*hugs Star* !!!!! (I told you ye would, soon enough. ;) ) :) :) :) :) :)
@Derek: Um. *hesitant to sign up without knowledge of WHAT she's signing up for?* *like, are there spoilers? :P* Like, COOL, but *doesn't understand* :P
"You think you might know the identity of Prisoner 270914, but do you have any idea of the danger you, yes YOU, are in? And how much YOU will be needed to stop him?
This Friday, will you take one step closer to finding out?"
I tried to as well, since Asgard was not an option, I used America as that is what country I am in. I was denied entry, pathetic Midgardians. They fear the American fans, I can see why.
Alright, it worked. American friends, if you have read the series up until the most recent books, I would go ahead and cheat. The Americans are most likely declined because only three books are released here.
*is interested in the Theatre of Shadows* *yes* *but not interested in spoilers* *and trying to be careful* *distressedly*
... *hisses :P*
@Valencia: OK. Thanks. ^^ And- Derek tweeted saying that it should be open to all, and he'll let y'all know when it's fixed? So, that mightn't be necessary? ^^
I'm justing going to call you ominous. I can't think the work Thrust without laughing, such is my immature mind. Oh i need a second opinion! Shipping two completely straight and already in couples male friends of mine, is it weird or not.
*hugs Star* Well, it's something that you've wanted and you've been waiting for more than two years. I don't see why that SHOULDN'T be big, really. :) *hugs* :) :) :) :) :)
*She takes them high into the air* *Lets go of Silente* *Lets her fall for a little longer, then swoops down and catches Silente* *Sets her down on the ground*
Stay out of this. And Silente Dearest I believe I'm pointing a gun at your head and preparing to shoot you. You get one last phone call and some last words. Go.
*catches the dagger in one hand and throws it right back at twice the speed* Well I also happen to want thus vampire, DEAD, now butt out. *turns to Silente* Now. Or i'll shoot before you get to say any goodbyes.
Fun? I care little of fun anymore. After years of killing her again and again using fun methods only to have her come back i'm going back to the basics. Kill, behead, burn. *smirks at Silente* Tell them I send my regards. Oh and don't worry, I'll leave scraps of your remains at Chiones house. And I'll leave your eyes for Clara. Then finally you can truely give you heart to Matex. Gift wrapped in a box. Goodbye.
My exams are all finished now so I'm happy, but now I've got all this free time and I've got no idea what to do with it. I need to find a hobby or something...
*screams and catches a bullet in her other hand diving aside to avoid the others* *starts getting a nose bleed* Shut up shut up shut up or we'll both die!
*the dust settles* *a small creator can be seen* *all the bullets are on the ground surrounding the crator* *is hunched over in the creator head down eyes closed*
(Syk - I was planning on getting it anyway. Because yeah it sounds/looks awesome and I'm looking forward to it. There are a few games that stand out amongst the others - Destiny looks to be one of them)
*stays curled over* *laughs darkly* Yes. Yes she is. For now. *swivels and grabs James by the throat* *Onwa opens eyes the colours of moonstone and grins with Silentes mouth* But I'll happily teach you a thing or too.
Cool, I'm intending to get the beta but they say the game is more fun with friends, which is a slight problem for me because I don't have any, so I was hoping to friend you if you had a ps4.
What puzzles me is how you are drawn to someone not from your own world. What if I planned to kill you, would you still be drawn to me? You do not know me, Valencia. I also know you live and die. Unless the Midgardians of this meager palace you call Blogland do not age.
(I was playing Mass Effect 3 earlier and I joined a lobby with some Americans. And they were talking whilst playing, so I started talking with them using my headset. And one went to his friend, "Do you know the song Man In The Mirror?" And his friend said, "Yeah I do." And he replied, "I don't know who it's by, but I like it."
I was like "... SERIOUSLY?"
We were playing Silver against the Geth and all was doing well. But it seemed that they had decided that it'd be a good idea NOT to revive people. So when the third American went down, I was the only one who went to revive him - and had to run past a Geth Prime (think of an 8ft tall robot which fires energy pulses) to get to him.
Then I asked them to cover me whilst I was deactivating a device, and did they? No. They moved to the opposite side of the map. Whilst I got cornered by two Geth Pyros with flamethrowers and went down. And they didn't revive me. They didn't even ATTEMPT to revive me. They were too busy thinking of their own points.
So I was like, "Do you even know how to PLAY this game properly?"
Then I was rather happy because then one of them went down and the other one didn't revive him so he died and then the other one had to face three Geth Primes by themselves with a weak character.
*grins* Now. Let me explain to you the difference between me and Silente. Silente changes at night. Where as I, *hand around James neck forms into claws and digs into his skin* I can change what I want when I want. Silente is mercyful. I am not. But, in this one case.. *throws James away and into Spectra*
So now I really have lost that advantage over you. Very well, Valencia. Perhaps if you can stay trustworthy, this 'ship' may work. *eyes Alastair* Look who arrived, Cruciatus.
*laughs at James's unconscious body* Oh its good to be out of that head. *stretches* So very good. *looks around* Hmm. There seem to be few people. Where are they all hiding?
*grins* *the skin on her face begins melting away to reveal a vampires face* *takes a deep breath tasting the different scents in the air* *grins the skin regrowing quickly* *starts heading towards the cave*
Sorry I disappeared, I was called by the mighty force of cake, and five slices of it. Feeling a bit stuffed right now...
Also, I went Cyprus a couple of weeks ago. Unlike other people my family tends to go on holidays during exam time rather than after. Anyway, it was fun.
The best part falls down to the day we went snorkelling and hired a boat.
First of all, congratulations to Star on getting the first comment! Secondly, you people may have wondered why I haven't been on Blogland for a while, and the reason is THE INTERNET. BAH. HUMBUG. The Internet at my house is notoriously flakey, but it cut out for THREE DAYS. THREE DAYS. I only got back online half-an-hour ago. And what am I greeted with? A MYSTERIOUS THING CALLED THE THEATER OF SHADOWS. I am mad at the Internet-people. I am mad at the Internet. But I am NOT mad at Derek, because I don't know what I just signed up for, but I bet it's going to be rather amazing.
*laughs lightly* Oh, gracious. You may intrigue me, Valencia, but that's as far as you'll manage in my book. I'll be interested in the two of you, though. A god and a genetic experiment.
Just act how you want to act, Annika. :) That's what I do. As such, I just end up using the comments section to spam my thoughts as it makes it look like I'm not talking to myself when I am. :P
(I shall be Oscar, I think. I rather like being Oscar.
And I would LOVE to move to Yorkshire! I would love to move anywhere in England, rather. I despise America. Relocating to England is on my bucketlist.)
*throws, uh... prospectuses at Flora because I have loads of them rn*
I am okay. Tired and too hot and fed up of Rotherham (was yet another stabbing today, this town is so not safe -.-) bUT ALSO MEGA HYPER ABOUT THIS NEW EYELINER AASHEEA GAVE ME. It's from Pakistan and it's just... Maaaaaan. If there isn't already a fandom for this eyeliner I will be very confuddled; it's perfect. It's so smooth and it looks so bright, without being overpowering, and you don't have to worry about it running out; it lasts sO LONG. Aasheea has had the same one for a year and it's ONLY JUST running out. I'm just in love with it!
(RRRRRRRRRR. So, I have a 3DS, and a 3DS case. the case is round, and it looks like a 2D Pokéball, alright? Well, I just zipped it up, and the zipper has come off in my hands, so now I have a Pokéball case that is zipped, without a zipper, so I can't get to all the wonderful games inside, and I am VERY IRRITATED.
(LIKE THIS. THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF AWKWARD AND MISERABLE.)
Oh, damn. Now I guess I have to dedicate . . . I would like to dedicate this page to all the OCDs of the world. By this, I mean those who suffer from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, which causes obsession with cleanliness or symmetry or any number of things. But I also dedicate to those who suffer from OCD, Online Character Disorder, which causes obsession with Blogland, role-play, and making perfectly innocent bloggers cry. To the OCDs of the world. I salute you.
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ReplyDelete*SCREAMSSSSSSSSS OSO SO++S+ASUJ HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ReplyDeleteOH M Y GOSH I'VE NEVER GOTTEN A FIRST POIST IN MY EN|gtTREE LIFE I'M GOING TO SCREAM AND DIE NBOW PLEAS ETHAKNSN +~AHBOPADBN:OKASB:KJZBSN:AOKLS
OH MY GHS OH MUG GSO_H{@APHON:LKANKLANS
THIS HAS BNECVWR HAPPENED EVER EVER EVER OH GOPSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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ReplyDeleteWhat did I even just sign for...
ReplyDeleteNOBODY &NDERSATND
ReplyDeleteOVER TWO AND A HALF YEARS COMINGON THIS BLOG ALMOST EVERY DAY - ALMOST EVERY FUCKING DAY - ONLY NOT COMING HERE WHEN I GO ON HOOLIDAY _
AND I AHEV NEVER GOT A FIEST POST BEFORE.
never
ever ever EVER
AND NOW I HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SCREAMS*}}oky now to follow the link :P
Woo
ReplyDeleteApparently I can't sign up...
ReplyDeleteChord, that's absolutely terrifying.
ReplyDeleteMay I say, if you are American, apparently the Midgardians do not like you.
ReplyDeleteAYYYYYYYY
ReplyDeleteDerek :D
Not eligible D:
ReplyDeleteMidgardians do like me, Loki.
ReplyDelete*Wears his helmet, and it falls over her eyes a little, and laughs*
Why, Derek, Why? Don't you love your Ameriminions?
ReplyDelete:((((
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOO
Derek!
:'(
What did i just sign up for...
ReplyDelete*Sobs quietly*
ReplyDelete*Slithers out*
*hugs Star* !!!!!
ReplyDelete(I told you ye would, soon enough. ;) )
:) :) :) :) :)
@Derek: Um. *hesitant to sign up without knowledge of WHAT she's signing up for?*
*like, are there spoilers? :P*
Like, COOL, but *doesn't understand* :P
I can see that, and put down my helmet, Valencia.
ReplyDeleteDerek Landy, what have your American fans done to you, to allow you to exclude them? They say you read this blog, do you not? Answer me truthfully.
THE HECK DID I JUST SIGN UP TO?!
ReplyDeleteAnd why do I feel like I just sold my soul... :/
I get the feeling I should NOT have signed up for that...oh well its kinda too late now
ReplyDelete*Pouts* But darling, it's so comfortable and fashionable!
ReplyDelete*It falls a little more over her eyes, and she pushes it up a little more so she can see*
*laughs at Valencia calling Loki darling*
ReplyDelete*walks over to them*
Valencia are you tormenting Loki?
Do not call me darling. Put it back before I decide to use force, Valencia.
ReplyDeleteI am insatiably curious about this now
ReplyDeleteNo, of course not, Silente.
ReplyDelete*Puts it back on Loki's head, saddened* Hm, Loki, do you think that you would like to go fly somewhere?
WHAT THE FRICKLE FRACKLE DID I JUST SIGN UP FOR
ReplyDelete(Also UCAS sucks:/ so frustratingly confuddling...)
I agree, what happened, those who signed up for it? Some of us -Americans- were declined.
ReplyDeleteI would, but I do not trust you. I feel as if you would fly with me somewhere to attempt to kill me.
ReplyDeleteSO.... 'merica.. eh?
ReplyDelete*rolls her eyes at Valencia*
ReplyDeleteOf course your not.
Oh.
ReplyDelete"You think you might know the identity of Prisoner 270914, but do you have any idea of the danger you, yes YOU, are in? And how much YOU will be needed to stop him?
This Friday, will you take one step closer to finding out?"
Should I assume KOTW/LSODM spoilers, then? ^^
Well you signed up with your given name and it just soar 'thank you for your interest in the theatre of shadows' nothing else.
ReplyDeleteI tried to as well, since Asgard was not an option, I used America as that is what country I am in. I was denied entry, pathetic Midgardians. They fear the American fans, I can see why.
ReplyDeleteMe? Attempt to kill you? I'm an anthropologist, it would be against my own ethical code to do that.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, Taia.
ReplyDeleteAlright, that's it. I'm going to cheat and enter that I'm from the UK.
OH MY GOD... STAR GOT FIRST POST... THIS IS BIG NEWS.
ReplyDeleteHey Ominous
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me VOTING FOR THE BLOGLAND AWARDS ENDS THIS MONDAY COMING GUYS!
ReplyDeleteVery well, we can fly.
ReplyDeleteThat seems like an intelligent idea, perhaps we should just say we're from the UK.
Alright, it worked.
ReplyDeleteAmerican friends, if you have read the series up until the most recent books, I would go ahead and cheat. The Americans are most likely declined because only three books are released here.
So yes.
Sorry, I was ranting . . .
ReplyDeleteI GOT FIRST ON THE POST
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
*curls up in a ball* *cries* *dies* *dies again*
*is interested in the Theatre of Shadows*
ReplyDelete*yes*
*but not interested in spoilers*
*and trying to be careful*
*distressedly*
... *hisses :P*
@Valencia: OK. Thanks. ^^
And- Derek tweeted saying that it should be open to all, and he'll let y'all know when it's fixed?
So, that mightn't be necessary? ^^
We can? Yay! *Presses her legs downward so that she's hooking her feet around his arms* Hold on to my legs, Loki!
ReplyDelete*nods*
ReplyDeleteYes. Say your from the UK. JOIN US! The UK are awesome!
@Thrust: YES
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU
I'm actually feeling rather distressed now. This is interesting. O_O
I'm reacting negatively to a lot of things, like . . .
Yeah.
Maybe I'd better go. :)
Hey Tempest.
ReplyDeleteI need to think of a better taken name than Thrust.
Fast.
*holds on, probably going to regret this*
ReplyDeleteI shall wait, should he lie to us, then that pathetic Midgardian will get my full wrath.
... Alright, Star...
ReplyDeleteThat is true, Thrust.
ReplyDeleteGoodbye Bubble, if you go!
Hey Valencia mind if I fly with you? Or do you and Loki want some alone time.
ReplyDelete*grins*
*Extends her wings, and lifts off into the air, taking Loki with her* *Flies around in the sky*
ReplyDelete*Shouts back to Tempest* I'll be back in a moment!
ReplyDeleteDeviod... What's true?
ReplyDeleteDare you be talking about my name?
*leans forward, eyes bulging*
I'm scared. I mean what did I just sign up for? Derek PLEASE tell us, what is this??!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm scared. I mean what did I just sign up for? Derek PLEASE tell us, what is this??!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm justing going to call you ominous. I can't think the work Thrust without laughing, such is my immature mind.
ReplyDeleteOh i need a second opinion! Shipping two completely straight and already in couples male friends of mine, is it weird or not.
Yes, Ominous.
ReplyDeleteYes.
*hugs Star* Well, it's something that you've wanted and you've been waiting for more than two years. I don't see why that SHOULDN'T be big, really. :)
ReplyDelete*hugs* :) :) :) :) :)
*RESISTS the urge to sign up*
*RESISTS*
*stays quiet, looking at his surroundings sort of stunned*
ReplyDeleteWhoops! Accidentally just sent post twice.
ReplyDelete*shouts up at Valencia*
ReplyDeleteUh okay then..
*Flies high in the air, then arcs backwards, diving fast toward the ground*
ReplyDelete*Soars upward again, and lands on the lip of her cave*
Gtg food.
ReplyDeleteGoodbye, Silente!
ReplyDelete*hugs Taia* :) Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI think i'm here, but really distant - ranting on another window. :P
That...that...was impressive, Valencia. Even for a Midgardian.
ReplyDeleteOminous is a good name.
ReplyDeleteThrust is also a good name, if it weren't for you perverts.
I can't sign in...
ReplyDelete'MURICA
ReplyDeleteIndeed, Ominous.
ReplyDeleteI know, Loki.
*Slides down from off his back and kisses his cheek before taking off to get Silente*
what is this sorcery?
ReplyDelete@Star: *hugs back* :)
ReplyDelete*probably not here, because I'm resisting and things. :P*
*by which I mean possibly ghosting very distantly*
*watches her take off, realizing she just kissed me* Midgardians....I told her to stay away from me. She will only get herself killed.
ReplyDeleteBack!
ReplyDelete*Dives down to Silente and snatches her off the ground, and picks her up as she soars into the air*
ReplyDelete...Valenki...
ReplyDeleteI prefer Lokia, if it's a thing now.
ReplyDelete*laughs and grabs onto Valencia's legs*
ReplyDeleteWoooooo!
*grins broadly*
i'm scared about what i just signed up for
ReplyDelete*Spins around quickly in spirals as she flies in the air, tilting her wings as she flies, soaring*
ReplyDelete...Lokia....*considers shipping it*.....*decides to wait longer to decide*.....
ReplyDeleteHello, Maralie!
ReplyDelete*giggles hysterically*
ReplyDeleteWooohooooo!
*gets slightly dizzy but doesn't let that ruin the fun*
Hey Mara! How are you?
ReplyDeleteDid you seriously just...ship...me? What is this shipping you speak of? You should be kneeling to me, your king.
ReplyDeleteKneeling? I don't kneel. It gets your knees dirty. And shipping is...hard to explain.
ReplyDelete*She takes them high into the air* *Lets go of Silente*
ReplyDelete*Lets her fall for a little longer, then swoops down and catches Silente*
*Sets her down on the ground*
*Laughs*
ReplyDelete*screams while she falls but still laughs*
ReplyDelete*settles onto the ground grinning*
Thanks Valencia! That was AWESOME!
Shipping - the act of putting two people together as either morias or partners.
Morails?
ReplyDeletemmm... Homestuck.
*Flies back to Loki and picks him up again*
Mbd.../might be slow to reply...technical difficulties aka bad internet.
ReplyDelete*doesn't say anything, but is shocked by being picked up again*
ReplyDelete*teleports in leveling a gun at Silente's head* *grits his teeth*
ReplyDeleteYou. Were meant. To die.
*She flies him back to Silente, and lands on the ground*
ReplyDeleteYou, James Venemous, should be careful who you aim a gun at.
ReplyDelete*Looks at link*
ReplyDelete*Signs up*
...
What did I just sign up for?
James?! What the hell are you doing?!
ReplyDelete*stands very, VERY still*
*barks a laugh at Loki*
ReplyDeleteStay out of this.
And Silente Dearest I believe I'm pointing a gun at your head and preparing to shoot you. You get one last phone call and some last words. Go.
I actually would like to keep that vampire, alive, James. *takes dagger and sends it towards James' neck* Drop the gun, Midgardian.
ReplyDelete*stares at him*
ReplyDeletew-what? You can't just do this! Go to hell James!
Well, I'm afraid I have to go back to my cave for a little bit.
ReplyDelete*Hops down from Loki's shoulders, and then leaps into the air, flying back*
*catches the dagger in one hand and throws it right back at twice the speed*
ReplyDeleteWell I also happen to want thus vampire, DEAD, now butt out.
*turns to Silente*
Now. Or i'll shoot before you get to say any goodbyes.
*stands straighter*
ReplyDeleteGo to hell James, I hear they want the royal ass wipe back.
*catches the dagger* Now, James, you are very boring. You aren't even making her death fun, Midgardians know nothing of what true power is.
ReplyDeleteHi Silente.
ReplyDeleteSeems you're in a bit of a pickle here. You have a tendency to get into fights don't you?
*Lands at the mouth of her cave, and tucks her wings in, going to sit on her couch*
ReplyDelete((Valencia, are you leaving? I shall come by you instead if you would like.))
ReplyDeleteFun? I care little of fun anymore. After years of killing her again and again using fun methods only to have her come back i'm going back to the basics. Kill, behead, burn.
ReplyDelete*smirks at Silente*
Tell them I send my regards. Oh and don't worry, I'll leave scraps of your remains at Chiones house. And I'll leave your eyes for Clara. Then finally you can truely give you heart to Matex. Gift wrapped in a box. Goodbye.
what have I just signed for?
ReplyDeletewhat have I just signed for?
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm not leaving, but Silente seems to have her own thing going, so I might be better watching from a distance.
ReplyDelete((Hey Sykamere))
ReplyDeleteWAIT! Don't bloody shoot me idiot! You know I'll be revived before you can prevent me coming back! Just leave me alone!
((Valencia your welcome to join in...))
Burn in hell! It's what you deserve.
ReplyDelete*fires the gun unflinchingly at her head*
No thank you, Silente.
ReplyDeleteMy exams are all finished now so I'm happy, but now I've got all this free time and I've got no idea what to do with it.
ReplyDeleteI need to find a hobby or something...
*flinches and lets her instincts take over*
ReplyDelete*opens one eye and looks up at her clenched fist*
*brings it down and opens it staring at the bullet in her hand*
*Grins*
ReplyDeleteNice catch Silente.
*growls and fires again and again at her*
ReplyDeleteDie!
*screams and catches a bullet in her other hand diving aside to avoid the others*
ReplyDelete*starts getting a nose bleed*
Shut up shut up shut up or we'll both die!
*goes off to the cave, where Valencia is* Valencia, you may as well come out.
ReplyDelete*laughs*
ReplyDeleteI very much doubt we will both die.
*grabs a machine gun from his back and opens fire at her*
Hello.
ReplyDeleteHey Dragona.
ReplyDeleteHey Syk! How are you?
ReplyDeleteHello, Dragona!
ReplyDeleteLoki, darling! You came!
(Hey Dragona)
ReplyDelete*screams loudly*
*a bright flash explodes from the spot she is stood in accompanied by a loud boom and a slight tremor*
I'm good.
ReplyDeleteExams are over so yeah I'm good.
(Hey Silente and Valencia!)
ReplyDelete*looks at the RP*
*wants to join*
Dragona, have you heard of a game called Destiny?
ReplyDeleteAnywhere you like, Dragona.
ReplyDelete(You may join if you wish Dragona. I am rather interested in what Silente is currently doing.)
ReplyDelete*coughs in the dust kicked up and looks away from the bright flash*
*looks back quickly*
I did, yes. James was very boring, so I came by you.
ReplyDelete(Syk - I have. I have indeed. It looks awesome. BUT looks aren't everything... like with GTA V.)
ReplyDelete*draws bow and nocks an arrow*
*takes aim at James*
Ah!
ReplyDelete*She jumps up* Here I am!
*the dust settles*
ReplyDelete*a small creator can be seen*
*all the bullets are on the ground surrounding the crator*
*is hunched over in the creator head down eyes closed*
Dragona I must tell you Destiny IS awesome. I got the alpha last weekend and spent hours playing it and it was AMAZING.
ReplyDelete(Syk - I was planning on getting it anyway. Because yeah it sounds/looks awesome and I'm looking forward to it. There are a few games that stand out amongst the others - Destiny looks to be one of them)
ReplyDelete*teleports over to Silente*
ReplyDelete*holds the gun at his side*
Are you dead.
*fires arrow at James*
ReplyDeleteHello mello jello yello fello.
ReplyDeleteSo what exactly are we signing up for? I doubt that it isn't awesome but I'd rather know before hand.
ReplyDelete*stays curled over*
ReplyDelete*laughs darkly*
Yes. Yes she is. For now.
*swivels and grabs James by the throat*
*Onwa opens eyes the colours of moonstone and grins with Silentes mouth*
But I'll happily teach you a thing or too.
Dragona, do you have a ps4?
ReplyDelete*takes the arrow to the shoulder before being grabbed* *stares into those eyes suddenly afraid*
ReplyDelete*claws at her head choking slightly*
Le....goo....pees....
Indeed you are. Why do you feel drawn to me?
ReplyDelete(PS3 - just looking for the right time to buy a PS4. Which will probably be when Destiny is released :P)
ReplyDeleteWhy don't I? Tall, dark, handsome- who wouldn't?
ReplyDelete*tightens her grip and laughs*
ReplyDeleteMaybe Silente would yet you go, but your in a whole different ball park now.
*tightens her grip*
And you've struck out.
Cool, I'm intending to get the beta but they say the game is more fun with friends, which is a slight problem for me because I don't have any, so I was hoping to friend you if you had a ps4.
ReplyDelete*makes that choking noise people make*
ReplyDeleteLeh.........g.......le....
*going bright red*
What puzzles me is how you are drawn to someone not from your own world. What if I planned to kill you, would you still be drawn to me? You do not know me, Valencia. I also know you live and die. Unless the Midgardians of this meager palace you call Blogland do not age.
ReplyDeleteProbably not, but you know, then I'll give it a try with Alastair, and if not then, I'll find someone else.
ReplyDeleteMost here do not die. I live longer than most humans, but probably not to the age of the other mages here.
*appears in the cave* I don't age, but most of these people do, just more slowly than most humans.
ReplyDelete(I was playing Mass Effect 3 earlier and I joined a lobby with some Americans. And they were talking whilst playing, so I started talking with them using my headset.
ReplyDeleteAnd one went to his friend, "Do you know the song Man In The Mirror?"
And his friend said, "Yeah I do."
And he replied, "I don't know who it's by, but I like it."
I was like "... SERIOUSLY?"
We were playing Silver against the Geth and all was doing well. But it seemed that they had decided that it'd be a good idea NOT to revive people.
So when the third American went down, I was the only one who went to revive him - and had to run past a Geth Prime (think of an 8ft tall robot which fires energy pulses) to get to him.
Then I asked them to cover me whilst I was deactivating a device, and did they? No. They moved to the opposite side of the map. Whilst I got cornered by two Geth Pyros with flamethrowers and went down.
And they didn't revive me. They didn't even ATTEMPT to revive me. They were too busy thinking of their own points.
So I was like, "Do you even know how to PLAY this game properly?"
Then I was rather happy because then one of them went down and the other one didn't revive him so he died and then the other one had to face three Geth Primes by themselves with a weak character.
They died.)
Speak of the devil...
ReplyDelete*grins*
ReplyDeleteNow. Let me explain to you the difference between me and Silente. Silente changes at night. Where as I,
*hand around James neck forms into claws and digs into his skin*
I can change what I want when I want. Silente is mercyful. I am not. But, in this one case..
*throws James away and into Spectra*
Hellooo :) kinda disappeared for a while but I'm back now, though wbd :) how's everyone?
ReplyDeleteWhat did I just sign up for?
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, Flora!
ReplyDeleteIndeed, Valencia. How are your studies going?
ReplyDeleteSlow, but I'm making progress. Also might be making detours, but whatever.
ReplyDelete*is unconscious by the time he hits Spectra*
ReplyDeleteSo now I really have lost that advantage over you. Very well, Valencia. Perhaps if you can stay trustworthy, this 'ship' may work. *eyes Alastair* Look who arrived, Cruciatus.
ReplyDelete*Grins* Sweet.
ReplyDelete*laughs at James's unconscious body*
ReplyDeleteOh its good to be out of that head.
*stretches*
So very good.
*looks around*
Hmm. There seem to be few people. Where are they all hiding?
*glances between the two of them* Oh, are they shipping the two of you now?
ReplyDeleteHellllllllloooooooooooooooo!
ReplyDeleteI'm sort of here/sort of not; doing research for my EPQ. Got to have finished 50% of my research by Wednesday...
You really do like me? *seems almost stunned by the thought*
ReplyDeleteApparently Lokia is a thing now, Alastair.
ReplyDelete*grins*
ReplyDelete*the skin on her face begins melting away to reveal a vampires face*
*takes a deep breath tasting the different scents in the air*
*grins the skin regrowing quickly*
*starts heading towards the cave*
Yes, Alastair. *Ruffles his hair affectionately* But you were my second choice.
ReplyDeleteI do, Loki. Though, keep in mind, I don't love you. I still think you're a bit of an arrogant asshole.
ReplyDeleteSorry I disappeared, I was called by the mighty force of cake, and five slices of it. Feeling a bit stuffed right now...
ReplyDeleteAlso, I went Cyprus a couple of weeks ago. Unlike other people my family tends to go on holidays during exam time rather than after.
Anyway, it was fun.
The best part falls down to the day we went snorkelling and hired a boat.
Snorkelling is awesome
*pauses at the cave mouth*
ReplyDelete*grins and chuckles to herself*
Oh my. Valencia and her two suitors.
What fun, I am not falling in love with anyone. *sees Onwa* Do vampires have hearts?
ReplyDelete*throws...er...something funny at Luce*
ReplyDeleteI'm too tired to make jokes :P
. . .
ReplyDeleteWoah. Things moving a bit fast. :O
*throws dragons at Flora*
ReplyDeleteHiyur:3
*looks Loki up and down*
ReplyDeleteHmm.
*raises an eyebrow*
Why would you be asking.
*Her laugh is dry, her tongue laced with sarcasm* How funny, Onwa. *Scribbles down a few notes*
ReplyDelete*Calls out* Very well, then, dear. I'll keep that in mind.
*VIOLENT SCREAMING*
ReplyDeleteI AM SO UPSET.
First of all, congratulations to Star on getting the first comment!
Secondly, you people may have wondered why I haven't been on Blogland for a while, and the reason is THE INTERNET.
BAH. HUMBUG.
The Internet at my house is notoriously flakey, but it cut out for THREE DAYS.
THREE DAYS.
I only got back online half-an-hour ago.
And what am I greeted with?
A MYSTERIOUS THING CALLED THE THEATER OF SHADOWS.
I am mad at the Internet-people.
I am mad at the Internet.
But I am NOT mad at Derek, because I don't know what I just signed up for, but I bet it's going to be rather amazing.
Anyhow, how is everyone?
*stares at Valencia*
ReplyDeleteMaking notes are we? Now what would you be writing there?
*laughs lightly* Oh, gracious. You may intrigue me, Valencia, but that's as far as you'll manage in my book.
ReplyDeleteI'll be interested in the two of you, though. A god and a genetic experiment.
Bah. I don't feel like being Clara today.
ReplyDelete@Annika: :( That SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete*hugs*
MOVE TO YORKSHIRE
(North Yorkshire - we don't have any Bloglandians there yet. :))
*throws gnome at Luce because I like silent letters*
ReplyDeleteHey, how're you?
Hello, Annika! I'm well.
ReplyDeleteNothing of your concern, Onwa. Nothing of your concern...
*Nods to Alastair* Interested enough to not torture me every day?
(Hey Annik)
ReplyDeleteJust act how you want to act, Annika. :)
ReplyDeleteThat's what I do. As such, I just end up using the comments section to spam my thoughts as it makes it look like I'm not talking to myself when I am. :P
(I shall be Oscar, I think. I rather like being Oscar.
ReplyDeleteAnd I would LOVE to move to Yorkshire! I would love to move anywhere in England, rather. I despise America. Relocating to England is on my bucketlist.)
I'm sure its nothing of my concern
ReplyDelete*glares at her*
Don't give it up just yet, stay grand for one more minute...
ReplyDeleteTroye Sivan is a genius.
Hey Annika! Long time no speak!:)
ReplyDelete*throws, uh... prospectuses at Flora because I have loads of them rn*
I am okay. Tired and too hot and fed up of Rotherham (was yet another stabbing today, this town is so not safe -.-) bUT ALSO MEGA HYPER ABOUT THIS NEW EYELINER AASHEEA GAVE ME. It's from Pakistan and it's just... Maaaaaan. If there isn't already a fandom for this eyeliner I will be very confuddled; it's perfect. It's so smooth and it looks so bright, without being overpowering, and you don't have to worry about it running out; it lasts sO LONG. Aasheea has had the same one for a year and it's ONLY JUST running out. I'm just in love with it!
How are you?!
(RRRRRRRRRR.
ReplyDeleteSo, I have a 3DS, and a 3DS case. the case is round, and it looks like a 2D Pokéball, alright? Well, I just zipped it up, and the zipper has come off in my hands, so now I have a Pokéball case that is zipped, without a zipper, so I can't get to all the wonderful games inside, and I am VERY IRRITATED.
This just hasn't been my week.)
Sorry I poofed.
ReplyDeleteWelcome, Oscar! The majority of us are in MY cave. Without knocking, of course.
ReplyDeleteYes, Onwa. Naturally.
(Ah! Hullo Luciana!)
ReplyDeleteYes, hello . . .
(Things have been generally awkward and miserable lately.)
Hi Annika,
ReplyDeleteDo not move to England, it rains far too much, it's terrible. You should move to a country with better weather.
*Nods*
NO MOVE TO NORTH YORKSHIRE WE NEED TO COMPLETE THE YORKSHIREYBLOGLANDTAKEOVERTHING. WE NEED A NORTH YORKSHIRE BLOGGY PERSONNNNNNNNNNNNN!
ReplyDelete(LIKE THIS. THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF AWKWARD AND MISERABLE.)
ReplyDeleteOh, damn. Now I guess I have to dedicate . . .
I would like to dedicate this page to all the OCDs of the world. By this, I mean those who suffer from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, which causes obsession with cleanliness or symmetry or any number of things. But I also dedicate to those who suffer from OCD, Online Character Disorder, which causes obsession with Blogland, role-play, and making perfectly innocent bloggers cry.
To the OCDs of the world. I salute you.