Okay then, here are the locations and dates for my Ireland/UK tour.
AUGUST
29th: Waterstones, Ringwood — 11AM — signing
Waterstones, Bournemouth — 3PM — signing
30th: Waterstones, Bluewater — 1PM — signing
31st: Dun Laoghaire — details to be confirmed — fan event and signing
SEPTEMBER
5th: Village Books, Dulwich — 6.30PM — fan event and signing
6th: WHS, Milton Keynes — 11AM — signing
WHS, Sheffield — 3PM — signing
7th: Waterstones, Newcastle — 12 NOON — signing
11th: Easons, Galway — 4PM — signing
13th: Easons, Belfast — 11AM — signing
14th: Easons, Limerick — 2PM — signing
19th: Hodges Figgis, Dublin — 6PM — signing
And then, of course, on the 27th, we're all going to be dragged into the Theatre of Shadows...
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*Throws the fire at George.*
*snaps the air, super speeding the fire*
(It's a food. Kind of like oatmeal. Or maybe couscous. Brown rice?
It's not really like any of those, but it's a super-healthy food and everyone's obsessed with it.)
*Rolls to standing position, drawing glitter-sword*
Why are you throwing herbs at us?
*Explodes, leaving ash and a small crater*
~~
In actuality, George illusioned the explosion, and is currently stopping, dropping and rolling.
: an annual herb (Chenopodium quinoa) of the goosefoot family that is native to the Andean highlands and is cultivated for its starchy seeds which are used as food and ground into flour; also : its seeds
*senses George through the air currents*
*throws another fireball*
Hey hey hey everyone.
The dictionary disagrees
Hello, Mademoiselle.
*Rolls away from this one, barely missing it*
*the crater disappears*
~~
While quinoa the plant may be classified as an herb, it's a grain for culinary purposes. Like how a cucumber is a vegetable for culinary purposes.
(Hello Emerald!)
*Makes the world look sparkly to anyone in the near vicinity*
I politely disagree
(*stares at the Avengers*
SO
MANY
DAMN
PLOT HOLES
MUST
RESIST
RANTING...)
I impolitely disagree!
Because it's good for you!
*walks up to George and grabs him by the arm*
*Makes Jag's vision even sparklier/dizzier*
*Attempts to yank arm away*
Let to of me!
*grabs his other arm*
*forces the George's arms behind his back, resisting the urge to sit down*
Knock it off. Right now.
*squeezes tighter*
You knock it off!
*Kicks backwards*
*headbutts the back of George's head*
Your kicks won't affect me.
Ow!
*Pulls forwards, then backwards, then abruptly forwards again*
*If Jag is tense, or his arms are locked, he'll likely be forced to stumble backwards*
*stays where he is*
(He's really good at this)
*let's go of one of George's arms and karate chops his neck*
(Instant knockout)
*Eye roll*
(Nope, I have to rant.
*SPOILERS*
Marvel films are TERRIBLE. I mean, no thought goes into them.
Loki gets himself captured and imprisoned on the SHIELD flying-boat-thing.
Then Fury said that the prison Loki was in was built for something stronger than him - hinting at the Hulk.
And the Hulk is stronger than Thor.
Yet Thor managed to put a crack in the glass. So it OBVIOUSLY wouldn't be able to hold the Hulk, despite Fury saying that it was built for that purpose.
Also: On the boat Loki did NOTHING beneficial to him. In fact, he actually weakened his own position.
So in the general plot of the movie, Loki did nothing much on the boat - he didn't really have to be there. Hawk-Eye did all the work.
The only thing he DID do was kill Coulson. Which he actually DIDN'T if you watch the Marvel television series. Or something. Idk that bit confuses me but I'm pretty sure Coulson didn't end up dying.
In any case, he stabbed Coulson. Which gave the Avengers like a push to fight together.
So... the only thing Loki DID do on the boat was stab a guy who managed to survive, which made the Avengers pull together better.
So he didn't have to be there. The only reason why he WAS there was to advance the plot. BAD FILM MAKING.
In the film though, the only thing he actually did was cause himself to get defeated. Which is stupid.
Also: Why the hell can't Thor pick up his hammer for like thirty seconds after he falls out of the boat? IT'S NEVER EXPLAINED.)
Nah
George is knocked out
(*MORE SPOILERS*
Then there's Banner. He manages to find the rest of the Avengers VERY conveniently in a huge city which is currently under alien attack...
What are the chances? Of him turning up exactly when he's needed, on the same street at the same time as the rest of the group? And he conveniently is able to control his powers now because, you know, he has to stop the giant alien thing which looks like something copied from Transformers.
Also... Captain America. I haven't seen the Captain America films but I kind of get the gist that he's supposed to be a super SOLDIER.
And he's TERRIBLE at aiming.
Then there's The Black Widow who can use an alien weapon seconds after picking it up. I assume that alien weapons would be kind of, y'know, different, and not all would use triggers or any kind of other familiar firing system.
And I kind of get that Asgardians are supposed to be bulletproof and everything... which means they must have THICK skin or something.
If I know my guns right (which I THINK I do), the SHIELD soldiers at the start were using M4A1 carbines. And I think the woman-shield-agent-at-the-start was using a Glock... maybe the 19. Not sure about that. But I think it's the 19.
In any case, the M4A1 fires rounds at... Hm. I think about 850... maybe up to 880 metres per second.
And Loki isn't hurt by it.
Yet Thor gets injured by a KNIFE.)
An asgardian knife
(It's STILL a knife. Who made it doesn't matter. Unless it's a magic knife or something. But it's never shown or explained as being. Therefore it's just a knife, really. :P)
It's just a movie. Don't be over thinking bout it or worrying about it.
Only things that I worry about is that if me and my son is going to enjoy it and I enjoy and he loves The Avengers!
Some movies are just meant to be enjoyed.
(Hey guys!
Wbd!)
Carry on my wayward son!
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest!
Don't you cry no more!!!!
Love this song soooooooooooo much!!!
Hey Rosey *hugs*
(*Cuddles Em*
Hai!)
Hi Deathy!!
Hi Emerald!!!!!
Hi anyone who I didn't see lurking in the shadows!!!!
How be's yous?!?!
How be's yous eyes?!?!
Also, a Skulduggery Pleasant comic/graphic novel sounds cool!! I would totally be interested!!
Want to continue from earlier or are ye busy??
Emerald, can I call you Emmy?
(I'm good thanks Dugg! How are you?
Sure, Em! I'll read it while and if I'm doing something, I'll formulate a reply in my head and reply I it when I have the time!)
(I remember I wanted to set up a Skulduggery radio station at one time but couldn't get people involved. Ah well. Hey Duggy!! And yeah sure, most people do anyway.)
*Lorcan had made a new fire pit just at the entrance of the cave. He had to keep lookout and the sound of the river was peaceful.
Casha was lying down beside him at one side, he could feel the baby kicking against his leg and he smiled as he placed a hand on the bump.*
Lorcan: Wish I knew what gets you all excited little one...
I'm good!!!!!
Yep!
Purple marshmallows!!! They are good!
But beware, the blue marshmallows, the evil ones, sometimes disguise themselves as purple marshmallows. And the blue marshmallows are EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH YEAH YEA BUT YOU KNOW IF I AM A SPAZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The radio station sounds really cool!!!!!!!!!
How did people not get involved?!?!?!
*Trip seems to materialise from thin air behind Lorcan*
You work fast, my boy.
HI TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW BE'S YOUS EYES?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Rose: *She started to stir in her sleep, her hands wildly grasping and searching the floor beside her. She pulls herself up quickly, a hand pressed against her forehead*
Diablo: *He watches Rose wake up, frowning, before turning to Lorcan*
Anything I can help you with?
((I see...-Zaf
(Hey Zaf!)
HI ZAFFY!!!!!!!
HOW BE'S YOUS EYES?!?!?!
(It is still the biggest mystery to me. I think the thought of running something like that frightened people lol)
(Hey Trip, the timeline has changed lol this is now a year and a half since he last saw him and Casha is 7 months gone.)
*Lorcan shot up, ready to beat off a bounty hunter but sighed when he saw Trip.*
Lorcan: Don't scare me like that you fucker!!! I thought a bounty hunter had gotten into the cave, I was about to beat you up!
*Casha stirs slightly.*
Lorcan: Come on, we'll talk outside, she needs her rest.
My eyes are gone. I lost them in a high stakes knife fight along with the deed to the mole kingdom.
(Hey Zaffy!!!! xx)
*Lorcan looks back at Casha and Rose before looking at Diablo.*
Lorcan: Just make sure the girls are okay and comfortable. Please.
*chuckles lightly, speaking quietly*
You, beat me up. *follows him out*
So, what was all that crap about you being platonic?
...
And yet agina, I am forced to ask... Trip, are you sane?
Oh that's too bad.
I would offer you my left one, it's name is also Trip, but it got kinda chewed.
*glares at Silente and Amy*
People have a tendency to eat my left eye.
*again
(Sorry I poofed.)
(('Sup Zaf?))
...
And yet again, I am forced to inform you Snow, no I am not.
I kinda doubt it Snow. I don't think anyone here but me is sane!
*gurlumfs*
Just as I feared...
*Lorcan smirks as he skims a stone over the water.*
Lorcan: What can I say, true love prevails, and plus look at how beautiful that girl is. Plus we've been travelling together nearly 2 years, we kinda figured we would fall for one another.
How did you find me? And more importantly why did you find me?
Hmmm....
I'm hungry....
*thinks*
*thinks*
*thinks*
All this thinking is making me hungrier!
*sees Trip*
*smiles evily*
*puts sugar and salt on his face*
*noms his face*
Rose: *She shakes her head, still reeling from whatever nightmare she had*
I hate the dark...
*She curled her legs to her chest, her face pressed tightly into her knees*
Diablo: *He nods and sits beside Rose, looping an arm over her shoulders. She shies away from him so he takes his arm back to his side and drapes it in his lap*
HI SNOW!!!!!
*sprinkles salt and sugar on her face*
*noms her face*
I've come to the conclusion that no one here is sane. Maybe a few people, I don't really know...
*jumps up and down*
Am I sane Snow?
*looks at Dug*
My face is inedible.
*gives apple*
Oh, I was in the area, and I just thought I'd drop in and see how you were.
Just like I said you would. You should have just listened to me from the start lad.
No, Dug, you are not. But that is a good thing.
G2g
*takes the apple*
*looks at it*
*smells it*
*listens to it*
*conks Snow on the head with it*
*noms Snow's face some more*
Oh, come on! It tastes great!
Toodles!
*Casha stirs and groans slightly in her sleep but doesn't wake. There's a slight silver glow pulsating from her womb as the baby moves around to get comfortable inside.*
*Lorcan smirks again*
Lorcan: Yeah well, you can stop gloating now dick.
We're still being hunted down by bounty hunters, have had a few close calls already. Plus Alexis wants Casha and the baby dead...
And the baby is... wow. It has some power to it.
*He pauses as he skims another stone, thinking about his child.*
It's frightening, the power that baby has.
Bye Snow!!!
And I know being sane isn't good! It's boring!!
*IS here to wait for Alastair*
Bye Twip!!!!
*noms his face on last time*
(Emerald - I agree, there are films supposed to be enjoyed. But for the highest-grossing-non-James-Cameron-movie, I kind of expect more...
I mean, I like some marvel films... Well tbh I only like the first two Iron Man films (the rest of them seem really bad to me), but with the Avengers I thought, "Maybe they'll have put more thought into it, since it's supposed to be big"... I didn't expect a film 99.9% of the plot being carried along by luck and convenience, with the occasional amusing comment made by Tony Stark with an incredibly generic, poorly thought out villain who for most of the film does nothing whatsoever.
Although I see why some people like it... I just find it bad, really.)
Hi Adra!!
Can I eat your face?
I like to eat faces....!
Heh, of course she does...
God, I can remember when she was just a sweet little girl. *sighs* Still, power? In what way?
Adwa!
No, thank you. I, nor Alastair will like that..
Twip
Diablo: *He watches the silver glow with utter confusion, shaking his head slightly*
Odd...
Rose: *She continues to cry silently, her face hidden*
*sits on a rock, somewhere in Blogland*
*is literally vibrating with energy*
I'm bored. I need to be hyper!!!!!!
*thinks*
I know! I'll go eat people's faces!!!!
*stands up*
Bloglandians, I know what I'm going to do today!
What's up friend?
I'm waiting for you on the call!!
Ok Adra! I won't!
(Someone should probably lock Dugglyn in a box or something.)
(Hey Addy. And I get you Dragona.)
Lorcan: Power dude. It completely took over Casha yesterday and it has this forcefield that can literally break bones and whatever else and it has some rad healing powers.
Just... power!!
*Casha stirs again, slightly breathless as she winces in her sleep. The sweat is evident on her forehead now. The pulsing glow getting slightly stronger.*
Iye see. Well, won't be long now.
Thanks, Dugglyn.
(Hey!!!!!)
*takes out a couple caffeinated energy drinks*
*drinks two of them*
*puts the rest away*
*turns into mist*
*the mist is changing colors and letting off sparks*
*floats quickly to the town*
By the way...
*glares at Draggie and Emmy*
There is no way you are locking me up!
((Sigh.-Zaf
Or you Zaffy!
((Hi.-Zaf
Wow.
*picks up a stone with a small stream of energy and skims it far across the water. He takes a moment to admire his throw and then continues*
Well, if you ever need any help containing supercharged ultra babies you know where to find me. I actually have a few facilities available to me that may be if use in this situation.
(Hey people who just popped in!
Diablo: *He frowns at Casha and rises to his feet. He doesn't know if he should get Lorcan not*
Better safe than sorry...
*She jogged out of the cave and looked around quickly for the silver mage, spotting him with another man*
Lorcan...? I think you should see this... Casha's having a slight struggle and the baby... It's freaky...
(Hi ZAFFY! Wanna continue from last night?)
Okay Trip!
((What's wrong Zaf?))
((Yes!-Zaf
Astrid: *has placed Rose in a spare room*
*Lorcan looks worried as he heads into the cave. His eyes grow wide with fear as he sees Casha's now glowing bump.*
Lorcan: What the... Casha? Baby, can you hear me? Wake up for me baby.
*Casha doesn't wake but he can tell that she's in a deep sleep or dream. But what was the baby doing?*
(GOD FUCK YOU ALL LOL
I ded to this weird baby, can't wait to start developing it properly and also to a nice organized ITunes, that makes me happy :)
Oh and all you weirdos, love you x)
*when she arrives in the town she floats above the people, observing them*
*finally her eyes rest on a woman who appears to have green blood*
*giggles happily*
Ooooooooo! Green blood! I haven't tried that kind yet!
(Dugglyn she's probably diseased or something idk.)
*stops at the entrance to the cave, struck by a force that he can't physically feel. He continues in, eyes glossing over*
Mein Gott...
(Or a Vulcan.)
No, Draggie, people have different colors of blood! I have blue blood, Amy has purple blood, Raven has red blood, Elleni has rainbow blood and Silente has silver blood with glitter in it! They all taste good! Mine tastes like blue berries! I really like it!
Elleni!!!!!!!
*puts salt and sugar on her face and glomps*
Rose2: *She wakes up with a yawn and looks around herself, admiring the room*
Beds are nice. I ought to get a bed on Earth. Perhaps a proper house too...
--------
Diablo: *He gestures to the glowing silver around Casha*
Is it supposed to do that...?
*Lorcan frowns at Trip as he keeps trying to wake Casha up.*
Lorcan: Did you just speak German, what's wrong?
*He put his hand on the bump to feel what was happening but he pulled it back quickly, his skin slightly burned but healing straight away.*
Lorcan: What the good fuck?!
*smiles proudly*
Yep!
*frowns a bit*
It was good but then I turned into a Flaming Dodo.
*brightens again*
I found someone with green blood! Would you like to eat her with me? I have salt and sugar and eatible glitter!!!!!
(Or a Salarain.)
(Dugglyn... I worry sometimes. Like what would happen if you went and drank a lucozade. Or anything with sugar in it, really. I'm surprised the world hasn't crumbled by now.)
((Nothing. I just totally feel hopeless with Alexis. Even I want to kill Lorcan's girlfriend.-Zaf))
Astrid: You do not have a bed? *eyes widen*
I DON'T CARE!!!!
*noms her face more*
I've been spending a lot of time in Bavaria recently. Beautiful part of the world, really...
Rawr
(Leri was not speaking. I was speaking. I am not Leri. Leri is dying. :P)
*Valencia sits on the tree trunk, thinking about soft boy moans*
JUBI
Rose2: *She nods and pulls the covers off her, getting to her feet*
Trees are good. And sometimes a nice sunny rock...
Well Draggie, one time I had caffeine! It was my first time (it was this year and mind you, I'm over ten!) Ever! And I haven't had it since, I'm naturally carzy, but I made me feel weird. I felt.... bubbley! And my stomach felt weird to. And I was in school so I couldn't be carzy and I just felt weird. But Dugglyn + sugar is....
Interesting.
It's that way in real life too! Dugglyn is just as carzy as me!!!
Jubjub! *stealthtacklehugs*
HOW'S YOU?
Zanida: Loki...
Did they take the cube?
Zanida: No.
*grabs his sister, vanishing out of the cell, into Zanida's room* Get your lance, and my sceptre.
Zanida: *gets them, then takes out the Tesseract* The guards did not notice. *they go back down to Midgard*
HI JUBI!!!!!!!
NICE TO MEET YOU!!!
(I might have met you before but if I did then we didn't talk much so nice to meet you!)
I'VE HEARD THAT THE WORLD WILL EXPLODE WHEN WE MEET!
SO I'M GLAD TO FINALLY MEET YOU!!!!
How be's yous?!?!
How be's yous eyes?!?
Astrid: Oh, it is rather nice. Good thing you slept, I fixed your hand.
FABI!!!!!!TRIP!!!!! LOKI!!! ELLENI!! DUGGLYN!!DIABLO!! *supermegaracklehugsofdoom*
HAI!!!
I'S GOOD!
Oh, and Elleni, I'm glad you can join me!
*Casually strolls out of a shadowy shadow in the shadows and then proceeds to flop down into a chair made from shadows still in the shadowy area of the shadows*
Hello anyone who's around.
DUGGLYN AND JUBI-BEAN ARE FINALLY MEETING AND I HAVE TO GOOOOOO
[hugs hugs hugs]
[disappears]
Hey Jubi! How are you?
I HAVE HEARD SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES AS WELL, DUGGLYN!
SO HAI! :3
*Lorcan looks frantic now as he gently shakes Casha.*
Lorcan: Casha?! Casha, need you to wake up now babe. Casha!
*Suddenly the forcefield appears and pushes Lorcan back onto the ground, putting pressure on him.*
Lorcan: *whispers* damn child...
*puts salt and sugar on Jubi's face*
*noms it*
HEY BLAKE! HEY DRAGONA! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
NOOO FABII :( BAI! *supermegagoodbyeracklehugsofdoom*
Oh yeah. The Dugglyn-Jubi meet.
Run! Run for your lives! *sprints for the bar, which now has a sign saying "Eternal Doom Shelter. And booze!"*
*is supermegatacklehugofdoom'd out of his chair*
Uh... nice to see you too
I THINK MY FACE IS BEING NOMMED
(I'll be back in 15!))
HI BLAKE!!!!!!!!
*the mist floats behind him*
*it then conks him on the head with an apple*
*floats quickly off*
*doesn't move, just stands and stares at the child*
AND LOOPY WINE!!
I don't feel te earth exploding yet
Or maybe it has and we're just all dead without even knowing it...
Blakey-poo! How are you?
*looks at Elleni confused*
I thought noming people's faces was part of the weird thing pose call manners!
Is it not?
*is completely serious*
TRIPPY!!! WHY YOU RUN!?!?!?
WE JUST GONNA DESTROY THE WORLD!!!!!
AND ELLENI's GONNA HELP TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
**people
Ooh I like destroying the world
CAN I HELP???
Alexis: Maybe this is a sign you do not deserve the child.
*Lorcan strains against the forcefield as he tries to slowly get up. He had to or else he knew he would have some broken bones.*
Lorcan: No, you're okay Trip!! My girl is just unconscious and my child is trying to squash me but you get stage fright you bastard!!!
I and sorry in advance for typos
I'm on my phone and they're painful to correct
Aaarrrrrg! *throws the door open and jumps inside, hiding under a table*
Pls, pls noh.
*Valencia stays posted outside the compound*
*Then goes to the shelter* *Sits*
YES JUBI!!!!!! HELP US!!! PLEASE!!!!!!
TRIP I SHALL MURDER YOUR FAMILY IF YOU SHOULD EVER HAVE THE BALLS TO CALL ME THAT AGAIN.
Ahem.
Please don't call me that.
(Seems I have to go. Bye!)
*the two Asgardians land near Valencia*
YAY!!! *picks up a pointy stick*
I SHALL CALL YOU MR. POINTY AND YOU SHALL HELP ME TAKE OVER THE WORLD
AFTER WE DESTROY IT
Sees Elleni and Trip*
Ooooooooo you got him!
*adds more salt and sugar to his face*
*noms it*
Huh?
Oh my. *runs to Lorcan's side, grabbing his arms and beginning to pull. Energy flows from him and begins to coat Lorcan in and effort to stop further crushing*
Terribly sorry old boy.
(BYE DRAGGIE!!!!!!!)
Nice stick Jubi!
So after we destroy the world we're going to take it over? Cool! My zombie caterpillars can help us!!!!
*whistles*
*suddenly zombie caterpillars appear behind her*
NOOOOOOOOOOO! Not the FACE! *noms Elleni's hands so she drops him and tries to run away*
*His eyes burn with a black fire and his hair stands on end as dark flames erupt around him*
*He turns to face Jazzy*
WHAT.
DID.
I.
JUST.
SAY.
*Lorcan takes a breath after he's pulled to a safe distance as he looks up to see Alexis.*
Lorcan: Lexi... shit.
NO!!!!!
TRIPPY!!! WE WANT YOUR FACE!!!!!!!
*turns into mist*
(The mist is still rapidly changing colors and letting off sparks from all the energy)
*follows him, quickly gaining*
You can not escape me!!!!
Blakeypoo..
I LIKE IT!
zombie caterpillars *nods approvingly* me likey
OKEY! IM READY!
Alexis: It's obvious, some higher power is punishing you. Your own kid doesn't want you.
Hey Alexis. How's the whole psyco ex-girlfriend thing going? Because with that entrance it looks to me as if you're doing a bang up job!
OH GOOD!!!!!
*turns to Elleni*
Can you set Blogland on fire?
My zombie caterpillars will start eating people!
Jubi, what do you want to do?
And Elleni you don't have to set Blogland on fire, you can do something else if you want!
*A pillar of darkness erupts from beneath Jubi and shoots off into space, crashing through a few planets as it goes*
(Btw if people don't notice all the DBZ refereces I'm making I will be sad. Oh and this is not "canon" RP, I'm just screwing around, Blake's not this strong xD)
*Sits in the corner, her arm still almost healed*
Ooooooooo! JUBI CAN FLY!!!!
That looks fun!!!
IF YOU TOUCH ME DYNAMITE FOREST I'M EXPLODING ALL OF IRELAND AND EM-Zaf
*Downs a whole bottle of Tumesoz is one go, and suddenly begins to fly*
I have the power!
*begins to fly at Dugglyn, fist extended, but then suddenly veers off course and hits a tree*
Och, so that's why you shouldn't drink and fly.
*Lorcan looks at Trip with an unimpressed look.*
Lorcan: Try and help the situation, not antagonize it. Would be a great help.
Lexi, look at her. *he points to Casha, who is obviously in pain.*
If you and me were together and you had gotten pregnant, this is what you would be dealing with. If this is the type of pain another silver mage is going through, you would be probably going through ten times this.
And the baby is just getting stronger. It doesn't know who is who apart from it's mother.
I know you're pissed off at me, if it was the other way around, I would be pissed too. But I want you to still be a part of my life, of my child's life.
Clemy can set blog land on fire *nods*
OI CLEMENTINE!!
*clemy swoops in on a rainbow of death*
Nice Elleni!
*hands Jubi and Elleni earplugs*
*runs into a town*
*screams as loud as she can*
*all around her people drop dead*
*laughs*
*in another town zombie caterpillars swarm people, going up their noses and eating their brains*
*they too drop dead but not for long*
*after a couple seconds they begin to shrink and get hairier*
*then the whole town is filled with zombie caterpillars*
*they then March to the next town and repeat the process*
Rose2: *She looks at her new hand in awe, opening and closing it, wiggling her fingers*
Holy... Thank you Astrid!
*She jumps out of the bed and leaps at Astrid, wrapping her arms around the Asgardian*
Thank you so much! Thank you thank you!
----
Rose: *She stands up, still crying but approaches Casha, her hand out*
Casha... Casha, wake up. Casha!
*She glares at Casha, enough to make it feel like a pinch*
CASHA! WAKE UP!
Alexs: Do you realy think it's that simple? Do you?! To spend every day knowing because of Alastair you left me? Every day a reminder of how stupid I am!
I only ever antagonise, it's part of my charm!
But if you insist, fine. I will be sensible and boring.
Astrid: *laughs* You're welcome. Now that you have a hand, is there anything here you'd like to see?
You can join us Trip!
Just start killing people!
Other than Elleni, Jubi, and myself of course!
*Valencia shuts her eyes and leans against the wall*
*slowly gets up, supporting himself on a tree. He turns his head to the heavens and screams*
HOBBITS! WE MARCH!
CLEMY!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
HOW ARE YOU?
*clemy whinnies*
Of course you are!
Ok. You ready to destroy things?
*clemy neighs and tosses her mane*
COOL!
Ok what I need you to do is light EVERYTHING on fire. 'Kay?
*clemy whinnies happily*
COOL BEANS! Let's go! *hops on her and we fly into the sky, clemy breathing out a long stream of fire destroying everything in sight*
*explodes Em and Ireland* THIS MEANS WAR!! *explodes the entire world minus America and Australia*
-Zaf
*The bump pulsates again as Casha tries to wake up.*
Lorcan: No I don't expect it to be that easy Lexi cause I know I've hurt you but hurting Casha or the baby is gonna make me go back to you or make you feel better in the long run.
She didn't take me away from you. I took myself away from you.
And you are far from stupid Lexi, you know it. I was the stupid one to leave but living in the past is not going to make either of us feel better about this.
*grunts, and holds his chest*
Man, that really isn't pleasant.
Derek when i am a famous author you have to read my book. and i am also getting published at Harper Collins too.
oh my goodness i read AOH i love it! i have also pre-purchased TDOTL! loving it
Oh sorry!
YOU CAN HELP!
Alexis: *glares at* You left me. And you have the nerve to say you still want me in your life? If you really wanted me, you'd never have left.
So.... if Zaffy brought in Loki, who is a 100% non-SP related character... could I bring in Goku for a little while and get away with it?
*grabs a flame thrower*
*turns into mist*
*goes over another forest and burns it to a bloody crisp*
Oh
Damn
CLEMENTINE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THERES NOTHING THERE TO DESTROY, YOU CRAZY HORSE!
Rose2: *She shrugs an looks around*
I'd like to explore... How about we just wonder, Astrid? Just meander and take every random corner?
*Exceitment was evident in her voice*
*armoured halflings begin to march from the forest, with some wearing winged helmets falling from the sky. They begin to engage the zombie catapulted, their swords making short work of them*
Yeah.
Get 'em.
Woo.
Bob: My lord, are you drunk?
Whaaaaat? Noooooooo!
oh hi Loki remember me?
Astrid: Sure. *leads out into the halls, just wandering, passing Frigga's chambers, and other noteable places inside the castle*
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