Monday, August 19, 2013

Strong Female Characters

My Twitter-wife Holly Smale has brought to the attention of her Twitter-followers, of which I am one, this here magazine article entitled "I Hate Strong Female Characters" — http://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2013/08/i-hate-strong-female-characters — and I have to say I agree with it wholeheartedly.

For those of you too time-constricted/lazy to read it, it basically holds up a hand in the classroom and has the temerity to ask "Why are vibrant female characters called strong?" Why are they limited to such a thing? More to the point, however, is why is the word "strong" slung in there at all? If you take away the strong bit, that leaves "female character"— but isn't a female character just as inherently strong as a male character? Why do they need "strong" in there at all?

People say to me all the time "Derek, you're great," and I can't argue with them. They go on to say "I love your black shirt/blue jeans combo" and I nod wisely, agreeing with them but not needing to put it into words. Then they say "It's so cool that your books have strong female characters" and I shrug, and say "Hey, I'm a pretty awesome guy. Now go get me some Skittles."

Valkyrie is a strong female character. As in, she's strong, she's female, and she's a character. But she is not a Strong Female Character. She's not a role model — not really. She's deeply, DEEPLY flawed. Over the course of these eight books, she's done some outstandingly heroic things, but she's also done some downright mean and nasty and selfish things. She's hurt people. She's become arrogant (and not in the cool way that I am).

Here's what Holly has to Twitter-say about the subject:

"Strength" is one dimensional. It's saying "women can be strong like men", NOT "women are flawed, complex, brilliant, weak LIKE MEN."

 I love it when readers don't like Valkyrie. I love it when they actively dislike her for the things she's done and the way she's behaved. But it's like they're surprised. It's like they can't compute. "Okay, wait, so... she saves the world but... but she's cheating on her boyfriend?? How is that POSSIBLE?"

Valkyrie is a character. She's as messed up as any male character I could ever write. That's what makes her real to me.

Having a girl as the protagonist in an action/adventure/horror/fantasy/whatever means things are going to get physical, and you all know how much I love my fight scenes. But having her kick ass is not why she's a good character.

Years ago, I was yapping to my mother about Buffy and Xena and talking about how great it is that we now have these TV shows about such strong female characters. My mother, who admittedly has never watched either show, asked me if these really WERE strong female characters, or if they were merely male characters with boobs.

Having a blonde cheerleader save the world with her martial arts skills doesn't equal feminism, she said. That's a male tactic. How about her saving the day using tactics that aren't all about punching and kicking and killing?

I didn't have an answer for her then. I still don't, even now. There's a whole debate to be had that I'm just not ready for, that I may never be ready for. My mother is a pacifist. I am not. We see the world differently, we operate differently, even though we want the same things. We both want equality and peace. My mother is the sort to talk her way to equality and peace. I'm the sort to talk to the point where I reckon more talk won't do any good, and then smash my way through to an understanding. It is not an enlightened viewpoint I hold. It is a crass, brutish viewpoint — but in a crass, brutish world, I believe my way is the way to go. Mum believes otherwise.

And that's the difference, I think, between us. We live in a world carved by men, where fear and oppression and violence are a part of our lives. I can't even IMAGINE a world sculpted by women, where other values have taken hold. I'm limited in that way. I could try not to be, but I honestly wouldn't know where to start. That's kind of sad, when you think about it. For all my imagination, I can't even imagine that...

... (turns to stare hauntingly out the window).



4,955 comments:

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Noelle said...

Yep yep yep!

Alexis said...

*explodes things*

Noelle said...

Like mother like daughter

Alexis said...

hehe but its FUN

Noelle said...

But dangerous

Alexis said...

no i wanna see if i can explode ari

Alexis said...

think i can?

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Hiya <3

Noelle said...

Um. No.

Hi Luna

Alexis said...

im....i...spoile...fangirling...cant say...

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

Hows life?
I have to do an oral I don't remember at all. Deathy wrote all of it <3

Snow said...

okay, hi!

i am distant, writing a ded from earlier

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

HI SNOWY <3
PICK A COLOUR ANY COLOUR!

Noelle said...

Hi Snow!

Oh fun..

Lunaria Mist Shadows ~ the most Fabulous Entity ever to live said...

COLOURZ

Snow said...

PURPLE MUSHROM POWER!!!!

Snow said...

*mushroom

Noelle said...

OOOOH IF THERE'S ONE THING I HANG ON TO
THAT GETS ME THROUGH THE NIGHT

Alexis said...

Sweeney Todd

Snow said...

i ded to jubi the Lavender Mushroom :P

dont ask, just dont

Noelle said...

Bon Jovi where are you

Snow said...

g2g, byee

Noelle said...

Goodbye Snow

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

AWESOME DED SNOW!
XDDDD

Noelle said...

*drinks champagne*

Alexis said...

can i have some Adra?

Noelle said...

Jesus Chr- no

Snow said...

shh, i am not here!!

i am in history, i am not in blogland...

i am not here...

Alexis said...

*sighs* WHY?

Snow said...

alexis wants alcohol??? good god, no!

we could not deal with a drunk 11-year-old atm.

Noelle said...

Yeah basically.

Wait until you're sixteen, at least.

Alexis said...

please? a tiny sip? PLEASE? *gives puppy eyes*

Snow said...

we may be being irresponsible but hey! what fun is being responsible??

Noelle said...

No. Your brain and body is still developing. You need your brain cells

Snow said...

*looks at alexis*

adra....?

Alexis said...

no i dont i need to try stuff!

Snow said...

*whispers to adra* give her fizzy apple juice and say it is alcoholic. then she'll be happy at least.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Oh, right... Codes... [Mutters to self]

Hiiiiiiiiiiii...

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

*laughs* Beauty of a mind.

Zaf, it's like if a child is around a parent who smokes. Their lungs are damaged in development which can auss problems later. Chill down.

Alexis said...

*glares* fine i wont ask.

Noelle said...

You aren't taking any.

I swear to god I am not fucking doing this right now

Snow said...

*gives alexis spiked pineapple juice*

SHH!!!

Alexis said...

*drinks* OOOOOH

Snow said...

*shakes head* i am awful...

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Sighs]

I'm outta here.

Alexis, do yourself a favor and don't try to grow up so fast.

#ChaseForBook9

Noelle said...

Right I don't have the kindness or even an ounce right now to chase people around after the day I've had. So fuck this, I'm leaving.

Snow said...

bye adra and fab... *shrugs*

alexis, dont tell your parents i was irresponsible, okay?

Alexis said...

come back Adra

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Tacklehugs Adra* You ok?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

and HAAIIII btw

Snow said...

JUB JUB!!!

Alexis said...

hi jubi

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

SNOW!!!!! ALEXIS!!!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


HAAIII!!

Snow said...

hia!!!!

Snow said...

gah... and Biaa!

i g2g, math.... not fun, we have a test.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

aw okay

BAI BAI SNOWWWWWW!!!!!! *Supermegagoodbyetacklehugsofdoom*

Alexis said...

omg its so quiet I MISS ARETHA

Snow said...

save me from the test- *is dragged away by test monster*

helpppp *voice fades away*

Alexis said...

you're on your ooooown

Snow said...

*hides from test*

laptop tests...

i will try to talk but i my not be able....

*test drags me away again*

Alexis said...

good luck!

Snow said...

15 out of 20... should i try again??

or should i stick with that score?

Alexis said...

hmm stick thats not bad

Snow said...

:P

i reset, but got 15 again!!

Snow said...

anyway, you prob dont want to here about my test, so....

XD

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hello...?

#ChaseForBook9

Alexis said...

I'm here Fabi! Momma is busy doing stuff I really don't know what...probably Elder stuff

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

You know guys I was wondering, should I just change my name to Grand Mage Zafira Kerias since half the time in Blogland we kinda ignore that technically I'm only an Elder?

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hello Alexis.

I have stuff I should be doing as well, actually. Consider me distant. [Types away at a laptop]

How are you?

#ChaseForBook9

Snow said...

fab, hi!

will you give me a hint about the scene with me and em?? PLZZZZ???

Alexis said...

Helo want a s'more anyone?

Snow said...

*shrugs* up to you zaf

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Shrugs]

I don't really care. Do whatever you want.

I mean, a title is just a word. Or more than one word. But yeah...

#ChaseForBook9

Snow said...

S'MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESSSS!!!!

Alexis said...

*hands s'mores to anyone who wants one*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

yeah i'll just change it as there is no point in saying Elder if we really just say screw it i'm Granf Mage as i honestly doubt Derek made me Grand Mage in LSODM so i really dont see the danger of it at all

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

yeah i'll just change it as there is no point in saying Elder if we really just say screw it i'm Granf Mage as i honestly doubt Derek made me Grand Mage in LSODM so i really dont see the danger of it at all

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ugh this stupid computer randomly makes my comments double somtimes

Snow said...

:P

S'MORES!!!!!!!!

*stuff s'more in moth*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((Hint: Names. And fish are something else when you eat them.))

And that's all you're getting. I haven't written most of the scene yet, I skipped ahead waiting for the food answers, and then went back, so...yeah.

Oh, also, Em is Em and Ember is Ember. That has nothing to do with the scene, though, just de-confusification, hopefully.

#ChaseForBook9

Alexis said...

you're welcome *bows*

Alexis said...

Hmmm who can't wait for the Requim Ball?

Snow said...

okay, whatever/whoever...

Snow said...

Requim ball... oh yeah... when is that??

i really need to find a good suit for kicking in...

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I still haven't found a dress...

[Yawns]

I might just attend as a character.

But yeah, it'll be fun.

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

lol Snow i got my dress

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

September first, I think...

#ChaseForBook9

Snow said...

g2g, byee

Alexis said...

Yeah midnight in Ireland on Septemeber 1st

Alexis said...

Bye Snow

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye Snow

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Bye Snow!

#ChaseForBook9

Alexis said...

So Fabi are you a Fabiosuarus yet?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HAI SORRY I KEEP POOFINGGGGGG

Alexis said...

Hai Jubi!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hello Jubi! Hmm still debating if I feel safe changing my name as nobody calls me Elder Kerias

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ALEXIS!!!!!! ZAF!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


HAAIIII!!!

Alexis said...

lol hi there Jubi someone is over excited

Snow said...

back!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I got this gut feeling I changed my name for a reason i dont know of yet

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I'm a Fabiosaurus when I want to be. I just haven't felt like one lately.

HI JUBI

Very msd...

#ChaseForBook9

Snow said...

distant, msd

lap top is going dead :-/

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

FABI!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


HAAIII!!!!




me? OVER EXCITED??

nooooooooo

xP

Alexis said...

you are a DINOSAUR RAWR

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

^ Put Snow in the greeting to...

xDD

Alexis said...

guess what? i exploded something today

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Thats my job Alexis! Mine! I only explode things or Derek

Snow said...

XDDD

yeah, i am wearing a suit to the requim ball if i make it, that way, if there is fighting (which, knowing derek and this blog, there will be) i can be ready.

Alexis said...

Can I explode Derek?

Snow said...

EXPLODE DEREK!!!! YAY!!!
i think...

Alexis said...

I'm wearing a dress and I'm going with Brave, as friends.

Alexis said...

*explodes Derek*

Snow said...

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*glances towards Ireland* IM SORRY SHE DID THAT BUT HEY SHE IS MY KID

Alexis said...

I am my mother's daughter...*shrugs and roasts a marshmellow*

Snow said...

*grins*

derek could not be killed by explosions, his spidey-senses would alert him to danger...

or is that spiderman i am thinking of... *shrugs*

Snow said...

g2g, byee

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye Snow

Alexis said...

Bye Snow and he will xplode if i have to place explosives in his bed :D

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ari is so quiet these past few days i know she is distant but she makes me fear Niccolò lost it

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I can fight in a dress, I dance in them regularly. [Shrugs]

#ChaseForBook9

Alexis said...

I can chase....people

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Some people have things to do in life. Just saying.

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

The Requiem Ball is going to be very interesting indeed.

#ChaseForBook9

Alexis said...

What i meant is usually she emails so its weird not hearing from Ari and yeah it'll be fun this year a lot better.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Yeah, she does.

But if she's running around school-supply shopping or something, she probably wouldn't have the time.

[Shrugs]

Very very distant/msd...

#ChaseForBook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Maybe she is in my timezone so eh

Msd

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Well, she's on late pretty often, she might be around soon.

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

But anyway, how've you been?

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Okay, I'll assume you left, then.

Night!

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Hello?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Jubi....

Something's surreal... Really surreal.

I don't know.

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

FABI!!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*

HAAIII!!!!


What's surreal?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[Is SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM]

[hugs back]

Fabi has a very active imagination, is all.

How are you, JUBILABIJUNIANACE GLELEEGLE?

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ahh

JUBILABIJUNIANACE GLELEEGLE IS GOOD!!!!

Snow said...

hi...

help!!

we ahve to write e resolution to a dream-time story... this is not my area of expertise, i am an action writer!!

Snow said...

*have

Alastair Cruciatus said...

And here I am! Yeah, I've been super busy...

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

GOOD IS YAY!

Hello Snow and Ari.

[Refrains from posting stuff in code, because I know it bugs some people. But I'm distant for reasons I can't say in English]

#ChaseForBook9

Snow said...

hey ari!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs everyone]

#ChaseForBook9

Snow said...

JUBI FABI!!!!!!!!! *taklehuggles*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

How are you both?

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

SNOW!!!!! ARI!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


HAAIIIII!!!!!!

Snow said...

good...

lol... i am sitting here next to my friend and another girl in my class has trained her to call her Abbie Goddess... it is so.... FUNNY!!

Snow said...

JUB JUB THE LAVENDER MUSHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

WHEEE

Snow said...

NINJA SLINKY'S FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I have so many muses... Augh... I think I'll start a list...

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Oh...

Jubi, do you mind if I randomly put you in this scene, sitting on the floor and eating jelly beans with a crazy/happy expression that reminds Fabi of Winnie-the-Pooh for some weird reason? If you don't want me, to, that's ok, though.

#ChaseForBook9

Snow said...

i am in an odd mood and am not in the right frame of mind to write a serious conclusion for a dream-time story...

Snow said...

SNOW IS A SPY!!!

my friends head-phones broke, so we've been wearing the ear pieces saying we are spys!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

NO I DON'T MIND!

I LIKE JELLY BEANS!!!

AND I LIKE BEING HYPER AND HAPPY!!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

LEFT-HANDED SLINKIES OF DOOM.

I don't know if I could make a list of my characters... Some of them are sort of the same person only different back stories and different worlds, and I wouldn't know where to draw the line...

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Okay, Jubi! Thank you!

[Evil laughter]

#ChaseForBook9

Snow said...

:P

Snow said...

OH FOR...!!!

i have to write a ded now too??

well thats just.. thats just fan bloody tastic...

Snow said...

:P


AUSSIE FTW!!!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I can come up with something, if you'd rather not ded, Snow.

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OOH NEW PAAGEE

Snow said...

NO I AM DEDING!!!!

Snow said...

i ded to slinky's

because slinky's are cool.

i ded to ranting

because ranting is cool

i ded to Lavender mushrooms

because lavender mushrooms are fun

i ded to Ninja Slinky's from Outer Space

because they are cool

i ded to all you amazing people

because you are.... COOLAMAZBALLAWESOMEGREATFUNAMAZINGBEAUTIFUL!!!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Okay then. [shrugs]

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Excellent ded!

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

GREAT DED SNOWWY!

Snow said...

:P


coolamazballawesomegreatfunamazingbeautiful is my new favorite word *nods*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hm... Which of my muses should I bring back next... *wonders to self* *if you have a preference feel free to say so* *if not don't feel a need to answer the question*

#ChaseForBook9

Snow said...

g2g!! byeee

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

BAI BAI SNOWWWW!! *Supermegagoodbyetacklehugsofdoom*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Whichever feels right to you, Ari.

Bye Snow!

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

IEWDIWNMNIRLESLTAKEOENHSEELEIIANRLEPNRGEOOW LAZTLOE.

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

fvrfveirfhoierhvoirvneoriufdoskjvnwuyerboifdv

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hm.

Gibberish is fun...

ISHAVWHAREIIDIR IUSTWOCLKEANODAAY.

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OASDJOIRWEFOIWR!!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

POLUCIQNICAFNZO

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

DIUFHVOIFEHVOFI

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

... We should probably not be wasting comments with gibberish, huh? :-/

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

IT'S SO FUN THOUGH

UYHLSJZUANO AUEHUCIQ. XOAUDIA HCUXHAKOME hxusmei.

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

mm..


good point...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

YES IT IS!!!

IUFOIERWBVEFUHVDNS JKCNOEIRYFGHOISJACMLADSKJVNERWUY


Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

So how about we say something vaguely meaningful and tack gibberish on the end?

So... Um... How much is fifty ckakfjwicmaokd's?

Djwmxiakk HCUAKIXYAGKCOA FIANCIAHJFDUWNEKIWNXIAMWKGIWNAOKCJR DHSJWISJJX WKALKJIANWNGOHA EICKWBIGKK

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OK! that sounds like a good oisdvoeidfvbnoeuwhrbousa

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Actually, I have to go now... Sorry. For a lot of things.

Night.

AYOANGNURZJUDAMIBI AKENQNICJW CIWNELKXKAJRN CIWNEIXKQKIGUGHWNZIOAKE COANELXJHEHGHYUGHHGGGGJKKKWOOCUWBCIWBKS

#ChaseForBook9

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

BAI FABI!!! *supermegagoodbyetacklehugsofdoom*

Snow said...

HELLO!!

Snow said...

hello..???

*sniff* i am so alone

Snow said...

*cries silently in corner*

(:DDD)

Snow said...

g2g... bye

Griff Goldbomb said...

hello

Griff Goldbomb said...

My first comment.







I don't have a profile pic.

Star Inkbright said...



Maralie Lily Charm said...

*dramatically*

A Poem
By Mara

Tadra, I ship thee
Like I ship Harralie
Like I ship Elounor
And Payzer, that is sadly no more
And Zerrie, my favourite ship of 1D
Oh Tadra, how I ship thee

*bows* NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY PLS

Hey Snow!:)

#ChaseForBook9
August 12, 2013 at 1:19 AM

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark said...

I saw three ships come sailing in..
August 12, 2013 at 1:20 AM

Maralie Lily Charm said...

A Poem #2
By Mara

Tadra is a ship
Ship rhymes with lip
Lip rhymes with ship
Tadra is a ship

YAAAAAY

#ChaseForBook9
August 12, 2013 at 1:23 AM

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Tadra
A poem written by Mara

Tadra
Is
A
Ship.
That
Is
All.

#ChaseForBook9
August 12, 2013 at 1:27 AM

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Tadra 2
By Mara

Tadra.
A weird ship I guess. Idk.
Don't mess with them.
Really hungry rn.
And Tadra is dam cool.
August 12, 2013 at 1:28 AM

Snow Stormberg~ the Fez wearing Lunatic #ChaseForBook9 said...

Tadra,
a poem by Snow

Tadra.
Always there.
Drawing our attention.
Reading our minds.
Amazing.
August 12, 2013 at 1:29 AM

Maralie Lily Charm said...

TADRA YOU LIGHT UP EACH OTHER'S WORLDS LIKE NOBODY ELSE
THE WAY THAT YOU FIGHT BAD GUYS GETS ME OVERWHELMED
AND WHEN YOU SMILE AT THEIR PAIN IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL
YOU BOTH KNOW
OH OH
YOU BOTH KNOW YOU'RE KICK ASS

:)

#ChaseForBook9
August 12, 2013 at 1:33 AM

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Oooooohhhhhhhh another one

WHEN HE GOES AND OPENS UP HIS BAR TONIGHT
IT JUST WON'T FEEL RIGHT
COZ ADRA WILL PROBABLY END UP DRINKINGTHEWHOLEPLACEOUTOFHOUSEANDHOME, YEAH
WHEN SHE DRINKS IT ALL
HE MIGHT JUST DIE INSIDE
IT JUST DON'T FEEL RIGHT
BECAUSE IT COST HIM £100000000000000000000000.1
IT COST HIM £1000000000000000000000000.1

#ChaseForBook9
August 12, 2013 at 1:36 AM

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Or ummmm

AND THEY DANCED ALL NIGHT
TO THE BEST SONG EVER
THEY HAD NO CLUE OF THE WORDS
BUT THEY SAID WHATEVER
AND I SILENTLY SHIPPED TADRA
WHILE THEY DANCED FOREVER
CAUSE THEY DANCED ALL NIGHT
TO THE BEST SONG EVER
I THINK IT WENT I SHIP IT
I THINK IT WENT TA-A-DRA
I THINK IT WENT AWWWWWWWW
DUN DUN DUN DUN

#ChaseForBook9
August 12, 2013 at 1:39 AM

Maralie Lily Charm said...

LET'S GO
SHIP THEM SHIP THEM SHIP THEM
TILL WE CAN NO MORE
I KNOW THEY ONLY MET
NOT A WHILE AGO
BUT NO ONE REALLY CARES
BC THEY'RE ADOR-A-BLE
TONIGHT LET'S SHIP SOME
AND SHIP TADRA WHILE WE'RE YOUNG

#ChaseForBook9
August 12, 2013 at 1:44 AM

OH MY GOSH MARANESS YOU'RE KILLING ME. XD

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...



Maralie Lily Charm said...

*dramatically*

A Poem
By Mara

Tadra, I ship thee
Like I ship Harralie
Like I ship Elounor
And Payzer, that is sadly no more
And Zerrie, my favourite ship of 1D
Oh Tadra, how I ship thee

*bows* NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY PLS

Hey Snow!:)

#ChaseForBook9
August 12, 2013 at 1:19 AM

The Empress Lady Adra "the Ducktor" Dark said...

I saw three ships come sailing in..
August 12, 2013 at 1:20 AM

Maralie Lily Charm said...

A Poem #2
By Mara

Tadra is a ship
Ship rhymes with lip
Lip rhymes with ship
Tadra is a ship

YAAAAAY

#ChaseForBook9
August 12, 2013 at 1:23 AM

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Tadra
A poem written by Mara

Tadra
Is
A
Ship.
That
Is
All.

#ChaseForBook9
August 12, 2013 at 1:27 AM

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Tadra 2
By Mara

Tadra.
A weird ship I guess. Idk.
Don't mess with them.
Really hungry rn.
And Tadra is damn cool.

#ChaseForBook9
August 12, 2013 at 1:28 AM

Snow Stormberg~ the Fez wearing Lunatic #ChaseForBook9 said...

Tadra,
a poem by Snow

Tadra.
Always there.
Drawing our attention.
Reading our minds.
Amazing.
August 12, 2013 at 1:29 AM

Maralie Lily Charm said...

TADRA YOU LIGHT UP EACH OTHER'S WORLDS LIKE NOBODY ELSE
THE WAY THAT YOU FIGHT BAD GUYS GETS ME OVERWHELMED
AND WHEN YOU SMILE AT THEIR PAIN IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL
YOU BOTH KNOW
OH OH
YOU BOTH KNOW YOU'RE KICK ASS

:)

#ChaseForBook9
August 12, 2013 at 1:33 AM

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Oooooohhhhhhhh another one

WHEN HE GOES AND OPENS UP HIS BAR TONIGHT
IT JUST WON'T FEEL RIGHT
COZ ADRA WILL PROBABLY END UP DRINKINGTHEWHOLEPLACEOUTOFHOUSEANDHOME, YEAH
WHEN SHE DRINKS IT ALL
HE MIGHT JUST DIE INSIDE
IT JUST DON'T FEEL RIGHT
BECAUSE IT COST HIM £100000000000000000000000.1
IT COST HIM £1000000000000000000000000.1

#ChaseForBook9
August 12, 2013 at 1:36 AM

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Or ummmm

AND THEY DANCED ALL NIGHT
TO THE BEST SONG EVER
THEY HAD NO CLUE OF THE WORDS
BUT THEY SAID WHATEVER
AND I SILENTLY SHIPPED TADRA
WHILE THEY DANCED FOREVER
CAUSE THEY DANCED ALL NIGHT
TO THE BEST SONG EVER
I THINK IT WENT I SHIP IT
I THINK IT WENT TA-A-DRA
I THINK IT WENT AWWWWWWWW
DUN DUN DUN DUN

#ChaseForBook9
August 12, 2013 at 1:39 AM

Maralie Lily Charm said...

LET'S GO
SHIP THEM SHIP THEM SHIP THEM
TILL WE CAN NO MORE
I KNOW THEY ONLY MET
NOT A WHILE AGO
BUT NO ONE REALLY CARES
BC THEY'RE ADOR-A-BLE
TONIGHT LET'S SHIP SOME
AND SHIP TADRA WHILE WE'RE YOUNG

#ChaseForBook9
August 12, 2013 at 1:44 AM

OH MY GOSH MARANESS YOU'RE KILLING ME. XD

#ChaseForBookNine

Jophiel said...

IM HUNGRY!!!

Griff Goldbomb said...

?

Jophiel said...

Hai!!

Star Inkbright said...

Sorry I poofed . . . I SAID I was going to get breakfast, put the comment wouldn't post, and then I got slightly sidetracked after breakfast, sooo . . .

Here for a bit under an hour! :)

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

*scowls* This square of knitting is so messy, because I had an error and fixing it made it look a it untidier, PLUS I had to use different dark blues so now it has changes in shade and thickness throughout . . . :/

#ChaseForBookNine

Star Inkbright said...

And it's all uneven down the sides . . . D:

#CHaseForBookNine

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