Claire: *shrugs her bag back on her back* This was not a good idea. Not for you. *swipes one of the boy's legs out from under him, and cartwheels over him as he falls, kicking the other boy in the face*
*accepts drinks* yes we are, can we have a deep pan Hawaiian pizza please (its very nice but that's my opinion on pizza and everyone has a different opinion)
Claire: *advances towards the boys surrounding Kate* You think you can hide behind bodyguards? *grabs the nearest boy in a sleeper hold with her hand, knocking him unconscious in a matter of seconds* *punches the other boy in the stomach, then slams her elbow down on the back of his head*
Claire: Shame. *smiles* Just when things were getting fun. If I any of you mess with me or my sister again, I won't just knock you unconscious. Bear that in mind. *walks back the other way towards the drama classroom, wiping blood from her nose*
(Technically, you don't know the sex yet, although you don't know the gender yet either.
I tend to find romantic films boring. One of the main ways books are better than films is that in books, you can experience the emotions. In films you're just . . . watching people. :S)
(I was looking at Derek Landy's Twitter pictures and I saw the ones about the rare Australian bird called the wazzle-woozle. I showed it to my sad and and his comment: that man is scary.... XD) *she suddenly jumps up, out of Elleni's arms, and almost lands on Sil* BOO!!
*laughs at El's reaction* *-while laughing..-* Sorry! It wasn't meant to scary you. *turns and looks at Sil* Awww! You were supposed to be scared! Meh. *crosses her arms*
Ever since TDOTL, I've thought of scenarios when Derek just didn't post on here anymore, or left a really heartfelt post telling us he was leaving the blog because *insert tragically tragic yet heartwarming reason here* I don't know. I just like thinking of possibles. (msd)
I have no wit, I have no words, no tears; My heart within me like a stone Is numbed too much for hopes or fears; Look right, look left, I dwell alone; A lift mine eyes, but dimmed with grief No everlasting hills I see; My life is like the falling leaf; O Jesus, quicken me. The stony actors poise and pause for breath. I brought my love to bear, and then you died. It was the gangrene ate you to the bone My mother said: you died like any man. How shall I age into that state of mind? I am the ghost of an infamous suicide, My own blue razor rusting at my throat. O pardon the one who knocks for pardon at Your gate, father - your hound-bitch, daughter, friend. It was my love that did us both to death.
So, I'm trying to get kicked out of school. So then I can go to another school. That does drama. Coz my school doesn't do drama. And I want to be an actress.
I'm stupid. I'm ruining my life. I'm almost surprised my parents haven't started asking if I've been sleezing around with people on the street and taking drugs.
I'm not, by the way, but I haven't had a proper conversation with anyone for a looooooooong time
"One day, after a troubling visit from the gremlin Elleni , Sophia leaves her flat and sets out in search of three huge bees. A quest undertaken in the company of robots, youths and contented pixies.
In the search for the gremlin-guarded bees, Sophia Keating surprises even herself with her braveness and skill as a author.")
One of my characters... She's been annoyed at me, since I haven't written her in ages.
Um, she gets really dramatic at times, and has been known to stubbornly ignore logic. Contrary to her name, she's not always evil, though she can be anywhere from a little selfish to very, very selfish. She'd be against destroying the world, though. She can make sort-of-living clay people, among other things, and she's rather decent at improvising.
("In a house there lived a sunny, skinny fairy named Sophia Keating. Not an awesome smelly, squidgy house, filled with toast and a handsome smell, nor yet a worrying, snowy, ample house with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a fairy-house, and that means happiness.
One day, after a troubling visit from the wizard Elleni , Sophia leaves her house and sets out in search of three stripy sausages. A quest undertaken in the company of people, ghosts and false ogres.
In the search for the wizard-guarded sausages, Sophia Keating surprises even herself with her patience and skill as a psychiatrist.
During her travels, Sophia rescues a hawk, an heirloom belonging to Elleni. But when Elleni refuses to try sitting, their friendship is over.
However, Elleni is wounded at the Battle of Three Armies and the two reconcile just before Sophia engages in some serious sitting.
Sophia accepts one of the three stripy sausages and returns home to her house a very wealthy fairy.")
(There are several disturbing phrases in this one:
"Whilst investigating the death of a local psychiatrist, a slim housekeeper called Sophia Keating uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, warped guillotine circulating throughout Australia. As soon as anyone uses the guillotine, he or she has exactly 75 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look zombified. A marked person feels like a nippy elephant to touch.
Sophia gets hold of the guillotine, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into her mind: a breezy gerbil balancing on a fluffy psychiatrist, an old newspaper headline about a biking accident, a hooded snake ranting about bladder and a drinking well located in a chilly place.
When Sophia notices her eyelashes have elephant-like properties, she realises that the curse of the warped guillotine is true and calls in her friend, a navigator called Elleni Jazz, to help.
Elleni examines the guillotine and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the breezy gerbil balancing on a fluffy psychiatrist particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a supernatural death.
Sophia and Elleni pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded snake. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?")
*looks back at Lady artemis* *She nods and Chione dives into the lake* *The Hunters stand around the lake, Bows ready.* *Chione swims down to the bottom of the lake, she can't see a thing...* *Something moves behind her back, she reads the currents* *Something slams into her and she screams, bubbles rising from her mouth* *The Monster is moving faster than she can read the water* *Her eyes turn light blue and she can suddenly see more* *Something passes in front of her vision... the monster. In...Human form...* *It rockets towards her and Kicks her in the face.* *She sees blood rise from her burst lips. It stings. The saltwater.* *the Monster swam away, coming in for another attack.* *She couldn't see it.* *Behind?* *She turned* *nothing* *Above!* *It came too late, the human form hit her with a steel rod, her vision blurred... she was sinking...*
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So what's going on here?
Ed is the new alpha *smiles*
*drinks* Yes, alpha
*claps* congrats Ed
Claire: *ducks and dodges, meaning their fists hit the bricks behind her* *slams her elbow down on their wrists, breaking them*
Thank you Gar
*smiles* isn't he great?
Yes,
*looks at Taw* do you want to go to a restaurant?
Tawnee: *smiles* okay sweetie
*many boys cry out and those who don't shoot looks at each other and start backing up*
BFTM: *frowns*
*quietly walks away towards drinks table*
*takes Taw's hand and shadow walks to the restaurant*
here we are *smiles*
*notices Ed going*
*follows him* Ed?
Claire: Give up yet? *advances towards them*
*Turns* Yes?
(Back later, bye)
Tawnee: what ever happened to no shadow walking incase it hurts the baby? *tilts head*
*smiles* and thanks
(Kay Ed)
(right oh Ed)
true, but this is a one off because its not like i can drive to Italy in time for our reservation *kisses her cheek*
Tawnee: *blushes* okay
Thanks sweetie, you spoil me
*smiles* do i? And we have a hotel for the night as well.
Tawnee: goodie *smiles*
*walks over to the stand at the front*
reservations for Mr Garrett
(i need to give Gar a surname - R)
Tawnee: *holds his hand*
(do you want to do the waiter?)
(Okay )
Waitor with awesome moustache: come this way *leads them to a table in a private corner*
("awesome mustache" why not :D )
thank you good sir *gives him a tip*
after you sweetheart *pulls a chair out for Taw*
*the boys back up quicker, looking at each other quickly, then back to Claire*
Claire: Or do I have to beat the shit out of you?
Tawnee: thank you *smiles and sits *
Waitor: *gives them menus* can I get you something to drink?
Tawnee: thank you *smiles and sits *
Waitor: *gives them menus* can I get you something to drink?
No probs *smiles*
*to the waiter* a bottle of your finest wine please
Boy1: *turns and runs*
*a couple other boys follow, mainly the ones with broken wrists*
BFTM: Hey! What are you idiots doing!
*some back up to surround Kate*
Waitor: very well *starts to walk off*
Tawnee: wait, I'll have a glass of water please
Waitor: very well
*looks to Taw* what do you fancy?
Tawnne: do you want to share a pizza?
*smiles* ok, what flavour do you fancy?
Claire: *shrugs her bag back on her back* This was not a good idea. Not for you.
*swipes one of the boy's legs out from under him, and cartwheels over him as he falls, kicking the other boy in the face*
Tawnee: *rests head on her hands* whatever you want *smiles*
*the boy stumbles backwards and runs too, the on the floor folloeing close behind*
*the boys around Kate look nervous*
Hmm *starts thinking* a Hawaiian? (ham and pineapple)
(I've heard of them)
Tawnee: *smiles* sounds good
Waitor: *comes back with drinks* are you ready to order
*accepts drinks*
yes we are,
can we have a deep pan Hawaiian pizza please (its very nice but that's my opinion on pizza and everyone has a different opinion)
(*smiles and huggles* thanks for accepting that)
Waitor: very well *walks off*
(*huggles* no probs)
are you enjoying your time here, love?
Tawnee: *smiles* it's lovely.
Claire: *advances towards the boys surrounding Kate* You think you can hide behind bodyguards? *grabs the nearest boy in a sleeper hold with her hand, knocking him unconscious in a matter of seconds* *punches the other boy in the stomach, then slams her elbow down on the back of his head*
I'm glad your enjoying your time here *smiles*
*the rest of the boys back away from Kate, all except BFTM*
Bell: DRRRRRRRRRRRRRING!
Tawnee: it's so romantic *musicians start playing that's amore*
Waitor: *comes with the pizza* *smiles* enjoy
(Back)
Claire: Shame. *smiles* Just when things were getting fun.
If I any of you mess with me or my sister again, I won't just knock you unconscious. Bear that in mind. *walks back the other way towards the drama classroom, wiping blood from her nose*
(I will be back soon.)
(Welcomes Ed)
*smiles* shall we drink like there no tomorrow?
Thank you good sir *gives him another tip*
(Hello Ed)
Waitpe: *smiles and walks off*
Tawnee: *sighs happily*
Drink? Sounds like a plan. *drinks bottles of wine*
(Okay Soph.)
Mark: *scurries to her side* wow...that was like, just, wow.
*has been held back by the teacher*
*drinks a lot*
*smiles sweetly* this is perfect,
you.... me...... and the little one
Tawnee: *touches stomach* yes *smiles*
*is really drunk* y...you think I e...would be a good f...father?
*takes a slice* how is gizmo today (that's what I'm going to call it because i don't know the gender yet)
*nods vigorously* yes y yes !
*laughs* so, y...you think it I...is a good I...idea?
Tawnee: *giggles* gizmo is fine
(The holiday is such a romantic film ^^)
Tawnee: *giggles* gizmo is fine
(The holiday is such a romantic film ^^)
*giggles* y yes... I thinks I it's brilllll
(it sounds it :) )
(I love romantic films)
Very w...well.
V very we'll?
(I don't really watch romantic films)
*drinks* y...yes, very w...well
Good good *eats slice of pizza* this is very good
(Aww I love a good romance)
*smiles*
*kisses him*
Tawnee: *eats* this is delicious
(Technically, you don't know the sex yet, although you don't know the gender yet either.
I tend to find romantic films boring. One of the main ways books are better than films is that in books, you can experience the emotions. In films you're just . . . watching people. :S)
*kisses* h...hang on. *walks over to tree* y...you are in c...charge when I am n...not here *walks back over and they appear in Paris*
*and romantic films tend to be about 90% emotion. :/
(i don't think i have ever watched one before - R)
*drinks and takes another slice*
Edd! Y you left a tree incharge!
*looks around* p Paris?
Did I? I thought P...Paris would be n...nice
@Garr: Really? Never?
. . . Well, girls tend to end up seeing more than boys. *shrugs*
Tawnee: *smiles* not long until we won't be able to have these romantic dates, without the little one interfering
P Paris is perfect *smiles and kisses him*
*kisses her* well, it was our first trip
*smiles* such a great time
Me: *pulls my thumb apart a bit more* *is surprised when it becomes sore*
. . . Typical me. :P
It w...was. *they appear on top of the Eiffel tower*
(Aww Star *kisses thumb better*)
*looks at Paris from tower* wow! This sight never gets old
( I better go up now
Night y'all )
*smiles* true but i don't mind not having a romantic date because we'll be happy anyway with the little one
(yup i have never watched a romantic film)
(Bye Inky)
(I am back.
I despise romance in all its forms.)
Claire: You. *grabs him by the throat*
@Inky: :P Thanks.
@Sophia: Ah.
Yes.
*nods*
No bonfire tonight :( -Zaf
(Gtg, bye)
Mark: *gags, struggling, trying to remove her hands*
Claire: You did that, just for some money?
(Indeed, Star.)
(Good night Wolfie
bye Ed
Hello Zaf, how be you?)
Mark: *shakes head, starting to go red*
(not even close El. Still like 11 comments.(
(**like 30 comments.)
(Thats mean. How are you?)
(I'm dealing with it. Little sleepy...)
*she tables into Blogland and stops in the clearing, swaying slightly*
M my life...! I it s smells of r roses....!
*collapses*
(Hello all!!!
How be's yous?! How be's yous eyes!?
Sheep is your friend Sil. It is...
Sheep: hi! I'm your friend! :D)
(*spots sheep* !!! *hides*)
(Sheep: *frowns* D: wha? What's wrong..? D: D:)
*nods dreamily*
Roses...
(*whispers* if sheep no find me then me no sheep...)
*follows El*
(OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! IT'S THUNDERING AND LIGHTNINGING!!!!!)
(I was looking at Derek Landy's Twitter pictures and I saw the ones about the rare Australian bird called the wazzle-woozle. I showed it to my sad and and his comment: that man is scary.... XD)
*she suddenly jumps up, out of Elleni's arms, and almost lands on Sil*
BOO!!
*raises an eyebrow at dug* scary.
(Hehe...
My brother is playing ultimate fisheye. They didn't cancel it and now there's thunder, lightning, and it's pouring. Fun, fun, fun!!)
*laughs at El's reaction*
*-while laughing..-*
Sorry! It wasn't meant to scary you.
*turns and looks at Sil*
Awww! You were supposed to be scared!
Meh.
*crosses her arms*
*laughs*
Sorry. Let me try again.
*clears her throat*
*yelps, eyes wide, breathing faster, hand over her unbeating heart* DUG YOU BITCH!
*huffs, rolling her eyes*
Yeah, thanks.
*laughs* don't blame me for not jumping! Blake has been trying for ages
*smiles*
I know.
Has anyone ever surprised you?
Yes...
*fiddles with her engagment ring*
What? Oh. Twenty third of December *smiles* not October.
*hugs her back*
Oh...sorry? I've been planning and helping out Clai- I've been planning!
What? You have to plan for a wedding you know...its twice as hard without your groom OR your matron of honor.
*smiles*
I feel like we may never get a new post. I really do. It's been almost a month since our last one. -Zaf
Yeah...
Ever since TDOTL, I've thought of scenarios when Derek just didn't post on here anymore, or left a really heartfelt post telling us he was leaving the blog because *insert tragically tragic yet heartwarming reason here*
I don't know. I just like thinking of possibles.
(msd)
I broke my nephew. Sorry for no reply, Trevor saw the Avenger's 2 trailer through my text message and well I just managed to calm his feels.-Zaf
That's always a possibility, Phoe...
ZAF!! HOW COULD YOU??
I just feel like he's neglecting to write a post. Like he has no desire. Probably doesn't....-Zaf
He said on Twitter that he would...
I just slightly broke him!!! -Zaf
The child was hysterical because Rogers's shield was broken.
Did you see Thor's cape in that scene...?
Oh, Zaf... You don't break little kids...
I did not. I assume that it is bad.
Sorry! I didn't mean to...-Zaf
You horrible meanie, Zaf...
Yes. That is bad. Very, very bad...
If someone kills Thor or Stark I'm killing someone.-Zanida
I am terrified for the sake of my brother.
((Ok Asgardians your author wants sleep.-Zaf
No. Suffer.
Bah sleep is weak!-Zanida
SILENCE. Night Rose.-Zaf
Loki? Terrified?
(Goodnight Zaf.
Loki, Zan, no bothering your author...)
I have no wit, I have no words, no tears;
My heart within me like a stone
Is numbed too much for hopes or fears;
Look right, look left, I dwell alone;
A lift mine eyes, but dimmed with grief
No everlasting hills I see;
My life is like the falling leaf;
O Jesus, quicken me.
The stony actors poise and pause for breath.
I brought my love to bear, and then you died.
It was the gangrene ate you to the bone
My mother said: you died like any man.
How shall I age into that state of mind?
I am the ghost of an infamous suicide,
My own blue razor rusting at my throat.
O pardon the one who knocks for pardon at
Your gate, father - your hound-bitch, daughter, friend.
It was my love that did us both to death.
*hugs Rose*
*falls asleep*
(Good night!)
My mom bought a cupcake costume.
*facepalm*
It looks ridiculous and she and a co-worker are wearing them for work.
It is rather funny though..
I just convinced my teacher to let me on my laptop to use an online calculator... I love Ms Zhao... <3
So, I'm trying to get kicked out of school. So then I can go to another school. That does drama. Coz my school doesn't do drama. And I want to be an actress.
The schools around my area will. I go to the preppy snobby school. If I get kicked out, I'll be a hero in their eyes.
Oh yeah. I'll have street cred.
I'm stupid. I'm ruining my life. I'm almost surprised my parents haven't started asking if I've been sleezing around with people on the street and taking drugs.
I'm not, by the way, but I haven't had a proper conversation with anyone for a looooooooong time
(Hello.)
(Hello Elleni. How are you?)
(I see. Why are you stressed, if I may ask?)
(*nods* That makes sense. Are you doing some at the moment?)
(Good. Productivity.)
(Indeed.
It appears the conversation has lapsed somewhat.)
(Alright Elleni.
I am really not good at starting conversations.)
(What would you like to roleplay?)
I can let Aevil at the comment section if you like. She'll probably start destroying things, though....
(The plot generator didn't help either:
"One day, after a troubling visit from the gremlin Elleni , Sophia leaves her flat and sets out in search of three huge bees. A quest undertaken in the company of robots, youths and contented pixies.
In the search for the gremlin-guarded bees, Sophia Keating surprises even herself with her braveness and skill as a author.")
One of my characters... She's been annoyed at me, since I haven't written her in ages.
Um, she gets really dramatic at times, and has been known to stubbornly ignore logic. Contrary to her name, she's not always evil, though she can be anywhere from a little selfish to very, very selfish. She'd be against destroying the world, though. She can make sort-of-living clay people, among other things, and she's rather decent at improvising.
("During her travels, Sophia rescues a gun, an heirloom belonging to Elleni. But when Elleni refuses to try thinking, their friendship is over.
However, Elleni is wounded at the Battle of Five Armies and the two reconcile just before Sophia engages in some serious thinking.
Sophia accepts one of the three huge bees and returns home to her flat.")
Random generators are like that...
Hello...?
Hey Snow.
PEOPLE
*HUGS EVERYONE BECAUSE I MISSED YOU ALL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH*
HELLO
I AM BACK
(Hello Snow.
At the top it says, "Elleni the squidgy gremlin" and "Sophia the elf who lives in a flat".
I have to compliment the plot skills. Very... Imaginative.)
It's good to see you. [hugs]
I should probably sleep soon. Msd.
:DDDDDDDDDD
How are you all? What big events did I miss?
I wouldn't be the right person to ask....
(You're the detective and I'm the artist? Shouldn't that be the other way around?)
*hugs fab*
*looks oddly at el*
("In a house there lived a sunny, skinny fairy named Sophia Keating. Not an awesome smelly, squidgy house, filled with toast and a handsome smell, nor yet a worrying, snowy, ample house with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a fairy-house, and that means happiness.
One day, after a troubling visit from the wizard Elleni , Sophia leaves her house and sets out in search of three stripy sausages. A quest undertaken in the company of people, ghosts and false ogres.
In the search for the wizard-guarded sausages, Sophia Keating surprises even herself with her patience and skill as a psychiatrist.
During her travels, Sophia rescues a hawk, an heirloom belonging to Elleni. But when Elleni refuses to try sitting, their friendship is over.
However, Elleni is wounded at the Battle of Three Armies and the two reconcile just before Sophia engages in some serious sitting.
Sophia accepts one of the three stripy sausages and returns home to her house a very wealthy fairy.")
The Pickle Foundation.
Fan Religion.
:D
(There are several disturbing phrases in this one:
"Whilst investigating the death of a local psychiatrist, a slim housekeeper called Sophia Keating uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, warped guillotine circulating throughout Australia. As soon as anyone uses the guillotine, he or she has exactly 75 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look zombified. A marked person feels like a nippy elephant to touch.
Sophia gets hold of the guillotine, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into her mind: a breezy gerbil balancing on a fluffy psychiatrist, an old newspaper headline about a biking accident, a hooded snake ranting about bladder and a drinking well located in a chilly place.
When Sophia notices her eyelashes have elephant-like properties, she realises that the curse of the warped guillotine is true and calls in her friend, a navigator called Elleni Jazz, to help.
Elleni examines the guillotine and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the breezy gerbil balancing on a fluffy psychiatrist particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a supernatural death.
Sophia and Elleni pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded snake. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?")
*hugs everyone again and goes to check out the stuff I missed*
sophia the housekeeping elf fairy of artistic psychiatry*)
(Hello, Silente. *hugs her*)
(*hugs back* *pokes* Draggie fell asleep.)
(I am aware. I apologise for him needing sleep. He is weak.
I will be back in a moment.)
(Nah. Not weak. Just human.
Okay)
(I am back.)
(I will continue to be here.)
(Sorry emaol distracted me. Wanna continue the rp?)
(Sure.)
Mark: *shakes head, starting to become red*
Claire: I saw you. Don't lie to me!
Mark: *shakes head, turning purple*
Claire: *lets him drop, then kicks him in the face*
Mark:*stumbles back clutching a bloody nose* It was for my sister!
Claire: What do you mean?
(I have to go now. Goodbye.)
Hello! anyone?
Hey Chi!
Hey Deathy, hows you?
I'm okay. A little stressed, possibly sick, but I'm okay.
How are you??
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jtpK9uxTZhE
I'm good but i gtg, cya later! (10 mins)
*waves and curls up frozen* Cold windy.....*not here Froday is now my early day*-Zaf
Hey i'm back
Hey Xan
Hows you?
*looks back at Lady artemis*
*She nods and Chione dives into the lake*
*The Hunters stand around the lake, Bows ready.*
*Chione swims down to the bottom of the lake, she can't see a thing...*
*Something moves behind her back, she reads the currents*
*Something slams into her and she screams, bubbles rising from her mouth*
*The Monster is moving faster than she can read the water*
*Her eyes turn light blue and she can suddenly see more*
*Something passes in front of her vision... the monster. In...Human form...*
*It rockets towards her and Kicks her in the face.*
*She sees blood rise from her burst lips. It stings. The saltwater.*
*the Monster swam away, coming in for another attack.*
*She couldn't see it.*
*Behind?*
*She turned*
*nothing*
*Above!*
*It came too late, the human form hit her with a steel rod, her vision blurred... she was sinking...*
(gtg!)
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