Wow.
Okay, that was one of the most fun competitions I've run so far. The Exquisite Corpse competition is shaping up brilliantly— the standard on display is just mind-boggling— but the Spirit Lake contest has just been fun from start to finish.
So here's what I did.
I collected all of the names of the people who entered, both here on this Blog and on Twitter, and I divided them into bundles. I made sure that each and every one had a valid reason for why they should be a video game character. Some of these reasons made sense. Some were just odd. Some were VERY odd. There are people, both Minions and Ronda Rousey fans, who are just unsettling. I'm not entirely sure how their brains work— if indeed their brains work at all.
To give you a hint of what I've been dealing with, here are a few reasons you people gave. "Because of my neurax worms." "Because I like pie." "Because I'm short.""Because I've watched Robot Wars.""Because I have a psychic elephant.""Because I have a need for speed.""Because I'm not very smart (which will make the player feel better about themselves).""Because I am Dr Who.""Because I sometimes think that I'm the only human being in the world. The rest of you are all aliens.""I would make an awesome video game character because I already AM an awesome video game character.""Because I am actually Lakota (the Spirit Lake people are my Dakota relatives)."
So I divided you all up, and those of you who entered multiple times got your names put into as many groups as possible. From each of these groups, a winner was chosen. The winners were then put into a hat.
(Not an ACTUAL hat, since I don't own one, but a METAPHORICAL hat.)
(Okay, fine, I wrote all your names on a sheet of paper and I let my cat walk on it, and the closest one to where her tail touched down was the winner.)
And sooooo... without further ado... the winner is...
Willow Kowalski!
Yayyyyyyy Willow! The only thing I know about Willow is that she's five years old (so, er, she can wait a few years before she starts reading my books) and she's a Ronda fan... It's a lovely prize, and I can't think of anyone it'd make happier.
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«Oldest ‹Older 2601 – 2800 of 4956 Newer› Newest»Hey Rydian!
Could I get a character Bio for Rhydian? I kind of need it if I'm gonna write him. I'll also get one of Missy. I'll need that.
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Heh. Turture Tortureson. *luaghs so hard my head explodes*
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I'll send you the one for Missy. I'll write my own. May be distant
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Well, it's basically what his name means, anyway. [shrugs] Glad it amuses you.
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I know, but TORTURE TORTURESON!
kk, thnx Rydian. Does anyone have any magical Yorkshire puddings to grow my head back? My headless-ness is annoying me.
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gtg, bye!
DFTBA and #ChaseForBook9
I sincerely apologize for the loss of your head, Trip.
See you.
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Bye Trip!
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Bye Trip!
.....
I don't think I've met Trip...
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Sorry, I poofed! D:
Hello, again!:)
Sorry, I'm distant, working on something for the MC and of course, the usual.
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Hello again Ieni!
Trip was Edward Roberts for a while, but yeah, you might not have.
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Hi, Fabi!:)
How are you?
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I'm okay... [hugs] You?
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*hugs back*
Okay? With a ...? So not really okay?
I'm deciding which movie to watch possibly illegally online.
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DON't BECOME A CRIMINAL LENI! btw does your name begin with I or L?
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An I Rhydian:)
Haha, I don't think it's illegal. Megashare isn't illegal?
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Thanks Ieni! It's confused me for a while now.
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Ieni has a capital i.
I'm not great, but yeah, I'm okay.
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Sorry, slow to comment...
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Got to go now. BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHALL RETURN TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hugs all*
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Haha, loads of people make that mistake:)
*hugs Fabi*
I decided to watch Les Mis, seeing as my friend loves it:)
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Byebye, Rhydian! *hugs*
Hopefully see you tomorrow:)
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Bye Rhydian. [waves]
[hugs Ieni]
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You okay, Mara? [hugs]
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Not really, Fab... *hugs back*
Anything I can help with? [hugs again]
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*hugs Mara*:(
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Probably not... but thanks anyway. *hugs Fabi and Ieni*
I'VE FINALLY DONE IT
I WROTE THE BLOODY PROPOSAL
WELL
SOME OF IT
BUT I'VE DONE IT
FINALLY
SOME OF THE PROPOSAL IS DONE. I'VE SPENT SO LONG WONDERING ABOUT IT AND NOW IT'S DONE
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW AMAZING THIS MAKES ME FEEL, OH MY GOLDEN GOD
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Okay... [hugs back]
Congratulations, Lucy!
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Whoop Luce! :D
What proposal? :P
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I wrote a proposal scene...!
It's cute.
Wanna read it?
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Gtg, bye. [hugs]
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N'AWWWWW!!!
And OH MY WORD, YES. YES I DO.
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And bye bye Fabi! *hugs*
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Bye Fabi! *hugs*
Uh, it's terrible, but here:
A nervous laugh forces itself from my throat, his question sticking in my mind. It’s sort of painful to hear, especially with what I’m about to say to him. I take a deep breath, and allow the words to spill out.
“I thought I told you that marriage wasn’t my thing…” I look down at him, as he kneels on the floor before me, ring in hand. “Remember that day trip we all took to the beach? We all asked each other random questions and one of the questions we asked was “what is your opinion on marriage?” And, well, I was the only one who said marriage didn’t really appeal to me… I said I couldn’t imagine myself being married…” shaking, I tell Zacharia to stand up, with a faint smile on my face.
I can feel an air of disappointment around me as the others’ realise what’s going on. They all expected me to say yes, and probably cry a little, like most people do when being proposed to, but I’m not most people.
Zacharia’s eyes are filled with hurt; I can see it and feel it. If it was silent, I could probably hear his heart shattering to pieces, because I remember when overhearing him say that if he was ever denied me, his heart would break into a million pieces, and that causes me great pain.
As he stands up properly, he’s about to turn around but my idea is too well-through through, and I grab his hand, stepping in closer to him. I briefly press my lips against his and whisper to him the one word answer I’ve been aching to say since before we even got to Australia: “Yes.” I say, loud enough for only him to hear.
I step back again, and the smile on his face proves to be contagious, because I’m now wearing a smile just as happy as his. In this moment, it’s as though none of the others matter, they’re mumbling things – probably deciding what just happened. I focus on Zacharia, and hear a sigh of relief as he places the ring on my finger, allowing me to admire it for just a few moments before pulling me into a hug.
With his arms around me, I begin to speak, “That day at the beach I didn’t say everything I wanted to, you know? Marriage doesn’t appeal to me, with one exception. I can’t imagine myself being married, unless you, Zacharia Parsons, are the man I’m to marry.”
“The words I love you mean nothing compared to what I feel about you.” He replies, pulling me closer to him so that we are so close we may as well be one. When we kiss I know not only that we’re meant to be, but also that he completes me; he’s the missing piece in the puzzle that is my life.
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Jubi, you're epic. c:
VILLANIOUS FOOL! RIPE-MOUTHED CUR! PUNY POTLICKER! ONION-EYED OAF! COWARD! RAVEN STARVER! FILTHY DOG SCUT! BEASTLY TRAITOR! FOX BEARD! TOAD-FACED FOOL! SVINAFELL TROLL!
Sorry, being playing my borther's game for a few hours. :P He needed help, beacuse for the taunts, you have to type out the words as fast as possible and he's really slow at typing. Okay is his best. Usually I got Good, and sometimes got Brutal. I often got brutal on things like FOX BEARD and COWARD. :P
Taunting makes the enemy's morale go down and yours go up, so after that we were easily winning simply by getting their morale down so low they ran away. We were doing Story Mode, so we were the invading Vikings fighting the English, and then we were the English reinforcements who had marhed up from the south in five days fighting the Viking invaders (Battle of Stamford Bridge, I think), and then we were the invading Normans fighting the weary English back in the south at the Battle of Hastings. :)
Rather fun. I never play computer games, so. :P My brother issued all the commands and did all the tactics and fired the archery and fought and charged, my sister reda out the taunts, and I just typed out the taunts like hell. :)
YAY!
Hi! :)
*VILLANIOUS LOUT!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWw LUCE!!!! That's brilliant!!!
Freaking where is a real-life Zacharia Parsons?? He's so sweet!
Oh my word, that was adorable!!
Whenever I write romance scenes it's was like 'I like you' 'Cool. I like you too' 'Sorted'
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That's Zacharia being not so adorable, tbh.
There's a cute scene I like on the plane, with the whole "Your beauty is infinite." thing. I thought that was adorable... c:
Hehe. Thanks, Flora. c:
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Luci, wow. :)
That's amaziggle and so sweet and aw. :)
Sorry for my distance, kiking Jubi and making 1D songs into kid versions. :)
@Mushroom: *blinks* Wow. That was so awesome!!!! :)
Better than any of my proposal scenes in my head. *mutters* *has never actually WRITTEN any proposal scenes* *someting to do with not writing much*
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RIPE-MOUTHED CUR!
*goes back to drawing* My surprise is nearly doneeeeee. :)
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Tell me I'm a screwed up mess!
That I never listen, listen!
Tell me you don't want my kiss!
That you need your distance, distance!
Tell me anything
But don't you say
He's what you're missing, baby!
If he's the reason that you're leavin' me tonight,
Spare me what you think and,
Tell me a lie~
Thanks, guys. Means a lot. :3
I'm terrible with romance, too, so it's something I'm actually sort of proud of... :)
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LOW-BORN ORC!
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You're terrible with romance? *frowns* What???
You're brilliant at it! :O
And you SHOULD be proud of it, oz it's awesome. :)
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*facepalm*
STOP FORGETTING.
Omg. She's Not Afraid<3
She's not afraid of all the attention
She's not afraid of running wild
How come she's so afraid of falling in lo-o-o-o-ove?
She's not afraid of scary movies
She likes the way we kiss in the dark
But she's so afraid of f-f-falling in lo-o-o-o-ove, lo-o-o-o-ove!~
I don't think you understand, Luce. I need you to make Zacharia real, like, NOW. Cheers bbz ;)
And what is this plane scene?! :O What is this from? Like, what story?
And you're not terrible with romance! That just shows!!
I can't even begin to write romance properly. I can write light flirting, when they don't know their feelings yet, but everyone else realises. And I've written a break-up scene! (They had to break up, even though they didn't want to - it's complicated)
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@Mara: :)
I know the tune for all these, omgg. *giggles*
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Five more people. *mutters*
Oh, hey. *blinks*
FLORA! Pick a colour:
Turquoise
Crimson
Orange
Green
Light green
Purple
Pinky-purple
Blue
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Uhm... I'll use my queen of the rainbow people's magical powers to conjure up a Zacharia Parsons;)
It's from ItS (In The Shadows), and it's one of my few chapters that I like... want to read it?
Okay, then, romance is one of my weakest spots with writing. :)
I'm good at break-up scenes, and death scenes and stuff like that, but romance is bleurgh... :P
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I'm good with speech. *nods*
My description is terrible. :P
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ALthough I can do humour, and emotion I thinkkkkkkkkkk, sometimes . . . Yeah. :)
Dammit, now I'm forgetting Chase. D:
Do you know why this is? This is beacuse I was just feeling happy I'd got good at remembering. The world is so cruel, you know? :P
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*remembering it
*laughs at self's faility*
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DID YOU SEE THOSE TINY KIDS ON BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT O.O
THE PRESCHOOLERS
OMGG<3
There isn't a new post or summat, is there?
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No, Mara. We've not watching it. It usually clashes with The Voice. They do it on purpose so people have to pick. -_-
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YOU VILLAINOUS LOUT!
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Hello. I'm alive. Brely. One or two explosions at dinner. No biggy. *Comes in covered in cuts and bruises* I feel light headeeeeeee. *faints*
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downloaddownloaddownloaaaaadddddd
TRIP!!!!!!!! :)
Well, at least you didn't swallow acid. :P *shakes head at Hunter*
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@Star: Ooo, okay....um......Crimson?
@Luce: Yay! Thank you! Zacharia is ALL MINE! mwaahahahahahah :P
And yes please! :D
And ahh fair enough. I find that I can write the major event in a chapter, but then find it hard to write before and after that and make it flow
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*stabs self in hand for being a bad person*
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Serious acid, that is. My pedantricity forced me to point out that fruit juice is acidic, so therefore I drink a lot of acid and am absolutely fine.
Well, actually I feel ill atm, but, uh, yeah. :P
Yeahhhhh . . . that failed. XD
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Ha! What do you take me for? A fool? I wouldn't drink acid, only bleach and filthy water!
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@Flora: Crimson? :) Yay.
And I GET THAT TOO!!!! I can write major stuff, but then as soon as normal stuff comes along, I'm stumped. :P
@Edward: D: *grabs knife off him* NO NO NO NO NO! NO STABBING!!!!! D:
OR I SHALL SET HUNTR UPON YOU, OH YES. :P
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Deacon would straighten Hunter out in no time for you Star... or become bored and kill him. Either way...
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HA! Torture Tortureson! I can't stop laughing at it! Torture Tortureon!!!!
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Too late, already stabbed myself! *shows bloodied hand, smiles.*
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Hi Em!
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@Star: .............What's crimson? Did I pass? :/
And oh good! I'm glad it's not just me!!
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*in high pitched voice* I taste pennies....
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I THINK YOU'LL FIND ZACHARIA BELONGS TO LUCIANA. THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED, YOU KNOW. :P
This is a section of the chapter on the plane:
The bed is cold, but his arms are warm. No matter what, his very presence warms me up inside and out. Ever since getting here, I’ve not been able to sleep in my bed alone, the nightmares have gotten worse. And the only safe place I know is with him. He will stay with me until I fall asleep, all the way until I wake up.
“I love you,” I whisper to him, hugging him tightly.
“I know,” he replies gently,. “But don’t forget to love yourself, too. I didn’t fall for you because I thought you were pretty, you know. I fell for you because I saw the version of you that nobody else thought existed,. I fell for you. I don’t care about your talents in battle, or your way with words that allow you to charm anyone you wish. It wasn’t your perfect figure, those sparkling sea green eyes, your perfect skin or your full lips that caught my eye, either.”
I sit up, allowing myself to study his face. I frown at him, confused. “What do you mean?” I ask.
“You might be a trained killer with the ability to do God knows what, but that doesn’t stop you from having a heart of gold. You actually care about those around you, even when they want you dead.” He brushes my fringe behind my ear. “You’re beautiful, Luciana, in every way that there is.”
I stare at him blankly, confused still. Why would he say something like this to me? I’m not nice. I’m not kind, and I’m not beautiful. I’m not a good person. I’m beginning to wander if he really knows me at all.
“You still don’t believe me, do you?” he smiles.
“No, I don’t.” I admit.
“Well,” he presses his lips against mine, and a warm, safe feeling ripples through my body. The kiss doesn’t last long enough, but the words he whispers in my ear echo around my mind endlessly. “Your beauty is infinite.”
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Cute!
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HA! Torture Tortureson..... HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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TORTURE TORTURESON! OH IT'S JUST SO FUNNY!
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TORTURE TORTURESON! OH IT'S JUST SO FUNNY!
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I think I scared everyone away...
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You've got the words to change a nation
But you're biting your tongue
You spent a lifetime stalking silence
Afraid you'd say something wrong
If no-one ever hears it
How we gonna learn your song?
So come on come on
Come on come on~
EM! Hi. :)
And, pffffff. Hunter is very hard to kill. AND HE WILL NEVER BE STRAIGHTENED OUT! *Nialldles*
*grabs bandages and starts wrapping Trip's hand up*
That's amazing, Mushroom. *hugs*
And, Flora, it was for my surprise thing, so MEH, it's a SURPRISE. :)
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AWW LUCE!! You're freaking killing me!! That was adorable!! :')
And I meant the Zacharia that you're magically making for me is all mine :P
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@Star: Ohh okay, I'm not worried anymore :P
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No I'm here Trip, just having an inner dialogue with Deacon.
He freaks me out at times...
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Plus his name begins with Z, and everyone knows Z is the awesomest letter of the alphabet. :)
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Harry's mine. *strokes picture protectively*
YOu aren't? That's nice. Worry is worry, and if you're worrying, that's worrying. *Nialldles*
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Star you deluded simpleton! It's clearly x!
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Hey Em! *hugs* :)
How's Dublin Daes going? :)
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Hey, Mara. Worrying = wHarrying? :)
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WHAT????? No, Z is the awesomest! For one thing, Ez says so, and for another, it's jst so cool. It looks cool and it sounds cool and it makes the whole word seem cool when it arrives in it. IT'S JUST COOL, AKAY????
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M, R, L, F!!!!!!!! :-P
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I really like this scene...
Again, I try to find some peace through all of the commotion. As usual, when I’m down or upset, I find myself in the kitchen.
The kettle is already full enough for a mug of hot chocolate, so I simply flick it on and take out a large mug from the cupboard. The instant hot chocolate is sat next to the kettle, so I go to get a teaspoon.
Two teaspoons of hot chocolate powder go into my mug, and, when the kettle clicks, I pour water in with it.
I then go to the fridge to grab milk and the whipped cream, because what's hot chocolate without whipped cream?
I stir in some milk, and then finish my hot chocolate off with some whipped cream.
"I think you're missing something."
As soon as I hear this voice, I find myself grinning. "And what could that possibly be?" I ask, not turning around.
"Mini marshmallows!" The voice comes in reply.
"I thought you were going to say something much cheesier than that, Zach." I laugh. "Though, cheese can't taste nice with hot chocolate..."
"I've missed you, Luce." He admits to me. I pick up my mug of hot chocolate, then turn to look at him.
His once young, innocent face now looks far more mature, his clothes are torn and filthy - with what looks like a mixture of blood and mud - and he looks incredibly tired.
I take a sip of my hot chocolate, and the sweetness of it allows me to realise properly how sour this battle is.
I want to talk to Zacharia, to tell him about Livi, but I'm terrified that being in those arms of his would only cause me to open up. And opening up means breaking down.
Right now, though, breaking down is not an option.
By the time I've gotten to the bottom of the mug, everything here has calmed down. Most people have gone to bed, leaving Lynxia on watch and me and Zacharia in the kitchen.
I can feel myself caving in, wanting to tell him what happened, but something stops me.
"Sardonyx is dead." Zacharia says almost too quietly. "She died saving me. And she knew she was going to die if she saved me, but she did it anyway." His face is somehow emotionless, and a searing pain begins to radiate through my body from my chest. I feel guilty for not working it out, but I say nothing at all and allow Zacharia to continue speaking.
"I sat with her when she died. The blow didn't kill her instantly, but it was fatal." His eyes are refusing to meet mine, and that bugs me. "I know hundreds or thousands of people have died in this battle, and I know that we've lost friends, but this hit the hardest. Lucy, I think I understand how you felt before Adonis took you in."
Unlike Zacharia, I'm not great at hiding emotion, not around him. Tears well up in my eyes, and I develop a slight tremor in my hand. I have to tell him.
(Cont.)
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Can you do THIS with z? XD Hmmmmmm?
And where would professor Xavier and his school for gifted youngsters be without x?
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My voice wavers as I speak, "Livi... Livi died." I cry, tightening my grip on the empty mug.
I go on to explain what happened, and how I found her mutilated body. How she was a hero.
“She looked so innocent, in death. Even with her body looking barely human, even with her being laid in a pool of her own blood. She was so young; she had so much to live for, and so much to look forward to.”
But Zacharia offers up no emotion, still.
I fight the urge to smash the mug, and turn to put it in the sink, doing everything I can to stop myself from smashing it. Doing everything I can to contain my anger. I’m not sure what I’m angry at – Livi, for dying? Whoever killed her? Adonis for bringing us here? Zacharia for not seeming to care? Or maybe I’m just angry at myself, for letting Livi hang back. Maybe I’m angry at myself because it was entirely my fault, really. I asked for her with me during the battle. I made it so Livi Delicae – my best friend – would accompany me until the last leg. I was selfish, because I couldn’t think of winning this battle without my best friend by my side.
I was selfish, and it’s my fault that Livi is dead. It’s my own fault she’s gone.
“Luce…” Zacharia sighs, and his muscular arms wrap around my body in an embrace from behind, and his breath is warm on my neck.
Tears are still pouring from my eyes; even being with Zacharia doesn’t help because I just lost my best friend, the one I went to whenever anything happened.
“You know, they say that when words are lost, the next best thing is a hug. Because hugs are worth more than a thousand words and can heal wounds that words never will.” His voice is so strong, and his words just as powerful. I often wish I could be as strong as him.
“How do you cope, Zach?” I ask him through the tears.
“I have you.” He tells me, kissing the back of my neck softly. “I cope by having someone there for me no matter what, someone I can fight for, someone I can love. I cope because I have you, and you have me. We’re there for each other, because we’re opposites and equals, remember?”
“Like Yin and Yang.” I smile.
“Like Yin and Yang.” He repeats, hugging me tightly.
In that moment I know that everything will be okay so long as I have Zacharia. Livi might not be here, but she can’t get hurt, now. Livi is probably in a place better than here, where conflict is minimal and life is sweet. Being in Zacharia’s arms makes me realise how powerful love truly is.
No matter how much you may want to deny it, love is the strongest form of magic in the world. Love is powerful, and true love will get through anything and everything.
“Everything will be okay as long as we’re together.” He tells me, and his voice is so soft that I can’t help but believe him. It will be okay. We will be okay. I will be okay.
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Luciana: Mwuuuuh? :(
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. . . *clngs onto rock to stop self being blown away* *is blown away anyway*
Damn you, Mushroom. :P
YOu're just so damn good at writing/ :)
That was absolutely FANTASTIC. :)
HI FABI! *waves*
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Lucy, that scene is really beautiful, both sad and sweet. I can see why you like it.
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Star - YES. Omg.
Harrd. C:
HI STAR [waves back]
Hello Trip!
Hi Lucy!
Greetings, Mara!
Salutations Em!
Hiya, Flora!
Aloha, anyone else who may or may not be here,
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YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams*
MUSHROOM, I JUST REALISED, YOU BLEW ME AWAY SO MUCH I GOT BLOWN ALL THE WAY TO AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances* *Hugs* THANK YOU!!!!
*wanders around looking for Adelaide, Melbourne, Sydney, Perth, or wherever Death lives* *finds a load of desert* Er. :P
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...
NOOOO LIVI DX
OH MY GOD.
LUCE.
SERIOUSLY.
YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE.
AHHHHHHHHHH
THAT WAS BRILLIANT!!!!!
I NEED TO READ MORE OF YOUR WRITING.
LIKE, NOW.
KTHANKSBYE.
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Hi Fabi!
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I THINK I FOUND EVE!!!!!!!!!! *screams*
Oh wait. It was another random rock. Sorry, false alarm. :P *carries on searching*
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What's the new land of stickers?
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STAR STAR STAR
I have Gone reserved in the library! :)
*scowls* Couldn't you have blown me a bit more in THAT direction? *tries to point* *doesn't know where on earth I'm meant to be pointing to* Ummm . . .
Sorry. I just want to go to Australia! D:
Amazing writing, did I mention? :)
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@Mara: *screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeams* *bounces around on cactus* Yayyyyyyyyyy! :)
Thank you! *hugs*
I like the realism of it. *Nialldles*
Has anyone noticed that in serieses, the first book and the last book are usually worse than the middle ones . . .? :/
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*runs into Blogland with dynamite*
HEEEEREEE'S ZAFFY!!!
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*smiles* Uh, thanks guys... I thought it was okay, but I didn't think it was that good... *laughs* You're all too nice to me. <3
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S***! *Shoots dynamite with cyberpunk laser pistol*
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Hiiii, Zaf! [waves]
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*it explodes Edward*
Hehehhe!
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MY FATHER ATE MY SKITTLES DX
I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY HUMAN CIVILISATION FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUl. AUSTRALIA IS ONLY LIKE A TINY DOT!!!
Oh wait, that's Malta. :P Has anyone ever seen Malta on a map of Eurpoe? It's just this titchy blob! It's like awwwwwwww. :)
Well, so long as Australia isn't massive country about the size of the whole of Europe, I'm happy! :)
. . .
Oh dammit, it is. D:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*punches sand and carries on searching*
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First you blow up my country! And now my face? Have you no respect for me at all? Hrmf!
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@Mara: O_O THAT SUCKS! D:
Hey Zaf! :)
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So, what's the new land of stickers?
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THE KILLERSSSSSSS
Mr Brightside is Jesypic. :)
Hello, people of Bloglandia! I come bearing brownies. *gives all brownies, wearing gently serene expression* come, let us eat together in peace and harmony.
*takes Zafira's dynamite away* You don't need that when you have true joy, my dear.
Please don't blow up Aus. You'll kill billions of innocent grains of sand! D:
Oh yeah, and me. :P
#ChaseForBookNine
Yes it is Mara. Yes it is.
BUT WHAT IS THE NEW LAND OF STICKERS?
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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRA! *tacklehugs*
@Mushroom: What? How are we too nice? =We're not, we're being the right amount of nicety. *Nialldles*
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Star - And the worst thing is, HE'S AT HIS HOUSE. EATING MY SKITTLES. AND I'M AT MY MUM'S HOUSE. WHILE HE'S TEXTING ME. ABOUT EATING MY SKITTLES. *scowls*
*frowns at Flora* ... What IS the New Land of Stickers!?
Mara, e-mail.
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Your Dad sounds like a lot of fun.
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@Mara: . . . BVKGDQWBGRFKJ<NBRLWBF<WEBVWF<B!!!!!!!!!!
DAMMMIT. D:
KALHJA<K. D:
I find it hard to tell you good advice for the situation, except, uh, keep your Skittles with you at all times?
*vulture-from-Ice-Age-2-voice* All unattended Skittles will be eaten!
#ChaseForBookNine
The New Land of Stickers is the New Land of Stickers.
(Created when the Great War of the Stickers was fought.)
NO NO NOT MY DYNAMITE!!!!
*cries*
First Derek forces me to stop exploding Ireland now you take my dynamite?
MENTAL ASSAULT ON AN ELDER!!!!
#ChaseForBook9
Buy some more, Mara? D:
£1 for a tear-and-share bag from my local Tescos.
£2.05, however, for a tear-and-share bag at my local McColls. WHAT A RIP-OFF. And 79p for the little packets!!!
Yeah.
BUY THEM FROM TESCOS!!!
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N'aww Luce, but it IS brilliant! We're not just being nice!
And forget what I said earlier. I just found a romance scene which I wrote?! Like WHAT. I can hardly remember writing it :P
And well...this New Land of Stickers is.....uh.....*shifty eyes whilst I try to make something up*...super top secret?...yup *nods*...so y'know...not much can be said about it....apart from the fact that it's awesome....yeah...that's all I got.
#ChaseForBook9
No dynamite is needed when the world is at peace, Zafira. *Smiles serenely* You are blessed with many resources. Use them for good, not explosions.
*takes calm down gun from behind the bar. Shoots Zafiara,*
Oh Golden God. The great war of the stickers. A vicious, bloody war. Terrible.
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We arent at peace we're at war with Ireland!
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I need a title. I really do.
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NO! NOOOOOOOOO YOU SHALL NOT PASS! *sends up shield while tries to save Zaffy*
DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
*Sends ball of electricity towards Trip*
Msd.
I thought you sad the great war of the sickness for a moment then, Trip. :P
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!
OPEN UP YOUR HATE, AND LET IT FLOW INTO ME!
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!
YOU MOTHER GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!
YOU FUCKER GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!
MADNESS IS THE GIFT, THAT HAS BEEN GIVEN TO ME!
*goes to actually listen to DWTS*
#ChaseForBookNine
Sorry I poofed.....
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That's better.
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Okay... be calm... it's not like my friend shot my other friend, nOOoo. *mutters to self while calls Kenspeckle*
*attacks Trip*
*climbs tree and explodes Trip again*
#ChaseForBook9
*sees ball of electricity* Ah! *makes sheild of energy, stops ball of electricity* BLOG FIGHT!
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I guess I'll go again... Bye...
#ChaseForBook9
MUAHAHA! *turns into panther* DIE TRIP DIIIE!!
*sends more electricity*
*Draws sword, fills with soul energy then slashes at Arratay*
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NO, FABI STAY!!!!!!!!
*slashes again and again.* I CAN NOT LOSE!###ChaseForBook9
*blocks* So that's how you wanna play, huh? *summons sword after turning human once more* HAAAAAAAA! *Attacks better than Tanith could do*
I have to go! But I'll be back soon, promise! <3
#ChaseForBook9
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I literally have NO IDEA what's going on.
Somebody help me. PLEASE. I feel like I'm going to get dragged into a fight which I do not want to be a part of.
I'm a pacifist! Keep away!!
#ChaseForBook9
Bye Luce! :)
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Aw, bye Lucy! I may have to go soon as well...
*Shoots Trip with arrow* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
You think TANITH would be an even meagre threat to me? FOOL! *cuts sword in half with soul energy sword then ripples energy at Arra*
#ChaseForBook9
*hides* I WOULD PARTICIPATE, BUT MY DISTANCE PREVENTS ME SOMEWHAT. :/
#ChaseForBookNine
Okay, we won't blogattack you. Is this your first blogfight?
*Tackles Trip, sets his head on fire*
Bye Luciana! *fires lasers at Arra*
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*ducks*
*puts hair out with energy water, then lifts Arra up with energy*
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Ha! You cannot beat me, fool! I have Skulduggery on my side! *Skulduggery steps out of nowhere* Fear the wrath of the Skeleton Detective!
I ded to my minion hobbits! For being my minions! And second breakfast! Gotta love second breakfast! *goes back to fighting*
#ChaseForBook9
Hello. I have to kill you, you hurt my WIFE! DIE, FOOL!
*crushes Skullduggery with energy* What kind of a wrath was that?!
#ChaseForBook9
Sorry, Skuldugggery took my comput-AAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! NO NONONONONONONO! *is pained*
Who's wife did I hurt? *punches Arra*
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NO. You. Do. Not. Touch. Skulduggery. EVER.
*goes scarily quiet, then rips Trip apart. With her mind.*
*holds self together with energy. Is in a lot of pain.*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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I am Skulduggery's wife, of course! He borrowed my computer breifly. Why am I talking to a dead body? *walks away*
DIE, BLASPHEMER!
*kills Trip. Horribly.*
*stops being ripped apart* Lets end this...
#ChaseForBook9
*doesn't die horribly* Shoots Arra with Cyberpunk laser revolver.
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How? *blocks, shoots Trip with Skul's revolver*
g2g... *kills Trip* IF YOU DON"T STOP I"LL SET JUBI ON YOU AFTER GIVING HER CAFFINATED SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!
*explodes Sanguine*
YAY
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*blinks* You guys are two OP agaiinst me. *briefly considors becoming a character*
*jumps into battle waving sword, trying to decide who to attack*
IT!!!!!
IS!!!!
MY!!!!
BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@Duck: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! CONGRATS! *hugs*
#ChaseForBookNine
*Blocks bullet with energy sheild. Holsters cyberpunk laser revolver. Cuts Star's sword in half with soul energy sword*
Congrats Duck!
*Slashes at Star*
#ChaseForBook9
[randomly repairs Star's sword with metal magic]
[is sort of lurking, but not really here, likely to explode from anger sometime in the next few minutes]
#ChaseForBook9
*cuts Star' sword in half again* Grrrrrr...
#ChaseForBook9
*blinks* *blocks Trip with flamethrower then fires said flamethrower at him*
#ChaseForBookNine
DIEDIEDIE*spreads mayhem, then goes until tommorow.*
BYE!
[re-repairs Star's sword]
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*hugs Fabi* Hope you feel better and calmer soon. :(
#ChaseForBookNine
Happy birthday Duck!
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Happy birthday, Duck.
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BYE! Aw fridge I'm on fire! *puts self out with water energy* Youch. Spews fire energy from hand at Star.
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:( FOURS ARRA!
@Fabi: Thanks! *hugs*
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