Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Mystery Project One

A few weeks ago, I outlined my writing schedule for the next year or so. Included in this outline were Mystery Project numbers two, three and four. I never mentioned Mystery Project One, because that had already been completed. Today, I am finally allowed to talk about it...

This year is the fiftieth anniversary of Doctor Who. To celebrate, Puffin Books asked eleven different authors to take a Doctor and write a story. When I was asked, I said I'd only do it if I could write for the tenth or eleventh incarnation. Puffin gave me Ten. I was a happy bunny.

It was such a joy to write this character. As you all know, I've been a fan of the show since I was a kid, and David Tennant holds joint top-spot with Matt Smith as my favourite Doctor. In my opinion, it was Tennant's era when the Doctor's love of dialogue really came out— that quick-fire patter that he does so well — and it was an absolute pleasure to channel that.

The Mystery of the Haunted Cottage will be released as an e-book on October 23rd (my birthday! Skulduggery's deathday!) and then it, along with the other stories, will be collected into a PHYSICAL book which will be out near the end of November.

There will be a video released in a week or two where I talk more about it, but in the meantime, here's a link to a snippet (which explains where the somewhat old-fashioned title comes from...)

http://www.theguardian.com/childrens-books-site/interactive/2013/oct/01/doctor-who-mystery-haunted-cottage-derek-landy-extract


4,966 comments:

  1. I SERIOUSLY JUST CHECKED FACEBOOK BEFORE GOING TO BED TO SEE IF THERE WAS ANYTHING IMPORTANT AND I SAW THIS ON THE DOCTOR WHO PAGE OH MY GOD DEREK THIS IS AMAZING I CAN'T WAIT TO READ THIS OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

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  2. I CAN'T CONTAIN THIS SORT OF EXCITEMENT

    DEREK WRITING A DOCTOR WHO STORY

    OH DEAR GOD

    OH GOD

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  3. ☂I KNOW, MITH!!!!!! IT'S ANYTHING BUT MYCROFT HOLMES! IT'S THE ANTI-MYCROFT! IT'S BLASPHEMY!☂

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  4. ☂The Doctor Who thing is super cool, though!☂

    ☂DEREK, YOU HEAR ME, THAT'S AWESOME!☂

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  5. OH MY GOD DEREK!! YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY YOU MADE ME WITH THAT?? :D

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  6. ☂But seriously, Mith!☂

    ☂AND IN THIS SHOW WITH THAT GUY AS MYCROFT JOHN WATSON IS FEMALE☂

    ☂JOAN WATSON☂

    ☂AN ASIAN FEMALE.☂

    ☂Nothing against Asians. I AM Asian. Or half. Or a quarter. Whatever. BUT JOHN WATSON SHOULD NOT BE ASIAN!☂

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  7. ☂(Also, the fact that they gave you Ten means that they have awesome faith in you, Derek, WHICH BY THE WAY THEY SHOULD.)☂

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  8. You're talking about Elementary, right? I watched it yesterday.


    Btw... EMBER!! I ORDERED SHERLOCK YESTERDAY!!! SEASON ONE AND TWO!! :D :D :D

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  9. ☂YES I AM!☂

    ☂LIKE OH MY GOD☂

    ☂Apparently BBC Sherlock is planning on filing a lawsuit. GO THEM!☂

    ☂:DDDDDDDDDDD YAAAAAAAY MITH!!!!!!!!!!☂

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  10. DEREK I CAN'T BREATHE

    RIGHT

    I'M GONG TO GO AND FAIL TO SLEEP NOW BECAUSE THIS THING APPARENTLY EXISTS NOW

    This is seriously...

    Beyond amazing...

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  11. ☂☂high-fives Zath☂

    ☂IKR☂

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  12. ☂They should've called the project "EPIC FANFICTION"☂

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  13. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! :)

    *has read it, obviously*

    *hugs Derek* YAY!!!!! :)

    GO YOU! :)

    WELL DONE!!! :)


    *floats on sea of jepicness*


    #ChaseForBookNine

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  14. ☂Hehehehehe☂

    ☂☂high-fives Star☂☂

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  15. I'll have the DVDs tomorrow or the day after tomorrow! *jumps up and down*

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  16. ☂Derek, please come on!☂

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  17. *hi-fives Ember back* :)

    #ChaseForBookNine

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  18. ☂☂☂MOG MOG MOG MITH!!!!☂☂☂

    ☂You must come on immediately and tell me what you think after you watch each episode!☂

    ☂Mycroft shows up halfway through the episode.☂

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  19. @Mith: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! :)

    #ChaseForBookNine

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  20. ☂The first one, I mean.☂

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  21. I'll tell you every tiny little bit, Ember! Promised! :)

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  22. ☂NOW YOU CAN BE A PROPER MYCROFT FANGIRL MITH :) <3☂

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  23. *grins at Ember* I am already! :D But I will be a fangirl even more!

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  24. 1st time I've commented on this blog, yay!

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  25. Greetings!

    It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

    ☂Hi, Mun!☂

    ☂☂hugs Mith☂☂

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  26. Sherlock: *is sitting on the floor, in the corner of a room*
    *doesn't seem to notice anything around him*
    *stares at the wall*
    *suddenly jumps to his feet* MYCROFT!! Get here!
    *starts walking up and down quickly with clenched fists*

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  27. ☂Btw, Mith, what I wanted to say when I was complaining about not having any Mycroft-shipper friends and you said that now I had you but then I had to go after that was:☂

    ☂I'm really really happy that I met you because otherwise I'd feel much more alone... and having somebody I can share this weird shippiness with is wonderful and you're awesome <3☂

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  28. *quirks eyebrow*

    Yes, Sherlock? What is it? Please tell me you're not about to throw another tantrum.

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  29. (EMBEEEEEEER! *hugs her* You're awesome, too!!! Love you!! <3)

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  30. Sherlock: *stops walking up and down and looks at Mycroft*
    *takes a deep breath* I will ask only once: Were. Did. That. Person. Take. My. Belongings. Yesterday?

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  31. ☂(We're having such a weird girly moment :p)☂

    ☂☂hugs back☂☂

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  32. You'll only ask once? Good.

    *walks away, not bothering to answer*

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  33. 'Children can be so cruel,' the Doctor said. 'Children's writers can be even worse.'

    YES. DEREK. YES. THEY. CAN.

    *LARGE, POINTED COUGH*

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  34. (Yep! But I know I am weird so that is normal for me. Does that make sense? :P)

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  35. ☂That makes a weird kind of sense, yeah...☂

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  36. *turns to Sherlock*

    Just because I need a confirmation, what did you need your recreational products for?

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  37. ☂☂laughs at Zath's comment☂☂

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  38. Sherlock: Mycroft! You don't really want me to beg, do you? Even you would not be that cruel.

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  39. I called my mum weird the other week because I momentarily forgot it was an insult to normal people . . . XD

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  40. THIS IS ACE OMG
    favourite author + one of favourite TV shows = aceness

    Not here - revising:/

    #ChaseForBook9

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  41. I do not want you to beg. I want you to shut up and find yourself a better use of time than using drugs.

    ☂I actually get very angry when people call me weird or crazy... don't ask me why...☂

    ☂☂shrugs☂☂

    ☂If I call people I like crazy, it's because they're awesome. If I call people I dislike crazy, it's because I truly hate them.☂

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  42. Sherlock: Since when do you care?

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  43. @Ember: *tilts head* That's interesting.

    You see, because you use it as an insult, it seems like an insult to you. Because I see it as a compliment, I see it as a compliment. :)


    #ChaseForBookNine

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  44. (I usually laugh at people who say I was crazy. And then I tell them "I know!")

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  45. ☂I use it as an insult only because it's insulted me so much I have anger fits for hours....☂

    ☂It's mostly because of one person, though, who uses that word to make me look bad in front of other people so she can be more popular.☂

    ☂☂sighs☂☂

    Since you were born, unfortunately. Don't fret. I'm working on fixing that. I have someone new to care about.

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  46. Argh, I can't look at/read it until I get to my laptoppppppp! D:

    #ChaseForBook9

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  47. Sherlock: *nods slowly* I see... Then I should hope for Mithria that you will do better this time.

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  48. ☂She makes me really angry, that girl...☂

    ☂She wants to compete with me all the time, and there are some things I can do quite well, so she pushes herself to no end to cry and be better than me all the time.☂

    ☂She's not better than me.☂

    ☂She's come close, but she won't be. Nothing to do with me--she's really not good at this thing.☂

    ☂So she likes to show everyone how stupid and crazy I am and then snuggle up to them and compliment them and I just wish that I could make her STOP DOING IT, FOR GOD'S SAKE☂

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  49. *eyes glitter angrily*

    I did the best I could with you, Sherlock.

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  50. ☂Mith, once you've watched the last episode, I HAVE AN AMAZING LINK FOR YOU TO READ!!!!!☂

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  51. ☂Fabweeee!☂

    ☂☂tacklehugs Fabi☂☂

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  52. (*hugs Ember* She will never be as good as you! No one could be like you!)

    Sherlock: Of course.

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  53. @Ember: *shrugs* Well . . . if she needs to be popular that badly, then she's probably feeling pretty insecure herself, so you should probably feel sorry for her . . . also, random people don't matter. If you know yourself that you're not crazy and don't deserve to be insulted, then at least you can feel safe and superior in that knowledge, and also . . . having everyone liking you is impossible. It's good that you realise that.

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  54. *sighs very sadly*

    You must believe me, Sherlock. You are a great mind. I wanted you to be a great man. That was all I wanted for you.

    *walks away*

    ☂☂hugs Star and Mith☂☂

    ☂Thank you guys! <3☂

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  55. ☂Hi, Dragona!☂

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  56. Sherlock: *continues staring at the wall*


    *Goes around, searching for Mycroft*

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  57. *whispers to Mithria*

    I really care about him very much... how do you think I could make him believe that?

    I want him to know that we're on the same side. That I truly want to help him. That I love him.

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  58. [hugs Ember]

    I'm basically a zombie today, so I won't be able to multitask much, which means I won't be here...

    Not here...

    [hugs Mith and Star and anyone else]

    [ships Mithcroft]

    [Smiles sadly]

    [tiptoes off]

    #ChaseForBook9

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  59. Hello all! Today was a strike so I had today off college so I've been playing Mass Effect all day.

    And I only have two lessons tomorrow and will be home by 12:30, so it's another Mass Effect day for me. :)

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  60. ☂DON'T LEAVE ME, FAVIS!!!☂

    ☂☂collapses to the ground dramatically☂☂

    ☂That's cool Dragona!!!☂

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  61. *looks at Mycroft* I'm afraid this is not the right moment, my dear. Look at him, he is not in his right mind at the moment...

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  62. @Dragona: I was off school today coz of the strike. :) So was Lynxia. :)

    (Uh, that's Lynxia Lost. Was a regular Bloglandian quite a while ago.)

    "Now I'm not pretty and I'm not cool
    But I'm fat and I'm ugly and proud, SO FUCK YOU"

    Love that line. :)

    Ooh, and this verse from another song . . . *goes looking for it*

    "I don't wanna do this anymore
    Everything's shit - everything's been taken
    Forsaken - gotta start it over coz I'm hearing it backwards
    Don't make sense - don't feel better
    Who's better? It's not that simple
    You gotta figure it out before you make things difficult
    It's not a word, it's a problem, the problem was easy
    Draw your conclusions, solutions
    Anybody else wanna run?
    Contorting, distorting - I am undone
    One less propaganda nightmare fixture
    Are you getting the picture?"

    . . . And it just makes me smile because of its awesomeness. :)

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  63. OMFG OMFG OMFG DEREK I FREAKIN LOVE YOU!!!!!!! Wait DEREK is this avalible in the States??????

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  64. *smiles again because Zaf's comment reminded me of the thingymabobbin*

    #ChaseForBookNine

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  65. ☂Yes, Favis?☂

    Perhaps you're right. *sighs* It will wear off once he has stopped craving the drugs, I'm sure.

    *mutters to himself* It hasn't stopped yet, in all the years of his life, but I shall continue to wait.

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  66. Omg i swear if this isnt avalible in le USA im gonna lose my mind on someone....i just burst out fangirling in history....yuuup had to explain why im freaking out....i should finish my part of letter 3.0.....meh. I will..

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  67. Star, I've just posted a new part of a new series of my Mass Effect story if you have time to read it.

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  68. *still trying to remember how to breath* DEREL WRITING A DOCTOR WHO STORY this.....this.....OMG *forgot how to breath* msd as in history

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  69. Apparently I'm right-sided today...

    [hugs Star]

    [looks at Ember]

    Uh, never mind...

    I really should go, I'm sorry. Bye.... :-(

    #ChaseForBook9

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  70. He will understand someday. I am sure he will. *feels sympathy for both of them*

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  71. *hugs Fabi* adios Fabi!! I should look at the link.....meh i cant probably....AAAAAAAAHHHHH

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  72. MITH MITH MITH MITH MYTHCROFT MYTHCROFT *sobs* ooooh if I could text Adra screaming i would

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  73. YAY FOR DEREK WRITING DW THINGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!:D


    Also y'all need to read my blog:
    http://figmentsofourimagination.blogspot.co.uk/ :D

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  74. Hey its only 22 days until Derek's birthday.....I just realized. On a plus side a German exchange student knows about SP and when I told him my taken name he was like....in shock. He just read the English version of LSODM which I guess is smart.....omg kids in class are playing soccer with a lunch bag....

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  75. I'm suddenly hyper....*skips around* omg this kid for Era Day is Harry Potter....I so should be China as she's Old

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  76. ☂☂is concerned☂☂

    ☂Fabi?☂

    *shakes head*

    I wouldn't be so sure, Mithria.

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  77. ☂(Mith, would it be a good idea for Sherly to break into the vault?)☂

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  78. (What do you know about telepathy, Ember?)

    Sherlock: *suddenly walks away without looking back*


    *watches him walking away* Where is he going?

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  79. Poor German person thought I was crazy apparently they didn't expect me to be 5ft even. I explained how I am a midget and they were all like, but you're an Elder I thought you to be tall. Then I told them how 51 yuuup. Can't wait for maths to see him....and he's good looking....ooh we're talking about Egyptian death god....

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  80. Alice: Zaffy!!!

    Yes?

    Alice: I missed you.

    I know. I forgot to write, a lot. But you knew I work in NYC

    Alice: I'm sorry about Javier.

    Niccolò killed him for a reason. I guess after 531 years he knows what he is doing.

    Alice: sis...I...*sees Olivia* Olivia!!!

    Olivia: * runs to tree* Tree went boom!

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  81. Here but wbd. Gotta organize my folder!:(

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  82. What tree?

    Olivia: Boom boom tree!!! *points to dynamite tree forest* Golden God statue went BOOM

    Oh....dear....god....*stares at the burning statue* I didn't see that....*hits head on tree*

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  83. ☂Enough, Mith.☂

    ☂Why?☂

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  84. (Because that's why dear Sherly left. I planned that :D)

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  85. Then again he does deserve it.....

    Alice: Zaf that's his statue.

    I know. I think I'll watch it burn.

    Alice: okay! So...where is Alexis?

    Her room with Lorcan, I tend to not bother her. Probably is drawing.

    Alice: *pick Olivia up* Olivia, do you want to swim?

    Olivia: swim!

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  86. Olivia: *squirms free running to lake*

    Alice: *follows* How old are you

    Olivia: three *tries making sandcastle*

    Alice: *sits beside and helps* Olivia try getting me some shells, we can make s'mores!

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  87. *turns invisible and starts poking everyone*

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  88. ☂AAAAAH XD☂

    ☂☂high-fives Mith☂☂

    ☂☂slaps Dragona☂☂

    *glares angrily at Dragona*

    *looks at Sherlock*

    *follows him quietly*

    Mithria, follow me.

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  89. (Uh, you do realise none of you can see me, right? :P)

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  90. *frowns* Why are we following your brother?

    (@Zaf: Nope. Not yet^^)

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  91. *glares angrily at empty space*

    I know you're there, Mr. Pine.

    ☂My excuse, Dragona, is that Mikey knows aLLL☂

    Elementary, my dear Mithria.

    ☂I just had to throw that in there, didn't I?!☂

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  92. ((Suggestion: An island getaway....))

    FLORA OMG I DIED IN HISTORY READING THE POST AS MU TEACHER IS DOING STUFF

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  93. My tree I'm drawing reminds me of those swirly rainbow lollipop things. C:

    It went wrong a bit, but I foxed it. The rainbow also kind of sloped sideways up on of the main branches, which was/is fairly worrying, but I think it looks okay. I could maybe have planned for the spilt better, but meh.


    Also - the little branch that goes behind a large one is looking decidedly behind-like, so that's good. :) It was looking a bit TOOOOO 2D. Still looks very 2D, but meh, at least you can tell which branch is where.

    Still have the fear it'll turn out to be a tangled rainbow mess. :P

    #ChaseForBookNine

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  94. ☂Zaf, we've already planned a trip back in time :)☂

    ☂I just haven't gotten round to thinking of semantics and a plot ye--☂

    ☂WE SHOULD MAKE IT LIKE A RACE!!!!!!!☂

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  95. (*grins at Ember*)

    *looks at Mycroft* Pardon me?

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  96. ☂A tree tangled in a rainbow would be very artistic, Star!☂

    ☂☂nods☂☂

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  97. *shakes head*

    My apologies. Force of habit.

    We must make sure Sherlock does not open the vault.

    ☂Mith, I'm going to put a comment on your blog, okay?☂

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  98. STAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR


    LOOK AT MY BLOGGGG:D

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  99. (( awww :) so sweet!! I'm gonna ask Niccolò if he'd take me to the Renaissance as I love the time period but .i wasnt born yet.... Ahem 1799 I think i came around

    Adios history time

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  100. @Mycroft: Not if the tree stops resembling a tree. :O Anyone can draw a rainbow. :)

    Thanks. :)

    #ChaseForBookNine

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  101. Star, did you see what I said above about the new part of my story?

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  102. *nods* I see... But if he wants to open the vault, why is he going home then?

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  103. *freaks out just at the profile picture* OKAY! GOING!

    #ChaseForBookNine

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  104. ☂star i cant trust me XD☂

    ☂MITH CHECK THE COMMENTS ON YOUR BLOG!!☂

    ☂:D YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS IDEA☂

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  105. "Children can be so cruel," the Doctor said. "Children's writers can be even worse."

    YOU DON'T SAY DEREK.
    YOU DON'T. FUDGING. SAY.

    But seriously it looks awesome :D Seeing as it's characters from books, will there be any sign of our favourite skeleton?

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  106. ☂I have to go as soon as I see what Mith thinks of my idea...☂

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  107. ☂Chione, MITH AND MYCROFT ARE GOING TO HAVE☂

    ☂THE MOST EPIC HONEYMOON☂

    ☂IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD☂

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  108. Bye Ember!! See you tomorrow!


    Hey Chi! :D *hugs back*

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  109. OH YES! That's absolutely true! It WILL be EPIC! <3

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  110. *starts ambushing Mycroft and Mithria with a cheese attack*

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  111. I'm terribly sorry, Chi but I gtg... Work is calling for me... I want to ignore it but it is calling really loud.
    See you tomorrow! :)

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  112. Haha! The travel back in time thing right?

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  113. AH SORRY I DISAPPEARED!
    Had to finish my blog post :P

    HELLLOOO EVERYONE!
    I haven't been here in ages! :O

    How's everything with everyone??

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  114. This is awesome! And thank you for writing a story with Martha. That way we get new material with all three of the 10th Doctor's main companions this year in various forms, and that makes me happy.

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  115. Hey Flora. Havnt seen you since the ball.

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  116. Hi Hiccup, we haven't met yet *waves*

    Hi luce!

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  117. omg

    LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee


    FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    majorly fangirlling right now


    klhgdsl


    (I apologise about the language)

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  118. fLORA WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO PABLO, OMG

    I'm laughing so hard

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  119. *is sort of here now*

    I left to go and pace up and down the landing . . . but now everyone's home and that. :/

    Maybe I should tidy my room so I have enough room to pace . . .

    #ChaseForBookNine

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  120. What? :P
    Me and Pablo are just becoming friends... :P


    Sorry guys, tad distant, I'm just chatting up Luce's publisher... :P

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  121. Ah that's why... yes it used to be Tanith and Valkyrie Lover.

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  122. The previous sentence said 'room' twice in differnet contexts, which was too overloaded for one sentence, but the first (and only) alternative to the verb version that springs to mind is 'space', and that rhymes with pace! :P

    And the first alternative of the noun version that springs to mind is 'living space', which also rhymes with pace! :P

    *thinks*

    "Maybe I should tidy my living area so I have enough room to pace."

    That works. :)

    #ChaseForBookNine

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  123. Why do we let you talk to people, Flora?!:P

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  124. DEREK LANDY IS PUBLISHING FANFICTION

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  125. DEREK IS WRITING FANFICTION OMFG ILYSM DEREK

    #ChaseForBook9

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  126. I KNOW MARA DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

    IT MEANS THAT FIFTY SHADES WASN'T A JOKE

    PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO PUBLISH FANFICTION

    JKJK FIFTY SHADES IS A MAJOR JOKE

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  127. you're such a sofa ducktape

    #ChaseForBook9

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  128. *pokes Chione* :P

    Wbd, homework -.-

    #ChaseForBook9

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  129. Becuz I'm ur cushion and catch u wen u fall

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  130. LUCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    #ChaseForBook9

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  131. JESUS ADRA CAN I USE THAT AS A PICK UP LINE OMFG

    but no

    you're sofaking annoying ducktape ok

    #ChaseForBook9

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  132. OMG LUCI YOUR PCITURE

    I'LL CHECK THE BLOG RIGHT NOW OMRGGE

    *eats Adra*

    #ChaseForBook9

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  133. I KNOW, MARA, AND THAT COMMENT MADE MY DAY OMG

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  134. Helllooooo... For maybe twenty minutes? Ish?

    #ChaseForBook9

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  135. Yay, best author, grewat thing to write about. I am so happy!

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  136. Also, Hi Fabi, Luci, Chione and anyone else

    Cookies anyone?

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  137. Adraaaa! Chiiii! Luciiii [screams at] YOUR BOOKS ARE SO PRETTY

    Requiiiieeeemmmm!

    #ChaseForBook9

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  138. I've had a lot of biscuits today and I feel like sharing the biscuityness (I don't even think that's a word)

    *Hands round plate of cookies*

    Soooooooo.....

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  139. *grabs some cookies* thanks Requiem!!!

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  140. [Gives Requiem a purple carrot]

    I have to leave soon-ish. :-(

    #ChaseForBook9

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  141. Ooh...PURPLE CARROTS!!!!

    Thanks Fabi

    What're we talking about?

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  142. Just signed my third book, omg. C:

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  143. Anyone seen the new Hobbit trailer yet or am I just the only obsessive LOTR fan?

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  144. I haven't seen it but I am a LOTR fan.

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  145. ERGHMEHDEREKDEREKDEREK
    *tacklehugs*
    AWESOME.
    IT'S SO AWESOME.
    DOCTOR WHO.
    AND THE TENTH DOCTOR.
    I know this'll be done awesomely, because you write awesomely, and Doctor Who is awesomely, so it fits rather(very) well. :3
    Congratulations, also, on the opportunity. :)

    Also, I was REALLY struggling to breathe before I saw the post. And then I did and I read it and ouch.
    But I was feeling pretty low, so this way good, also, on that level. In addition to the obvious other levels. And, yeah. :)

    #ChaseForBook9

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  146. I don't want to go back to school. D:

    It feels like a weekenddddddddd.

    :/

    Oh well. :) Strike days are still awesome.

    #ChaseForBookNine

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  147. Yay...LOTR FTW!!!

    What did you think Hiccup

    Also, I agree Star, there are much better things than school

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  148. @Requiem: Yes. :)

    LORD OF THE RINGS IS AWESOME. :)

    @Taia: :( *hugs* It's good you're feeling happier, I guess.

    #ChaseForBookNine

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  149. *was

    (Did I just use the word 'also' three times in the space of four sentences? [Full disclosure: I did.] )


    And-

    ASDFGH- LUCIANA CLOVER SCÁTH!
    *glomps*
    YOUR BLOG POST.
    YOUR BLOG POST.
    OMGG, I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND YAAAY! :)
    Also, the cover looks really great. And the name on that top left corner- *grins*
    Congratulations. C:

    #ChaseForBook9

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  150. Woohoo Star! Have you seen the new trailer?

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  151. Woohoo Star! Have you seen the new trailer?

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