Friday, April 26, 2013

The Synopsis

135,499 words and counting.

My editor has been asking me for a synopsis for ages now. They need it so that they can send it to sites like Amazon, so they can put it up to inform people what it is they'll be buying. I took a few minutes today to write it, and before I go to bed tonight, I figured my Minions deserved to see it first.


Last Stand of Dead Men:

War has finally come.

But it's not a war between good and evil, or light and dark- it's a war between Sanctuaries. For too long now, the Irish Sanctuary has teetered on the brink of world-ending disaster, and the other Sanctuaries around the world have had enough. Allies turn to enemies, friends turn to foes, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie must team up with the rest of the Dead Men if they're going to have any chance at all of maintaining the balance of power and getting to the root of a vast conspiracy that has been years in the making.

But while this war is only beginning, another war rages within Valkyrie herself. Her own dark side, the insanely powerful being known as Darquesse, is on the verge of rising to the surface. And if Valkyrie slips, even for a moment, then Darquesse will burn the world and everyone in it.

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Dragona Pine said...

Sorry I poofed, was watching a mummy getting killed.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I got One Direction lollipops... *giggles*

Mary Contrary said...

:/ Sounds freaky, Alexandra. Take care. But at least it's outside, I guess. ^^

@Dragona: No worries. :)

@Mara: Sugar! Lollipops! Yay! :)

Unknown said...

It went away! Phew...

Melica Frost said...

Im back with contacts in :)

Unknown said...

Hi Melica!

Melica Frost said...

Hey alexandra!

Dragona Pine said...

brb

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*squeals*

I GOT A STICKERRRRRR C:

Mary Contrary said...

Oh, great, Alexandra. That's good news. ^^

Welcome back, Mel! :)

Okay, Dragona.

I'll be increasing in msd-ness with time, btw... :/

Star Inkbright said...

@The Ded: Danke, Mara. :) *hugs*

Sorry I poofed.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

It's okay, Star :)



IT'S LOOOOUIS XD he's on a sticker and wow.

Star Inkbright said...

Stickers. :)

Mary Contrary said...

RAIN!

RAIN!

IT'S RAINING!

Mary Contrary said...

Oh, wait.
It's, like, stopped.
Never mind. :P

Dragona Pine said...

Question: if there was a zombie apocalypse, where would you go?

Mary Contrary said...

@Dragona: Well, you already know MY zombie apocalypse plan. :P

Dragona Pine said...

Yep. I do. But for example, if you were in the middle of the Iranian capital, Tehran... ^^

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: I would make my way to my school with my family and lock us in the sports' hall. If someone is already there, the password to get in is 'bananas'. Then we will wait there until my friend arrives with weapons (her and her brother are really Doomsday-prepared and do have weapons) and a car, and we will make our way to B&Q, because they have good weapons (chainsaws, etc.) there, plus they'll have food and drink and stuff.

We planned this all out in the lunch queue one day. :P

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I would sacrifice Niall.

No I wouldn't. I'd get Harry to drive me away.

I'd give them pizza so they didn't want to eat my face.

Or come in peace.

Mary Contrary said...

Damn. Sorry, I've gotta go.

@Dragona: In that case I'd probably hide inside a wall or something. ^^

Bye! *hugs 'n' stuff*

Melica Frost said...

It never stops raining here :)
Ohh and I wouldnt survive long enough in a zombie apocalypse to go somewhere :)

Star Inkbright said...

Then we had a mini-arguement, because two of us thought there was never going to be a zombie apocalyse and it was nonsense, and me and my other friend were like there probably will be one at some point . . .

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS TAIA!

Because for one thing, some mad scientist person will probably invent a zombie one day, being mad and all. In fact, it's probably possible to make a zombie right now - we just haven't had anyone mad been able to yet. :)

Star Inkbright said...

If my friend can dream the future, and she can, I'm not even joking, then zombie apocalypses are very feasible. *nods*

Dragona Pine said...

Star, there are LOADS of ways people could become zombies. Disease, parasites, biological weapons, a chemical that reanimates dead cells... there IS a drug that puts you in a state where you're dead and then when it wears off you're back to normal. It was in Haiti, I think, where it was first reported happening. So I think it will happen one day by some sort of means, there are too many reasons for it not to.

Dragona Pine said...

Star, I can do that. Discovered I could in year 7, when it was snowing. I was talking with my friends and for a moment I closed my eyes and I saw a year 11 throwing an iceball at me. Bearing in mind I was facing the COMPLETE opposite way, and otherwise would have no idea at all, I dodged out of the way and the iceball hit the window where my head had been like a millisecond earlier.
It was creepy. And all my friends were like, "How on earth did you do that?"
And then yeah, I have dreams about the future rather a lot. :)

Star Inkbright said...

She said one day to me, I've been dreaming the future recently, like I dreamt that my friend wouldn't go to craft club on this day and then she didn't. She gave me another example as well, but I forgot it. I just sort of nodded and said "Freaky", thinking yeah, just a coincidence. Then she said last night she'd dreamt the school got evacutated, like a fire alarm or something.
The day after, I was in Art and the fire alarm went off.
Then she dreamed someone would go to hospital, someone she knew, so she said be careful in PE, all of you!
Later that day, we found out a girl in our year that I vaguely knew was in hospital with a broken arm.
Then she said that she'd dreamt this girl was ill.
Guess what? She was ill.
I'm not talking random events over a month. All of these things were in the same week.

It isn't happening now, but that also makes sense. That the thin gap between the time wore thin for a while, then fixed itself.

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: I believe you.

I believe it is possible. :)

And, see yeah? THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WILL COME ABOUT! Uh, if global warming doesn't kill us all before it can happen. :P

Star Inkbright said...

Hello??????

Star Inkbright said...

I CAN SEE INSIDE YOU
THE SICKNESS IS RISING
DON'T TRY TO DENY WHAT YOU FEEL . . .

Star Inkbright said...

GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!
OPEN UP YOUR HATE, AND LET IT FLOW INTO ME!
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!
YOU MOTHER GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!
YOU FUCKER GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!
MADNESS IS THE GIFT, THAT HAS BEEN GIVEN TO ME!

Hi Mara. :)

Anonymous said...

Morning!


My dream was really...vivid.

Anonymous said...

Hello Star!

It's BLUE!!!

I should change my profile pic back. :-)

Or maybe a really light blue this time...hmm.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hi Star, Fabi! :)

Melica Frost said...

Hey fabi!

Star Inkbright said...

IT'S BLUE!!!!!!!! :)

I got my sister saying it. :P

Anonymous said...

Hi Mara! Hi Mel!
:-)

Anonymous said...

Look at the most recent MC chapter from Death. :-)

It's set in the past, so it shouldn't spoil the plot or anything if you're not caught up.

Also... Well, you'll see. Just look at it.

Anonymous said...

*Guardian Angel

It isn't labeled Death Rose.

Mary Contrary said...

Hi, again.
I may or may not be here.
If I am, I'll be distant and probably suddenly disappear. If I'm not, well, I won't be. :P

Anonymous said...

Hi Taia. Possibly!

It's BLUE!!!

Star Inkbright said...

@Fabi: *laughs* :) :)

Anonymous said...

Hi Ieni!

That would be... I'm not sure exactly.

Star Inkbright said...

How is it being half five? O_O

Dragona Pine said...

Back. Sorry for the random disappearance, I had to go for my tea and my internet had turned off.

Anonymous said...

Time flies.

Cause wings are made to fly

And she can fly-y, she can fly-y-y
Anywhere she cares to roam...

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hi!

Ugh, comment disappeared. WHY DOES THE WORLD DO THIS TO ME?!

Omg, my Directioner friend just went, 'and then puberty hit Harry Styles like a bus'.
It was quite amusing.

Anonymous said...

Hello Dragona


Ieni! [tacklehugs] I knew you were there and not a figment of Fabi's imagination pretending to be you! Of course, you all could be figments of my imagination anyway, but I don't think so.

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Fabi! How are you?

Dave said...

People here are funny, I like it.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

THANK GOD FOR PUBERTY!

Seriously. Look at Harry. Daaaamn.

Melica Frost said...

Does anyone fancy doing my Macbeth homework for me? Anyone? ANYONE? no? Ok then.
*eats hw*

Star Inkbright said...

Dammitdammitdammitdammitdammitdammitdammitdammit . . .

Dragona Pine said...

Question: Since no one answered me beforehand, could the members of MC vote whether for me to be in or not? I think it'd be fun to contribute and I'll read them all before I start writing.

Anonymous said...

I'm hyper! You?

Which is weird, because my imagination decided to try to kill me with lightning and a pair of evil twins last night. Oh, well. I got away by parachuting and kayaking.

Not the kind of dream I usually have...

Dragona Pine said...

What's wrong, Star?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I'm trying to learn They Don't Know About Us on the piano... It's so hard! D:

Anonymous said...

I had Macbeth last year.

Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble!

[cackles]

Dragona Pine said...

I'm fine thanks Fabi.

Dragona Pine said...

We had to do Macbeth for our English controlled assessment. We had to compare it with some war poetry. ^^

Anonymous said...

Dragona-- Your name is on the list of people who want to join MC.

Star Inkbright said...

Well, I forgot to email my German homework to myself and I had no clue what on earth it was and it's in for tomorrow, but now I remembered waht it was so that's okay. I can just redo it. :)

@Dragona: . . . We're in an email-discussion, but tbh it looks as if we may be banning new members because stuff and stuff. To be perfectly honest, the whole shall-we-include-a-new-member thing we've started doing whenever someone wants to join is just to painful so I may simply leave myself out of it all.

Melica Frost said...

Yeah, The one scottish play shakespeare does and it quite literally one of the most boring things that I have ever done.

Dragona Pine said...

I'm at least glad I'm on the list of people who want to join.

And Star, banning people because of me or just in general?

Mary Contrary said...

Sorry. I poofed. But I DID warn you all. :P

*tilts head*
I haven't studied Macbeth yet (except in year 8 drama), but people have called me Macbeth in the past. Not sure why. :P

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Anonymous said...

Going, bye.

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Fabi!

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Comment poofed, so I'm going to have to quickly rewrite it. Sorry for any autocorrect errors.

*laughs* of course I'm a figment of your imagination! And you're a figment of mine. I'm not sure how that works, but...

Haha, Mel. I'm doing Midsummer Night's Dream. It's so boring. I did Macbeth at my middle school and Romeo and Juliet.
Omg, I forgot it was Scottish! Haha, you can say it it your Scottish accent how it's supposed to be XD

I've edited and bits out, because I couldn't be bothered to write everything out. Wbd and msd.

Star Inkbright said...

In general, Dragona. We wouldn't ban newbies because of one person. :)

:( Fours, Fabi!

And, there is, Fabi. Damn conflict. D:

Dragona Pine said...

We did Midsummer Night's Dream in year... four. ^^

Dragona Pine said...

Star, kk. I hope I manage to get in. I really like the idea of doing like a joint story. ^^

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Byebye, Fabiness:( *hugs*

Star Inkbright said...

Brb. :(

Dragona Pine said...

Ok Star. ^^

Mary Contrary said...

We did A Midsummer Night's dream in year eight. And then again in year nine. :)

Awh, bye, Fabi!
:( 'Kay, Star.

Dragona Pine said...

*yawns*

Dragona Pine said...

How's everyone doing?

Star Inkbright said...

*is back* But I'm distant, redoing my German homework.

We did A Midsummer Night's Dream in year eight . . . we had to read out some of the scenes with our partners. We had to be partnered with the people sitting next to us. We were in a boy-girl seating plan.

It was a tad awkward. XD

Star Inkbright said...

Hello, everyone?

Dragona Pine said...

Hello. I too was wondering where everyone was. ^^

Star Inkbright said...

They probably got eaten by Cecily. Or, more likely, they went to eat Cecily, because according to my sister Cecily mut be eaten.

Cecily isn't a person. My dad asked me what we should do so I said "Eat Cecily" and my dad was like who's Cecily?
And I was like no one, I just like the name Cecily.
So my sister was like then how CAN we eat Cecily?
And I was like we can't.
And she was like then why did you say we should?
And I was like, I was lying. We should eat you instead. Although hey, if we name you Cecily and THEN eat you then I won't have been lying!
And then she was like, or we can name YOU Cecily and eat you!
And I just stood there saying nothing opening and closing my mouth.
And she was like, you don't have a respnse, do you?
And I was like I do, just not a good one.
So then she obstinately kept calling me Cecily.
Then she said she would eat me because Cecily must be eaten.
So yeah.

Dragona Pine said...

Cool story. ^^

Star Inkbright said...

Although somewhere I said that she wouldn't eat Cecily, /I/ would eat Cecily, and she said you can't because you ARE Cecily, and I was like well I wouldn't eat all of myself, obviously. I'd leave my mouth.

XD

Skulduggery Pleasant reference, there . . .

Star Inkbright said...

Thank you. :)
It's far too odd to be cool, really, but yeah.

Star Inkbright said...

It's blue.

Star Inkbright said...

Very blue.

Star Inkbright said...

Extremely blue.

Star Inkbright said...

It's blue.

Star Inkbright said...

BLUE. *nods*

Dragona Pine said...

It is very blue. ^^

Anonymous said...

Blue...

Star Inkbright said...

I know. It IS blue. *nods seriously*

I hope we get to write something in English soon. I can babble on about it being blue, if we do. :P

Dragona Pine said...

I like the second Sherlock Holmes film.

Star Inkbright said...

I like the TV series . . .

Anonymous said...
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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I like pie

Dragona Pine said...

Haven't watched any other sherlock holmes thingies apart from the films. ^^

Dragona Pine said...

Now I'm watching Limitless.

Star Inkbright said...

The BBC TV series is BRILLIANT. :)

Moffat, who writes some DW episodes . . . he writes Sherlock episodes toooooooooo. :)

HI ZAF!

Star Inkbright said...

What's up with my DIsturbed playlist? *frowns at it*

*refreshes page* Oh, working. :)

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hello everybody! How are you all?

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Lewis! Did you get the characters?

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Yes I did. And I've already started to put them in to the story. ( It's not written yet but I've planned it out in my head)

Anonymous said...

[Excerpt from Chad Vader]

Distribution guy: Distribution, how may I help you?
Hal: Hello, I need to order some components.
Distribution guy: Okay, tell me what you're out of and I'll add it to the list.
Hal: We're out of live chickens
Distribution guy: Okay, [writes] Live chicke--wait, what?
Hal: And wheat.
Distribution guy: Wheat...flour? Wheat bread?
Hal: No. And ultimately I'd like to order some flakes.
Distribution guy: What kind of flakes?
Hal: No.
Distribution guy: That wasn't a yes or no question.
Hal: No. And we're out of snacks. Plus, we also ran out of good feelings.

And I'm done typing this. :-/

Not here.

Dragona Pine said...

Would they fit in?

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs*

HI RHYDION!

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Star: Hi Star! I think you've spelt my name wrong.
Dragona; Durham is great. Aeda is a little awkward to put into the story but I've managed it

Dragona Pine said...

Don't worry if you find someone better. They were only suggestions. I'm glad you like Durham. ^^

Star Inkbright said...

*frowns* Damn.

That was probably my fingers misbehaving again. Sorry.

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Durham is great! it's good to have a bad guy that powerful, and all the good guys in my story are so determined (It should make the fights interesting!)

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

It's fine Star.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*lays in tree*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Hi Zaf. What tree? *looks around*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

My tree! I have a tree that's magical it holds my explosives!

*explodes England*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Can you stop exploding England (I'm in England)

Dragona Pine said...

I used Durham for a main bad guy, but yeah I have a feeling he'll be coming up again in my stories. ^^

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Found this video on YouTube earlier today,and it's not mine before you ask.
youtube.com/watch?v=zHCkWbXeJgs

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

But.....I like exploding stuff

*goes down by lake and lays in sun*

Aaah warmth

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

It's another Valduggery supporter. Why does everyone like Valduggery?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

O.O
IT ALL MAKES S E N S E
*has finished PL & the Miracle Mask*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Explode Germany instead

Star Inkbright said...

I ALSO happen to be in England.

Can't you explode Pennsylvania?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

OMFG
VALDUGGERY<3

VILEQUESSE THOUGH <3

Dragona Pine said...

Nope. Don't explode Germany. Aquila lives in Germany. ^^

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

That's a good idea Star. Did you hear that Zaf?

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Vilequesse? They're both evil so...I think that makes sense

Star Inkbright said...

HI MARA!

Star Inkbright said...

It's a VERY good idea.

EXPLODE PENNSYLVANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sings* Now you will know what it's like

*stops singing* To have your home exploded.

*hums Hunted*

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Not a single comment in six minutes

Lewis Ravenscroft / Rhydian Blake said...

Got to go now. Bye!!

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese.

Star Inkbright said...

:( FOURS RHYDIAN!

Dragona Pine said...

How is everyone?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

The Saturdays are on The Voice XD

Star Inkbright said...

I'm okay. :/

How are you? :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

You sure you're okay, Star? :/ *hugs*

Dragona Pine said...

What's wrong, Star?

Star Inkbright said...

Nothing's wrong. *hugs*

Thank you for your concern. :)

Anonymous said...

[hugs Star]

[vanishes back into History Fair work]

Dragona Pine said...

You don't seem 100% fine, Star.


Btw, how many people want to join MC? If so, how are the discussions going or whether they've ended or started or whatever... ^^

Mary Contrary said...

Hi again, again.
I may be a little more /here/ this time.
Equally, I may not. :P

But, yeah - Hi.

Star Inkbright said...

Damn. I hit myself in the eye with a pencil five minutes ago and now it's stinging . . .

@Dragona: Well, we've sort of got this email conversation going about it that we're distantly contributing too and that is our discussion.

I don't know exactly how many people want to join the MC. A little few.

Well, I'm not terrible, so therefore I must be okay, is my reasoning. :)

Thanks, again.

Star Inkbright said...

*literally keeps jumping at the shadow of myself on the wall* I keep seeing this shape in the corner of my eye and thinking someone's there . . . :P

Hi Taia. :)

Emerald Melody said...

Hey guys if I post a link to a book review on TMS that I did last night... would you read it??

Star Inkbright said...

Or it might not be my shadow. It might be my hair.

*feels stupid*

Anonymous said...

Three, I think. We have three requests that have been processed, anyway. Blah, that sounds official.

And it's really not gone anywhere since yesterday.

And now I'm not here. My weekend doesn't start until late...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

My phone has stopped working yet again.

See you in a week, guys.

Star Inkbright said...

I would. Hi Em. :)

Dragona Pine said...

So Star, what are the people's views on it?

Star Inkbright said...

:( Fours, Mara! We'll miss you. *hugs*

Hi, or not, Fabi. :/

Emerald Melody said...

http://ineedabiggerbookcase.wordpress.com/2013/04/27/tanith-low-in-the-maleficent-seven/

Please let me know what you think guys cause believe it or not, this is my first book review lol

Mary Contrary said...

O.O
I just saw the first page of comments on this post, and I just have to-

DEREK LANDY!
IF YOU KILL MY FINBAR I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS (BOTH OF THEM), AND FEED YOUR HAIR TO THE PENGUINS.
OTHER THAN THAT, I HOPE THE BOOK'S GOING GREAT, AND THAT YOUR DAY OF CRUELLY SLAUGHTERING EVERYBODY IS GOING JUST WONDERFULLY.

Uh. I'm good, thanks Dragona. :P How're you?
Hiya, Star!

Anonymous said...

[hugs Mara]

Dragona, just be patient. One of us (probably Aretha Tesla) will let you know when there's a decision.

And now I really can't be here. Really

Dragona Pine said...

I'm fine thank you, Taia.



Fabi, will they have to read a piece of my writing first? I'll try and be as patient as possible. ^^

Mary Contrary said...

@Em! The highlight on your review is red! RED!
*will actually read the review, now* :P

Star Inkbright said...

@Dragona: Uh . . . *glances around for excuse to suddenly leave*

Um. Well, trying not to do the equivlan of spoilering because I don't know if it's confidential information, but some of us don't want some people or some one there because they're afraid of what they might post, and some people don't want some people or some one there becuase they find them annoying, and some people think we should stop new people joining if it's going to upset old people, and some people are just damn tired of the whole thing, and some people think it's mean to leave people out if they're desperate to join, and some people just get angry at everone and then regret it, and some people want to leave the MC, and that's about the state of affairs.

Star Inkbright said...

*hugs* That was a jepic review! :)

You said all the key things and gave good opinions. *nods*

Star Inkbright said...
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Star Inkbright said...

*deletes* Whoops. In mentioning that ____ would have been a spoiler, I posted a spoiler. :P

Are we allowed to talk about TMS, now . . . ? Never mind, best to be safe.

Anonymous said...

I don't think so, Dragona.

The MC is a mess right now... :-/
We're out of live chickens, flakes and good feelings.

And now I'm really really really not here! I have work to do!

Dragona Pine said...

I hope I manage to get in.

Star Inkbright said...

Eve is awesominous.

That may seemed to have been random, but live chickens were mentioned. It was entirely on subject. And it's true, anyway. She's as awesome as she is evil. Considoring she is the master of evil (as well as everything else :P), that's a lot.

It needed saying . . .

Star Inkbright said...

NOT CHEESE!!!!

Star Inkbright said...

NOT CHEESE!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese.

Dragona Pine said...

Noooo Star. :P

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Honestly I think it's safe now it's gonna be May and it came out March 28th I mean mayb we need to add warnings? Isk but i feel its safe to discuss TMS openly

Mary Contrary said...

Emerald! It's brilliant! :)
I don't tend to read a lot of reviews, for various different reasons, but I thought this was great. There's also some nice balance between fact and opinion, which is good to see. :)

I haven't read TMS, yet, but I accidentally read the iBook sample of it, and I'm sure that mention of the " 'oh my God' moment " towards the end would've been incredibly effective, had I not come across that particular spoiler, about a week ago. (I screamed internally and hit the power-off button on my laptop when I found out.)

But yeah, it's a great review. :) *hugs*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

'Lo?

Dragona Pine said...

If they DO want a piece of my writing, feel free to take an extract or the entire piece of The Dark Shadow on my blog. I'm proud of that. ^^

Dragona Pine said...

I have to go now. Night guys!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

BYE DRAGONA!!!

Star Inkbright said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

*is reminded of that video we watched in church about Job. Where God had a meeting with his angels and Satan *thunderclap* and Satan was like "I bet I can get Job to curse your name" and God was like "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha BRING IT."*

They have such odd videos. *shakes head*
Like the one about Saul. And when he got blindedhe was just scrabbling about on the floor screaming and attacking invisible enemies for about five minutes. Oh, and it was originally in another language, and English had been dubbed over the top so their lips moved really out of sync to the words and sometimes they'd lipsay this huge long thing and only one word would be heard. :P
And the week after we got asked, hwat had we done last week?
And this boy impresonated the video, including lying on the floor wriggling about like a madman, plus he modernised everything they'd said with tons of 'man's and 'dude's and our leader-person was like *looks at him doubtfully* Are you sure they spoke like that hundreds of years ago?
Church is fun. *laughs*
And I didn't mention the other video, the one where this person was praying, like "Dear God" and then someone wandered on-screen asking him for help and he just exploded and screamed and yelled at them and was like I'M TRYING TO PRAY!!!! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS, THIS IS MY TIME WITH GOD!!!! HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME!!!
And then they went away and he started again, and then someone else interrupted him, and yeah.
And then when he finally got to finish his pray he was like, "Dear God, please help me be a good Christian and be nice to everyone."
Nice to everyone. Lol. :P

Emerald Melody said...

Oh thanks Taia!!

That means a lot and I'm glad you enjoyed the review.

Star Inkbright said...

:(FOURS DRAGONA!

I need a ded, now. D:

Mary Contrary said...

Bye Dragona!
Hi, Jubi!

@Em: You're very welcome :)

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

TAIA!!! STAR!!!!! EM!!!!!!
*supermegatacklehugsofdoom*



hi.

Star Inkbright said...

*is supermegatacklehugofdoomed* HEY JUBI. :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*explodes England again*

Hey Em I found a new country to explode!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ZAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


hi.

HOW GOES IT, EVERYONE?


Mary Contrary said...

*issupermegatacklehugofdoom-ed* :)
Hey! How are you doing?

There's this one line of a song that keeps jumping into my head:
"Slipping on the silence
Like a cloak made of rainy nights"
And it just keeps coming back to me...

@Zaf: Leave England. Take Wales instead. Without rain, we are nothing anyway. :P

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Okay Wales it is!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ZAF! THINK OF ALL THE INNOCENT PEOPLE!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

What innocent people?

Star Inkbright said...

YESSSSSSSSSSSS! *hugs Taia*

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. :)

Although I still think she should explode Pennsylvania. :P

Hey. I think my keyboard may have stopped typoed. It hasn't done it for, like, all of today, and I haven't even noticed . . . O_O

THANK YOU, KEYBOARD!!!! *hugs*

From now on, any typos I make will be my fault. *nods* I take responsiblity for my own typos!

Apart from the ones where my brain types one word instead of another. That is my brain's fault. :P

Mary Contrary said...

Innocent people? I don't think I'd be one of those. :P

*laughs* You're welcome, Star. Besides, the force of the explosion might throw me back into England again. :3
And if Wales doesn't exist, I won't have to learn Welsh any more. xD

Mary Contrary said...

Star: I agree. Brains are a faulty bunch. They make typos happen. It's irritating. :P

Ah, wbd.
Homework, and writing out the lyrics to this song in purple pen because it's in my head now and because purple is relevant. :)

Emerald Melody said...

So does anyone have any other suggestions for future book reviews??

Star Inkbright said...

Innocent people?

But no one is innocent!

*sings* Who is innocent?
No one is innocent
Who is innocent?
Who is innocent?
No one is innocent
WHo is innocent?

Who is innocent?
Is it relevant in the world today
I shake my head in disbelief
The killer walks again
Freed by evil men in their dark charade
Has the hwole world become insane?
A mother's selfish pride
Her child's homicide
Can she be to blame?
The suited vultures circling
A father's cruely
A murdered family
Is the world insane?

Their defenders ready to embrace their lies
With their devious smiles . . . !

Your corruption is like a cancer growing inside
You owe the world an apology
You're been taught all your life
That truth is easy to hide
You'll face your judgement another day
And suffer eternally!

Presumed innocent
Justice fails again in the masquerade
A battered woman trembling
Her lover drunk again
When will the torture end
In her web of shame?
Is death the only way?
A child victimised
The crime politised
For the counsellor's gain
The rabid media congregates
His tortured memories
A pevert's fantasies
Is the world insane?

The parasitic devastation seen
On your TV screen . . . !

Your corruption is like a cancer growing inside
You owe the world an apology
You're been taught all your life
That truth is easy to hide
You'll face your judgement another day
And suffer eternally!

False defender
Burn forever
False defender
Burn forever

Cold and spineless
Have you no soul?
Wickedmind
Out of control and guided
By their hunger
They will find new
Ways to betray us . . . !

Your corruption is like a cancer growing inside
You owe the world an apology
You're been taught all your life
That truth is easy to hide
You'll face your judgement another day
And suffer eternally!

WHo is innocent?
Is it relevant in the world today?
I shake my head in disbelief
Presmued innocent
Justice fails again in teh masquerade
Has the whole world become insane?




Woah. I knew that off by heart really well . . . Never had to pause to think. O_O
Still one of my fav songs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYQzQAmX1Xo&list=PLTslNdjmKxFtyDjXNSMNesm8F-RgBg0Av

Star Inkbright said...

*Wickedminded

My leg is involuntarily shaking . . .

Is it meant to be doing this?

I'm standing on my ladder wih both feet on the step and my left leg is just kind of vibrating. O_O
My hand has done this before, but not my leg . . .

It's odd. :P

Oh, it stops when I lean backwards.
*leans forwards and giggles as leg madly jiggles*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*raises eyebrow*

Star Inkbright said...

Of course brains are odd. Humans are odd. :P

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Nods* Jubi's odd too

Mary Contrary said...

@Star: My leg does that a lot... Less often with my hand, though. :P
And, as for brains, fair point.

MSD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

My leg tends to do that or my arm

Star Inkbright said...

*frowns at leg* Okay, you're scaring me now . . .

I dedicate this page to music, birthday cards, involuntary shaking . . . I changed my position and my leg's totally wild now, making my whole body shake . . . Sudoku, all the jepic people in the world, evility, innocence . . . I'm sure if this was voluntary shaking I'd been exhausted by now . . . cheese, Cecily, my church, God, LSODM, my leg in the hope it'll behave, blue, my characters for being jepic, and anything else I might care to add. :)

Hey, my leg seems to have stopped. *looks at it*
I think it was coz of the fact it has to stand on a thin plank of wood.
I do hope it doesn't do that at rockclimbing. That would just be embarrassing. :P
Oh, and I ded to my keyboard, for stopping typoing.
And to Cassandra Clare for being jepic.
And to Chaos Walking - the Mayor was a horrible person and did horrible things. When he tried to force Todd to do something, Todd wouldn't. Then he gave Todd a plaster, and Todd did it.
I dedicated to my keyboard for fixing itself, even though I should be cursing it for being uncooporative originally.
This is a trick governments can play too. They can wreck your country, then fix a little of the damage they've caused and suddenly people love them.
Thank you for showing me this, Patrick Ness.
I also dedicate to Maggie Stiefvater.
And Derek, obviously.
And I refuse to go through all of the good authors . . .
And to Disturbed.
And to my jeic blogfriends, again. You deserve it twice. :)

Aisling Dubh said...

Hello

Wbd *laughs* I sent that to my friends earlier in a group chat and they were all like what. Then I explained and they said I was obsessed with SP. that's not a bad thing that's a good thing.

Star Inkbright said...

@Taia: I'm used to freaky crap with my hands. They must be evil, because why else would they keep being irritating?
My leg being freaky is new. O_O

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