This time next week, many of you will have the final book in your hands. Most of you will be reading it. Some of you will be finished it.
I am so utterly delighted with the book and how it turned out — I really think it's the best one of the series — and so I am thrilled with the trailer that artist extraordinaire Tom Percival has come up with.
The clocking is counting down...
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Manuel: *walks closer to Sophia*
You should stop drinking soon. Your head is going to hurt in the morning.
Sophia: It sure is. *has another drink*
*hugs Ashlea*
[*lets go of the gag hands moving as a blur and tanks Dug's head down to smash against Dug's shoulder with a loud CRACK*]
("Club Villain"
It was a Friday night and I wanted to go out to a brand new club in town,
a discotheque I'd heard about through a friend of mine, who told me the place was a circus act for sure,
and then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door!
He waved us in and we randomly met the Mr. Hannibal Lector; he was handling records in the DJ booth,
asking which was the best selection to make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West.
And the Witch was booty-dancin' with Manson and Gannon, right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon.
That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin' up in the dance club, partying with all these villains.
I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying, partying, partying.
I can't keep partying 'round. Keep partying 'round. Keep partying with all these villains.
All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.
)
*She walked in, captiavted by Ariana's tiny wings, and say beside Roland's feet. She reached up to stroke the baby's wings softly, her face one of awe*
Aren't you an odd little one...? They're beautiful...
*She glanced up at Roland, grinning widely*
If I were closer to you, this is the time where I would kiss you. I'll save it for later.
(which Sil are you asking here?)
Manuel: *watches her drink*
*reaches out and takes the glass from her*
Ashlea: *hugs Leri back*
Orpheus: more of the same.
*is standing in one spot vibrating*
*she is also grinning sinisterly*
*doesn't realize Amy is hugging her*
(I best go to bed now
College tomoz
dun dun duuuun!
crap
byii)
Orpheus: I..I think it would be better if..if you didn't...
(SilTC is grinning like a madwoman. I'm not sure if that answers your question...so yeah sure course.)
[*turns into mist before Sil can do that*
*floats up high*
Tisk, Tisk, Tisk. Not quite fast enough. So what are you trying to do here? You already got rid of Elleni, that was a smart move.]
Zanida: He's adorable, Rose.
He's mine, and I am proud of that. *gived Zan a look*
Zanida: *goes
(Bye Inky! Try to enjoy college!!!)
*doesn't notice anything, just keeps vibrating and grinning*
...Dugglyn?
*slowly steps away*
*frowns*
*takes out a face-flavored lollipop and sticks it in Dugglyn's mouth*
()
Ohh... Is Loki getting a little scary...?
*She reached up to kiss him softly, careful of the baby in her arms*
[*notices Elleni*
Shizzell.]
(Sorry, Blue Screen of Death.)
Sophia: *moves the glass so it's out of Manuel's reach at his current position* *has another drink*
(Dug you realise this is happening in Sil's mind yes?)
[*pouts*
That's cheating!
*sprays something at Dug and she materializes smashing into the ground*
*laughs*]
[(XD)]
*crunches on the lollipop and starts vibrating faster*
*still is unaware to everything around her*
Orpheus: broken? Crazy? Is she what?
Manuel: *frowns*
*looks at the bed in the way*
*walks around the other side and tries again*
[*quickly moves away from the stuff*
What is that?!]
(Yeah, but Dugglyn's malfunctioning in Blogland. Well, I'm malfunctioning in real life too soooooooooooo...
This role play, the one in [], it rebroke my brain. I was waiting for something to do that. Thank you very much)
*kisses her back* Just messing, I have to mess with my sister, after all, she is my sister.
(Good. You should be.)
(uh..you're welcome?)
Orpheus: possibly..
[*sprays more at Dug*
*grins*
*not noticing El*]
(Sorry another Blue Screen of Death.)
Sophia: *moves it out of his way again* I may be drunk, but I won't make it easy for you. *has another drink* You're not doing very well.
()
*She pulled away from Loki and turned her back to him*
Well, obviously you're not the scary man I fell in love with, afterall. Alright. I'll go find him.
*She started towards the door*
Manuel: That's because I'm trying to be polite.
*walks around the other side, slightly faster, and tries again*
Rose...*grabs her* I want you.
[*ducks It again, but it was closer this time*
Oi! Stop!]
(Beware world.... Beware....)
(Ooooooooo, I feel all bubbly inside, like last year when I had caffeine for the first and only time. Except I don't have a stomach ache.)
Orpheus: she was. I don't know now.
*Roland smiled as he continued brushing. Ariana cooed at Rose, a smile on her face.*
Roland: That would be more appropriate for later.
The more I see this little one grow, the more I wonder that maybe her powers are more powerful than we can anticipate.
*Ariana grabbed her own toes and tried to bring them up to her mouth. She was chewing her fist but got bored of it.*
Sophia: Politeness will get you nowhere. *moves it out of his way again*
I think you've failed on effort. Sorry. *smiles at him*
[*sprays more, quicker, starting to get irritated*]
*hugs Elleni*
Bad, bad, bad. Silente...Dugglyn...
*She struggled out of his grip and turned her face to him. She raised an eyebrow and shook her head. Under her mask, her eyes were playful*
I'm sorry, sir, but I want to know where Loki is. We have a date, you see. Were both going to kick Fury's butt soon. We need to go prepare.
*doesn't move*
*a mosquito buzzes around her head*
*suddenly her arm flashes out, hitting the mosquito, killing it*
*her arm goes back to her side and she keeps vibrating*
Manuel: *smiles back then realises he's smiling and goes back to neutral*
Would you rather I climb onto the bed and take it from you?
[*frowns and wonders why hee thoughts are working against her*
*turns to El, despite not having air in her lungs*
*her brain isn't very logical*
*blinks at her*]
Orpheus: of course.
[*keeps ducking the stuff*
*suddenly goes BOOM*
*You can she a faint bit of gas rising up and a bit of gas floating towards Elleni*
(Cause ya know, the whole, separating the molecules in water thing)]
Sophia: Try and find out. *has another drink*
[(Well if Sil is technically dead...
And she doesn't breath...
It wouldn't kill her.
And could I come back alive? I'm enjoying this!)]
I want you...to come with me to kick Fury's arse.
Manuel: *isn't sure what to do*
*manners demand he stay off the bed*
*watches her drink, very still*
[*dives back and snarls*]
[(So does that mean when you realise me oxygen I can come back alive?)]
()
*She smirked and then looked at Leif in her arms*
I'll accompany you. But be warned, I'm not taking a baby, and if you die, then I'll find the real Loki who tried to drown his sister.
*is scared for Silente and Dugglyn*
*walks over and pokes Dugglyn*
Dugglyn?
*noms her face*
Are you...?
*shakes head*
*forms a puddle of water above Dugglyn's head and lets it fall, hoping it will wake her up*
*follows El, still vibrating and walking like a zombie*
*doesn't notice what Amy is doing to her*
Orpheus: *follows El*
Dugglyn!
*grabs on to her arm and pulls, trying to stop her from leaving*
What's happening to you?
*realizes she most likely won't answer*
*keeps walking pulling Amy along with her*
(Um I have no idea what's happening....
I'm just typing. Not exactly that Dugglyn is different than me yet but... Idk...)
*she hears Zanida screaming* I did drown her. *Leif vanishes appearing in his cot* Rose, we have a killing spree.
(Jimmy: Rachel you nearly took a masters degree in concrete, why?
Rachel: It sounded interesting. It had building stuff. And maths. And if in two years time I needed to hide a body then I'd be fine..
XD)
*lets Dugglyn go*
*sighs*
*walks over to Silente*
Salt shaker?
*hugs her*
Sophia: You're so polite. Sometimes you have to be impolite to do what is best. *continues to drink*
*She stared towards the direction of Zan's scream in terror*
Loki...? Why is she...?
*She bolted towards the sound, preparing to destroy anything that was touching Zanida*
[WEEEEEEEE!
*opens a portal behind her and crashes into El from behind*]
(XD)
[(So can I? I would really like to come back....)]
*Roland smiled as he continued brushing. Ariana cooed at Rose, a smile on her face.*
Roland: That would be more appropriate for later.
The more I see this little one grow, the more I wonder that maybe her powers are more powerful than we can anticipate.
*Ariana grabbed her own toes and tried to bring them up to her mouth. She was chewing her fist but got bored of it.*
*suddenly stops*
*laughs carzily*
*begins singing*
Do you want to hide a body?
We could throw it in the lake!
I don't want to see it anymore!
the police are at my door
So hurry don't delay!
We used to be best buddies
So help me out
Or else I'll be thrown in jail!
Will you help me hide a body?
It doesn't have to be in one piece!
You can eat it if you want!
*laughs again, then keeps walking*
*laughs* That is an illusion, Rose. Zanida is with Thor.
*doesn't react*
Manuel: ..Commander Keeting...
*blinks*
*he doesn't know what to do*
[*giggles and gets El in a sleeper hold*]
[(Thanks!)
*suddenly, the mist is back*
*she floats above Silente and Elleni deciding who to side with*]
Sophia: Are you going to get it before it's all done, or not?
*walks towards Elleni's house*
*when she get to the door she smashes through it*
*looks around me*
*shakes head* No, no, NO! This is...
*shakes head*
*lies down on ground, takes out a lollipop and sucks on it quietly*
(Brb)
*She pulled a funny face at Ariana and then laughed, shaking her head in embarrassment*
Yes... Later... Then I can peg a few snowballs at you, love. And I agree. She amazes me. She's so small, so powerful and so wonderful... Casha and Lorcan are going to have heart attacks.
*She suddenly reached up and grabbed Ariana righty, pulling her towards herself, and rolled, in a mock tackle*
Rawr.
[*twists so the part that's on fire is pressed against El's neck*
*is in immense pain but doesn't let go*]
Manuel: *sighs and leans against the bed, stretching for the glass*
()
*She stopped running and looked at Loki*
There you are, my love. To SHEILD?
Sophia: *lifts it out of his reach again, above her head* You need to try harder than that.
To SHIELD. *takes her hand, appearing in Fury's office*
[*tightens the hold*
*giggles like only a child could and starts singing*
Tick rock. Hands on a clock. The wolf is coming so shut the lock. The wolf is big and is so strong. Maybe fighting it is wrong. *giggles again*]
NEW POST! :D
Fury: *He whirled, gun in hand, to the couple. He aimed square to Rose's head. She wasn't as fast as Loki. She was his only advantage*
Fury: What are you two doing here?!
Rose: *She gulped when the barrel was aimed towards her, taking a small step back. She didn't take her eyes off the Director*
Rose: Uh...?
Manuel: *looks at the glass above her head*
*backs up and takes off his shoes because even if he is potentially deserting the 'no going on a ladies bed' rule shoes are not for beds*
*puts on foot on the very edge of the bed and pushes onto it, wobbling slightly, reaching for the glass without putting another foot on the bed*
*makes Rose appear behind him* Your head, I always wanted that, Director. *grins*
(New post.)
(everyone accounted for?)
*strokes kitty*
(I am here.)
(hello.)
*purrs*
*rolls over and chases after Duck*
Wow, I thought there was still plenty of space on that post. Oh well.
*still on other side of Blogland*
*mutters for the sake of muttering*
*changes into wolf form*
*catches fish from stream for Kitty*
*appears in front of Duck and sits, big kitty eyes looking up at him*
Mew?
*changes back into human form*
*carries massive fish on a plate*
Kitty? where are you?
*squints into the distance*
Is that kitten chasing me?
It had better not be.
'Cause you know, I might be severly allergic to cats.
I'm not. But still better safe than sorry, right?
*appears back behind Flick*
*pounces at her leg*
*runs away before cominf back again and sitting with an innocent look on her kitty face*
OH MY GOD IT"S RIGHT INFRONT OF ME!
Just stay still, maybe it will think you are a cactus.
Aww there you are, you little rascal *smiles*
*places down fish*
here you go
(wouldn't it be great if everyone here had like a small cute animal for, like a cat or a rabbit?)
(No, it wouldn't, Chloe. I can't imagine myself being any cute animal.)
(I wouldn't want a small cute animal. I would want a T-rex, so it can eat everyone else's small cute animals)
*pounces at the fish*
*licks it, batting with a paw to check its dead, before actually starting to eat it*
*purrs*
(although my character is a werewolf, I wouldn't mind changing into a bunny every now and then)
(If Sil would be any animal she'd either be a wolf, a crow or a kitty. Or maybe a gecko...
Or just herself when shes changed.
OMG COULD YOU IMAGINE LIKE A TINY BABY VAMPIRE WHEN ITS CHANGED AND IT'S TRYING TO EAT YOU BUT ITS SO SMALL AAWWWWW!)
(THAT WOULD BE ADORABLE
*says jokingly* Hey, if Sil wants Inky can change her into a wolf *laughs*)
(I'm just imagining someone getting eaten by a baby vampire and just saying: awwwwwww. And even with half their body eaten, they're still going: awwwwww.)
(I would not be an animal.)
*mutters about how cats are hard to draw*
Congratulations, Snow. You have now entirely morphed into a tree.
Dreams do come true.
(@Duck that would probably be me. Aww it'd be so CUTE! XD
@Flick not sure how vampiricness would react to that...)
(meh, fair enough)
*nods at duck*
*goes to draw a duck*
*it's got to be easier than a damned cat*
*would also like to express my undying love for cats, even though they are buggers to draw*
(I tried drawing my dog and failed)
(This is what me as a bunny would look like ------>)
(Id hug it.
If I saw a baby vampire bounding towards me I'd probably hug it.
Then it'd eat my face and I'd die hugging it.
Hmm...)
...
That is really creepy
Oh god
(Nice Profile Pic Snow ^^)
Nice? It's creepy.
It is the creepiest duck I have ever drawn
*shrinks down to rabbit form*
*starts sniffing around*
( I like creepy things...I scare people
People think im nice and quiet, and in reality im a nutter and like creepy things)
I'll be gone for a while.
MACCAS RUN!
BYE QUACK
(Byii Duck)
(I shall be leaving in a matter of moments. I apologise if I do not say I shall be leaving.)
*has eaten as much fish as she can*
*looks at the bunny*
*bounds towards it*
(kay Soph)
*approaches kitty *
You know how I said I was drawing a cat? Wel....
This happened
*looks at the bunny*
*bops its nose*
*pounces on kitty*
(wait...what noises to bunnies make?)
(I didn't know bunnies pounce...0_0)
*mews in surprise*
*rolls up and hisses at the bunny, fur up on end making her look like a giant puff ball*
*pounces on the bunny*
(Stereotypically, bunnies bounce)
*grunts*
*stares at kitty with big eyes*
(It appears I will be able to say that I am leaving.)
(Byii Soph)
(I am not leaving just yet.)
(Okay ^^)
Pffffft
(Ahh poop.
OKAY GUYS!
I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!
YOU'RE ALL PERFECT OKAY?
Okay.
Now listen here all you misfits.
You weirdos and crazies
Now listen up and listen well
This is my dedication to us
If you can't tell
So short a time I've been here
Yet you nutters can bring me to tears
In that time you've made me feel, well,
Awesome.
Even when the sun wasn't shining
And the wind chimes aint chiming
You guys are the safety in my storm...
Now listen here all you misfits.
You weirdos and crazies
Now listen up and listen well
This is my dedication to us
If you can't tell
I've had enemies had friend
A constant roleplay, it never ends
A second life, some love some hate
And characters with different fates!
We've chatted talked and laughed
Been on here while stuck in maths
New people and the old
We're all hear and truth be told...
Now listen here all you misfits.
You weirdos and crazies
Now listen up and listen well
This is my dedication to us
If you can't tell
If you can't tell
If you can't tell)
(..that happened.)
Blogger Inky Flame, Inky bunny (Chloe G) said...
( I like creepy things...I scare people
People think im nice and quiet, and in reality im a nutter and like creepy things)
September 6, 2014 at 12:16 PM
That would be me, except I came out of my quiet shell and just turned into a really weird person. :P Still, I was just like YES INKY. :P
(awww that's brill Sil)
Mew!
*pins Flicky, trying to prove shes the dominant one*
(Hear hear.)
(I am leaving now. Goodbye.)
(Well, I don't know whati it is ...I physically feel like I cant talk to strangers, but around my friends im fine)
(Hey Deathy!)
(Glad you liked it Flick...)
(Byii Soph
HI Death)
*tries to get up*
*fails*
*keeps her pinned*
*ears pinned back against her skull*
Mew!
*wonders if her dominance has been accepted yet*
...
*looks at her with soulful eyes*
*lets her up, ears going back to normal and tail held high*
*purring*
*stands up*
*ears stand tall*
*twitches nose*
Mew.
*bops the bunnies nose again and runs off, pausing a bound or two away to look back*
*starts chasing kitty*
*bounds off*
(Hear hear)
Kinda working on pictures. Kinda doing other stuff. Wbvvd, msd
*catches up to kitty*
*stands in front of her*
(My ears hurt. I don't know why. They just feel like something is tearing up inside...)
*She watched the bunny and kitty with a frown*
*licks the bunnies face and runs to Death, jumping and clinging to her shirt before climbing up to her shoulder*
(naww Death *frowns and hugs*)
*chases kitty*
*stares up at Death*
(That's probably not good Deathy...maybe you have an ear infection? Or just ear ache...)
(It's probably from the balloons...)
*She stared at the kitty, picked her up, and placed her beside the bunny*
(*sings aong to 'she moves in her own way' by the kooks*)
*mews in protest*
*is placed next to the bunny*
*sits heavily down*
MEW!
*looks at death with big kitty eyes*
*snuggles against kitty*
*She frowned at the kitty and nudged it with the toe of her boot*
My shoulder is not a perching point.
(Stupid Google says I have Lung Cancer...)
*looks at the bunny*
*licks between its ears*
*licks the side of her paw and cleans her own face with it*
(my parents say never self diagnos yourself using the internet)
(Hello.)
*falls asleep on the spot*
(I hate google...)
(Hey Rave.)
(hey Raven)
*pounces on the boot, tail swishing wildly*
*trying to attack it*
(Hey Raven)
(How are we all?)
(Im good)
(u?)
*She brought her foot back quickly, her frown deepening*
My boot is not a play thing...
(I'm in heaps of pain. Otherwise I'm still in heaps of pain.
You?)
(i Iz good.)
*chases the boot, pouncing on it again*
*chews on the toe end*
*tail swishing side to side*
*sleeps standing up*
--->
*She reached down and pulled the kitty into a tight hug*
Stop trying to eat my shoe...
*She glanced down at the bunny and lay beside her, snuggling the bunny to her chest*
(awesome Snow)
*purrs softly*
(I'm good and then ineternet has decided to chuck a spazm.
Anyway, I will go to sleep now and pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, that in the morning my internet has been touched by his noodly appendage.
Goodnight.)
*purrs and curls up in a happy ball*
(btw kitty Sil-
Full black eyes like when a vampire is in beast form
Fur slightly darker silver than her hair usually is with dark patches that are sigils)
(bye Raven!
Bunnies purr?)
(they can purr)
(That's really cool Snow!)
(Goodnight, Rave!)
*She smiled at the bunny and nuzzled the kitty's neck*
Stupid. Trucks. Msd. Loud.-Zaf
*tumbles out of a tree and lands in a heap a few steps away from Rose, Sil-kitty and Inkbunny*
*leans into the nuzzling*
*purrs louder*
(Hey Zaf. I know you're pain... Ugh...
*Remembers Melbourne camp and literally being spitting distance from the train station... Because we totally didn't check that...*)
*wakes up*
*noticed stormbunny*
(Why was a bunny in a tree...?)
*She looked over, took the new bunny in her hands, and pulled it into the cuddle*
(Because Snow Stormbunny climbs trees)
*ears flop over face*
*twitches and looks at Rose*
Aww...
*She pulled Stormbunny into her arms and nuzzled her head softly*
*snuggles up next to stormbunny*
*licks snow bunny between the ears*
*jumps up and runs a bit away*
*sits on her rump*
*purrs loudly*
*remembers Mycroft and Snow being bunnies and smiles* :)
Snow, your profile picture is so adorabubble. :)
*twitches*
*isn't use to so much attention*
*wiggles out of Roses arms and tumbles to the ground*
*wounds if her friend, Mycroftbunny is around*
*frowns because he probably isn't*
(*looks at star* are you psychic?!)
*starts running around*
*bangle manages to get caught on a low laying branch of a bush*
*is stuck*
*She pouted as the bunnies run off. She snuggled the kitty tighter to her chest*
*purrs and darkness starts swirling around her*
*stop purring when the darkness doesn't go away*
*swipes at it, her paw going through it*
*gets up as the darkness coils around her kitty form*
MEW!
*ears flop down again and she sumbles around, bumping into roses leg and falling on her side*
*squeaks*
Now the phone rings...SERIOUSLY ITS QUARTER AFTER 8am.-Zaf
*tries to get away*
*still is stuck*
(@Zaf I don't think fate wants you to sleep...)
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