Tuesday, June 24, 2014

The Requiem Ball

Ooooh we have such plans for you...

The next few weeks and months are going to be choc-full of announcements and reveals. In a matter of DAYS, for example, you'll be finding out more about this "270914" thing, and after that you'll be getting all kinds of juicy goodness. But TODAY, my Minions, is the day I announce something that has been in my head for YEARS.

I am proud, excited and absolutely delighted to announce that a special, exclusive gathering will take place in London on publication day, August 28th. I give you...

The Requiem Ball.


This is an invitation only get-together — a party, if you will — with 120 places up for grabs in very special competitions for  Ireland and UK readers. You'll get the details of these competitions and other ways to nab yourself an invitation over the next few weeks, so keep an eye on this blog.

But you know I'd never leave the rest of you out of the action COMPLETELY, so we're going to have 250 party packs, jammed full of goodies, ready to send to you so that you can throw your own simultaneous Requiem Ball Parties at home. There'll be loads of stuff to download, whichever far-off country you're in, be it Ame-rica (am I pronouncing that right?) or Burkina Faso (yes, we notice EVERYTHING).

The Requiem Ball is basically my thank you to all of my Minions, for creating such a fun, creative, and frankly down-right crazy community around these books. I want to bring everyone together for one almighty celebration for the final book, and it's going to be EPIC.

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

It's hanging fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
*nods*
How be thee on thus fine day in a month that be not may? Is the sun shining? Doth thou birds sing? Oh deary do please tell me everything!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hello Emerald!
*throws her a saber*
Engarde!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Good day dear Chi of the ice and the snow! How be on this day I beg to know! (Or at least I would if I begged). Also did you get my last email last night? The one about megabus?

Anonymous said...

*catches the saber*
En garde it is, then!
*jabs wildly in a random direction* *then realises I have no idea how the heck to fence*

Inky Flame said...

Ive g2g now, byii

Anonymous said...

And hey, Chione. :)
Your fanfictions are really good, btw. :)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*flashes in with her own epée*
*aiming for her stomach*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Bye Chlog!

Anonymous said...

Bye, Chloe!

*flicks right hand* *a wall of shadows and air instantly forms around me and it /should/ be unbreachable*

Anonymous said...

(also, um, Silente...
What the heck is an epèe?)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*pulls back seeing the shadows*
Well that's just mean
*throws glitter glue at the shadows*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(There are many diffrent types of fencing sword. Saber, standard foil etc and the epée is one of them. *doesn't actually know fencing* *this is knowledge aquired through books*)

Anonymous said...

You dare to use... *shudders* GLITTER GLUE?
*the shadows melt away*
I summon thee, Internet gods!
*a purple ice lolly is now in my hand*
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
*brandishes the ice lolly of doom*

Anonymous said...

(oh. Okay :P)

Chione Asahina said...

Omg thank you emerald :D

And yes I did Silente.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Not the ice lolly of doom! Erm..
*pulls out a dodo*
What? Nope!
*ornage*
Nuh uh
*glitter bag*
Nada
*flamethrower*
Aha!
*bandashes the flamethrower threateningly at the ice cream*

Anonymous said...

Welcomes! And please, call me Fay. :)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

@Chi Oh good. Is it of any help? I mean its cheaper than the train...and if i get to go I might grab a train to Manchester and get on the same bus at the manchester stop...

Anonymous said...

*retaliates with a...*
*thinks for a bit*
Aha!
*pulls an adorable kitten out of nowhere*
You wouldn't hurt an itty bitty kitty, would you?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Awwwww!
*throws the flamethrower away*
*comes out with a teacup pig*
Aha! Everyone knows kitty's won't attack if you have a teacup pug!

Anonymous said...

Um... Uh...
*the kitty changes into a teaSPOON pig*
Mwahahahahahaha!!!!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*frowns at the teaspoon pig*
*the teacup pig becomes a teaspoon kitten*
Wait...no that won't work..
*it turns into a t-rex*
Ha ha!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

MSD 4 FOOD

Anonymous said...

*the teaspoon pig poofs and turns into a makeup kit*
Haha! Bow before the power of EXTREME MAKEOVER, DINOSAUR EDITION!!!!
*a whirlwind encases the t-rex and brushes, creams, powders etc give the bewildered dinosaur an extreme makeover*

Anonymous said...

MBD AS MY EXTREMELY AWESOME BROTHER JUST PUT ON NOW YOU SEE ME

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Back!)

*frowns at the dinosaur*
Dino!
*it turns into a puppy*

Chione Asahina said...

Silente, e-mail.

barmybex said...

OMG!!!! I seriously have to win this. It's the day before my Birthday - going to this party would be the BEST PRESENT EVER!!!
So exciting. I literally am having trouble breathing right now! :O

Anonymous said...

This movie is amazing...
But I guessed 80% of the 'magic' in the first show... :)

Luciana said...

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:)

Chione Asahina said...

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Luciana!

Luciana said...

Hello Chioneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Ignore that pooooof! t never happened!

Chione Asahina said...

I'm alright, you?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

I've decides to start pet sitting! It will get me money (which i always need) and work experiance and maybe even exercise!

Luciana said...

SILENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!



I'm okay I think, Chione. Really awful headache though. >-<

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

LUCIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
*highfives*
Sup pup!

Anonymous said...

I'm now dizzy from the shaky cam...

Luciana said...

HOW ARE YOU SILENTE?!

Dragona Pine said...

Hello.

Chione Asahina said...

Silente, e-mail.

Luciana said...

Hey Dragona!

Chione Asahina said...

Hello Dragona.

Luciana said...

Hello Elleni! How are you?

Also - how are you, Dragona?


Sorry! I'm distracted doing work!:/

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Chione and Lucia! How are you both?

Dragona Pine said...

I'm fine, thank you.




Hey Elleni!

Luciana said...

I'm okay thanks, Dragona. Just a bit of a headache. >~<

Glad you're okay!

*salutes Elleni*

*hugs Elleni*

Hey:3

Chione Asahina said...

I'm great Dragona. I really am :)
Life's good again. But for how long?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

REPRESENTING ALL THE WOMEN

SALUTE

SALUTE

Luciana said...

Loki doki, Elleni!

FABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *attacklehuggles* How are you?!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

LUUUUUCCCCCYYYYYYYYYYYYY [attacklehuggles back]

I am okayish. You?

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Always fear, Dugglyn is here!!!!
How be's yous?!
How be's yous eyes?!

Luciana said...

I'm headachey... Trying to do EPQ stuff though. Got a meeting tomorrow... >_>

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Does anyone have an idea for a last name for Dugglyn? I can't think of any....

Luciana said...

Hey Dugglyn! *hugs* I'm headachey! How are you?

And I suck with names, sorry... :P

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

I'm good!
*hugs back*

Yeah, I'm bad with names as well...
I might be ok with first names (I didn't even think of Dugglyn!) But adding a last name is hard!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Hi Elleni! How be's yous?!?
How be's yous eyes?!?

Hmm Dugglyn Finkleburg. I will think about that...
Thanks for the idea!

Luciana said...

When I say I'm bad with names I tend to mean I only use stupidly weird names...
For example:
Elaissia Daksa Zanone
Luciana Clover Scáth
Livi Delicae
Fei

etc.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs Lucy]

I hope your headache goes away soon.

Hey Dugglyn!

Dugglyn Caterpillar?
Dugglyn Odd?
Dugglyn D. Dugglynson?
Dugglyn Idunno?

(I can't think of anything better, sorry)

Wb Elleni!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Yeah it is pretty awesome! Or what about Finkleberry? Or Dugglyn Lampy? Or Dugglyn Birdfeeder?
Ok sorry those are just random things I saw!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Lucy, I like your names!! They're nice! Really!

Hehe, Fabi I like Dugglyn D. Dugglynson!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Hi Fabi!!!
How be's yous?!
How be's yous eyes?!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Dugglyn Carzainia!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Carzy! The correct version of crazy!
Sorry I poofed I'm editing my profile and then my mom didn't realize I was home so when she left she turned on the alarm and so if I went down stairs the motion sensor would see me and set off the alarm so I had to fix that!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Yes, I think I am!

Hi Chi!!!!
How be's yous?!?
How be's yous eyes?!?

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

And save! Yeah! Now I have a profile! And a last name!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Sorry I went to my sisters art exhibition thingy majig.


Hey!
*flips from a tree*
*lands lightly*
Who wants to play a game?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Sorry I'm so distant!

I didn't put much thought into my name, tbh.

That's why I go by Moss sometimes, because that name suits me so much more. Only my roleplay character is Fabi, and that's what nearly everyone knew me as first, so people kept getting confused, so I mostly don't bother.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Yay, Dugglyn!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

A game that's fun.

OMG TRUTH OR DARE!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*looks at Silente suspiciously*
What kind of game?

Oh and Hi!
How be's yous?!
How be's yous eyes?!?
I got a last name! It's Carzainia!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

I be gudz!
My eyez be finz!
Cook last name!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

OMG!!! YES!!! Truth or dare!!!!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Yes, it is a cook last name!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

We can make our characters do dares...its more fun than scrabble. And more fun for you lot than hunt the humans.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

That's a good question, Elleni!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Yes, agreed. I don't like hunt the human! I'm not really human though....

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Truth from character me's thinks.

Hunt the human is where vampires chase after humans, hunt then down, and eat them.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

That would be awesome, Jaz! :-)

Hopefully we can work something out...

The dares are usually things like impersonating someone else, talking without vowels, etc. It's all here stuff, though, not affecting real life.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

We can play that if you like Jazz Hands. I'll give you a 5 second head start
*grins showing two neat rows if pointed teeth*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Oh. If it's completely character, I should probably play as Effie...

Brb.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

If we did from real person then people may not want to do it because they may not want to share that info on the internet. It's not that I don't trust you peeps but other, creepy people can look at the comments also....

Luciana said...

SORRY FOR ME BEING SO DISTANT I'M DOING WORK!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Okay we'll wait for Fabz to return then start. Dugglyn can go first

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

As in I truth or dare someone first or someone truth or dares me?

Noelle said...

The power of one man doesn't amount to much. But, however little strength I'm capable of... I'll do everything humanly possible to protect the people I love, and in turn they'll protect the ones they love. It seems like the least we tiny humans can do for each other.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hunt the vampire? Spoiler->the vampires win.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Where the vampire can't fight back! >:D

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Ok, Elleni, truth or dare?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

I'm sorry but how do you plan to prevent the vampire from fighting back?

And need I point out I can outrun BOTH of you.

Chione Asahina said...

Hey Adra, Dugglyn, Elleni

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

What do ya say Silente? Wanna play hunt the vampire where the vampire can't fight back?

Noelle said...

There's no such thing as a painless lesson-they just don't exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can't gain anything without losing something first. Although if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you'll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Hi Chi! Hi Adra! (If you stayed!)

Ok, dare and ded. The two D's. Hmm...

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

(Ok, I need some help! What should I do? I'm not sure how to start....)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Usually it's sort of a mix that just kinda works.

And nobody asks each other things like where they live or what their given name is.

We've never had to, like, set rules.

Except that it doesn't apply to roleplay canon.

But yeah. It just works.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*laughs*
*stops suddenly* no. Even if you somehow prevented me from fighting back neither of yoy can teleport and i beat you both in speed.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

((I got the first comment. I dedicate the page to something.))

Noelle said...

Even when our eyes are closed, there's a whole world out there that lives outside ourselves and our dreams.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

I love Adras quotes. They're so inspirational.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I've returned, by the way.

(You weren't here before...)

Oh, shut up, Fabi! You were here before and we're basically twins, so...

(...we look nothing alike)

Sure we do!

Luciana said...

ADRA IS GETTING SO DEEP TODAY


I SORTA LOVE IT

Noelle said...

FMA

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey Effieeeee

Maybe after truth or dare.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

I did not just dedicate this page to something! I promise! I dedicate this page to the Requiem Ball. I hope that I can go and that other hollandaise can too! The chances of me getting to go is slim.

Valice said...

I made a special blog for this, if you are serious about this: requiemballgermany.blogspot.de :D

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Ok, Elleni. I dare you to buy me a 2000 pound cheese cake!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Maybe we should let effieeeee go....so we get an idea of what types of dares to do...

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Yes. I want cheese cake. Now!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

No! Silente! I want my 2000 pound cheese cake!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*laughs*
*grins* you deserved that Dug.

Noelle said...

*Bows*
*Her tongue may be sharp, but her words are stolen fragments of something bigger than her*
*Is flattered, however, that one mistakes the words to be under her ownership* *Perhaps the creation of such a thing is more than likely to come to by by her mind, but not in this instance*
*Leaves*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Hey! What was that for?!
*licks the cheese cake off her mouth*
Mmmmm, this is good! Thanks!
*uses her hand to scrape more off her face*
Ok, who's next?!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*high fives Elleni back*
Right Elleni your turn.

Bye Adra!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Bye Adra!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hmmm.... Dare!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*raises hand*
I am!!!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Me, you, Dugglyn and possibly effieeeee although she seems to have poofed...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*looks at Dugglyn*
*turns and runs*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[waves to Adra]

I'll be distant, by the way. Fabi and I are having a multitasking battle, which is sorta stupid, seeing as we're multitasking to be each other and ourselves, but y'know, whatever.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Wait, so I have to hunt Silente and eat her?! Eew!!!!!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*runs faster*
*grins*
*faster*
*faster*
*FASTER*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*sighs and runs after Silente*
*when it becomes apparent she won't be able to catch up running she turns into mist*
Here comes the Sun!
Deodorant!

Or in this case, Here comes the Dugglyn!!!!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*the floats behind Silente, slowly gaining*
*it is taking a lot of energy*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

(Hehe!)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Bring it Carzainia!
*climbs halfway up a tree*
*starts swinging like a monkey*
*still moving at a high speed*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*the mist is suddenly holding a caffeinated energy drink*
Heheheehehehehhehehehe!!!!! DIE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
*drinks it all in one gulp*
*starts shaking*
I'M GOING TO CATCH YOU LITTLE VAMPY!!!!!!!!!! HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHE!!!!!!!
*starts moving even faster*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

(You see I never have caffeine but yet I'm really hyper so when I have caffeine....
Let's just hope the world doesn't blow! Oh and I didn't really have caffeine so if I really did, like in real life, it would be even carzier!)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Oh God not energy drinks!
*drops to the ground and moves FAST*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

OH MY GOSH I LOVE THIS

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

(Im a wild banshee ninja. I can turn into mist and walk on walls and stuff like that! I also explode when I have sugar or caffeine and in this case I had both!)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*turns and runs THROUGH the mist*
*heading back*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*moves so fast she is a blur*
*crackles madly*
BwahahahahahahahahHH!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHhHhHHHHHhHHHhAahhahahahahaha!--!--!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL CATCH YOU!!!!! DONT TRY AND RUN!!! I WOULDN'T HURT YOU!!!! i think.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*the mist stops and goes the other way*
*moves quickly*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

(Just thinking about caffeine made me really hyper!)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

That's not reassuring!
*emerges in the tree line*
*shouts while running past*
How do I win?!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*follows Silente*
*goes right through the trees*
YOU DON'T, DEARY!!!!!!!
MWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!,,!!!!!!!!!
*is gaining on her*
I WILL CATCH YOU!!!!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*nods*
*she can do that*
*moves faster than a blur teeth grit*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[high-fives Jaz]

Dugglyn, you seriously need to meet Jubi.

SERIOUSLY

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*drinks more energy drink*
*is mist is turning different colors now*
I!!!! MUST!!!!!!! WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
*suddenly shoots forward and latches onto Silente*
*shouts into her ear*
HI HONEY!!!!!!!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Ahhh!
*shakes while running trying to get the creepy mist off*
*bashes her back against a tree*
Oww!
*runs as fast as she can, her skin nearly burning*
*it'd be difficult, if at all possible, to hold onto her now*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*goes straight through the tree*
*part of the mist is still on Silente the other part is trying to keep up*
(Just a little bit is on her, it got stuck in her hair or jacket or something like that!)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Eleni if you could tell us when I win that'd be great)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

(Right now I am sitting on my room all alone in the house listening to Here Comes The Sun over and over again, crackling!)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

(Probably soon...)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(**Elleni)

*is panting now*
*keeps up the speed dodging the trees*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*takes even more energy drink*
*the mist is now turning colors and letting off sparks*
*a small part of it is still on Silente*
*the rest is not far behind*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*sprints back to the clearing*
*screams out* TIMES UP!
*falls and lays flat on her back panting on the ground*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

JUBILANCE GLEE.

One of the coolest people in the known universe.

I think she and Dugglyn would get along splendidly and also possibly destroy the world.

But who cares! XD

(What Effie means to say is that Jubi is another random hyper awesome minion who used to frequent these pages. She's either one of my best friends or possibly my arch nemesis. Most likely both. She's hilarious, and so is Dugglyn, and I think they'd get along well.)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*solidifies*
*her vision is weird*
Realizes her eye is in Silente's hair*
Um, could I have my eye back please?!
*is still vibrating and changing colors and letting off sparks*
I think that was a bit too much energy drink!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

(Um, I'm not sure, actually...?)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Your...
*reaches a hand into her hair*
EWWWWWWWW!
*yanks the eyeball out and lobs it at Dugglyn*
MY HAIR!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

(Oh, now I really want to meet her!
Hi Dragona!!! We're playing truth or dare and I just had 3 caffeinated energy drinks and am really hyper! (I didn't have caffeine in real life but I am hyper in real life!))

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

*Okay, I think maybe Silente won*

*Totally didn't flip a coin*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Welcome back, Dragona!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*jumps up*
Yes!
*grins and sticks her tongue out at Dugglyn*
I win.
Okay who am I daring or truthin?

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

(There was a bit of mist stuck to Silente and it was my eye!)
*catches to eye and pops it back in*
*is still shaking, changing color, and letting off sparks*
Thanks Silente! That feels better!!! Who's next!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

I don't care!
*sticks her tongue out Silente*
*more sparks fly out of her*
*one lands in Silente's hair*
Sorry!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Effieeeeee!!!!!!!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

STOP MESSIN WITH MY HAIR!
*makes sure it doesn't set her hair alight*
Effieeeee. Truth or dare?

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

I said sorry!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Okay this is just a poll question, who's heard of truth, dare, double dare, kiss, command or promise?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

You can use just one e at the end if you like. :P

DARE.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

I haven't, though sometimes my friends and I play dare or double dare.

Dragona Pine said...

(Earlier I was playing Mass Effect 3's multiplayer as my Turian Soldier. Who, with the specs I have, can have a 107.5% damage increase when he uses an assault rifle.
... then everyone on my team died. Well, apart from me.
I mean, it IS understandable - it was a mission where you had to hack into a computer. Which involved staying stationary in a small area.
And all the enemies spawned HORRIBLY close to where we were supposed to be hacking.
So yeah... everyone died. I revived two of them but the third one was executed. Then the two were instantly killed by an enemy called a Phantom. So I couldn't revive them.
So I tried to gun down the enemies but at the wave and difficulty we were on, there were about four of the strongest enemies and four of the second-strongest. So I couldn't DO anything by myself. I had to run away and lead the enemies in a huge chase around the map, setting ambushes whilst I was going. I NEARLY died quite a lot, but bearing in mind the amount of powerful - and the not-so-powerful - enemies that had spawned I did exceptionally well. I managed to take down all of the strongest ones and was getting swarmed by enemy soldiers.
So I kept continuing the hack by staying in the area whenever I could. But every now and then there were a tonne of enemies so I couldn't stay and yeah I was running out of time.

I survived, but I ran out of time. So the hack wasn't completed. So we failed the mission and failed the game.

It annoyed me. People who were using stronger characters than I were kept being taken down. And my little soldier was like "aaahhhh!")

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Okay!
Erm....
Kiss Elleni!

Dragona Pine said...

This unit has no data available regarding a game of that title.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I've not heard of it, no.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

YUS!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*laughs at Elleni's reaction, sending sparks everywhere*

Dragona Pine said...

We do not understand the objective of the game or why it is necessary for entertainment.

We have no concept of entertainment.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

...

[Suddenly develops a stereotypical Britsh accent]

[Illusions a suit of armor, minus the helmet]

Alrighty then.

Terribly sorry, Elleni.

[Does a dramatic sweeping bow]

[Takes her hand and kisses it]

I am at your service, my lady.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

OI!

WAY TO BREAK MY LOOPHOLE, ELLENI

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Sorry Effie. Loophole was turminated.

Valice said...

So the Requiem ball in germany is a thing now. It is because there's a blog for it now. So if you live in Germany (NRW would be best so you don't have to drive that far but I don't really care where you're from as long as you do this) come to this blog I made for it. Please, I can't do this without you!!! www.requiemballgermany.blogspot.de , that's your new destination! Seriously, only one and a half weeks and then we have summer holidays all you people from NRW- we can do this!!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*drags Elleni back*
*laughs*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*falls to the ground rolling with laughter*
*she does find it funny but not this funny*
*all the energy drink is making her carzy*
*sparks fall around her*

Dragona Pine said...

This unit does not comprehend the objective of this game.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*laughs at Dugglyn and Elleni*
I said kiss! Not snog! Cool it girl!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL TERMINATED!

[catches herself]

[Resumes accent]

My apologies, I had momentarily forgotten that insulting a person's spelling and/or grammar abilities was the lowest of arguments.

...

Oh, dear. It seems Elleni has left us. What a pity.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

MY EYES.....
*laughs harder*
ARE DYING OF....
*laughs even harder*
LAUGHTER!!!!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*speaks between fits of laughter*
COOL WHAT?
Hehehhhahahahhehehhohoho
MY EYES?!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Oh no Effie she's right here.
*gestures to Elleni*
It's fine.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...
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Dragona Pine said...

We do not understand. It was our understanding of human biology that laughter was the result of rhythmical contractions of the diaphragm and other parts of the respiratory system, and that the optics of a human had no part in this. Please clarify.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

It is hard to speak when you are talking! It's a fact Mr. Roboty!
Ooooooo! That is your new nickname, Mr. Roboty!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Well Gethzilla the movement of her diaphragm warmed her body and the excess heat was ventilated through her eyes..

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Oh, sorry Mr. Roboty. I think I misunderstood you!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

I shall not die tonight.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Effieeeeee! Your turn!!!!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Makes Elleni seem to disappear]

[Teleports to library]

[Grabs a very startled Rook]

[Makes him a name tag that says Elleni]

[Reappears]

[Whispers to Elleni to be quiet]

[Takes her hat (assuming she's wearing one) and puts it on Rook's head]

[Kisses him]

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Yeah Ef. You gotta dare now. Or truth. I think your wither saying it to Gethzilla or Dugglyn

Dragona Pine said...

This unit is not a robot. The word 'Robot', according to our data, originated from the Czech word 'Robota' meaning 'forced labour'. We are not forced in to any kind of physical activity, therefore we are not a robot.


*looks at Silente*

You are trying to be humorous. That is statistically improbable in a human.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*stands up, still laughing*
*wobbles slightly*
HI SILENTE!!!
*holds her arms wide*
DO YOU WANT A HUG?!
*runs up to her and tries to take a bite out of her*
Hehehe

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*moves away from Dugglyn*
I'm fine thanks Dugglyn.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

I don't care Mr. Roboty! That is your nickname! Even if you aren't a robot!

Dragona Pine said...

This unit believes the human designated "Dugglyn" is malfunctioning and is in need of repairs.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Well Gethzilla its statistically improbable that I'm a human.

Unknown said...

Guys this has nothing to do with this blog post but I have successfuly gotten two of my friends hooked on this series.One of said friends started read these books a moth ago and is already on book four and my other friend is on chapter twelve of the first book.

Derek,your welcome

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Rook: Hi Effie, nice to see you, too.

Effie: [Whispers in his ear] Thank you!

Rook: [Still looks confused] [Gives Elleni her hat back]

Effie: Geth unit, truth or dare?

Rook: [under his breath] Ah, that explains things.

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