Oh, and for all those who have been asking me to release a chapter from The Dying of the Light early, like I did with a few of the other books, Armageddon Outta Here is the only place you'll find it, right after all the previously published short stories, the rare short stories, The End of the World, and brand new stories featuring the Dead Men, Gordon Edgley, Valkyrie and vampires, and a story-that-turned-into-a-novella, Get Thee Behind Me, Bubba Moon.
Oh, and this is for the people who like their videos to fit their webpages a little bit better...
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YOU'RE MAKING ME WANT CHOCOLATE CAKE NOW. O_O
I'm making me want more chocolate cake!
??????
@Silente: WELL STOP TALKING THEN!
*fills her mouth with chocolate cake to stop her talking*
*EATS IT ALL*
*YAY*
SERIAL KILLERS ARE PEOPLE TOO
IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE VOICES I'M JUST LIKE YOU!
Someone in my maths class thinks I'm going to be a phyco when I'm older.
@Silente: Yup! :P
And - don't worry, you're awesome. :)
Er...
*looks clueless*
Absolutely no idea at all. Not one. Absolutely no reason...
Good doctor or crazy doctor?
In my maths class, I just scare people with my weirdness. :P
What is it with maths?
Always fear, Dugglyn is here!!!!!!!!
How be's yous eyes?!?!
How be's yous?!?!?!
HI ELLENI!!!!!!!
*glomps back*
Hihihihihihihihi!!!!!!
How be's yous?!?!?
How be's yous eyes?!?!
Oh, forget about the last part of my last comment!
I am back.
Hey Dug!
Wb Dragona!
Kk Elleni!
Might start soon...
(Silente - start what?)
Hey dugglyn, thank you for the comment on my blog, I appreciate it greatly.
Yesterday we had friends in town from Walla Walla and so I was busy the whole day and it made me realize how much I missed Blogland. I was like, oh all I want to do right now us talk to people on Blogland. Not that they aren't awesome and fun (they as in the people I was with) but I was so tired because of the swim meet Thursday night. Omg, the swim meet was SO awesome!! I got hyper for the first race and started scaring people and then I ran around screaming my eyes are drowning in beans!! And then I had sugar so then I was even more hyper and I was cheering my teammates on and I was going up to the benches (where you wait before you swim) and gave high fives to all the younger kids and one of the kids looked at me and said, I don't know you. You are creepy. Get away from me! And I was like, Hey! We're on the same TEAM! We have to support each other!
But then I was cheering so much I lost my voice. That is a lot of cheering because I don't lose my voice easily!
@Dragona sooooome thiiiiiiiing
*winks*
Stick around and you'll find out!
Hey Chi!
Your welcome, Chi!
Hi to everyone who said hi!!!
How be's yous eyes?!?
How be's yous?!?
This unit has no eyes. We have an optic. Diagnostics suggest the optic is working at full capacity.
**is
Oh, and the beans were refried!
Is be waitin!
Ma eyez be fine!
Wha bout chew?
Okay, that's good enough for me, Gethie!
(I'm sorry Geth, but your reaction to being called Gethie amuses me!)
My eyes are good! Slowly melting and drowning in refried beans, but overall, good!
I am good as well!
Brb! Breakfast!
Sorry, dinner happened . . . D:
I HAVE to be distant now. :/
Oh that's good then Dugglyn!
This unit is not designated "Gethie".
Ah okay. I'll wait for El and Dug to return.
*buzzes*
Nooo Elleni don't leave us suddenly! I need people to be on!
@Elleni: WAIT AND SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Stick around and you'll see!
*winks*
*really hates waiting*
I should find a dp...
Actually what happened to my old dp?!
Mbd until Dug gets back...
And possibly Dragona. I get the feeling he's poofed.
C really hates waiting . . .
She doesn't like it when she's not moving.
Like, if we're in a coach, that's okay, because the coach is moving, but if the coach ISN'T moving, it really frustrates her.
@Silente: I HAVE NO IDEA. :O
@Elleni: Dp = display picture. I call them profile pictures, but that's longer to type, I guess . . . :P
Same Star. I HATE waiting.
Dp=display picture
*sigh*
Imma go for a bit. Bbl. Will be on YouTube.
I don't mind it.
Hour and three quarters queues for rollercoasters, though - just, no. I was dying. -_-
IT WAS SO HORRIBLE FRUSTRATING.
Okay, Elleni. :/
*HORRIBLY
Incidentally, I CANNOT WRITE.
SERIOUSLY MY WRITING IS ATROCIOUS
Theres no set number I'd just prefer for there to be a decent amount. That way more people know about it.
I might wait till 9/10 GMT, that seems like the busiest time normally....
Or 8
Sorry I poofed.
@Silente: *has no idea, sorry D:*
I have done nothing but poof all day.
Hey Dragona.
Most people just poof during the day
Back!!!
May have to leave soon but will try to be back asap!
Have to help set up for my brother's birthday party. -_-
He didn't have to help with mine!
(Fun fact: my brother and I were born on the same day but are two years apart! Weird!)
@Chi: Heh that sounds like me. :)
@Dugglyn: Woah . . . :O That's weird. O_O
Yeah, people are always like, are you twins? Or, they just say happy birthday to one of us and the other one gets left out. In a way it's fun but also it gets really busy around this time of year and we get a lot of gifts we have to share! I know right! Sharpening...-_-
:P
My biology teacher STILL hasn't emailed me back . . . !
@Dugglyn: -_- I wouldn't like it, I don't think. :P
(Sorry I poofed)
Aww! When did you email her?
She might be busy.
It is Saturday....
Tis ok, Gethie!
*him
Well, he TOLD me to email him.
But he may have meant before I went away.
But either way I'm just like SIRRRRRRR I NEED MY WORK SO I CAN DO MY WORK SO I CAN PROCRASTINATE MY OTHER WORK
**him
Sorry!
Oh, if he told you to email him....
Brb!
No, Elleni! I don't think that would work....
Remember, I live in Seattle!
@Elleni: What? No.
@Dugglyn: YES EXACTLY. -_-
Eh I wouldn't put it past him to email me Monday morning and blame me though. :P
Okay who's on at the mo?
I LIVE IN YORKSHIRE WITH DRAGONA AND SILENTE AND MUSHROOM AND YEAH IT'S FUN HERE.
:)
Also, I made a type when typing the word 'YORKSHIRE' and ended up with 'YORKSHIT'. Heh.
@Elleni: Email my biology teacher . . .
I'm from England.
@Silente: Yus.
Okay. Stars here, Elleni's here.
Draggie and Dug speak if you are here!
*Silente/Elleni
@Elleni: YES :O
Seattle area is full as well!!!! You and Dugglyn and Fabi and Val V and someone else, but I've forgotten who they were . . . oops . . . or maybe they never existed. :P
Seattle and Yorkshire. :)
I'm here.
@Elleni: OH GOSH. XD
Okay Draggie, Elleni and Star.
Starry is Hunt and Ez here?
I'm back!
Sorry! Had to do a couple random chores but I should be back now!
@Elleni you have no idea how many times I have almost commented that!
Okay that brings us up to 3
**four excluding me
This unit is present and all one thousand, one hundred and eighty three Geth programmes are accounted for.
MY EYES ARE DROWNING IN REFRIED BEANS!!!!!!!!
*gasps*
GASP!
Hunter: No.
Just kidding, we're here.
Ez: Star probably isn't now, though.
Hunter: Bye Star.
HI HUNTER!!!! HI EZ!!!!!!!!
*hyper jumps around them*
HIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!!
We believe Dugglyn is malfunctioning again.
*screams as Elleni accidentally scoops out one of her eyes*
*it's the same one that fell out when she was playing hunt the vampire with Silente*
Darn that eye!
Ez: I don't think Dugglyn ever functions.
Hunter: *reaches out to catch the Dugglyn and stop her bouncing* *has limited success*
What do you mean malfunctioning /again/?!
*turns to Ez*
That is the conclusion we have generated from our past experience with her.
James:*laughs from the side*
Sort them out.
Member o posse: *waves a hand casually and everyone is thrown backward*
All:*march in dragging a gagged and bound Silente along with them*
James:over there will do. *points*
Posse:*nods and walk over dragging Silente along*
*bounces even more*
You can't stop me Hunter! I'm the gingerbread man!
*turns to Dugglyn*
Your operating system is not running at full functionality. You may have errors or corrupted data.
*is thrown back*
Hey!
*realizes who it is*
Oh. It's James. Not good!
((Ez: Yeah, we share an account because we're lazy.
Hunter: No, we share an account because we're AWESOME.
Ez: *frowns* Okay, keep thinking that.
Might be distant.))
Hunter and Ez: *stand up, and look*
Hunter: Last time I helped Silente, it was a load of bother for no reason.
*sits down again*
Ez: . . .
That's very nice of you.
*runs after Silente, and after a moment, he follows her*
*follows Ez and Hunter*
I'm cooommmmiiinnnnnggggg!!!!!!!!
*is thrown backwards but lands in a crouch and draws rifle and starts firing at James and his henchmen*
Ez: *looks behind and sees Dugglyn coming* Oh, God.
Hunter: Oh, look.
*points at the Geth Platform*
Rifle fire.
They'll handle it.
*sits down again*
((Hunter: @Elleni: Bad stuff.
*nods solemnly*
Very bad stuff.
Ez: That stuff is bad.
Hunter: It is indeed.
*he nods solemnly at her, and she nods solemnly bad*))
*turns back and looks at Elleni*
James got her. I don't know how. All I know is that whatever James has planned, it isn't good!
*runs forward again, pulling out her sword*
James: *waves a hand and makes a wall of air between them and the bloglandians* *makes numerous shadow chairs on both sides of the wall* please. Have a seat.
Mem o posse: order! We are here today to witness the trial of one Silente Tempest. The jury consists of James Venemous, Elder Mist, Ireland Vampires representative Samuel and numerous other leaders of important places.
*all the leaders take a seat*
Mem o posse: Let the trial begin.
Hunter: @Elleni: Someone.
*he's being very helpful today, apparently*
Hunter: *frowns* I don't like trails.
*blasts at the wall of air, to see what happens*
James is the person that turned Silente into a vampire. He has tortured her many times. He is bad. Very bad.
(Correct me if any of this info is wrong!)
This unit will stand.
Your jury is biased. It contains no form of synthetic life. The trail is unfair and we cannot allow it to continue.
*nods*
Yes, trails are boring!
*turns into mist and tries to get through the wall of air*
Hunter: @Dugglyn: You got the bad part left.
Ez: Right.
Hunter: LEFT.
Don't worry, Dragona, I'm probably going to intervene anyway.
@Elleni who knows.
@Hunter wha? I got the bad part left?
*trials
((Hunter: Sorry. Most of you will know this by now, but Star can't type. She also can't talk. Or use expressions. She doesn't really do communication, in fact. If any of you know how I can update her software, please inform me.
Ez: We need to find a hardware store.
Hunter: That.))
Posse: *drag a beaten and bloodied Silente into a standing position*
James: *stands* Silente Tempest is a liar, a cheater and a monster. She has commuted numerous crimes and resisted capture. She is an abomination and deserves to be treated as such!
A leader: *stands* she should be punished with the time given by all her crimes
Someone else: *stands* I have heard tales of her torturing people for fun! She should be punished severely!
Silente: *blinks and looks around* w..what....
Hunter: @Dugglyn: Yes. You got the bad part left.
Ez: He means you got it right.
Hunter: No, she got it LEFT.
*glares at Ez*
Stop feeding into it.
**trials
How did I not realize trails is wrong?
Hunter: OKAY.
*blasts the wall harder*
Ez: *leaves him to it* *no point both of them using energy*
((Hunter: @Dugglyn: Because Star got it wrong first?
*sighs*
@Elleni: What kind of intense music?))
What?!
This jury is bias! You all just want to hurt her!
*the air wall stays in tact*
Posse member: *slaps Silente hard sending her head snapping back*
Mem o posse: What does the crowd say in her defense?
This unit has evidence of Venemous-James torturing and maiming.
Hunter: *pulls a machine gun out and -*
Ez: *carefully pushes the gun downwards* Don't hurt anyone.
Hunter: *fires at the bottom of the wall, so at least he isn't firing directly at anyone's head*
Hunter: I've killed and tortured many people.
Are you trialling me?
You are bias! She has done horrible things but so have all of us!! So have you, James! Especially you James!!!
I put zombie caterpillars in the brains of all the leaders of the world! Silente tortured people! You tortured and killed people! I'm pretty sure Hunter and Ez have killed people!
Ez: *frowns at Dugglyn* You might not want to be advertising that stuff.
Hunter: You better not be.
Hi
I'm back.
My lapse unconsciousness after my heart was restarted may have had something to do with a dead battery...
@Elleni I don't really know much about Owna. Sorry!
James: *stands* it matters little what they say! She has manipulated them into thinking she's good! They will lie for her just to please her!
Mist: The Man has a point.
Samuel: She's been shunned by us. I can see the mark on her head. Even to us she's a monster.
Leader: Even by vampire standards?! What did she do?
James: As I said she's a monster! Unworthy of sensation!
This unit has not been manipulated. We had were fighting Silente yesterday. This unit had several of its limbs severed. Yet we still speak out against you.
Hunter: @Elleni: Alleft, alLEFT, you're not trialling me, Hunter.
*has put his machine gun away by this point* *obviously*
Ez: Hey Vivanus.
Hunter: Yeah, hey Viv.
*looks at Hunter*
This unit can provide thermal energy to assist you if required. We can also fortify our shields if you wish to use our energy.
James: See! The synthetic life has even been rewired for her purposes!
Mist: what do you suggest James?
Leader: she must be imprisoned!
Samuel: That is not enough!
Leader 2: Eternal torture!
James: DEATH BY SALTWATER!
*all fall silent*
Mem o posse: Are there any arguments against said action?
*looks at Ez*
Whatever.
We are not manipulating into thinking anything! She tortured me! I know that! How could I forget!? But compared to you, she is an angel! You are a cruel, horrible, monster. If anyone should be one trial it should be you!
Yes! Just let her go you monster!
This unit cannot be manipulated. We are too complex. We cannot be hacked, or deactivated by an electromagnetic pulse. We cannot be rewired without fatal consequences.
Hunter: @Dragona: If you would blast through these air walls, that would be appreciated.
*his voice is slightly more curt, and his eyes go grey as he glances towards Dugglyn* *Ez looks at Hunter, slightly worried*
*sees Hunter's grey eyes*
Umm.... are you ok?
*turns to Hunter and nods*
Affirmative.
posse member: I may have a better idea sir.
*all look at him*
James: what. What would be better than death for her?
Posse member: Torture. Thirst and memories and isolation.
Mist: What do you speak of?
Samuel: I side with death!
James: Be quiet!
Posse member: I speak of a different dimension. One of barren land. One that, for her, would be a living hell.
James: *smiles slowly* away from her friends. No food...she'd go insane....
Hunter: @Dugglyn: *frowns, his grey eyes lightening a little* Yes, I'm fine.
How are you?
the doctors let me out after I proved I could walk on my own.
I've learned my lesson, one does not tickle Lord Vile and get away unharmed. I'm surprised I survived!
So, what's going on?
Um I am fine.
Mem o posse: on what grounds is the objection?
Hunter: @Dragona: Oh, good.
Ez: Shush. I'm listening.
Hunter: They can access alternate dimensions?
Ez: Apparently so.
Hunter: That's so cool!
*waves at trailers* Can you send me with her*
Ez: Hunter. NO.
Hunter: Alternate dimensions, Ez. That's cool.
*stands next to Elleni*
YOU CAN'T DO THIS! WE OBJECT!!
*triallers
((That was autocorrect that time, actually, not Star.
Wow.
Star's getting better. :)))
This unit must object. Your method of punishment is precisely what you are trialling Tempest-Silente for.
We have reached consensus.
*fortifies shields by a massive amount and walks against the solid air barrier*
*since no air particles can get through the shield, they are pushed aside*
*walks through the air barrier and aims rifle at all the people*
This unit requests that you stop moving or we will open fire.
Our knowledge of human biology also suggests a kick between your lower limbs will cause you pain. We will use this if required.
Hunter:: *throws random object at air wall*
I OBJECT TOO!
This is quite fun, actually.
*watching with interest, now*
Ez: *is watching Hunter more than the trial, checking he's not going to randomly kill someone or something*
Leaders: never. Never have and never will. My hands are clean.
Mem o posse: that is irrelevant. We are assessing miss Tempest. Not them.
Silente: what happening...
member of posse: *slaps her harder again*
there's a vampire named James?
Ok, what are the charges against Silente and how is she pleading?
Hunter@ @Viv: She's pleading by . . . pleading?
Ez: Actually, she's injured. She doesn't know what's happening.
Hunter: So she's NOT pleading by pleading.
*his eyes are orange, now*
SORRY FOR VANISHING TYLER MADE ME GO ON SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL WITH HIM I APOLOGISE
Star - e-mail!
Shunter: Stand back robot. We will send you away if it is required.
*cleavers step from the shadows*
James: and they will not hesitate to take action.
And /we'll/ be the jury for James!
Silente, did you ask to be a vampire? Did James ask you before he turned you? You can't be blamed for his actions.
*starts to get really worked up*
Hello Elleni! *hugs*
You are misinformed. We are not a robot. We are Geth.
*looks at the Cleavers*
Their weapons will not penetrate the armour this unit possesses.
Mist: James's past is irrelevant
James: Exactly! If that is all you have to say then I believe we have reached a decision!
Mem o posse: objections overruled. If there are no more objections..
James did not ask her!!! She did not want to be a vampire!!!! She is now stuck like this forever!!!
I meant is she pleading innocent or guilty but I assume that since she doesn't know what is happening then she probably hasn't spoken in her defense.
*screams in fury*
*runs at James, her sword out*
SHUT UP! YOU CANT DO THIS!!! JAMES, YOUR PAST IS COMPLETELY RELEVANT!!!
*slashes at his neck*
James: clearly there are no more relevant objections!
Mem o posse: all in favor of Silente Tempest being shunted to a punishment dimension in repent for her crimes say I.
All: I!
Mem o posse: then an agreement has been made
James, maybe you should stand aside (not too close to me) and let another judge take over.)
And even if you declare her guilty I'll attack...I'm a wanted criminal, I don't have much to lose.
This unit consists of one thousand, one hundred and eighty three programmes. We have reached consensus. We are not in favour of Tempest-Silente being shunted. You are outnumbered.
*draws metal to him into a pieces of armor covered with spikes.*
James: *strengthens the wall of air separating them in time for Dugglyn to run into it face first*
Mem o posse: who do you wish to call forth Miss Jazz.
*stops*
*puts her sword away*
*turns into mist*
Sorry.
*floats back to Elleni's side*
You're right. Sorry. He was just making me so mad!
*her fist clench*
*begins fashioning various metal weapons*
Wait, why am I in a court anyways?
I'm a wanted criminal!!!
*gulps*
Mem o posse: this is highly irregualr miss Jazz. I'm afraid I cannot allow it.
James: Stop letting them waste our time and get on with it!
Silente: *groans* what's going on? Where a-
James: *slaps her* do it now!
*starts edging toward door*
*sighs*
*changes mind and walks back*
*starts hyperventilating*
I *gasp* don't *gasp* think *gasp* that this *gasp* is helping! *gasp*
*stops 'taking deep breaths'*
*is a little light headed*
Oh. I like refried beans!!!
*takes a real deep breath*
Oh, this feels better!!
*looks at her, puzzled*
Why?
*lies down anyways*
*says quietly to Elleni*
Um we should really do something fast. I'm afraid I might be recognized.
Shunter: *steps towards Silente*
Mem o posse: We hereby sentence Silente Tempest to life in an different dimension in solitude. May god have mercy on her soul.
James: *grins and nods*
Shunter: *lays his hands on her slumped shoulders* *takes a deep breath and closes his eyes*
((Hunter: I apologise, Star was emailing. *sighs*
Ez: *glares at Star*
Hunter: Okay. Pretend we added to the general chaos.))
*hands Vivanus a mask*
Here this should help!
*stands back up*
I'm feeling better now!
Hunter: *passes Viv as helmet, which is slightly more useful than a mask*
*looks at Elleni*
Now can we charge?
*provides covering fire for Elleni*
James: *shadows grab her and throws Elleni back before she can interfere* Back before we sentence you too!
*a
*assumes that means yes*
*charges forward and drags Silente away from the shunter*
Shunter and Silente: *start flickering*
Posse member: *stabs Silente in the neck with a spiked ring to paralyze her*
James: *grins deliciously*
*fires flamethrower into the jury*
*switches targets to the shunter and starts shooting at them*
Hunter and Ez: *look at each other like 'Okay, chaos.'*
Hunter: Do you think they actually need us?
Ez: Probably not.
*they stand there and watch, similar vaguely amused expressions on their faces*
*whispers to Elleni*
Do we know anyone who's a shunter?
We could let them take her and then save her without them knowing...
Cleavers: *dive into the crowd and start swinging their sythes*
Shunter and Silente: *continue flickering*
Leaders: *back away being protected by Cleavers and some posse members*
*grabs the scythe of a charging cleaver, kicks the cleaver in the head. runs toward James, throwing his suit of armor ahead to take any attack by James*
James: *uses shadows to pry Elleni back* *sends a wall of air into them all, driving them back and trapping them with the Cleavers*
*turns into mist and floats quickly through the chaos*
*when she gets to the shunter and Silente, solidifies and swings her sword at the shunter*
*grabs James in chokehold and reforms the metal around James' body trapping him there*
*turns toward shunter*
Hunter: Well.
*pulls popcorn out of his jacket and offers some to Ez*
James: *shadows grab Dugglns sword and send her flying away through the air headfirst into a tree*
*throws liberated scythe at the shunter*
*kicks a Cleaver so hard its body has a large dent in its stomach*
*otherwise ignores the Cleavers as they are no threat to the unit and shoots at James and the shunter*
*turns into mist before she hits the tree*
He. Took. My. Sword.
*floats above everybody, looking for her sword*
Shunter and Silente: *shunt away completely*
Shunter: *flickers back in* *slumps on the ground*
*turns back to James*
*kicks at James' head*
Hunter: *blinks as Silente disappears* Okay, bye.
Ez: She's gone?
Hunter: Apparently.
This place is kind of mad. It's quite cool.
James: *laughs and shadow walks away*
Shunter: *groans and gets up*
*rips up metal from the ground and crafts it into a sword*
*throws the sword to Dugglyn*
((Hunter: @Elleni: Trapped where?))
*walks forward and grabs the shunter by the throat and lifts him high into the air*
Tell this unit where you shunted Tempest-Silente or we will compress your neck.
Shunter: *starts choking and panicking* *can't speak*
*tackles shunter*
*the tackle is successful but his leg injuries re-open*
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