
*the crew of the HMS Midnight Hotel is made up almost entirely of sentient bath towels*
*they are very enthusiastic about deck-swabbing*
WHO AM I?
First Mate Floral-Print: You are the Majestic Captain Crowley!
AND WHAT DO I DO?
Floral: You kidnap scurvy-dogs and call them your “guests!”
PRECISELY! RAUR!
The Crew: RAUR!
*the H. M. S. Midnight Hotel sails on, towards the rising sun*
Minerve: Or if you prefer I could slaughter everyone in this place. Starting with the mortal named Dugglyn. That way you will never have chance to make up for what you did to her.
(Hello, Annika.)
(Hey Anni!)
Greetings, my dear Blogland.
Er, I mean, avast, scurvy dogs!
*swings off a rope, from the helm to the stern*
Floral: Why did you do that?
Because I am a pirate!
Floral: Yes, of course.
*stiffens*
No. There will be no need for that.
Minerve: So will you agree to the deal?
One more condition. You are in no way shape or form to set me on the others.
*the HMS Midnight Hotel banks sharply to starboard*
Yes, banking! I love banking!
*goes below deck*
*opens chest of treasure*
*tosses gold coins into the air*
Make it rain!
Crew: Whoo!
My crew loves me.
Minerve: That is acceptable. *glides forward, and disappears in a mist of shadows, taking Silente to her realm, dumping her on the floor*
*bedecks self in golden jewelry and amulets, fine silks and exotic furs*
*dons a hat with a feather in it*
*returns to the deck*
*shimmies up the mast*
*arrives in the crow's nest*
*extends a scope*
Hmm . . .
*squints through the scope, at the horizon*
*lands on her butt then gets up*
(And the rain came down in torrents
Splish splash
And the rain came down in torrents
Splish splash
Down came the rain in torrents
An only eight were saved)
Minerve: *extends her hand towards Silente, a white orb drifting away from her and into her palm* Your very existence is mine now, mortal. I own you.
(I'm here, hello how are you all?)
*SUDDENLY, A STORM*
*gasp*
Batten the hatches! Hoist the mainsail! Walk the plank! There's too much splish-splashing!
Floral: Do you have any idea what you're saying?
No! But there's a storm on the horizon!
*clings tightly to the edges of the crow's nest*
*rain begins to lash the ship*
(Hello Garrett. I am average, yourself?)
*watches the white orb*
Okay.
*keeps herself calm, reciting the alphabet backwards in her head*
(Hello Cookie Monster ^^ I am good, u?)
*rain pours down in buckets*
First-Mate! What's going on!?
Floral: Captain Crowley, the crew is soaking up the water as fast as possible, but they've now grown sluggish from the increased weight!
Curses!
*leaps bravely off the crow's nest, seizing a rope on the way down*
*slides down the rope, while swinging onto the deck*
*lands in a crouch*
The storm is intensifying!
Minerve: I have sealed my realm. No one can get in or out without me allowing them.
Vampire, you will follow my orders without question. Do you understand?
*screams* Greetings, Garrett!
Floral: Who are you talking to!?
I don't know!
*looks min up and down*
I do.
Minerve: Good.
*tilts head* That arm of yours looks interesting. *shadows form a large serrated knife in her hand* *hands it to Silente* Remove it.
*seizes another rope*
*uses it as leverage to parkour my way to the upper deck*
*seizes the wheel*
Alright, boys, prepare for a bumpy ride!
Crew: *gurgles*
*the H M S Midnight Hotel bounces violently over the choppy waves*
*shhfffffaaiinttss* ohmagerd *surprisetacklehugs Pirate Lord Crawley*
(Hello Tia!!!)
(Minerve/Sil should be sipeed, I seem to like it for some odd reason)
(that's good everybody,
I'm slightly bummed out but I'll be fine later,
congrats on the test Inks,(i read all the comments on this page, i like catching up).
Hello, Chloe YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!
Remove my-
*shakes her head and grits her teeth*
*lays the knife against her shoulder, starting to saw at the flesh, crying out with pain each time*
(That is rather disturbing, Tia.)
Minerve: *tilts head, watching*
(Greetings, Tia!)
*turns sharply to port*
*the H M S Midnight Hotel cuts majestically through the water*
*thunder rumbles in the distance*
*rain lashes the decks, leaving the crew soaked and helplessly flopping*
*perhaps a crew of towels was not the best idea*
*gasps*
Look on the bright side, me lads! It can't get worse!
*a sea serpent's head breaks the surface of the water*
(Thanks Tia
Aww Gar, wanna talk? And thanks)
(94% is amazing, Chloe!)
(Silerve? Silvente?)
*the sea serpent's head rises higher and higher*
*the monster is nearly one-hundred yards long*
*covered in purple scales*
*double-rows of teeth encrusted with dried blood*
*eyes narrow*
*whispers* The kraken.
It's been released.
Floral: *screams*
*sighs at Pirate Lord Crowley*
It can always get worse.
(Thanks Tia ^^)
@Inky: Crap. That sounds like something I'd hate, and also something I'd disagree with and I would probably stare at my blank paper for ten minuets and then start crying in frustration. :P
Well . . . that's me on my more emotion days. :) On my unemotional days, I would just rant and rant and rant and then, assuming I wasn't with a friend, end up feeling horribly lonely and lost. :P
(Bye, Soph! See you soon, ok?)
Clara, you're fabulous. :)
Shippingness, for me, is an emotion. And I don't feel it for Minerve and Silente. Sorry. :P
*abandons the wheel*
First Mate! Take over!
Floral: *flops awkwardly onto the wheel*
*weakly* Aye-aye, Captain.
*seizes a rope*
*draws cutlass*
*cuts rope*
*soars high into the air*
STARRRRR!!!
*surprise hugs Star*
(It was just something to entice people
The course is better)
*hits the bone with the knife*
*theres no way that's gonna be cut through*
*pulls the knife out, knees wobbling, and smashes the bone, screaming and dropping to her knees*
*starts sawing again until the arm drops*
*shaking she picks it up and holds it out to min*
(ok, there's not much to say really other than life is getting is getting on my nerves but I'm not depressed in anyway, i just not like that, I'll be fine soon because I'm like a rock we just get on with it, you know)
Sea Serpent: BLAAAAAAARGH!
*lunges for the Majestic Pirate Crowley, jaws wide*
*balances on a jib*
AVAAAAAAAST!
*stabs the monster in the nose*
Sea Serpent: BLAAAAARGH!
*rears backwards*
*scrambles up the mast, to the crow's nest*
Sea Serpent: *lunges again*
BLAAAAARGH!
(*hugs Gar* you can tell me if anything is up, okay?)
Okay.
*hugs Garrett*
I hope it gets off your nerves soon. :) Glad you're okayish. :)
@Inky: Oh, good. :)
*reaches the crows nest*
*ducks down, out of sight*
Sea Serpent: Blargh?
*pops up again*
Sea Serpent: BLAAAAARGH!
*whips out a very big gun*
In the name of the H M S Midnight Hotel!
*fires*
Sea Serpent: *gets shot in the face*
BLA-A-A-A-ARGH!
(*accepts hug* ok Inks, you are a good friend you know,
I've just had a rough day, anyway onto happier things,
so what have you done today?)
Sea Serpent: *writhing in pain*
*tumbles backwards, into the waves, with an enormous splash*
*lowers gun*
Ah.
*the sea serpent flops dramatically*
*its tail, seemingly miles long, whips out of the water*
*and severs the main mast, just below the crow's nest*
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*goes flying, desperately clinging to the inside of the crow's nest*
Floral: CAPTAIN!
FIRST MATE!
Both of Us: AAAAAAAAH!
*hits the water with a splash*
(Well, fact is, if I put my hand up and start ranting about how people are undefinable in a psycholoy lesson, I have to get bonus points for ranting about the working of people, yes?
. . . No?
(*accepts stars hug too* thanks Star :) (
(I try to be the best friend I can, today has been cold and wet and ugh
And remember, if life gives you lemons, squirt them in life's eyes!)
(@Clara You killed it...
You monster!)
*hugs Inky and Gar and Clara and Star and everybody*
*is happy for some odd reason*
(*hugs Tia*)
*pops back to the surface*
*floating in the severed crow's nest*
*breathing heavily from shock and fear and frustration at the state of my attire*
. . . Something doesn't seem right.
*looks down*
*is, in fact, floating in a pool of water gathered in the sea serpent's gigantic open mouth*
(*hugs everybody, getting them all drenched in salt water*
*and LOVE*)
(I am back.)
Minerve: I wondered what vampire tasted like. *takes a bite from her arm*
*tilts head* Here, mortal - you will be required to eat your own flesh. You will be healed at the end of every day, but you will be forced to eat yourself. For every day you do not, I will torture you a lot more than normal.
(What is with all the cannibalism in Blogland, lately?)
(I dedicate to being a pirate.)
*SCREAMS*
Sea Serpent: *SCREAMS*
*snaps jaws shut*
*is swallowed*
(Hear hear!
You are a pirate!)
(I was having a school-related nervous breakdown today, and I thought "Why can't I drop out of college and become a pirate?"
So I have, for one day, put college by the wayside so I can become a pirate.)
(Cannibalism is wrong, cut it out Silvente))
(Though by all means, keep writing.)
*looks at her severed arm*
*begrudgingly takes it from Min, taking a bite and gagging*
*claps her good hand over her mouth, shaking her head*
*wants to spit it out*
(Arr hear hear!)
*the H M S Midnight Hotel floats on the waters*
*the storm is calming, and the skies are clearing*
Floral: *drapes himself over the edge of the ship*
*whimpers* Oh, Captain Crowley! Poor, poor Captain Crowley!
*looks very sad*
*insomuch as a floral-print bath towel can look sad*
Sea Serpent: *writhes just below the surface of the water*
*licks lips*
*smiles a reptilian smile*
((Silente, what is happening?))
Salt water and love. :)
*hugs Clara back*
@Tia: Me too! :) *hi-fives :)*
(she gave min her soul in return for everyone's safety Tia.)
Minerve: *tilts head and watches*
*shakes her head and spits the flesh out, gagging*
Long time no see, Blogland~
Minerve: *raises her hand and Silente begins to feel indescribable pain* Not good enough, mortal. Try again.
Floral: It is time for us to mourn our captain. Let us fold ourselves respectfully.
The Crew: *folds themselves into small squares*
Floral: Captain Crowley was, if nothing else, majestic. Indeed, one might say that there was no more majestic captain in all the Seven Seas.
Crew: *murmurs in agreement*
Floral: And so, we must agree to keep the H M S Midnight Hotel sailing, in honor of her memory, and-
*the sea serpent's belly splits open*
*launches self out, wielding a cutlass*
*gasps for breath*
Floral: *gasps*
It's her!
The Crew: *runs to the side of the ship to look down at the dead seas serpent*
(Hello, Luciana.)
(Luci! How are you Bach?)
(Luciana, welcome!)
*sea
(LUCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! *TACKLEHUGS*)
*screams, back arching*
(Listening to lazy town 'you are a pirate')
Minerve: *stops the pain* Try again, mortal.
Floral: Gentlemen, we must find some way for her to climb back aboard!
Dishcloth: Throw a rope?
Floral: No, she's swung on all of them already!
Hand Towel: Then perhaps we should form a rope ourselves?
*there's a general murmur of assent*
Floral: Very well! Assume the positions!
The Crew: *all tie themselves into one long rope of towels*
*heave themselves over the side, to Majestic Captain Crowley, as Floral stays on board, clinging to the mast*
(Hello General Luciana, I'm Garrett nice to meet you)
(that's a good one Inks "squirt it in lifes eyes" ill keep that one *gets pen and paper and writes it down*)
OH MY GOLDEN GOD NEW PEOPLE
HELLO
*attacklehuggles everyone*
*shakes her head*
It's vile!
*ghosts*
(Hello, Luciana!)
(Poor Sil... So deluded... Tnaya would be happy)
((I love you really :P))
(Hello, Taia.
I do not hug, Luciana.)
Minerve: Follow my orders without question, mortal.
*delighted laughter*
Always resourceful, my darling towel crew!
Crew: Whoo!
*grabs the towel-rope*
*slowly scrambles up the rope, climbing up the side of the ship*
*leaving bloody footprints on the side of the boat*
(Grins at gar*)
(Oh, yes of course! Garrett, Luciana, Luciana, Garrett.)
(*is taken back by Luci*)
(*grins at Inks* why are we grinning?)
I hug everyone:3
I'm a huggy person.
Where are my gen of Blogland hiding? I wanna scream with them about my marriage to Flame being a legit thing (sorta). I proposed to him in Dublin;3
(I dunno)
*sighs*
*picks up the severed arm again, taking a tiny bite*
*chews it, quickly swallowing it and shuddering in revulsion*
*hurls self onto the deck*
*smacks into the deck like a wet fish*
The Crew: Hooray! Three cheers for our majestic captain!
Floral: Hip-hip!
Crew: HOORAY!
*raises fist in the air*
*weakly* I have slain the hearty beast!
Crew: Whoo!
*swarm me, soaking up all the blood*
(Physical contact somewhat repulses me.)
Minerve: You will get used to it. You will have to.
(I will be back soon.)
(*hugs Luci* congrats!!!)
(C'MON
I WAS SO HAPPY WITH THAT PUN DAMMIT :P)
(*ghost hugs everybody*)
(kk Soph)
Ugh.
*looks like she might puke*
(Congrats, Luciana!)
(do you want to continue the rp Inks?)
(*hugs Taia but pasta right through her*
Hello ghosty)
(Okay Gar, after you)
*wanders back below deck*
*to the Captain's Cabin*
*yawns*
*lies down on the Captain's Bed, which is large and luxurious and covered in velvet, silk, and stuffed animals from Japan*
*the mattress jingles with gold coins*
*snoozes quietly*
*a tired pirate*
THE END
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