Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Nerdy Dalek

As was recently pointed out to me, "Nerdy Dalek" is an anagram of my name, so I suppose it's only fitting that my birthday should be the day my Doctor Who story comes out on ebook. The Mystery of the Haunted Cottage is a Tenth Doctor adventure and I had unimaginable fun writing it. For those of you who don't read ebooks, fret not- a physical book, containing all eleven stories by eleven writers, will be arriving late next month.

Ah yes, my birthday. I am 39 today. Some people might worry about reaching that age — just one more birthday till 40, after all. But not me. I shall live forever. And I don't mean in a metaphorical sense. I don't mean I'll live forever in the hearts and minds of my readers. I mean I will literally live forever, drawing as I do from your pain and suffering.

Your pain makes me strong.

Today is the day I knuckle down and officially start Book 9. I've been writing bits and pieces of it for the last few weeks — I've got close to 10,000 words done — but today it kicks off properly. October 23rd is, of course, the day Skulduggery died, hundreds of years ago. Once again, I think it's only fitting that I begin his final book on such a date. Poignant, even.

Sniffle.


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Emerald Melody said...

- oh hey Dylan. It hasn't happened yet. It's not until the 12th of November but we've had word from her solicitor that she has tried to pull out of it a few times now -

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No. It's a line from Wrath of Khan. Spock's funeral.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

((Erm... Is that a good thing or a bad thing?))

*ends up wrapping up- again*
*sighs* I swear, sometimes.. *puts on her boots and hobbles outside with her cane, slowly walking around*

Ebony Law said...

Okay. I hope all goes well for you, Em. You deserve it.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hello? Where am I? Who am I? I don't know who or where I am...so many lives in my head. Help me!

Ebony Law said...

-walks easterly through the forest, and sits down in a small open area, surrounded by trees-

-I open my coat pocket and pull out a small cube box-

Noelle said...

*continues walking* *glances at the bar* *keeps moving*

Emerald Melody said...

*Leo appears beside Drew*

Leo: Finally, I've been worried about you. I sensed death around you.

Drew: that was Lorcan, he had silver poisoning and wasn't doing so well.

Leo: You don't look so well yourself.

*Drew coughs and starts to walk again*

Drew: I'm fine.

Ebony Law said...

-I open the box, which contains a spinning gyroscope-

-I place the gyroscope flat on the ground, the top of it creating a visible light that raises up into the sky, expanding-

(Adra, could you follow the beacon?)

Ebony Law said...

Oh and if you don't know what a gyroscope is, you MUST google it. It's one of the most amazing objects I've ever seen. Look it up on YouTube. The first one will suffice.

Noelle said...

((....for the sake of being bored and it isn't exactly fun to have Adra hurt all the time..))

*stares at the weird light* What the hell..?

Ebony Law said...

-remains in a meditative state, the trees lightly rustling and the pebbles slowly moving-

Noelle said...

*cautiously approaches it* hmm.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Gtg now :( *walks back to reality*

Noelle said...

((Bye Rhydian- *hugs*))

Noelle said...

*shivers* Odd... *takes a few steps back to leave*

Ebony Law said...

-appears behind Adra-

No. Stay. I have to show you something.

Noelle said...

*sighs* Of course it's you. I already told you- I'm not going to some weird place

Ebony Law said...

Just look. You need to know this. Please, just come with me. You won't regret it.

Noelle said...

*thinks for a moment*

I suppose I haven't a thing to lose...

Ebony Law said...

Walk towards it.

Emerald Melody said...

*Drew coughs and falls to his knees*

Leo: Drew! Are you okay?

*Drew growls* Get away from me Leo!!

*Drew gets up and keeps walking*

Noelle said...

...*cautiously does as he says*

Ebony Law said...

Okay, now stand near the Gyroscope.

Noelle said...

*does so* What's going to happen?

Ebony Law said...

Just stay still.

-places my hands on her temples, sending an impulse and making her eyes completely white-

-the light expands-

Open your eyes.. This is it. The other universe. This is our Limbo.

Noelle said...

*opens her eyes*

To be honest, I expected a welcome party

Ebony Law said...

There are still people, there is civilisation, but... They stay inside at night.

Noelle said...

Why is that?

Ebony Law said...

It's... They're just not allowed outside. You don't need to know anything else. How is your disease?

Noelle said...

Tuberculosis.

And, er, I still need a cane. I've been watching my temperature so my enzymes don't denature and I haven't had any coughing fits today... Which is good, I suppose

Ebony Law said...

And; Adra..?

Noelle said...

Yeah?

Ebony Law said...

Welcome to Limbo. -I grab Adra, throwing her into the portal, grabbing the Gyroscope at the last second-

Noelle said...

Hey- *cries out, falling*

Ebony Law said...

-we land in an alley, and the Gyroscope floats back into my coat pocket-

Okay...

Noelle said...

What was that for? *strenuously gets to her feet*

Ebony Law said...

We're going to cure you.

Noelle said...

Or, you know, kill me

Ebony Law said...

-I laugh, pressing my blade out in front of her-

Or, yes, we could kill you.

Noelle said...

Hmm. So if one dies in Purgatory, do they just, like, stay there?

Ebony Law said...

Excuse me?

Noelle said...

Well, I've read Dante's Inferno. I know how the circles how hell and stuff work. Purgatory is before that, where Virgil came from, on a quest to take Dante through Hell and up to Heaven

That being said

If I die here, where do I go?

Unknown said...

Hello!

Ebony Law said...

This isn't from DMC, or Dantè's inferno..


Find yourself a cure. Stay hidden. -places the spinning gyroscope down, flipping through the portal, leaving nothing but one pink, one green and one yellow crystal wrapped up in a felt cloth-

Noelle said...

((Hi Rhydian!

Uh... I'm not sure Trip is still here- sorry :/))

Noelle said...

Are you fucking kidding me

*picks up the crystals, tucking them in her pockets* What the hell

Unknown said...

((Hi Adra!

It's alright. So what's going on now?))

Noelle said...

((...Aiden just left my in Limbo -_-))

Unknown said...

((Wtf Aiden? Why have you left Adra in Limbo?))

Noelle said...

((I think he fell asleep, that's why))

*cautiously looks around*

...

I need to get back home

Ebony Law said...

She needs to stop whining about her illness and fix it.

Unknown said...

Well...I would help but I dunno how to

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

((IIIIIII'm baaaaaaack! Miss me? Yes you did. I know you did, you missed me.))

#ChaseForBook9

Unknown said...

((Erm...not really Trip lol!))

Noelle said...

Oh yeah and I'll just get killed instead. How about that.

For your information, I was working on it. Ever heard of cell biology?

*puts her hood up and walks down the street*
Now, this doctor he mentioned...

Noelle said...

((Lol Rhydian))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

((You did, I know you did. Of course you did.

Right? D:))

#ChaseForBook9

Ebony Law said...

Hello, Trip. I trapped your girlfriend in an extremely dangerous alternate dimension where she will be killed immediately if she is spotted by authorities.

She says hi.

Emerald Melody said...

*Leo follows Drew*

Leo: You need to rest. You can't be walking around like that, you'll give yourself a heart attack.

*Drew coughs hard again as he sits on the river bank*

Drew: And I told you to leave me alone Leo.

Leo: Tough mate *sits down beside Drew*

Unknown said...

*quietly ships Tadra*

Noelle said...

*sees someone and darts into an alleyway* *picks up a newspaper, reading it*
*searches for anything on the Doctor or the remnants*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*punches Aiden in the face* I would go and save her, but I have bigger fish to fry.

*walks off*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

((Wow. Not even together and people get all excited about it. Mission accomplished))

Noelle said...

((Ouch, yo))

*sees an ad for a doctor*

*takes a deep breath* Hell.
*notes the address and begins to look for it*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

((Tootally.))

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

((What? You're tougher than Trip, you don't /need/ his help.))

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*returns to blogland by bus*

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

((Yeah, got that- but the concern is overwhelming. However, I suppose you're right))

*creeps up the sidewalk, sticking close to the shadows* *catches sight of the street she needs and darts across- which actually isn't that fast, and goes back to the shadows*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*unlocks the bar and walks in, trudging upstairs*

#ChaseForBook9

Unknown said...

*goes to bar* Trip I neef to talk to you!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*goes into the darker area in the attic, and begins rifling through, pulling things out and putting them behind him, mumbling occasionally*

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

Leo: So... what is it? You fed didn't you and now you're trying to detox again.

Drew: Well aren't you clever....

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Up here! And good to know you survived!

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*creeps up to the door and knocks on it, waiting*

Unknown said...

*goes into attic* Thanks...I really didn't think I would tbh. Thought I was dead...a thousand times lol.

Why did you leap into the light? Could've killed you...why?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I wanted to see what would happen.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*still waits, looking around* Perhaps he's out...

Noelle said...

*the door opens*

About time..
*the Doctor takes one look at her and quickly ushers her inside*
So... Uh.. Do I need to pay you or anything?

Doctor: We'll see..

Unknown said...

Right...And I was in the war with Mevolent...and Victorian London. And a few other places. How old does this make me now? I'm 14. I've lived a thousand lives. I should be about 14000 years old now. Bit weird

Emerald Melody said...

*Leo skips a stone over the water and notices that Drew has gone quiet*

Leo: Are you alright mate?

Drew: I'm sorry mate...

*Before Leo can say anything, Drew shifts and pounces onto Leo. Leo struggles to keep Drew's jaws away from him, he tries to put up a shield but he can't concentrate hard enough. Drew's claws latch and dig into Leo's sides. Leo screams*

Leo: ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Eh. I was just about to perform a satanic ritual to see my dead arch nemesis about a question I need answering, I think having lived 1001 lives is quite light.

#ChaseForBook9

Unknown said...

*nods* OK. Good luck with...resurrecting your enemy! What What question do you want to adk him?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Ah, we may have to put the ritual on hold. It seems someone may need our help.

#ChaseForBook9

Unknown said...

Ask**

Unknown said...

Who?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I didn't say anything about resurrection.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I don't know, but I just heard a rather faint scream.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*is ushered into a back room and quickly sedated- with much struggling- and worked on*
*doesnt really feel like writing this all out now, and will do a Nameless chapter later*

*wakes up hours later, sore* ahhhhahhahaha

Emerald Melody said...

*Leo grits his teeth as he keeps his hands steady holding Drew's jaws open*

Leo: Drew! Stop it, stop. PLEASE!!!!

Noelle said...

*and I'm only doing this because Dylan seems to have gone, so...*

*skips all the semantics and just, like, ends up back at the lab?*

Noelle said...

*gets to her feet and runs for Drew*

Unknown said...

Well let's find out Trip! Which direction did it come from?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*points that one*

Unfortunately, I cannot come with you, as I must go.

Toodles!

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

*Leo's hands suddenly slip and Drew's jaws clamp down onto Leo's shoulder, trying up his muscles and snapping his shoulder bones. The blood splatters over Drew's muzzle and Leo's face*

Leo: ARRRGHHHHHHH! OHH GOD!!!!!!

Noelle said...

*bye?*

*spots Drew and Leo* LEO!

Unknown said...

Ok. Bye Trip!

I'll help Leo. *runs over to Leo* Hello nice to meet you what seems to be the problem?

Emerald Melody said...

*Leo spots Adra*

Leo: Adra??!!!! ADRA GET HIM OFF!

*Drew rips into Leo's muscles even more. A snap is heard as his teeth finally break through the bone. Drew's claws start to rip through Leo's stomach*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hey everyone :3

I'm in the cinema on my phone. Such a badass ;D

probably not here byee

Noelle said...

*touches the ground and the rocks slam between Leo and Drew, shoving Drew away*

OI! Get off him!

Noelle said...

((Hi/ Bye Mara! *hugs))

Unknown said...

((Hi Mara! *hugs* Bye Mara! *hugs))

Unknown said...
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Emerald Melody said...

*Leo cries out in pain as he tries to roll away. The blood gushing and running into the river*

*Drew gets up from the rocks and shakes his head as he fixates on Leo again*

Noelle said...

*jumps in front of Leo, sword drawn* Drew...

Unknown said...

*stands there watching*

I wish the fights at school were more like this...

Noelle said...

Ah, I don't...

Noelle said...

((Em?))

Emerald Melody said...

*Drew growls at Adra, more concerned about his meal trying to crawl away. He snarls and shows his teeth*

*Leo tries to turn over on his back*

Leo: Adra he's been feeding without anyone knowing. He's trying to detox...

Noelle said...

Leo, shut up and save your energy.

Drew- I know you're in there... Don't make me have to kick your butt again

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Fabi: [Several hours later, she snaps out of it, and looks away from the window, going to pack her bags. Venice is a beautiful place, but she can't stay there, she'd practically be cornered. As she moves towards her room, she realizes she doesn't have to grab anything, as everything she needs is in her TARDIS wallet. Except a few socks, which had fallen under the bed. She quickly tosses them into the wallet, too, and goes to get a ferry to the mainland]

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

*Drew holds his head as he staggers around. He howls suddenly and snaps his jaws at Adra before running towards the forest*

Noelle said...

There is no way I can run that fast...

*unshoulders her backpack and tosses it on the ground next to Leo, getting to work*

Noelle said...

((Hi Fabi!))

Emerald Melody said...

*Leo gasps*

Leo: My skin... my skin is burning. Oh god...

Unknown said...

((Hey Moss!))

Noelle said...

*bites her lip, doing her best to address the wounds* Sh, Leo..

Emerald Melody said...

Leo: He... he bit me... he's never done that...

Noelle said...

... I don't know if you'll turn or not... Hang on. *dumps a ton of cleansing alcohol over his wounds*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Hi Adra, Rhydian, Em.))

Fabi frowns. Her phone. It's still on the table. Despite the fact that she really doesn't want to be in touch with people, she should probably have it with her. She listens to Snow's voicemail and sighs. What do you think I was trying to hint at a couple of days ago? She sighs again and decides that she should be fair--she didn't know for sure until she met Alia, either. Or Forty. Forty had been really weird and not said much, but Fabi supposes that was in character for her.
To call Snow back.... She'd do that after leaving Venice. There'd be time somewhere else.

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

*Leo screams as the alcohol works in numbing him*

Leo: Drew needs help...

Noelle said...

I know, but you need to be healed. So shut. Up.

Emerald Melody said...

Leo: I can't... it burns... I babble when I'm hurt...

Noelle said...

You won't be for long...
*helps prop him up, giving him a bottle of nasty-looking liquid* For your bones

Emerald Melody said...

*Leo drinks it and coughs from the after taste*

Leo: Nice one...

Noelle said...

Oh no, it's going to hurt a lot in a second as your bones begin to align.

*works on stitching him up, his muscles mostly reformed*

Emerald Melody said...

*Leo starts to feel his bones work back together and he gasps in pain*

Leo: There it is...

Noelle said...

Yeah...

*finishes stitching him up in record time, and wraps and tapes up his wounds*

Emerald Melody said...

Leo: Thank you Adra, so much. I just... I need to find Drew.

Noelle said...

*gives him loads of leaves and painkillers and things to carry with him* You're still healing, so... You're going to have to be careful

Noelle said...

Right, ah... *gets to her feet* See you?

Unknown said...

Very quiet here...

Noelle said...

Hmm. It appears that no one is on. Cool. I guess I'll be distant as well

Noelle said...

Oh hey Rhydian!

Unknown said...

Hey Adra!

Unknown said...

Awkward silence...

Noelle said...

Sorry, I'm making lunch at the sometime.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Oh, I'm here. Sorry...

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Same.

Same time.
Wanna make flower crowns?

Noelle said...

((Quite alright, Fabru))

Unknown said...

No thanks Adra. I shall no continue with my rp I keep abandoning. (The one where I'm looking for my little bro)

Noelle said...

Oh! Right. Is that what you two were doing earlier?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((hugs Adra and Rhydian))

((Contemplates bringing a parallel Fabi into Blogland))

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

((Whatever you wish, Fabi!!))

Unknown said...

((OK Moss!

And yeah. Theb a lot of stuff happened which then got me distracted by a lot if timey stuff))

Noelle said...

((Gotcha))

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Wibbly wobbly timey wimey lime jello! :D))

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*sits and makes a tiny snowman*

Noelle said...

((Fabi, Val showed me a picture of you two all costume-y :,D))

Unknown said...

*starts looking through birth certificates and files and records and documents*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Zaf here..)))

Noelle said...

*sighs* This is really sad..

Unknown said...

((Hey Zaffy!))

Unknown said...

What is Adra?

Noelle said...

The silence... Need help?

Also... Uhm... Does Trip seem... Okay, to you?

Unknown said...

I actually dunno? Doesn't seem himself tbh.

And sure. Can help if ya want to

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Hi Zaf!))

((Yup, she did!))

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

That's what I thought...

What do you need me to do?

Unknown said...

((Just seen a pic of Ivy and Moss...why is Ivy a Bride of Blood Tears???))

Unknown said...

I actually dunno Adra. I'm just looking through files and birth certificates and records and school reports. I don't really know what I'm looking for. Anything tbh.

Noelle said...

((I know- on Twitter ;D))

((Idk))

Unknown said...

((And about Trip...maybe he's just got family stuff going on or school stuff?))

Noelle said...

Ah, well that can't help. *pulls out her computer* This is better. All those things on a database. As a Grand Mage, I get access... You can narrow down your search through it- if it is there
*hands the laptop to him*

Noelle said...

((Er- I meant RP wise. He was on vacation for the past whenever))

Unknown said...

Grand Mage? Of the New Delhi Sanctuary? Since when did this happen? *takes laptop and begins search*

Unknown said...

((Oh right. Lol never mind))

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((I know, I look just glamorous in that photo, don't I? [Silence] Why, thank you.))

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Rhy a while ago...

Noelle said...

((*slow claps* :3))

Erm, a bit ago... I left America, went there. Pretty prestigious... But they were attacked and I took over. Illegally, but no Council was left so, yeah.

Noelle said...

((*applause for Fabru* not as good as me ;3 yeah... I was scary)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Help! Twitter is being weird and won't let me reply to anything!))

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

((I don't know :////))

Yeah...*sucks on a lollipop*

Unknown said...

*thinks has found something*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((My Dad is now on the phone calling about fixing the constant blips in our Internet connection, so I'm going to guess it was that. Seems okay now...))

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

That look on your face, Rhydian... What'd you find?

Unknown said...

((Okie dokie Moss!))

Noelle said...

((That's good!))

Unknown said...

I think I found him...not sure. I'll check now *does computer-y stuff*

Noelle said...

Okay...

Star Inkbright said...

@Fabi: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FOR MEETING PEOPLE! :)

I may or may not be here. I may or may not start doing my jigsaw again, in other words.

#ChaseForBookNine

Unknown said...

No...not him. *keeps looking*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((I'm going as a Redhood we're all dressing up next week to mert Derek and omfg I cant stand it now they're arguing))

Unknown said...

((Can I join the Nameless blog please?))

Noelle said...

((Star! *hugs*


I'm wearing a sign that says "Sorry we're closed" and I'm the US Government

Yay!))

Noelle said...

Oh..m' sorry

Noelle said...

A))

Noelle said...

B))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Rhy I don't knkw how to add you but yeah))

Star Inkbright said...

@Adra: THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

((lllooooollllllll

Yeah!)

Unknown said...

((OK. Thanks Zaf))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

ADRASDOS DARK

I dedicate this page to Niccolò. Because someone has to or it'll never be done. I also ded to ADRA GETTING FIRST. And to dear Em and to Derek who hopefully survived yeaterday. And to Howlett and I teaching Derek the ways of Skype.

Star Inkbright said...

Testing.

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

IT STILL ISN'T RIGHT!!!

#ChaseForBookNine

Unknown said...

Gtg now :( Bye! Talk tomorrow!

Star Inkbright said...

. . . Nope?

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

-_-

*opens up Photoshop*

#ChaseForBookNine

Noelle said...

((Lol Zaf ;D ))

Goodbye, Rhydian-
*puts her laptop away*

Star Inkbright said...

I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING TO IT.

Hello, everyone. :) *has just realises I haven't said that*

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

. . .

No?

#ChaseForBookNine

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