Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Wow...

And I am finished.

Well, "finished" is maybe the wrong word. There are still two short chapters to write — detailing Scapegrace's little adventure - but basically, essentially, that's it. I'm done. I've just sent the official first draft of The Dying of the Light over to Nick, my editor, and Michelle, my agent. They've both read a rough version a few weeks ago so I know there's not going to be much in the way of changes when I start editing next week. Which is a relief. And word count, you ask? Word count?

Well, at the moment, before the edit and missing two little chapters, the word count stands at 153,193.  I can't find the exact count, but I think LSODM was about 161,000, so it'll be pretty close in size. I genuinely thought this would be a much smaller book, closer to Dark Days in terms of length. My editor, however, knew the word count would just explode once I started to do what I planned. The book is, he has told me, "hugely ambitious". So there's that.

And I'm glad it's taken me this long to write it, to be honest. I'm glad TDOTL is going to be a heavy, substantial book. It is the end, after all. It deserves to be weighty.

It has still to hit me, by the way. The fact that this IS the end. I think when the edit is finished it'll occur to me that there'll be no more Skulduggery books. Not exactly looking forward to that moment.

On a cheerier note, I've seen Tom Percival's rough sketch of the cover, and it will literally KILL YOU with feels.

Which, now that I think of it, probably isn't a cheerier note at all.

We have such cool ideas for the coming year, plenty of AMAZING events to announce, and I can't wait to let you all in on what we're planning. The next two days, in fact, I will be spending in a massive meeting about those very same events.

The Year of the Requiem is gonna ROCK.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hwy! I just realized! I'm not able to take part in any of this since as usual I wasnt here! Yippee!!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

You get to have some fun Edward.
*straightens and walks over to them*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Well...I thought you liked creating chaos? So messing with time, seems the good way to go

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Hey Zaf))

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

((Hi Zaf))

Star Inkbright said...

((Hunter: *waves a hand at Zaf* Just jump in.
I would advise not jumping onto a tree, though. They don't make for the most comfortable landing.))

#ChaseForBookNine

Unknown said...

((Hai))

Edward Fletcher said...

What if I don't want to destroy time? *Looks innocent* *Blue energy crackles round hand*

Edward Fletcher said...

((Hello Zaf))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*glares at Edward*
We don't have to worry about that.

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: *frowns* Who DOESN'T have a desire to destroy time?

#ChaseForBookNine

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

So? Whataya say? You in, or aren't you?

*sees movement in distance* *tries to discard it*

Edward Fletcher said...

Fine, I shall do it. Stand over there *Points at open space* You may feel a slight pain, or absolute agony.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Zaf why do you always think you can't join in anything? The role plays are always on going, you're being unreasonable. If you want to read back to the start you are welcome to, but regardless of what we've read we're all just appearing or disappearing as we do, its not a big deal..

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Edward! One condition. Don't go father than 1000 years back. That's a rule.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*does as is told* Try anything stupid and we'll all rip you apart, you hear Edwin?

Star Inkbright said...

((Star: You know Oxford University?
It's one of the very best English universities.
Anyway, my friend told me today that they have three years of studying, and then they have exams for a month, and that's all that counts towards their degree, that one month. And during that month, they have to keep all the upstairs windows shut because the suicide rate during that time period is so high.
Ohmygosh.
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY PRESSURING PEOPLE LITERALLY TO DEATH? SURELY THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG HERE?))

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*grin at Edward eyes glowing*
He means that literally by the way.

Edward Fletcher said...

But Silente, the only way to destroy humanity is over 10,000 years ago

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: *testily* A thousand?

*he doesn't think he has a window 900 years back*

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

In that case you need an escort.

Edward Fletcher said...

*Throws energy in a circle around Rhydian until it is a tower covering him from sight* One minute *Energy pours into Rhydian and blue portal appears* There

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

We're not destroying it. Messing it up slightly. Like I said *eyes turn black and black veins spread across his face* We'll rip you apart...Limb. From. Limb

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: @Edward: Yeah, I really, really doubt that. I'm sure I could destroy humanity left now, and am I ten thousand years back?

#ChaseForBookNine

Edward Fletcher said...

Hunter, life will find a way. Now, I have time to rewrite *Steps through portal*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

What the Hell's goin' on?

Unknown said...

I though this was your plan?!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Ah shit!
*runs through the portal after Edward*

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: Yeah, life is cool like that. *nods*
See you.

*frowns* Wait, where's he going?

#ChaseForBookNine

Edward Fletcher said...

*Emptys bottle of poison into drinking river where first humans are drinking*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*runs through the portal as well*

Noelle said...

*Sits on a fallen tree, using a broken bone to pick at her teeth lightly- her hair is a little frazzled, but such is the consequence for going barehanded at a lion*
*And, of course, Earthen humans, but that's something else*
*Adjusts his shirt that she's wearing, and walks to the dark skinned woman, taking off a few fingers, munching on them*

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: *weighs options up, only managing to put a few of them on the scales before he blurs through portal after Silente, too quick to be seen, before it closes*

#ChaseForbooknien

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*looks at the poisoned water*
*quickly draws a sigil in the earth near it*
*taps the sigil purifying the water*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Too much change here Edwin! I said, little things...This is wiping out the human race!

Unknown said...

*stands in shock, watching the plan fall apart*

We're all gonna die.

Unknown said...

((Hey Adra!))

Edward Fletcher said...

*Throws Silente back and sigil works but little bit of poison stays* Rhydian, the paradox caused will be enough for me to become a god.

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: @Corvo: Plans are overrated anyway.
Something'll happen. *shrugs*

#ChaseForBookNine

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

((ADRA! ...Hi. Haven't seen you in a while. *hugsies*))

Thanks Sil...You literally saved the world. So when are you gunna channel this shit through me then?

Edward Fletcher said...

((Hello Ardra))

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: Actually, the paradox caused will be enough for you to explode.

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

(Hello, everyone.)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*grunts and rolls back to her feet*
Edward! No!
*blurs back to the sigil editing it to strengthen it*
*taps it again so its stronger and wider spread*

Edward Fletcher said...

Do you think I didn't have a back up plan *Fires energy at hyumans killing them* I know that if i channel the energy through you, you could kill me. Properly this time

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Hey adra))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*looks at Edward killing the humans*
*sighs irritably*
*starts running around and pushing people out of the way of the beams*
*barely avoids getting hit herself*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

I don't care whether you live or die...I want the energy so I can move out of this little pathetic home *referring to Rhydian's body* So please, do me a favour and get me outta here

Edward Fletcher said...

*Sighs and pushes Silente into river and slices head off one human*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Hello Adra~
*is following Silente around and not doing much*
*doesn't really agree with this plan, by which he means, like, not even a little bit, but ok, just going to see what happens*

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: *has an opinion that plans are really rather rubbish* *nothing he's seen so far today has revised his opinion*

*lifts his hand and fires lasers at Edward*

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

*this

((Sorry, Star's typing is really bad.))

#ChaseForBookNine

Edward Fletcher said...

*Gives Rhydian amulet* This has enough charge for your purposes, just add a drop of water and you will have the power

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*splutters and kicks her way to the surface*
*swims to the side and drags herself out*
*goes back to protecting the humans*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

But if we fight Edward then we're fighting Rhydian too aren't we, even though he is meant to be on our side.. sort of...
*frowns*
*jumps into river after Sil*

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: I would advise not that water.

*points to stream with other hand*

#ChaseForBookNine

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

How do I know you're telling the truth? I'm not stupid...I may have come up with this shitty plan, but I wouldn't trust you...Not in a million years

Edward Fletcher said...

*Steps out of way of laser* *Portal begins to close* Have fun *Steps through and portal closes*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Matex!
*dives after matex*
*hoping he doesn't swallow the water*
*not caring that she's stuck there*

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter *drops hand* Well, that's fabulous.

*sighs*

10,000 years.

Wonderful.

Don't worry, I can get us out of this.

#ChaseForBookNine

Edward Fletcher said...

*Sits in treehouse and watchs empty field*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hunter...Use the amulet...It's got time energy in it...It'll help us to get home. I can't exactly use it back here in this time can I?

How's the water Sil? Salty?

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Please don't die Silente...Or Matex. Without one, or either of you, Malente doesn't quite work does it?

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: *reaches into his jacket and holds the material, feeling the layers of the portals brush past him*
*it would be rather damaging to go through them* *he's not that bothered about himself, but them . . . ?* *ah, they'd probably live*
*10,000 years, though*
*fields haven't even been INVENTED*
*nope, there's just mud without the pretty yellow flowers*
*ugh*
*next time he goes on hiatus, he's going to STAY on hiatus*

Tell me when you're ready to go home.

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*grabs Matex around the waist*
*starts kicking to the surface*

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: Nah, you keep your amulet.

I have portals.
*holds open jacket, which doesn't display anything, but still* *intent*

#ChaseForBookNine

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Well isn't this rather dramatic...Hunter, can you somehow see if this amulet actually works? I don't trust Ed

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: I don't think I can.
Why would you assume I could?

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*reaches the surface*
*treads water*
*hoists Matex onto the river bank*
*climbs out*
Is he alive?!

Edward Fletcher said...

*Starts to take apart lock on vampire cage*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

I dunno? Your name's Hunter, so that was the best guess I had

Noelle said...

*Brushes some of the blood from her hair and tosses the remains of the bones to the side, stretching as she gets to her feet with a yawn*
*Shuffles over to a portal, stepping through to a new location*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

What, i was jumping in to save YOU and then you jumped out and now, omg. Besides, you purified the water anyway so we're safe. *climbs out of water with Sil*
Fear not everyone, even if we're dead Malente can continue to exist as a necrophiliac ship!! Yay!!
(Technically Sil is dead so it already is one :s)

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: You might need to work on your guessing skills.

@Silente: Who?

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Oh good. He's alive.
*sighs and lays back*

Star Inkbright said...

((Star: Yay! My second necrophiliac ship!
XD))

#ChaseForBookNine

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

The water was fine, relaxxxxx :) *pushes Silente down and starts kissing her, water dripping from his hair to her cheeks*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Appears behind early human for a second and takes a drop of blood from the knife used to kill one of them*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*sighs and kisses him back*
*pulls back slightly*
Don't ever do that again.
*grins and goes back to the kissing*

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: *sighs, bored* *stares at the sky and wonders if the sky will remember him when he's born in ten thousand years*
Okay.
Anyone who wants to go back to our time has to come now, otherwise I'm leaving you here.
*takes jacket off*

#ChaseForBookNine

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

I wanna go home. Way to dramatic around here

Edward Fletcher said...

*Appears back in treehouse and collects vampire serum*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*glares at them both*
Could wait 5 minutes could you?
*gets up pulling Matex to his feet*
Fine. Ready.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((STOP ROOTING AROUND IN MY HOUSE ITS JUST WEIRD AND STALKERY))

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: Dramatic?
Nothing HAPPENS.

*sets his jacket on a timed self-destruct in preparation for abandoning it*

#ChaseForBookNine

Edward Fletcher said...

(Sorry)) *Sits against rock and adds blood to serum then walks over to exploded volcano base*

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: Okay.

Who's going first?

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Rhydian first.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Me

Noelle said...

*The new location is at a dark cave in the Andes* *Picks up a few things laying on the floor, then lays back against the rack, curling up slightly*

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: Okay.
*activates the correct portal and lifts up jacket*
I'm just going to drop this over your head. It's a portal, and you should appear in my house. Don't touch any of the walls, because it's my portal room and you might end up anywhere.

Ready?

#ChaseForBookNine

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Never been more ready In my life

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*sigh*
*stands up with Silente, both still dripping wet, and awaits portal*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Turns around and walks over to door carved into rock* *Enters a long corridor with no other rooms* Home

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: *drops his jacket over Rhydian's head, and it falls to the floor* *Rhydian should reappear in a darkish stone room that is kind of devoid of anything except a wooden door in one wall*

*picks up his jacket again and lifts and eyebrow at Matex and Silente* Ready?

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*bumps Matex's should*
*winks at him*
*mouths 'later'*
*grins*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*appears in said place* ok...That was interesting. I'm just going to casually walk out and get out of this meat suit

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: Good.

*drops his jacket over Matex and Silente, and it falls to the floor as they disappear*

#ChaseForBookNine

Edward Fletcher said...

((By the way the amulet works, just need me to charge it))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*looks around*
Huh.
*spots Rhydian*
Hey.

Star Inkbright said...

*he then drops the jacket over himself, and appears in his portal room, jacketless*
*he has quite a few clones of his jacket, though, so that's fine*

One of the portals in here leads to Blogland.

Don't worry, I can activate that for you.

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

*Hunter:

#ChaseForBookNine

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hey...See, my plan still worked. Admit it, you actually enjoyed yourself today haha

Edward Fletcher said...

*Walks past various exhibits until a throne appears* *Sits on throne*

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: Not really, no.

*runs his hand along the wall, searching for Blogland*

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

No Rhydian, I didn't. I had to run around and stop people from being killed. You interrupted the /only/ good part.
*sighs*
Okay, to Blogland.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*frowns at Rhydian*
Your plan sucked, and it didn't really go according to plan, and you got a lot of people killed >.> is the remenant gone?

Edward Fletcher said...

*Senses time shift and appears next to Hunter* Another time traveller?

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

No...I'm still here, haven't moved out yet. Yes my plan sucked, but it was a day out at least.

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: *eyes glow red* HEY!
*the walls light up, suddenly, glowing purple*
Get the fuck out of my house!

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

((Hunter: That was @Ed:, btw.))

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*looks at the walls*
Pretty..
*looks at Edward*
Go away.

Edward Fletcher said...

But I need to know about these portals. *Remembers Rhydian saying about tearing me limb from limb and starts to walk away*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*thrusts amulet towards Eddie* Charge it please? Then go away

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: Woah.
*teleports in front of him, eyes still red*
You're not walking ANYWHERE in MY HOUSE.
They're portals. They portal. They're portal-y. Now you know. Thank you. Goodbye.

#ChaseForBookNine

Edward Fletcher said...

You did say I could change history, in my defence. *Looks at amulet and it glows blue*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*mutters* Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. There goes Eddie life time clock. Ticking till its final Tock. I'm sure soon the clock will stop. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Thank you Edwin...Now go. Because you have made a few enemies today. Probably best if you go now, before we kill you

Unknown said...

*splashes in glitter puddle*
*waits for everyone to come back*
*is really worried the world's about to break*

Edward Fletcher said...

My clock will not end soon and when don''t I make enemies. I did exactly as you asked anyway. *Dissapears and appears in house on throne*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*shadow walks directly behind Eddie, following through his brief rift in the continuum*

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: *nods, and the walls fade back to normal, his eyes dimming a bit*

Okay.

*swipes the wall with his hand, creating very little visible difference*

To Blogland we go.
*gestures to it*

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Matex..? Where did he go?
*looks around for him*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Waves hand and bubble appears showing timelines waving into the air creating a 3d map* *Takes one and breaks thread*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Turns to Matex* You shouldn't b here, this is my house and it is defended

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((I swear to god if he breaks Matex's or my threads I will not be happy. I don't know what it does but I doubt its good))

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*returns to Blogland* *sees Corvo* Hey there...miss me unicorn?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*runs through the portal*
*looks around wildley*
Matex?!
*looks panicked*

Unknown said...

*throws glitter*
You scared the crap outta me! ...so the world's okay, right? And are you... you?

Luciana said...

Make me a promise here tonight, love like a tidal wave
Dreamless in early graves, I never want it to be this way
The chemicals will bring you home again
This is it, when it's done, we can say that,
When it's sudden death we fight back!

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*grins at Edwin* that's what its like when someone comes uninvited to your place aye?
Oh don't worry he would be stupid to break threads, they cross in ways you can't understand and you risk unmaking yourself, especially when messing with people in your own life.

Unknown said...

@Silente: Hey! Breathe!

Star Inkbright said...

Hunter: *nods, satisfied, and returns portal to natural state*

*walks out of the room to find another jacket and to return to his state of hiatus, which he might break soon because it's getting a little boring, but then again, what did breaking it just then get him?*

((Goodbye, I guess. I suppose I'll see you when I'll see you.
Which is hopefully soon.
*pokes Star, willing her to hurry up*))

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*screaches at Corvo*
I AM BREATHING!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

I'm still home...sorry to disappoint my unicorn.

((Hey Luci!))

Edward Fletcher said...

((Hello Luciana))
Your right Matex, but you havn't seen the collection of enemies souls *Points at empty box* Unfortunately I don't have enemies so it is empty.

Luciana said...

HEY RHYDIAN! :3

Star Inkbright said...

Hey Mushroom! :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Bye then Star!))

Luciana said...

Hey Edward~!:)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Hey Lucifer!))

Unknown said...

@Silente: ...

@Rhyds: Oh. But you have the thing, right?

Edward Fletcher said...

Bye Star

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

((Bye Starry!))

Luciana said...

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! *attacklehugs*

Unknown said...

((Bye Star!
Hi Luce!))

Star Inkbright said...

I'm still here; it's Hunter who isn't. :P

*attacklehugs Mushroom :) :) :)*

Wbvd, though; I have to get back to memorising now . . . :(

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*runs her hands through her hair*
*starts pacing back and forth*
He was there. Right there. In the portal room. Then he wasn't. He wasn't.

Luciana said...

Ohmygod, SO MANY PEOPLE

HELLO PEOPLE.

*waves*

*returns to writing Elaquinn fluff but remains distantly here because I HAVE MISSED YOU ALL*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*rolls eyes*
You have so many enemies! But. Glad the box is empty.
*walks up to throne*
A nice touch. A little bit conceited, but none the less, nice.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Yes I do Corvie. Let's see if it works

*breaks amulet and bright blue light escapes and Rhyds can feel the energy burn through his soul and he opens his mouth and prepares to move out* *nothing happens* *closes mouth because it's weird*

Well...I guess Poetry's power didn't rub off on me...So all of that was for nothing? I am fuming

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((THE CAT IS SAT ON MY HOMEWORK!))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Nm she moved))

Unknown said...

((Your cat is epic! Tell it I said hi!))

Edward Fletcher said...

Yes I suppose it is empty, the corridor changes to my needs *Rooms appear on either side and corridor shortens* This corridor is my collection of antiques that are one of a kind. That room is just for my suits

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*still panicking*
*and pacing*
Where is he?! How could I lose him?!

Unknown said...

I'm sure he'll be fine.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Your sure are you? How sure? Bet your life on it?
*panics more*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((And the cats back. Lovely. Not like I need to do that homework or anything.))

Unknown said...

((I gtg now guys! C'yall soon!
*runs round with hugs*))

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Sil this is Matex we're talking about here....He's fine

Edward Fletcher said...

Bye Corvo

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Bye my unicorn!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Bye Corvo!))

You don't know that Rhydian! He might not be!

Luciana said...

BYE CORVO!:)

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

As much as I don't like you, I always appreciate a good suit.

Nothing says "serious business" like a nice suit.

*continues walking down corridor*

Edward Fletcher said...

Then there is the science labs, dungeon, kitchen and room of time. That last one is a place you don't want to go.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*walks down to a random door, positive that it is probably the kitchen*
*walks into door*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Door opens to endless pit* *Grabs Matex and pulls him back* That is the torture room

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*storms into her treehouse*
*throws herself onto her bed*
*grabs a picture of Matex and her she took when they met*
*hugs it and worries*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Gtg now. Bye!!!!

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*nods*
Torture, yes, very cool.
*takes of his hat*
*reaches in, pulls out a nickel*
*drops into pit*
*waits..*
*sits down at the edge of the pit and starts whistling*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Bye Rhydian!))

Edward Fletcher said...

((Bye Rhydian)) If you agree to have your magic taken for a while, you can see the room of time begore you go to the cells

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*gets back up and paces again*
*goes outside*
*paces the clearing as a blur*
*screams in worry and frustraition*
*punches a tree*
*the tree falls to the floor with a loud resounding BOOM*
*continues pacing*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*shakes his head*
nope I'm just going to sit here and wait until I hear that nickel hit the bottom of the pit.
*resumes whistling to the tune of Protoman's Whistle Concerto*

Edward Fletcher said...

Well, tours over *Pushes Matex out of front door and locks it
*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*frowns*
I wanted to see the kitchen, how rude!
*knocks on the front door*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Door opens * What?

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*pushes past Ed, into the hallway*
Kitchen... kitchen... THIS WAY.
*walks over to the door Ed was looking at when he said Kitchen, walks into the room*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Kitchen is stocked with every food you can think of on shelves and in blocks of ice* *Large oven stands in the middle* Please, I must ask you to leave

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*mutters under her breath about being able to find and kill anyone in the world when hired but managing to lose a boyfriend*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*rushes around muttering "lemons and limes... like a lime to a lemon"*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

AHA
*finds some lemons and limes in ice, summons a flame to thaw the ice, then takes of his hat and places a few lemons and limes inside*

Edward Fletcher said...

Please LEAVE*Voice gets angrier for a second and fire appears around everything for a second* I am sorry, you shouldn't have made me angry

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*sits on the floor head in hands*
*muttering about stuff*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

And on that note I dedicate this page to citrus fruit, may it live and long and prosper and mostly be devoured or sliced up and placed in nice drinks.


*laughs*
This is a nice kitchen. Some day I shall return here, bleat like a gloat, and bake cupcakes. Just you wait.
*breaks out into evil laughter*
*places hat back on head, summons door to the under world, leaves.*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Follows through door* What if you cant open the front door

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*gets up*
*paces*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

I what? I'm going back to the underworld... I don't need to use your front door!

Edward Fletcher said...

I meant to get to the kitchen? *Wanders round underworld* Leave the door open please

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*sigh*
You will let me back into the kitchen, because in your heart, you love cupcakes.
*a door opens beneath Ed revealing a field with a nearby tree house*
*jumps in after Edwin*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*walks back to the treehouse*
*sits on the bed*
*lays down and curls up in a ball facing the wall*

Edward Fletcher said...

I do like cupcakes. *Falls through door*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*runs forth to tree house and jumps up the branches and into the door*
*pounces on Silente and hugs her from behind, and, expecting and outburst, puts a finger on her lips*
shhh.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*looks up at him with teary eyes*
*hugs him tightly stuffing her face into his chest*
*refuses to let go*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Sits and think of how the world was nearly destroyed*

John said...

*Hops up out of the dark*
Hullo people and other assorted things :D

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Hey ugly))

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