Monday, September 1, 2014

Fun Times

Wow.

What a few days.

The Requiem Ball was beautiful chaos. People came in ballgowns and jeans and tuxedos and T-shirts, but everyone was wearing a mask, and everyone was equal. The Bleeding Heart Crypt was where the first book was launched, way back in 2007, and so it was a fitting venue to see off the final part of the series. I laughed, I chatted, I posed for selfies, and then I signed.

And it was a good day.

The signings in Ringwood and Bournemouth were great fun, and of course Bluewater was as manic as ever (five and half hours of signing books and chatting to people... yikes...). On Sunday I did my first event for this tour, and I read out a few bits that had been cut from the first book, all those years ago. And then I signed for a few more hours.

And the response has been exactly what I was hoping for. The one thing that was so vital to me was to give the series a fitting end — an ending it deserved. My mission was to both confirm and confound your expectations, and by what I've been reading online, it looks like I've succeeded.

And the most awesome thing? The lack of spoilers. Sure, there are spoilers out there, but most people have been really considerate of others. Even in the Spoiler Zone to this very blog, folks are content to talk AROUND the subject, rather than address it directly. This is HUGELY appreciated.

The book has been selling really well, from what I hear. I loved the excitement generated around the Black Edition — minions were waiting for stores to open and then rushing inside, trying to find those hidden tomes. It was, in a word, awesome.

And now I'm wrecked.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*cries* I have to sleep so I don't kill someone tomorrow morning...night guys *shuffles away crying I dont wanna go to school-Zaf

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Night Zaffy....:(

Ok, that makes sense! (Ish..)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Ugh....
I feel nauseous.....
Hopefully I'm just really hungry.
There is homemade s'more ice cream cake for dessert and I start school on Wednesday...

Jophiel said...

(Goodnight, Zaf.
<3)

(The zombie in your name, Chev.)

Jophiel said...

(*Cuddles Chev*)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Ok, that's what I thought.

*cuddles back*
I also could be thirsty. The only liquid I've had all day is one cup of hot chocolate. But the water tastes horrible here. So I'm eating ice.

How are you feeling? Have you ate or drank anything yet?

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Gtg!

Jophiel said...

Haven't drank anything yet... Chewing gum now... And had a little bit of dinner... Still not feeling too great...

Jophiel said...

Aw, sorry... Bye!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Would anyone be terribly upset if I just scrapped my entire roleplay plot?

Jophiel said...

*Raises hand from the shadows*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Huh...

Jophiel said...

I like reading over them. When it's quiet, I like reading them.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I hardly ever write them, though... And everyone's so busy with their own plots, and there are actually not a lot of people who still comment regularly who even know Fabi.
Also, she's dead, which makes it hard to write.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Well, I like Specs and the other characters you've made. But if you don't want to continue its fine, but if you do keep writing them I will happily read and role play along!

@Deathy :( well at least you had something to eat... though I'd recommend drinking water. Or any other kind of liquid. Dehydration sucks.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hewitt... People know who Hewitt is. I guess that's something.

I still can't find the motivation to write, though...

Which of my other characters have you met?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I should go now bye

Snow said...

(okay. i am well and truly confused.
recently we did a math test. and i knew i got the last two questions wrong, but i also got one in the middle wrong when the teacher handed them back. and yet i still somehow got well above standard (in terms for you Americans, A+).

and, like... i don't get how. because i got three wrong. and the last two were extra ones so you could get above (B-A) and i got them wrong. yet somehow i managed to get well above and...???)

Snow said...

okay, how does this sound:


She sat in the corner of the café, looking out at the crowd.
It’s not that she didn’t like being in places like this – though, really, she didn’t – it was the fact that she was alone. Every time she wanted to do something with her friends, they always seemed to be busy.

And so, instead of being with friends and possibly enjoying herself, Alex was sitting in a crappy café, alone. Sighing, she sipped her tea and thought of the millions of other things you could be doing.

Suddenly, a voice was breaking the silence of her thoughts and pulling her back into reality. “Hi.”

She glanced up, wondering who it was that had decided to break the peace.

A man about her age, maybe 18, stood next to her table and smiled at her. He was good looking, with blue eyes and a kind of orangey-brown hair. He was about average height, she guessed, and probably the same with weight. Sighing internally, she could see where this was headed, but to be polite, replied anyway.

“Hi,” she said, not really bothering to keep the slight annoyance out of her voice. She took another sip of her drink and tried hard not to scream when he sat down.

“I’m Will,” he said, still smiling. “And you are…?”

This time, Alex did sigh. “Why would I tell you? You’re a complete stranger. For all I know, you could be a serial killer.”

Will frowned. “I’m not a serial killer. I came here with friends.”

“That doesn’t exactly prove that you’re not a serial killer. You could lead a normal life, killing away from the people who know you, having them never suspect a thing. Or you could all be serial killers. It could be a big, serial killer meeting, for all I know. You could be talking about all your kills and plans and the like”

Will chuckled a bit. “And what, pray tell, are the actual chances of me being a serial killer?”

“Hmm” Alex thought for a bit, “ maybe one in a thousand”

Before Will could reply to that, she added, “though there are more than a thousand people in the world, which makes that one in a thousand chance a lot more likely. That’s something people don’t realize, one in a thousand chances happen a lot more than the name would suggest.”

He looked at her for a moment before sighing.

“Why do I get the distinct feeling that I’m being rejected before I even get the chance to start flirting?”

“Probably because you are getting rejected before you get the chance to start flirting.” She shrugged, not seeing the point in being anything but frank with him.

Frowning, he hung his head, and Alex went back to looking around the room, thinking.

About ten minutes later, she looked back at her table and was surprised to find Will still there.

“Why’re you still here?” She asked, raising her eyebrow at him.

Will was looking at her, and when she spoke, he smiled. “I don’t give up easily.”

Alex looked at him for a minute before slamming her forehead on the table.

“I’m going to regret this,” she mumbled into the table. She lifted her head a bit and sat it on her folded arms. “Alex,” she mumbled, “my name’s Alex.”

Jophiel said...

(*Cheers*

Need. More.)

Snow said...

(um....)

Jophiel said...

(In other words...

*Squeals, tackles the story and demands it becomes longer so she can keep reading awesomeness*

Ahem...)

Snow said...

(but...

what??

...

it's

it's not

that

good???

at least...

i thought...

what???)

Jophiel said...

I LOVE IT!!!

I WANT TO READ MORE BECAUSE I LOVE IT!!

Snow said...

butttttttt


*hugs rose* you praise me too much. it's not that good.

Jophiel said...

*Cuddles back*

*Checks on the story to make sure it didn't suddenly grow more because she would possibly eat it to consume its amazingness and so she can think about it "in depth"*

*Laughs quietly at her own joke that Snow totes didn't hear*

It's awesome, my dear.

Snow said...

*shakes head* I have to get back to writing now. i'll try to finish it. I'll put it on my blog when it's done.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

It's improved considerably since the last draft. :-)

Jophiel said...

*Squeals in excitement and becomes Snow's Blog #1 fan*

Jophiel said...

I hate hunting... I find it so morally wrong and disturbing. The taking of a life... It shouldn't happen.

But if there wasn't hunting, then we wouldn't be here today. We would be strange creatures, akin to apes due to the different diet.

But I just... It shouldn't still happen today. I don't believe it should still happen to those in the wild....

Jophiel said...

Bye...

Jophiel said...

There is literally no point in attending I & E anymore. They said that if you don't do work experience, then you don't pass.

The place I've been trying to do work experience at hasn't returned my calls or my emails. And I've got three weeks left.

So now, the backup place. The hospital. That isn't accepting anyone this late. And my teacher had to say really loudly, 'It's your fault you left it this late.'

So I'm not going to go to I & E anymore. Because I can't fucking pass it, no matter how much I try.

Dragona Pine said...

(Rose - stick with it. Quitting WILL get you nowhere, definitely. At least if you try, you have a chance at passing rather than if you'd not turn up at all.)

Dragona Pine said...

(I'm so tired.)

Dragona Pine said...

(I'm still here, for the record.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(@Dug poop and run accusation was me I think.
HEY PEOPLE ANYONE HERE?)

Dragona Pine said...

(Hey Silente!)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Hey! Wanna finish the Manuel/Sophia rp?)

Dragona Pine said...

(Sure.)


Sophia: Sometimes you have to take a chance. What's the worst that could happen?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Manuel: I could get slapped. Or shot. Or both.

Dragona Pine said...

Sophia: Slaps aren't too bad. And I definitely wouldn't shoot.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Manuel: Slaps with biotics are a bit different...

Dragona Pine said...

Sophia: I think in the morning I would be too busy trying to cure a hangover to generate a mass effect field. Just take a little risk.

Dragona Pine said...

(It's kind of funny what her stages of drunkenness seem to be. Niceness, depressed and then playful.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Manuel: *blinks* you most likely won't remember this anyway with the amount of alcohol you've consumed...

Dragona Pine said...

Sophia: So?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Yeah. It's VERY confusing for Manuel..)

Dragona Pine said...

(I think it's confusing for me. :P)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Manuel: So...so...*slides slightly away from her on the bed* forgive me. But I cannot take advantage of someone's inhibition for my own personal gain.

Dragona Pine said...

Sophia: See? Politeness does get you nowhere. I'm not that drunk. I'm pretty sure I could work out what happened when I wake up. Just because I might not remember it doesn't mean it isn't for my gain as well.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Manuel: *looks at her* Many people regret their actions once the inhibitation wears off and end up resenting the people involved. I would rather wait to see if certain feelings are reciprocated when sober that take advantage of ones intoxication..

Dragona Pine said...

Sophia: Many people do. I might not. You don't know. Maybe the risk is worth taking.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Manuel: Commander I cannot be sure that what you are saying is what you actually want when sober. It would be wrong to take advantage of you in your current state.

(gotta hand it to him he's persistent)

Dragona Pine said...

Sophia: If it isn't what I want when I'm sober, I know it'll be my own fault.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Manuel: It wouldn't be only your fault. I would be partially to blame.

Dragona Pine said...

Sophia: No, it wouldn't. Come on, I'm a Spectre, I have a strong sense of responsibility.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Manuel: you also have a strong inhibitation.

Dragona Pine said...

Sophia: It isn't that strong. I'll let you know if I regret it tomorrow and we'll never speak of it again. Simple as that.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Manuel: That is rather simple...and harmless...


(shit. Gtg. We shall continue this tonight!)

Dragona Pine said...

Sophia: Completely.


(Bye Silente!)

Dragona Pine said...

(Seems I have to go now. Bye!)

Jophiel said...

Dragona, I can't complete the subject. I literally can't. I'm missing the main point of it because this business is too lazy to respond to my emails or my phone calls.

The Wrong Notes said...

Well this is what I think:


http://www.thewrongnotes1.blogspot.co.uk/2014/09/review-day-tuesday-skulduggery-pleasant.html

Jemma said...

Hope you still have energy for Australia, Derek!

The one who shall not be named said...

I am seeing him this year in Australia and im so exited!!!!!!!

Jophiel said...

I think I'm going to try and become a better person. I'll stop being mean and accept everything with an open mind. Maybe that will make me feel a little better...

Anonymous said...

I GOT THE EBOOK
AND I'M HAPPY NOW C:
Derek Landy, you wonderful, if a little sadistic, man... :')

Snow said...

I have to wait til tomorrow to get the book. D:

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

WHY IN GODS NAME IS IT FUCKING 80 DEGREES AS 6:21AM?!

*dies* *is gonna be a melted Zaf by 2:25pm*

*drags arse off to get ready for school*

-Zaf

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Look its bad I'm taking LSODM to school with me. I'm freakin not happy.

Hottest day of the year: First day of school.

*whacks head on wall* I can hear Loki yelling at me to move....baaaaaah

He says he loves you, Rose.

-Zaf

Jophiel said...

Aw... I love you too, Loki. <3

Hottest day of the year?! Geez...

Snow said...

I was going to go to bed early. Then Pirates of the Caribbean came on. Needless to say, all plans were abolished.

Duck said...

QUESTION:
DO YOU THINK THAT THE RUBBER DUCK IN TDOTL WAS BASED ON ME???

Jophiel said...

Rubber duck?! SPOILERS.

Snow said...

DAMNIT QUACK NOW I KNOW THERE'S A DUCK

Jophiel said...

Back Quack. Evil Quack....

*Kills le Quack while making zombie noises*

Duck said...

SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY!

But really, it's hardly a spoiler

Jophiel said...

Still, but still.

Snow said...

*stabs Quack*

Also, long time no type

Duck said...

Ok, my mistake. There were just some guys who didn't believe I was in a book.

So... what's been happening?

Jophiel said...

If I disappear, it's because wifi was switched off again, okay?

Snow said...

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP


aka: the Snow is falling asleep as she types

Night

Snow said...

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP


aka: the Snow is falling asleep as she types

Night

Jophiel said...

Uh, Rose and Loki have twins.

Adra has left.

A few other people have got together.

Few more people have become regulars.

People from my time who are still on: Zaf, Em, me, Snow (apparently...)

Snow said...

(Oi. I'm here. I just ghost a lot.


...

Night)

Jophiel said...

Goodnight, Snow!

Ohh! Someone I know, not that were massive friends or anything, he's coming on the blog in three minutes!!

So I'm going to vanish when he comes...

Mémoire Perdue said...

Hello?

Duck said...

Hello?

Mémoire Perdue said...

Hello Duck. What's up?

Duck said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Duck said...

Not much, just.........




..... THE ROOF!




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mémoire Perdue said...

Cute, but I have heard that one quite a bit...

Duck said...

It funny because the roof is in an upwards directio. 😊

Mémoire Perdue said...

Not if you're doing a handstand.

Duck said...

Well people doing handstands have better thing to do then tell stale jokes.

Mémoire Perdue said...

No they don't. Not if you don't care if you fall.

Mémoire Perdue said...

I think I ought to sleep... Goodnight.

Duck said...

Yeah, well.... well...

Uh...

Shut up.

Duck said...

Ok, goodnight Virus person!

Star Inkbright said...

DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I WAS ON IN YOUR TIME! :P

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

OMG THEY ACTUALLY MADE SCHOOL INTO A PRISON!!!
Bolted down tables and chairs in the dining hall
Only certain shoes allowed
Proper trousers, no zips or back pockets allowed
Clip on ties
Exactly the right equiptment or isolation
Isolation if you don't have the right uniform
Only allowed to sit in fours or sixes in the dining hall
Scaffolding on the top of the tallest building for no reason (we presume its to stop people jumping)
Slaving away all day
I swear this is getting out of hand.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

And those shoes...ouch! Blisters on both foot! My toes have been CRUSHED. The SQUEAK when you step! And i think I have blisters inbetween my toes from the feel of it. I'm going to have Wicked Witch of the West feet by the end of the school year!

Dragona Pine said...

(Hello. On briefly.)

Star Inkbright said...

@Silente: Oh my gosh. XD
I remember when me and Eve used to call school 'prison', but we were JOKING. O_O

Hey Dragona. :)

Dragona Pine said...

(I'm on the bus atm.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Sorry food came up.
@Star you have noooooo idea. My feet are KILLING me right now!

Dragona Pine said...

(Interesting and random conversation I had with my friend today.
Friend: Are Catholics vampires?
Me: What?
Friend: They drink the blood of Jesus.
Me: That's wine.
Friend: But Catholics believe that it transforms into blood.
Me: They believe the bread is his body, but they're not cannibals.
Friend: Yes they are.
Me: If they're vampires, and they eat Jesus, that doesn't make them a cannibal.
Friend: Unless Jesus was a vampire.
Me: I doubt he was, somehow.
Friend: He was a vampire vineyard owner.
Me: Um, okay.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(XD you have great conversations.)

Dragona Pine said...

(Yes, we do. Later in the day he said, "We learned about vampires in history!"
Then whilst waiting for the bus, "If someone had told me they actually ate people I'd have joined the religion before now.")

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(XD)
(It must be a fun place inside your friends head.)

Dragona Pine said...

(It must be... He was playing with model dinosaurs in Geology. He was discussing which would win in a fight - a t-rex riding a brachiosaurus, or an oversized stegosaurus. All he did throughout the lesson was that.)

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: Oh gosh. XD XD XD

@Silente: :( :(
*hugs her feet*
Maybe get some new shoes?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm trying not to spoil my friend Izzy but it's so hard... *whines*

Still slowly making it through the book though. I'm kind of putting it off so I don't have to finish the series, although I'm just delaying the inevitable.

Thanks for an amazing five years of obsessing over books, Derek. See you in Limerick on the 14th once again, hopefully ^_^

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(XD He sounds like a laugh. Who did he decide on?
Also wanna continue?)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Hey Mara! *hugs*
@Star can't. They have to be REAL shoes. Leather. Not past the ankle. They were the only ones in the shoe shop that weren't open toe. Winter is coming. I am NOT wearing open toe shoes in England. Never mind in winter.)

Dragona Pine said...

(He decided on the t-rex riding the brachiosaurus. I quote, "The brachiosaurus would bitch slap the stegosaurus with its face and it'd fall off a cliff and get eaten by squirrels."
My response was, "There are no squirrels underneath the table."
Then he said, "Of course not. We use origami swans to represent them."


Maybe in a while. When I get home. :P)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(XDDDDDD omg. He's amazing. Your friend is amazing. And a genius.

Kk.)

Star Inkbright said...

MARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*screams and tacklehugs*
HI!!!!!!!!!! :)

@Silente: Can't they be fake leather . . . ?
Also - most shoe shops have tons of school shoes, even for people my size, although my shoe size is rather small . . . they're really expensiev, but if you buy cheap shoes they just kind of die and you haev to buy like five pairs a year, so . . . :/
Also, if they're leather, then they WILL get softer the most you wear them. Try polishing them - that makes them softer. Idk, do you have shoe polish? My dad likes polishing shoes . . . but anyway. :) If you're getting blisters, just put plasters on and wear thick socks, I guess. :/

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: XD XD XD He sounds great. XD

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(I have very small feet. People think its cute. People think I'M cute. Which is very weird cause loads of them think I'll be a psychopath when I'm older...)

Dragona Pine said...

(Yesterday he said, "I watched high school musical at the weekend"
I was like, "Why the hell would you watch that?"
Him: It was in the Saw case and I wasn't concentrating.
Me: It's a little hard to confuse them.
Him: No, they're both on my horror shelf.)

Dragona Pine said...

(I have big feet... 14, I think. It depends. Sometimes a little larger, sometimes a little smaller.)

Star Inkbright said...

(Well, then you'll get more shoes in expensive kids' shoe shops like Startrite and Clark's. :))

(I have size four feet. So does my sister, so does my brother . . . XD It's funny.
My brother'll probably overtake us soon. :(

My friend B has size three shoes.
C has size nine shoes. XD)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*nods* that is a wise place to put high school musical.)

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: OH GOSH XD XD XD XD
*laughs* :P

@Dragona: Woah. O_O
That's ten sizes bigger than me. O_O

Dragona Pine said...

(YOU'RE ALL SO SMALL AND CUTE.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(..*casually sat here with size one feet* yeah. Size four. So small....)

Star Inkbright said...

@Silente: Awwh. :P
*hugs*

Dragona Pine said...

(So SMALL.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(And I was right btw. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY FRIENDS HAS GROWN. I was already small around them and they had the audacity to GROW! I swear to god its getting depressing how small I am.)

Star Inkbright said...

@Silente: Small people are cool.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(WE AIN'T SMALL YOU'RE JUST TALL! #midgetindenial)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(@star all my friends are at least a head taller than me.)

Star Inkbright said...

@Silente: C says she's not tall, we're just small . . .
Apparently I AM small.
Well.
Adra said I was short, and I told C, and C said that I was short, but she just didn't tell me because B was notoriously shorter than any human being she'd ever seen.

Well then. :P

Star Inkbright said...

@Silente: You and B should compare heights. :P

Sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, I have so many ways to make fun of people's height but I've never actually tried consolation before. My head is all empty in that department. :P

Dragona Pine said...

(I'm quite a lot taller than most of my friends... Well, it's expected at 6ft 7.)

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: Yes
it is a bit. :P

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(-_-)
(I hope I grow one day. I hope I grow taller. Maybe just a normal height. Although i'd kinda like to grow enough to tower over people and be like 'YOU FOOLS! YOU THOUGHT ME SMALL! NOW YOU SHALL TREMBLE IN FEAR OF MY WRATH!')

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(@Draggie ....Shrink.)

Star Inkbright said...

@Silente: Average is too average. :P

Dragona Pine said...

(There was a guy in York handing out leaflets or something and said to my mum, "Who is this, your bodyguard?")

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

My jazz shoes are size 14.

Dance shoes run really small, though.

Apparently dancers are usually petite.

[Is not petite in the slightest, unless maybe I'm standing next to my uncle, then I would probably look petite, or maybe he'd just look really tall, which would make sense because he is really tall]

My street shoes are 10 1/2, I think. That's American sizes, though. :-P

Dragona Pine said...

(Silente - in 70 years or so, yes. But until then... Probably not. Unless I can use a chainsaw.)

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: Oh gosh. XD XD

@Lantern: I'm a six in climbing shoes. Climbing shoes are small too. They expect your shoes to be crammed into a pulp. :P

And why SHOULD dancers usually be petite?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(@Draggie I might have to avoid ever meeting you just due to your size...I'm sorry....)

Star Inkbright said...

*toes

Dragona Pine said...

(Silente - I'm not that scary. :P)

Star Inkbright said...

@Silente: XD

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(@Draggie Next to you I would look like an actual dwarf. Not just a small person, but a dwarf. You'd probably step on me! I'm sorry but I'm just to short to meet a giant... You'd probably be as tall as me if you were on your knees...)

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: Height is intimidating.

I think I was trying to be pro-short-people once (because C bullies B XD) (not seriously, as a friend), and I was saying that tall people were used to their height intimidating people, so when they met someone taller than them they didn't know what to do and lost the advantage, whereas small people are used to being at a disadvantage and so they learn to intimidate people through other means, so they are never at a disadvantage.
. . .

Star Inkbright said...

C is as tall as B when C's kneeling up and I think the height difference between Dragona and Silente would be a lot worse . . .

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Well it's easier for lifts and stuff.

In jazz class, usually I'm the one doing the lifting, though. They could carry shoes in my size -_-

It's also easier in general for small people... If you're tall and you make the same mistake as a short person, it looks a lot worse on you.

Then again, when my sister does something flexible, it looks so much more impressive than say, Katelyn.

Star Inkbright said...

. . .
Dragona, why ARE you so tall?

Star Inkbright said...

@Lantern: Ahhhhhhkay. :) *nods*

Star Inkbright said...

I dedicate to height. :P

Dragona Pine said...

(Star - I have no idea. I'm taller than everyone in my family. And as a baby I was very small (five weeks early) and didn't fill my skin properly... So I absolutely have no idea.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(@Star let me put it this way. If Draggie is 6"7 then he's about 2 feet taller than me.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(I SHALL FIX THIS!
*creates shrink ray*
*shoots Draggie with the shrink way*
Okay. It might take a while to take effect...)

Dragona Pine said...

(Silente - hey! :P
Height is a useful asset. Apart from when it comes to laying in bed, fitting under some doors, low light fittings and trees.)

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: O_O

Are you sure you didn't actually die because you were so small and then your parents bought another baby insetad who was bigger so might last longer?
. . .
I'm not sure that's very funny.

@Silente: XD
Oh gosh. XD
I would like to see you standing next to each other . . . XD

Inky Flame said...

(Hello, college was awesome)

Dragona Pine said...

(I get attacked by trees often.)

Dragona Pine said...

(Star, I'm pretty sure. :P)

Star Inkbright said...

Hey Inky!
Yaaaaaaaaay that's good! :)

@Dragona: Aw. :(

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: Okay. Just saying. :P

Inky Flame said...

(I kinda had this Chinese boy called Sam following me all day

and I actually talked to people)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(@Star I wouldn't. I really wouldn't. Maybe if i grow. Maybe then. Probably not though. I'd feel all accomplished for growing then Draggie would just be there like 'yep well done' towering over me..)

Dragona Pine said...

(I think I weighed four pounds and something when I was born.)

Star Inkbright said...

@Inky: Woah. :O Well done.

@Silente: XD

Maybe you should google 'how to grow' . . .
(seriously. They must have some tips . . .)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Could you imagine IRL Draggie fighting IRL me. Two feet difference...and Draggie is probably stronger...maybe quicker...oh god...)

Dragona Pine said...

(Silente - you could buy Miracle Grow and stick your feet in it whilst you sleep.)

Dragona Pine said...

(Silente - I came first in the 100m sprint on sports day and yes I think I'm stronger. :P
In rugby once my friend (who isn't exactly small) tried to grab on to the ball... I carried on running with him dangling beneath it.)

Inky Flame said...

(Woah Dragon, well done)

Dragona Pine said...

(I have to go for a bit. Brb.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(@Draggie heard that one before. My sister tried to do it to me once as well.

How to grow taller:
Eat right. Sleep right. Exercise. Practice good posture. Get used to being a midget. Surround yourself with small people. Cheers google.)

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: Oh gosh, well done. XD
*laughs so much*

Star Inkbright said...

@Silente: XD
Stupid Google. :P

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(See if that were me he wouldn't be DRAGGING me. He'd be flipping carrying me. I probably wouldn't even be able to reach the ball!)

Inky Flame said...

(Hey Ed, brb gotta get washing in)

Star Inkbright said...

I am finding all this rather amusing. XD

Hi Ed. :)

Edward Fletcher said...

Hello inky

GCSE statistics is hard

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(How to calculate height:
Add your parents sizes. (if male) Add five inches. (if female) take five inches. Divide by two. This may be four inches out.)

Inky Flame said...

(It is Ed, Im in ncollege now...
turns out ym sis is getting in the washing)

Edward Fletcher said...

Hello star
Hello silente

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Being short is not fun. I could imagine myself making a shrink ray as revenge. Then I'd be too scared to used it for fear the beam would bounce back and I'd get smaller.)

Edward Fletcher said...

I got my new timetable and its so different

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(hey ed! Hey Flick if I forgot to say hey!)

Inky Flame said...

(hey Sil)

Edward Fletcher said...

Being shorts ok, nearly all my friends are small.

Inky Flame said...

im short

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(@Ed all my friends have at least a head on me. Draggie has two feet more than me.)

Edward Fletcher said...

Two feet, how tall is he?

Star Inkbright said...

@Silente: Okay. :) Thank you.

B's brother and dad are tall but her mum's short . . .

Is EVERYONE here short except Dragona? :P

Star Inkbright said...

@Edward: 6'7. XD

Edward Fletcher said...

I'm not short, I'm 6"2 / 6"3

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(In junior school my friends convinced me that I was shrinking...)

Inky Flame said...

im 5"3

Star Inkbright said...

@Edward: O_O
*shoves him over to the tall people side of the room XD*

Star Inkbright said...

I can't remember how tall I am . . .
It's five foot and then a small number of inches though. :)

@Silente: :O

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Yeah I hate you all right now. SHRINK GOD DAMN IT PEOPLE! XD)

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