Friday, April 26, 2013

The Synopsis

135,499 words and counting.

My editor has been asking me for a synopsis for ages now. They need it so that they can send it to sites like Amazon, so they can put it up to inform people what it is they'll be buying. I took a few minutes today to write it, and before I go to bed tonight, I figured my Minions deserved to see it first.


Last Stand of Dead Men:

War has finally come.

But it's not a war between good and evil, or light and dark- it's a war between Sanctuaries. For too long now, the Irish Sanctuary has teetered on the brink of world-ending disaster, and the other Sanctuaries around the world have had enough. Allies turn to enemies, friends turn to foes, and Skulduggery and Valkyrie must team up with the rest of the Dead Men if they're going to have any chance at all of maintaining the balance of power and getting to the root of a vast conspiracy that has been years in the making.

But while this war is only beginning, another war rages within Valkyrie herself. Her own dark side, the insanely powerful being known as Darquesse, is on the verge of rising to the surface. And if Valkyrie slips, even for a moment, then Darquesse will burn the world and everyone in it.

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Anonymous said...

It's not terrible, it's BLUE!!!

Star Inkbright said...

Sorry, Fabi. :(

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Oh I could have oh well sorry mh iPod died

Star Inkbright said...

*hugs Fabi* I would say I love you, but I feel awkward saying that to one person. :P

Mary Contrary said...

Oh, you know what else is real?
SCIENCE is real.
And ice cream. That's equally real.

@Star: I think it's goooooodd~

Anonymous said...

It's ok.

Should I attempt to do a ded that rhymes, or would that be tol cheesy, do you s'pose?

And yes, it is very good that Ireland is real. [nods]

Star Inkbright said...

HI ZAF!

Anonymous said...

*too

[hugs Star back]

Wb, Zaf!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Soooo who here would like to see me casually record myself opening the package NJ sent me when she finally does send it and i get it?

Star Inkbright said...

*shrugs* It's rubbish, but thank you. :)

Star Inkbright said...

Seven images, it's made of, I think . . .

Although some of those images, I repeated part fo them. :P

Star Inkbright said...

Serpentine is an awesome song . . .

ALL OF THEM ARE AWESOME. *sobs*

Mary Contrary said...

... I now feel the need to list things which are real.
I shall resist.

Hiya, Zaf!

*hands Fabi a cookie*
Rhyming sounds great. If you want to, that is. :)

Star Inkbright said...

It's blue . . .

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I wanna make a video but Idk what to do it on

Mary Contrary said...

Blue is good. ^^

Mary Contrary said...

@Zaf: Er, blue?
Blue's a good topic. :P

Star Inkbright said...

WHAT TAIA SAID! *hugs Taia*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*laughs* i was thinking of showing of my SP books and my Doctor Who stuff and my HP and Twilight stufff and other stuff I have

Star Inkbright said...

*frowns* But . . . it's BLUE!!!

Anonymous said...

Msd.

Mary Contrary said...

.*hugs Star back* :3

@Zaf- that's a good idea, too.
And you could always point out the blue ones, in the process. :P

'Kay, Fabi :c

Star Inkbright said...

*laughs*

*is spamming Nix with the fact it's blue*

Mary Contrary said...

:P
I NEEEEEeeD KotW!
I don't like not reading!
It's worse than not writing...

Darn!
Battery!
Battery!
Battery!

Star Inkbright said...

AH NO I NEED TO GO SLEEPIES NOW FOURS . . .

Mary Contrary said...

Hm.
I'm going to go, because battery will make me, if I don't.
Sorry. ^^

*hugs*
Bye~

=

Anonymous said...

Bye Taia, [hugs back]
Bye Star, it's BLUE!!!

Snow said...

Okay, I've been running trough loads of possible sonorous in my head, and I have to say that this is the most likely given dereks style :
It isn't actually valkery that kills the world, but the reflection with the scepter of the anchents

ValiumValkyrie said...

OH BTW Derek! You couldn't come and do a tour day in bristol could you?! And sign books? Or our hands? Or faces? And seeing as how I love getting tattood I really want to get the SP logo and I would love to get the tattoo done that Valkyrie gets that is mentioned in future?! So if you could get the wonderful, brilliant, amazingly talented, and totally awesomesauce Mr Percival to draw it and upload it onto here then as your Loyal for 6 years minion I would get both done as a eternal proclamation of my love for The Books (and of course, your golden godly gorgeousness)
Much Minionly Lovings!

ValiumValkyrie said...

In reply to Jubi's comment thank you if you were agreeing with me! There are wayyyy to many Vals here! :-D x

Snow said...

now, i get that my theory behind this darquesse business is predictable, but... well, quit frankly, i have WAY to much time to think about possible book out comes and this is really the most plausible. :D.
though one of my other thoughts is that valkery isn't the world killing darquesse and someone, evil and insane, takes the name darquesse, without knowing the prophesies about the name. now, while i'll admit this isn't the golden gods style, it just sounds so amazing.

Snow said...

i have WAY to much spare time... HIA ALLL!!!!

Snow said...

anyhow, BYE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duck said...

Is there anyone around?????

Duck said...

No?
Then I'll be off then

Toodloo!

Jophiel said...

*Waves*
Me = Bordem
Bordem = Strangeness
Strangeness = Writing
Writing = Tears

Anonymous said...

Hello?

Jophiel said...

FABI!!!!!!!!

Jophiel said...

I am writing a new MC chapter as I type... It is rather... Strange...

Anonymous said...

Hi Death....

Ijustdancedreallyreallyforthreehourssopleaseexcusetyposandlackofenthusiam.

How are you?

Anonymous said...

I should work on the nightmare chaoter... I may actually say it twice. [mutters]

Jophiel said...

I? I am bored... I am tired... Otherwise I am grand!

How are you Fabi?!

Anonymous said...

Moi? Comme ci, Comme ça, je suppose. Je suis trés fatigueé.

(Me? Okay, I guess. I'm very tired)

Anonymous said...

So tired, I'm lapsing back into Frenglish...

Anonymous said...

Also, it's BLUE!!!

Calidae Dark said...

Hello all!! I AM HERE.

You may resume your lives.

Anonymous said...

Hello, Calidae! :-)

It's BLUE.

Calidae Dark said...

Its blue??

Okay.

Jophiel said...

Sorry, Thor is on...
*Drools*

Calidae Dark said...

Hey Death!

Anonymous said...

Sorry... Sorry...

STAR INKBRIGHT, have you inVadered my brain or something??? It's just so BLUE!!!

Calidae Dark said...

Is anyone NOT entering the exquisite corpse comp??

Jophiel said...

I have... It was crap... I am sad...

(Hi btw!)
((I am also very distant....))

Anonymous said...

I haven't entered it yet... But I am finishing my entry this weekend (I hope!).

Anonymous said...
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Calidae Dark said...

Same here Fabi : /

eeek

what are you doing? (like, a drawing, or writing, or... uh, a nice pot?)

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HIIII

Anonymous said...

An illustrated story! I really couldn't decide!

I was going to make a calendar, but my sis and I couldn't finish all twelve months! So I'm writing a story to tie together what we did make. :-)

Anonymous said...

Hello JUBI!

You're insane...

It's BLUE!!!

Calidae Dark said...

cool!!

I am so losing in that case.
Not that I really had much hope in the first place.

Calidae Dark said...

Hey Glee!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

FABI!!!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


hi.


Yes. I am insane.


and also blue food dye makes me go insaner

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

CALI!!!!!!!!! *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


hi.



HOW GOES EVERYONE?! :D

Calidae Dark said...

hahah that brings back memories.

For my seventh birthday party i had a cake with fireworks on it. the icing was the darkest blue icing i swesr i have ever seen, and it was still pretty light.... it used up almost a whole bottle of colouring. And everyone went home, their innards and tongues and lips dyed blue, everyone very incredibly hypo.

Calidae Dark said...

I am EXTREMELY bored. Very extremely.

Anonymous said...

What are you entering?

[is supertacklehuggedofdoom]

NOOOOOOOO!!!

SUPERTACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM

SUPERTACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM

SUPERTACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM

SUPERTACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM

Come on, autocorrect!

111-012-022.

Anonymous said...

Sorry. [shakes head]

I don't think half of what I say makes sense at the moment...

And it's BLUE!!! [nods]

Calidae Dark said...

A picture. Thats about it.

Ive been trying to think of things, interesting things, to do. And then the month just kindof ran out, you know??

Jophiel said...

New MC chapter

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Fabi,
it's superMEGAtacklehuggedofdoom xP

Jophiel said...

*Ninja attacks Jub Jub*
Hi!

Anonymous said...

Whoops!

SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM.

That WORKS. [nods]

[is SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM]

Ah, yes. I need to catch up on the MC... Distant!

Jophiel said...

My chapter is just... heh... Nothing to do with the current plot... No spoilers... Will make perfect sense for those who need to catch up on...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I get it.

I was going to make a video, then a song, then a calendar... It just got smaller and smaller until I came up with something I could actually (hopefulmaybeprobably) do.

Jophiel said...

He drank, he fought, he made his ancestors proud.

SQUEEEEEEEEEE

Jophiel said...

*Awkward silence*
*Starts pumping Do Me a Favour by Stone Sour*

Unknown said...

*Runs in circles*

Calidae Dark said...

* bangs head against wall *

Calidae Dark said...

* bangs head against wall *

Calidae Dark said...

oops. didnt mean to post that twice.

Anonymous said...

[sings random tidbits Jubi has reminded me of]

Caught up in circles, confusion, it's nothing new.

Running in circles, chasing our tails, coming back as we are-re-re

Anonymous said...

Alrighty then! [Smashes silence with a baseball bat]

I'm working on a new code, distant!

Anonymous said...

Death, if you're here, did that MC email send? I think I may have pressed the button by mistake...

Jophiel said...

When? Just then? No... The one that Ari replied to, yes.

Anonymous said...

Good. I wasn't done typing... It deleted my draft then... :-/ oh well. [shrugs]

Kinda bad that the first one sent. [winces] Sorry.

Jophiel said...

*Hugs*
It's okay!! No harsh feelings!!

Jophiel said...

Also, look back at the chapter. I did something for you!!

Anonymous said...

[hugs back]

[looks]

It's BLUE!!

[tacklehugs Death]

I like pretzels, too. They are twisted, like plot twists, and they make you want to eat more, and plot twists make you want to read more. Therefore plot twists are pretzels.

Jophiel said...

Agreed!

And they are salty!
*Licks lips and calls out to mum to go buy pretzels*

Jophiel said...

Mum wont get pretzels... Morw...

Calidae Dark said...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... preeeeeeetzels....

Anonymous said...

Salty....

Oooooh... To sneak downstairs and get pretzels or not to sneak downstairs and get pretzels...? If I'm really stealthy...but if they notice I'm awake I'll have to turn off the laptop... which means... Hmm... [plots]

Oh, row the salty waves, the waves down in the ocean-o!

Is it weird that Fabi is rather hyper at the moment, while ML is exhausted and tired and upset about something that Fabi considers inconsequential?

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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

PIEE

Anonymous said...

Pie indeed.

201-022-001-100 110-100-102-012-201 121-100-012...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

101-210-002-100 110-100-102-012-201 121-100-012 202-120-120

Anonymous said...

I've noticed. [laughs]

Jophiel said...

PIE!!!!!

MUM IS COOKING PIEEEEEEE!!!!!!! IT'S APPLE PIE!!!!!!!

.•°¤*(¯`★´¯)*¤° ɲ๏ʍ ɲ๏ʍ ɲ๏ʍ °¤*(¯´★`¯)*¤°•.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*grins*
*eats pie*

Anonymous said...

As before, if anyone wants the key, let me know or look on my fondue blog, or ask to be invited to view my fondue blog, or just let me know you want in or something!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

OwO


I like pie

Anonymous said...

Pie...

Stop making me hungry, guys! XD

Jophiel said...

I have cake... Mulan cake... Mushu cake...

.•°¤*(¯`★´¯)*¤° ɲ๏ʍ ɲ๏ʍ ɲ๏ʍ °¤*(¯´★`¯)*¤°•.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

..... i like cake too

Anonymous said...

That's it!

Stealthily getting food, distant.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HAVE FUN FABI

Calidae Dark said...

STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT!! you guys are making me mega hungry.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

me too... I didn't have any dinner because none of us were hungry...




but now I'm hungry

and it's 1 AM

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

My grandma makes the best pie.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*Mouth waters*

Calidae Dark said...

yumyumyumiwantapplepie

Anonymous said...

Food.... Molasses cookies and a banana. [nods] :-P

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*glares at Fabi*



no.
*stomach rumbles*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Oh my god...
I just looked up pictures of pie.

and now i'm gonna die of hunger

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

and now I looked up Chocolate.



WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME º-º

Anonymous said...

Sorry! Sorry!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*curls up on the floor*

I want peppermint brownies

Jophiel said...

I just had ice cream... And milo... And the apple pie smells... To die for...

Anonymous said...

Mmmmmmm.......

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Death.




NO. º–º'

Jophiel said...

*Scurries away for cake*
*Eats cake*
*Licks fingers*
*Comes back to the computer*
*Detols fingers*

Hi!

Jophiel said...

*Grins at Jub Jub*
Aren't I nice?

FABI YOU SURVIVED!!!

Molasses... So good... We fed it to the horses and they started eating my hair...

Anonymous said...

I SURVIVED!!!

And I'm finishing up the ded, so distant!

Calidae Dark said...

foodfoodfoodfoodsohungryMUSTHAVEFOOD!!

Oh yeah theres a space bar.

Jophiel said...

I'm so hungry!!! I want turkey...
*Acts like a turkey*
Gobble-gobble!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

http://jubisblogofamazingness.blogspot.com/2013/04/jubis-torture-device-of-doom.html




mwahaha

Jophiel said...

God they look good... So many calories (yumminess)...

Jophiel said...

Just picture a mammoth steak... Fried... Roasted... Or stewed...

YUMMY!!!!!!!!

Calidae Dark said...

jubi. Hate u. I am SOOO HUNGRY!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD! HOT SAUSAGE AND MUSTARD! WHILE WE'RE IN THE MOOOD
COLD JELLEY AND CUSTARD
PEAS, PUDDING, AND SAVELOYS
WHAT'S NEXT IN THE QUESTION?
RICH GENTLEMEN HAVE IT BOYS
IN DI-GES-TION!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*grins at Cali*

Jophiel said...

*Hides chocolate bar that has been eating*
Fine... I will eat the Raspberry Drops from Sovereign Hill... So much sugar and food die...

Calidae Dark said...

* mouth waters * sooo... hungry....

I can smell dinner. It smells like heeeavaaaaan. Yumyumyumyumsohungry

tummy growling.

Hungry Cali.

Jophiel said...

Food, glorious food!
We're anxious to try it.
Three banquets a day --
Our favourite diet!

Just picture a great big steak --
Fried, roasted or stewed.
Oh, food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Glorous food.

Food, glorious food!
What is ther emore handsome?
Gulped, swallowed or chewed --
Still worth a kin's ransom.
What is it we dream about?
Wat brings on a sigh?
Piled pieahes and cream , about
Six feet high!

Food, glorious food!
Eat right through the menu.
Just loosen your belt
Two inches and then you
Work up a new appetite.
In this interlude --
The food,
Once again, food
Fabulous food,
Glorious food.

Food, glorious food!
Don't care what it looks like --
Burned!
Underdone!
Crude!
Don't care what the cook's like.
Just thinking of growing fat --
Our senses go reeling
One moment of knowing that
Full-up feeling!

Food, glorious food!
What wouldn't we give for
That extra bit more --
That's all that we live for
Why should we be fated to
Do nothing but brood
On food,
Magical food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Fabulous food

Anonymous said...

I know it sounds cheesy, sorry, it was an experiment. here goes:

So here's the ded, I bet you thought
That I had left it and forgot
And while that may be slightly true
You point it out, and I poke you
To start, I dedicate it to
The awesome Star, because IT'S BLUE!!!
Taia, Aisling, Saph and Duck
I wish you all the best of luck
In everything you choose to do
Jubi, cake and chocolate pie,
You make me laugh, I wonder why
Sometimes I even start to cry
Because of awesome things you do
I dedicate this page to you
Mara, perfect, not a lie
Also One Direction, (why
Not?) and Little Mix as well!
And to the magic Blogland spell
That makes us who the us we are
And wishes made upon a star
Carry them with you in your heart
And when the world tears you apart
Let them take you to the start
Of something wonderful and new
Ieni you can make me smile
When I have frowned for quite a while
You and Star and Jubi, three
Are good at cheering up, to me
And so are every one of y'all
When I'm feeling really small
When I don't even care at all
You help me back onto my feet
Even though I've yet to meet
Any of you face to face
Its good to know this special place
Where I can come and just be me
And people don't hate what they see
Ember, miss when you were here
Guess it's a busy time of year...
Happy birthday, Kes LeStarre
May all your talents take you far
You're all perfect, who you are
And thanks for being there for me
Also to Zaf, in her tree
And Ari, Death and all of thee
You all bring out the best in me

So, yeah... To everyone in Blogland. [hugs]

Also to a couple of really awesome Bloglandians who are currently outside of Blogland.

Lavender Hope: A poem ded really wouldn't be complete without a mention of you. [hugs]

Luciana Clover Scáth: Miss you and hope you're doing okay. You're perfect [hugs]. That didn't rhyme very well... It sounded cheesy and insincere, so that why it's seperate from the poem.

Also to Mycroft and his umbrella. I haven't deded to MAHU in a while...

And this is where I get too sleepy to ded anymore! Msd.

Calidae Dark said...

Its a long song.

Jophiel said...

*Claps*
Thanks Fabulous!!

http://www.simplyrealmoms.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Oreo-Cookie-and-Cream-No-Bake-Cheesecake-Bakers-Royale1.jpg

WHY DO WE TORTURE OURSELVES SO?!

Calidae Dark said...

yumyumyumyumyumYUM death!!

Jophiel said...

http://kevinandamanda.com/whatsnew/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/LA-Bertolli-trip-33.jpg

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*claps*
AWESOME DED FABI!!!!!

but I really hope that you only put in the cry part to make it rhyme... xD
*Hugs*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Death. this is when you STOP TORTURING US!



0_0

Anonymous said...

A happy omgjubiissoawesome-cry. Sometimes. No, I was making it up. [hugs back]

Cupcakeeeeesssss...

Calidae Dark said...

This is when I leave and go eat dinner. Yuuuummyyyy


And then eat ANZAC bikkies. Yumyumyumyumyum.

Bye hungry people :)
And, non hungry people. Bye to you too.

Anonymous said...

Fabi is annoyed because needs sleep now.

Goodnight/morning/evening/day, all!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

BYE FABI AND CALI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sapphire Iota (S/ Cam) said...

Oh... I just came on here and saw the ded. I think that's the first time anyone's dedicated to me :) Thanks Fabi *hugs* You've made me very happy now :) :) :)It's a really good poem :) Sleep well.
Oh, and now I have to go... *rolls eyes*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

SAPH!!!!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*

hi/bye

Jophiel said...

Night Fabi!

Toodles Cali!

Hi Sapphi!!

(Heh, see that?!)

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

very nicely done, Death

Dante Materazzi said...
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I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Hullo?

Dante Materazzi said...

Sorry. I just had to sneak around some castle for a bit of wi-fi

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

xDD
REN!!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*

hi.

Have we met?

Dante Materazzi said...

Uh... What are you doing to my torso?

Uh... I don't think so. Have we?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Don't think so....
well HI

I'M JUBI







yeah...

Dante Materazzi said...
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Dante Materazzi said...

Hi Jubi!

I'm Ren. A friend of Death's with an epic scar down his face from a vampire.
{Smiles uncertainly}

Dante Materazzi said...

Don't tell her I said that...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Niccolo?
He's a....

He's not a very nice person :-/



Anonymous said...

=||=|||~|||~==||||| sirens.
[mutters in sleep]
[shivers]
[not here]

Dante Materazzi said...

Why do you have all the spaces under your comment?

Anonymous said...

Niccolo is to be avoided when possible...
Death seems to want to get herself killed. :-(

[now, not here]

Dante Materazzi said...

Hello Fabi. I remember Death saying something about you being too smart for your own good... Seeing that secret language, I think she might have a point.

Dante Materazzi said...

Death does. She's always been like that. The memories...
{Shudders}

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

hmm
I don't know...

Jophiel said...

REN!

Dante Materazzi said...

DEATH?!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

FABI!!!! *supermegatacklehugs even though you're not here*



hi.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

GAH NO!!! * *Supermegatacklehugsofdoom*

Jophiel said...

What the hell are you doing here... Jubi. What did he say about me?

Dante Materazzi said...

I didn't say anything!! Check!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

....umm


nothing really...

Anonymous said...

Hello (not really hello) Ren. Yeah. I can see that.

It's easy, though, making codes no one else will understand. Making codes people will get is much harder.

[is SUPERMEGATACKLEHUGGEDOFDOOM]

Hi (not really hi) Jubi.

[vanishes again]

Jophiel said...

... When I see a deleted comment and you...

Jub Jub. What did he say...?

Dante Materazzi said...

Bye Fabi! Pleasure to meet you.

Dante Materazzi said...

Dude. I didn't say anything. Jubi, tell her. I didn't say anything!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Umm.....



*glances between Death and Ren*




.... I think he said something about you saying something about Coco...
but that's it

Jophiel said...

Thank you Jubi!
*Pats Jub Jub's head*
Cookie?

Dante Materazzi said...

See? Nothing. Can I have a cookie?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

*grins like a good puppy dog*
OK :D *takes cookie*

Jophiel said...

No!

Dante Materazzi said...

Okay, Jubi. What powers do you have?

Jophiel said...

Good Jub Jub!
*Throws stick*
Go fetch!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I can make people extremely happy (like... too happy) and I can make them laugh uncontrollably so their defenses are down and stuff. Sometimes they can go insane to.


^_^





how bout you?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

WHEEEEE!!!! *fetches stick*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

dammit

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

WHO WANTS DDEEEEDDDDDDDD???

Dante Materazzi said...

{Laughs}
Wait! Did you just do it then?!

Well... I honestly don't know anymore... Bob Hitler killed me. Then I took Death's body... You don't mind, do you?

Dante Materazzi said...

Uh... What's a ded?

Jophiel said...

DO I MIND!?

What do you bloody well think?

Dante Materazzi said...

I knew it! Thank you Death!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT DED???

Jophiel said...

Uh... Ren... I meant no...

Not particularly... Sorry...

Dante Materazzi said...

Oh, thank God. I thought you died... Sorry, I was trying to tell my own fortune by reading my palm... I am still confused.

Dante Materazzi said...

Death, I meant to say: "Oh, sorry."

Dante Materazzi said...

Okay, there is someone coming. Let's all hope it is not Mevolent...

Goodbye!

Jophiel said...

Thank God Singor Jerk-Face has departed...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

ok fine.
I dedicate this page to (and I'm gonna try and remember as many people as I can) Death, Fabi, Ren, Seph, Saph, Ember, Luci, Mara, Kessie, Val, Cali, Ari, Zaf, ummm....... Em, Adra, Eve, Star, Ais, Duck, Missy, Ieni, Rua, Alexandra, Taia, Dragona, Mel, Lav and....


wow that's really al I can think of...

IF YOU'RE NOT IN IT, THEN I DED TO YOU TOO!!!!!

Jophiel said...

COCCO!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

GAH YES! I FORGOT COCCO!


I also dedicate this page to Cocco.

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