Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Wow...

And I am finished.

Well, "finished" is maybe the wrong word. There are still two short chapters to write — detailing Scapegrace's little adventure - but basically, essentially, that's it. I'm done. I've just sent the official first draft of The Dying of the Light over to Nick, my editor, and Michelle, my agent. They've both read a rough version a few weeks ago so I know there's not going to be much in the way of changes when I start editing next week. Which is a relief. And word count, you ask? Word count?

Well, at the moment, before the edit and missing two little chapters, the word count stands at 153,193.  I can't find the exact count, but I think LSODM was about 161,000, so it'll be pretty close in size. I genuinely thought this would be a much smaller book, closer to Dark Days in terms of length. My editor, however, knew the word count would just explode once I started to do what I planned. The book is, he has told me, "hugely ambitious". So there's that.

And I'm glad it's taken me this long to write it, to be honest. I'm glad TDOTL is going to be a heavy, substantial book. It is the end, after all. It deserves to be weighty.

It has still to hit me, by the way. The fact that this IS the end. I think when the edit is finished it'll occur to me that there'll be no more Skulduggery books. Not exactly looking forward to that moment.

On a cheerier note, I've seen Tom Percival's rough sketch of the cover, and it will literally KILL YOU with feels.

Which, now that I think of it, probably isn't a cheerier note at all.

We have such cool ideas for the coming year, plenty of AMAZING events to announce, and I can't wait to let you all in on what we're planning. The next two days, in fact, I will be spending in a massive meeting about those very same events.

The Year of the Requiem is gonna ROCK.

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

@Silente: She wants the poem to be a poem that her character is writing to her other character, but it doesn't actually SAY it's to her other character, and the last line has to begin with 'And.'
It's for her story. :P Her character can write poetry. She can't.

REALLY MSD NOW.

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

@Rhydian: I can admire that. :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

You have to ded now! Mwahahahahaha!

As I said, as long as he doesn't kill me or anyone I consider a friend, he'll be fine here.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Character to character? Cool.

Star Inkbright said...

I don't actually know either of her characters well enough to write such a poem, but I shall leave such difficulties until after I can actually write poetry. :P

I imagine it will be about as difficult as trying to learn how to write essays, but there won't be a deadline, so it'll be fine. :P

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

IF THERE WAS A REMANT OUT BREAK ON THE BLOG ONLY ME AND KES WOULD BE SAFE!

Star Inkbright said...

@Silente: Meh. Hunter and Ez would probably just jump into a portal and wait until it was all over. :P

If Adra was balanced, they might take her with them, though.

#ChaseForBookNine

Snow said...

HI

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

They'd run away? That's rude. By 'safe' I meant, would be possessed. However we would have an army of possessed bloggers to escape from and somehow fix. Maybe safe isn't the right word.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey Snow!

Snow said...

Snow might survive a remnant outbreak. She has a lot of connections and favors she can call.

Star Inkbright said...

Yeah.
They're not human; I don't know how compatible they would be with a Remnant.

And - well, of course they'd run away. O_O

They might have to think of something to solve it, though, which might involve killing a load of you.
Um.
Yeah. :P

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Well some people might survive, I was talking definite none possession. Because me and Kes are vampires, and therefore 'dead' we couldn't be possessed. But if you were skilled and prepared you could also escape remnant free.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

I dedicate this page to...My friends at school.

Maybe you're wondering why not any Bloglandians? Because I praise y'all too much and I have good reason too, but I never really say how much I love my irl. I'm either saying how much they annoy me or that some of them are dicks.

So I think I owe them this...

Corvo: My best-friend, I can tell her absolutely anything. And no matter how angry I get sometimes or difficult to be with, she just stands there and tells me something that helps, and tells me that she's there for me. If I'm being a complete idiot, she'll stand by me and make sure I don't do something stupid and she looks out for me...Very few people do that for me.

Harrow: So funny, and just a delight to be with. Always he can make anybody laugh, without fail, everybody every time will laugh at him. And when I need someone to talk to, he's there for me and just makes me laugh...A proper joker.

Charlie and Jack: Two of my closest friends...They don't judge me, they don't pretend to be my friend, they are always there for me. Always...

And they're the main ones...But I want to thank them all for just being ace...

Star Inkbright said...

@Rhydian: *hugs tightly* That's a beautiful ded . . . :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

That's a great ded Rhydian.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Thankies Starry and Sil. I just thought they deserved a bit of praising, a lot of stuff has gone on recently in school. So yeah,

Snow said...

HEAR HEAR.

Snow said...

Its mothers day tomorrow. And today I spent buying stuff and making a card. c:

Star Inkbright said...

@Snow: Mother's Day in Aus and the US . . .

It was Mother's Day back in March for us. :P
At least I think it was March.
It might have been April or February.

#ChaseForBookNine

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Gtg now :( stuff to do, and parents will go mental. BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

Fours, Rhydian! :(

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

I have stuff to do as well!

But I'm not doing it!

-_-

Okay.

Yeah.

Should probably go. :P

Fours!

#ChaseForBookNine

Snow said...

BYE RHY!!!!!

And I know, Starry!

I am in charge of cooking tomorrow. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Bye Star. Bye Rhydian. Wbd, re-reading blogfights.

Snow said...

DAMNIT STAR

BYE

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

I love looking back at old fights. Its so entertaining. And you can see all your mistakes.

Snow said...

*flicks Tempest*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*flicks snow*
*TWICE*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

...is anybody lurking?

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*bursts out from behind the couch*

I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*flails arms around in excitement*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*smiles and sits up and the couch wincing slightly*
Hey Darling!
*moves to a sitting position*
*pats the space next to her*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

**on

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*doffs his hat*
(he is always wearing a hat)
Good evening m'lady!

*frowns*
you know you're a vampire and can grow your skin back, right?

*sits next to her*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Yes I know but that means having to change.
*leans on his shoulder*
And I'm not exactly in control when I change. Its fine, the amount of healing solutions pumping through my veins nowadays it'll take more than that to keep me down.
*frowns*
I should thank Blake. And Chi. And probably try tocclean their couch a bit.
*climbs onto shakey feet to do just that*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*sits her back down*
nu uh.
And besides, I would think you could learn to regenerate without having to change into a vampire?
(Derek describes them tearing off their human skin but never how they get it back 0.0)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*sighs and sits*
I probably could but I've never tried.
*hugs him*
That'd take time, something I've never had before now.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*hugs her back...

gently.*

Anyway, I'll clean the couch!

*goes in search of a mop and bucket - (wbd for a moment) *

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Okay then!)
*watches him go*
*surveys herself for damage*
*most of her skin has reformed*
*apart from in one of two places where muscle is still visible*
*her skin is blue and black and red*
*shakes her head and wondered what would have happened if Blake hadn't shown up*
*shivers at the thought*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*wanders back in empty handed*
*pats Silente*
*whispering*
I have no idea where they keep their cleaning stuff

*wanders aimlessly out the front door still looking*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*shouts after him*
Did you check the kitchen?
*gets up using the couch arm to keep her from falling*
*stumbles to the kitchen*
*grab the door frames*
*stumble to the cupboards*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*walks back in*
oh god where is she

*runs into the kitchen*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*clutches the side so as to not fall*
*opens a cupboard with a shakey hand*
*food*
*tries another one*
*alcohol*
*a different one*
*aha!*
*smiles triumphantly*
*legs give out below her dropping her uncerimoniously to the ground*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*runs over, looks worried*
Oh. Thank god. They DO have food in this kitchen!
*looks down*
Oh hello Silente what are you doing down there?
*picks her up, cradles her in his arms*
Hmm, what should we do with you!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*lays in his arms slightly dazed*
*looks grumpy*
I fell over. Stupid legs.
*sighs*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*nods*
I know. My legs are pretty stupid as well sometimes!
*walks out to the lake, lays Silente down in a soft patch of grass*
Rest here! I must go clean the couch. I shall return at some point... (Hopefuly some other people will show up too .-.)
*kisses her softly*
I'll be back!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Okay then. Come back soon!
*pulls him back and kisses him properly*
*smiles*
Don't be long.
*rests*

John said...
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John said...

*Tumbles head over heels out of the shadow of a tree*
*Stands and dusts himself off, looking around whilst doing so*
Is anyone still around?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

HOLY SHIT THATS NOT A GOOD DAYDREAM!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Sorry ignore that comment.))

*opens one eye and sees Blake*
Hey. In the grass. Thank for the catch yesterday.

John said...

Um...




What?

John said...

No problem, I'd rather not have people dying.
*sits next to her*
You feeling alright?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((You, Chi and Matex being possessed by remnants while I'm forced to watch as the black veins cover your face and flood you lips.))

Can't stand up and not even fully covered in skin yet but apart from that I'm great. Swell.

John said...

((Yeah that'd be bad))

Wish I had some sort of healing magic, but Max was right, right? You should be able to do some sort of vampire uber-healing... I think

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*grins*
Blake there's so much healing solution pumping through my veins now I'm fairly certain I'll be fine.Just give me another day. I prefer this to changing. Probably. At least tthat's what I'm telling myself.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Bad doesn't sum it up. One I'd be heart broken. Two I was the only thing there for them to...play with. Not a good daydream at all.))

John said...

*sighs*
If you say so. Why were you two so... murderous?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Ah. Well. She was murderous because she loves her hotel and is slightly crazy as well. Me...that's a tiny bit of a story. Which reminds me I need to fix that.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

oh my god these biscuits oh my oh my om nom nom nom

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Hello again.))

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Ello ello. I was going to cook a meal but everything was dirty so I have done a bunch of cleaning and now I am eating chocolate-orange biscuits om nom nom

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

I have just devoured the whole packet om nom nom nom. Now to cook this meal...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Enjoy your cooking. And your meal!))

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

ten. ten biscuits I ate. still hungry.

SATAY CHICKEN HERE I COME!!!!!!!

(slowly. because it takes a long time to cook. ugh. perhaps McDonalds in the mean time will suffice...)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Don't eat too much! You'll spoil your meal!))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

And the Silence did fall..

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*sighs*
*taps the sigil on her nose*
*a portal forms below her*
*falls through it and reappears on the floor of her storage vault*
*sits up*
*stands and stumbles to one of the vaults*
*pulls it open*
*grabs a needle from the side and enters the cage in the middle of the room*
*sits on its floor*
*injects the needles contents into her arm*
*begins shuddering and shaking*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Wow it is way too quiet here!

..I have prepared the vegetables and chicken and it is now marinating in the fridge. yaay.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Yey!))

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

And noowww I have to do some uni work :/ so I'm still distant DX

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

On a side note, I cleaned Blake's couch!

..

Ok don't tell him this but I actually just replaced it with a new one

>.>

<.<

>.>

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*realises she left the portal and the vault door open*
*too late to close it now though*
*closes her eyes as pain ripples through her limbs*
*let's the claws rip through her fingers and the fangs through her gums*
*grits her teeth as the claws reach for her chest*
*rips away the rest of the human disquise*
*leaving the feral white beast in the girls place*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((I won't tell him.))

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*pops his head through the portal*
Ello there! You're looking lovely :)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*growls and leaps at the bars in Matex's direction*
*snarls at the bars clawing at them*
*it leaves only tiny scratches on the bars*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*nods*
as I say, very lovely, well, I'd best be going!
*very quickly withdraws head from portal*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*snarls at his disappearing form*
*charges the bars more violently*
*stalks around the cage*
*starts hammering against the door*
*the lock rattles and bounces*
*she hadn't locked it properly*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*looks at the portal*
ermm..

*summons elf from the nether realm*
*consults with elf on how best to remove the portal*
*elf says nothing and returns to nether realm*

*sigh*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*barges against the door violently*
*the lock rattles again and moves closer to the open position*
*snarls and charges it*
*the door shudders*
*the lock slides open*
*the door flies open*
*snarls and charges out towards the portal*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*is thankful that no one else is around*
*wonders if silver affects vampires as well as werewolfs..*
*but shooting her is probably not a good idea*

*teleports away from the lake*

(Black Mage ability, more similar to shadow walking really, only useful to escape immediate danger)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*comes bounding through the portal*
*just in time to see him disappear*
*growls and snaps her head around*
*she's all alone*
*bounds into the forest*
*in the direction of a small village about 10 miles away*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

;-;

*follows behind at a safe distance*

*takes off his hat*
*reaches inside with one hand, fumbling through his personal belongings*

*withdraws some candy corn*

no no not this.

*reaches back into the hat once more*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*continues bounding towards the village*
*eyes glowing black*

((BTW just in case this is your plan or for future reference the usual serum sets of an allergic reaction with me, hence I have my own personal serum's))

Unknown said...

"It will literally KILL YOU with feels."
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

((Fear not, you have told me that before :P ))

Why hello Finn!

*withdraws a tranquilizer dart from the hat* ah here we are.

*reaches in once more, draws out a long metal pipe with a handle on one end*

*drops dart in the open end*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*weaves between the trees nearing the town already*
*jumps and starts moving from trunk to trunk*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*stands on a tree top and takes aim with the pipe*
*uses pyromancy to cause combustion and propel the dart*
*very quickly loads a second dart, not caring if the first one hit its mark*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*fires the second dart ahead of the vampire, at a tree trunk that she is about to bounce off, aiming to get her in the shoulder or neck*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*is hit first in the toe*
*is then hit it the arm*
*falls from her jumping*
*lands on the ground, quickly getting back up*

((Tranquilliser or serum?))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Gtg for food. BBS))

Anonymous said...

Hello yellow fellows who are made out of jello.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

((Tranq my dear, I would be stupid to use serum XP ...
FOOD IS SO GOOD OH MY GOD ENJOY YOUR FOOD <3 I might go start cooking my meal then.))

*jumps down from the tree top, runs towards her*

*casts sleeping magic as he approaches, knowing it won't be very effective on a vampire, but hoping it will add to the affect of the two tranquilizers*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

@iloveskuldugger; Hey! If I may, I would like to pay my respects to your rhymes, for what a good way that was to say a greeting on such a good day when merrily meeting us bloglanders who are soon to be eating - nay, devouring what did appear to be food, if only fleetingly, before being consumed while, I assume, we sit in our seating, before returning to play!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Back! The food was good!))

*falls to the ground in a heap*
*dazed and confused*
*but not quite asleep*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

((Oh, that was a sick rhyme! Was it intentional or accidental that time? Even so, never mind!))

*holds up the pipe high over his head, dances to the side, still wary of her, and changing his mind, puts it down and steps back instead*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Oh accidental. Didn't realise it DID rhyme.))

*looks grogily at Matex*
*hisses at him*
*swipes at him slowly*
*growls*

Anonymous said...

Sorry, my kindle was acting funny
but now I am hopping back like I bunny!

I am so good at rhyming!!!

Anonymous said...

Not really, though. I am horrible at rhyming!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

@iloveskuldugger hi! How are you? Nice to meet you!

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

((And here I thought we were going to engage, you me and my consort, in a grand battle of poetry, of the homestuck-slam sort. Ah well, I digress, and return to the matter at hand, one which I must give some thought.))

Anonymous said...

I'm good, how are you!
Good to meet you toooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Unknown said...

I'm so excited for the last book!
Now that you've finished writing the series, what's next in your writing career? Have you considered writing more books set in the world of skulduggery pleasant, but not following him directly? Like, something set in the war with mevolent, maybe his rise to power? Or something to do with the unnamed?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Matex, if you want to see some rhymes most of these (if not all) rhyme. http://tempestspoems.blogspot.co.uk/ ))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((I'm fine thanks! Well I'm fine IRL. In rp/bf terms I'm sleepy and blood thirsty))

Unknown said...

I'm so excited for the last book!
Now that you've finished writing the series, what's next in your writing career? Have you considered writing more books set in the world of skulduggery pleasant, but not following him directly? Like, something set in the war with mevolent, maybe his rise to power? Or something to do with the unnamed?

Anonymous said...

Do you role play often?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((I tend to rp a lot. Or blogfight. Whichever. I find it fun.))

Anonymous said...

It looks/sounds fun!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Have you never rped or blog fought before?

Anonymous said...

No, I'm pretty new to this. I got an account on Wednesday!

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Don't worry Silente, little do you know I read most of them some time ago ;)

It always amuses me when people write comments to Derek who, most unfortunately, never reads them.

*nods to self*
So, this is what I'll do - and in rhyme, because that amuses me too.

*runs, ducks, slides, directly under the vampire. rope in one hand, hooked around its ankle, and in the other, fire, in case I need to stall. I stand, and pull suddenly. And as she is sleepy, she will hopefuly fall*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((ahhh okay that explains it. Well welcome to blogger! If I wasn't in my current condition I'd probably be stalking around you thinking about having you for dinner so you can take that as good or bad!))

*slumps over at Matex's feet*
*finally being knocked asleep by the tranquilliser*

Anonymous said...

My parents let me get one because they were tired of hearing about Skulduggery Pleasant all the time! See, I've always loved Skulduggery Pleasant but recently I got totally obsessed. I went through and read all the books three more times and I am starting LSODM for the 6th time!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Ahh. My parents don't even know what this /is/ they just presume...well nothing, they just leave me to it,))

Anonymous said...

*warily steps out from behind a tree and observes Silente*

Edward Fletcher said...

Greetings humans

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Just to mentioned Iloveskuldugger, I'm currently a fully fledged vampire. As in white beast. Granted I'm also asleep but god knows how long that will last))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Hey Edward. How goes life?

Edward Fletcher said...

Life goes bye, then hides when you try to catch it

Anonymous said...

*cocks her head*
Is she really asleep?
*debates whether or not to turn away*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Exactly! Sneaky little life! How are you today?))

Edward Fletcher said...

*Pokes sleeping vampire*

Edward Fletcher said...

Fine thank you. You?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*lays on the floor in response*
*angrily charging around in its mind*
*trying to force itself awake*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Fear not Edward, I have this covered! :D

*bops her on the head with the pipe for good measure, glad he didn't take a moment longer, otherwise she would have had the pleasure of eating iloveskuldugger alive.*

Rest assured, iloveskuldugger, that when she wakes up she will want to stalk you, probably wishing to fight!

*looks longingly at her chalk white skin, then picks her up, shadow walks her back to the portal and drops her within*

*secures the lock on the cage in the vault and waits patiently for her to wake up, eager to see if the transformation had the desired result*

Edward Fletcher said...

*Laughs at vampire sleeping then hides in tree*

Anonymous said...

*runs away while Silente is still asleep*
*observes from a distance through binoculars hoping she is far enough away*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Fine IRL. Bit bored but that's fine. Thinking about the homework I should have done today))

Edward Fletcher said...

Hello Matex
(Just got into GCSE groups meaning we have stupid amounts of homework for the next day. Not fun.)

Anonymous said...

*comes out from hiding*

Edward Fletcher said...

Matex, could you wake the vampire please? For fun?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*lays on the cage floor*
*skin begins growing over her body*
*new and pale, but not as pale as the beasts*
*finished changing*
*comes too*
*looks up*
*sees Matex*
*smiles*
*blinks a few times*
*squeals and covers herself up with her hands*
Clothes Matex!

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

Good day Edward! I must now leave to cook food, but at least Silente is secure and we are safe. I will be back!

Anonymous said...

I really don't know if that is smart!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Please give me clothes first!))

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*nods*
Yes.
Yep.
Clothes...

*nods again*
Can I get you anything? You sure have a lot of stuff in this place.

Edward Fletcher said...

Goodbye Matex.
Dont worry iloveskuldugger, I don't know what im doing

Edward Fletcher said...

Hello again Matex

Anonymous said...

*walks up to the cage*
Hello Silente, are you feeling better?

Edward Fletcher said...

No vampire? Oh well.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*nods at some draws*
Jeans and a T-shirt. Preferably /before/ hell freeze over mister.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*picks up iloveskuldugger and hurries him away*
NOT NOW, SHE'S NAKED

*wipes sweat from his brow and returns to the vault*

Anonymous said...

Edward, I feel so assured!

Anonymous said...

Hehe, sorry!

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*runs over to the draw and gets the clothes, throws them through the bars, then unlocks the cage, admiring her beauty ;) *

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Oh god. Great first meeting. Perfect. Oh god. *face palm*))

Edward Fletcher said...

I have faced terrible danger *Looks into sky* Sometimes I even survived. I am Edward Fletcher, Penguin king and collector of time, pleased to meet you iloveskuldugger

Anonymous said...

Is she dressed yet?

Anonymous said...

Pleased to meet you too!!!!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*shakes her head at him*
Oh. Under wear. ERM..
*wraps the T-shirt around her lower half temporarily*
*covers her too half with an arm*
*goes to the draws*
*pulls out some underwear*
*turns back around*
*throws a towel at Matex*
Cover your eyes.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

**top

Edward Fletcher said...

Has anybody seen a roman emporer by the way? I appear to have lost him

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((No sorry. It wasn't the crazy emperor was it? I hear he's a little crazy))

Anonymous said...

No I have not, sorry!

Edward Fletcher said...

Erm, it may have been Caligula. *Backs away for an escape route* He only had a grenade launcher.

Anonymous said...

Am I missing something here? I have no idea what you are talking about!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((HES THE CRAZY ONE! HOW DID HE GET A GRENADE LAUNCHER?!))

Edward Fletcher said...

(Don't worry iloveskuldugger, just join in the story)

He may have taken one from the year 2009

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Perfect. Just perfect.))

Anonymous said...

All I know is someone crazy has a grenade launcher. That does not sound good! Should I be going?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*sigh* Really, Edward? I had hoped you would've learned from that time you almost destroyed the human race that you shouldn't mess with time for fun...

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

*Explosion occurs near lake* It's ok, I found him. *Runs away from lake*

Anonymous said...

So, does anyone have any idea where he is?

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*pretends to cover his eyes although he has already seen everything ;D*

Anonymous said...

Oh, never.

Edward Fletcher said...

Hello Aretha, Where would be the fun if I learned from my mistakes?

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*nods at Silente once she is dressed*
we should probably get out of here and close the portal before anyone else comes looking at your personal stuff!

Anonymous said...

*runs after Edward*
Shouldn't we try to get him back to his time before he destroys the world?!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*quickly gets changed not trusting Matex at all*
*slips the T-shirt over her head*
Okay I'm decent again.
*checks her hair in a mirror*
*fiddles with it to straighten her parting*
*turns back to him*
*blushes*
Okay. What did you see? Oh and did I kill anyone?

Edward Fletcher said...

*Stops suddenly* That would be a good idea. *Runs the other way towrds the lake*

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*looks at the roof*
I saw nothing, I swear. And yes, you killed three of my most important elves!
*laughs*
No, you didn't kill anyone :P

Anonymous said...

It might be fun for you if don't learn from your mistakes but the rest of us may not want a crazy person running around!:)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*remembers the portal*
Oh that.
*taps her nose and the portal closes*
Tadaa. Fixed.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I'm sure you could find some way to entertain yourself without killing loads of people. *mutters* There's enough of that going on already...

#ChaseForBook9

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Yeah. Sure you saw nothing.
*shakes her head and blushes*
Oh god. That was /NOT/ part of the plan.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Her Aretha! How are you?

Edward Fletcher said...

Quickly now *Caligula runs forward* Time to go home now. Anybody want to see ancient rome?

Anonymous said...

Hello Silente! Are you back to normal? If so, hello!!

Anonymous said...

I would!

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*looks around*
Oh, you closed the portal with us still in here? Alone?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Yeah. I'm back to normal now.

Anonymous said...

*raises hand while jumping up and down*
I want to see Ancient Rome!

Edward Fletcher said...

Well iloveskuldugger *Door appears. Pushes Caligula through* That is the doorway to Rome *Steps through*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Yes Matex. I closed the portal with us still in here. Alone. Problem?
*grins at him from across the room*
*leans back on the set of draws*

Anonymous said...

*follows him*
Cool!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hi, Silente! I'm- well. *casts her a wary smile* *looks very tired* I'm fine, thanks. How are you?

I think I'll pass on Ancient Rome, thanks. *sighs again* Do try not to destroy history, please.

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

Welcome to the great roman empire. We have roughly 10 minute to look around until the door shuts.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

*tackles Silente*
Not. At. All.
(Although in that case you should add "Stalk Iloveskuldugger" to your to do list c; )

Edward Fletcher said...

As if I would do such a thing Aretha?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

I'm fine! Gonna be cursing myself tomorrow because if the homework I didn't do but oh well!

Anonymous said...

I think I'm going back to the present time.

Matex Von Darkhour - マテクス said...

((iloveskuldugger your name is long and annoying to type, as an unofficial giver of names I have decided take the last part of your name, and from now on I shall call you Dugg! Any questions? No? Good!))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*grins and hugs Matex*
Good. Because we haven't been alone in a while.

Anonymous said...

Oh no. Please don't stalk me!:)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

You would, Ed. You would.

That's good to hear, Silente. Too bad about your homework, though. Maybe try multitasking, so you can get some of it done today?

#ChaseForBook9

Edward Fletcher said...

Ok *iloveskuldugger appears in present* Rome *Door shuts and opens in random place* Where would the emporer be hiding? *Walks away*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Oh Duggs a good name! Oh and *adds creep/stalk Duggy out to her to do list*))

Anonymous said...

Ok, fine. I am now know as Dugg

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