A few days left of this rewrite, and the book will be done. DONE!
In the meantime, I shall be collecting all the names of those who entered the Spirit Lake competition, and should have a winner in a day or two. In other news?
In other news, this Friday, right here on this Blog, I shall be unveiling the COVER of Last Stand of Dead Men...
Prepare yourselves.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1401 – 1600 of 4966 Newer› Newest»BYE DUCK! *throws shoe at his back*
*giggles maniacly* BLOG FIIIGHT!!!!!!
*Attacks Star* DIE, MORTAL SCUM!
BYE DUCKKKK
Might Suddenly Disappear Without Any Warning Whatsoever, And Might Not Be On As Much Tomorrow Either.
Msdwawwamnboamte. *nods*
WHEEEE! *turns into flying picklepony, dive-bombs Mara*
This is how it works, Mara. [hugs]
Aaiiiieeee! Earworm!
[Sings]
This is how it works
You're young until you're not
You love until you don't
You try until you can't
You laugh until you cry
You cry until you laugh
And everyone must breathe
Until their dying breath
On the radio-oh-oh
On the radio oh-oh
EEEEEE!
#ChaseForBook9
Bye Duck
#ChaseForBook9
BOLG FIGHTS RRRUUULLLEEE!
*whispers* Someone please join in, I'll look stupid if i'm just attacking people by my self... *PLEASE*
*side-steps* *watches Arra dive-bomb into grass*
*teleports into mini treehouse*
I HERE BY CALL THIS TREEHOUSE MARA'S TREEHOUSE. *is proud*
I LOVE THAT SONG, FABI! XD
:(FOURS DUCK!
YAAAAY HOW YA DOIN' *beams*
Ain't got no time for what you think can be described as love!~
I STEALS YOUR TREEHOUSE! *stumbles in a circle, shakes off mud and attacks Mara in treehouse*
IT IS STUCK IN MY HEAD
And all the styrofoam
Began to melt away
We tried to find some worms
To aid in the decay
I am having to leave soon-ish...
#ChaseForBook9
O.O
^
:D Panda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns into panda after pickleponying Maraness*
*hits Arra with blade of grass* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
#ChaseForBookNine
NOOOOOOO STAY AND BLOG FIGHT WITH US
*peers at Arra from inside treehouse*
YOU CAN'T BECAUSE ONLY TELEPORTERS CAN COME IN HERE BECAUSE THERE ARE NO DOORS, ONLY VERY TEENY HOLES TO SEE THROUGH! SO HA! *sticks out tongue*
*raps with Missy Elliot*
BRAND NEW SONG HERE YEAH YEAH MISSY WITH LITTLE MIX
*is hit with a blade of grass* YEEEEEEEEESSSS! *pickleponys star*
AND I ALSO HAVE TO GO, LIKE, NOW . . .
SO MSD. D:
#ChaseForBookNine
OK I dedicate this page to
SPPB!!!!!!!! xDD
yup!! I'M BRINGIN IT BACK!! WHOO! *runs around in circles*
*Stops* Ok... Ahem...
I also dedicate this page to #ChaseForBook9, FRIIIDDAAYYY, summer, Mara, Fabi, Star, Luci, Tay, Ari, Duck, Ieni, and EVERYONE ELSE BECAUSE I'M TOO TIRED TO THINK OF EVERYONE ELSE! THOSE WERE JUST THE PEOPLE WHO COMMENTED RECENTLY SO THEY WERE THE FIRST PEOPLE THAT CAME TO MIND. ok.
I ALSO ded to THE COVER UNVEILING, friends, F.R.I.E.N.D.S., Doctor Who 50th Anniversary, Sherlock Season 3, Merlin (again... *sobs*), Blue!, and the winner of the Spirit Lake competition thingy, and HAPPY LLAMA SHOES!
AWW... Bye. :( :)
So Hunter could get in there. *nods*
*screams* *onionhorses Arra*
Gtg, bye! *teleports out of treehouse* *hugs everyone* *teleports away, singing random 1D and LM songs*
NEVER GET BACK I'M TIRED OF LISTENIN'!~
:)
Skulduggery Pleasant Peanut Butter?
Aw, bye Mara! *is onionhorsed*
XD Love it!
I AM NOT JUST SAYING THIS BECAUSE I WANT TO I ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO. :-(
Bye...
You listen to it twice
'Cause the DJ is asleep
On the radio
On the radio
On the radio - uh oh
On the radio - uh oh
On the radio - uh oh
On the radio
#ChaseForBook9
That's what SPPB means now. *nods*
Aw. Every body is leaving... that's ok, i goota go soon to. msd.
:( FOURS MARA!
Hmm.
I SHALL EAT PEANUT BUTTER ON TOAST TOMORROW.
Thank you, Arra. :)
No. SPPB stands for SHERLOCK'S PIPE AND PATCH BRIGADE!
MAHU FOR THE WIN xP
Otherwise, nice ded. [pokes]
NOW BYE
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NO. MAHU MUST DIIIIEEEEEEEE! *stabs MAHU murderously with a spoon*
BYE FABI!!!!! *supermegagoodbyetacklehugsofdoom*
#ChaseForBook9
SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT PEANUT BUTTER.
g2g now, bye. b back l8r, maybe.
FOURS FABI! :(
*stabs SPPB with a FORK*
bye fabi!
*Stabs Star with a spoon* DEVIL WORSHIPPER!!!!!!!
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BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!! *stabs Jubi with knife*
YOU- *tries to think up and insult* LLAMA SHOE!!!!
*Grabs the knife in my chest and pulls it out* FOR SPPB!!!!!!!!!! *stabs Star*
*pulls knife out of chest and whacks Jubi over the head with it*
[DEFENDS MAHU WITH AN UMBRELLA]
Look out! Look out!
There's something evil twitchin
In your kitchen
Oogly boogly
Silverware
Everywhere
They're terrible horrible spoons!
Love you, Mara. [hugs]
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I AM NOT HERE OKAY
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*kicks at Star's Legs and grabs knife* *Slashes up the umbrella* DIE!! DIE!!! DIEE!!!!!!!! *reaches into pocket and pulls out a stale brownie* I promised I would only use this in case of an emergency. This is the PERFECT time. *Grins and eats brownie* *Grins wider* AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *brutally murders all the umbrellas in the world*
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*Laughs like a maniac* *runs at Star*
MURDERER
[Roars]
[is seriously not here now]
*Glares at Anna* I'M A CRAZY JUBI ON A SUGAR HIGH!!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?!
[Attempts to bite Jubi's head off]
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BYE
#ChaseForBook9
*Slashes knife at the Fabiosaurus*
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[MELTS KNIFE INTO LITTLE DROPLETS THAT BOUNCE UP AND DOWN ON JUBI'S HEAD BEING REALLY ANNOYING]
[VANISHES IN A CLOUD OF PURPLE AND BLACK GLITTER]
#ChaseForBook9
*Yellow glitter
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MYY KNNIIIFFEE!!!!!!!!!! *pulls out plastic serrated plastic knife*
#ChaseForBook9
*Plastic only said one time...
Thrust Ominous is barely a name.
And, it's friday somewhere
THRUST!!!!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
#ChaseForBook9
DAMMIT! MY CHOCOLATE HIGH'S GONE!!! I guess stale brownies don't last as long..
*Looks around* It seems that everyone has poofed....
OK
*poofs*
Oh, no... I am responsible for the brutal murder of all the umbrellas in the WORLD... Brelly! *cries*
You got that brownie form ME, didn't you? A few days ago?
*grins* YUP!
I saved that brownie I took before I poofed :D
#ChaseForBook9
NOW i must poof for real... -_-
BYE!
NO STAY!!!!
Dang it...
Anyway,
DEREK, READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
There will be a HUGE book expo-thingy on Saturday the first in New York City. Will you be there?
On a different note;
I LOVE your books, I even MARRIED one of your lead characters, (see my name).
:)P
*smiles hopefully*
bye, peeps. gotta go...
Aw, bye Ara!
No point in being here then, but might be distantly here if someone else shows up.
#ChaseForBook9
YELLOW!
No one?
m'kay
Aloha?
#ChaseForBook9
FABI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
#ChaseForBook9
Hi Jubi.
[Stabs]
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ouch....
*glares and Pulls out knife*
meenie
*Pulls out serrated plastic knife and swiipes at Fabi*
#ChaseForBook9
[Uses metal magic to pull metal knife out of Jubi's hand and uses it to slice the plastic knife in half]
#ChaseForBook9
You are not being nice, Fabi.... *Tosses away the remains of the butter knife and kicks in the stomach*
#ChaseForBook9
So murdering countless innocent umbrellas and bananas is nice?
No, you're right. Fabi is not being nice. That's probably because she's writing from the perspective of a not-so-nice character just now. Sorry about that...
[Is kicked in stomach]
[falls backwards and goes into something like candle yoga pose, kicking feet up at Jubi's face]
*#ChaseForBook9
*frowns* But... THAT WASN'T ME! THAT WAS THE JUBIOSAURUS! AND THE UMBRELLAS WAS THE BROWNIE!
*Grabs Fabi (orwhatev ercharactersheisatthemoment)'s ankle and twists*
#ChaseForBook9
*whatever
The brownie was in your stomach.
[kicks ankle free and shoulder rolls to a standing position.]
[Darts forward to punch Jubi in the stomach]
#ChaseForBook9
Well... I guess so...
*Is kicked in the stomach*
*wheezes* but look! *Coughs and pulls out an umbrella* i saved this one!
#ChaseForBook9
[vanishes in a puff of evil-looking smoke]
Back when I'm hopefully not evil.
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BYEBYE FABIIII
forced to wait... derek, it's friday.... and i am tired
I think he meant friday UK time...
but it technically IS friday in the UK so.....
DEREK!!! WHERE IS IT?!?!
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heyy jui, whats up?
*jubi
wbd, in chinese
SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
hi.
Not much ^^ How bout you?
oh wait.... don't answer that... you just said... xD
Hi...?
[Waves sleepily]
#ChaseForBook9
Heh, I should be using this account, sorry,
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hi fabi
hi fabi
:/... double post...
english is... engishy
Hello Snow! How're you?
#ChaseForBook9
bored...
english is.... okay.... not book reports though
Hm. I actually like English.
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no, i like english... just not book reports
reading "blueback".... i have read it like... 10(?) times already
just while i've been waiting for the class
well... i say read... i meen skimmed...
anyhow... green
[nods]
ahem... i am WAY to active
wbd
We don't do "book reports," we do "book projects." So we can, like act out a scene from the book with some volunteers, draw a map of where it takes place, make a treasure box full of items from the book, et cetera. It's actually kinda fun. That's for free choice reading, though. The ones we're assigned have worksheets. They're not bad books, though. We did Hamlet. :-)
#ChaseForBook9
Sorry I'm slow! Just got back from four hours at the studio (not all of it dancing, some of it was being a pirate and/or super-pink-shiny-bat-butterfly but still) and I'm really tired.
#ChaseForBook9
it's friday. :)
Derek is probably asleep, daughterofmyworld. But yes, it is Friday.
BUT NOT FOR ME, I'M STILL ON THURSDAY.
#ChaseForBook9
aaah i see. it's 10 in the morning here.
i'm waiting.
The comment time says it's 5:20 am in Ireland, so it'll be a while.
For me it is nighttime, 9 at night.
#ChaseForBook9
well, it's2:32 pm here in tassie
Yay for a bunch of different times!
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I LOVE WRITING!!!!
i am entering a writing comp. to go to a writers festival in melbourne.
510 words so far :D
OOH!!! totally annoying song time!!
"it's friday, friday, gotta get out on friday. looking forward to the weekend!"
ahem...
Good luck with it. :-)
#ChaseForBook9
Apologies, I'm a pretty slow typer.
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thanks fabi!!
i think im hyper active!!!!!!!!!
XD i wanna sing... i mss the glee club... but it had to stop...
I am multi-tasking, typing slow and starting to fall asleep, so wbd/msd.
#ChaseForBook9
Singing is fun, and really good for relieving stress...
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granted, i am an AWFULL singer... but.... it's the thought that counts
Believe me, I'm probably worse! XD
I never took lessons or anything, and I can barely carry a tune, so...
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oh, what a pair we would make... i bet i am worse
[nods]
mental break down... just blew a kiss a a class mate... another GIRL
Well, I try to duet with my sister sometimes, and I'm always exactly half a note lower than her, so it clashes terribly. And she's actually pretty good.
Let's not have a "worst singer" contest, though. [Shrugs] It would be annoying.
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my best friend is laying on the floor making floor-angels...
you got that right... lets just agree that we are both as bad as each other, okay?
i must egress, farewell.
*snow, away*
[Shrugs]
I have to go soon, just a warning. I'll try not to suddenly disappear, though.
#ChaseForBook9
Kay, bye Snow.
#ChaseForBook9
Hey im new, i only signed up yesterday.
HI!
I made a friend alread! Arratay right?
Hi :)
anybody?
Its 3:19 pm in Australia right now so you might still be asleep...
Oh well, talking to my self is still fun...
Well if there is no one here I think I should leave...
i'll wait a few more minutes
no one has been on for almost an hour... is should stop kidding myself and leave...
ill wait a few more minutes
just a few more minutes...
still here
i should probable leave
*probably
i'll come back in a few more hours!
bye guys and gals.
ill miss the thought of you. the mention of you. darnit i'll miss you, even though your not here, and im a loner.
bye
Uhhhh....
When will it come!!!!!!
NO, DUN COME BACK!!!!!
I'M LIKE YOU!!!!!
I'M AN AUSSIE RANGA!!!!
AUSSIEMINIONS FTW! I'M LIKE YOU TOOOOOoo!
.....😊
Are you an Aussie Ranga?
YES! okay well not exactly. I am Aussie. and sometimes i wish that I had red hair. but then I look at Gillard and think again. :( but rangas are cool.
IM BACK!
yes i am an aussie ranga, HI
you left again...
damn
Call me nick if you are still there
WOOHOO!!!!!
AUSSIE RANGAS RULE!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, are you an aussie ranga? i think you said you were before
still out there?
what part of aus are you from
I AM!!!!!!!!!!
#ChaseForBook9
Did you leave again?
YEA
#ChaseForBook9
What part of aus are you from
What part of aus are you from
sorry, double send there
feeling left out with all the rangas. maybe i should dye my hair.
I live in Wellington NSW
Most people have never heard of it
Also you must be patient. I am slow
Nah its cool
Im from QLD
and i can be patient i just thoght something was wrong with my internet conncection
CAN'T WAIT FOR THE COVER!!!!!!
WHEN WILL DEREK POST IT?!?!?!?!
DONT KNOW!
but i think it might still be thursday over in ireland... so maybe wait until saturday...
im guessing your a dude (dont hate if im wrong)
I am a dude, thanks for. Noticing.
If Derek posts at 9:00 pm Irish time which he did with the title, then the Australian time would be at 6:00am on Saturday
I have to go now
NICE TALKING TO YOU DUN!!!
(that is your nickname now)
GODAMMIT
oh well atleast it doesnt remind everyone of a toilet
wait a sec, dun....dunny
noooooo
OK bye
WHere ever you are Arratay right now, i miss you...
ok then see you soon hopefully...friend...
From Dosh, or Nick or... Dun
ILL be back in a few hours so, bye for now
but not forever!
(that sounded much cooler in my head)
ILL be back in a few hours so, bye for now
but not forever!
(that sounded much cooler in my head)
:( anyone here? i am alone and lying in wait.
heyyy all!
OOH new page... ahem..
okay, so this is a dedication to EVERYONE!!
yep, to all of you XD 'cause i'm that nice.
anyhow, wbd
hello?
hellloooo lonleysnow!!!
wait i might drop out suddenly
OOH!
brb
anybody
waz up?
i must go put the wahing on, brb
Hey where are you from?
BRB i have to do something
lataz
BRB i have to do something
lataz
BRB i have to do something
lataz
BRB i have to do something
lataz
backkk
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