Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Wow...

And I am finished.

Well, "finished" is maybe the wrong word. There are still two short chapters to write — detailing Scapegrace's little adventure - but basically, essentially, that's it. I'm done. I've just sent the official first draft of The Dying of the Light over to Nick, my editor, and Michelle, my agent. They've both read a rough version a few weeks ago so I know there's not going to be much in the way of changes when I start editing next week. Which is a relief. And word count, you ask? Word count?

Well, at the moment, before the edit and missing two little chapters, the word count stands at 153,193.  I can't find the exact count, but I think LSODM was about 161,000, so it'll be pretty close in size. I genuinely thought this would be a much smaller book, closer to Dark Days in terms of length. My editor, however, knew the word count would just explode once I started to do what I planned. The book is, he has told me, "hugely ambitious". So there's that.

And I'm glad it's taken me this long to write it, to be honest. I'm glad TDOTL is going to be a heavy, substantial book. It is the end, after all. It deserves to be weighty.

It has still to hit me, by the way. The fact that this IS the end. I think when the edit is finished it'll occur to me that there'll be no more Skulduggery books. Not exactly looking forward to that moment.

On a cheerier note, I've seen Tom Percival's rough sketch of the cover, and it will literally KILL YOU with feels.

Which, now that I think of it, probably isn't a cheerier note at all.

We have such cool ideas for the coming year, plenty of AMAZING events to announce, and I can't wait to let you all in on what we're planning. The next two days, in fact, I will be spending in a massive meeting about those very same events.

The Year of the Requiem is gonna ROCK.

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((It'll be fine Ari, I'll just get it done tonight or tomorrow or Monday morning or never. Till be fine.))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((YEY DUG GETS TO DED!))

Anonymous said...

Oh my. The good thing is, is that I am a ninja. I do not scare easily and you will never find me! (I hope!):)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((You can hope. And you can pray.))

Anonymous said...

Though, I have never had a stalker. It might an interesting experience!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hello?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey Rhydian!

Edward Fletcher said...

Greetings Rhydian

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

hahaha
*pushes Silente down and starts kissing her, glad that no one can see them or read about their romantic adventures in the comments section of a blog or something, because that would be so meta*

Anonymous said...

I have decide that my power is walking on walls! Like Tanith. You will never find me!!!!!

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

RHYDIAN
*does nothing to Rhydian because he is a separate part of blogland alone with Silente*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Haven't seen you in a long time Eddie. How are you these days?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*kisses him back*
*wraps her arms around his neck, pulling him in closer*
*grins still kissing*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Sil...Who are you kissing? Like, good god get a room

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((I will ALWAYS FIND YOU! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *starts coughing* I mean what?)l

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

(Excuse me if I act like a complete douche. it's my character not me)

Anonymous said...

Hello Rhydian! Pleasure to meet you! I'm Dugg! I'm the awesomest person in the world!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((We do have a room, were in a secure vault!))

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Why hello Dugg. I'm Rhydian...well, I'm possessing him anyway. Awesomest? I didn't realise I had been replaced. In think we'll get along just fine

Edward Fletcher said...

I am fine thank you Rhydian, how are you?

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

I'm good Eddie.

So what are y'all upto then? What's going on? I heard something about snogging in a vault and Rome. Sounds like a Doctor Who episode

Anonymous said...

*nods to herself*
Yes, I think we will too!

Edward Fletcher said...

I am adventuring in rome and definetly not trying to destroy history.

Anonymous said...

We went to ancient Rome! It was cool!

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*runs his hands through Silente's hair and over her beautiful new skin*

Yep Rhydian, that would be us, we are an official blogland ship, known as Malente!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((I'm in my vault with Matex.))

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

OK...That wasn't suspicious at all Eddie. Sounds cool Dugg, wish I had come now

Anonymous said...

Edward, what are you doing in Rome?
Please don't change history.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*realizes that Dugg is a girl and regrets naming her Dugg. Ok, ok, new name is needed.*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*grins*
*slips a hand up under his hat*
*grips it in his hair*
*wraps her over hand around his waist*
*stops a moment for breath*
*goes back to kissing*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Malente? That is my new OTP. I will ship it for as long as I shall live...I take shipping to a whole new level believe me

Edward Fletcher said...

History is my domain, I could destroy everything (I once tried) and nobody would realise. Still, now there are people who stop me.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Duggette?))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Chi got there first Rhydian, she's declared herself our butler))

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I left early. I didn't want to change history. I have a history test coming up and I don't want to find out I studied the wrong facts! So Eddie please, don't change anything!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

((Tuff! I am shipping at as well)

Edward Fletcher said...

*Appears in present next to Rhydian and iloveskuldugger*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Hai...))

Edward Fletcher said...

Hello Zafira

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Okay then. Just pointing out your not the only one))

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

((EVERYONE SHIPS US. HELL YEAH.))

*stops kissing Silente and admires her eyes even if they aren't black any more*

Anonymous said...

I'm ok with Dugg. I don't know what else would work.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Hey Zaf))

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Greetings Zaf! How are you this kinda lovely day?

Dugg, is there a proper name that I could call you, or should I just come up with my own nickname for ya?

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Ok, I have decided. Iloveskuldugger shall be known as Dugglyn. It doesn't exactly look right, but it rolls off the tongue nicely, in the same style as names like Evelyn.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*grins up at him*
*stares into his eyes as well*
*her own eyes sparkling*
*raises one eyebrow at him*

Anonymous said...

Um, you can call me what ever you like. But really, I'm fine with Dugg!
Hi Zafira!

Edward Fletcher said...

Rhydian, Dugglyn, would you happen to know if Trips ban has lifted from his bar?

Anonymous said...

Ok, I have now taken the name Dugglyn!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

I genuinely wouldn't know Edwin

Anonymous said...

No idea.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

I haven't seen Trip in quite a while :(

*raises his own eyebrow*

*a door to the underworld appears behind him and elf pokes its head through*

*kicks door shut without taking his eyes of Silente*

Edward Fletcher said...

Oh well,I am sure he would let me in. Edwin? *Walks towrds bar and knocks on door*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*grins heparin the door slam*
Pesky elves.
*kisses him once*
*smiles hugging him tighter to her*

Anonymous said...

Never met him. Remember I am really new!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

**hearing

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

I shall try to give my own nickname to everyone/most people. So Edward I shall either call you Eddie or Edwin.

All of you shall be named!!!

Anonymous said...

Ok, gotta go. Will be back later!

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*hugs her back*
We should probably get back to the others at some point, they will wonder where we are!

Edward Fletcher said...

You decide Rhydian

Edward Fletcher said...

Bye Dugglyn

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Bye Dugg!

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

((There are so many nicknames going on in this blog it becomes hard to keep track of who uses which name to refer to which person hah!))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((By then Dugglyn!))

It'll be fine. They'll just presume I'm taking ages to get dressed or something.
*smirks*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

I have made a not of that Matthew. Thanks for your input

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

note**

Edward Fletcher said...

*Electricity shoots from door and through body* *Collapses*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Wait, am I Matthew? ._.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Nah, just teasing. Why, don't you like the name?

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*looks at Silente, pondering*
Yeah, yeah, getting dressed is a looong process, for sure!
*starts tickling her*

@Rhy; haha I don't mind. Some one was calling me Max, I don't remember who .-.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*squeals*
*ends up giggling and rolling around*
*gasping for breath*
No.....tickling!....

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Please don't call me Rhy. Not too fond of that shortened variation of my name. Max? Hmm, nah, I'll just call ya Matex

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*ceases tickling*
Don't worry, I wouldn't want to get on your bad side in a tickle war :')

*rolls onto his stomach, fixes his hat*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Oh ok haha, I will call you Gladys! (That is a joke XD)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*rolls him back over*
*so he's on his back*
*looks down at him*
*smiles*
Going somewhere?

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

That reminds me - went away last weekend and this little kid who looked 5 who was actually 10 asked what my name was. And I remembered when you called me Gladys and that what I said. So funny

Kid: What's your name?

Me: Gladys

Kid: No, really? What is it?

Me: Why can't my name be Gladys? I have odd parents, please don't judge me.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((That poor kid!))

Edward Fletcher said...

*Stands up* Rhydian, do you know where the other two went?

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Oh my god that is so awesome :')

Wait I've called you Gladys before? Sorry, since Deathbringer it has been my default name for everyone XP

*shakes head at Silente*
Naw, I was only sitting up!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

((why poor kid?))

I don't know Edwin...I really don't.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*let's him sit up*
*pulls his hat Dow slightly so it casts a shadow over his eyes*
*smiles and kisses him again*

Edward Fletcher said...

Want to try and find them?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((He/she must've been confused.))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

**down

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

No. He just laughed and then I told him my name.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

@Eddie: NO! Y'know couples, never just try to find them...We may walk in on a private moment...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Oh okay then))

Edward Fletcher said...

Good point. Like when I found the quenn of mars. Very odd day, they still want me dead on mars.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

((You'll never find us anyway ;-) heh ))

*turns and admires himself in a mirror*

Oh yeah, that hat, that angle, very suave, much sexy.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Mars? I sometimes don't know when your joking or not Ed

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*nods*
Such attractive.
*grins at him*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Looks deadly serious* Maybe joking is serious. or is serious joking?

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Wha...? OK, I think I'll make a cup of tea. Who wants a cuppa?

Edward Fletcher said...

I shall have tea please

Chione Asahina said...

MALENTE MALENTE MALENTE (even though she tried to kill him)

Matex-sama!
Silente-sama!

*tacklehugs them both*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

*passes Edwin the tea* Here...

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

hello Chi! How are you?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey Chi! How'd you get into a LOCKED UNDERGROUND PRIVATE vault?

Edward Fletcher said...

Hello Chione

*Takes tea and drinks in one* Hot tea *Smoke rises from ears*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

((As we type I am literally wearing said hat, oh yes, very nice. I am also eating my satay chicken meal which is freaking AMAZING <3))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Hope your enjoying your food!))

*wraps her arms around his chest from behind*
Shall we grace the others with our presence now? Calm their obviously panicked nerves?

Edward Fletcher said...

*Dissapears and appears with iceberg* That will counteract the tea.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

((So juicy and tender and so much flavor and just the right tinge of spicy and-*starts drooling*))

Hmm, I suppose so!
*puts one arm around her shoulder and does nothing because he has no idea how to get out of here*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*taps her nose*
*the portal from earlier reappears*
*only it leads to the others not the lake*
*smiles and steps through with Matex*
*closes it behind them*
Hello all.

Edward Fletcher said...

Welcome back people *Polar bear looks over iceberg*

Bear: Can I go back now?

Of course *Iceberg dissapears*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*waves to everyone*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I'm so lost

Edward Fletcher said...

Hello Zafira

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*extends arm to Silente*
How could I forget! You are still in need of a dose of blood!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

So am I Zaf...

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*pulls a map from one of his pockets; hands it to Zaf. Points with one finger to the spot on the map that says "you are here"*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*looks at his arm*
*slips a needle into his other hand*
Best to be smart babe.
*smiles at him*
Wouldn't want you turning into a monster too.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*nods,*
that is what I was inferring! Of course I couldn't have you biting me, I'm not THAT silly. (Ok so I was the first time we met, but shhh!)

Edward Fletcher said...

Wait, Silente could you make me a vampire please?

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

I had a dream last night that I was drinking alcohol, which is weird, because I don't .~.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*frowns at Edward*
Did I just hear you right?

Edward Fletcher said...

Yes, I wish to be a vampire, do not ask why please.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Er Edward that's not exactly my place. And I definatly couldn't without a reason..
*thinks about how she's never actually changed anyone before*
That'd be wrong..

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*frowns at needle still in hand while she is talking to Ed*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

I am very intrigued now...Edwin, becoming a vamp...It's not something you can come back from, you do realise this right? But it's not my choice and I'm not overly that bothered. Your life, do whatever seemingly foolish but may not be foolish things you want to

Edward Fletcher said...

You are a vampire and therefore have the right to change others. My reason is for science, I cannot say any more than that.

Edward Fletcher said...

I am not foolish Rhydian, I just want to be a ultimate hunting machine travelling history.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Becoming a vamp, you'll lose all your powers...

Amethyst Temerity said...

Hey guys!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Gtgt now :( BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*starts singing*
Forget.. me not. Memories of tonight.. Cause this house is a home, when you're running through her mind, whoa...

Amethyst Temerity said...

When you become a vampire, you keep all your powers actually...

Edward Fletcher said...

I have this though Rhydian *Holds up metal box* I made it for exactly this purpose.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Edward, I can't, I mean...just..
*looks confused and slightly panicked*
You should do this to yourself just for science, its not...I mean that's not..
*imaged of her own changing flash before her eyes*
*the unwanted dagger like pain in her neck*
*the clouded memory*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

HELLO AMY :D
You do? I can't think of any vampires who have magic. Aren't they the same as zombies?

Edward Fletcher said...

Bye Rhydian
Hello Amethyst

Amethyst Temerity said...

http://skulduggery.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Bye Rhydian. Hey amethyst.

Amethyst Temerity said...

Second to last line under powers...

Edward Fletcher said...

You just have to learn to trust me Silente. And ignore the times I tried to destroy humanity.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

I never trust wikis, they always have so much rubbish on them. And there is no evidence / reference given to support that statement..

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*squirms uncomfortably under Matex's arm*
But why? I mean...being a vampire isn't fun and games Edward. You hurt people, sometime people you care about
*flash of her father's face the day after her first turn*
*claw marks make deep furrows in his skin*
*he's dead*
Its not fun and games..

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

What are YOU squirming for? You've still got this needle in my hand! >.>

Edward Fletcher said...

I understand that, I can make serum as well. I never stay round long enough to find people to protect.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Oh sorry.
*pulls the needle out*
*its still empty and barely even punctured his skin*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I think its safe to say I have no desire to stay since I am so confused

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Are you sure? Once you've made this decision you cant turn back. You have to live with it your whole life, your entire life spent controlling the beast, running from hunters...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Okay then Zaf. Hope you find some clarity!

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*laughs*
Zaf why are you confused? XD
Read back a bit if you want more information, but not a lot is happening now anyway :P

Amethyst Temerity said...

wbd, msd

Edward Fletcher said...

Bye Zaf

What if, in return I help you find a cure for it?

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*sighhhh*
Hurry up and take some blood Silente :P
*kisses her forhead*
and relax, try not to think too much about the past

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

A cure? For being a vampire? There isn't one. The only cure for you once your fully turned is a saying goodbye and taking some salt water.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

I don't need blood Matex. I'll be fine.

Edward Fletcher said...

There isn't a cure yet, I know that in the distant future there is a vial of one drop of cure guarded by an alien race. A tough journey and only enough cure for one never to be made again.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

You don't have to rob some cure. If you want to be turned then ask but...just take a moment to think about it first? Please?

Edward Fletcher said...

I have had over 10,000 years to think, now is the time to make quick decisions.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

You described yourself as being tired and in need of blood >.> but okay haha.
*puts his arm back around her shoulders and returns to comforting her*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I had 3hrs of sleep and am forced to be out shopping. Imm not happy

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Quick decisions lead to mistakes. Take ten minutes. Think about it properly. Then come back if you still want to be turned. But remember for two days your going to basically be a zombie. And that you won't be able to have large quantities of salt.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Ahh okay then Zaf. That's not a lot of sleep. And shopping..ugh...

Edward Fletcher said...

Well, i could or *Lunges forward taking needle from suit and draws a drop of blood.* Thank you, I can duplicate this and then I will be unstoppable. *Image flickers and dissapears*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*rubs arm*
*watches him fade*
What the hell?! He realises that won't work right?! Its not blood that's exchanged! Its venom!

Edward Fletcher said...

3 hours is really not long.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

It's the magic that is transferred through the bite, yeah, blood is not going to help him :')

Edward Fletcher said...

*Appears behind with a sword* Your right *Hides sword* Please may you transform me.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

The jerk! Well I won't turn him now even if he does ask!
*turns and storms off*

Edward Fletcher said...

Which is why I have a sword. I can give a vampire to doctor nye and he can find the venom for me *Smiles*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

You're going to try and use a sword.. against a vampire..
*puts his face in his hands*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*turns to look at him*
For that you have to get a vampire. And you sure as hell will have a hard time doing that.
*continues walking off*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*runs after Silente, hugs her*

Edward Fletcher said...

I only need her to be unconcious long enough for nye to arrive. Swords are good against anything if you know what your doing, which I don't.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*hugs him back*
Jerk. Idiot. Moron.
*kisses Matex*
He's gonna get himself killed.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*nods*
not exactly my point, but close enough!

Edward Fletcher said...

*Runs after them* First, Matex would you try and stop me?

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*laughs at Silente*
*stops laughing*
You can't kill him :o
Someone else probably will though -__-

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*stands in front of Matex slightly*
*just in case Edward does something stupid*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*summons coloured flames which slither around his arms like a snake around its master*
Put simply;
Yes.

Edward Fletcher said...

*Blue time energy curls round hand melting sword* All I needed to know *Runs at Matex*

Amethyst Temerity said...

He's so sure of being turned, why not just make him a vampire?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*gets in Edwards way*
*pushes him back*
*sends a vicious kick to his face*
Matex! Underworld! Doorway! Go!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Because anyone who wants something that much can't want it for a good purpose. Especially not Edward.

Edward Fletcher said...

*Blood trickles from nose* Don't make a time traveller angry. *Time energy launches past Silente melting floor*

Amethyst Temerity said...

Why not? What's he going to do?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Don't make a female angry!
*sigils flare up all over her skin*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

I don't know. And I dont want to know.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I wat to join in...but I doubt I can

Amethyst Temerity said...

So you have a feeling he's going to do something bad but he might not actually do anything bad. What if it's actually good?

Amethyst Temerity said...

Join in, Zafira!

Edward Fletcher said...

*Skin turns blue and begins to glow* Well, I think a good fighting ground may be *The desert appears around them all*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Well he's decided he's going to try hurt Matex and won't explain why he wants to be turned. Plus HE TRIED TO HURT MATEX!

Edward Fletcher said...

Zafira, join in if you want

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*frowns*
I could have handled him!

*summons lightning which begins striking the earth around Edward*


(He is definitely not going to use vampire powers for good. he already said something about destroying all of history)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*ignores the scene change*
*steps away from him slightly*
What the hell is your problem?

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*a door to the underworld appears*

*an elf wanders out, carrying a huge watermelon*

*it places the watermelon on the ground, and wanders back into the underworld*

*the doors disappears once more.*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Jumps over both and fires twin jets of time at Matex*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*holds watermelon and uses it to block time magic*

*watermelon reappears at some other point in time*

Edward Fletcher said...

I have seen the end of the world, it's humanitys fault so I wish to stop it

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

For god's sake. Can we not fight?! Alastair will never come here and I'd like to get my daughter back you know.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*dives backwards knocking Matex to the ground*
LEAVE HIM ALONE!
*punches Edward in the face*
*kicks him in the balls*

Amethyst Temerity said...

Well, if he wanted to destroy history, why would he need to become a vampire? And being a vampire comes with a price too and he knows it. Just change him!

Edward Fletcher said...

(Who is Alastair?)

Amethyst Temerity said...

Yes! No fighting! Change him!

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Do NOT change him.

Edward Fletcher said...

*Makes energy into a knife and slices at Silentes leg* That hurt

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