Edward Roberts said... I know it seems almost stalkerish to directly address Derek, but I'm kinda depressed and he's awesome so you know... So hi Derek! My cat died today, she got hit by a car, it's weird because she was always so good at not being hit by cars, now she has been it's like a dream. A bad one. A really bad one. A super bad one. She didn't get smushed on the upside, just smashed into, so we can still bury her. And I distinctly remember you live with too many cats, so I just sort of thought you could empathise with me, you know, too many cat owner to ex- cat owner. I'm also kind of doing some English work right now about necromancy, not your type, that would be cool not depressing, no. It's about Phillip Reeve's type of necromancy. Which isn't really necromancy, just making them a cyborg by putting a machine in their bran which allows them to function, giving them supertough armour and giving them sword hands, which I always thought was awesome. But you can do it with other animals too, like birds. And cats. Yeah. Not only is my dead cat now constantly in my mind, but I've also got to think about how awesome it would be if I could ressurect her with claw paws, and a claw tail! And even thogh she was basically queen cat of the whole area, she could become queen cat of the CITY! But no... April 15, 2013 at 5:44 PM
Well, politics. There's an election next year, so all the parties have started trying to win votes. Football, too. Everyone's getting excited for the world cup. And holidays, of course. You?
Politics are always wonderful :/ Erm...Not politics(any more than usual, anyway), not football because, well, it's America, and not holidays Because we just had holidays.
We have these lovely standardized tests coming up soon, it's almost my birthday, and it keeps RAINING. Other than that, not much :3
I have never taste Tumblesoz, though I've heard of its potency. It doesn't sound like the sort of thing I'd enjoy. Doctor Precocious would, knowing her.
Not really I just kind of typed...*laughs* maybe I'm in love with Alastair, technically I am if you consider him Niccolò *shudders* I do not have any interest in blondes, (I asked what he looked like)
I have never thought of what good I might do in Blogland. *frowns* Till recently, I myself never made an appearance. I let Precocious and Oscar have all the fun for me. Yet more and more, I continue to arrive and role-play as my true self.
Heh no. He poisoned Silente and she's dying and he cut me with a knife that paralyzes you and I really have a strange feeling I'm going to end up target practice. At least he isn't the autopsy type
My gut. You try to act so different from Niccolò, and what you have me paralyzed, I'm not sure what you plan to do other then it probably involves high levels of pain.
*to Trip* Well, as a Bloglander now, myself, I know what I would like to do, but sadly, the role has been taken by a canonical character. *shrugs* I shan't worry about it. I will find my Blogland destiny.
Aye. However, we have passed the point where Book Eight became Blog-canon. Also, you may want to write to Mr. Derek. There is a vacancy, someone will have to take the job.
Alexis: *laughs* I haven't had my Surge yet Trip! I'm close though I could have it any day. And I work in the American Sanctuary I'm a junior administrator to Aretha, I'm not allowed to work directly under my mother. I want to work in Ireland though, but Ravel said I have to wait until I have more experience.
Oh, apologies. I am fairly new and evidently we haven't met yet. My name is Auburn, and I am dreadfully sorry for abruptly interrupting your conversation.
It's wine from the future. Best crop of the century.
(Bye!)
Well, I'm on paternity leave at the moment, but if you were to drop by my office and tell them I sent you, I'm sure there'd be someone around to show you the ropes. Some of them might know you better than I do!
Oh, me too. When possible of course. However, some of these things do rather seem futile after a while.
Well, I can assure you, work experience in the Scottish spotter division will probably get you into any division you want if we write you a good reference.
Don't hurry yourself. If there's anything you need to clear up before you go, I suggest you do it. You'll also need to arrange a place to stay. I would suggest my house, but it's rather... out of the way.
Oh! Keys. *pulls a set of keys from inside his coat* There you are. *places them on the table* I think I'll go now, I've a tiny human to look after. But I'm expecting great things from you young lady! Great things! *leaves dramatically* Goodnight all!
And I'm only 23 minutes late! Yay... This calls for some cake. *cake magically appears, cut into a perfect slice* *a fork appears, too* That's convenient... *noms cake*
*nods* tree house first. *runs off* *comes back with piles of wood* *and waterproof wood glue* *and paint with waterproof varnish in it* Okay which tree? *turns to her big oak tree* That one.
*jumps into the tree carrying wood and glue* Okay. First find a good place. *spots a perfect place* There will do. *starts laying down the wood without glueing it* Okay to it'll be this wide..ish.. actually.. *moves one plank away* Perfect! *starts glueing the floor down*
*finished glueing the floor together and to the tree* Okay. Walls. *grabs a few more wood planks* *panels them together to form one wall slightly taller than her* *glues it together* *does the other three walls the same height* *jumps out and grabs a saw* *saws a door shape in the floor* *reatatches it with hinges so it can be pulled up*
Thats how Ari is. She usually means the next day. Its a bit frustrating but she's so busy. The summer its easier. You'll get used to it, thats why I wasn't concerned, sometime today she'll be back.
*starts work on the room* *makes it hinge in the middle so half of it can open up* *jumps out of the tree and looks at her treehouse* *grabs the paint* *frowns and runs to get some more green and brown paint* *returns and jumps into the tree* *start painting the outside of the house*
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Edward Roberts said...
I know it seems almost stalkerish to directly address Derek, but I'm kinda depressed and he's awesome so you know...
So hi Derek! My cat died today, she got hit by a car, it's weird because she was always so good at not being hit by cars, now she has been it's like a dream. A bad one. A really bad one. A super bad one. She didn't get smushed on the upside, just smashed into, so we can still bury her. And I distinctly remember you live with too many cats, so I just sort of thought you could empathise with me, you know, too many cat owner to ex- cat owner. I'm also kind of doing some English work right now about necromancy, not your type, that would be cool not depressing, no. It's about Phillip Reeve's type of necromancy. Which isn't really necromancy, just making them a cyborg by putting a machine in their bran which allows them to function, giving them supertough armour and giving them sword hands, which I always thought was awesome. But you can do it with other animals too, like birds. And cats. Yeah. Not only is my dead cat now constantly in my mind, but I've also got to think about how awesome it would be if I could ressurect her with claw paws, and a claw tail! And even thogh she was basically queen cat of the whole area, she could become queen cat of the CITY! But no...
April 15, 2013 at 5:44 PM
That's Me. Me and my spectacular entrance.
Awh, Trip.
*Hugs*
*hugs*
It was a nasty time. But I guess something came out of it.
That is true- I remember when my dog had to be put down. No matter what cones out of it, the time is still rough
Sorry about your cat, Trip, even though it was a while ago.
And you're Edward Roberts? That explains so much...
What do you mean Kes?
Kessy?
Kester.
What should I call you?
Any of those three are fine, as is Kessie or anything else you can think of :)
And I have Edward Roberts as a contact, but I had no idea who Edward Roberts was. And now I do.
I see. Yes, I started out as Edward Roberts. But I soon changed. Blogger accounts are so much more flexible.
I'm sorry... Something has come up. I should go.
Er... Goodbye, I'll try to be back soon
Yeah, The Google Plus ones are irritating...
So what's been happening in your corner of the globe?
Oh!!! You were Edward Roberts oh wow....I really feel stupid.
Bye Adra! *waves*
Bye Adra!
Well, politics. There's an election next year, so all the parties have started trying to win votes.
Football, too. Everyone's getting excited for the world cup. And holidays, of course. You?
Hey Zaf! *waves*
*resists making a comment about the "I feel really stupid"*
I thought I'd made it clear when I switched...
Hullo.
I can not stay for very long. I am just here to say:
Hullo.
Herrow Anni! Are you gone now?
...
Okay bye!
Politics are always wonderful :/
Erm...Not politics(any more than usual, anyway), not football because, well, it's America, and not holidays Because we just had holidays.
We have these lovely standardized tests coming up soon, it's almost my birthday, and it keeps RAINING. Other than that, not much :3
Hi Annika!
Well, Trip, when you first joined(and switched, too) I was on my enforced eight month absence, so I didn't know most of what was going on.
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY, TRIPPINGTON CASTALAN.
YOU WERE WRONG.
*throws popcorn at Annika*
How about now? Did that get rid of you? :P
*snatches popcorn out of the air with chopsticks*
Popcorn merely enhances my natural power.
*eats kernel*
*frowns*
No butter.
*laughs* So you thought....
I love how Alastair immobilizes me and poisons Silente...he probably figured I can't heal the poison which is true unless I had my hand on the wound
I'm sorry Mrs. Barnnosky! Would you like a nice warm mug of tea to calm your temper? Or some Tequila to fuel it?
I believe the best option would me the mediator between the two beverages.
I am speaking, of course, of teaquila.
Can I have the loopy wine?
Annika, that is either the best or the worst pun I have ever seen. I'm not sure.
You may not have any Tumblesoz Zaf, no.
Right away ma'am. *runs off*
One can never be too sure with puns.
I, however, am rather proud of it.
Annika, it's rather impressive for spur of the moment.
*yells after Trip* What, don't I get anything?
*returns with a mug and a shot glass*
I love tequila, it makes me happy.
You didn't ask.
I can't move y'know! I kind of got paralyzed by Alastair and that poisoned knife. Please can I have something to drink?
*nods politely*
Thank you for the drink. Fair warning though, I may suddenly disappear at any time.
Without paying you.
Yes, but not Tumblesoz.
'Cause I didn't want anything. An offer would have been nice, all the same :)
Zaf, didn't you pause the roleplay?
Then pay now.
If you're so worried.
I have never taste Tumblesoz, though I've heard of its potency. It doesn't sound like the sort of thing I'd enjoy. Doctor Precocious would, knowing her.
*ties Annika to a tree*
There. Now you can't disappear.
*tasted
*lays some money on the counter*
Yeah I know I just decided to remind myself I can't move for whenever Alastair comes back...said a few hours but Ari may mean the next day
*frowns*
*looks down at bonds*
I haven't been tied to a tree since last time I was nearly sacrificing to a manic god. So, Thursday.
*contemplates stealing money*
*doesn't, because I'm a good person*
*-ish*
Pity that Hunter and the vampire left.
*sacrificed
Kes: I'm a vampire, if that makes any difference, Alastair.
Delila: You're a vampire? *sounds more reproachful than surprised*
Kes: Yes. I swear I told you when it happened. Although you may have been asleep.
Like this guy? *laughs, taking money* What can I get you, cactus?
*still tied to tree*
*sighs heavily*
Trip, do you mind passing me my drink?
I shall need it if I'll be meeting Alistair for the first time.
*unties Annika*
There you go. No longer tied.
*gets a long and very bendy straw,puts it in the drink and gives the other end to Anni* There you go!
*steps out of the ropes*
*sips on straw*
All drinks are better with bendy-straws.
Annika, that is a FACT.
Yes they are.
Oh Alastair...you have me
Zaf, reread that comment.
*slowly slurps the drink*
Exquisite as always, Trip.
*notices Zafira's comment*
*abruptly stops slurping*
Glad to hear it.
I know Kestrel. :P
I am trying so hard not to laugh right now. Zaf, was that intentional?
*loosens collar*
Phew.
Do you think I hurt his feelings with the whole 'Cactus' thing?
Not really I just kind of typed...*laughs* maybe I'm in love with Alastair, technically I am if you consider him Niccolò *shudders* I do not have any interest in blondes, (I asked what he looked like)
My friend told my to stop insulting Alastair I'll end up dead
Trip, I feel like it's unlikely. Although he may have an irrational fear of cacti.
Zaf, *is mildly offended because I'm a blonde irl* :P
Ah, love. It makes fools of the level-headed and awkward typists of us all.
Aye. *sips tumblesoz*
Sorry Kessie!!!
*laughs* can we turn Alastair into a cactus?
Please may I have Tumblesoz Trip?
Do not give this woman Tumblesoz.
Zaf, do we have anyone with that kind of power? I mean, Delila might be able to make him /think/ he's a cactus, if she caught him unaware.
I kind of want to see Zak with Tumblesoz, so I can understand why you're all so worried...
I wish we did
Anni- I promise to behave I can't even go insane I can't move
We could make him THINK he was a cactus!
I have found that men who have been turned into cacti are more than 88% likely to violently murder the person who did the cactusing.
Zaf, you are not to be trusted with this drink. You can barely handle wine, let alone this.
Please Trip?
Trip, exactly!
Are any of you psychics, or would Delila be doing it alone?
Of course, Trip could always drug his drink...
Annika, but they can't murder anyone if they're cacti!
I am Irish! I can hold my liquor!
*drinks deeply from the bendy straw*
I am not a psychic. Nor is Precocious or Oscar. I am but a lowly Energy-Thrower, and can do little to help your cause.
Annika, you could distract him while Delila worked...
*slowly turns head to look at Kestrel*
Have you ever seen a Roadrunner cartoon?
Then you know the damage a cactus can wreak.
And distraction is absurd. Alistair is both Brilliant and Cruel, like our golden god. I shall not put myself in that sort of predicament.
*sips*
Unfortunately, the mind is not my realm.
*bursts out laughing at Zaf* Very funny,but a total lie.
Hey I could try exploding Alastair!
Olivia: *sneaks behind Trip and stabs in the back and hides
I've always kind of wanted to go up against Alistair...
I can do it PLEASE TRIP? I'm begging you!
True. But not on purpose, at least.
Well, Delila's not a good enough psychic to do it on her own, so distraction is our best bet.
WAIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED
DID TRIP JUST GET STABBED
WHAT
Ow! Olivia, stop prodding me with toothpicks!
And what was the objective, young one?
I have never thought of what good I might do in Blogland.
*frowns*
Till recently, I myself never made an appearance. I let Precocious and Oscar have all the fun for me.
Yet more and more, I continue to arrive and role-play as my true self.
*sips drink*
Hmm.
Heh no. He poisoned Silente and she's dying and he cut me with a knife that paralyzes you and I really have a strange feeling I'm going to end up target practice. At least he isn't the autopsy type
I've got to go, bye!
Try not to die while I'm gone, 'kay(except for Alastair)?
Olivia: *summons flame and sets Trip's pants on fire* *grins and hides again*
now that
is a pretty badass cover
Bye Kessie
Ah, Silente...
Was Blake around? I thought I could rely on him to keep them safe.
Oh, curses. I was hoping to die as soon as Kestrel's back was turned. Now I shall have to re-think my whole stratagem.
Who told you that I'm not, Zafira?
Holy sweet mother of baby kittens,
I thought he was gone.
*smothers the fire* Really,that was very dangerous, I'm holding alcohol!
I agree Anni. Barkeep me is such fun just to be.
My gut. You try to act so different from Niccolò, and what you have me paralyzed, I'm not sure what you plan to do other then it probably involves high levels of pain.
As did I.
Might I ask, did Blake present a challenge?
*to Trip*
Well, as a Bloglander now, myself, I know what I would like to do, but sadly, the role has been taken by a canonical character.
*shrugs*
I shan't worry about it. I will find my Blogland destiny.
*slurps through straw*
And which one is that?
*glances slyly to the left*
*glances slyly to the right*
*glances slyly north*
Er . . . well, I would quite like to run the Midnight Hotel, to be honest.
Have you read the latest book?
Indeed I have, Trip, however much of Blogland seems not to have,
and you know how Blogland is about spoilers.
God he's a creep
I think all of us are creeps in one way or another.
Aye. However, we have passed the point where Book Eight became Blog-canon. Also, you may want to write to Mr. Derek. There is a vacancy, someone will have to take the job.
If Book Eight is now Blog-canon,
then I will almost certainly take the position of manager, as soon as time will allow.
With luck.
*checks watch*
*frowns*
I'm afraid I must be going, now. I've been on far longer than I intended to be.
Well, we do tend to do that here. Have a nice day, come again!
See you Anni.
I think Alastair left
Okay, Fabi.
I wouldn't be so sure Zaf.
I just kind of wonder
He's probably waiting for the best time to strike, so as to shock us.
Probably right...ah well
So, how's Alexis these days. Taken a name yet?
She has she just prefers me to call her by her given name
Alexis: Brenna
Brenna what?
Drink?
Alexis: Brenna Scy
Alexis: and sure.
A very nice name for a very nice young lady. And what do you do these days, Brenna? Spotter? Spy? Detective?
What would you like?
Alexis: *laughs* I haven't had my Surge yet Trip! I'm close though I could have it any day. And I work in the American Sanctuary I'm a junior administrator to Aretha, I'm not allowed to work directly under my mother. I want to work in Ireland though, but Ravel said I have to wait until I have more experience.
Alexis: Hmm glass of coke.
Well, just remember that there's always a spot open for you with the spotters. I haven't heard anyone move that quietly since, well, me!
Heh, same as always. *pours an ice cold bottle into a pint glass, chucking in some ice* There ye go.
ASDFGHJKL
If they move so quietly, then it should be no surprise that you have not heard them.
ASDFGHJKL yourself.
Alexis: *takes coke and pays Trip* Well...I do find it interesting actually. I wouldn't mind being a spotter
You should definitely give it a go. It's like being a detective, except better trained and paid.
But I sense them... Hello, nice to meet you, who are you?
*slips in quietly through an open door* *watches rp*
Hello Emerald! Drink?
Oh, apologies. I am fairly new and evidently we haven't met yet. My name is Auburn, and I am dreadfully sorry for abruptly interrupting your conversation.
Alexis: So...you want me to be a spotter?
Hello there Trip! And Auburn! And Zaf! And possibly Snow!
And yes, one would be lovely. Could I possibly have a glass of water?
I always have. Remember when you escaped from the bubble?
Nice to meet you. I'm Trip, the, I own the bar around here. Here, It wouldn't feel right if I didn't give you this. *hands bottle of Blogland 2023*
Absolutely. *pulls a glass of water from behind the counter* Magic!
Alexis: I've been thinking about it
Hi, Auburn! I'm new-ish and I don't see how you interrupted anybody.
Hello Emerald, Zafira/Alexis, Trip and anyone else I may have unintentionally omitted.
Erm...Thank you, Trip.
If you don't mind my asking, what exactly is "Blogland 2023"?
O_O
What sorcery is this, Trip?
(gotta go, bye)
Hai Auburn
It's wine from the future. Best crop of the century.
(Bye!)
Well, I'm on paternity leave at the moment, but if you were to drop by my office and tell them I sent you, I'm sure there'd be someone around to show you the ropes.
Some of them might know you better than I do!
I did enter the comments section rather abruptly without greeting, and for that I apologize. I thank you for your sentiment, however, Emerald.
Good day.
Eh, it's how most of us do it. I always used to try and enter with a flourish. But it became impractical.
Alexis: Scotland, yes?
Ah, in that case, thank you very much. *Sets the Blogland 2023 in a glass case*
Yes, any mage in Glasgow can show you where the sanctuary is.
Alexis: I think I'll take a trip to Scotland. I want to work in Ireland though. I love it there.
Well, I like to consider myself the sort of person who opts for etiquette over practicality, but I can see your point.
Oh, me too. When possible of course. However, some of these things do rather seem futile after a while.
Well, I can assure you, work experience in the Scottish spotter division will probably get you into any division you want if we write you a good reference.
Indeed they do.
I believe I shall sit back and observe your role-play conversation. Please do not be alarmed if I randomly insert a comment or opinion.
Alexis: Okay. I need to go to Glasgow then...
Don't hurry yourself. If there's anything you need to clear up before you go, I suggest you do it. You'll also need to arrange a place to stay. I would suggest my house, but it's rather... out of the way.
Alexis: I have a teleporting bracelet
Fair enough, I guess I won't be needing it.
Be aware though, the walls do move, and the house is, in a very vague sense, alive.
Alexis: okay. Thank you Trip!
Zaffy sleep now.
Oh! Keys. *pulls a set of keys from inside his coat* There you are. *places them on the table* I think I'll go now, I've a tiny human to look after. But I'm expecting great things from you young lady! Great things! *leaves dramatically* Goodnight all!
...hello?
Anyone here?
Hia. Wbd, msd. Planning for April Fools Day tomorrow
Anyone on?
Anybody?
No?
Brilliant.
*sticks wand arm out* *the Knight Bus appears after exactly 3.74 seconds* *boards* *the bus zooms off*
Oh. SORRY, I WAS MAKING CHOCOLATE COATED CARROT
Oh god.... I burnt chocolate. XD
How do you even do that, Snow? Chocolate is supposed to MELT, not BURN.
...
XD
Xd I am amazing
YESSS will ded tomorrow. Night.
I always miss Auburn whenever he/she arrives in Blogland. This is an entirely disagreeable state of affairs.
I hope I have the privilege of meeting Auburn sooner rather than later.
One day you will Anni
Is anybody on?
And I'm only 23 minutes late! Yay...
This calls for some cake. *cake magically appears, cut into a perfect slice* *a fork appears, too* That's convenient... *noms cake*
Oy someone really needs to teach Alastair that a 'few' hours DOES NOT MEAN SEVEN HOURS!
Also hey..
No ones here then...hmmm...
I could do anything!
I could make a tree house.
I could murder a load of people.
I could perform a satanic ritual.
I could juggle children.
I COULD DO ANYTHING!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*nods* tree house first.
*runs off*
*comes back with piles of wood*
*and waterproof wood glue*
*and paint with waterproof varnish in it*
Okay which tree?
*turns to her big oak tree*
That one.
*jumps into the tree carrying wood and glue*
Okay. First find a good place.
*spots a perfect place*
There will do.
*starts laying down the wood without glueing it*
Okay to it'll be this wide..ish.. actually..
*moves one plank away*
Perfect!
*starts glueing the floor down*
*grins* Armageddon Outta Here still looks great. :)
Hey Silente! :)
mbd - German Listening work
#ChaseForBook9
@Tempest: How would you murder a load of people if there was nobody here to murdeR? ;) ^^
#ChaseForBook9
*finished glueing the floor together and to the tree*
Okay. Walls.
*grabs a few more wood planks*
*panels them together to form one wall slightly taller than her*
*glues it together*
*does the other three walls the same height*
*jumps out and grabs a saw*
*saws a door shape in the floor*
*reatatches it with hinges so it can be pulled up*
((Oh hey Taia! I would murder the local villagers..the one down the hill about a mile away from those trees. *points to left*))
Thats how Ari is. She usually means the next day. Its a bit frustrating but she's so busy. The summer its easier. You'll get used to it, thats why I wasn't concerned, sometime today she'll be back.
*starts work on the room*
*makes it hinge in the middle so half of it can open up*
*jumps out of the tree and looks at her treehouse*
*grabs the paint*
*frowns and runs to get some more green and brown paint*
*returns and jumps into the tree*
*start painting the outside of the house*
Ah, fair enough. :)
(Maybe not so fair on the villagers, but still. :P)
*tilts head* Good place for a treehouse. C:
((THIS GERMAN RECORDING IS SO FAST, WTF? D: ))
#ChaseForBook9
((Oh okay then. Its just I was looking at the comments after staying up ages and saw she came on around 12 (GMT) am))
((Also hey Zaffy!))
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