*glares* I should make my wedding present your head, Derek of Midgard. I should split your skull, and perhaps use you as an example to the people of the meagar palace of Midgard they call Blogland. That is my punishment on you, if you dare face me.
*smirks, taking the ring off and placing it on his finger, and holds out his hand* May I have it now, love?
Thor: For the ones who know not why, the two present the rings to one anoter, as they take their vows they will hold the hilt of the sword together to symbolize they are one and together in marriage. *quietly* If I get stabbed, someone is becoming fried.
*opens the door* *peeks out* *is wearing a nightgown*
*puts a package wrapped in lace and white ribbons on the ground outside the door* *shuts the door*
*the Midnight Hotel sinks back into the ground*
*there's a note on the package*
Note: I am sorry that I could not attend your wedding. Blessings and love to you, Rose. And Loki, though we may have had our differences in the past, I am very happy for you today. Here is your wedding present. I hope you like three-hole punchers.
Thor: We come here this evening, to share our joy at the joining of this couple. Marriage is the joining of two people, the union of two hearts. We enter it joyfully and in the knowledge that love is both our highest achievement and life's most precious gift.
May you always be able to talk things over, to confide in each other, to laugh with each other, to enjoy life together, and to share moments of quiet and peace when the day is done. May love flow between you as endless as the waters of Hvergelmir, as powerful as Thor's Hammer, and as fierce as the fires of Muspelheim. May the joy of youth and the wisdom of age bless your hearts until that day when the glorious final battle is upon you.
Death Rose, do you take this man to be your husband?
((They're using Norse wedding vows the Midgardians would use so yeah Thor referred to himself i third person.-Zaf
Thor: And do you, Loki Laufeyson, take this woman to be your wife?
I do.
Thor: From this moment on, you are husband and wife. May your love burn brightly, as fierce as the fires of Muspelheim, and stay as strong ad the World Tree. Loki, kiss the bride.
*leans in, and kisses Rose, stronger them a light kiss, while keeping it clean.*
*He grins softly and stands to leave, looking back over his shoulder at the happy couple* *A look of longing crosses his face for a moment, and he takes off*
*She smiled when she let go of him and darted into his room, happy to take off her dress. She lay it on a chair and got changed into a pair of denim shorts and a yellow singlet.
She came back out and draped her arms over Loki's shoulders, smiling playfully up at him*
You're beautiful after you're just married. Kiss me?
72nd, whoo... *stumbles tiredly away, calling over my shoulder* No idea what the heck these tunes mean. And I'm too tired to work it out. *fades into the distance*
So I think the symbol on the video meant air. So I was doing dome reading and a shaded diamond, according to some chart, meant secret. On the same chart, it said a simple circle meant fire. So a diamond in a circle means air because the secret ingredient to keep fires going is air.
Now for the picture rune. The triangle means fire or force. The other thing is an upside down symbol for power. and then the other one just looks like a snake.
So it clearly means, when power is forcefully -there's that triangle- used in the wrong hands -that's why it's upside down, the snake -I don't know what that represents, most likely some metaphor- turns on his beliefs -that's why he's bent- and can't distinguish right from wrong -that's why he's attacking from both ends-. Eh..what you think of that logic.
But wait! There's more.
So I read some conspiracy theories that they were in another dimension and so, this is my theory based around the rune.
So Skulduggery and Valkyrie are stuck in Malevolent's dimension and Serpine -another name for a snake sort of like serpent- was given power by Malevolent. But since Serpine isn't a good leader -for some unknown reason- his power has gone to his head. Now SKul and Val rely on him but he doesn't know who to help so we have to go in and rescue them.
I've been thinking they're in Mevolent's dimension, I've said it since I got fire and Serpine. They're in Mevolent's dimension, and it makes sense Nadir can go there, because he shuted Valkyrie before, and Serpine must have some power, but what makes no sense is why... i think Serpine might help them, Mevolent has a Dead Man, I'd bet anything Serpine is helping, remember...he's a traitor to Mevolent. With any bet, Mevolent is holding them. He's the most powerful Elemental and it's bad enough he's alive there....I thought fighting him once was enough.
(Snow, I get your little Facebook problem. Thanks to Derek Landy I have social media, what has the world come to? I just want to be a nobody, with nothing.)
(*gets up* *oh all the joyous things she can do now she is not glue!* *she doesn't have to avoid children* *she can go near eyes* *she can swim!* *no more feeling struck* *no more attachments*)
(*the llama speaks in a deep, reverberating voice not unlike Morgan Freeman's* Silente Tempest. Your bravery has defeated the villainous billboard that has tricked countless innocent people.)
(*the llama smiles in its llama-ey way* I award you the golden penguin, grot your outstanding courage in the face of darkness. *extends its hoof, on it is a glimmering golden penguin the size of a box of tissues* *fades regally away, leaving the penguin behind*)
(There is no such thing as winning and losing Snow, only won and lost, victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything in between is still left to fight for. Until then tides will do what tides do, they turn.
Yeah no but Hawthorn has a huge lead on Sydney. GOOO HAWTHORN!)
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Derek, it's 1:39am and Rose and Loki are having their wedding GO TO SLEEP AND DON'T DISRUPT A GOD'S WEDDING.-Zaf
(Haha Zaf. He need to sleep.
LISTEN TO LOGIC DEREK! SLEEP.)
You disrupted a GOD'S WEDDING shame on you! BAD DEREK! *smacks with frying pan*
-Zaf
(Sleep Derek. Go get some!)
*glares* I should make my wedding present your head, Derek of Midgard. I should split your skull, and perhaps use you as an example to the people of the meagar palace of Midgard they call Blogland. That is my punishment on you, if you dare face me.
(That's one way to interrupt a wedding...)
(Loki, I'm dying. XD )
(I'm assuming Derek did this on purpose)
Thor: *offers Rose the ceremonial sword* Do try to not poke Loki's eye out.
I trust her, have faith brother.
Thor: Present him your ring, Rose.
((He needs to mention this: Oh yeah last night I crashed a god's wedding. I don't know how I'm alive, it was Loki's wedding.
DEREK COME HITHER!!!
-Zaf
*She muttered as she took the sword*
But what if I want to poke out his eye?
*She held the tip towards Loki, trying to hold back a grin as she moved the sword closer than necessary to his eyes*
(Poke his eye! Poke his eye!
*shrivels into a corner*
Don't kill me Loki.)
*smirks, taking the ring off and placing it on his finger, and holds out his hand* May I have it now, love?
Thor: For the ones who know not why, the two present the rings to one anoter, as they take their vows they will hold the hilt of the sword together to symbolize they are one and together in marriage. *quietly* If I get stabbed, someone is becoming fried.
((I'm dying here, it is so Derek to disrupt a wedding. He's going to end up a very very frosty Derek tomorrow, things may be...icey...-Zaf
((You make it sound like they commit to fight to the end, together.))
(Still thinking it'd be great if Loki accidentally got stabbed in the eye.)
((That's how the Asgardians are, they value fighting and I looked up this stuff and in Norse weddings they actually do this.-Zaf
*She smirked and shook her head*
No. You may not have the sword. Because you were almost laughing. You're mean. Mean people don't get swords.
*She beamed at him, held the sword away from Loki for a few moments, then passed it over*
Thor, you wouldn't fry me. Loki would freeze you.
(Hey Rose, you know a good way to tell someone they are being mean......stab them in the eye. Accidentally of course.)
Zanida: I would melt all of you.
Thank you. *takes the sword, placing his ring on it and may or may not purposely have poked Thor with the blade before presenting the ring to Rose*
Thor: Fried Loki for dinner.
(That does sound right though, Zaf. And cool.
At a guess, the second rune here says "Serpine"
We are in for a ride.)
*the Midnight Hotel blossoms up from the dirt*
*opens the door*
*peeks out*
*is wearing a nightgown*
*puts a package wrapped in lace and white ribbons on the ground outside the door*
*shuts the door*
*the Midnight Hotel sinks back into the ground*
*there's a note on the package*
Note: I am sorry that I could not attend your wedding. Blessings and love to you, Rose. And Loki, though we may have had our differences in the past, I am very happy for you today. Here is your wedding present. I hope you like three-hole punchers.
(That does sound right though, Zaf. And cool.
At a guess, the second rune here says "Serpine"
We are in for a ride.)
What's with all the spooky rune things?
((Thank you, Annika.))
And if Serpine....I think it MAY be in Mevolent's dimension. Nadir is a Shunter. The other one may say Mevolent.
-Zafira
This is totally a guess, but those look Norse. Derek is a nerd, he would so do that. Can anyone look up Norse runes and see?-Zaf
*She frowned at Thor and pushed him playfully*
Not eating my almost husband...
*She took the ring off the sword and placed it on her finger. She grinned at Loki*
If anyone gets to eat him, it's me.
(Hey, Ivy! Welcome to a very Asgardian wedding!)
((I must go, it's very late. I wish you a very good future, you seem so happy together, so here's to your everlasting happiness, together.)
(Thanks Anni <3 )
(VAL!! *Tacklehugs*)
((Thanks!!))
Thor: Both of you, place a hand on the hilt.
*moves so Rose can hold the sword too* Almost there...*smiles*
(Thanks Tia!!)
*She placed her hand on the hilt and nudged Loki's ribs*
Almost, love...
((So I'm guessing the first symbol is fire man/man of fire))
(Why do you say that, Tia..?)
Thor: We come here this evening, to share our joy at the joining of this couple. Marriage is the joining of two people, the union of two hearts. We enter it joyfully and in the knowledge that love is both our highest achievement and life's most precious gift.
May you always be able to talk things over, to confide in each other, to laugh with each other, to enjoy life together, and to share moments of quiet and peace when the day is done.
May love flow between you as endless as the waters of Hvergelmir, as powerful as Thor's Hammer, and as fierce as the fires of Muspelheim. May the joy of youth and the wisdom of age bless your hearts until that day when the glorious final battle is upon you.
Death Rose, do you take this man to be your husband?
((They're using Norse wedding vows the Midgardians would use so yeah Thor referred to himself i third person.-Zaf
(Looks like the triangle stands for fire and the symbol above is inverted for man. Maybe woman of fire?)
Appears I'm just in time.
*Takes a seat on the ground and wraps his wing around himself*
((Mevolent. He's an Elemental. I'm telling you they'll be in Mevolent's dimension!-Zaf
*She smiled at Loki, mischief playing in her eyes*
I do.
*She nudged Loki harder with her elbow*
(Gosh it's so pretty, the wedding and everything.)
(That's really cool, Tia!)
*She glanced behind her and beamed at Blake*
*tries to not flinch*
Thor: And do you, Loki Laufeyson, take this woman to be your wife?
I do.
Thor: From this moment on, you are husband and wife. May your love burn brightly, as fierce as the fires of Muspelheim, and stay as strong ad the World Tree. Loki, kiss the bride.
*leans in, and kisses Rose, stronger them a light kiss, while keeping it clean.*
(Don't get your hopes up, Zaf. That's my job omg Mevolent and Serpine would be awesome!)
*She giggled and kissed him back, harder than normal. She sneakily bit his lip and tugged playfully at it*
*laughs, pulling away* Later.
*the Asgardians clap, Zanida and Frigga both calling out congratulations*
*She pouted at Loki and then turned, her face turning a deep shade of red*
I love you, Loki.
(ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO BEAUTIFUL ARGGHHHHHH LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY WEEEEEEEWWWW DINIJRFNIJCNFRIJCNFRIJCNRFIJNCCIJRFNCIRF YES!)
I love you too, Rose.
((The Norse wedding is so pretty!!!!-Zaf
*He grins softly and stands to leave, looking back over his shoulder at the happy couple*
*A look of longing crosses his face for a moment, and he takes off*
(<3)
*She rested her head on his shoulder and wrapped one arm around his waist*
You're beautiful... Kiss me again...?
*She looked towards Blake and started off after him*
Blake? Don't go, please... Stay with us!!
I shall kiss you lots.
((How about we host the recption tomorrow with everyone?-Zaf
*She turned her head, winked at Loki, and continued after Blake*
(I'm fine with that!)
*He turns when Rose calls after him*
Why? There some kind of after party?
No, there's not, Blake.
*She took his hand and pulled him backwards, smiling*
But I don't want you to leave, either. I want you to stay with us!
Zanida: *goes to stand beside Thor, resting her head on him*
Thor: Easier then I thought...*smiles* Do you feel well, love?
Zanida: No. It's that thing Alastair did to me, I feel like crap now.
Thor: *puts an arm around her* Hold onto me, we'll go to Astrid.
Zanida: I'm fine. It'll pass.
Sorry, but there's somewhere I really need to be...
*He pulls his hand free of hers and flies off with a wave, disappearing into the distance*
*She watched him go, frowning, then slowly made her way back to Loki*
Blake left...
*She wrapped her arms around him tightly, hiding her face in his chest*
He'll be back, I hope. *holds her close, kissing the top of her head*
*She took a deep breath and nodded*
I hope so too... I don't want him to leave...
*She started to nuzzle Loki's chest an sighed heavily*
Shall we go to my room for a while?
*She nodded and blushed*
Sounds like a good idea, love. To your room...
*walks with her to his room* Go on, get dressed.
*She smiled when she let go of him and darted into his room, happy to take off her dress. She lay it on a chair and got changed into a pair of denim shorts and a yellow singlet.
She came back out and draped her arms over Loki's shoulders, smiling playfully up at him*
You're beautiful after you're just married. Kiss me?
*kisses her, rougher then he usually does* Now I can keep you...
Yes you can... I'm officially yours...
*She giggled and kissed him back, hard. She took his hair in her hands and tugged at it playfully*
Behave, love. *kisses her cheek*
*She groaned and frowned at him*
What if I don't want to behave...? I don't. At all. And, if I may quote you, I do what I want.
*She grinned and kissed him harshly again*
Hey! *kisses her just as hard*
*She giggled and continued to kiss him, forcing him backwards so his back was against a wall*
Hey what...?
*She laughed and kissed him even harder*
72nd, whoo...
*stumbles tiredly away, calling over my shoulder*
No idea what the heck these tunes mean. And I'm too tired to work it out.
*fades into the distance*
(Hi/Bye Phoe!)
*runes
Not tunes.
Really, autocorrect? Really? :P
(Autocorrect is funny, sometimes...)
I guess I can be naughty- Oh god. Change of plans.
Plans...? Hmm... How about this?
*She kissed along his neck, moaning softly. Then she stopped suddenly an pulled away*
Now, tell me about these plans...
Zanida was taken hostage.
*Any hint of playfulness drained from her face*
What...?
That's all I can see...
Where was she last??
*She took his hand and towed him forward and out of the house*
Take us where she was last.
On the rainbow bridge.
Then Heimdall, if you would be too kind...
*She hugged Loki tightly and kissed his chest*
It'll be okay. We'll get her out of it.
They took her. The Dark Elves.
i missed the wedding? awww
I thought they were dead!!! Why aren't we on Svartlfheim? Heimdall, please?!
(*Cuddles Snow*)
(I'm sorry, wbd/msd...)
Heimdall: You need more people to go there...
((Its fine I'm watching Phantom..-Zar
(Get ready for my brain's half-assed logic.
So I think the symbol on the video meant air. So I was doing dome reading and a shaded diamond, according to some chart, meant secret. On the same chart, it said a simple circle meant fire. So a diamond in a circle means air because the secret ingredient to keep fires going is air.
Now for the picture rune. The triangle means fire or force. The other thing is an upside down symbol for power. and then the other one just looks like a snake.
So it clearly means, when power is forcefully -there's that triangle- used in the wrong hands -that's why it's upside down, the snake -I don't know what that represents, most likely some metaphor- turns on his beliefs -that's why he's bent- and can't distinguish right from wrong -that's why he's attacking from both ends-. Eh..what you think of that logic.
But wait! There's more.
So I read some conspiracy theories that they were in another dimension and so, this is my theory based around the rune.
So Skulduggery and Valkyrie are stuck in Malevolent's dimension and Serpine -another name for a snake sort of like serpent- was given power by Malevolent. But since Serpine isn't a good leader -for some unknown reason- his power has gone to his head. Now SKul and Val rely on him but he doesn't know who to help so we have to go in and rescue them.
Pay no attention to this, it is wrong.)
I've been thinking they're in Mevolent's dimension, I've said it since I got fire and Serpine. They're in Mevolent's dimension, and it makes sense Nadir can go there, because he shuted Valkyrie before, and Serpine must have some power, but what makes no sense is why... i think Serpine might help them, Mevolent has a Dead Man, I'd bet anything Serpine is helping, remember...he's a traitor to Mevolent. With any bet, Mevolent is holding them. He's the most powerful Elemental and it's bad enough he's alive there....I thought fighting him once was enough.
-Zaf
Heimdall, I care not. Send me over by myself then. I'll be fine. I'll signal you when I find Zan!
Heimdall: *sends Rose over with Loki*
*somewhere in Svartlfheim, Zanida lay in a ship, Malikith himself near her, somehow the Dark Elf mamaged to survive, as did the Aether*
*Sighs out slowly*
*She started forward and looked around, humming to try and keep her mind off Zan's possible torment*
(HEY ADRA!! *Cuddles*)
*Thor comes a few moments later*
Rose...Thor is here.
Thor: Loki, where is she?
On a ship.
No...
No.
*Goes*
*She waved to Thor, not looking back to him. She looked up to the sky, looking for a ship of some sort*
(Adra...?)
Ah shit I fell asleep! *cries*
Thor: In the mountain.
Malikith is with her, I believe he plans to use her as the Aether, and he knows she'll survive long enough. Either that or we are walking into a trap.
Thor: The latter, most likely.
There are three other Elves near Zanida, I can see what she sees, and she seems terrified. I cannot hear what Malikith is saying to her.
Well, to the mountains we go.
Loki, feel like creating us a wonderful little disguise so we can sneak in easier?
(Hey Sil)
Sorry...I was so determined to stay up for the wedding...and i fell asleep by accident...and I'm knackered and sorry! *sobbing in a ball*
Already have. *They appear as Dark Elves*
Malikith: The last Asgardian queen I met was Frigga, she is not dead I take it.
Zanida: No.
Malikith: Speak, Asgardian. *draws dagger* Or do I need to hurt you?
(*Cuddles* It's okay, Sil. It's fine)
*She nodded to Loki and glanced behind her*
So. Where exactly to? Someone else take te lead, please.
(i promised I'd be there...but my lazy ass fell asleep D:)
*steps forward* Zanida remembers...*pauses and grabs them, appearing near a mountain* On the top.
Thor: Malikith wants to kill her I gather.
Malikith: *easily picks Zanida up, holding her to a wall* You're going to do as I say, Asgardian.
Zanida: Jotun, Elf. *ice forms in her hand*
Malikith: Who are you?
Zanida: Laufeydottir.
((I forgive you, Silente.))
*She started towards the top of the mountain, rushing ahead of the boys*
If a girl can beat your two, then there is something wrong.
(sorry...I'll try stay awake so i can read this part of the rp as repent...)
Race you.
Thor: *flies ahead and grabs Rosr and Loki, taking them to the top*
Come on, the Elves will...
Thor: Fight us.
*grins* I never did get to beat Malikith.
Thor: Have first hit.
*Appears beside Loki in a flash of light*
I leave you people for a half an hour and somebody gets kidnapped.
*She screamed and thrashed against Thor, still uneasy about being lifted*
You two fight the Elves, I'll find Zan and Loki will know and all that and then we'll all get out and huzzah!
*She smiled at her plan and nodded*
Any objections?
*She screamed again when Blake appeared*
Dude!! Are you serious?! You don't scare people like that!!
Hello, Blake.
Thor: We get Zanida and get out. That's all we need.
You two like fighting. Keep Malikith occupied for me?
Sorry Rose.
Well if you happen to need any backup I'll be sitting here with a bag of popcorn.
*Plops down on the ground and reaches into a small circle of light, rummaging around for a few seconds before pulling out a fresh bag of popcorn*
(*hums popular and ignore her burning eyes*)
*She smiled and took a handful of popcorn from Blake's bag and grinned*
Thank you, Sir.
We shall do that.
Thor: I'll gladly.
*An Elt tells Malikith of the Asgardians, speaking in the Elf language, Malikith sends the Elf away, switching to English as he speaks to Zanida*
Malikith: Shall I let your friends figure out what happened to you? How the Asgardian queen could not defend herself.
Zanida: *tries to stab*
Malikith: *stabs dagger through her hand*
*She smiled and nodded*
Well, let's the games begin! Let's play while I go run along!
*Rolls his eyes and takes a handful, waiting for the show to begin*
Goshdarn, Raven, that's good. O_O
Hi guys, btw. :)
...
i swore i'd never, ever make a facebook account.
i just broke that oath
and all for the Theatre Of Shadows.
I hope you're happy landy
(*zombie-hugs phoe* heyyyyy)
*leads them to Malikith, blasting any Elf in his way with the Sceptre*
*By the time they see Zanida, Malikith has her unconsious, they don't even know he made her the Aether*
(*drags snow into the hug* *accidently glues them all together*)
*squeaks*
*licks Arnolds forehead*
*She rushed towards Zanida, undoing the bonds, took the dagger out from her hand and pulled her from the table*
You're breathing, that's always a good sign. Now, where is Malikith so we can watch him get his but kicked?
*Throws some popcorn at Malakith*
(doesn't TTOS start at 5:30 am Oz time?)
(*frowns* *wonders if shes so sleep deprived she's hallucinating being licked*)
Thor: He is not here.
Malikith!!!
Malikith: Asgardians, and Jotun.
So you know about her.
Malikith; Laufeyson, and Laufeydottir, I have Laufey's children.
Thor: The son of Odin grows tired of your games. *sends the hammer to Malikith's face*
Zanida: *wakes st Thor's voice
((It starts 9:30am my time and its 12:15am now on Saturday so...-Zaf
(oh. it's actually 11:30. got my converting wrong)
*licks Arnold again*
*She smiled and shook Zan's shoulder*
Hey, wakey-wakey. Yeah, good, you're alive. Now, please stay that way as I break a promise.
*She stood between Loki and Thor, her head tilted to the side*
Do I count as an Asgardian, or am I still of Midgard? Oh, Malikith, I hate you.
(Gonna be up so late tonight, doing the TOS.)
(*maybe she became a Lolly pop somehow* *stays dutifully still as a lolly pop should*)
*flicks Arnold*
you're still hugging me.
Malikith: *ducks away from the hammer, escaping*
He will be back. Rose, we need to get Zanida to the healing room.
Thor: Asgardian, Rose. The Jotuns are Loki and Zanida, Malikith will call her a Frost Giant despite her hatred towards the idea.
((Rose, I'll continue later, I shall try to sleep as gerbils may wake me sometime tonight.-Zaf
(*is glued to snow and thus can't stop hugging her* ...)
*She went over to Zanida, surprising herself when she found herself able to carry her. She glanced at Thor and frowned*
But I was born on Earth...
*Trots casually down into the group, offering his popcorn around*
So what exactly just happened? Mr. Pale-faced-pointy-ears didn't seem like much of a threat.
(Okay, goodnight, Zaf!)
*Plays Skyrim*
*sighs*
*awkwardly teleports them into a pond, thus dissolving the glue*
*pulls Arnold out of the water*
(*dissolved*)
*She took a handful of popcorn and smiled*
I don't know, to be honest...
Weird.
*He looks with dismay at the now empty bag and fits it over one of the dead elf's heads*
So any clue where we are? I kinda just found you guys and poofed.
:DDD
going bowling tomorrow with friends. it does mean i'll have to leave TOS for a bit, but :DDDD
*looks at Arnold*
your name is glue. you're not made of glue. get up. *kicks*
(O_O *stares in shock* *she isn't glue* *her whole life...it was a lie!*)
*facepalms* get up, moron.
(Snow, I get your little Facebook problem. Thanks to Derek Landy I have social media, what has the world come to? I just want to be a nobody, with nothing.)
(same. I got twitter, and now the dreaded Facebook because of the landy)
(I am the exact same, I now have both twitter and Facebook and I don't want anything else and I can't use the sites and potatoes, why Landy?)
(*gets up* *oh all the joyous things she can do now she is not glue!* *she doesn't have to avoid children* *she can go near eyes* *she can swim!* *no more feeling struck* *no more attachments*)
(*Dumps a vat of glue on Sil and walks away whistling "Zippity Do Da"*)
(D:)
(*cries*)
(Blake. That was unnecessarily violent. She had dreams.)
(*runs after and hugs Blake, gluing herself to him*)
*teleports them both into a vat of glue remover*
*teleports them out again*
((SORRY GUYS LUNCH HAPPENED AND WHY IS MY CAPS LOCK ON))
((funny story, I accidentally typed caps lick instead of lock. :P))
(*freeeeeeeedooooooom* *runs off towards the sunset glue free* *hits the billboard painted with a sunset scene face first*)
(*rides on a llama over to Silente*
*the llama gazes at Silente majestically*)
(*looks at the majestic llama, smiten by its glory*)
(*the llama speaks in a deep, reverberating voice not unlike Morgan Freeman's*
Silente Tempest. Your bravery has defeated the villainous billboard that has tricked countless innocent people.)
(*listens to the wise llama* It was nothing, oh llama. One must do it so why not I?)
(*the llama speaks again*
Humble as well as courageous, I see. Well done, Silente Tempest.)
(*bowd to the llama* I thank you.)
(I do believe now is a good time for me to make my exit. Goodnight and goodbye.
*Walks through the sunset billboard*)
(*the llama smiles in its llama-ey way*
I award you the golden penguin, grot your outstanding courage in the face of darkness.
*extends its hoof, on it is a glimmering golden penguin the size of a box of tissues*
*fades regally away, leaving the penguin behind*)
(bye, Blake!
Wbvd, sorry Silente and whoever else is on...)
My friends. So smart. Inviting me bowling tomorrow, telling me everything I need to know.
Except the time we're meeting.
And now I can't get in contact with them
*facepalm*
(Hello.)
Hey soph
(Not here, just asking if anyone else in Australia is watching the grand final.)
(Hello Snow. How are you?)
(Hello Raven.)
(Hey Commander.)
(No Rav, who's winning?
I'm good. Trying to contact my friends... you?)
(I am average.)
(As per usual. And how's your author?)
(There is no such thing as winning and losing Snow, only won and lost, victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything in between is still left to fight for. Until then tides will do what tides do, they turn.
Yeah no but Hawthorn has a huge lead on Sydney. GOOO HAWTHORN!)
(Yes yes, whatever you say Skulduggery.
Cool. :D
I don't really have a team, but when askedi say hawks because its easier then trying to explain how one can have a life away from football)
(It's back on now, I watch.
Bye.)
(Snow - I am prone to two emotions: depression and anger. So I am going to be average. *shrugs* Dragona is fine, I believe.)
(Goodbye, Raven.)
(This is another spontaneous disappearance, isn't it?)
great. the one friend i can get a hold of can't give me any of the information i need...
sorry. stuff happening.
(It is fine, Snow. Isn't there another friend you could call?)
Pfft!
AFL...
More like..... like, GAY-FL!
HA!
Wait for the NRL grand final next week. Now that's some proper football.
Believe me, Soph, i've tried...
hey Quack.
(Hello, Duck. Your choice of words somewhat confuses me.)
(South Sydney Rabbitohs for the win Duck.)
(Hello again, Raven.)
(Hey.
Wbd/msd watching the end of the footy.)
@Commander:
AFL = Australian Football League
NRL = Nation Rugby League
@Raven:
HA! Rabbitohs! Whatever...
How about Parramatta for the win!!!
Wait, no... never mind...
(Noooo. The Rabbitohs, they need to win!
And Hawthorn wins! Yay for us, that's back to back premierships.)
(That was not what confused me. "GAY-FL" was what confused me.)
(Crap. As always, I have nothing to dedicate to. *sighs*)
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