I should have announced this yesterday, to be honest, but I was in Swindon, in England, doing writerly things like chatting to 600 people, signing all their books, and then travelling on to the WH Smith head office and signing 500 copies of LSODM, so you'll forgive me if I was a tad... distracted.
But, without further ado, to those who have not yet heard, the title of the short story collection out next summer is...
Armageddon-Outta-Here.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
I swear to god, I never thought Harper Collins would agree to this. My first instinct was to call it Tales of the Dead Men, but that wouldn't have been accurate because there'd probably only be one or two stories featuring the Dead Men — not enough to warrant a title.
Harper came back with The World of Skulduggery Pleasant, which is, let's face it, a title far too boring to exist.
I suggested Armageddon-Outta-Here as a joke, expecting everyone to dismiss it. But the more I thought about it, the more I said it in my head, the more I loved it. And suddenly I became determined to be the writer who has a book with THAT title.
Amusingly, Harper Collins agreed. And I couldn't be happier.
And if that wasn't awesome enough, we should actually have a cover reveal early next month for you to gawp at. Could I BE any nicer to you?
No. The answer is no.
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thats part of a song, right?
Let me sing you the song of my people:
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUUUNDUUUNDUUN DOOO WEEE DOO WEE DOOOOH DOO WEE DOO DUUN DOO DUUN DOO
(if you get this I hug you)
Adra - yep :))))))
Luci - HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY IN CASE I DON'T GET TO TELL YOU TOMORROW *huggles*
OHMYFACELESSONES*gives Lucie a cake*
*sighs* Ravel I want to go and get her.
Ravel: Zafira, I can't let you. Not alone.
I can't just let her...
Ravel: *takes hand* Zafira you're not going to go there alone don't argue.
You're not my boss
Ravel: No but you know deep down that if you go you could die
"SOO
Jus' when you think dat you're alroite
Ah'm callin' out from the insoide
I never hurd anyone
I never listen ad all
Just stay away from de whoite loight
Ah'd say your worst sarde's your best side
Ah never hurd anyone
I never lesten ad all"
His accent just fascinates me. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
... WHY IS ROBIN THICKE ON THE RADIO NO THANK YOU
DW right, Adraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
THANK YOU, MARALIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *huggles* <3
*waves to everyone*
*gets back to card-making*
#ChaseForBookNine
FLOREMCE AND THE MACHINE WRITES GREAT SONGS FOR SP,
I'll say it again
Robin thicke is the musical equivalent of Tony Abbott
Happy Early Birthday
HAAAAPPAAAAAY BIIIRRTHDDAAY LUCCCCIIIEEE
Happy early birthday Luce
Robin thicket
Nooo ninonknomonono
She's by daughter Erskine ok? Uou don't know what it feels like to have your child lost. I can't let this go unignored
Ravel: Zaf, you can go but I go too.
No you lead a Cradle of Magic!
Ravel: Together or not at all. Never split up.
Fine.
Ravel: Alright shall we shunt?
Mmmhmm
*takes hand tightly* I want to see if I can get someone else to go too.
Ravel: If you want but don't ask Niccolò he probably would decline
*is listening to that mashup again* :P
#ChaseForBookNine
Thanks guys, but it's not my birthday for another 3 hours and 47 minutes:P
Isn't it the best, Star??? *dies* It's perfect..
Yay I'll be there for it, Luci
I was bron August 15at 11:21 pm
I was a premier and I weighed 1lb7oz.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BORN ON CHRISTMAS OR THANKSGIVING!!
Lucie,what are you doing for your day of birth??
Um... I'm not doing anything.
UNTIL WEDNESDAY.
CATCHING FIRE MIDNIGHT VIEWING, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS MAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN
Oh my goodness... That's quite small, Nev..
WOOT WOOT
LUCKTY
I was born August 26th. 5 weeks early. 5 pounds 11 ounces.
PHIL WON THE DANVSPHIL YAY
I had a 50/50 chance
I'm strange. I know. Its weird. I was a preemee baby(and I was adorable)
I was born on the 18th of November. Exactly the day I was predicted to be born.
I was a cool baby like that;)
Now excuse me whilst I dance around like an idiot to T Swizzle;D
OMGGGGFF MARALIE COOL!!!!!!
THATS MY FRIENDS BIRTHDAY!!!
That's creepy because her name sounds like Maralie...
WEEEE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BAAACK TOGETHER
Lucie,your a rad one. You share mu uncles birthdau
Yeah... That's pretty amazing, Nev...
Jesus I was late. I was 9 1/2 pounds, yo...
I think I was supposed to be February. I was March 9.
YOU GO TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS TALK TO MY FRIENDS TALK TO ME
@Nevyar: Woah. O_O Quite small? I was seven pounds seven ounces. :O
Be glad you're not on Christmas or Thanksgiving. :) You'd get less birthday celebration.
@Mushroom: Yay! :)
#ChaseForBookNine
I WAS BORN ON STEPHEN MOFFAT'S 35TH BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY
It's why I troll my readers all the time;)
Thanks a.ill,lol Adra
BUT LUUCIE,AS YOUR PRESENT...I BEQUEATH YOU WITH THE HONOR OF BEING EPICALTASTIC
@Ada: IT IS PERFECT. O_O
My brother was nine pounds something! He has heavy bones . . .
@Mushroom: Yay! :)
#ChaseForBookNine
LUUCIE THAT HURT
NOW I HAVE FEEELS
I SHIP DEPHEN(Derek and Stephan) Moffandy.
@Mushroom: OH MY GOSH.
THAT'S AWESOME. O_O
#ChaseForBookNine
I was born with flaming red hair
I was a ginge. I'm so proud.
I have dark brown wavy hair and brown eyes
My eyes change Color sort of. Sometimes they are dark,but mainly MY EYES ARE GOLD
*sobs*
LET ME LIVE THAT FANTASYYYY
OOH OOHG OH
WERE BIGGER THAN WE EVER DREAMED AND IM IN LOVE WITH BEING QUEEN
Liam Payne's birthday is 3 days after mineeee
And Niall Horan's is 18 days after mine, I think...?
MWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I love how Mara's just commenting random lines from Phan. Proper making my day! XD
BLINK OWLLLLLLL!
Staring competition omfg you go Phil ilysm
LUCI THIS SHOW IS THE GREATEST THNG I HAVE EVER LISTENED TO EVER
*THING
THING
NOT THNG
THING
:3
IT'S LIKE EATING CAKE
WITH YOUR EARS
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT LUCI OMFG YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
i like your jumper it feels kind of christmassy c:
DEREK PANDLSY
I LOVE PHAN MORE THAN WORDS CAN EXPRESS
SWEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT DISSSSPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSITTTIONNNNN
VAURIEN SCAPEGRACE IS MAH BBY?
Er..
Yes
WELL
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT I SHIPPED EZTER
BUT I SORT OF DON'T
EVEN THOUGH I DO AT THE SAME TIME.
Idk. D: I always get muddled up on which are my views and which are my character's. Blurred lines. Nobody start singing. Hunter would, and if you said 'Nobody start singing' he definitely would. :P
. . . anyway, because I get muddled up about who's who, then Ezter is very confusing for me, because Hunter and Ez have a lot of strong views on the subject that are very . . . extensive, and it just muddles my brain about, because I don't know, and if I do ship it . . . I'm sort of letting them down, in a way, and if I ship it, surely then it should happen, but it can't, so if I don't want Ezter to happen, how can I ship it?
. . . It's a big mess. :P Hunter would say, like spaghetti, and you can't really untangle it without breaking all the strands, so you have to eat it as a mess.
Ez: . . . Or you just cut it up.
Hunter: That's breaking the strands! Do you want to break Star's mind?
Ez: Well, even if I did break it, it wouldn't be half so bad as your mind . . . and you could twirl the spaghetti.
Hunter: That's what Star's trying to do. And her Ezter thoughts are going all swirling around like vortexes and muddling her up.
Ez: . . . Could you just pull a strand out one by one?
Hunter: *very serious* Have you ever tried detangling knitting wool? You pull all the tangles out, and you put the detangled wool in a pile. When you've detangled all the wool, your detangling pile has all got tangled with itself.
Ez: . . . When were you knitting something?
Hunter: You're missing the point! And, I don't know. Ages ago? I didn't get very far. I got distracted playing with the ball of wool and then, once it was unravelled, it all got tangled and whatever I did I couldn't UNTANGLE it!
Ez: You could have put it back into a ball?
Hunter: Balls are overrated. They have not point to them.
Ez: Because they're spheres.
Hunter: Yes! Spheres just have no point whatsoever. They have no reason for existing. They should just, like, die.
Ez: . . . Star's a sphere.
Hunter: *shrugs* Whatever. Star can go die.
Ez: Oh, very nice.
#ChaseForBookNine
I SHIP NEVDUGGERY
EZTER ahahahh
DAMMIT I'M PROCRASTINATING
oh well
*laughs*
I love Hunter and Ez. :)
'Whatever. Star can go die.' XD
#ChaseForBookNine
"i'm your friend dan"
"you don't count"
Hunter just told me to go die. XD
. . . I'm sorry, I'm finding this funny. :P
FIRST TIME HE'S ACKNOWLEDGED MY EXISTANCE AND HE TOLD ME TO GO DIE. :)
Hunter: Well, you could stay and die, if you like.
Ez: Hunter, I think you're missing the point.
Hunter: What point? She has no point! She's a SPHERE! That's the POINT! *laughs*
Ez: I'm sorry, was that actually meant to be funny?
#ChaseForBookNine
*is officially obsessed*
*with my own story*
*which is sad*
*it's like fangirling over yourself*
#ChaseForBookNine
I'M LAUGHING AT THAT SO HARD, MARA! OH MY GODS
I FANGIRL OVER MY OCS
*cuddles Star* I'll make the mean people go away
oh my god my mum told me i have to turn it off
oh my god no no no
:'((((((((((((
DDDDDD:
Idek what to feel
*hugs Maralie*
IM PRETTY SURE DEREK FANGIRLS OVER HIS BOOKS
DEREK LANDY THE PANSY,DO YOU OBSESS OVER YOUR BOOKS? ITS VITAL INFO
Its 3:41 in Ny. Its 5hrs ahead in Uk and Ireland
http://marketing.harpercollins.co.uk/Contents/Title/Pages/default.aspx?objId=84691
Tanith
I prefer the hardcover pic. That's more how I picture her
BUT ITS SOO PRETTY
OH MY GOLDEN GOD
:/ I'm sorry Mara
I live literally across the street from the ocean and the boats are being annoying and making noises
I kinda just drew Adra with Black hair..
Not sure why
But yeah
Draw me and I will be yourbestie 5eva
I have goldeneyes
IM THE WOMAN WITH THE GOLDEN EYES
Uh... I'm actually not that good at it...
@Adra: Okay? :)
Hunter: We're not mean. We're just . . . honest. Would you like us to lie to Star?
Ez: You'd lie to Star anyway.
Hunter: No, I wouldn't.
Ez: *grins at Star brightly* See? He's lying now.
Hunter: SHE'S lying.
Ez: *shrugs* Either way, one of us is lying. We're not trustworthy.
Hunter: *look of horror* Why are you TELLING her that?
Ez: It's called honesty. :)
Hunter: *frowns* I'm not sure this you-being-honest thing will last very long. I mean, you won't have anything much to SAY.
Ez: Sure I will!
Ten minutes later:
Ez: Okay, I give up being honest.
Hunter: *meaningful look*
Ez: Shut up.
. . .
Help. :P
@Mara: :O!!!
@Nevyar: . . . The TMS cover, is that?
I'd rather not see till Derek shows it me. Nothing personal. Sorry. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
Yes.
Its a bit strange thatci found it
I can't say what I want
You are mean, Ezter. You know.
@Nevyar: Hunter has eyes that change colour! :) They're gold when he's happy. Gold is a good colour. :)
Ez: Not for the person he's murdering to get his happiness.
Hunter: Yeah, my feelings matter more than theirs. :)
Ez: Have you ever heard of equality? No, wait - you heard it, got bored and then made it shut up, didn't you?
Hunter: Something like that. Ez, do you think yellow objects are really embarrassed about being yellow now that the yellow shower curtains are letting them down by being evil? Or do you think they're kind of proud that a yellow object has got somewhere? Or do you think they just don't really care? I think they're'll be a mixture. Do you think they're'll be a mixture? Do you think the colour of objects binds them together slightly? Or do you think it's like skin colour for us, meant not to matter but still matters anyway? Or do you think it's how skin colour used to be for us, with some colours being worth more than others? Do you think yellow objects were realy discriminated against? Do you think that's why yellow shower curtains became evil? I feel kind of sorry for them now. Do you feel kind of sorry for them? Do you feel sorry for the other shower curtains, dragged into this by association but it not really being their fault? Or maybe it is their fault, if they were discriminating against the yellow shower curtains. What do you think?
#ChaseForBookNine
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I can't believe he just said those three words a lot... And then...
Didn't freak out
Ez: @Adra: *glares* Don't call us that.
Hunter: We're two people, you know. We have two names. It's not that much to remember. Most people have more names. We're going easy on you. Be grateful.
Ez: Stop talking in 'we'. You're not helping.
Hunter: Oh, thanks. Next time I'll just sit by and let her speak, then. Or stand by and let her speak. Or rollerblade past and let her speak. Or - *rambles on for a bit*
#ChaseForBookNine
IM THE WOMAN WITH THE GOLDEN EYES
Cooool
woah its 9pm in Ireland
GUESS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IT IS TOMORROW GUYYYS
(clue: not mine - mine's like all the way in March)
#ChaseForBook9
Hunter: *gives Adra odd look* Why would I freak out? They're not her. They're only words. They can't hurt you.
Ez: *hits Hunter with a piece of plastic shaped like a word*
Hunter: . . . Okay, words can hurt. *tries to steal word off Ez*
Ez: *twists hand out of Hunter's grip and teleports away*
Hunter: *has teleported in front of her* *grabs her hand and tries to prise word out of it*
Ez: *incinerates word*
Hunter: :(
#ChaseForBookNine
Luci's.. She was on earlier :p
I miss luci
H I IENI
...Ezter is strange.
@Ieni: MUSHROOM'S!!!!!!!
HEY!!!!!! :)
@Nevyar: In Ireland and in England. :)
*Is in England*
*has the same timezone as Ireland*
*is awesome*
#ChaseForBookNine
I KNOW
I WANNA GO THERE
?
FOR THE FANDOMS
Ez: If Ezter existed, the Hunter part of it would be very strange, making it, on balance, simply strange. As it doesn't exist . . .
Hunter: Technically, if you imagine something, it exists, and as Adra imagines it it does exist . . .
Ez: Are you a word, Hunter? Because if you don't shut up you'll be looking pretty like the one I had in my hand a moment ago.
#ChaseForBookNine
@Nevyar: :/
WELL . . . ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. :)
I want to go to everywhere my blogfriends are and meet them all. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
JENIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *attacklehugs*
It does exist, what he said. *points to Hunter*
*whispers* It's real
Hunter: 'Attacklehugs'. Ha. That's smart.
Ez: Unlike you.
Hunter: . . . If I'm not smart, what does that make you?
Ez: Smarter than you?
Hunter: *frowns* Hmm. Good reply.
#ChaseForBookNine
Hunter: @Adra: I never said it was real. Just that it existed. *shrugs* And not on this plane of reality, or either this layer of it.
#ChaseForBookNine
I GOT COMMENT FIVE ONE FIVE ONE!
#ChaseForBookNine
Hey!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Ah, dammit Adra! YOUR THING WAS SO AWESOME BTW!!!:) *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Hey, Nevyar, nice to meet, you, I'm Ieni!!!:) OH MY GOD YOU SAID IENI NOT LENI I LOVE YOU *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Heyo, Starry-eyed!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Ehehe, Luce!:):):) *ninjaeroplanetacklehugsback*
#ChaseForBook9
Hunter: @Ieni: Yeah, fine, just ignore us. Totally not people, over here. Well, Ez isn't, she's an Evil Ez Thing, but you know . . .
Ez: Evil Ez Things can be people too!
Hunter: :O You're a PERSON??? And you didn't TELL me this??? :'( I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
#ChaseForBookNine
. . . Oh.
*totally forgot to reply to Ieni as myself*
HI IENI! ::)
#ChaseForBookNine
YOU GUYS MAY HAVE THE TARDIS AND THE BENTLEY AND 221B,BUT I HAVE THE ESSEX HOUSE(the angels take Manhattan) SO I WAS WHERE THE DOCTOR WAS AND RORY AND AMY TOO
EZTER IS IN DENIAL
*tacklehugs Ieni* AHHHHHH :3 *cuddles*
Fine lets shunt
*Ravel and I appear in the dimension with Mevolent* The Palace
Ravel: My god
I know
Ravel: its.....wow
Zafvel. <3
Hunter: @Nevyar: AND I HAVE ME.
WHICH IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING.
Ez: You're totally not looking arrogant, here. @Nevyar: Me and Hunter are from everywhere and nowhere, so we don't have anything. *laughs*
Hunter: Yes we do, we have me!
Ez: . . . Please don't go around saying I have you. And, you aren't from Doctor Who!
Hunter: Yes I am. I'm the invisible silent person who keeps popping up being invisible and silent.
Ez: Yeah . . . can you prove that?
Hunter: I don't need proof. I'm too awesome for doubt to remain.
Ez: *doubts that*
Hunter: Well, you're an Evil Ez Thing. You don't count.
Ez: One, two, three . . .
Hunter: Well, you don't count my awesomeness!
Ez: You don't have any awesomeness!
Hunter: Exactly!
Ez: . . . So you're not awesome?
Hunter: I am, you just don't acknowledge it. So therefore you don't count it.
Ez: . . . I don't count it because it doesn't exist.
Hunter: You're in deni-al . . . :)
Ez: . . . Don't say that to me in front of Adra.
Hunter: *stands behind Adra and repeats it*
Ez: D: Stop doing this!!!
#ChaseForBookNine
*begins screaming*
*begins having an asthma attack* *wheezes, losing her breath*
*posts comment and scrolls up to see Adra telling Ezter they're in denial* *laughs*
#ChaseForBookNine
I have asthma too,adra
WHO IS HUNTER
This way *leads into the city*
Ravel: Zaf watch out
*turns and feels a scythe to my neck*
Vengeous: excellent. You did come
Ravel: *snaps palm sending Vengous into the Redhood* Get off her
Hunter: *looks of delight* Look, Ez, I killed Adra!
Ez: I don't think she'll die. Unfortunately.
Hunter: :( Aw.
Ez: Don't worry, there's till hope.
Hunter: *sits down in front of Adra and watches her suffer from her asthma attack with fascination, like someone watching chicks hatch* *with less 'awww's*
Ez: Shall I get popcorn?
Hunter: *nods* That would be great. Can you put coffee on it?
Ez: Ew, no.
Hunter: It's really nice!
Ez: . . . I'm sure it is.
#ChaseForBookNine
*growls and hits Hunter, still wheezing*
@Nevyar: My character from my story. :)
Hunter: @Nevyar: Someone awesome.
Ez: @Nevyar: Believe me, you don't want to know.
Hunter: *raises eyebrow* I thought you were getting popcorn?
Ez: *sighs* *disappears into tree* *reappears with popcorn*
Hunter: Yay. *bounces over to popcorn*
#ChaseForBookNine
Hunter: *moves to tip popcorn over Adra's head*
Ez: *pulls popcorn away from him* Oi.
#ChaseForBookNine
Ah
I came for my child
Vengeous: so you did *stands*
Ravel: Enough now
Vengeous: *is silent and the Redhood takes Zafira* If you want her back you best hope Mevolent decides she is not a spy
Ravel: *takes air from around Vengeous and runs after the Redhood*
*struggles against the Redhood until the scythe cuts me and Im forced onward*
Yeah- *wheezes, coughing* Oi, Ezter. Watch it.
Ravel: *sends flame that catches the Redhood*
*gets free and joins Ravel* Dungeons
Ravel; You look like Justaria
I have her dagger
Ravel: Use it.
*leads into the dungeons*
Guard: You can't be here!
So you say, I'm Justaria.
Guard: do as you wish.
*goes into the dungeon seeing Alexis and taking her hand and Ravel's* Ready?
Alexis: Mom don't....he knows!
*shunts and we appear by everyone in Blogland my wrist bleeding and Alexis is so beaten she's hardly recgonizable*
Hunter: *looks at Nevyar* Ah indeed.
Ez: What does that even mean?
Hunter: *shrugs* *reaches for popcorn*
Ez: *moves popcorn away from him*
Hunter: :O *tries to forcefully take popcorn off Ez whilst trying not to spill it*
Ez: *looks at his failure* *laughs*
Hunter: *electrocutes her*
Ez: *absorbs it, grinning*
Hunter: *swings battle axe at her legs*
Ez: *jumps* *spills popcorn* *looks down at it* Dammit.
Hunter: *grabs her arm and begins twisting it into an unnatural position*
Ez: *can't hit him with her other hand because she's holding popcorn* *kicks him*
Hunter: *keeps twisting*
Ez: *drops popcorn on floor purposefully*
Popcorn: *spills*
Hunter: :O You're so nice.
Hunter: *puts battle axe away* Watch what, Adra?
Ez: Watch It.
Hunter: *looks at Ez* I heard that.
Ez: You're not deaf?!?
Hunter: Hey! That's my comeback!
#ChaseForBookNine
An I the onlyone who thinks a band is not a fandom?
*giggles, her asthma slowing down* THAT IS SO ADORABLE
*takes a picture*
*puts it on the internet*
200 hits so far
Hunter: *is about to say something to Adra* *can't, because it doesn't apply in this time* *stands very still*
Ez: Hunter?
Hunter: . . . Yeah.
Ez: *glares at Adra* *sighs* *says something to Hunter in a language that no one will know because Hunter made it up*
Hunter: *shrugs* *says something back*
Ez: *says something back back*
Hunter: *nods* *shrugs*
Ez: *asks something*
Hunter: *frowns* *gives a reply*
Ez: :/ *gives a closing sentence* @Adra: Is that wise? You're altering the future.
Hunter: Don't worry, it's a pretty fucked-up future anyway.
Ez: *shakes head* It's an awesome future. It's the best future ever.
Hunter: *knows what she means* Not the best ever.
Ez: *says something else in Hunter's language, struggling a bit with the limited phrases available ((it's more a code than a language))*
Hunter: ((Shut up. It's a LANGUAGE.)) *shrugs*
#ChaseForBookNine
Ez: *tries to list things in her expressions*
Hunter: *laughs* You're doing really well there. :P
. . . Thanks.
#ChaseForBookNine
*raises an eyebrow*
3000 hits.
*looks around at everyone in Blogland* Ahem see we matter *stands up and takes Alexis in my arms*
Besides, how does a picture on the internet drastically change your future?
*pauses*
Did I mess up?
Hunter's eyes: *go grey*
Ez: *says something else*
Hunter: But there is here. We're on the same plane of reality. And if I don't exist HERE . . .
*eyes start going wild* *walks into the tree, which is a portal* *not Adra's style portals*
((Star: *glares* you see what I mean? Every time I try and write Hunter, he goes off and does something that I DON'T want him to do! *glares* *didn't want him to leave, but now he's left* *glares*))
Ez: *sighs* I'll hit you 3000 times if you want, Adra . . . *isn't really focused on it*
#ChaseForBookNine
Ez: No.
I don't think it will change anything, at all.
You're fine. It's not that.
#ChaseForBookNine
((I have to go soon, anyway, I guess . . . *shrugs*
#ChaseForBookNine
Is there anything I can do to help?
And-
if it does
I didn't actually upload a picture of you two
I just said that to piss you off
((okatyyyrnslbjhdj fb *cuddles* ily))
Not that I know of I'm no expert I just know Alexis is really hurt
Ez: *looks kind of mad* *takes a deep breath*
I don't think there's anything you can do to help, mostly because Hunter being here wouldn't help, and you can't go there, I'm sorry.
((Technically, Adra could, Ez just isn't saying that. Oooh . . . plot idea.))
#ChaseForBookNine
(HELLO PEOPLE )
((Hang on))
*frowns* Are you two in trouble?
Like...
More so than usual?
Ez: Hey, Snow. :)
#ChaseForBookNine
...Snow please would you consider changing your name back?
there's young people on here..
(( msd for a few min I am gonna lose service in a few))
Ez: *smiles* No. Thanks for being concerned, though.
#ChaseForBookNine
Me and Alexis? Mevolent.
Mevolent: *is behind Zafira*
( HELLO! i see nez was on earlier XD PIC BUDDIES )
....You're lying, then.
Ez: *raises eyebrows in amusement* I love how you just jumped to that conclusion without evidence.
*realises how like Hunter she's acting*
#ChaseForBookNine
Ez: Look, if there was more trouble that usual, do you really think we'd be taking the time off to be here? Use your brain, if you have one.
#ChaseForBookNine
( okay, just a quick question... should i change my name?)
I don't jump. I observe.
Obviously there was something you didn't want me to know, otherwise you wouldn't have talked in your code.
Hunter, his eyes change and goes off, looking... Disturbed, perhaps.
And you- well. You both reacted strongly and talked about how good your future was going to be.
Or something.
Point is, there are a lot of things that tell me something is wrong
From Snow.... No, but the last part, yeah?
There's such a thing as hiding
( thats what i meant XD god, yesterday feels like a dream that happened to someone else... *goes to find a cool thing to add to the end of my name*)
SNOOOW
((I mean... Take off the thong and slutduggery part. There's children here. ))
(( is anybody actually caring what I'm doing? Because I give up now))
(( NEZZZZZ ))
( oh, and adra - is this better? )
ITS NEV
OMFO WAS ADRA HERE LAST NIGH
AUTOCORRDCT
DEAR GOD
NO YES
DEREK PANSY
( zaffy! what ya doing?)
DOCTOR WHOOOO
DUNDUDNUDN DOOWEE DOO WEE DO DOO WEE OOHHEEE DOO
((@Snow: I don't mind . . but Adra has a valid point. :/)
Ez: *smiles* There's a lot wrong, all the time, everywhere.
And, it's not a CODE. It's a LANGUAGE. *added that in for Hunter*
His eyes change a lot. He doesn't inform you of most of his eye colour changes, but they're shifting pretty much constantly. *almost says something else* *stops*
Besides, I don't see how any of this is any of your business.
#ChaseForBookNine
((I'm/was doing something with Star))
DOO WEEE OHHH.
(( well my plot is Mevolent is back i shunt over he was touching me and well he is in Blogland but nobody cares so))
DIS BE MAH JAM
*dances like a girrafe*
No, it isn't. But part of my own philosophy is to try to help all who I think deserve it.
Sometimes even those who I think don't.
Point is, what I got from that was that you two were over your heads with whatever was going on. And if that were so, then you would need an extra hand.
((@Zaf: I'm pretty much ignoring everyone except Adra, sorry. :/ I'm not talking much out of roleplay and most people online aren't in my roleplay.
Ooh.
'My roleplay'.
That sounded cool.
Msd.
@Snow: That's awesome. XD
Hi Nev!))
#ChaseForBookNine
Haihaai
(( wbd about to be home))
( :O MEVOLENT!!! sorry, i am doing my own plot but i will totally read yours!!)
I don't rp. Too. Muxjcwork. I'm lazy
*sitting outside a cafe*
*having tea*
*and creme brule*
Oh, what a day. What a night! Never again will I engage in badminton with a Russian. No, never again.
*thoughtfully munches creme brule*
(( hence: i give up on my plot ))
Ez: @Adra: Hunter's never in over his head, because he doesn't have a head. *grins momentarily*
You're a nice person. But we're fine, thanks.
((Gah. I swear, my characters are so damn annoying sometimes. I'm not TRYING to utterly shut you out, Adra, it's just that's what Ez is DOING. -_-
*thinks a bit*))
#ChaseForBookNine
HI Anni! *hugs*
(( *huggles zaffy* maybe keep it for another time? ))
Hey anni
(((@Nev: Lol, I'm lazy too. XD I only rp about once a month.))
Ez: *looks over at Annika briefly*
#ChaseForBookNine
(( HEY ANNI))
I just focus on my fanfic
*scarlet corvette pulls up*
*hip-hop pumping from the open windows*
*a man with red hair and a goatee sticks his head out*
CF: Get in ze car. Get in. Just do it.
What?
CF: Get in ze car!
. . . Frenchman?
Crazy Frenchman?
Where have you been, man, I missed you!
CF: GET IN ZE CAR AND DO NOT ASK ZE QUESTIONS.
((Don't worry, Star :P))
You're trying to change the subject, darling...
But that's quite alright. I know from experience and observation that often people try to hide their emotions when they're too pride... Too prideful to admit that they might not be omnipotent.
But that's okay.
Just know that I'm here to help at all times. Any time.
(( @nez: in my RP snow's reflection is poisoned with hemlock to give snow an alibi for a murder she needs tp commit. thats the most info i've given so far about my plot :O))
((omg Anni))
I LOVE MY DISTURBING FANFIC
OH YEAH I WIN TOP COMMENT BKW DOWN MERE MORTALS
*hops in the car*
*which coasts down the street*
Hey, man, how are you?
CF: Shut up.
I heard you got a new nemesis.
*giggles*
What's she like? Do you like her? Her name is Femme something, right? Femme Fennel?
CF: . . . Femme Fatale.
Oh, yes, that's the one! That's lovely. I'm so happy for you.
*car takes a sharp corner*
Whoa!
Where are we going?
CF: Ve are going to Disneyland. Duh. Get your head in the game.
Oh. Of course. My mistake.
*ten minutes later*
Wait, we're going to DISNEYLAND?
Arm: *sticks out of portal tree, waving note*
Ez: *rolls eyes and takes not off arm* *reads note* *expression goes carefully blank*
Foot: *sticks out of tree and taps ground impatiently*
Ez: *passes note back*
Arm: *takes note back it* *comes out makes exasperated !!!??? gestures* *waves note again*
Ez: *takes note* *writes 'This is childish. I'll be there soon. Go get coffee or something, and stop using the portal tree.'*
Arm: *takes note* *gives it back, saying 'I don't like coffee.'*
Another arm: *sticks out of tree, grabs not, and sticks it out with 'I DO' written on it in big letters*
Ez: *shrugs*
Arms: *disappear*
#ChaseForBookNine
Who shall dis be dedicated to?
TO DEREK LANDY THE PANSY
TO ALL MY FRIENDS
I'LL WAIT FOR YOU IN THE DARK
ARMS OUT STRETCHED COMFORTING LOVER
MY BONES MAY BE FALLING APART
BUT I'LL WAIT FOR YOU COME THE SUMMERRRRRR <3
DEREK PANSY FTW!! *highfives nez* hear hear!
One hour and thirty three minutes. D:
ITS NEV *hair flips and slaps Snow*
((@Anni: *laughs* Awesomeness. :)
@Nevyar: I've never been fond of writing fanfic myself . . . :) But good for you. :)))
Ez: @Adra: *smiles distantly* Thank you.
#ChaseForBookNine
*looks bemusedly at the tree*
Sure. Beautiful. Don't you just love the anxiety of knowing you could die.
YayLucie
((Hi Mushroom!
*looks at clock* OH GOSH IT IS. :O
))
#ChaseForBookNine
Hello, Luce
CF: Yes, ve are going to ze Disneyland.
. . .
*looks very perturbed*
Um . . . Crazy Frenchman?
CF: Oui?
WHY ARE WE GOING TO DISNEYLAND.
CF: . . . Ah.
Ah?
CF: Do you recall 1931?
Yes, of course I do. It was one of the most fun years of my life. I got to attend a lot of parties, that year, though I have to say that Gatsby fellow seemed a bit dodgy.
CF: Vell, in 1931, I was in Paris, vhen I vas confronted vith ze organization known as Scorpia. They demanded of me a talisman.
A talisman?
CF: Oui. A talisman.
. . . Go on.
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