This time next week, many of you will have the final book in your hands. Most of you will be reading it. Some of you will be finished it.
I am so utterly delighted with the book and how it turned out — I really think it's the best one of the series — and so I am thrilled with the trailer that artist extraordinaire Tom Percival has come up with.
The clocking is counting down...
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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«Oldest ‹Older 4201 – 4400 of 4721 Newer› Newest»*hugs Silente as well* (*read her comment laters than theirs*)
*falls asleep on bench*
(*nods* Bub.)
*whereas if I try to extend the letter on Fabi, I just seem to go FabibibibBUBBLES
*sighs and shakes head*
*stays put and stares to the sky*
Bye Egg!
(Or you could have just poofed and dropped me. I'm gonna say that!)
*drops from the sky in a free fall*
*when she gets close to the ground she mistifies*
*solidifies, laughing*
*freezes time in sleep*
*watches Dug*
That looks fun.
*eyelids slowly droop and falls asleep*
Everyone calls me Bubble/somevariationthereof nowadaysssssss.
If I chose to, I could be like SilenteTC and moan that it was un-personifying (like, she dunt like people calling her 'vampire'.)
But as bubbles are cool, I shall take it as a mark of Respect. *nods*
*makes time start again*
*still asleep*
*nightmares start*
*dreams about her whole packs murder, sees her mutilated father*
*screams and wakes up*
It is! Do you wanna try? We just gotta hold hands or else you might go splat.
Er...do you promise not to make me go splat?
(Be back later. Lunch.)
Ravel: She's fine. She's awake, just a bit stunned.
*scream wakes me up* what is it? Who's thew?
*looks at him and smiles*
oh, it was nothing...just a nightmare
Nightmare?
(Kk Amy! ^.^)
Of course Sil! I don't want you to go splat!
*grabs her hand a d turns into mist*
*floats really high up*
*solidifies, still holding Silente's hand*
Ashlea: *climbs up the treehouse and knocks on the door* hello?
Yes...no biggie
*screams which then turns into a laugh*
*keeps hold of Dugs hand*
(BAck.)
Sophia: That makes sense. *sits on her bed*
... *hugs Ashlea*
Everything matters, what was the nightmare?
(Wb, Draggie!)
*laughs as they plummet to the ground*
*when they are about 3 feet above the ground she turns into mist*
*floats down so they're on the ground and solidifies*
Did you like it?
Manuel: *stays standing* Are you going to fall over now?
Ashlea: *hugs Leri back*
*sighs*
I always get nightmares about my pack's massacre...and I was *voice shakes* helpless
Let me help, who did it?
*grinning like a fool, eyes bright*
That's ace! I'm not surprised you do it a lot.
*grabs and breaks Dug's neck*
*nah joking*
*she wouldn't do that*
*probably*
Sophia: I'm on my bed. But maybe.
*holds Ashlea's hands*
Gethie: *approaches Ashlea and Leri* This unit wishes you to understand that engaging in reproductive rituals with a member of a different species will yield no results. It is a pointless exercise.
*quiet* You don't have to do anything...I don't know...it may have been...*shakes head* no they wouldn't have...
Please, tell me
Manuel: Then I shall stay here. If you don't mind..
Ashlea: *smiles at Leri then looks at Gethie* *blushes bright red and a look of shock and embarrassment crosses her face* E..I....e...uh....a....*stares in shock at the Geth*
*sighs* Well, there was this scientific experiment that involved using wereanimals. the aim was to controlthem to be used as an army...
I was taken and experimented on, but my pack swooped in and destroyed the organisation.
I don't know if they died or anything...but they are the only ones I can think of having a grudge with my pack ...but I don't have any leads
(O.o Silente....)
*laughs*
Yeah, it's fun. But I try not to do it too much or else it might not be as fun.
*looks at Silente's face*
*looks away*
*looks at Silente's face*
*looks away*
*jumps on Silente and starts nomming her face*
Well, it's a start *door opens to research facility* after you
Sophia: I don't. *lays back on her bed, rolling up her dress slightly so she can draw her pistols* *draws both of them, and places them on the pillow before she rests her head on it*
... I... *holds Ashlea close*
Gethie: The fact that you are both of the same gender classification also is an indication that reproductive behaviour will not yield desired results. It is a limiting factor to the actions you can perform.
*sees Ashlea's face*
There is an 79.67% chance you are shocked. This unit wishes to apologise.
Thank you
*steps through*
you are a great friend, you know?
(Werefish!!!!)
(Gethie!
*stares at the Geth in horror*)
*holds Dug away from her easily*
*by the shoulders*
*savagely attacks her beck, ripping her jugular out*
*wait what?*
*no wait she just keeps you away by the shoulders*
(A werefish...AWESOME!)
*steps through* I know *facility is abandoned with blood everywhere* were just after your pack left. Now we wait
*struggles, trying to eat Sil's face*
Me! Want! Face!!!!
(Um... what's happening with Sil..?)
Ashlea: *still staring, horrified that the Geth thought of that*
*has no words*
*still bright red*
*possibly about to faint*
Manuel: *watches her remove the guns and hopes they won't go off that close to her face* *safety is probably on*
Okay *waits patiently*
No! Eat! Face!
*smashes an elbow into her jaw*
*headbutrs her nose*
*shoves her away kicking her between the l-*
(uh...ignore that...Sil is being weird... Let ne retype that..)
No! Eat! Face!
*keeps Dug away*
*after a while a few people enter plotting revenge*
Inky, I can't save your pack you know. Only help you find out who did it.
... *looks shocked at the Geth*
Gethie: This unit wishes to apologise. We understand this is information organics wish to keep private.
Sophia: And yes, I sleep with a pillow underneath my gun rather than the other way around.
*pouts, still struggling*
But I want face! And you're not using yours right now!
(*is extremely weary of Silente right now*)
Manuel: I suppose it makes it easier to access the gun.
Ashlea: *still looks shocked*
*rather strained voice*
Thank you...Geth...good to know...
(Gtg! Bye!)
*smiles* I know
Bye dugg
However, I can help you get revenge on them.
(Okay imma out what she's saying in brackets)
[My face!
*moves her hands quickly, twisting Dugs head until her neck cracks and drops hee body to the ground, dusting her hands off*
*nods*]
My face!
*shoves Dug gently backwards and away*
Sophia: It does. I think this dress is too uncomfortable to sleep in. Would you mind turning away?
Gethie: This unit welcomes you.
... Did it... just...?
you really don't have to...its my problem
Orpheus: Hello miss Jazz. What was I right about?
Manuel: *turns his back and closes his eyes*
Ashlea: yep...it just...
I want to help *opens New door to just after massacre* *steps through*
Orpheus: aww. Why won't you tell me El? I love hearing when I'm right about stuff.
(Here for a little bit longer
Um, what's wrong with her?!)
*collapses on the ground*
Face.... Face.....Face.....
Sophia: *unzips her dress and removes it, before getting into bed properly with the duvet covering her*
Gethie: There are several extranet sites you can access if you need advice on the issue.
... I... I don't understand... How could it know?
(I'm back! Is Zaf still on?)
*follows him*
Thank you *smiles*
(Wb Amy!! I haven't seen her for a while..)
*notices Amy*
*smells her face*
*jumps up and pounces on Amy*
*jumps right through her because she's a ghost*
*sighs and collapses again*
(Hello amethyst)
Inky, stay here
*walks up to men who killed the werewolves* you shouldn't have done that.
(Not sure. She's being weird.)
[*stands over Dug and smiles*
*lashes a kick into her ribs before stamping hard on her leg, turning it to mush, and stamping on her neck* bye bye.]
My face. Mine.
Orpheus: probably. Ne especially.
Manuel: *still has his back turned*
Ashlea: ..I...I don't...I...er...
*solidifies*
Dugglyn! *pounces on her*
*withers on the ground*
*weakly tries to push Amy off*
Face.... Face....
(Omg Ed ur a genius! That's my fav creepypastas catchphrase XD
)
Uh, okay *watches *
Sophia: You can turn back around now.
Gethie: Scans suggested increases in oestrogen, dopamine, norepinephrine, serotonin, oxytocin and vasopressin, and Creator-Leri'Heesa's dextro-amino equivalents. This would indicate you are both experiencing the emotion of love.
[*screams in pain*
*the scream is then cut off as her neck snaps*
*lies there, dead*]
Orpheus: yes. And you. You should try be right more. *nods* so what was I right about?
*gets off Dugglyn*
*offers hand to help her up*
[*sad music plays and the whole world goes grey*]
(Dugg...)
*grads Amy's hand but doesn't have enough energy to pull herself up*
Face... Face...
(Plot twist: Dugglyn goes colour-blind.)
*pulls Dugglyn up*
*moves face closer* Here, Dugglyn! Nom?
[(I know, it's so horrible!)]
Manuel: *turns back around, eyes hovering on the dress for a small moment* Comfortable?
Ashlea: *blushes* Geth you shouldn't scan people!
[*laughs at her screams and smiles when she dies*
Hmm. That was fun.
*nudges the body with her foot*]
(I love you people. XD)
Sophia: I think so.
*squeezes Ashlea's hand* ... I'm... I'm a little scared...
Gethie: Geth do not intend to pry. It was an observation.
[(Dragona: XD)]
*noms Amy's face*
*sighs happily*
Thanks!
*pulls out a face flavored lollipop and eats it*
Ah, that feels better!
(Gtg! Bye!!)
(Good bye, Dugglyn!)
(@Ell: Right-left-diagonal-up-down-backwards-forwards-straight-curvy-circular-multiple directions-invisible directions-nonexistent directions-indecipherable directions back atcha. :))
(Byii Dugg)
[*the body doesn't move*]
*the first screams as he ages incredibly fast until he is a skeleton* *punches the second sending him down then slices him in two with a sword* *the third tries to run but falls* *rams a metal bar through his stomach leaving him attatched to the tree then sends electricity down it*
*walks back to inky* all done *opens door to blogland*
Orpheus: sure!
*takes her hand and the world dims again*
*people's colours once again flare up*
*amy is a very light grey and swirling*
*Dug is a slate grey colour*
*Sil is black and bubbling*
(Love you too Stary!!)
*stares at him* that was awesome! *goes back to blog land*
Thank you ever so much *smiles*
@Dugglyn: *repeats what I said to Elleniii*
(*can't be bothered to type it all again XD*)
Manuel: You only think so?
Ashlea: so am I...
[*twists into El driving a punch into her stomach then cracking one up into her chin as a blur*
*wraps a hand around her throat and squeezes tightly*]
*walks over to Silente and hugs her*
That's ok *once back gets a drink* drink?
*looks at Amy*
Hello.
Orpheus: and you say I can't call her the dark one.
*smiles* ok, thank you... I better not have much tho... Someone has to take care of you when you're pissed
Sophia: I'm more comfortable than wearing the dress, but I'm starting to see double...
Gethie: This unit did not wish to scare Creator-Leri'Heesa or Ashlea. We observed changes in the chemical balances in your brains and wished you to know the illogical sexual practices you are engaged in.
*pauses*
This unit apologises for the previous statement.
[*flies backwards not loosening her grip, even when she smashes into a tree*
Love you El.
*crushes her throat*]
Hello.
*offers Silente some candy*
Me? drunk? I never, *drinks a bottle and gives inky a bottle* no such thing as top much drink
*takes bottle and drinks* Sure...just enough so you you throw up everywhere? *scoffs* yea..you get pissed
(yes he does.)
Orpheus: *eyes roll back into his skull and his grip tightens, the images that just happened in the brackets flooding his, and as a side effect, El's mind*
Manuel: That doesn't sound very good.
Ashlea: That's...fine Geth...
Really? When was the last time I got pissed?
[*drops El and licks the blood from her hands*
*smiles and puts El and Dug side by side*
Friends.]
Earlier...you threw up on the bar and walked into a wall
(Back for a bit!)
[*if the body could talk it would be screaming Elleni's name*
*but, because it's dead, it just lies there*
*suddenly a sword cuts off Silente's head*
*Dugglyn stands behind Silente*
*PLOT TWIST!*]
Sophia: Probably not. Ryncol. Strong stuff. *sighs*
Gethie: That is good.
Apart from then, I never get drunk
[*ducks under the sword and frowns at Dug*
No.]
Orpheus: *releases El's hand*
S-sorry..
[(This is amusing.)
(*realizes what she said* *laughs* my brain has broken back!!!)]
At the ball... you threw up many times before sleep singing and walking
*arches eyebrow* What would you do if I wasn't there to clean up after you?
[*grins evily* yes.
*screams loudly*
(Ut oh. Something's wrong. Dugglyn is evil. I can feel it! MWAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHh!!!!!!! MY BRAIN IS BROKEN!!_!!!!!!!!)]
Manuel: Indeed. Maybe you should sleep...or have a glass of water.
Ashlea: *nods at the Geth*
*shouts back at El*
THIS IS SPARTA!
*grins*
Probably drink more? The ball was a one off, I am incredibly serious about drinking *drinks another bottle*
[*covers her ears before the scream happens*
No!]
Orpheus: vision..
SPARTA!! SPARTA!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!
[YES!
*swings her sword and keeps screaming*]
Sophia: I can have a glass of perfection, if you're offering. In the cupboard to your right. There are some glasses and a few bottles of alcohol. Perfection is somewhere there.
Gethie: It is unusual for a human to love a Creator.
*sarcastic* Sure
*keeps drinking*
*hiccups*
*frowns at the look on El's face*
*is here*
this wine tastes funny, like poison *collapses not breathing*
(Hey Zaf!
Gtg! Bye!
And watch out.... the world is going to die.....)
Ed!
*feels dizzy*
Whats....poison?
Help! Somebody! *screams*
Orpheus: its what's happening in her head.
Manuel: Water is said. Not alcohol..
Ashlea: okay...
[*ducks under the sword and kicks dug in the chest sending her flying back*]
Hello zaf
Sophia: I never said it was alcohol.
Gethie: A common racial slur towards the Creators, often used by humans, is "Suit-Rat".
*Checks rise and fall of his chest*
*realizes he isn't breathing*
Ed! *cries*
*doesn't know what to do*
*Slaps him across the face*
Somebody!
*remains unconscious*
What do I do ?!
Somebody!
*grabs Zanida* Where is Leif?
Zanida: Poof
*hands a bag of candy to Zafira*
Hope you get better soon. :)
Orpheus: oww. That hurt. The dark one is psycho.
(Is back for a bit longer)
[(It was a reflection)
*curses and turns into mist so the kick doesn't connect*]
(Shoot. Nm. Lunch)
Does ANYONE know how to cure someone who has been poisoned?
Orpheus: Er. Yes.
Ashlea: She's not a suit rat!
Manuel: *goes and gets the perfection along with one glass for Sophia* *pours and hands the glass to Sophia*
[If chew wanna.]
Ashlea! Do you know how to cure someone who has been poisoned?!
*runs over to Elleni and hugs her*
(Parents turned off the wifi last night. Sorry I couldn't make it to the after party... It was probably bête off without me anyway....)
Hello Death!
Ashlea: poisoned?!
evening everyone.
Hello death
(Chloe - Gethie does. So does Leri, actually.)
Gethie: This unit did not claim otherwise. We were pointing out that the insult is used by humans in reference to the Creators.
*snuggles against Ashlea* ... They do call us that...
Sophia: *starts drinking it* I didn't say it wasn't alcohol, either.
Hello em
(hey Em ^^)
Yes.. Ed was drinking wine and he said it was poisoned...
he is unconscious and isn't breathing !
(Hey death! Hey Em!)
*waves at El*
Morning guys...
*Cuddles Em*
Ily3
... I know about poisons... I think... I spent some time in the medical bay of the Nezyya...
Gethie: This unit has seventy three files concerning toxins and poisons.
Hello Emerald!
Morning guys...
*Cuddles Em*
Ily3
Leri..Geth, can you please help *tears well up* I don't know what to do...
*whispers to Elleni* Is something wrong?
Gethie: This unit will assist.
*hugs Ashlea* ... Can you come with me?
ROSE!!! *grins*
Blogger, why are you screwing up and replaying my comments...? Ugh!
I dedicate this page to trust. It's a great thing to have. And it hurts like Hell when your parents don't have any left when it comes to you.
:/
Ashlea: they are bad..and wrong..
Manuel: *sighs* you are only going to worsen your hang over.
*frowns at El*
*drops her hand and stops waving*
Orpheus: ...
Thank you Geth *smiles*
Ashlea: sure...
Hey Loki.
*She cuddled him tightly*
What did I miss...?
Gethie: This unit requires assistance in locating the poisoned.
Sophia: Then stop me.
Manuel: I doubt I'd be able to..you might shoot me.
*points to Ed* its him
*points to his wine bottle* that's the poison
Orpheus: your friend is certainly....special.
Nothing much, Leif messed with Zan
(Me? Literally nothing. This wasn't planned.)
*Roland had left Rose on the couch, covering her with a blanket and stoking the fire again. He made sure she was warm.
He glanced out at the snow again as he walked to Ariana's room. When he got there, Ariana was sitting up in her cot, cooing at Marrok but the cub was still asleep.
Roland picked her up and sat on the rocking chair with her on his lap. He took off her pyjama top and gasped in delight.
Her wings had sprouted through. They were small, not even covering half of her back but they were beautiful grey colour and soft to the touch. He smiled as he picked up her little baby brush from the locker and began to gentle brush the feathers, humming to Ariana.*
Aww... Leif...
(Actually no. She's sat in my head staring at nothing and grinning....I think she has actually lost it.)
(Back)
[*solidifies and screams again*]
Zanida: Do you guys want your child?
(could be worse. She could be rocking.)
[*covers her ears again and grins at Dug*
DUGGY!]
(Ooooooooo! Sil the character has lost it? Cool! So have I!!!!!)
*She mumbled something quietly under her breath when se felt Roland leave. She rolled into where he had been laying and snuggled into the warmth. She didn't understand why he could always be so warm and so perfect all the time. It was amazing.
She heard him leave the room and looked up, watching him climb the stairs towards Ariana's room. She smiled, pulled the blanket tightly around herself, and followed. She stood in the doorway, watching the two silently*
*hugs Dugglyn*
*wonders what is going on, something seems a little off*
[*grins back at Silente. It's not her normal grin, this one is darker, more sinister*
Silly!!]
(Yea, I know. But Amethyst can't see what is going on in...the other world? Or whatever that other place is. :|)
()
Do I want my child? Zanida, my dear, I will happily rip out your throat if you harm either of my children.
[*nods at Dug*
*nods again*
*steps back into a portal quickly and pops out behind dug, gagging her with her own hair*
Sush.]
Orpheus: *isn't looking at anything*
[(Um, I can't!)
*glances at Elleni and her reflection*
*doesn't care about her reaction, she had never used it before*
*feels a small twing of sadness about El, but it's not much*
*old her would have been crying but not anymore*]
(Oh... well... So that means those events could actually happen anytime now if Silente actually lost it?)
Zanida: I haven't hurt them!
*takes Leif who vanishes and appears in his mother's arms*
*Roland took his time, making sure that all her feathers were straight and brushed. He kissed her on the head.*
Roland: They are beautiful, little one. You are developing quite quickly. Do they hurt?
*He knew that she couldn't answer him back. He gently pulled one out it's full length, Ariana didn't notice. That was good and he had to keep it that way if they were to grow stronger.*
(Sorry, internet.)
Sophia: I won't shoot you.
Gethie: *goes to Edward* Scans suggest a concentrated dose of poison was introduced into his body via alcohol.
*goes to Edward* *activates her computer*
Gtg, bye
Byii Ed
Manuel: Wouldn't you?
Ashlea: *goes with Leri*
(Good bye, Edward.)
(Well, we can presume Geth and Leri managed to fix him.)
(yea)
Sophia: Of course not. *drinks more alcohol*
Orpheus: *blinks, coming back to himself and focusing on Elleni's face*
()
*She cuddled Leif tightly to her chest and smirked at Zanida*
See? Ain't he a little beaut?
[(You can just say it was a reflection El! I don't care if they're plot holes, it's just a random role play)
*doesn't struggle*
*she get escape if needed*]
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