Friday, June 14, 2013

Progress Report

161,556 words. That's how long the book is right now. I wanted to have the edit done by tonight, but unfortunately that's not going to happen. I'm up at 6 in the morning to catch a plane to Leeds, so I'm about to hit the sack.

Oh, and for those of you who were pleading with me to keep LSODM as long as possible... you've got your wish. My editor Nick and my agent Michelle both got back to me, suggesting tiny changes here and there, but nothing that would shorten the book.

So the HUGE amount of characters stay in. The MASSIVE battles stay in. The HILARIOUS jokes and LIGHTNING-FAST wit stay in. Verily, it is a good day to be a Minion.

And I've just been chatting to Laura, who calls it the "deepest and darkest one yet". So I've got her all-important seal of approval, which makes me happy.

When it's out, when you've read it, I'll talk more about the writing of it, and the various problems I had to deal with in order to make it work. Everything from Book Two onwards has been leading up to LSODM, after all. Of all the books, this is the one I was certain about from the very beginning, in 2005, but it was one I was the most unsure about when I was actually writing it. So it comes as a relief to know it's actually good.

So... tomorrow I'm in Leeds— the tickets to which are now sold out— and on Saturday I'm signing in Waterstones in York at 11AM— and no tickets needed.

I'm been really quiet lately, on the Blog and on Twitter, and I do apologise for that, but I had to devote all my attention to the book. Now that it's (practically) done, I can get back to normal. Which'll be... er... nice.

I guess...

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Not here, actually... As much as I'd love to talk, I don't think anyone's here, and 2350 13100104 1341334034...

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Jophiel said...

*Hugs Fab*
I'll be on tomorrow too! Don't worry!!!

Snow said...

okay, im back wbd, though

Snow said...

okay, ded time:

this page is dedicated to fabi, jubi, zaf, em, chase(RIP), duck, luna, missy, misti, star, Dau, adra, blaze, trip, derek and DEATH ROSE!!!
especially Death, because it's her birthday and all.

Snow said...

i wanted to make it longer, but... meh, i just don't have the time

Maralie Lily Charm said...

DEATHYYYYYYY

IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY
BECAUSE IF IT IS;
*tacklehuggles*
AND IF IT ISN'T;
*tacklehuggles anyway*

I'm really not here... Waiting for the school bus and sincerely hoping -93 8#;v5 %48'8;* 5/3 :7#...

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Luciana said...

...Hullo?

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

hi:)
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Luciana said...

How are you?:')

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

Im.. not sure...im happy, but sad, frustrated and excited.

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Duck said...

HELLO!!!!

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

HI:)

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

what to draw?-

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Duck said...

HEY BLAZE!!!!
You could draw Skulduggery. Everybody loves the skeleton detective.

Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

ok:)
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Duck said...

Yeah.... that would be unique, you know... on this blog. Not many people would draw skeletons wearing hats...

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

I can imagine haha

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Duck said...

Can't stay to chat. Must be off now!

GOODBYE!!!!!!

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Eldritch Blaze the Prince of Plants said...

BYE:)\

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Eve the ROCK said...

Squee!



Yee!



Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Luciana said...

HEYYYY EVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Luciana said...

HEYYYY EVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Eve the ROCK said...

LUCY-ANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Mutant smiling faces everywhere!

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Eve the ROCK said...

How are you? :D

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Just going to pop in for a few minutes...
Hi if anyone's there.

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Luciana said...

I AM AMAZING THANK YOU VERY MUCHLY, EVE. C:
HOW ARE YOU?!

HEY CAIN!

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Eve the ROCK said...

Missy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi to you!

Pretty goose, Luce! And very happy!

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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HEY LUCEEEEEEEEEEE!! *tacklehugs*
HULLO EVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVE!!!!! *tacklehugs*

"Did your mum drop you?"
"Yeah, into a pool of sexy"
INEEDTOGETOFFINSTAGRAM.

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Luciana said...

OOH, GUYS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8HVZg_EfP8

Chapter 1 of LSODM.

I filmed it on Friday night :')

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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

"Oh really? So if girls are better than boys, then why did God create man first?"
"That is obvious. Everyone needs a rough draft before a final copy."
"..."

CHAPTER 1 OMGG YAYYYYYY!!!!

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Eve the ROCK said...

*gets tacklehugged*

Missy, you too? :O

I'm also addicted to Instagram! It's just embarrassing, really. Looking at the same pictures over and over...ugh.



*stares at youtube link*

*reaches for it*

*wants to grab it*

But I cannn't!! I've already wasted my YouTube time for today. I....ngggghhhhhhhhhhhh! :'(

Luciana said...

Wbd. Writing. :)

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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

There are three levels of pain:
1) Pain
2) Excruciating pain
3) Stepping on lego

I've never read a tombstone that said:
Died from not forwarding to 10 people.

"I had a dream about you.
"Awwwww, really?"
"Yeah, you died."

OK I'LL TRY AND STOP NOW I'M SO SORRY.

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Eve the ROCK said...

Okay, Luce. Carry on writing. :)

I wonder... If all the words you've ever written were all squished into a giant clump of words, how big would it really be? As big as a city? A small country? Brazil? Maybe even...

Thaaaaa yoooonaaaaaveeeehhhhs....!

*universe

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Eve the ROCK said...

Missy, it's alright. You amuse us. xD

Eve the ROCK said...

hehehehehehehehehe

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

WARNING
RANDOM STUFF AHEAD

Everything magically appears when your mum looks for it.
"Mum, I lost David Tennant."

I hate when I'm trying to sleep and my brain is like, "You know what's a great movie? Paranormal Activity..."

People: Your really quiet
Me: Yeah, well I can't plan a murder out loud.

Me: Hey, close the door.
Parent: *leaves door open 2 centimetres*
Me: *dying whale noise*

No, I wasn't ignoring you at all. I had to go walk my unicorn.

Only in maths problems it is completely normal for someone to go to the store and buy 90 watermelons.

Whenever somebody calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I know how hard life is for the visually impaired.

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

...Hello?

Weird dream...

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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Excuse me, what did you say I can't hear you I have an ear disease called I don't f**king care.

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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

HEY FABI!! *tacklehugs*


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Maralie Lily Charm said...

I had a dream last night that One Direction died.

I woke up screaming and crying, on the floor...

IT WAS SO VIVID DX

Hey. :)

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[laughs]

Hello Missy! Hi Eve! Hi Lucy!

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Mara [hugs]

My dream wasn't especially scary. It involved the movie people replacing Stormtroopers with extremely agitated chickens and Darth Vader attempting to teach them how to run the Death Star.

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Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

When I laugh at jokes on the Internet, I don't even laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose than usual.

Ugh, sorry for not being talkative. I need to go sleep now.
NIGHT ALL!! *hugs*

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Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Fabi!!!!! Hi Maralie!!!!!!!!!

All the dreams I have these days involve unusually but not ridiculously large insects.

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Missy!!!!!!!!

I might have to as well soon, so msd!

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Night Missy [tacklehugs]

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Eve the ROCK said...

Oh my god, Mara, I thought you were Australian!!! :O

I was unsure so I checked your profilian and...

Luciana said...

HELLO ANYONE WHO APPEARED

BYE ANYONE WHO LEFT!

WBD - STILL - TRYING TO FINISH THIS CHAPTER AND HELP ORGANIZE THE BA AND TALKING TO PEOPLE AND JAMMING TO T-SWIZZLE

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Fabi*
My brothers are obsessed with Star Wars :P

Eleanor (Lou's girlyfriend) was a zombie... o.o

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Lucy [hugs]

I'm working on an email with BA ideas... I don't think any of them are particularly good, but ehh.:.

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hi Fabi, Eve and Luci! *hugs*

Night Missy! *hugs*

Eve - You did? :P
Nope, I'm Irish... I think. Last time I checked, I was xD

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs back]

Star Wars (Darth Vader in particular) is awesome. [nods]

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Luciana said...

STAR WARS IS AMAZING

OH MY GOLDEN GOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH C:

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Eve the ROCK said...

I don't know what made me think you were Australian. I really don't know, I've forgotten.... Perhaps it could've been the similarities between the names Mara and Myra from Kingdom of the Wicked... Maybe. :P

Eve the ROCK said...

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[laughs]

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

SORRY FOR DISTANCE, AT THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE MEH.

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs everyone]

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Bye for now, then.

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Star Inkbright said...

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I had a dream, but I can't remember it, and I'm annoyed, coz it was awesome. :P

Whenever I wake up, I think over the details of my dream so I remember them later. Sometimes it works. SOmetimes not. Sometimes I end up knowing random events in the dream and not being able to comprehend how they fit together.

BEEN HAVING SO MANY VIVID DREAMS RECENTLY.

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Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

...Am still not over omg
I haven't watched the video all the way because cringing at myself

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Star Inkbright said...

HEYO IENI.

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hello?

You know how something really familiar, when you listen to it, it's like it's programmed into your brain and your memory joins in as a duet when your ear hears it? The audiobook for SP is like that for me, like I can hear it twice when I listen to it and anticipate all the awesomest bits. :-) It's happening now with this CD I used to listen to every night when I was little... Then the CD stopped working and my CD player died and then not long ago I put the CD in the computer and it actually worked and I keep listening to it and ohmygoshthatwassolongago D': I keep crying when I listen to it again...

Not sure where the point went...

Anyway, hi.

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Star, I hate it when that happens. My dreams are all so...detailed...complicated...something like that. A bunch would make interesting, if odd short stories. AND THEN I FORGET THEM.

Hi Star and Ieni! [hugs]

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Luciana said...

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY

WBD. STILL TRYING TO WRITE. ;-;


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Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Fabiii, Staaar!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs

@Star Do you ever get that thing where during the day something randomly makes you remember the dream?
I SAW MY FRIEND WITH THE JEPIC NAILS TODAY!

Hi, Cloveeeer!:)

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Lucy! [hugs]

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[is ninjaeroplanetacklehugged]

[hugs back]

Maralie Lily Charm said...

ZAYN MALIK;

Has a pool - can't swim.

Has a car - can't drive.

"Can't dance" - uploads photo of self dancing.

"I really like brunettes, maybe with dark eyes" - Girlfriend is blonde with blue eyes.

HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOO

Wbd, dinner and shizz :/

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Star Inkbright said...

*hugs Fabi*

You're awesome, akay? :)
I could go on about Bug's Life, but I've said ot al before. Well, except how I now remember all of it really really well and how it's constantly coming up in my thoughts like something I was obsessed with (I was obsessed with it) now I've watched it again, but before I watched it again, when my only memories of it were from when I was little and couldn't comprehend it (I saw the characters moving. I heard the words. But I didn't get any of the why. I didn't get why they hid the queen. I didn't get why the kids when and hid in the tree. I didn't get why the circus guy did any of the setting-on-fire. When I watched it recently, I knew the plot. I knew the why. I knew the story. I knew the themes. I knew EVERYTHING. It was like, wow, I get it now. When I watched it again, I was :O at all there names. For the first time, I understood that Dot's name was also the word for dot as in a red dot on a page, not just a random sound, and I also knew that she was called Dot because she was small and so was just a dot. It was like OMGG. And Flick! Flick as in when you flick something!!!!!! :) OHMYGSOH I GETTTTTTTTT ITTTTTTTTTT.), it only came into my mind ever when I saw the lamp jumping on the I in the Pixar logo. Now, it's like one of my favourite book series except more so. Whenever I meet something I can associate with it, I think of it. It's like Bug's Life was a part of my brain, exceot that part was covered with a curtain, and now by watching it I've unlocked it and it can reach out and connect up to other thoughts instead of staying in the black darkness at the back (except for a hole in the curtain where it grabbed to the Pixar logo from).

OH DAMMIT. *slaps forehead like I kept doing in Leeds whenever I tried to frown* I JUST /DID/ RANT, DIDN'T I??? *facepalm*
Dammit. Meant not to. -_-

HI MUSHROOM! :)

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Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hey, Maraaaalieee!!!:)

Ugh, triple Physics tomorrow D:
Double music though:)

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Star Inkbright said...

@Ieni: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! :)

I like that. THEN I REMEBER SOME OF ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT! :)

YOUR FRIEND IS JEPIC. :)

Ah, need Brad to come on so I can answer his question and tell him I do not bite my nails (they go all soft and jaggedy when I do that. Like, why would you want to?), but I do bite the skin around my fingers ( . . . admittedly, I have zero idea why you would want to do that either, but I do it, so).

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Mara [hugs]

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Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Does anyone else get really sad at the beginning of Finding Nemo?:'(

Another Love is on the radio asdfghjkl

Of course my friend is jepic: I'm only friends with jepic people:)

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs back]

Thanks Star...

Sorry for distance.

Ooh, I should take a pic of the name-project while I'm borrowing the camera anyway. :-)

I have most of the names glued down, except the ones I haven't done yet. I'm not sure what to do about the older Bloglandians that I haven't met yet. I've heard so many good things about them, but I don't know them or what they like and I'm not entirely sure I feel comfortable putting their names in the project if I've never met them. On the other hand, though, they helped shape Blogland and make it the wonderful place that it is and it would feel wrong not to recognize that.

Hm.

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

Hi.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HI EVERYONE *squeezehugs*

WRITING GOODBYE CARDS ISN'T AS UPSETTING AS I THOUGHT <3

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Star Inkbright said...

MARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Hey hey hey, I was in Science today and it was a revision lesson, and I was on a table with three Directioners and nobody else. And we were all doing this gap-fill sheet (I was spending more time marking out and correcting the numerous grammtical errors than actually doing the sheet, but still. And it also said "Some people wrongly decide to get vaccinated" so I wrote this paragraph about how the sheet had no right to decide whether they were wrong or right and how an informative sheet like this should be unbiased and objective, and then I wrote out a quote from my science textbook that said that people should be given unbiased information to help them make the right decision on vaccinations and pointed out how the sheet was doing the opposite and was basically a disgrace (though I din't say that). Nobody'll ever read it because it's a revison sheet that will never get marked, but I'm rather proud of it, seeing as how I used evidence to back up my (imaginary, coz I'm a sphere) point and all.), and one of the words we had to fill in was 'attack' and it went after the word 'heart', so of course my brain sang "And I'm like OW! It's giving me a heart attack, getting over you-u" and then I said, "I'm astonisdhed none of you Directioner people started singing at the word 'attack'" and they were like what and then they looked down and were like oh yeah.

AND THAT WAS THE DIRECTIONY EVENT OF THE DAY!

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Star Inkbright said...

*not to get vaccinated

DAMN MY BRAIN.

THE SHEET SAID THAT IF PEOPLE DECIDED NOT TO GET VACCINATED, THEY WERE WRONG.

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

THIS SONG HAS 'CHARM' IN IT A LOT AND I'M JUST HERE, LAUGHING. C:

Ashley Tubridy, omgg, I met her at the Busking Festivalllll:D

Sorry, just hyperyish :D

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Brave

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi all! How are you?

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

The name project is awesome Fabi.

Star Inkbright said...

@Fabi: I would leave them out, but that doesn't necessarily mean I am right.
(Sorry this advice so crap and advice-less. I'm crap at advice and I don't have any advice except saying what I would do. -_-)

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Star*

I WAS SINGING HEART ATTACK TODAYYYYY IT WAS SO FUN C:

I fell over on the pitch though which was sore but :P

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

Everyones name looks awesome.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*huggles Fabigail*
The name project is amazfect, Fab:) you're so perfect for making it!~

*is crying with laughter*
OMG, +3"8; JUST TEXT ME ABOUT HASHTAGS AND I JUST LAUGHED AND HE'S SO FUNNY c:

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Wbdddd.

Star Inkbright said...

HI BRAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :)

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Rhydian!

Thanks, Brave. :-)

Did I put a pic of yours on the blog already?

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Star Inkbright said...

OKAY GUYS, DISTONATING NOW.

Need to finish this thing.

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Ho Fabi! How are you?

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

No fabi. You didn't. Its ok though. My name would ruin the project.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

[hugs back] Thanks Mara.

You (all of you) are perfect for making me want to make it. :-)

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Okay Star. Distant as well.

It wouldn't, Brave. Plus, I already glued it down on the collage. :-P

I am okay-ish, Rhydian. You?

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Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hey people who arrived:) *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*

Sorry I'm distant - homework.

@Star What do you think about the death penalty? I'm supposed to be doing persuasive writing in English and you're kinda jepic at stuff like that:)
^ Anyone else can answer that question of that want:)

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

I THINK I'M ON A SUGAR HIGH XD

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

I'm great Fabi!

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

MY PICTURE COVERS UP GIRLFRIEND AND BECKY G'S NAME HOW DARE IT.

hehehehe I'm so sorry I'm just so hyperrrrrr wooooooooooooo!

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

IENI I'M LISTENING TO YOU AND MEL'S STALKERY TREES SONG :P

*does the OWOA Louis hip thrust*
No one can do it like Louis :(

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

Aw thanks fabi. Your a ledgebag

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Gtg. Bye. Might be back later.

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

I never say anything interesting

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

We have a stalkery tree song...?
Oh, yes, it's all coming back now XD Which song?:D

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

All my comments poofed...

Ulcabhán Brave said...

oh wait never mind

Star Inkbright said...

*pops look at blog*

@Ieni: If we kill murderers, we are being as bad as the murderers ourselves. Why should so-called 'murderers' get away with murdering and people who enforce the death penalty not? You may say we have a good reason, but murderers may have perfectly good reasons. They may be murdering murderers, which is essentially what we would be doing if we killed them. So when we murder murderers, it's a good thing, and when someone else does it, it's an atrocious crime? In what world is that fair?
Furthermore, you are justifying murder. Therefore, you are saying that murder can be alright. If so, why are you harshening the penalty for it? If you decide murder is more acceptable than you didbefore, why is there a harsher punihsment that there was before?
Also, to murder murderer is unfair. You're not giving them a chance to reform themselves. Murderers should be helped to show the error of their ways.
To continue, there is no point in murdering people to teach them a lesson, as they won't be around to learn that lesson. After you've murdered them, they will not have a brain to think that maybe the crime they committed was a bad idea, so why do it? Who learns from it? What is the point? The only think it does in increase the amount of death and put blood on people's hands. No benefits emerge from it.
Furthermore, by punishing criminals in this way, you are indirectly telling the people of your country to become murderers. If they are wronged enough, they may be compelled to kill people in revenge, and think it is perfectly justified because after all, the rest of the world seem to find it acceptable.
You may say the death penalty is a deterrant, but most people are deterred enough by never having a life after they go into prison (unless they have metal problems and don't realise it fully, and if they do, then the death penalty will more likely than not not penetrate their minds as a consequence either), and if people want to go to prison (maybe to excape someone/thing), then they would most likely do so by committing a more minor crime, because they are most likely sensible enough not to want to kill someone (there are exceptions, because they are exceptions in all people, and these exceptions are the few murderers the world has).


That help at all?
(I wrote all that on the spot without ever having thought about it before, woohoo)

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Star Inkbright said...

And, I'm not that jepic. *laughs*
Braveeeeeee, not again with the putting yourself down! I said it before and I will say it again: you're awesome. Don't ever believe you're not. :)

*suddenly remembers I'm meant to be distant* ----!

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Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Yes, thankyou!! *hugs* Why are you so amazing at these things D:
Also, does the speech Skulduggery makes in PWF count as a monologue? I need to find an example for English.

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Ugh... Sorry I poofed...

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Star Inkbright said...

No, it doesn't, Ieni, because he speaks TO people, not to himself.

(I think)

Everyone has talents, Ieni. :)
Mine are sort of Englush but not thaaat much. :P

AND OTHER STUFF.
LIKE BEING CONFUSING. :)

And, I'll try think of a monolouge in some book. May fail. :(

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Luciana said...

SORRY FOR VANISHING!

I went for food, then my mum was watching Hollyoaks and since I'm in her room on the computer I couldn't use it, so... Yeah.

Back now. c:

But wbd.

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Luciana said...

SORRY FOR VANISHING!

I went for food, then my mum was watching Hollyoaks and since I'm in her room on the computer I couldn't use it, so... Yeah.

Back now. c:

But wbd.

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Star Inkbright said...

I DO MONOLOUGES SOMETIMESSSSSS.

Hunter does them often. :)

Would it count if I randomly made Hunter do one about something random like yellow shower curtains?
It would be deep and emotional and serious. To him, at least. It would sound stupid to the reader because the reader is generally a heathen and doesn't believe in his theory about them. :)

*returns to thinking*

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Star Inkbright said...

Skulduggery isn't really a monoluagey book series. -_-

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Star Inkbright said...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I BET MYRNIN IN THE MORGANVILLE VAMPIRES DOES A MONLOUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet he does!!!!

Insane people are GREAT for monolauges. :)

I ADORE Myrnin. I love insae characters (not because 'they're insane and I've decided I like insanity for the sake of it'. Because I love thinking about the emotions and stuff connected with insanity.)

Hey dammit. Brb. D:

#ChaseForBOokNine

Queen Flora Ophelia of the Flowers; Leader of the New Land of Stickers; Prophet of the New Order; General of the Shadow People said...

HELLOOO EVERYONE :)

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Lucy, Star. [hugs]

Huh.

I kinda see monologues not as talking to oneself, but to the audience. I guess that's just theatre, though, not English.

New post on my name-project blog. :-)

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Star Inkbright said...

I've only read up to book four though, because they don't have them in the library. I buy the next one whenever I visit a bookshop (with the intention of buying books. Not signings-wise), but y'know.

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Flora [hugs]

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

fABI my name looks totally awesome. you are so awesome.

Star Inkbright said...

@Fabi: That's what I meant. *facepalm*
It is talking to the audience/reader, but what I mean is, I think it only counts as a monolouge if people are not talking to any characters.

Yes.

*facepalm*

So if a character talked to themselves, it would count as a monolauge for homework purposes.

AND HUNTER DOESN'T TALK TO HIMSELF, HE TALKS TO NO ONE.

When I just think out loud, and everyone at school asks me if I'm talking to myself, I say I'm talking to anyone who'll listen. :)

*flicks throguh TMV*

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Star Inkbright said...

HI FLORA!

Oh dammit. Just remembered my supposed-to-be-distant-ness. -_-

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Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Oh, okay:(
I'll do something for Alice and Wonderland then. I found something for that:)

Haha, I'm excellent at rambling about nothing when no one really cares: that's my talent! XD

Wb, Clover!
Hi, Florrraaaaa!!!!!! *ninjaeroplanemunches*
^I got bored of ninjaeroplanetacklehugs;D

OMG THAT IS SO JEPIC FABI D:

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Brave, Hi Ieni.

Thanks. [randomlytacklehugs]

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Luciana said...

Actually... I'm going to go, bye...

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Bye Lucy... [hugs]

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Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Bye, Luci:( *hugs*

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Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Going myself now to do some piano practice:)
Byebye! *hugs*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Going for lunch.

Bye, anyone who's still here and anyone who isn't. [hugs]

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

I'm crying.
I LOVE MYRNIN SO MUCH.

*is horribly distracted from whast I was doing*

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

Can everyone check out my blog.

Queen Flora Ophelia of the Flowers; Leader of the New Land of Stickers; Prophet of the New Order; General of the Shadow People said...

Hey, sorry! Got distracted by danisnotonfire :P hello to everyone that said hello :)

Also, Luce says she's sorry for suddenly leaving, she's just a bit down right now

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Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi all! How are you?

#ChaseForBook9

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hello?

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Back from lunch. :-)

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

Hi Fabi

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Are we near the end of the page

Queen Flora Ophelia of the Flowers; Leader of the New Land of Stickers; Prophet of the New Order; General of the Shadow People said...

Hello! Got distracted again :3

How's everyone?

#ChaseForBook9

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*screams*

EXCLUSIVE ONE DIRECTION NEWS ON BEAT IN A FEW MINUTES OMG I'M CRYING PLEASE BE AN EXTRA CONCERT OH DEAR LORD

#ChaseForBook9

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

I'm fine Lia. Yourself?

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

IS TAYLOR SWIFT COMING TO IRELAND. ahhshshsshhshhahahrsdetwgyb8qdem jhnmws4enmnsxegxgde ugbdxynb xhjunmsxgxd

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Brave. Fifty-something comments to go before the end of the page.
Hi Flora I'm okay-ish, you?
Hi Mara. :-)

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Rhydian

#ChaseForBook9

Elder Arratay Shadows said...

Fabi!!! Hi. Sorry about last time, I was a mess. I'm much better now, but he hasn't even LOOKED at me yet. I'm gonna talk to him tomorrow.
#ChaseforBook9 bye!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Mbd.

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Queen Flora Ophelia of the Flowers; Leader of the New Land of Stickers; Prophet of the New Order; General of the Shadow People said...

I'm good thanks, guys :)

Aw! I freaking LOVE Taylor Swift! <3 but I've already used up all my concert allowance :( :P

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Hi Arra, It's okay. [hugs]
Hopefully everything will sort itself out soon.

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

Brave, can you do me a favour and put the tag in your comments please.

Everyone needs to get involve.

#ChaseForBook9

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Em! Have you turned your world into a server?

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I missed Death didn't I? *sighs* I guess I'll never get to dice with death. (get it?) :(

#ChaseForBook9

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Oh soz Em ya i will
#ChaseForbookNine

And Em, were friends again right?

Ulcabhán Brave said...

Em omg i have an awesome idea. Make a blog about the chase for book nine thing and post what its about. Then tweet the link to derek. He will more than likley have a glance at it.
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Emerald Melody said...

Of course we're friends Brave, always have been.

And no Rhydian, I just have not got the smarts to do it so I'm gonna keep building the world and hope that someone can build a server for the world.

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

"Myrnin had shown her the journals, too, with all his research conducted over the last seventy years into the vampires' sickness. It was chilling, the way his notes degenerated from merticulous to scrawls at the end, and sometimes into monsense."
-
"It was stupid, but she hated leaving him like this, with all the light going out his eyes and the clouds of fear and confusion rolling in."
-
"Someday, he won't come back. He'll just be the beast."
"Oh, don't fret about the cage. It's for your precaution, of course. Since Samuel isn't here to watch over you . . . Amelie's idea I can't say that really approve."
MERE TWENTY MINUTES OR SO LATER:
"Can you tell me why I'm in this cage?" He sounded odd now, strangely calm with something underneath. Claire pulled in a deep breath and kepy looking in the drawers. She didn't look directly at him. "I don't like cages. Bad things have happened to me in cages."
"Amelie says you have to stay in there for a while," she said. "Remember? It's to help us."
"I don't remember." His voice was warm and soft and regretful. "I'd like to get out of here. Could you open it, please?"
-
"I wasn't always like this, Claire. Please understand. Unlike many of my kind, I never wanted to be a monster. I only wanted to learn, you see, and this was a way to learn forever."
-
"I do all right on my own, Claire, or at least there's rarely anyone for me to harm. Amelie will send someone to look after me. And I usually can't leave here, once I . . . forget things. It's too difficult for me to find the keys, and can't remember how to use them once I have them."
-
"But Claire, attend; already, my muscles disobey me. Soon I won't be able to walk, and then my voice will lock in my throat. And then blindness, and madness, and I will end my days locked in a black, dark place, screaming silently as I starve."
-
"She hated this. She hated that Myrnin could change like this, go from enemy to friend in the space of a singal second. Which one was real? Or was any of it?"
-
"It was like a child's game, only deadly serious."
-

HE KEEPS FORGETTING WHO SHE IS AND SHE KEEPS HAVING THE EXPLAIN "I'm Claire. I'm your student" OVER AND OVER AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNN. D:
Although notice, it goes from "apprentice" and "student" to "friend" after a few timesssssssss. :)

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

Hi.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I am so depressed.

The news was just... depressing.

"And now for boyband news-"

*screams*

"One Direction have been twerking at their concerts!"

*silence*

Me: "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM. I AM NOT STUPID. I AM A DIRECTIONER. I KNOW THIS HAPPENED. I WAS NOTIFIED /WEEKS/ AGO."

*walks away, muttering*

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

#ChaseForBookNine

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Would it be a bad question to ask if I wanted to know what twerking was?

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

Guys we NEEEEEED derek to see that we all want chase in Book nine. I was thinking if we put chase for book nine at the end of our names and all had the same profile pic saying chase for book nine.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Gtg now. BYE!!!!!!!!

#ChaseForBook9

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

That's a good idea Brave! Really going now.

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

I gtg guys.... ill be on either later or tomorrow bye

Ulcabhán Brave said...

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Ulcabhán Brave said...

BYE.

Aisling Dubh said...

Hello

I'm trying to think of things that I want for my birthday. It's not going so well.

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Queen Flora Ophelia of the Flowers; Leader of the New Land of Stickers; Prophet of the New Order; General of the Shadow People said...

Sorry I disappeared! Had to restart my laptop -.- *Flora is not pleased*

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Ais, I get that too, I call it wanter's block.

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Aisling Dubh said...

That is a very good name for it Trip *nods*

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Star Inkbright said...

I think I'm here now.
But playlistsssssssssssssssssssssss.
So.

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Aisling Dubh said...

Hi Star

#ChaseForBook9

Star Inkbright said...

@Trip: OHMYSGOSH, THAT NAME IS FANTASTIC. *Nialldles*

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Star: I-It is? Are you sure you aren't overreacting just a little?

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Aisling Dubh said...

Trip she's not overreacting. It IS a fantastic name. :)

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Aisling Dubh said...

Gtg night bye

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Really? Well as I said to Star before, you're too kind. Both of you. Even you Star. I know you won't respond but you are. I know you won't hear a word of it but you really are. You're too kind.

#ChaseForBook9

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Bye Ais!

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Star Inkbright said...

I am hearing. As Hunter says . . . No, /I/ say it, he doesn't. *frowns*

Sorry, losing track of what's me and what's him. I'M LOSING A BIT MORE OF MYSELF PIECE BY PIECE, IT'S SCARY.

I am hearing, and I am thinking about it.

And, um.

Okay, read this paragraph to the end before judging.

I AM too kind. If someone asks me to swap teams with them in PE, I will, even if I've swapped myself out of the team my friend was in, and then my friend's all abandoned, and then I feel terrible becuase, y'know, I basically just delibrately separated myself from her and she's awesome and she'll think I don't like her or summat AND IT HAPPENED TO ME THE OTHER DAY AND WHEN THE PERSON ASKED TO SWAP TEAMS WITH ME I WAS LIKE HELP WHAT DO I DO BECAUSE I FEEL GUILTY EITHER WAY AND ARGH.
Anyway, my point is, I AM too kind, and because of that, people get hurt, and the main person who repeatedly gets hurt is me, but other people get hurt alsooooooo, and it sucks. :) MAJOR CHARACTER FLAW, RIGHT THERE.
And when I first denied being too kind at you I stared at it and thought about it for a while first, because I AM too kind, but on the other hand, I hadn't been at all too kind with what I'd said, just utterly truthful.
So I denied it, because I hadn't been too kind THEN.
I am too kind, but I'm not being too kind to youuuuuuuuuu. :)

Yes? :)

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yes, really I was unjust using a turn of phrase, but then I kind of realised it was true, and then fought for the truth.
But as for the team stuff, I guess that's one of life's unwinable situations, you can't make everyone happy, so just make everyone as happy as possible.

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

If you're doing something that's making everyone happy, you're doing it wrong~

#ChaseForBook9

As my good friend Shauna would say...<3

Star Inkbright said...

You're awesome. :)

I know. Just makes me feel like a less extreme watered-down version of the Master of Jordan College. :)
(Because he has to make terrible decisions, and great harm will be caused whichever option he picks, but maybe if he picks one slightly less harm will be caused than if he picks the other).
Meh. It wasn't serious and was forgotten baout in five seconds. XD

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Star Inkbright said...

@Mara: DAMMIT. :)
That saying is annoying in its truthfulness. :)
DAnke. :)

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Ugh... ||==:|-|~|~||=:|||=_|~-||=||=|||||:|||==|===_||-> :-(

Hi...ish. Msd.

[hugs anyone who wants a hug]

#ChaseForBook9

Queen Flora Ophelia of the Flowers; Leader of the New Land of Stickers; Prophet of the New Order; General of the Shadow People said...

Anyone hereeeeee?

#ChaseForBook9

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Bye...

[flails around a bit, hugging anyone who comes on later]

[vanishes]

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Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Oh, just as someone comes on, too...

Sorry Flora. :-( [hugs]

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Queen Flora Ophelia of the Flowers; Leader of the New Land of Stickers; Prophet of the New Order; General of the Shadow People said...

No worries Fabi :) *hugs*

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Jophiel said...

*Waves*
Seeing how it is the seventeenth in other countries now, I think I should still be on...
*Grins*
I'm officially 15...
*Shudders*

Jophiel said...

Also, why did Snowy (I'm calling you that now... For that ded...) ded to me because it's my birthday... It is a day of mourning...

Emerald Melody said...

Stupid Dublin Daes...

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Queen Flora Ophelia of the Flowers; Leader of the New Land of Stickers; Prophet of the New Order; General of the Shadow People said...

What's up Em?

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Jophiel said...

EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Hugs*
How are you?!!!

Emerald Melody said...

My poxy book is what is up, I'm just gonna kill them all for the craic...

*hugs Death*
Hey Aussie sis, I'm doing okay. You doing fine??

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Jophiel said...

Yeah, Deathy just witnessed her fifteenth birthday... Otherwise, Deathy is fine!
*Hugs*
Is there anything I can help with?

Emerald Melody said...

Yeah blow them all up...

Well apart from Deacon.

Ah don't mind me, I'm just finding it a task and a half to increase my words and change some of the scenes, but it has to be right for publishing submissions I suppose.

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Queen Flora Ophelia of the Flowers; Leader of the New Land of Stickers; Prophet of the New Order; General of the Shadow People said...

Sometimes with my writing, when I'm hating it, I feel like just killing everyone off too -.-

Don't worry though, your writing is brilliant :)

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yes Death there is! Will you play dice with me? I want to dice with death. (Get it?) But seriously that is something I want to do.

#ChaseForBook9

Emerald Melody said...

It's not really Flora, it's just something pieced together under the peer pressure of my slightly psychotic fandom.

Jesus Christ, I sound like Derek...

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Queen Flora Ophelia of the Flowers; Leader of the New Land of Stickers; Prophet of the New Order; General of the Shadow People said...

If it's Dublin Daes you're talking about then, trust me, it is :)

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