Friday, March 28, 2014

BEHOLD, MINIONS!!

BEHOLD!!


Out on July 3rd!

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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Bye dragona! The end of the Alastair v zaf v vampire v hunter at the beginning showdown and the bit after Alastair left. Now is the after math))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: SILENTE STOP RUNNING ZAFIRA IS ALIVE

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*stumbles but keeps running*
Go help her! Leave me alone! Im a monster!
*runs faster still crying*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*keeps chasing, waiting for Javier to lose breath, or trip or something*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Aro: No worries, just by being around you I can tell. You probably know me best for controlling Niccolò, but I changed.

Alexis: Lorcan, Alastair fought Silente Kessie and Mom, he poisoned Silente and cut my mother with a knife thay poisoned her to be paralyzed. He got Mom away before Silente killed her but god knows what Alastair will do to her. She's completely at his mercy.

John said...

((Aw man sounds like I missed all the fun))
*Jumps out of Trips shadow, matching his pace through the forest*
Want some help catching up to her?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: *stops behind tree catching breath* You're...not...one...Alastair is.

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

Hi, everyone!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*keeps running*
*doesn't respond to his comment*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...
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Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Hey kes!))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well, I don't see how you could help me, but you're welcome to try and keep pace. Just stay hidden.

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

((What's going on?))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

((Dunno, I tend to just jump in.))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Remember the All v Zaf v Hunter v You fight? Well I turned, hunter and al ran and zaf was immobalised. Naturealy, I ended up attacking her. The others thought me off. This is the after math))

Emerald Melody said...

Lorcan: Show me where your mam is Lexi, I think I could help.

I've been practising something that I think I can use to help my mam.

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

((Oh, thanks. The one with the "pretty fire"?))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Yes the 'pretty fire' one))

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

*stands by and watches*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: that's the thing, I don't know where she is. (I don't either Em he just said he moved me)

Amethyst Temerity said...

Hello peoples!

John said...

Well for starters I could jump in and out of some shadows and get to her quite quickly, use some more to restrain her and if all else fails I've got my soul magic to stop her dead.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*continues running as sobs rack my body*
*eventually slows coming to a stop near the mountaints*
*curls up in a ball sobbing*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Hey Amethyst!))

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

Delila: *closes eyes and mentally searches for Zaf's mind*

((No one has any idea where Zaf is?))

Rosalind Turner said...

Silente, if you are a monster, why are you running away? That is not the behavior of a monster. No, there is a girl left in there, one who is scared, one who cares, one who is not yet in control, but could be, if she would only allow herself to accept who she is, who she is not, who she will be and who she will refuse to be.

...

Apologies for the run-on sentence. It was the best way I could think of to properly express my point, though certainly not the most concise.

Amethyst Temerity said...

Hey guys! What's going on now?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

(Ari never said where or anything....I don't actually have an inkling where I am)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Hey au!))
((Aftermath is happening)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No, that won't let us help her. You can't attack someone to help them. *pulls up*

All right, I'm going to go and talk to her. I need you to be ready to wizz off after her if he runs, got it?

John said...

*Stops a few meters from Silente*
...
You okay..?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hey Stalky, Auburn.

John said...

I wouldn't attack her Trip, just stop her from running any more and possibly hurting herself

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Or... you can do that. That's good too.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*stiffens and doesn't lift her head *
Go away Blake. Please.
*curls tighter and tries to control her sobs*

Rosalind Turner said...

Hello Silente, Trip, Blake, Amethyst, Emerald/Lorcan, Kestrel/Delila, Zafira/Alexis and anyone I unintentionally omitted.

Amethyst Temerity said...

...I still don't understand what's happening...

Emerald Melody said...

*Lorcan frowns*

Lorcan: How can you not know where your mam is??

(Hey Trip wanna double up and we can continue on the Ellie rp too??)

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

*waves to the people who just came on*

*distant and msd*

John said...

*sighs* As you wish
*sinks into his shadow, which disappears. Watches quietly from that of a nearby tree*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Oh god... I'll try. But expect a little lag.)

Neither do I Stalky, and look at me.

*Considers whether or not to reveal himself or not*

Chione Asahina said...

*walks up behind Blake*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((After Al left I attacked zaf. Zaf couldn't defend herself. The others. Pulled me off. I changed back. I ran away from what had happened and am now crying in the woods. Zaf is god knows where. Some people followed me some are discussing how to find zaf))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: Alastair just sort of vanished with her! Silente was attacking and he moved her. I know she's alive because he doesn't want her dead, or he'd have let Silente kill her.

Amethyst Temerity said...

And how would looking at you help me understand everything?

Rosalind Turner said...

Erm, Silente, I did direct a speech at you. Though I admit it was far from my best, it was heartfelt.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*curls up tighter and cries more*
*tears tumble down her checks to land on the ground*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Silente, if I may, I, in fact any mage, is as much a monster as you are. *steps out*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((I know au but although I thought it was great it doesn't change my characters feelings))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I was simply saying that knowing is not a prerequisite for enjoying.

Although it does help.

Administrator Kestrel LeStarre-Sparrowhawk The Celestial said...

I have to go...
Bye!

Amethyst Temerity said...

Bye Kestrel!

John said...

*fades into existence next to Chio and whispers to her*
If there was ever a time to comfort her... this is it.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Crimson: Now... which one was it?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*stiffens again*
*whispers*
No, your not Trip. You didn't want to kill zaf. You didn't nearly kill zaf. You haven't wanted to rip someones flesh apart for no good reason before. Your not a monster, go back to them, the others. Its where you belong.
*puts her head between her knees*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

((Bye kes!))

Amethyst Temerity said...

Monster: an imaginary creature that is typically large, ugly, and frightening.

Silente, you do not fit this definition! You are not imaginary nor large nor ugly nor frightening! Cheer up! :D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

(Bai Kessie

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I have experienced all those things. Emotions are not the nicest things, and if I may say so, neither is Zaf sometimes.

Rosalind Turner said...

Very well, then, Silente.

Goodbye Kestrel.

I have the queerest of sensations, as if I exist on a separate reality from the rest of you blog-commenting Minions. If you feel I am intruding in any sense, please do not hesitate to inform me. If this is simply paranoia, I apologize for any inconvenience its expression may have caused.

Emerald Melody said...

Ellie: The last changing room. So this other Drew? Apart from the shadows is there anything else different about him?

-

Lorcan: Can you not touch her mind Aro? Find out where she could be?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*looks over at trip*
But have you ever followed up on those feelings. Have you ever watched as you ripped someone limb from limb, egged on by their cries and their blood?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Aro: *nods* I can try but she probably is unconsi- where's Ravel? He shares the mental link with Mom.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Crimson: Well, I don't believe I ever even met the real drew, so I really couldn't say. *stops at the last changing room*

Emerald Melody said...

Ellie: You've just met the real Drew...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*smiles* Oh yes. I used to be quite the sadist, a wolf in sheep's clothing if you will. *sits beside her*
Although I guess I'm rather a lot mellower these days. But I have most certainly ripped people limb from limb and delighted as I destroyed them, yes.

Tell me, have you ever needlessly killed a hundred people in an instant, merely because you could?

John said...

Yes Silente, I have. When Erebus takes over I still have some idea of what's going on, I've watched him kill dozens of people mercilessly and laugh with my face. I've seen him crumble fortress just to make people afraid, and it works. There are places I can't go because of the thing's he's done in my image, people who want to kill me because of the monster that took over. So don't act like you're the only person with a side they hate.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Crimson: And how long did our meeting last, five, six minutes? *gestures for Ellie to go first*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*smiles crookedly*
No trip, I haven't. Although if it was night and I was in town then..*sigh*
Blake if your going to talk don't hide in shadows.

John said...

*Walks up to Silente, shrouded in darkness*
Unfortunately, I have to.

Emerald Melody said...

Ellie: That should have been enough for you to know a difference.

*She walks in and stands in front of the mirror. She taps 3 times and then the mirror shimmers, showing the Blogland forest.*

-

*Lorcan slowly watches as the silver vanishes from his hand, his cracks his knuckles*

Lorcan: She can't have gone that far...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*sighs* have to? Why?
And both of you might have hurt people but did you say you'd protect them? That you'd fight with them? Where any of them your friends?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

See, we're all monsters in our own way. Some big, some small.

This world, our world of mages leaves no one unscathed. Sure, you've killed people, but it was a natural urge. I've killed people because it seemed a waste not to. Why put them in jail when you can end them? I could've let them live.

So what I'm trying to say Silente... is don't beat yourself up for beating people up. Okay?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No, I can't say I have.

Well, not on purpose.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: I don't know where to look!

Aro: I think to be honest, she's safer away from here. Alastair won't kill her, he likes to torment people and he'll leave her alone mostly. If we get her he'll only hurt her worse. He also will expect us to go, if we wait and make him think we're not coming, he won't expect us.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Exactly. You've hurt criminals. People you don't know. Not people who you care for. Who you'd said you'd keep safe. Its different that way.

Chione Asahina said...

*walks over with Blake and stands next to Silente*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*growls* Not. On. Purpose.

Amethyst Temerity said...

Silente, all these people are trying to help you! Get over it, please?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*Crimson follows suit*

Crimson: Now... where was that house...

Chione Asahina said...

Hey, I've ripped you to shreds before Silente, if you remember? I won't kill you but i'll get pretty close. The only person here who I wouldn't harm at all is Mithria although, I wouldn't kill anyone.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Yeah. He over it.
*grins*
*thinks a minute*
*nice and stands*
I have to get over it. This is what he wants.
*stands straighter*
Is zaf okay? How badly hurt was she?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*smiles* Good work Stalky.

John said...

*Glances over a Chio*
I feel so very loved

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

**get

And Chi that was in a friend way. Well before it was in a 'your new and cocky imma beat you up' way but now its a friend way.

Emerald Melody said...

Ellie: By that barn and farm, I can remember Emerald loved to grow crops.

*Ellie started walking.*

-

Lorcan: You can't just leave her festering with poison in her.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

**nods not nice as well god my typings terrible))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Crimson: *doesn't move* How did you know which house I was talking about?

Amethyst Temerity said...

Yay! Good job, Silente!
Now, let's find Zaf!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

It was most certainly a purposeful attack , Trip. There was purpose behind its leaps towards it's former friend, a gleam of delight in its dark eyes. There is an undeniable intent to destroy buried within this creature. Isn't that right, vampire? And you were so confident you could resist me that your friend suffered for it. *drops Zafira, still immobile, to the ground at the vampire's feet*

Chione Asahina said...

Of course you do my darling. *walks over and hugs him tightly* I will harm you. What if Erebus gets out? you can't control him. He might kill me. You wouldn't want that now would you? *kisses*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...
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Amethyst Temerity said...

...well, perfect timing...

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*its

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Aro: The poison isn't designed to kill her, only paralyze. Alastair will keep her alive and honestly its creepy but, he'll do better at it. We know he won't steal her true name because it's a waste of time, I'm serious, if he wanted her dead he'd have let Silente kill her. She's alive. What if we all end up maimed? He'll know we'll go for her, we got to think this carefully.

Amethyst Temerity said...

I have to leave now! I'll be back!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*draws sword* Hello again Cactus, how are you today. I'd offer you a drink, but we're rather far away from the bar.

Chione Asahina said...

((Bye Amethyst))

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*gasps and kneels next to zaf*
No Alastair! This isn't my fault! Your the one that did this. It was you.
*checks for a pulse*
*finds it and gingerly picks her up*
Now go away!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*glares from the ground* Silente this is nothing, I swear. I've had my organs re-arranged. Do not listen to him

John said...

Erebus has been quiet since last time... I think Trip gave him what for with that soul attack thingy he did.

Emerald Melody said...

Ellie: When it comes to shadows, either Em or Adra are always the first to be targeted. And if you have the fake Drew held somewhere, Chase would have captured him to protect and save his wife.

Therefore, the fake Drew must be held at Chase's house which is the one by the farm.

Chione Asahina said...

Then i'll just hurt you for a play fight *winks*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*smiles at zaf*
Your okay. Your good. A little bloody but good.
*starts back towards the clearing*

John said...

That worked so well last time *winks back at her mockingly*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Silente, keep me near Javier. I'm going to be alright, Alastair won't do anything else to me. The most he can do is hurt me but I built up a pain tolerance from the torturing sessions

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

I will zaf. He's back her, against a tree probably. Or lost.
*starts running forwards still holding zaf*
*sees Javier*
Hey! Javier!

John said...

I am just now realizing Mr. Cruciatus is here
*tendrils of darkness rise defensively around me and Chio*
What brings you to this neck of the woods might I ask?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

So, AListair, wanna go?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: Silente! You have her!! *runs over* I'll take her. Thank you...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Crimson: Fair enough. Lead the way.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*grins broadly, laughing a little* You were so perfect back there, vampire. I want you to know that you did everything exactly as I'd planned, and I want you to know how beautiful your eyes were as they glimmered with a pure desire to kill, and how beautiful your tear streaked face was as you ran away from the one thing you will never escape. You are truly a magnificent creature, vampire. *bows slightly to her, then fades away*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Its fine. Heal her if you can..she's lost a lot of blood..
*runs back to the to Blake, Chi, trip and anyone I missed who's over there*

Chione Asahina said...

*stays closely behind Blake*

John said...

Don't listen to that bastard Silente, he's just trying to get a rise out of all of us.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*glares at the fading Alastair*
He is NOT winning this. Not until I'm dead..again...
*shakes her head* let's head back guys.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Javier: That. Bastard. *takes Zaf back to the clearing* Hey he didn't take your consious.

*laughs* Yeah...*closes eyes, trying to stay awake*

Alexis: Lorcan! She's safe...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Eh, you always were just talk. Talk and kidnapping. You bore me, seriously. Just go. No one's impressed by the whole puppeteer act, it's just a little sad. Kind of like a puppy biting your finger to try and get attention.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

He doesn't frighten me anymore, he never will. He's simply a name, and a bully. He'll go away when he realizes he can't break us for long.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Sorry guys, I've got to go now..sleep calls.
See y'all real soon k?
Night!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Night Silente

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Sleep well Silente.

John said...

Cya Silente

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Rumtetumtum...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

What is tell me now?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I'm still here

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

It just got totally silent...wow.

Amethyst Temerity said...

Hey guys! Did I miss much?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

No...not entirely

John said...

So............ Anyone up for a nice, quiet, nobody-gets-mortally wounded spar? :D

Amethyst Temerity said...

Okay... I'm assuming everyone left?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well, the lack of mortal wounds makes it much less interesting.

Amethyst Temerity said...

Oh! "Nobody-gets-mortally wounded"...but close?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Nope! Well, kinda.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I'd say sure...just uh don't touch Zaf as I'm not entirely sure Alastair is totally gone

John said...

Oh well if Mr. High and mighty who hides every time he says something comes back, we'll life the previously stated terms and add him to the match

John said...

((Lift*))

John said...

And trust me Trip I'd like to go breaking stuff as well but Chio would kill me if I hurt anyone to badly again

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Indeed, and until such a time as that, who's up for a drink?

Chione Asahina said...

Blake, please don't kill anyone.

Trip, please don't hurt him enough that Erebus will come out.

Amethyst Temerity said...

What kind of drink?

Chione Asahina said...

Yes, Blake, I certainly would.

John said...

*Walks over to Chio and hugs her*
When have I ever killed anyone? Trip a drink would be great

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

We all would

Chione Asahina said...

I'm just warning you *hugs him tighter, holding him closer*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

The Goddess of Snow is warming someone up. Weird.

Amethyst Temerity said...

*laughs*
That's a funny way to think of it...

Chione Asahina said...

XD warning, Trip. Not warming.

John said...

*Chuckles*
She does a fine job of it

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

So, who wants what?

John said...

I'll take a milk.
Chocolate milk.

Chione Asahina said...

*blushes* Oh Blake shh...

John said...

No I'm kidding, I'll have a nice glass of white wine.

Chione Asahina said...

Milk? From a bar? O.o

I'll have some Vodka shots Trip xD I need it.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I have everything.

Amethyst Temerity said...

hm...give me something random!

John said...

Amethyst, when he says everything I'm pretty sure he means EVERYTHING. You may want to chose your drink.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yeah, or you will get something properly random.

Chione Asahina said...

*jumps up and down* Let's go to the bar then! :D

Amethyst Temerity said...

...RANDOM! It MUST be random!

John said...

So Trip, I've wondered this for quite some time but never really had the time to ask you. How exactly did you get the title of "London's favored banana thief"..?

Amethyst Temerity said...

Oh! Story time!

Chione Asahina said...

I was looking forward to my shots ;_;

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh that's a long story. *they are transported to the bar by the magical power of storytime*

So, many of you may not know this but London has a thriving criminal underground. And this underground, really likes fruit. But because they are criminals, they can't just buy fruit, they have to get stolen, black market fruit. So I decided that to make a little cash I would use my love of banana thriving to become the biggest name in underground banana dealings. And in Which?'s latest survey, 96% said they bought their bananas from me for three years running.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

STORY

John said...

Well, okay then.
*Sips his randomly-appearing wine*
I'd tell you a story of myself but they all seem to be rather depressing.

Amethyst Temerity said...

O_O ...that was a short story...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Now, wight wine for Blake, Vodka shots for Chione, with mini silly straws, of course. Can't have boring shots! And a Deluxe Rainbow Jim's Diner Smoothie for Stalky.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Well, that isn't Trip, that's me, behind the screen.

Amethyst Temerity said...

Oh! Thanks!
...How do you conduct your random drink selections?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

His bar has like everything.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Now THAT, is a secret I will never tell.

Amethyst Temerity said...

...then how will I know it's random?

John said...

*Slides over and whispers to Amethyst*
He runs through the racks of drinks and grabs the first one that catches his eye

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

You have my word as a barkeep.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hmm. I'm working hard on writing.

Amethyst Temerity said...

*whispers back*
How do you know?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Trip do we?

Happy April Fool's Day

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Boom

Chione Asahina said...

*takes the silly straw out of the shot and downs it*

John said...

*Whispers as he slides back to Chio's side*
I just know things

Chione Asahina said...

God you sound like Saracen, Blake.

*downs another shot*

John said...

Chio you should really be more gentle with your liquor
*Slowly sips his wine*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I said, you have my word as a barkeep.

Amethyst Temerity said...

Wait a second... If you have EVERYTHING, how does that even work???

Chione Asahina said...

Nope. I'm having fun and they're shots. I am allowed to be irresponsible for once.

John said...

He runs very fast

John said...

If you make a fool of yourself later it's not my fault
*Continues to politely sip his drink*

Chione Asahina said...

i'll be passed out later *leans over to him* And guess who'll be carrying me to a nice tree?

Amethyst Temerity said...

No one?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Magical wheelbarrow.

Amethyst Temerity said...

I don't think there are nice trees around here...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*sits and watches quietly, unsure what to do*

Chione Asahina said...

I don't have a house so I've just been sleeping in high trees... *lays on the ground*

John said...

*Sighs*
You're lucky I like you so much
*Grabs one of her shots and downs it along with the rest of his wine*
But who'll be carrying who?

Chione Asahina said...

Oi! they're mine. You stick to your snobby wine. *laughs*

I won't be able to carry you.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

You know, I have ethanol.

John said...

If you can throw Silente around like a baseball I think you can drag me around

Chione Asahina said...

But that was with a massive ice glove! I'm not creating ice just to carry you around. I'll drag you by your hood.

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